Technoblade Spitting Facts for 18 Minutes Straight!

2022 ж. 24 Мау.
416 722 Рет қаралды

I'm back to keep your Technothirst saturated.
Some of my favourite Technoblade moments so far...
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May he rest easy! RIP Alex!
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I've tried to find the most funny and sarcastic Technoblade Moments and mainly focused on having a good portion of variety in the clips!
I think I've found very good Clips for the Video so It has the right to have the title technoblade spitting facts for 18 minutes straight
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Other good Technoblade clip compilations:
Technoblade being a savage for 8 minutes straight
Technoblade being Technoblade for 8 minutes straight
Technoblade screaming for 8 minutes straight
Technoblade panicking for 8 minutes straight
Technoblade being Sarcastic for 8 Minutes Straight
Technoblade being a Psychopath for 8 Minutes Straight
Technoblade being the Biggest Noob for 8 Minutes Straight
Technoblade being Wholesome for 9 Minutes Straight
Technoblade being a Mood for 9 Minutes Straight
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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CLIPS. I CREATE COMPILATIONS OR HIGHLIGHTS BASED ON THEM!
If you want your Clip to be taken down please contact me on my E-Mail [ DreamsNightmare@web.de ]
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editing software: vegas pro 18 w/ sapphire plugins
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  • Support Technos Last Wish! Donate at: www.curesarcoma.org/technoblade-tribute/ Buy Merch: www.technoblade.com/ May he rest easy! RIP Alex! #CharityForTechno

    @NightmareProductions@NightmareProductions Жыл бұрын
    • Too bad the line in the description can no longer be "so far"... It'd need to become "of all time".

      @oogachaka4596@oogachaka4596 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@oogachaka4596😢😢

      @bethanykeeler267@bethanykeeler267 Жыл бұрын
  • technoblade: ghosts arent real Also technoblade: *haunts willburs dreams from beyond the grave just to call him a loser*

    @alicebunnymera@alicebunnymera Жыл бұрын
    • The duality of Technoblade

      @fireflymiesumae@fireflymiesumae Жыл бұрын
    • he was technically correct, hes just so powerful he forced his very soul to become a ghost

      @rapidrush6033@rapidrush6033 Жыл бұрын
    • That's his duty of being a friend

      @skytheanimation@skytheanimation Жыл бұрын
    • @@skytheanimation no that's his duty of being a cyber bully and bully wilber XD.

      @bluecreep2990@bluecreep2990 Жыл бұрын
    • @@bluecreep2990 both true

      @myparentsacc@myparentsacc Жыл бұрын
  • Man, I’m going to miss him..

    @WillowStxrs@WillowStxrs Жыл бұрын
    • I miss him already

      @timvanderheijden7922@timvanderheijden7922 Жыл бұрын
    • @@timvanderheijden7922 same

      @christopherbravo1813@christopherbravo1813 Жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @samdeville9967@samdeville9967 Жыл бұрын
    • We all do:(

      @HYPERizOP@HYPERizOP Жыл бұрын
    • lets get him to 42million he would have loved that

      @aineshmishra4153@aineshmishra4153 Жыл бұрын
  • 17:36 and to this day . . . still nobody knows if technoblade broke his printer or not.

    @MrSirWivd@MrSirWivd Жыл бұрын
    • we need the answer

      @nejinvader1757@nejinvader1757 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@nejinvader1757 he's dead..

      @Cursedentity7641@Cursedentity7641 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Cursedentity7641 We will find out anyway. We Have Ways Of Making Him Talk

      @Ray-uy4ez@Ray-uy4ez Жыл бұрын
    • @@Ray-uy4ez bro what-

      @Cursedentity7641@Cursedentity7641 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@Cursedentity7641don't worry I got a Ouija board

      @raybox6728@raybox672810 ай бұрын
  • That small interaction between Skeppy and Technoblade is still my favorite to this day. Skeppy: You can't keep bullying people online Technoblade: That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career.

