Uncle Nahi Maneinge | Zakir Khan | Stand-Up Comedy | Sukha poori 4
2020 ж. 5 Мам.
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"Metro" ka kaam travelling se jyada standup comedy me aata h!!😂😂
Are bhai bhai
😂😂😂
Not all Metro. Delhi Metro is Lit.
LoL 😂😂😂
😂
Every joke has to offend someone and this time it offended all uncles😂😂
and maulana too
Even the Shayar😅😅😅
👌👌👌👌👌
@@moonchild1904 Haha Lol!!!
9563317622 aye mara Google pay or phone pay number ha keya aplog mujhe 20rupe snd karange bohat muskilme hu..plzzz
This man will rule on everyone's heart
Agreedd
Anubhav Singh Bassi brooo
Shayd naye ho aap 😅 he is already ruling♥️
@Tech Thinks 5 3 rtn
Bhai aap ki bagvas samaj nahe a rahe
When this person explain, I really imagine the visuals.
me too😎😎
😂😂
Same here😊😊😊😊
Sach bola
Story sunane ka tarika awesome hai..
"Musalman aur gareeb ek hi hai" Being a muslim, he made such a dark joke on muslim community. This is what pure comedy is. Salute to him.
Bat to sahi hai par uske liye aap hi jimmedar ho aap as human treat ni hote ho as vote bank use hote ho
shi me aur Maulana wala.. bilkul durust farma the rhe hain aap
Arab country mein to sab muslim hi hai unlog to ameer hai
I am not a Muslim, still that joke felt bad to me.Hats off to you for taking it as a joke.
@@Haris_00 those are arabs and they don't even consider u a real Muslim .
"ek uncle hote h jo beta beta karke peeth feel karte h" this line grossed me out and made me laugh at the same time
Ese uncle ki taang k beech pel do ek laat 😂😂😂 wo deserve v krte h
Yeh kahan dark hai yeh toh zindagi hai...
@@Amitpandey-kp3ub haha 😂🤣ur comment made my day
@@lavanyak7145 thnxx buddy 😇😇
@@Amitpandey-kp3ub wlcm buddy😊👍
Only Muslim comedian who can crack on Joke any religion. Khan Sir and Zakir Khan two khans who are loved across all the religions. Love you bro 😍
Khan sir ko islam ke baare zarra barabar bhi nahi malum hai bhai. Galat baate batata hai wo
Khan sir is not a Muslim
@@MoinKhan-te6nm sahi kaha bhai.
Us khan sir ko bosdiwale ko islam ke baare me kuch nhi pata hai
Hindu bhaio ko islam ke baare me kuch pata nhi hota toh wo kiya galat kiya sahi islam me kiya joke bana payenge
"When life is itself a comedy you don't have to work on script"
Hii bhaiyya kese ho 😂😂 didn’t expect you here
Par tum to garib ho na ye bada fon?
@@sakshishirole4006 Sab achha chl rha h aunty, ab aap vdo daalti nhi isliye yeh dekhna pad rha h
@@abhiinavjha heyyy how are you? Haa yaar time hi nahi milta abhi. Bohot busy ho gaye hai sab
@@sakshishirole4006 Koi na, yeh toh hona hi tha 🙃
"beta beta bol k peth feel karte hai." OMG I thought I was the only male who notice this.
Bhai MATLAB samjha nhi
मुझे भी यही लगता था और मैं गाली भी देता था मन में,,😆😆😗
@@ssoriginalssarthaksrivasta8106 uncle beta beta bolkr peth sahlate hn mean touch krte hn
@@abhishekkumarsingh5855 oh you mean wrong way fuck that bastard
I also noticed.nd it's true.
Uncle : I'm 53 and i have 3 gf Me: crying from inside.. (Single forever)😢
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Uncle ne recently Garam Masala movie dekhi hogi Isiliye bhavnaao me beh gaye 🤣
Are bhai dard utha diya dil me
@Abin sebastian bhai sakht launde wo bante hai jinko mil rhi ho wrna sakht launda nhi kuch aur hi hoga
@@ayansayyed5303 😂😂😂😂
He is the best storyteller,you can imagine the visual
i am from Delhi, and could not stop laughing. every word he said is something we can identify with. it is the best description of the uncles in my city.... .. i am 53 and i have 3 girl friends... 🤣🤣
हर मुसलमान शायर नहीं होता... और हर शायर मुसलमान नहीं होता!! क्यों की चांद किसी एक मजहब का नहीं होता.. और हर मजहब में मोहब्बत बराबर बटी है!!
