Tech Monopolies: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

2022 ж. 11 Мау.
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John Oliver discusses tech monopolies, and how to address the hidden harm they can do.
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  • Whenever we get people young enough to actually understand the internet, these giant tech companies might be broken up but as long as we have 90 year old senators asking tech CEOs how the internet works nothing will get done.

    @BBoPPo88@BBoPPo88 Жыл бұрын
    • Last fight kzhead.info/sun/gLduY9ODaWiJgo0/bejne.html

      @resikchanel843@resikchanel843 Жыл бұрын
    • I remember being at the Senate hearings about tracking cookies, Mark Zuckerberg, some dude from Apple teuing to explain why it was okay to get different results on your mobile than your laptop, and the woman from Google who was selling people on why Google was advertising you things you got in your emails. That was 2008. This is exactly what they told the Senate they were going to do. It's just that for some reason no one thought this woukd be nefarious.

      @OGimouse1@OGimouse1 Жыл бұрын
    • This has to do with corruption, not age. Those senators might not understand what the internet is, but they do know what a monopoly and money is. The corrut politicians are more than willing to allow monopolies to continue with bribes and being given insider info to trade off of. These corrupting influences aren't age exclusive, although many in Congress are admittedly quite old and corrupt.

      @ComradeCatpurrnicus@ComradeCatpurrnicus Жыл бұрын
    • "It's a series of tubes!"

      @DennisMoore664@DennisMoore664 Жыл бұрын
    • @@asherujudo7383 you don’t know what a monopoly is.

      @JasperJanssen@JasperJanssen Жыл бұрын
  • I remember working at a local game store, and making it a point of pride whenever I convinced a customer to buy from us and not amazon. One time someone came in to buy Catan, and they said, “well, I ordered it already on Amazon, but I really want to play it tonight.” I reminded them they could cancel the order, and they did in a heartbeat. That felt very, very good.

    @jamesroberts3013@jamesroberts3013 Жыл бұрын
    • I've been avoiding purchasing through Amazon entirely and have used Google (lol) to find local stores where I can buy what I need. Gets me to explore new areas of my city and meet new people, and feels good to be directly supporting people in my area.

      @geoshi8378@geoshi8378 Жыл бұрын
    • @@geoshi8378 That's the thing, we were expecting Covid to be the thing that killed the shop, but so many people in the community flocked to the shop to support the community. It feels weird to be in a sort of ethics-based economy.

      @jamesroberts3013@jamesroberts3013 Жыл бұрын
    • I wish this was an option for me but every game store in central Texas (Austin area) price their stock way over what it should be. Wii remotes are 50 bucks, a nintendo DS is 70 bucks, Gamecube games are all at least 20 bucks over what they are on Ebay, and it goes on. There are no reasonably priced game stores around me at all. On top of that, they try to rip you off big time with trade-in values. edit: just realised you were talking about a board game shop lol.

      @mayorofbagtown9097@mayorofbagtown9097 Жыл бұрын
    • I just... Hate stores. So much. I hate them. I live in a busy city, in a busy area, I don't have a car so I can't go to other places, and I have trouble just tolerating my grocery store. This isn't new to the Internet - my parents always hated shopping too. I think we have some combination of sensory issues + ADD that can make stores really overwhelming. I buy things in person sometimes, but I almost always researched the item online first. I just can't make those decisions with someone staring at me asking me questions. I guess if I was born in a pre-Internet time, I would shop in person a little more, and simply own less shit. My pocketbook would probably thank me.

      @ILuvAyeAye@ILuvAyeAye Жыл бұрын
    • Also, just the fact that if I go to a store I can physically see the item is enough for me to prefer that. Even if it is Walmart sometimes. I will always try to purchase things in person when I can, obviously there are times I have to use amazon because at least it’s a somewhat reliable marketplace with a customer service.

      @Diphenhydra@Diphenhydra Жыл бұрын
  • I had a best friend say "I'm gonna Bing it.." about 5 years ago I still remember it because I never saw him again after that. Not a coincidence.

    @G0DofRock@G0DofRock Жыл бұрын
    • Lol. I've said, "Duckduckgo that!" 😊

      @willashriver1356@willashriver13562 ай бұрын
    • ​@@willashriver1356DDG is literally all I've ever used for 10+ years. Whenever it was that Screwgle finally went down, the very next day I started using DDG.

      @RevShifty@RevShifty2 ай бұрын
  • For those keeping track- both the bills mentioned in the episode are dead in the water so far, with a handful of co-sponsors each

    @isaacbarry2520@isaacbarry2520 Жыл бұрын
    • Of course they are. Government doesn't work for us.

      @thealternative9580@thealternative9580 Жыл бұрын
    • Unfortunately that was to be expected. Thank you for this update

      @sanderbakker2126@sanderbakker2126 Жыл бұрын
    • Literally was coming to ask this, since I checked the post date and it's been a while. Thanks for sharing.