    @jukesdtj656@jukesdtj656 Жыл бұрын
  • This is why i loved technoblade he was SO FUNNY!!!!

    @Coolyes379@Coolyes379 Жыл бұрын
    • I'm crying cause he's dead now

      @bakugokatsuki5360@bakugokatsuki5360 Жыл бұрын
    • @@bakugokatsuki5360 its okay he is in heaven flying high and is in a better place now

      @Coolyes379@Coolyes379 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Coolyes379 how do we know he is heaven

      @Arct1ccc@Arct1ccc Жыл бұрын
    • @@Arct1ccc what do you think hes in hell? Hells for BAD PEOPLE not good people and legends like technoblade

      @Coolyes379@Coolyes379 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Coolyes379 who said he was good? Nobody knows what he did in his spare time

      @Arct1ccc@Arct1ccc Жыл бұрын
  • may techno rest in peace fly high man TECHO NEVER DIES!...

    @-jess-1582@-jess-1582 Жыл бұрын
    • well he is dead now aint he

      @realchico5248@realchico5248 Жыл бұрын
    • Techno will live on forever👑

      @sawyerjohns8689@sawyerjohns8689 Жыл бұрын
    • Technoblade best mcyter ever on fucking god

      @timvanderheijden7922@timvanderheijden7922 Жыл бұрын
    • but he died

      @maxwellcatlol@maxwellcatlol Жыл бұрын
    • @@sawyerjohns8689 but he died

      @maxwellcatlol@maxwellcatlol Жыл бұрын
  • I yearn for more Techno content and don't mind the wait. The fact that he started the channel 5 years ago and actually has a ton of videos is working out great. Edit: I just got to know about what happened to him. I don't want to stretch this out but I do want to say, I hope he rests in peace.

    @Arcticanine@Arcticanine Жыл бұрын
    • Sadly there is no more

      @wilhelmriswencongreso2052@wilhelmriswencongreso2052 Жыл бұрын
    • R.I.P Technoblade

      @wilhelmriswencongreso2052@wilhelmriswencongreso2052 Жыл бұрын
    • @@wilhelmriswencongreso2052 WE ALL LOVE YOU TECHNO

      @radicalhype7148@radicalhype7148 Жыл бұрын
    • sadly... you only have what was, and is. there is nothing what will. technoblade never dies, he will just continue in our hearts.

      @mikoblixel@mikoblixel Жыл бұрын
    • You spelt Peace wrong... piece means like a piece of something...

      @rapidrush6033@rapidrush6033 Жыл бұрын
  • Technoblade: **sees a prison** Also Technoblade: "This looks like my middle school!"

    @SilverSabertooth@SilverSabertooth Жыл бұрын
    • He just speaking the truth, honestly.

      @jewellmadden8624@jewellmadden86243 ай бұрын
  • *casually rewatches all of technos content while crying*

    @zerotheinsomniac3272@zerotheinsomniac3272 Жыл бұрын
    • Crying(optional)real(need)

      @dynamickiller3188@dynamickiller31888 ай бұрын
    • *pats back* there there

      @calebhunter7440@calebhunter7440Ай бұрын
  • He was so funny and insparational, he will be missed

    @cocoamotown5786@cocoamotown5786 Жыл бұрын
    • Yea 🥲

      @planewheat6952@planewheat6952 Жыл бұрын
    • dream>techno

      @BombasticBaboon_@BombasticBaboon_ Жыл бұрын
    • @@BombasticBaboon_ ever watched mrbeasts battle, technoblade was the best minecraft player of all time

      @MattTheDestroyer@MattTheDestroyer Жыл бұрын
    • @@BombasticBaboon_ get a life yaa incel stan

      @averagedegenerate5987@averagedegenerate5987 Жыл бұрын
    • @@BombasticBaboon_techno clear

      @lozixislost@lozixislost10 ай бұрын
  • I can't help watching all your techno clips even though I've watched like every single past stream of him

    @somebodyxd069@somebodyxd069 Жыл бұрын
    • Hello person here before he died

      @jacepawplayz@jacepawplayz Жыл бұрын
  • Techno didn't even stream on his birthday.. The worst thing.. Am suddenly concerned about techno content...

