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In this video we take a look at some tiktoks that make me question my future in medicine. Well, not really, but it feels like that. Today we talk about babies, stepping on legos, viagra, inflatable water sports, trampolines, cats, basketball, boxing, head trauma, kickboxing, glass shards, vaginal steaming, the Liver King, foods that make you shorter, weight loss tips, papaya seeds, prescriptions, newfoundland dogs, ectopic pregnancy, incisional hernia, hyperbaric chambers, bone marrow, raw liver, EMF (electro magnetic fields) and of course CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS!
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STEVE-O Shares His WORST Jackass Injury with me- kzhead.info/sun/ostsZ8aElqSKoK8/bejne.html
ok
tru
dr mike, what the difference between a cigarette and a cigar?
aight bet
Ooh. Cant wait
That kid is literally the embodiment of “he a little confused but he got the spirit”
Look ♫ Look ♫ Look at peace ♫ (￣ ▽ ￣) ✨👍💕 May the spot-billed ducks heal you (￣ ▽ ￣) ✨👍💕🦆 I want everyone to spread peace (￣ ▽ ￣) ✨👍💕💕
yes.
Fr OD on good
better than doing nothing, i guess
Timestamp?
I love that Dr. Mike is never like, "This person is effin' crazy." He always just calmly explains what they are doing wrong and why they might think the way they do. Even when he freaks out, it's on the misinformation, not the person.
Look ♫ Look ♫ Look at peace ♫ (￣ ▽ ￣) ✨👍💕 May the spot-billed ducks heal you (￣ ▽ ￣) ✨👍💕🦆 I want everyone to spread peace (￣ ▽ ￣) ✨👍💕💕
Except the lego guy. He's crazy
"calmly"
There are many times that Dr Mike is like “no no no no”
hate the sin, not the sinner
What you said about first watching a child's reaction when they fall, really brought me back. When my kids fell, they'd look at me before reacting so I knew they were OK. I'd just say, "it's OK, you're durable." And they'd get up and go play. When my daughter was little, my mom came over and my daughter fell. My mom gasped and started getting up. My daughter said, " it's OK, I durble" it was so cute! If they didn't look at me and started crying, I'd go to them. But when they looked at me before reacting, I knew it was nothing serious.
"I durble" is my new favorite super hero line
@@Bittexu it has stuck with me for decades because my daughter is now middle aged.
i durble is the best thing ive heard
@@aelsaellie thanks!
that’s so adorable! if I have kids one day, I’ll always remember this comment:)
My golden retriever, whose sadly no longer with us, used to lay in the snow until she melted a dog shaped outline down to the wood on our deck. Then, she'd get up, move to where there was more snow, and lay down again. It was her favourite thing in the winter. She was perfectly fine so long as we dried her properly when she came in.
I am very sorry for your loss, May She Rest In Peace 🕊
The way Mike's frustrated screams kept getting louder during the "vagina steaming" bit was honestly funnier than it should be
His cheeks were flaming from embarrassment
Hi
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That is cause for another cross-over with Mama Doctor Jones. She has to see this. While I do get that it might be a bit difficult for a real-life meet up with her being in New Zealand right now, a Zoom version wouldn't be amiss, either.
The hand slap squeegy sound got me!
I did CPR on a friend. When I broke her ribs, I cried! (I was also a teen) Thankfully, I had been taught how to give them properly in a middle school health class. Too bad no one mentioned that can happen. No, seriously, I had no idea. I thought police might try to go after me for assault. 😂 The doctor and ER staff commended me and let me know that OFTEN happens when done correctly. Their support and encouragement stuck with me. I went into nursing.
Yaaaaay!!!💃👯
Wow you saved her life. Badass!!! And now you’re a nurse. Wow. Thx for what you do and yes I’ve now heard it happens. But I didn’t use to know. That had to be scary poor you. Glad they reassured you.
Thankfully there’s a law against suing a person who was trying to help you. (At least in America) Nice to know that you got into a job you enjoy!
@@actuallyaardwolf The Good Samaritan Law, I suspect. As a teen under driving age in the late 80s, the fear was definitely in my head! She was my best friend, so I was just a complex whir of emotions. I was so glad she didn't die and utterly wrecked that I had hurt her! Y'all are so sweet. I was so far from a badass. 😂 I loved nursing, but I am disabled/retired now. I was definitely fortunate to love what I did!
My first semester of high school was a complete course of CPR, and we all got certification afterwards. I think that should be something taught to everyone in school. At least there's "Stayin' Alive" and Dr. Mike.
I can say the glass thing is real. My mom had a very awful car accident and after having some pain in her forearm and a small bump, 20 years later when she was at sea she saw that bump start to bleed and actually found she had a piece of broken glass buried in her arm from that car accident. So yep, it can happen.
