If Bouncers in Berlin were Honest

2024 ж. 17 Ақп.
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#berlin #nightlife #clubbing

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  • “5 minutes inside is like 10 years of therapy” Okay, now I’m intrigued 😂😈

    @Mimlou@Mimlou3 ай бұрын
    • I don't think a physical event would required 10yrs of therapy..... So I'm guessing is probably something that eats away at you slowly ...... Like making people think about how tiny their lives are in the grand scale of the infinity of space and time...... or perhaps making people recall hurtful childhood memories.

      @happychick94@happychick943 ай бұрын
    • @@happychick94 Sounds like those clubs are rife with (gasp!) _continental philosophy._

      @Alpostpone@Alpostpone3 ай бұрын
    • Lol most of the time there's nothing crazy going on inside, it's just a myth because they put a sticker on your phone cameras.

      @SuperNeowiz@SuperNeowiz3 ай бұрын
    • I would rather say that everyone inside berlin's clubs (or even living in berlin in general) already needed a therapist before. At least that is the case of myself, my friends and everyone I meet in Berghain 😂 berlin is the city of neurodivergent people lol

      @Nini00000@Nini000003 ай бұрын
    • Now I really want to get into those clubs

      @zcnaipowered7407@zcnaipowered74073 ай бұрын
  • Ahh, brings me the memories of my first time at KitKat, and the countless tourists with blue jeans and white shirts trying to get in 😂

    @Patricioy@Patricioy3 ай бұрын
    • those are the best^^

      @RadicalLiving@RadicalLiving3 ай бұрын
    • One time I saw a tourist in slacks at KitKat complaining he couldn't get in. "What do I have to look like to get in?" He complained, the bouncer pointed at me behind him "When you look like him you can come. XD" one of my treasured KitKat que memories. @@RadicalLiving

      @matthewtieszer7073@matthewtieszer70733 ай бұрын
    • @@matthewtieszer7073 Damn, what were you wearing

      @daletan6177@daletan61773 ай бұрын
    • @@daletan6177 Imagine Johnny Melton from Specimen, with a little more makeup and alot more PVC

      @matthewtieszer7073@matthewtieszer70733 ай бұрын
    • @@daletan6177 Just a thong 😆🤣

      @DelFlo@DelFlo3 ай бұрын
  • Berlin discriminates against all foreigners equally, whether from other countries or other parts of Germany.

    @mx338@mx3383 ай бұрын
  • Rule number one: Never argue with the bouncer. If he says no at first and would let you in later, he would loose his credibility, because all the people in the line and hangarounds notice whats going on. So its best to leave in silence and come back another day. Rule number two: See rule number one.

    @RelaxationRefugium@RelaxationRefugium3 ай бұрын
    • Funny how in today's society sth like this is not considered discriminatory

      @jankutac9753@jankutac97533 ай бұрын
    • @@jankutac9753 That's actually really weird. I mean, it was totally normal back in the 80s and 90s, but now there are laws for businesses against discriminatory behaviour, and Berlin is packed full of people who fully stand behind these laws.

      @Sycokay@Sycokay3 ай бұрын
    • ​@@Sycokayit is elitis indeed and therefore discriminatory. If they want you to be real as they like to say they would let people dress the way they want, and if they don't let you in and you try again another day then it's obvious you're not yourself but trying to fit in their standards 🤷‍♂️

      @ginostevensoto8867@ginostevensoto88673 ай бұрын
    • @@Sycokay yeah it's so weird. Honestly let's go sue some bouncer and set a precedent. Just for the sake of it :-D

      @jankutac9753@jankutac97533 ай бұрын
    • And it's also jumping to conclusions without knowing somebody. @@jankutac9753

      @FO-si6ls@FO-si6ls3 ай бұрын
  • 1 star review lol. Now any time I see one I’m going to wonder what kind of conversation they had with the bouncer.