    @technoblade-2055@technoblade-2055 Жыл бұрын
    • Ikr mee too

      @technobladexd342@technobladexd342 Жыл бұрын
    • Can he not celebrate his birthday by not streaming? He is a person too, y’know

      @bacon8121@bacon8121 Жыл бұрын
    • Maybe the fact he has a life and also cancer.

      @MrBright2026@MrBright2026 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Guardian-of-Light137 yeah. He will be missed. We all appreciated him

      @Cheesemoncher@Cheesemoncher Жыл бұрын
    • @@Guardian-of-Light137 am crying.. Man I saw it

      @technoblade-2055@technoblade-2055 Жыл бұрын
  • im going to miss him, gone but never forgotten...

    @pigboy7814@pigboy7814 Жыл бұрын
    • He's not gone. He is above us, watching and calling us p'ssies for crying and laughing at us like "ha! losers!!!!" technoblade never dies🐷👑

      @WitterbyLucifer@WitterbyLucifer Жыл бұрын
  • Who knew this would be created just 5 days before his death. So sad. RIP.

    @Bloxay@Bloxay Жыл бұрын
    • he didnt died today, he probably died a month or so ago, i dont think his dad would make a video right after his death

      @BranchYT@BranchYT Жыл бұрын
    • @@BranchYT You are correct, but that could be even worse. RIP technoblade.

      @Bloxay@Bloxay Жыл бұрын
    • @@Bloxay he died on june 7

      @vandanatiwari6816@vandanatiwari6816 Жыл бұрын
  • Little did Technoblade know he has 15m subs What a legend he will be remembered

    @moharedakadiri7296@moharedakadiri7296 Жыл бұрын
  • took 6 months but fan base NEVA DIES

    @vikramanpoornima1385@vikramanpoornima1385 Жыл бұрын
    • Technoblade is dead

      @benjaminbrown3939@benjaminbrown3939 Жыл бұрын
    • @@benjaminbrown3939 Alex died, techno’s legacy never dies.

      @colorwarriors@colorwarriors Жыл бұрын
    • Hello person here before he died

      @jacepawplayz@jacepawplayz Жыл бұрын
  • Yoooooo! The Production has begun again. Enjoy and Subscribe to Technoblade!!!

    @NightmareProductions@NightmareProductions Жыл бұрын
    • Bro WTF happened.. Our lives... Noo

      @technoblade-2055@technoblade-2055 Жыл бұрын
    • Rip

      @ItzTheLoser@ItzTheLoser Жыл бұрын
    • Rest in peace technoblade

      @bakugokatsuki5360@bakugokatsuki5360 Жыл бұрын
    • "Technoblade never dies " but bro i am turning 18 I was ready for the meet up!

      @Udok1306@Udok1306 Жыл бұрын
    • @Lito Quilantang good man, pass down the entertainment for him and all the other youtubers who have died as well

      @SP-di5fv@SP-di5fv Жыл бұрын
  • "did I break my printer" I woke my mom up-

    @xing._.@xing._. Жыл бұрын
    • Hello person here before he died

      @jacepawplayz@jacepawplayz Жыл бұрын
    • @@jacepawplayz yep.

      @xing._.@xing._. Жыл бұрын
  • Hey Techno u passed 10 million :D we miss you everyday

    @hanyyylet6@hanyyylet6 Жыл бұрын
    • nah dont say that im gonna cry

      @beesbrownies@beesbrownies Жыл бұрын
  • Nightmare, thank you for keeping the memories alive

    @Pyrotechn1cs@Pyrotechn1cs9 ай бұрын
  • i feel like technoblade is the last non fake as hell minecraft youtuber left (and lets face it one of the last real youtubers in general)

    @samuelramirez4985@samuelramirez4985 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Velocitist no youtube is making its creators who were once great honest and funny and turning into hollowed out trash and if they dont wanna be that then they get strike fucked by the youtube nazis