Right 👍🏻
Tm ha tm jrur ho sayar
Subhanallah.. Hai ram
Ram tiwari ye kya chutiyapa tha,isme to rhyming tha hi nhi
@@brucewayne1544 har sher me rhyming nhi hoti Dost
Zakir khan: Breathes Audience: hahahaaaaaa 😂😂😂
Wahi toh har cheez me hass rhe h😂
lmao laughged out loud
Kya hi kahein chutiyon ko
Satyavachan bhai!!!
Yeah..
Meanwhile zakir himself writes amazing poetries...😂😂😘😘
He don't do stand-up, he talk with you.
What do you mean?
@@santoshrathod1094 he means that he doesn't only do stand up comedy but also interacts and talks with people❤
@@santoshrathod1094 he mean that u r a gadha
Ch***ye use hi standup comedy kehte hai logo ko hasana or baat karna
The style of this person expressing his jokes is what makes him legend ❤️
Mai animation comedy videos dalta hu..kia ap mai se koi support karega plz..
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Kahe ka legend Sala kala bhsnd hai
@@dogasooraj3324 y soo jealous???
Zakir be like: My name is Khan, I can make jokes on muslims & no one calls me racist😋😄
He makes joke on maulana not on Muslims...
@@shivamkaushik7648 Ok bro😂 Hogya khush? Mil gya sukoon...
@@shivamkaushik7648 Good job 👍🏻 Apparently u r in Zakin Khan's stand-up video and enjoying it. Have a nice day!
@@fazlurrahman5818 arey lado mat secular bros,(sabko bolra hu)
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After this Uncles be like haan chilla chilla k sbko scheme BTA de !!
Hi chhaya😁😁
@@zainbaig35 Tharki 🤪🤪🤪
😂😂 uncle kya har mard ka whi haal hai
@@yourthoughtsmywords244 ya kya chutiyap baat boli usna to aisa kuch likha bhi nhi 🙄
@@swingtrader6118 velle loong hai ladki dekhi nhi ki shuru ho jate hai
The most talented person he deserves 10 million . Lets us make him reach 10m subscribers
No
@@Anushachosenone tere baap ka kya jaata h ri
I guess zakir is the only person in india as of now who can joke on MUSLIMS soo easily
Stareo😂😂😂😂
@@kor2597 1p⁵
Sala wo khud suwar hai
Bhai right said but he's not the only one ...
raghu sharma i bet if any hindu can joke on hindu pandit like zakir did on maulana
Zakir's laugh sounds like air break in Buses and trucks ! 😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Buses mei air brake tumhare ghar mei hote honge:)
🤩🤩🤩👌👌👌👌👈
The great comedian can make joke on himself n on every matter which generally counted in serious matter.great job jakir👏👏
Jakir nahi Zakir
zakir: first line Emotional kar diya Audience: burst into laughter. hahahahaha too funny
Yess
Hey willyflyhigh
@@shrishsharan7953 🙄🙄
@@garimamishra6290 hey..... 🖐
@@garimamishra6290 heyyy....
When zakir is narrating a story or incident , i wish that it may never end❤️❤️Amazing comic timing 🤣😂nd superb audience connect👏💕
Very true
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Aww so cute.Can I get your number 😂?
That's really true
Sher sun hi lo.. किसी के हिस्से में मकाँ आया, किसी के हिस्से में दुकाँ आई, मैं घर में सबसे छोटा था,, मेरे हिस्से में माँ आई 🙌🏻
Wah wah👏👏
wah
Wah
Awesome Dude👻👻
Waah waah Bhai👏👏😁❤️🙏
I watch him every time whenever I'm drunk . And that all I need
He is something else😄........he is on another level😇 Apko dekh kr lgta h ki koi apna h...big fan of yours ❤
Any Muslims in the House? - Zyada Nahi Hai chalo Sahi hai 😂😂🤣😂
Nahi toh Muslims Zakir ka qatl karte, yaad hai Charlie hebdo?
@@Rain88800 apne ghar mein hagna yahan kyun
@@Rain88800 kon charlie?