It’s happened to me to. Although mine was in my foot and not that deeply set. But it was there for months, maybe even years. Had pains in my foot for months before I took a razor to it. ( I was a stupid child but I caught the shards of glass)
I still have the tip of a pencil in my hand from about 20 years ago. You can see the grey dot, but I don't feel anything at all.
8:51 I’ve heard that referred to as “dad pats” lmao. I assume because that’s how a lot of dads (older guys in general) pet the family dog/cat. There’s a pretty clear difference between hitting your pet and giving them a firm pat. If it’s hurting the animal it’s gonna be pretty obvious. The animal will run away, get aggressive and try to defend itself by biting or clawing, or they will visibly cower in fear. But lots of animals enjoy being pet this way. My cats absolutely love it. They’ll start purring very loudly and if I stop they will start rubbing up against my hand like they don’t want me to stop.
Confirmed. I have a 2 year old Brittany Spaniel and my father in law and myself always give her the dad pats, absolutely loves it haha!
Dr Mike: “that’s really dangerous” Also Dr Mike: “is that roulette on the water? That’s so cool, I would do that.”
And not seeing how the people fall out😂😂😂
I’ve tried something close to that but instead I was riding on a sombrero not a roulette wheel, it was really fun though 😁
Yeah I would too.
@@laurenjohnson1513 you rode on a sombrero?!?!
@@laurenjohnson1513 sombrero huh
Dr. Mike is the kind of person that I can actually learn something from and remember it while having fun at the same time
Same here
Lol same
Yes ... we love to watch informative video with fun..
Lesson number one. There is nothing worth viewing on TicTok.
Look ♫ Look ♫ Look at peace ♫ (￣ ▽ ￣) ✨👍💕 May the spot-billed ducks heal you (￣ ▽ ￣) ✨👍💕🦆 I want everyone to spread peace (￣ ▽ ￣) ✨👍💕💕
8:10 „It’s DOCTOR Michael to you” with that face expression got me
"Don't eat while distracted." Don't tell Mike I'm eating pretzels while watching this video.
"Jumping on Legos every day til I get a gf" So you have chosen death
Just Some Guy without a Life
Omg I found him
Is someone going to admire him
Just Some Guy without a Life
Look ♫ Look ♫ Look at peace ♫ (￣ ▽ ￣) ✨👍💕 May the spot-billed ducks heal you (￣ ▽ ￣) ✨👍💕🦆 I want everyone to spread peace (￣ ▽ ￣) ✨👍💕💕
I got really scared about the Fetus In the abdomen. I was thinking: “what if this happens to me?” Then I remembered… I’m.. a dude. I felt so embarrassed but I still think I should share this with you
Had us in the first half. This is adorably hilarious, but yes I am also terrified
It could happen to your woman partner if you have one in the future
Thanks bro for sharing the dumb though you had mad respect
Hey, while you can't have a calcified fetus inside you, maybe you will have a teratoma tumor/cyst instead... You know those things that can be made up of tissues like teeth, hair, muscle or bone... Nightmare fuel! Admittedly, it's more common in women, so you might be off the hook there too.
So imagine how scared we are😭
As someone who used to foster dogs and saw the results of actual hitting, what Dr. Mike is doing to Bear is perfectly fine and normal.
I felt attacked on the 'foods that makes you shorter' part. As a 27y/o 4 foot 8 Southeast Asian woman who literally eats rice and corn everyday for every meal because we literally farm and harvest them... I really don't know how to feel 🤣🤣🤣
I KNEW THAT WAS THE REASON
It doesnt make you shorter but if you eat alot of Rice and Carbs growing up, youll end up shorter than someone eating a lot of Meat and better nutrients
@@user-jt4rm2qc9qi don't beleive that the ratio of carbs to protein in childhood diet is directly proportional to adult height. I'd like to see a source for that.
@@kj_H65fthen find a source don’t ask someone else they won’t reply back not sure if it’s true but do the research yourself
I've currently got glass in my thumb, been almost 6 years 😅 I was (4 years ago) self operated and removed ALOT, but I couldn't reach below the 'white fatty bit', so I left it. Hurts sometimes, but it's my buddy now.
tell the glass shard i told it hi
Sending my hi as well
hi from me as well to glassey
Tell him I say hi
Hey dude! I love your channel! Your art is incredible 🥰
When my kids were little we used to cheer every time they fell. Like 10/10 good job kid you did it! That would reverse the initial panic and they wouldn't cry. It was a quick way to keep them calm so we could see if they were actually hurt or just surprised. It worked really well to help them not freak out when they actually got injured. My youngest daughter ended up breaking her leg a couple of years ago and didn't cry at all. The doctors in the ER were shocked cause she was just sitting there saying it hurts but wasn't crying at all. They didn't realize it really was a brake until they saw the xrays and told her she was one of the bravest kid they've ever seen.