      @samuelramirez4985@samuelramirez4985 Жыл бұрын
    • @@bomberdenn i dont remember sb737s videos but i remember him and lets be real stampy was always fake as hell

      @samuelramirez4985@samuelramirez4985 Жыл бұрын
    • i mean boffy is pretty cool,, sure techno vids feel more genuine than other youtubers, kinda like critikal but its probably because they dont waste time with all the "SMASH THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON PLEASE" + the minimal editing but just bc other yters dont (or do) have that doesnt make them fake yknow? i mean if u dont like them that doesnt necessarily make them fake as hell, right?

      @merran3456@merran3456 Жыл бұрын
    • @@merran3456 editing does not make them fake its the over the top personalitys and pretending to care about things they dont and the crappy power rangers acting to name a few edit: and idk who boffy is so i have no opinion on them

      @samuelramirez4985@samuelramirez4985 Жыл бұрын
    • @@samuelramirez4985 boffy has the same monotone kind voice, although a bit more vulgar humor. i like it but i understand it’s a bit different from techno. he doesn’t do the whole ‘’SMASH THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AND HIT THE LIKE BUTTON PLEAS PLEASE’’ so you should check him out, he’s pretty cool!

      @merran3456@merran3456 Жыл бұрын
  • “I’m not gonna get to 4,200,000 subs.” The Internet: Fortunately for you, history will not see it that way.

    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty Жыл бұрын
  • Rest in piece. Legend.

    @yousefelghobary4121@yousefelghobary4121 Жыл бұрын
  • Get Technoblade to 100 million subs! Techno deserves it for all he's done for everyone.

    @SilverSabertooth@SilverSabertooth Жыл бұрын
    • Agreeeee

      @uchihamadara3551@uchihamadara3551 Жыл бұрын
  • Technoblade may be gone from our sights but never from our hearts

    @ethanielbtd8418@ethanielbtd84189 ай бұрын
  • Alternative title: technoblade being a big nerd for 18 minutes

    @skidtles@skidtles Жыл бұрын
    • Alternative title: technoblade's last stream before death

      @benjaminbrown3939@benjaminbrown3939 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@benjaminbrown3939 I agree

      @TrystaGamer123@TrystaGamer123 Жыл бұрын
    • Hi, you are one of the people who isnt here after his death i think

      @jacepawplayz@jacepawplayz Жыл бұрын
  • R.I.P Technoblade.

    @loafyz335@loafyz335 Жыл бұрын
  • May technoblade Rest In Peace, I love him and he was my favorite in the dream SMP.

    @hiitscatiyu@hiitscatiyu Жыл бұрын
  • R.I.P Technoblade

    @wilhelmriswencongreso2052@wilhelmriswencongreso2052 Жыл бұрын
    • Oof

      @jacepawplayz@jacepawplayz Жыл бұрын
  • Long live the Blade…even if it’s only in our memories. I’m glad some people are still making clips of his amazing moments.

    @HKMisawesome@HKMisawesome Жыл бұрын
  • "DO I HEAR 2 BILLION LIKES- did I break my printer?" had me dying

    @SAMMYTHEBOSS@SAMMYTHEBOSS7 ай бұрын
  • RIP to a legend

    @carlogaytan7010@carlogaytan7010 Жыл бұрын
  • This is so fucking sad now

    @ericas4930@ericas4930 Жыл бұрын
  • "My computer is really slow, I tryed to destroy it once." "That might be why it's slow"

    @One_TheReal@One_TheReal4 ай бұрын
  • That opening clip is such a Technoblade thing to say. So savage.

