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you are the most relatable guy of any Indian middle class 90's kid.. brilliant work and lots of applause..
Shaleen Ameta true
Facto tum
Factotum 'Ll Tgg my e
Shaleen Ameta very well said ..He represent me..lol
even to a 2000s kid.... he's my hero..
Looks like he is finally our first 'to be' world class comedian.. and i am so glad he speaks in hindi only.
Sabse achi baat to yahi lagi ki hindi me bolta hai sirf. Hindi me ko feel hai especially gaali ka wo angrezi me kaha. 😉😂
Preeti Singh yaar jo maza hindi gaali m h naa. us p khatam.... english k maa ki.......
Preeti Singh u r right
Deepak Nag toh tu bhi Hindi main baat karle na
Love Songs 👍🏻
''Kal ka tajmahal kise chaiye aaj ka jhumritalaiyaa kidhr h vo btau" most epic & legendary line ever Love uh Zakir Bro
Hahaha
Bro mai jhumri Telaiya ka hu😂😂
@@modi_hemnt77 aap Modi ke rishtedaar ho
@@GurdevSingh-zk2lz ni bhai, jhumri Telaiya Jharkhand mei h
@@modi_hemnt77 naam mey modi hai isliye poocha usne🤦♂️
Even in his jokes, he gives clear moral messages, and is brave enough to point out hypocrisy of someone right in front of that person. A wise and mature comedian.
👀
Yes I agree he does but yet he avoids oppression of Muslims in India and does not focus on systematical discrimination against Muslims like Munawar Faruque. No wonder he was sent to jail.
@Ankit Tiwari powerful places also put comedians in jail like munawar faroque 😋
@@karwanekamran Munawar was not oppressed for being a Muslim. His show was cancelled because he ridiculed the deaths of hundreds of people and insulted our gods. That has nothing to do with being a Muslim or a person from any other religion. It has to do with being insensitive. We love Zakir, that's also not because he's a Muslim. Things are different in India. We see people as people, and treat them based on who they are, not as representatives of some specific community.
Shi h
Recently I met him, in fact I got to do my first stand-up (open-mic) and Zakir sir actually appreciated it. Really humble and funny guy! :)
yes he's extremely humble i met him too during the epl he was the only artist performing who actually had a tour of the food stalls
dreaming guy I don't think they took a video. If they did, I'll surely upload :)
Tanay Sharma
Lucky you! And Good Luck for future! Keep Making People Laugh 🙌😊
Kaur Puneet thank you :)
His humour hits right into the feels of insecure middle classed ugly fucks like me 😂😂😂😂
Rishi ks Yes so damn true
Rishi ks I feel you brother.
Rishi ks Hahahaha
😂
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The best line was when he talked about about how rich people treat beggars. His creativity is depicted in the way how he describes a problematic situation in a sarcastic manner.
Yar mujhe samajh hi nhi aya kya matlab h us line ka
@@Laksh3333 ameer log gareebo ko kaise trrat krte h 😀
Ever seen how the middle class treat the beggers 😄
Acha
bhikari ka pair nahin is joke se zakir ne amiron ka tentua dabaya hai....this is art at its peak
Better than kapil sharma show U DESERVE MORE AUDIENCE.. AND SUCCESS
He's already been the best standup comedian sir
I will never look at an Apple Store the same way now .. 🙈🙈🙈 😂😂
😂😂
Bro..seriously ASA ho hai kya jab apple store jate hai
Suneet Live that's a joke bro
@@pokemonbusters2551 bro aisa kuch nhi hota
Right bro
I'm simple man, I see new zakir Khan video, i hit like, i watch, i feel good.
anuj gupta 9gag?
Ha ha! yup true
+Arshiya Bharti :(
What's 9gag?
+parth parashar aye thats what i thought. That joke about boobs right?
His biggest achievement is that he can make a lot of people smile Just by his presence. Zakir lots of love yar❤️
Anyone came in 2024 ?
Yo
Yo 2
Yes bro
Kya haal bhai
👍
Zakir khan and Abhishek upmanyu are epic😍
Bhai Vipul goyal bhi h
Anubhav singh Bassi
I think only Zakir
Upmanyu
To kya Mae job chod du
Zakir bro was my senior in my collage time ....that time also he was cracking jokes on canteen funny talks
Kitte lucky ho yrrr aap
That time he was in btech bsc and we were in BIF bsc at cristian eminent academy at indore. .....many I had conversations with him
@@rohitdigarse Pls meko mat jalao😯
Seriously
Was he a sakht launda there ...i mean did he talk with grls there
"Oppress " zakir told the truth... ❤️
At 5:12 who all noticed Chatur in the audience...