That's great. Kids falling over is part of life, and yeah sometimes they're going to hurt themselves. Better to teach them how to cope and assess risk by experiencing than trying to 'protect' them from it
kid: falls off building nyghtshade: yoo kiddo you did it! saved me a few years of torture"
@@diana-bh3ws BRO NOOOOO
Now I don’t feel so bad. When my kids have fallen, the rest of us laugh unless they start crying. Of course we check to make sure they’re okay. Let’s be honest, though, kids often fall in the most hilarious ways. I’d say helping them cope with mild pain by laughing is a healthy alternative to being stressed out and possibly making their pain worse.
We just tell them to get up. No hysteria or drama. Definitely assessing on the DL though
7:46 the way the guy did a flip like that to stop himself from.l bouncing impressed me with how well it worked, but at the same time made me SO ANXIOUS that he was gonna go down enough with the momentum he had to hit a spring or something, idk. It made me really nervous lol
Stumbled upon your videos a while back.. absolutely great content! I have absolutely zero knowledge about medical issues.. but you have a pleasant way of explaining it in normal human language.
I like how the kid didn't waste a second and tried to aid someone who fell. He's the type of person that you want to take up a leader role
But if he was leading you through a nature trail and a bear attacks you he would start attacking you and not the bear.
@@dumbledwarf8888 that makes no sense. Please stop trying to compare a toddler to a full grown adult. He saw that someone fell and his first thought was to use what he was taught
@@dumbledwarf8888 He's like 2 lmao
@@dumbledwarf8888 do you even person, bruv?
After you straighten out his technique. 😊
So funny that you mentioned getting "Karen-ed" for "spanking" Bear. My mom used to show German Shepherds in obedience trials. One of her dogs LOVED hard thumping pats down her back and sides very much like what you do to Bear. After a really big win at one of these obedience trials, she did that to her dog as a reward. Someone saw this, complained to the show organizers, and they stripped her of the award because they said it was abusive behavior. So stupid.
That's legitimately insane but these kinds of people seem to be just as pervasive in the dog world as anywhere else. It always feels... political.
Like, a dog is pretty clear in its body language. If it doesn't like what you're doing it'll show it.
@@ijustdocomments6777 nice name
There are big cats that love this stuff. There’s one video of a woman doing that to a black puma, and it slow blinked at her and showed her it’s belly. If it was abuse, that woman would not have a face.
I can't wait for the first time someone tells me my Newfie needs to be inside in the warmth. I live in Southern Ontario. Rarely does it go below -30C⁰. As I understand, Newfies were bred on the Canadian east coast. The Canadian easy coast has brutal winters. Windy, wet, freezing. Just sucks. On top of this these Newfies will go swimming in that weather. What tortures a Newfie is temperatures above freezing
6:32 tall asians: 🧐🤨
same things with Mexicans. We’re always eating rice elotes and soda
Doctor Mike brings the angsty debunking energy that is life itself to me. Well done!
The fact that this man is 6’3 makes me realize it must be terrifying seeing him run at you yelling CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS!!!!!!! Edit: wow thx for all the likes!
Ongg
Just realized this and this is a new fear
Woah
Immediately crushes ribs into a fine powder and snorts it for an energy/power boost. Convinced this is his secret to having energy during these videos (aside from being fueled by stupidity-exposure induced rage).
@@Panda72021 omg lol
My mom did the eating in front of a mirror thing on me and it's legitimately a traumatic memory for me and is still in my mind to this day. She said to watch myself eat and maybe I'll get disgusted with myself and eat less (we've talked about it since then now that I'm an adult and worked things out) but I still won't eat in front of people I'm not comfortable with because I don't want them to see me eat. So no, that's not a good way to make yourself lose weight lol
My mum tried it with me and that led to an ed
i eat in front of a mirror all the time and im still fat xD
Hm, I am curious to try now. But what's wrong with eating in front of yourself or others? Like why is it disgusting? Eating is just something we do. Shouldn't we accept it?
@@dimaua1830 You're trying to apply rational thinking to an irrational thought process. I have a massive amount of anxiety surrounding eating in general. I've known my closest friend for three years and I've eaten infront of him once and it was a snickers bar. There is no rational behind it. It's not like I *SHOULD* care about people seeing me eat, it's a problem because I shouldn't, yet I do. Same thing goes for bathroom anxiety. Literally everyone has to use the bathroom. But for whatever reason people with bathroom anxiety have issues using public bathrooms or even sometimes private ones. There isn't a rational thought process behind it. The fear is irrational.
the fact that your mom said that itll make you eat less stirs a worry in me that doing this will cause eating disorders and eventually lead to a starvation diet. please, if youre reading this, *NEVER* start a starvation diet. if im correct, itll decrease your calorie intake and in turn make it harder to lose weight. youll just be putting pressure on yourself and your body and it never has good outcomes. im begging you, no matter how hard it gets, dont do this.
I love how he was interrupted every time he tried to drink water. 4:50
Doctor Mike, watching you have the same reaction to these as I do, as a not at all medical professional, is incredibly validating.