    @jordanbutler8530@jordanbutler8530 Жыл бұрын
  • Rip techno I watched him instead of all the other streamers and KZheadrs and didn’t think ide get attached to him like I did “techno blade never dies”

    @rami3922@rami3922 Жыл бұрын
  • 0:46 Me wanting to become an author 😶😅🫠🥴

    @HKMisawesome@HKMisawesome Жыл бұрын
  • Sick

    @0vrdosee@0vrdosee Жыл бұрын
    • Hello person here before he died

      @jacepawplayz@jacepawplayz Жыл бұрын
  • 3:11 he got his goal

    @aiiidthemedic1039@aiiidthemedic1039 Жыл бұрын
  • "1 million is like the basic goal. Everyone's gotten 1 million subs by now. I'm going for 10 million." -Technoblade, 3:16 And he did it. The madlad managed to get over 10 million.

    @TheWoodWraith@TheWoodWraith Жыл бұрын
  • RIP Technoblade

    @pringleiscool475@pringleiscool475 Жыл бұрын
  • R.I.P

    @NuggetBS@NuggetBS Жыл бұрын
  • rest in peace techno

    @brokencablemusic@brokencablemusic Жыл бұрын
  • Omg, for how he sounded at 1:26 compared to newer videos, Techno not only hit puberty, he DECIMATED IT.

    @TheAndroid128@TheAndroid1283 ай бұрын
  • 1:26 go weed i’m gonna take a bong hit just for what he said

    @kfcenvyy4468@kfcenvyy4468 Жыл бұрын
  • My favorite thing about technoblade was he was so quirky like one day he is yelling for his fans to not go like NOOOoOoOoOooO And other days he’s like “YOU GUYS DONT KNOW ARMOR POINTS HAHAHA

    @jackkauer9237@jackkauer9237 Жыл бұрын
  • The "Did I break my printer?" at the end got me lmao

    @TyranusSpam@TyranusSpam4 ай бұрын
  • how the fuck did he predict the exact order of magnitude of 420 subs that he would reach in his career

    @kwekker@kwekker Жыл бұрын
  • "some of my favourite technoblade moments so far" fuck that aged like milk. :(

    @josepi3213@josepi3213 Жыл бұрын
  • your the only techno clipper i respect bc you tell us to sub to techno, while others tell us to sub to them

    @TheKing0fBacon@TheKing0fBaconКүн бұрын
  • The "did i break my printer" at the end lol I miss him man (but not in the crippling sadness sort of way, just enjoying the past)

    @irishjournalgaming@irishjournalgaming4 ай бұрын
  • 1:55 finaly someone understands

    @thomasblindkildebkgaard3514@thomasblindkildebkgaard3514 Жыл бұрын
  • Man was so funny lmao o7 Edit: Also congrats on 50k!

    @SmolCroissantBoi@SmolCroissantBoi Жыл бұрын
  • nice intro music man i love rock it. also like keep posting techno it makes me comfortable again

    @botmind69@botmind69 Жыл бұрын
  • "But 2x0 is 0" Absolute chad

    @_nxth@_nxth9 ай бұрын
  • R.I.P Technofax

    @pandafun6148@pandafun61484 ай бұрын
  • you are a very nice KZheadr rip techno

    @Jaxolottlfn@Jaxolottlfn9 ай бұрын
  • Techno the best. Thx for making shorter funny content... Rest with Power Alex

    @za-kadrgames7840@za-kadrgames7840 Жыл бұрын
  • 5 days before the announcement, i watched this on release. And now this hits way different

    @accofits6870@accofits6870 Жыл бұрын
  • he was at 10 mil when he died and now he is on his way to 20 mil bro was not lieing

    @sthupdthoughts@sthupdthoughts8 ай бұрын
  • he was such a genuine comedian its amazing, techoblade never dies

    @TheTravelerK@TheTravelerK2 ай бұрын
  • "did i break my Printer?" LOL

    @Lightning-Mark@Lightning-Mark3 ай бұрын
  • Technoblade did find the fastest way to get to 10 million subscribers in the end.

    @feierlord@feierlord9 ай бұрын
  • crying rn we miss you techno!