@@anmolgupta4966 bhai France ki magazine thi jisme musalmaano par cartoon banaya tha
@@nikhilrawat007 criticise kiya tha muslimo ko?
The only bad thing about being early is there are no jokes in the comments section 😂
🤣
😂 to
He don't make any script , his life has written by God with hilarious things, that's why he explain everything without any hesitation,
Exactly 😍
I love the sense of this man!
As I muslim And I'm with u Zakir Not Every Muslim Shayar 😂😂😂😂
@@rkvines3025 zzzzzZzZzzzLAA☆zZZZZZzzzZzzZ☆°@!!!!!!!!!°°•
Isi baat pe ek sher suna dijiye 🤣
@@samirkumarrathore I'm not shayar but i say for u 😋😋 मैं मुस्लिम हूँ, तू हिन्दू है, हैं दोनों इंसान, ला मैं तेरी गीता पढ़ लूँ, तू पढ ले कुरान, अपने तो दिल में है दोस्त, बस एक ही अरमान, एक थाली में खाना खाये सारा हिन्दुस्तान।
@@mohammed_anish 👌👌👌
@@mohammed_anish waah Bhai , Bhai Bhai Bhai ,........
"Jhoote hain woh log jo kehte hain, aadmi ro nahi sakte.. Bas puchne wala chahiye re" I felt that. Zakir khan
Ditto
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Simple things but hilarious - (observation of a true comedian)
Zahir bhai...no one even compares...more power to you. Stay blessed
Last Time i was this early, Corona was only a Beer
Baccho ko nhi samjhne wala ye 😂
Yaar bohot logo ko malum hai ki corona ek beer ka Nam bhi hai
Good one!
Zakir bhai is felling frustrated about this stereotype of Muslims Sikhs:- Hamar sunba to gandia phat jayiii 😂
People lyk u who think that are morons...Go n check sikh history n then comment
@@gaganbali8371 Are bhaiya app...galat way..mein le rahe ho...arre jo stereotype h sardar pe...jaise ki sabko lagta h ki wo pee hi rahe h...wo kahe raha tha apko bura laga to dil se sorry .... context maine yaha se deakh k likha tha ....deakh lo app bhi
@@gaganbali8371 kzhead.info/sun/oMOsoZSPn2ubnK8/bejne.html ispe 2:41 ...I respect sikh community always sikhs are crown of india...bro babaji ka khalsa babaji ji ki fateh....🙂
@@gaganbali8371 Paji tumne to Dara hi dia bhaii ko😂
@@akashshukla8800 sorry bro I thought u were mocking.No offence now.Stay blessed buddy 🙂
Awesome man awesome..just awesome.. watching this for the 10th time.
The best reply ever to the girl who talking i love u to zakir
Le metro : mai to stand up comedy ke liye bni hoo😂
metro female hai kya
Indore ki Shaan, Zakir Bhai jaan ❤ Hit like you are Zakir Bhai fan.. ⬇
salman khan bhi hai yr
Salman Bhai to Jaan, Maan, Shaan sab hai.. ❤
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Bhai koi v baat bole hassi aati hi aatti h...
Superb 👌
Jokes on type of uncles was best 😁😁😂
Hehehe. "man me gali de raha hoga" 😂
Zakir always rocks ✔ Edit : thank you for 280+ likes 🙏 , Meme page hai support karo @singelhood 💙
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Kataiiii zeherrr 🔥 launde
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Bro always jakir khan not Naik 🙃
Imagine that uncle watching this 😂😂😂😂
Its just fiction you dumb fuck
@@shivamsikka2753 no bro
@@slayat5283 it is😒 he does that in every show. Same shit. Same breakup jokes.
@@shivamsikka2753 oo ab pata chala koi baat nahi beta jao jake horlicks piyo bade hone ke baad baat karenge abhi sirf 9 saal ka hai tu 😂😂
"Musalman aur gareeb ek hi h" Too painful line .
This guy is a true gem.. love you brother ❤️
Most Loved Comedian of the World ❤️😍🌍🗺️🌎
Hahahaha kya mst joke maara re😂😂............kapil sharma ka nam suna h?