JESUS AND GOD LOVES EVERYONE SO MUCH TURN TO THEM BEFORE ITS TO LATE
I explained to my coworker (who’s like 20 years older than me) why “vaginal steaming” is super dangerous and gwyneth paltrow is promoting dangerous practices to gullible women and she thought about it for like .02 seconds and was like”… okay but I kind of want to try it”. I nearly just walked out of the building and went home after that.
why is vaginal steaming dangerous? does it like burn the labia? 🤔
@@RESURGAM. You are introducing oils and other things and providing an even more moist/warm environment then normal. Sounds like the recipe for yeast infections or irritation to me
@@RESURGAM. the vagina also cleans itself, theres literally no need for it. it has zero benefits and only cons.
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make em drink
Maybe she would have the same reaction to a keep out sign on a door but open it anyway.
Dr. Mike being triggered by misinformation for 14 minutes is something I love watching 😂😂
Same
14 minutes you say?? How is it that I watched the video for almost half an hour!😂😂
Look ♫ Look ♫ Look at peace ♫ (￣ ▽ ￣) ✨👍💕 May the spot-billed ducks heal you (￣ ▽ ￣) ✨👍💕🦆 I want everyone to spread peace (￣ ▽ ￣) ✨👍💕💕
Tho I love him, I enjoy his suffering
Especially the vaginal steam pot
i love how at 4:49 hes about to take a drink and is interrupted like 'AHH NO' 😂
I literally had a Pilonidal Cystectomy today and it was the best nap I ever had, my surgeon even took pictures during the surgery and showed me!
The kid that did chest compressions on her leg is the cutest, most confused kid I’ve ever seen 😂💜. I’ve been waiting for you to do a video on these crazy tik toks and you did not disappoint 😂
That kid is the embodiment of “he a little confused but he got the spirit”
Leg compressions?
Noticed how that older guy just steps over them and walks away without checking to see if she's ok
He's got the spirit
Yea
“You want doctor Mike on top of you, giving you chest compressions!” “You love getting spanked! You love getting spanked!” - Dr.Mike 2022
He getting sus 🤨 🤪 👀
😏😏
2 in deep, 100 bmp! lmao I could probably make do with that 🤣 😂
sus
I found it v hard to focus after he talked about being on top and pounding away😅
I love your videos that you make. It is amazing what some folks will do, to either get clicks or just be ignorant.
JESUS AND GOD LOVES EVERYONE SO MUCH TURN TO THEM BEFORE ITS TO LATE
5:44 me waking up from a dream 10000000× better than my life
being a med student and watching dr. Mike just makes so much sense
Dabi!
Another entertainment you might enjoy is the book, _House of God,_ a story about an INTERN learning in the ER.
Dr. Mike: Don’t eat while you’re distracted! It can lead to bingeing! Me: **nodding while continuing to dip more cookies in milk**
*me reading this comment as I eat chips*
@@radioactive154 as I was eating Fritos
chewing gum
ok
Me reading this comment while eating roasted chicken
On the dog thing, I have huskies and live in TN. I can't tell you how many times I've taken my dogs for walks in mild temperatures and had people try to make me feel guilty for having my perfectly healthy dogs in this state because they don't know how their fur works.
YOU WANT DR MIKE ON TOP OF YOU POUNDING YOUR CHEST IM DYING 😂😂😂
"You want Dr. Mike on top of you" "You love getting spanked" You created something catastrophic 😂😂
Ikr , it wasn’t meant to be bad but the way he said it 🤌😁
I mean...
2 inches deep
"jokes on you I'm into that." 🤣🤣🤣
i knew i wasnt the only one paying attention to that
“I also don’t know if he’s supplementing with any kind of exogenous hormones” Dr. Mike called it - $12K a month worth of steroids 😂
Didn't know he used that much money on roids jeez
Mm yes, definitely sounds like something our hunter gatherer ancestors did
Ahh yes roids my favorite thing that our ancestors did
@@GPantazis im surprised you didnt get an "umm ackshually 🤓" nerd ahh comment
Is recreational hyperbaric chamber also a form of doping? It was on House... Dr Mike could check that episode next.
I laughed so hard at the doctor mike on top of you doing chest compressions part lmao 🤣🤣🤣
It's like I feel smarter every second watching these videos with all that vocabulary, but really I'm just listening it from one ear and taking it out from the other. At least the moment counts 😌
Dr. Mike: "You know what needs to be steamed..?" Me: "Vegetables!" Dr. Mike *"Clothes."* Me: *"OOOH"*
Idk I think some vags need to be steam ironed to get the wrinkles out
@@JizzinUrhole wow so funny😐
I thought he was gonna say hams lol
@@JizzinUrhole So does your brain :)
@@kacey_gal010 Why did you say "wow so funny😐"?