    @Sindarielle@Sindarielle3 ай бұрын
    • Probably one involving the bouncer roasting the person's lack of style

      @zcnaipowered7407@zcnaipowered74073 ай бұрын
    • A few months ago he finished the PR Damage Control Course! 😂😂😂

      @vasiovasio@vasiovasio3 ай бұрын
  • You are by far my favorite KZheadr comedian

    @TantrisHumble@TantrisHumble3 ай бұрын
    • wow, so glad! 😃 cheers

      @RadicalLiving@RadicalLiving3 ай бұрын
    • @@RadicalLivingyour last upload was about 4 days ago… Bros been speeding up his upload schedule

      @Nuclear_Animations@Nuclear_Animations3 ай бұрын
  • how about a clip about getting lost in a club and accidently entering the dark room. happened to me a couple of times

    @Alex-fl2yh@Alex-fl2yh3 ай бұрын
    • Best night ever?

      @daRich_X@daRich_X3 ай бұрын
    • @@daRich_X haha I won't tell

      @Alex-fl2yh@Alex-fl2yh3 ай бұрын
  • Perfect, brutal honesty.

    @kerubinadj3937@kerubinadj39373 ай бұрын
  • As an Ausländer, I can tell you that, not only that I was refused on entering Berlin Clubs, I have never been to Berlin !!!

    @XandarLake1@XandarLake13 ай бұрын
    • I have the same experience! But TBH, from the way it sounds, the clubs in Berlin wouldn't be my style anyway. I'm not into techno for one thing.

      @guccideltaco@guccideltaco3 ай бұрын
    • Berlin is not only „techno“. Dnt forget that.

      @furoelchapo540@furoelchapo54023 сағат бұрын
  • I was the one who was denied. Now I know why! 😂🤣🥂

    @channelchen@channelchen3 ай бұрын
    • I really don't get it, if I like just dancing to good techno music, do I need to look unusual. Yes my style is wearing jeans, sneakers and tshirts but also I just like techno, it seems like that's not enough for bouncers to let me in

      @jamesoo96571@jamesoo965713 ай бұрын
  • These videos are instant classics😂

    @hans8201@hans82013 ай бұрын
  • Hilarious...made for a great laugh on a Sunday evening!

    @RickJZ1973@RickJZ19733 ай бұрын
  • 😂 Me every friday night in munich 20 years ago✌😁 but I didn't give up......❣ You are a very good actor and the vid is sooo true👍❣

    @sabinewagner7009@sabinewagner70093 ай бұрын
  • 😂😂😂 Dude, that was brutal ❤ You can really be a badass😅

    @MoonShadowRayne@MoonShadowRayne3 ай бұрын
  • I love it! With the low accented voice, dark sunglasses, and leather jacket, you got the Terminator vibe going on! Americans love Terminator! Terminator in Berlin!

    @davidh7799@davidh77993 ай бұрын
    • You’re that dork American that’s making us look like dorks. Cool it dude. We’ll never get in this way.

      @frozenwarning@frozenwarning3 ай бұрын
    • Berlinator 😂😂😂

      @winnied87@winnied873 ай бұрын
    • @@winnied87 good ideas! I think we are on to something.

      @davidh7799@davidh77993 ай бұрын
    • @@davidh7799 Thanks for a quick response, David. Could be. I'm into word play. :)

      @winnied87@winnied873 ай бұрын
    • @@winnied87 don't be surprised if he picks up "Berlinator" in his videos. I like it, it's good!

      @davidh7799@davidh77993 ай бұрын
  • Haha, dude you’re really funny! More shorts like this please!

    @estellemelodimitchell8259@estellemelodimitchell82593 ай бұрын
  • This is good. I am entertained. Thanks.

    @semaifirtes@semaifirtes3 ай бұрын
  • I really love videos like this

    @100panix@100panix3 ай бұрын
  • How ironic that he actually WAS looking in a mirror in that moment! 😂

    @powder-blue@powder-blue2 ай бұрын
  • Haha. This guy is so cute and funny.

    @frozenwarning@frozenwarning3 ай бұрын
  • “Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?”

    @FSPlata23@FSPlata233 ай бұрын
  • I always got into kit kat. Never berghain. Sven 8x me “nein” 😂

    @RyanshawMe@RyanshawMe3 ай бұрын
  • You should do a "when your Irish friend visits Berlin" for St Patrick's Day... Starring me 😆 🍀🍀

    @JamieOGman@JamieOGman3 ай бұрын
  • Always top videos... You are born to do YT... Wish I will move one day to Berlin, however I don't speak a word of German

    @fortitudo2110@fortitudo21102 ай бұрын
    • Haha thanks! 😄 Glad to have you on board! ^^

      @RadicalLiving@RadicalLiving2 ай бұрын
  • One of the best!