I noticed now
Ha uske right m farhan bhi h😃
7.5k dislikes are from levies and Samsung workes😁😂
10k now LoL
@Kushagra he is light yagami
No... it's from Apple itself as they got to know that their scam of degrading samsung is now viral....
@@Cosplayinghuman 11 k Lol
@@amitj.7548 😂 where is L
Zakir...pure class..absolute natural.... :-D
Uuu
I just come here after my break-up and now I feel little bit good "Love you Zakir Khan"
Year breakup spelling thik karle
@@jyotidebbarma966 aakhal mand ku ishara kafi hai ᕙ(͡°‿ ͡°)ᕗ
@@jyotidebbarma966 abe tum bewakoof ho....uski bike ka brake toot gaya....samjha karo
@@alibin8390 jaruri nahi hai bike ka he ho truck ka bhi ho sakta hai. Scorpio car ka bhi ho sakta hai, jaruri nahi hai har admi tumhari tarah bhikhari ho aur sirf 90's ka bike hai woh b apne dadaji ka
@@jyotidebbarma966 haan ye baat to hai....mein ne bhi khali pili tum ko bewakoof bola.... zarori nahi tum bewakoof ho...hosakta hai gadhe, badd dimagh, ghoonchu, maansik rogi ho....
Kbi kbi kuch Logo k dkh kr khushi hoti he,, No religion, No hate just fun, luagh and love ❤️ Love from pakistani Zakir bhai ❤️😘 i wish sub log ese h hojae,,
Bhai ajj kal boht discrimination chalra yaha hindu Muslim Muslims target hore n al
@@furqanahmed9170 pata hai hamko kon target ho raha hai
@@ashatiwari1021 Han bhai sahi toh bol raha hu
@@furqanahmed9170 thoda bata bhi do kaise ho rahe ho
@@ashatiwari1021 first caa nrc then in corona that tablikhi Jamat but it ok gathered at river to performed hindi rituals , in the time of eid mob lynching of Muslims are so common, open hate speech against Islam and our prophet and in kashmir Muslims get killed by our army sometime even small children Even from August 2019 internet is shut down only of kashmir they few facilities of 2g network
Bhai mujhe is bande k bolne ke andaaz se ishq h. kya andaaz h yaar. aam baat b khaas lagti h
Innocence hai
bhiya Indore se hai na.
indori ki baat hi Alag hoti hai bhiyao
yahi to talent hai jo usko alag rakhta hai bheed se
achhal bachhal sahi mein bhai😂
When it comes to Zakir, choose Khan over Naik!
Tanveer Ahmed :- plz start any other debate over here !n
A Hussain would be good too.
What a sensible comment :)
Tanveer Ahmed bro well said..👍
khan makes u feel good . Hussain makes feel proud
5:12 Silencer from 3 idots spotted😂
"Paiso se iphone nhi milte" na na na 😂😂🤣🤣
Bhai audience khadi ho gayi per APNA launda pighla nahi.. ye Hoti hai sakhti...jiyo
Hahhahaha!
bhai sakt lounda h esehi thodi....
You sir won this tym. Sakht launda
Prakhar Srivastava
Sakht launda 😂
This is what zakir khan for you 😎 #SakhtLaunda 🙌
chal chutiye
😂more than kapil sharmA -i had to say this😂😂
kapil dusro ki besti krta hai ye khud ki
Bhai ye apna material khud likhta h Vo typical h
@@lakshaymittal7200 wo Show aisa hi hai kapil ki jagha zakir bhi wahi karta hota toh ,, kapil is best
@zoo right
Standup comedy krna uske okat k bahr h
Every line is a punch line, can't stop laughing for a single moment....😁
907 dislikes from Levi's shops workers / iPhone owners ☺️
Amit Tandon
arun phad hahahhaahhaha sahi hai
arun phad lol true shit
Clevin Menezes Idiot Izzetein de usse. Not just Izzat But Izzatein nahi to teri na utar jaye. The way he speaks is just flawless you don't even realize that he has just said a very big thing in a simple way Atul Khatri and Sorabh Pant are over enthusiast and their expression seems to be exaggerated to put it across, which most of the comedians do but what Zakir does is something they cannot. His style is unique and different
Don't forget rikshawale :D
What a genuine guy! Lmao :D
Big Fan Sir🥳🥳
Big fan sir ❤️
Lol 86 likes?
🥶Sir really?