      @yaskygaming@yaskygaming Жыл бұрын
    • Hopefully the EU does something about it then.

      @giltsholder@giltsholder Жыл бұрын
    • Well, fwiw, Oliver's prophecy of Democrats getting slaughtered in the midterms proved false

      @nospam3327@nospam3327 Жыл бұрын
  • Back in 2018 when John Oliver did the episode on Corporate Consolidation it inspired me so much that I applied for a Masters of Research program, got into a program, and did my entire research thesis on tech oligopolies. It was shocking to see how bad it really is; oligopolies that bordered in monopolies are rampant. My research essentially focused on the question of whether lack of enforcement of our antitrust laws caused this whole problem or whether lack of adequate laws were the core of the issue. The answer was that it was truly both. I thoroughly enjoyed my pre-doctoral masters thesis and am considering a PhD in the future. It's so lovely to see John talk about this, specifically on the tech sector! Edit: Wow! Thanks everyone for the great comments! I haven't published it yet, otherwise I would share it with all you lovely people ❤ I am now looking for a policy or qualitative research/analyst job so if anyone is hiring, let me know 😅

    @danadomino@danadomino Жыл бұрын
    • Did you ever publish your research? I would love to read it.

      @kelltoran6658@kelltoran6658 Жыл бұрын
    • Welcome to a new feudal system. And since the ruling class profits as much as the tech companies do, don't expect anything to change any time soon. Privacy is dead, independent journalism is nearly dead, the free market is dead, soon democracy will be dead.

      @foobar8894@foobar8894 Жыл бұрын
    • @@kelltoran6658 Same.

      @RevShifty@RevShifty Жыл бұрын
    • This was a useful comment

      @cyborgsharkmonkfish6512@cyborgsharkmonkfish6512 Жыл бұрын
    • You go girl, get that education. Smart Cookie

      @mariyamwaniki@mariyamwaniki Жыл бұрын
  • Whenever someone tells you "the market will regulate itself", be sure it wont. Not if the companies at the top can prevent it.

    @CptApplestrudl@CptApplestrudl Жыл бұрын
    • yes it will regulate itself, just not in ways that most people want it to - i agree with what you mean, it sucks balls

      @HitMarkersAreFun@HitMarkersAreFun Жыл бұрын
    • Oh, it'll regulate itself, just to make everyone at the top richer at everyone else's expense

      @somedragonbastard@somedragonbastard Жыл бұрын
    • it never did and never will

      @jinxsoderling1399@jinxsoderling1399 Жыл бұрын
    • It’ll regulate itself. By not regulating itself

      @stevenm732@stevenm732 Жыл бұрын
    • Honestly with all the examples I see of people fixing markets to win, the idea was always a fantasy or a lie. It always starts with good intentions, then the biggest players complain, and before you know it anyone starting out is fighting to succeed while the people who tried a bit early on get to ride it out on seniority alone.

      @johntodd6413@johntodd6413 Жыл бұрын
  • John Oliver deserves an Oscar for his 'Can Dolphins love you?" monologue

    @theadamtron@theadamtron Жыл бұрын
    • The Deep approves this message !

      @peaksingularity3032@peaksingularity3032 Жыл бұрын
    • It was powerful stuff

      @keithdavison2960@keithdavison2960 Жыл бұрын
    • no

      @unsrescyldas9745@unsrescyldas9745 Жыл бұрын
    • that needs to an assignment for theater students to perform

      @88darling88@88darling88 Жыл бұрын
    • Him not acknowledging Peter the dolphin was a miss opportunity. Unless he's talked about the dolphin acid experiment

      @turtleofpride4572@turtleofpride45726 ай бұрын
  • I work for a local pool shop and we sell robotic pool cleaners. I cannot even begin to tell you how often someone comes in, asks a price, and then tells us they'll buy it off Amazon instead. Amazon doesn't just harm online retailers, it also harms actual real life retailers too. We cannot compete with prices that are as low as $900

    @jimmyoakmeister@jimmyoakmeister3 ай бұрын
    • Offer to support the product in some way. You can offer something that Amazon can't... interaction with a person who can help directly.

      @Uruz2012@Uruz201218 күн бұрын
    • well, to be blunt, retailers need to do a better job at demonstrating actual value for their prices. i've experienced some dreadful behaviors from retailers giving off the entitled, you should be grateful i'm here for you attitude, while charging higher prices. uhh, no. i'll go to amazon if i don't need that important relationship. if i do need the relationship, then i'll find a competitior who offers value. i'm fine paying the higher price, but not for the entitled attitude.

      @matthewhayes3142@matthewhayes314213 күн бұрын
    • You forget that if all brick and mortar businesses of a certain product are driven out of business by Amazon, Amazon will then be free to set the price. You can bet your butt that as soon as they happens, Amazon will jack up the price. So don’t think Amazon convenience is free. It ain’t.