    @tinkatul@tinkatul3 ай бұрын
  • I wouldn't be surprised and I would be happy if I saw you play a part in a film, Rad

    @antonellaww1663@antonellaww16633 ай бұрын
  • You should do post COVID Berlin club edition guide. That is how you became popular and those are your best videos (clubbing in Berlin) 😊

    @michaltimko2049@michaltimko20493 ай бұрын
  • Who said that Germans don’t have sense of humor? I’ve been watching your channel since last Friday, and I have to say it’s like a breath of fresh air. Tschüs 😎

    @anacebotari8604@anacebotari86043 ай бұрын
    • Thanks, glad you think so 😊 welcome aboard!

      @RadicalLiving@RadicalLiving3 ай бұрын
    • Thank you very much 😄

      @anacebotari8604@anacebotari86043 ай бұрын
  • That was very cruel but made me laugh!...

    @userAA@userAA3 ай бұрын
  • Awesomeness 😅 gut gemacht 👍🏻

    @dirtyadventure8481@dirtyadventure84813 ай бұрын
  • Ze twuth shall make you fwee 😂

    @tomorrowneverdies567@tomorrowneverdies5673 ай бұрын
  • Finally the good stuff... 😂 remember me of ginger billy.

    @peterpanini96@peterpanini963 ай бұрын
  • Yes! Thank you!

    @myrawells5691@myrawells56913 ай бұрын
    • Any time!

      @RadicalLiving@RadicalLiving3 ай бұрын
  • Lovely ! Lol. Would be cool to have bouncers actually spell it out like that. Sehr cool!

    @alexanderlieber@alexanderlieber2 ай бұрын
  • The Outfit they’re Both in are Hilarious and Good at the same time 😂😂😂

    @thissimplelife653@thissimplelife6533 ай бұрын
  • Do you write your own dialogue? This one was really cleverly written. The furry vest reminds me of Sonny Bono in the Sonny and Cher years.

    @unioncityman63@unioncityman633 ай бұрын
  • Hahaha loooool😂😂😂 'but but but what?':))

    @tirtunemdouq@tirtunemdouq3 ай бұрын
  • this is your best video

    @iwillchange8760@iwillchange87603 ай бұрын
    • 😂

      @RadicalLiving@RadicalLiving3 ай бұрын
    • @@RadicalLiving I'm very curious to know when that door policy started in Berlin/ West Berlin?. What decade? I was young decades ago. In my country, I first experienced that in the 90s, but isn't it strange a society (and especially that city) that seems obsessed with individual freedom and inclusion, however precisely rejects people who just want to have fun for no reason?

      @Bellasie1@Bellasie13 ай бұрын
    • @@Bellasie1 It started when too many people started coming to Berlin. "Tourists" can ruin the vibe very much, when there is too many people in a place they don't understand... kinda like immigration

      @mishXY@mishXY3 ай бұрын
    • @@Bellasie1 Sadly, I've never been to Berlin but your observation looks like an interesting paradox to take notice on.

      @tinkatul@tinkatul3 ай бұрын
    • @@tinkatul Thank you. When I grew up in Europe during the 70s and 80s, the sexual liberation had already started with my parents' generation, but for example being gay was still problematic, except in West Berlin which was the most open-minded place I ever experienced during that era, and so I could see the mentalities evolve during the past half-century. I don't recall a door policy other than age-related, as I was very young. Inclusion and non-conformity weren't as much topics as they were a reality. The earliest bouncer-enforced clubs I know of are Studio 54 in NYC in the late 70s and the Blitz in the early 80s in London, both for marketing reasons. I don't think that mentality appeared in Berlin until much later.

      @Bellasie1@Bellasie13 ай бұрын
  • This is so accurate 😂

    @friendlyoze@friendlyoze3 ай бұрын
  • This is funny lol 😂

    @kamyarnemati@kamyarnemati3 ай бұрын
  • Love the German accent this totally makes perfect sense aaaaah

    @chainedelementals8034@chainedelementals80343 ай бұрын
  • Chain, lather jacket, black-shades STYLE 💕 Titanic🤐.