The glass in leg happened to my brother. He walked through a glass window (don't ask), luckily an EMT was on sight and got him immediate medical attention. One year later a random Piece of glass popped out of his knee. It had gotten lodged in there, the skin healed over it, but over time pushed it out of his body.
It's pretty common with car accidents, safety glass gets everywhere and while you try to clean as much of it out as you can, it's easy to miss tiny pieces on a patient with a lot of road rash. I've never seen a piece as big as the one she pulled out, but the human body is amazing so🤷
Why did he walk through a glass window
@@johnpayne5590 Now we're asking the real questions
I had a piece of glass in my heel for 3 years, only noticed once a decent callus had formed, I picked at it and poof, out popped a tiny shard of glass.
@@johnpayne5590 the area wasnt well lit and the window was right next to the door
"Liver King" admitted he is on steroids.
Yup
4:11 um… okay… for those who don’t get it… *you want Dr. Mike ON TOP OF YOU*
I love how Mike is sensitive and always shares whatever he feels without any hesitations. BTW, the little boy doing chest compressions on the leg is so sweet 🥲
@G fam hmm
thank you for acknowledging how harmful the 'eating in front of a mirror' advice is - this is an especially dangerous message to those suffering with EDs
Why is it dangerous and what's ED. Yes I watched the video. Yes I watched the full video.
@@hyikun8123 In this context I guess it's "eating disorder(s)"
Why's it dangerous? I'm watching without sound i cant tell what hes saying
Eating in front of a mirror is harmful to your mental health, because it makes people feel bad about themselves so that can lead to either over or under eating, and it can lead to depression
@@dawidek4267 ED - eating disorder. Anorexia, binge eating disorders, etc. A lot of times these disorders are directly related to a person's perceived body image of themselves (i.e. Anorexia is often tied to the perception that they're fat) so looking in the mirror while eating isn't going to help anything. Imagine having it in your head that you're fat and unhealthy, so you try to eat as little as possible to lose weight, then watching youself in the mirror as you eat food. It can bring a sense of guilt and make you feel worse. EDs can be serious. Some may lead to obesity (binge eating and some others) and some may lead to undernourishment.
11:30 the liver king does steroids… just wanted to point that out
The doctor clearly noticed the steroid problem but didn't want to start a drama with that guy
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again!!! The editing on these videos is *chefs kiss* 😙🤌🏻
I laughed way too hard at the whole "You want Doctor Mike on top of you, doing chest compressions" part. The cat under the sheet and the kid trying to do compressions on the woman's leg were super cute! And I'm really baffled at the story about the date asking about a purse. Do people really ask for stuff just like that? I feel guilty as hell getting presents from people I've known for a long time, let alone someone I'm just getting to know.
Could have been a joke or a prank. Every time I asked Mom what she wanted (for dinner), she would say, "a million dollars."
@@ginnyjollykidd Mine always used to say "Food." in a really deadpan way, then crack up laughing. 😆
@@anasazidarkmoon 😆😆😆
I have a friend who has a handful of stories like that.
@@stolenzephyr yeah, I could never do that. Maybe if we were exchanging gifts or something, but otherwise, I'm not gonna ask for something unless it's critical.
Meanwhile, me, as a woman being So grateful for his frustration and overall reaction to the whole “vaginal” steaming BS.. 🙌👏 (thank you for trying to teach people about standard anatomy that they should all know).
As I understand it, the vagina is a self-cleaning organ; thus, any external 'cleaning' methods are likely unnecessary and quite possibly unhealthy, as they might interfere with your natural processes. In this age of overthinking, sometimes it really is best to just let the body handle things instead of trying to "detox" or "cleanse" ourselves with various methods that suspiciously often involve large payments... and worrying amounts of pain or discomfort.
@@hazukichanx408 It's amazing how many people (including women) don't realize that the Vagina cleans itself! "Cleaning" products for it are useless at best and harmful at worst.
Mike is trying to succeed where the American education system failed
Personally I prefer my vaginas toasted, not steamed.
2:33 the actual thing behind this at least for me as a child myself is that we aren’t trying to cry to annoy or stop our parents from important stuff some kids cry instantly but for kids around my age we try to be giga chads and not cry at all
Dr. Mike you really been helping my health from gaining fat to losing fat, but Thank You Mike!
he never fails to entertain us
yea but, timebucks? ya serious?
Ok but one thing. Did I ask?
U a npc bro
Who.
Well true but
"She asked for a purse on the second date; I vomited in my own mouth." Today I learned, Dr. Mike ain't no simp. 😂
Facts just because u made it to second date with someone who makes $$ dont think he wants to spend it not the case I make 1500 odd a month and I still live withmy mam and dad so I just give them money then I still got more then half by the next time I get paid because I hate spending money even tho I have to like new shoes or something
@@stone_edge46 I make that a week and I don’t want to spend it either. Too bad I have to adult and pay bills
@@stone_edge46 1500 a month? Not tryna be disrespectful but did you mean per week? 1500 a month is not really ideal
@@dwingus24 might not be ideal but pretty common depending on your job.