@@RahulYadav-el1ut ryttt
Abhishek upamanyu toh bhajjiya talta hai
@@kingindenorth ha upmanyu itta acha h.......bc mujh is puri video m hasi tk ni ayi or logo ko best comedian lgta h ye kmal h😂😂
Same bhai
Zakir Khan : Hello! audience : hahahahahahahha😂
@Ankit Rajpoot भाई सच कहा तूने मुझे भी यही लगता है। साले कोई भी बात हो बस हंस देते हैं।
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@Ankit Rajpoot go and watch lakdi ki kathi.. Kathi pe ghoda Sure apko samajh aayega😇
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ise 226 likes mil gye is 5 paise ke comment pe kamal hai
He is aaaaaamazing man. Tooo good
"Kyu bhai sahab galat keh raha hu me" 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥op line
Isn’t Zakir himself an amazing poet 😂
My name varad too
The joke was on himself
He's not an amazing poet....but a fucking legend
@@varadsalaskar 3
Tha same thing I was thinking all the time
This comment section is the most indian comment section ever Love my INDIA
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@Handy Geek lmao
@Handy Geek be and do good everything will be alright.Indian people are the most peaceful in the world irrespective of their religion
1:38 his fingers😂
True comedian of India he makes us laugh without any strong language or making joke on any special religion he is my favourite Love u Zakir bhai 🙏🙏🙏🙏
The so called stand up comedian should learn from Zakir, that how without disrespecting any religion you can make people smile.
@@AkashSingh-uq2qf it has happened in many standups sir I guess you haven't been an avid fan of standups
@@anchit7251 Sir, When it comes to my top priority list, comedy is right at the top. First carefully understand what I said.
People taking it light heartedly because zakir himself is Muslim
@@AkashSingh-uq2qf of a hindu says the same thing No one will object that
Agr ye hindu hota toh disrespect hota Punch down comedy ka naam sune ho? Nahi....bas aa gye gyan chodne without disrespecting blah blah
He is the best persone ever I really want to meet him 😂😂
Mee to
There's a reason why we love you ❤️
It's traditional to come here once in a while.🙂
"Musalman aur gareeb ek hi baat hai" this line was something i don't liked to hear but it's true anyway!!! But as we can see there are so many Muslim brother's who proved that line wrong!!!! (And zakir is one of them)😎
And bro what about religious molestation on muslims of India? Zakir theek bol gya,Musalman gareeb eik hi bt hai
@@usamahusnain5257 that's true bro that's exactly true but the thing is we all suffer in one way or the other so just look at the bright side!! (It will help to continue this fucked up life)🙂
India ki 80% janta gareeb hai 80% me sirf Muslim nahi ate hai aur ek baat arab iran Turkey malesiya m har admi amir hai aur wo Muslim hai
Zakir garib iska matlab sab garib nahi hai
@@faizahmad4310 bro gareeb idr poverty ki sense mein nhi liya Zakir ne aur na mein ne
I am depressed + broke. I have watched many motivational videos but nothing really worked. But standup comedies are making me laugh again i am healing
Hang in there, friend! It'll get better soon! Be strong and be healthy. Good luck!
@@Pal-ms2vw thank you so much!
In that case you need some good friends...
can we be depressed and broke together?
Get well soon🎊
ज़बरदस्त ज़बरदस्त 👌 "स्टेशन आते आते मौलाना सुना ही गया".... 😃🤣😅😃🤣😃 शुभकामनाएं बधाई 💐
1:10 my heart literally stop for 1 second
1:21 Zakir telling the harsh reality...n ppl still laughing...😕😕 Phir baad mein yaad aayega..ohhh..baat toh serious thi..Only Zakir can do it 👍 Akanksha here, a budding you tuber 🙂🙏
True
Right
aapko bhi tharki buddey miley h
People Never Cares...World is Selfish and Will Remain Selfish. 😐
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Zakir Khan haters - 404 not found Proud of india❤️
16k dislikes hain bhai...Haters to har jagah hote hain ..