    @mariazainab2839@mariazainab28393 ай бұрын
  • I'd install these all over the world. So many men who put ZERO effort into dressing when going out clubbing. XD

    @LayllasLocker@LayllasLocker3 ай бұрын
    • But he night be able to get into a club in Munich.

      @lemsip207@lemsip2073 ай бұрын
  • Good actor play ;) btw I didn't know you have face control in Germany. Last time I meet them a few years ago in Moscow night club "Gipsy". But maybe because I am too old now for that lol

    @vlastimirdjuzastoiljkovic@vlastimirdjuzastoiljkovic3 ай бұрын
    • I been in many clubs in Moscow, all of them deny entry only for a good reason. Underage, drunk, dressed as a homeless, something like this. But maybe you tried some very snob club.

      @rouslanbugorskiy230@rouslanbugorskiy2303 ай бұрын
    • @@rouslanbugorskiy230 My mom dressed me 😆

      @vlastimirdjuzastoiljkovic@vlastimirdjuzastoiljkovic3 ай бұрын
  • 😅 Truth makes you free 😅

    @thomaskurschner2949@thomaskurschner29493 ай бұрын
    • Ze twuth shall make you fwee 😂

      @tomorrowneverdies567@tomorrowneverdies5673 ай бұрын
  • You are a stylist!

    @djabrayilmagerramov6731@djabrayilmagerramov67313 ай бұрын
  • Guter Film.

    @pckpkp9837@pckpkp98373 ай бұрын
  • Sounds about right.

    @panama-canada@panama-canada3 ай бұрын
  • GROSSARTIG !!! 😂

    @carlabruni5223@carlabruni52233 ай бұрын
  • Nice 😂

    @gurniwazsinghgrewal@gurniwazsinghgrewal3 ай бұрын
  • The truth is sometimes hard to take.

    @expatexpat6531@expatexpat65313 ай бұрын
  • Good job

    @ahmadkhalil1708@ahmadkhalil17083 ай бұрын
  • Also, after hearing "people do things...", we need a sneak peak of the inside.

    @userAA@userAA3 ай бұрын
    • I get the fomo but people who are going to get inside already have a pretty good idea what those "things" are. So if that sentence peaks your curiosity like that you're probably not ready.

      @ThaJay@ThaJay3 ай бұрын
    • @@ThaJay 😂

      @userAA@userAA3 ай бұрын
  • hey man, where has ur utube channe went? any ideas?

    @AEGIS-RED-MEGA-VIEWS@AEGIS-RED-MEGA-VIEWS3 ай бұрын
  • The Titanic 😂

    @TheRob2D@TheRob2D3 ай бұрын
  • ha! perfect

    @AboveTheTrees00@AboveTheTrees003 ай бұрын
  • Wenn man versucht die Türpolitik zu rechtfertigen, obwohl sie absoluter bullshit ist: Und ja ich schaue dich an Berghain. 😂

    @TheGhostCreature@TheGhostCreature11 күн бұрын
  • fantastico

    @elchemyst@elchemyst3 ай бұрын
    • Vamooo

      @tinkatul@tinkatul3 ай бұрын
  • Brutal

    @aahritya_tv@aahritya_tv3 ай бұрын
  • The google review lol

    @whereswilliam488@whereswilliam4883 ай бұрын
  • poor boy ...oh no man so rude

    @uni-ted3223@uni-ted32233 ай бұрын
  • Can you do a video about life in Berlin with young kids?

    @cyrusm3391@cyrusm33912 ай бұрын
  • b-b-b-but what??😂

    @axelburgburgerkind8282@axelburgburgerkind82823 ай бұрын
  • 10 years of therapy !

    @XandarLake1@XandarLake13 ай бұрын
  • 0:48 u really made urself look taller by bring camera closer

    @AEGIS-RED-MEGA-VIEWS@AEGIS-RED-MEGA-VIEWS3 ай бұрын
  • Ich schmeiß misch fott 😅

    @MausTheGerman@MausTheGerman3 ай бұрын
  • Thats why i usually go out to Party with atleast 5 hot Girls 😁👍

    @MrMBSonic@MrMBSonic3 ай бұрын
  • Damn that's a mean bouncer.😂

    @mgtexan4721@mgtexan47213 ай бұрын
  • Nice. 👌😁

    @SICRoosterKido@SICRoosterKido3 ай бұрын
  • Hey was a Bouncer we are really nice guys at heart just misunderstood.