Yashraj before he was famous 😅
That punch at 6:50 He just adds those in the middle of comedy making the act so much better
Its 6:30 am in Pakistan 2020. Still hilarious as ever i literally have tears in my eyes 😂
At 6:15 it seems like some girl said "yeahhh" 😂😂😂😂 the way she said it🤣🤣🤣🤣
Correct
😂😂😂
Not yeah yees😂😂
KhiKhikhikhikhi
Yeahhh😵😂😂😂😂😂
kya bnda h yar.. kya timing. kya sarcastic way h aam jindagi ko jokes me laake ..salute to u sir ,,,
You're not just a comedian, you're a wholesome entertainer, effortlessly breezing thru the jokes... fabulously executed !!! Kudos !! Needless to say, I'm binge watching your stand-ups 😇
Those non mask days were really lit.
🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭🥺🥺 True That !!!
He is by far my most fav standup comedian from India, thanks for speaking in my native format instead of becoming a sad carbon copy of American stand-up comedians.
Zakir Bhai On Trending😎You deserve it brother🔥
Chaitanya Kapil thanks
Rice Grum why are you thanking him
4:42 *ROUND2HELL PART*
@Uvesh Ali unki ek video hai iphone wali
2:15 same line mere sath bhi hua tha size puch RHA price bta RHA usi style meah🤣🤣
I had no idea how good stand up comedy is happening in India. Watched a few stand ups all of which were brilliant but this guy is genuine and bloody amazing. Laughed so hard that it left sweet abdomen pains. Heartfelt appreciation from Pakistan. Keep it up. I will explore more.
Umair Virk watch Abhishek upmanu stand up videos
Nice voiceing
I second that. Watch Abhishek upmanyu stand up comedy
Umair Virk Dedicated to Zakir Khan sir.... kzhead.info/sun/g6mjl9SFqWehpYE/bejne.html
Abdomen pain hasne se ho rha h ya aapne bhi iPhone khareeda h 🤣🤣
That kidney reference tho 😂😂 #epic
Jharna Khanal ... - haha..
chutiya hai yae ye
Hii g you
I love you
Zakir khan isn't himself till he say "apan"
Indore wale 👍
Sometimes the humour is in the way certain sentences are left incomplete so that the audience completes the joke in their heads and it is a very organic stand up experience. Zakir Bhai is the expert of this art.
Abhi bhi waha dard hai...
*Izzat nahi hori Izzate ho rahi hai* BC kabse wait karr rahe the yarr hum. Bhai tere hi videos aur comedy par jee paate hai hum. Keep uploading Zakir bhai!! 😂👌
Sakht launde ka video play hone se pehle like kiya. Jai Ho.
Chandler Bing ikjaktly😎
Anchal Batra nk Thanks
Where is Monica
Amartya Chakraborty in my bed bro.
Chandler Bing jai ho
2:00 Pushpa Introduced😂
Binge watching him 😂😂 laughing in the middle of the night! Acha thik hai hmm...
I wish... He would have said so.. Kitne logo ke pas I phone Hai? . . . . . Aur.. Aur.. Unme se kitno ke pas dono kidney bhi hai
Mr. Anonymous yup
It was necessary for him to avoid the word kidney.
Ikr!!!
Ho sakta hain apne baap ki bech ke aa rahe ho... 😅😂🤣
Pehli bat kidney Ka dam kinta Hain Jan ta be Hain kya😂😂😂
I lost the count of how many times i have watched this video till now. Love you man...you are awesome Zakir! 👍
kzhead.info/sun/mMugkbN8aYuga30/bejne.html zakir khan new video
Zakir bhi mera taraf se grand salute bhi reply karna bhi
Preeti Singh kim soo-hyun u too like K drama
Preeti Singh watch my video
3:25 epic moment 🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂
I think this is one of his best sets till date. 📅
6:13 a girl wierdly says 'yeah'
Sameer 340 yeah lol,
Kindly
☠️
watched mare than 10 times..still laughing on 11th time also.. Life m chahiye izzat
Kodidasu Avinash true
Kodidasu Avinash
q ek baar samajh nhiii ayaaa thaaa kiaaa 😂😂😂😂
+Ohan V 😂😂😂😂😂😂
zakir khan on priya prakash kzhead.info/sun/eJ2fcpR8p5unpas/bejne.html
"Dekho yaar😌, kal ka 'Taj🕌Mahal' kise chahiye😏, Aaj ka 'Jhumri🌟Telaiya' btao kiddher hai..😅" 👉👉 02:58 👈👈 Is ek "Epic line ki feel k kiye" m n~jane kitni baar, ye video dekh chuka hun🥰😉😅 Actually😋,Full video hi Epic hai😊😇😇👍
28th August, 2020 recommendation 9:52pm
Love & Respect from Pakistan! Amazing!
l"ll
Thanks bhai....jai hind...jai pakistan
Kyun chale aate ho ....salo Pakistan me kuch nahi milta
sarcasm server zakir khan
hn .. h to bdhya
You rose on my horizon with the Irrfan interview. The two of you were like a house on fire. I am not much of a social media person but for the last one week have been watching your pieces. Thanks for being there.