@@dwingus24 might be a student or living with parents
My daughter had a heart murmur. At two y/o, when she got hurt, she did that sever breath in all kids do but in her case she would pass out. Just took her a few years to grow out of it. Was still scary as f..k!
0:39 bro needs an Oscar for that damn tan line
8:45 oh that dog is very comfortable. the fact he has so much snow built up on his coat means none of his body heat is escaping his coat, so hes still very warm :)
He became a snowman and is having the time of his life
I was in an awful car accident as a kid - spent hours in surgery having glass removed from my skull and having my head stitched back together. I had shards of glass stuck all over my body. More than 10 years later I found a piece of glass in the back of my hand! It had always been there and I thought it was just another scar from the crash, until one day it was hard and sore. I picked at it until the tip of the shard poked through, grabbed some tweezers and pulled a little piece of glass out. Wild!
I hope you're doing good now, god bless you 🙌
A friend of mine was on a date with her now husband a little over a decade ago and they hit a moose driving home. Absolutely demolished his F-150 but they both lived. My friend caught a lot of glass in her face and was incredibly lucky to not get blinded. The hospital thought they got all the pieces out but they did not. Seems like every year another little shard works its way loose from her cheek or forehead. It used to upset her badly but now she's used to it, and just curious how long this will keep happening. Hopefully she'll run out of glass soon. I hope you are glass free now too!
@@alikatyeg3295 I had the same thing! Little bits of glass in my forehead especially. And my arms. Luckily that accident was nearly 20 years ago and I haven’t had any more glass come out since I was a teenager. I think we got it all at this point. I’m glad your friend is okay! Car accidents are so traumatic.
@@georgiacollings8372 hope you doing good now
@@alikatyeg3295 it's like she became a damned pin cushion....ooof
Dr Mike, your Bear acts just like our St Bernard. They just can't give you enough love, can they? I love the giant breeds.
At 9:45 when he said "This is insanely rare, this would only happen...", I thought he was going to continue with "in a House MD episode"
You talking about the Karen telling you not to hit bear reminds me of my own experience like that. I was walking my dog (she was Staffordshire bull terrier & she was a big girl & very strong) along the high street, someone had obviously been to the takeaway & dropped it all over the ground, while walking by the food my dog obviously thought "yay! Free food!" So when she tried to eat it, I was pulling her away from it (my dog was wearing a harness, not a collar so i wasn't worried about choking her) this woman starts screaming at me from across the street that i shouldn't drag my dog. I just snapped back at her to mind her own business because if she had bothered to look properly she would have seen that i was trying to stop my dog from eating foods with unknown ingredients off the ground. I asked her if i should just let her eat it & possibly get sick. She told me i didn't have to pull her as hard. I simply told her "lady, she's a huge bull terrier that's determined to get to the food, do you want to come over here & try just giving her a gentle tug? Come on over, give it a try, see how it goes!" She stomped off mumbling to herself. I wasn't harming my dog in any way but i had to pull her hard enough to combat her strength. I was so angry i was shaking! To be screamed at by a total stranger was bad enough, but the fact she was accusing me of harming my dog just tipped me over the edge!
I can relate to this so much. I have a Labrador and sometimes i have to use all of my body weight and my arm muscles to pull my dog a few centimeters. I'm 100kg male btw. People often underestimate how strong Labradors are. They're stronger than pitbulls. And they have the biggest appetite on earth for a dogs, since Labradors have a DNA malfunction were they can't feel stuffed after eating lots of food, so they're constantly hungry no matter how much they eat.
@@tristan4175 i sometimes used to jokingly question if my girl was part lab because she was so big & strong for a staffy, also her appetite was crazy, she would act like she hadn't eaten for days! She would stare at the family during meal times like we were torturing her lol. It's crazy just how much strength they have in them for such "small" creatures.
@@tristan4175 sounds horrible for the dogs. :/
I bought a harness with a handle on it for my German shepherd. He was a puller and I didn't want him to choke himself. There were days when I would practically lift him off the ground by that handle but the force was distributed across his torso so no harm. I was lucky not to have any Karen's in my area though.
@@saintnick6598 i had to get my girl a harness because she would pull so much that she would choke herself & you could see her face & ears turning purple!
Love love loved your face when you saw the little boy doing CPR. So flippin' CUTE! 🥰
1:55 I think you missed the ball getting stuck and he only has one arm
Dear dr Mike, the glass thing definitely happens 😂 still have a piece of glass in my palm from a windshield replacement over a year ago.