    @lostboy8084@lostboy80843 ай бұрын
  • low cost arnold voice :)))

    @BMTurceanuHikeRun@BMTurceanuHikeRun3 ай бұрын
  • when you don't know what's a bouncer and after that you know --- Türlsteher

    @mathiaslist6705@mathiaslist6705Ай бұрын
  • That doesn't change the fact that bouncers are racists. My stepmom tells me all the time.

    @user_sysroot980@user_sysroot9803 ай бұрын
  • Everybody wants to go clubbing im berlin nly to be denied at the door : )

    @robertsteinberger5667@robertsteinberger56673 ай бұрын
  • Am Ende plot twist - er ist kein bouncer lol

    @thankyouand3260@thankyouand32603 ай бұрын
  • A polite 'No' for a German 😂

    @jurgenfichtel3253@jurgenfichtel3253Ай бұрын
  • The bouncer sounds like Arnold :)

    @Heavenfound@Heavenfound3 ай бұрын
  • Only the truth can hurts 💔

    @hannahd6640@hannahd66403 ай бұрын
  • Like my landlord once said to me many years ago when I asked how do you get in berghain.. he said it’s not what you wear , it’s who you are .

    @manoharsingh6050@manoharsingh60503 ай бұрын
    • Back when the 2G/COVID restrictions were in place, Berghain's instructional video on what you needed to show to get in made lots of fun of the fact that people tend to wear all black...

      @supersat@supersat3 ай бұрын
  • 🤣😭😭

    @saranefato5687@saranefato56873 ай бұрын
  • "Nicht Heute" all the time 😀

    @SashaFoxfort@SashaFoxfort3 ай бұрын
  • People leave the same reviews for Watergate and Kit Kat. Stay classy Berlin.

    @kylierosedj@kylierosedj3 ай бұрын
  • Berghain experience 😂😂

    @prithvishah640@prithvishah6403 ай бұрын
  • Errrmm.. what was that? 😂

    @winnied87@winnied873 ай бұрын
  • Digga zurück zu deinen Würzeln. Trifft wieder 😂

    @patrickoneman3675@patrickoneman36753 ай бұрын
  • you should have told him to go to sisyphos 😁

    @COUPLE2COUPLES@COUPLE2COUPLES3 ай бұрын
  • 😂😂

    @jeonlyxoxo@jeonlyxoxo3 ай бұрын
  • 😂😂😂😂😂

    @beawitched5252@beawitched52523 ай бұрын
  • How the mighty have fallen, from Hollywood and the Governor of California to being a bouncer at a crappy club in Berlin. That divorce must have been painful...

    @thePronto@thePronto3 ай бұрын
  • 😂

    @leonatus221@leonatus2213 ай бұрын
  • Hahaha

    @ScorpionInTheBag@ScorpionInTheBag3 ай бұрын
  • Omg that is just cruel lol

    @Sunshine-un5ww@Sunshine-un5ww3 ай бұрын
  • XD

    @Aurelisk@Aurelisk3 ай бұрын
  • Radical Living you still ow those 200 billion Euros from World War 2

    @metaldude1085@metaldude10853 ай бұрын
  • 🤭

    @martaacevedo69@martaacevedo693 ай бұрын
  • Being gay in the U.S., I've never seen this issue at a gay club. The bouncers pretty much just check to see you're of legal drinking age and that the venue does not exceed capacity. Not sure if gay clubs are the same in Germany. I've been to some pretty awesome straight clubs in the U.S. with lines around the block and it was pretty much the same thing. Is it that much more intense in Germany?

    @danmur2797@danmur27973 ай бұрын
  • A bit of too much humiliation...

    @lifeschool2962@lifeschool29623 ай бұрын
    • He called him a racist, you can get that back.

      @tinkatul@tinkatul3 ай бұрын
  • Now run home to mummy and cry about it!

    @catherinebirch2399@catherinebirch23993 ай бұрын
  • Boah geil. Erster

    @MausTheGerman@MausTheGerman3 ай бұрын
    • Legend! 🐱‍🏍

      @RadicalLiving@RadicalLiving3 ай бұрын
  • Ah, the pretentious people queuing for validation to shitty clubs X-)

    @Art-kz6zf@Art-kz6zf3 ай бұрын
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