"Oppressor & Oppressed" means Golden Jubilee. Means a lot at this instant.
Crowd is awesome !
Sakt Banda !
sakht launda
Sachin Nikam hahahaaaa. wahi h, wese to m londa bada sakht hn..😅😅😅
thank you behen :)
Facto tum zaruri hai lya
Naved Ansari ye facto tum ne har comment pe apni dukan khol rakhi hai.
This is called comedy not like film stars or Kapil show making fun of others n disrespecting hurting others sentiments. Zakir khan is truly well deserving stand up comedian.
That's the beauty of a joke, you can present the most of bitter facts in the smoothest way.
ye akela banda shayad youtube pe jo saala videos ni bnata, no productions, not even props ya koi plot or character. Fuck all that not even hand gestures or foul language or weird faces or voices yet touches the depth of your heart while making you laugh till your rib tickles all the while " just standing at a place and talking". what else do i have to say to praise him.
true fam
Rajat Vikram pradhan correct bole aap i am agree with you
Rajat Vikram pradhan totally agreed 👍
Totally agreed guys
Riksha wale ne baitha liya Best Part 5:42
Can't stop laughing...😂😂😂
You r the outstanding observer you r the master analyzer of today's society
Zakir, love that you point out differential treatment in society in your amazingly uniquely comic way. Lashen bichha dete ho!
best performance so far......standing ovation....
This is not being comedian. This is a genuine display of comedy just by being oneself.
Bhai ke video ke last me jo izzate mili hai na.. Wah wah..
'Oppress" ~ got my respect Zakir
Could you explain that part? My Hindi isn't so good, please explain :D
@@freepagan means never discrimination to poor people
All head down to the "Zakir Men" ^_* 😛Respect 🙏
He is sooo Good yaar.. Love to hear him and he is so relatable..
You are the most humble and most talented stand up comedian ever. You are fun of those cousins everyone loves at home and dies to be with ki Yaar abhi zakir Bhai hote na toh Kitna Maza aata types. Love you so much
*Now you are thinking why my comment got so many likes* 😂
Souhardya Dutta no..no.. Some of them are Samsung user also... :)
Lol
Its lewis bro
Mirza Burhan Baig Levis
लकड़ी wale😂😂
Jokes are average. But his delivery is so spot-on! Amazing!!
Always a delight to watch Zakir khan perform ♥
" Mayne Kaha Oppress ".... ! You are brilliant Sir....
I thought the iPhone guys will take your kidney in the dark room.
Same here
Deathnote
I too thought that
Me 2
Ahahahahahah
जीवन में पछतावा करना छोङो, कुछ ऐसा करो के तुम्हे छोड़ देने वाले ही , पछताएं ______
Seeing it for nth time in Dec’19 Life motto - IZZAT ZARURI HAI M sure most of likes n comments who wud hv ever felt humiliated by our society.
I'm watching this in corona locked down 😅
Zakir bro I just watched your video Nd literally I fell in love with you!! Mera MATLAB Bhai wala! Just one request from you that never call yourself as ugly!! U r one Hella unique personality!!
Zakir bhai apka video thoda late aata hai, pr jab bhi aata hai top class stand up
The way he said sure sir, shoes.. superb
Came here after watching Rekhta...today was devoted to zakir's videos
I am a Pakistani and Pakistan have very legend comedians But Bro you are truly blessed
Muhammad umar ilyas whole Pakistan is a comedy 😂😂😜😜
May Allah blesses us all. Inshallah. I am Hindu bt I love Muslims..💙💙💜
@@milaap2788.... May Allah Bless All Lovers,, and punish All haters...Ameen
@@indusrelativism366 Inshallah💜
Sheikh Atif Mustfa e
Bhag Gareeb!!! Ha ha! Yar Zakir is simply AMAZING!
Zakhir breath,, Audiences b like hahahahahah 😊
Wen i am sad i always watched zakir videos...you are too GOOD. 💓. Thnkyou
launde ki izzat badh RI hai jiyo launde
Jio nahi bhai, Apple se bande ki izzat badh gayi xD :)
Maddy 6119 ha ha sahi kaha
+ghanta singh launda pkka indori h ;)
Kedar Deshmukh sahi baat hai
I have seen this act multiple times and it refreshes the mood everytime.
Mood off!! Want to smile😊😊 listen Zakir Khan stand up shows
Lots of love Zikar bhai from Pakistan
You make me laugh like no one else...With all due respect.. i need more of this laughter😃😃😃😃😃
"saale kone me gut bna ke khade ho gye"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who else in 2020?
This is my all time fav.... Zakhir what expressions! What content! This is real humour and real talent I must say...... BRILLIANT....Please continue your work...