    @reynalioness4992@reynalioness4992 Жыл бұрын
  • RIP TECHNO YIU WILL BE MISSED

    @typicalkhaios2475@typicalkhaios2475 Жыл бұрын
  • I'm very greatful this video is here so I can come back and remember

    @juliette3109@juliette3109 Жыл бұрын
  • R.I.P Legend

    @ILikeSoda229@ILikeSoda229 Жыл бұрын
  • Rest in peace Technoblade.

    @trevordracoya7188@trevordracoya7188 Жыл бұрын
  • This is a man we love to bits lol

    @theultimatecookie394@theultimatecookie3949 ай бұрын
  • "Dont smoke kids, its not fun but marijuana is" got me dyin

    @Sheep-hi7od@Sheep-hi7od3 ай бұрын
  • So I finish my collage and I go brrr youtube, bullying kids just like our fellow Techno did. Fly high man, you changed me

    @the_Ikar@the_Ikar Жыл бұрын
  • I wonder if techno had any written things closely resembling a book

    @kevinayala2028@kevinayala2028 Жыл бұрын
  • Alex may not be with us but Techno never dies!

    @roberthill6738@roberthill6738 Жыл бұрын
  • Damn wish I could have met him

    @killbythebook4462@killbythebook44629 ай бұрын
  • Bro screamed go weed

    @Mr_Ducky_Steel@Mr_Ducky_Steel9 ай бұрын
  • Truly a man with great wisdom

    @justaguypassingby3319@justaguypassingby3319 Жыл бұрын
  • Everytime I try to forgot about this, recommendation shows me these videos

    @vertbhatt8849@vertbhatt8849 Жыл бұрын
  • 9:51 the most accurate thing I've ever of

    @Alexiosftw@Alexiosftw Жыл бұрын
  • Yoo nightmare I subbed for the techno content and techno is gone and u were gone too

    @basilyeldho@basilyeldho Жыл бұрын
    • Yeah

      @technoblade-2055@technoblade-2055 Жыл бұрын
    • but I'm back. Planning to at least stay active for 2-3 months. Then I'll start with university

      @NightmareProductions@NightmareProductions Жыл бұрын
    • @Pyrillion thanks mate! GL too

      @NightmareProductions@NightmareProductions Жыл бұрын
    • Hello person here before he died

      @jacepawplayz@jacepawplayz Жыл бұрын
  • This is why we love techno

    @francescahall1519@francescahall1519 Жыл бұрын
  • He was great man

    @Nightowl826@Nightowl826 Жыл бұрын
  • It just hurts

    @onekingdom1955@onekingdom1955 Жыл бұрын
  • 6:50 lmfaoo

    @MapleclawGD@MapleclawGD Жыл бұрын
  • Rip techno

    @DMPJammy@DMPJammy Жыл бұрын
  • Fly high legend.

    @Preivous@Preivous Жыл бұрын
  • i was just recommended this again today and i'm gonna die

    @trulyplasmatic@trulyplasmatic4 ай бұрын
  • miss you man

    @Technoblade0110@Technoblade0110 Жыл бұрын
  • is it to soon for me to say...THE COLLEGE BOARD KILLED TECHNOBLADE!

    @dreamypizza8458@dreamypizza84589 ай бұрын
  • i love him

    @notcatheline@notcatheline Жыл бұрын
  • 1:42 “and I’m going to do it at 4,200,000 subs… I’m gonna get to that 4,200,000 and enjoy my last blunt” 😢 I hope he enjoyed his last KZhead blunt.

    @alandoan1640@alandoan16406 ай бұрын
  • Rest in peace King, Technoblade Never Dies!!!!

    @jstyle1882@jstyle1882 Жыл бұрын
  • why did he have to die he was the only youtuber i couldnt wait to upload

    @edidzonmakovvic4133@edidzonmakovvic4133 Жыл бұрын
  • miss u techno

    @gloriavuaras5870@gloriavuaras5870 Жыл бұрын
  • I'm laughing in tears X'D

    @adankxd1178@adankxd1178 Жыл бұрын
  • “Don’t smoke kids it’s not fun but marijuana is GO WEED” -TechnoBlade

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  • He achieved the 10 mill at 3:06

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