@@medley5051 ha bhai ye to he😓
He is just overrated now. I like his old videos . Disclaimer: 'Not a hater'
@@shivamsikka2753 maybe this is ur thinking but ssly he's jokes r still uniq n hit directly to our normal lives he may not be above all bt he's smthn diffrent we have to appriciate
Ky patil😂
Sir you are legend Love from Pakistan 🇵🇰
I am your new fan zakir bhai .... thanks for making us laugh 😂 🙏❤️
This guy is a legend and when he narrates anything, i wish it should go on and on and on 🙌🏻🔥❤
brother he is overrated his jokes are becoming poor day by day sorry to say
@@gagan_sikhi right
@@gagan_sikhi then dont watch, we love him and will love forever❤
@@sanasayed5793 chill.. aapa
@@sanasayed5793 anything for the great human and master of engaging conversations Zakir Khan❤️....they won't understand why he's so special
Shayari -for INSPIRATION TO EVERY COMEDIAN ❤ "Tera zikr liye zakir in zubano par.. Ham bhi nikal aaye in hunar ki dukano par"
You are that maulana??
Kya baat hai 👍🏻😊
We got our real maulana though..😅😅
It’s funny I mean we can laugh at it but his lines are really good isn’t it
@@neelamjakhar8416 thanks.. 😁
I think zakir like mike holder. That's why he take feeling from the holder😝😝
I love his comedy he is very realistic and simple easy going nature .
My eyes 👀 are still on those sneakers no matter how much I try to ignore
Yeah mine also
Yeah bro 😂😂😂
True
True though😍
Who is here before this goes into TRENDING list?
Me
@Umairuddin Ashraf sai bath
Ofcourse subscribers 😅😅👍👍
4:22 Kirmada wali hassii🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bhai kya yaad dila dia 😂😂
Happy to see our muslim brothers are quite sportive 👍🙏 keep it guys
7.7k dislikes are from shayar maulana's 😂😂😂
,😁😁😁 Uncle and co. bhi ho sakte hai
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Now the numbers increased . It's 14k now...
😂😂😂
15 k ho gye ab 🤪
Ordinary simple talks, still Watching again and again with a smile in my face😍
5:05 😃😃😃😂😂😂😂😂 best
Mai kbhi Bhi Depressed hota hu to apke videos dekhta hu.... Ek number mood Fresh ho jata hain... 😇😇😇😌😌
His expression is everything
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Happiness is when during this period of lockdown seeing a notification of zakirs video.
JeeT Raha Hu Main😂😍❤
Zakir Khan was the last person I thought will become a shayer after this video 😂😂
"Sakti dekh rhe ho launde ki" Is still the best dialogue from him. Love Zakir bhai..
2:49 *any Muslim in the house?* I like this question because he himself is a Muslim but considering himself just a comedian.
Isme kab Bola usne ki vo Muslim nhi comedian
Kuch bhi
*copied comment
@@varunkumarpareek7441 har chiz boli nhi jati, usko feel kia jata h. Usko pta tha, jo bhi wo aage bolne wala h wo Muslims ko offend krega but he did. But agar as a comedy lo then good. That's why i like him.
@@gagan_sikhi lol, how's is that copied
The best line was 😂😂 Molana harami ne Kaha haa or us harami be Sher suna BHI Diya😂🤣
The reason we all love him 🤣❤️
I’m from Nepal 🇳🇵 we Nepalese too understand Hindi properly ...I watch his videos ... No matter wheater he is Hindi or Muslim He is legendary stand up comedian...He doesn’t hurt any religions norms and values ...We love U bro
When it says 20 seconds ago
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best man for making laugh and happy... love you bhai love you
Zakir sir you are seriously a legend!!!!! 😂😂😂
Real comedian without hearting any religion that's I love his comedy 😇😇😇😇
He did but u didn't get it.।
Tu chutiya he... religion wale
Yes he is better than Arnab
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Yes, he is awesome...
Love you sir love from Assam... Ramzan MUBARAK sir ♥️
M from assam too n sir we love you
Joi aai axom
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Ending part is just....God damm funny🤣😂🤣😂
I was having a bad day thn I watched this and I laughed after 2 days…..zakir khan op❤
So this is the content to all the tiktokers.. youtube rocks so as youtubers .
Whenever I see him i feel kinda relax at least there's someone who's more single than me.
Haq se single
U r single He is not single
@@sahilsuleman377 are you his girlfriend?
He is in relationship bro...
@@shivamdubey9911 with whom?
Best Start Yaar a emotional ker diya 💗
Video ke starting me Jo ek intro Diya wo alg hi level Ka tha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Let's we say together 😅😅😅 Zaakirr khooooooooooooon 🤣🤣🤣😅😂