6:08 Imagine a world where literally just salad and a lemonade could make you rock hard for 4 hours. Olive Garden would be the horniest restaurant in the world
it isn't already?
a breeze could make me rock hard for hours dont assume a salad wont as well
@@rexana_rexana I mean, I'd say Hooters technically counts as a restourant, so no, it rly isn't 🤣
@@dustingaethje1332 Yes, but his comment is funnier, so stfu
Its not even lemonade, thats literally lemon viniagrette, I have made it myself before
I remember watching a documentary on the woman that carried the calcified fetus for 60 years. It was both sad and fascinating.
This is just sadly stunning.
I thought it was super rare, so I went to my father and asked if he knew of ectopic pregnancy; he said he did surgery on about 5 patients with that problem and all 5 fetuses expectingly did not survive. One grew in a fallopian tube, had to surgically remove the dead fetus, and some feti grew in the abdomen which all died within 2 weeks due to lack of nourishment.
@@knighthunter1791 Ectopic pregnancies are fatal the the fetus, and can be fatal to the mother as well if not dealt with in time. Your father may have dealt with five ectopic pregnancies and all five mothers survived, but not the fetuses. A woman cannot survive an ectopic pregnancy, so the fetus MUST be terminated as early as possible. There is no way to save an ectopic pregnancy.
@@sundaymourning5329 double checked, all fetuses did not survive due to them not being in the proper place, since they can't get nourishment.
that’s so scary. imagine having to walk around and live life with that clump inside you for DECADES
Hi dr mike I love your vids I have learned so much from you
These videos show that just because someone says something confidently doesn’t mean they are correct. Thanks for reacting to them, Mike! This was fun and informative. 😊
I mean it's TikTok. Nothing is true there lol
@@Zeni682 well apparently *some* things are true, it's just like less than 0.1% of it...
@JustCallMeEmily alright I give in to that. Fair play
I laughed and related when you talked about “spanking” your dog…because I do the same but call it “ love beatings” and my dog absolutely adores it as well. Lmao. It’s never ever hard enough to hurt them , it’s as hard as you did to your dog. I love asking my dog “Who wants a love beating?” and my dogs starts jumping around joyfully like I just said “Who wants a treat?” It just sounds super funny to me to say.
As the owner of a Staffordshire Bull Terrier (Classed until about a decade ago as a dangerous dog/fighting dog.) She just loves rough play, so i get that completely. For me is "zoomie taps", finger spanks on her back end with a fast rythm, after about 10-20 seconds she starts chasing her tail or doing 'zoomies' around the house. Its actually a erogenous zone on dogs (male and female), so tapping or spanking their back end is actually pleasurable to them too. (Yes, the same way tapping womens breasts is 'enjoyable' to them.)
I do the same for my cat's lower back ( above the base of the tail) but I Call them butt slaps. He loves it and raises his butt for more, it's cute:)
My German Shepard loves it too she gets sassy and back talks me if I stop lol
@@ulyssesdamon3408 That's actually disproven. It's just a sensitive area, not erogenous. And maybe it's just me, but tapping my breasts isn't enjoyable, lol.
@@Ozokami698 My cat does the elevator butt as well :D
Lol I love how you said a bunch of random words sooo dramatically when the man was jumping on Lego it was so funny😂😂
When my nieces and nephews hurt themselves, we always quickly did something sudden and funny / interesting so that they forgot to cry over what happened 😂 It's so cute when they're trying not to cry because they're so curious to know what's going on 😂
DOCTOR MIKE POUNDING YOU 2” DEEP💀 4:11 (potentially breaking ribs)
Man im ded
man i am so dead 💀
we’ll be right back in court
BRO STOPPP 💀💀💀
That's too deep!
10:00 One of our cats actually had this! She had 2 kittens, and a couple months after, my parents got her fixed. All was well. Years into her life, probably 8-10 years from then, she started yowling and acting strangely. We took her to the vet and he felt at her abdomen and found a hard, almost felt like a rock sort of lump. They did an X-ray, and what the vet saw he said " This is something you only ever see in a text-book. " Apparently, they found out that during Boot's labor, her uterus ruptured, and the unborn baby slipped into her abdominal cavity. For years, the fossilizing fetus remained unbothered until she grew old and lost weight. Once she lost weight, that was when it started giving her pain. Somehow, when they fixed her, they couldn't find it. We let the vet keep it, because he said it was so spectacular he had to show the other vets.
to this day its probably sitting on their desk or in a display case
You mean altered right? fixing would be reattaching the "bits" i do not know why people call c@stration a repair though it is not
@@missingnotheglitchmon Castration isn't performed on female animals, the cat was spayed
Mike’s pity fest for the Lego jumper though… priceless!
Watching that first clip just pushed all the right buttons in my intestine points.
"You want Dr. Mike on top of you, pounding your chest, two inches deep" -Dr. Mike, 2022
He knows what he did. 😏😏
Yes please
2 inches deep not gon do much but as long as it’s doctor mike 👁🫦👁
He reminds me of Straykids Bang Chan so much🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel very faint all of a sudden 😳💀
The guy talking about about "This is how you do CPR on me." Is actually a respiratory therapist. I think he will get a kick out of this. I forwarded him the video.
I love watching your videos They are entertaining anf teachable Volim tvoje videje,oni su zabavni i poučljivi!❤
Bear is absolutely gorgeous!
Mike: **sees cat doing something funny under a blanket** aww, that's the cutesr thing I've ever seen Bear: 😢
PLEASE tell me someone can find the original clip of that I need it in my life
Bear has thicker skin than that! He's a good boi
So true
So true about kids hurting themselves. In our family we laugh when the kids slip up and instead of crying they start laughing too. Obviously if it’s a real injury we don’t just stare and laugh though, it’s fair game if they are an adults though.
Wait. If an adult falls and suffers a real injury you stare and laugh then? O.o
@@lethfuil yes
@@tonyrsoares who wouldn't? I mean just look at the thousands of videos depicting this very thing.
Agreed. My moms bf has a 4 year old and she runs and trips into stuff a lot. She'll scream her head off for like 2 seconds like she just got a limb ripped off but immediately shakes it off and goes straight back to her giddy hyperself when told shes fine
6:33 as someone who’s eaten all those foods my entire life basically and is 6ft 2in, how much taller do you think I would have been if I just didn’t
Man, as a licensed massage therapist and physical therapist. Your videos are hilarious for the anatomical and kinesiology jokes on top of the average every day jokes lmao
Regarding the glass shard in the leg, there is a light stitch line about an inch below it, running left to right, so there was apparently some past trauma to that area that is old enough to have a faded and softened scar. I know someone with a similar story. Broken auto glass embedded in his forearm at the beginning of the summer migrated to the other side and came out that fall. It took the entire summer to pass through or between muscles, tendons, and bones to come out the opposite side of his arm. The school nurse was completely at a loss. It didn't take 10 years though in his case.
Friend stepped on a mechanical pencil when he was 6. Fast forward to age 17 and the half inch long bit of pencil lead (graphite) started to come out the top of his foot.
I have a shard of glass in my heel. It's been there for 16 years. Occasionally, it pokes me. It's tiny, and I just assume there will never be any way to get it out.
My dad had a piece of glass in his hand/thumb area for like, 20,25 years until he had surgery to remove it. The piece of glass wasn’t visible at all, it was right in the middle of that area.
About a year after having a manky tooth pulled, a little spike of something hard made its way out of the side of my gum. I’m assuming a bit of something fractured off when the tooth was pulled and it slowly got pushed out by the gum filling out from inside
I had a toothpick tip in my big toe for about a year before it just randomly moved back to the surface over the course of a month and I could pull it out
Hilarious. Tiktok amazes me.
What's crazier is how much people believe this stuff and are to stubborn to listen
And that is why I'm not on tiktok anymore-
We need a collab 😍✨
KZhead: "Translate to English"
First of all: great video! But I felt a little attacked with the do not eat while distracted, because in that exact moment I was downing my Joghurtbowl... And yes I know that thats not the best thing but...😂
Mike I love your videos. Everything that you say in interesting.
8:16 "Oh, thank god, that's cheap for medicine"
So true
I love how sarcastic people are here
9:01 I was laughing for a minute
That EMF stuff was so very well put, I'd just tell them they're dumb (not really, I'd cite some study, but as you said it's not an excluded risk)
There was one time me and my friends raced to our car after a walk(I was barefoot) we all sprint to the car get in and drive about 20mins before I noticed my foot hurt when I dragged it on the car floor. Come to find out a piece of glass was in the side of my pinky toe. Wasn’t no 10yrs but I still thought it was crazy I didn’t feel it for so long
His "NOOOOO!" When that thing said "vaginal steaming" would have made me fall if I weren't already laying down! 🤣
I'd really like to hear Doctor Mike's thoughts on hyperhydrosis and other types of uncommon conditions that are frequently overlooked or misunderstood.
I knew a girl at my church who had hyperhydrosis. Her hands sweated so badly. I felt bad for her because when she started dating none of her boyfriends wanted to hold her hand when she starting dating.
@@ashleydowney1222 that’s so sad 😭😭😭
I found out about it because it was somehow for some reason in my autocorrect, like, the suggested words, why
I have hyperhidrosis in my feet. Ironically I also have raynauds syndrome in my feet... not a good combination 😂
I as well massage my ear lobes but I never would take that advice it just feels calming and relaxing
The glass one video reminded me me of my own very lil glass story. I fell from my cycle, the handle went through my glasses and hurt my eye. Went to a doctor, said there was nothing in the eye. It's all right...But the eye would keep swelling at night or when i touched it gently. After a week, being annoyed i checked under the eye lids . And there was legit a thick glass in my upper eyelid. So shocked that i still have the glass piece with me as some kind of relic lol. But surely worried how come the eye doctor didn't see it!! (Eyes were swollen, yes but feels wild)