      @pdruiz2005@pdruiz200513 күн бұрын
  • I worked for a company that did wholesale and retail business with Amazon. Many times we were selling the exact same skus retail that they bought and warehoused. Obviously Amazon would control the buy box. As an experiment, I dropped the retail price to see what Amazon would do. Their algorithms immediately dropped the price on their inventory. Since I was selling to them, I knew what they paid wholesale. So I dropped the retail price BELOW their wholesale price. Amazon's algorithms immediately dropped their price BELOW what they paid for it, and they were willing to go as low as I would go, right up against free. How can anyone compete with a company that can run losses like this?

    @rickschricter@rickschricter Жыл бұрын
    • Well, you could beat the system by lowering your price then buying up a ton of discounted product to resell after they reset the price

      @nicholase2868@nicholase2868 Жыл бұрын
    • @@nicholase2868 go play some EVE Online, try this strategy in the player run marketplace and let me know how it goes.

      @GreenEarth20@GreenEarth20 Жыл бұрын
    • You should testify to congress

      @jasonwilliams1713@jasonwilliams1713 Жыл бұрын
    • @@GreenEarth20 we are talking about amazon, not eve. Would they be reported or somethong?

      @fofopads4450@fofopads4450 Жыл бұрын
    • @@fofopads4450 I think they're saying Eve because it has probably the best commerce system that reflects a real world in an mmo. Beyond that, I'm not exactly sure what they believe the result would be, but I'm guessing bad.

      @darrylhardin5139@darrylhardin5139 Жыл бұрын
  • I used to be a seller on Amazon. EVERYTHING john presented about Amazon's business practices I personally experienced myself. I had to stop my business after a few years, throw away tens of thousands worth of merchandise, and now work a regular office job. I literally could not compete with Amazon on their own platform.

    @911aaron@911aaron Жыл бұрын
    • Amazon is evil #BoycottAmazon

      @NicholasLittlejohn@NicholasLittlejohn Жыл бұрын
    • No. Your a liar and want attention.

      @iwishiwaswrongbutimnot517@iwishiwaswrongbutimnot517 Жыл бұрын
    • My mother only bought _"sold and send by Amazon"_ products. Because she didn't trust other sellers with her data and money. I always look for the cheapest deal and how the seller is rated. But you tried to build a business with being a seller solely on Amazon? That's not a good business model...

      @yannick245@yannick245 Жыл бұрын
    • Exactly! These senators/congress who don’t understand and have their family members working for multinational corporations, wealthy individual donors, and special interest groups needs to be VOTED out immediately.

      @thinkbeforeyoutype7106@thinkbeforeyoutype7106 Жыл бұрын
    • @@yannick245 It was a good business model when Amazon wasn’t interfering and stealing sellers info, but I get what you mean. Multinational corporations are sometimes far WORST than government yet some people think otherwise. We need public market place online as well as public square on social media.

      @thinkbeforeyoutype7106@thinkbeforeyoutype7106 Жыл бұрын
  • The fact that they mentioned both kid’s guide to the internet and the Jeremy renner app makes it clear that one of the writers was watching drew gooden

    @JoshWaber@JoshWaber Жыл бұрын
    • they also mentioned ratatoing, so danny too??

      @sunnysside6709@sunnysside670910 ай бұрын
    • NGL I almost choked on a drink when I've heard the Jeremy Renner App being mentioned

      @frankisnot1148@frankisnot11487 ай бұрын
    • I was thinking someone in the writing team enjoys Redlettermedia. Children's guide to the Internet was a gem.

      @redshirtwookiee@redshirtwookiee6 ай бұрын
    • My last name is Renner also. but not related and I don't know much about him. and don't want to.

      @musicauthority674@musicauthority6745 ай бұрын
    • @@musicauthority674he’s just a normal actor but has very loyal fans

      @roshnipatel2000@roshnipatel2000Ай бұрын
  • 11:26 he perfectly encapsulates the chaos of a wildly off topic and trailed off google search, and how it can emotionally wreak havoc in a matter of seconds lmaooo

    @luvibugi@luvibugi Жыл бұрын
  • You know you are a monopoly when you are having to reassure people you have competitors.

    @nicoheidenreich@nicoheidenreich Жыл бұрын
    • This make a lot of sense, that’s why you always hear startups saying they have no competitors.

      @VisibleMRJ@VisibleMRJ Жыл бұрын
    • Alibaba as a competitor? They must know that people would call out their bullshit.

      @TylerZoucha@TylerZoucha Жыл бұрын
    • No it actually just means most people are stupid and lazy. Kind of like this comment

      @dreweverett@dreweverett Жыл бұрын
  • I live for John's roasts of AT&T.

    @HoldenHardman@HoldenHardman Жыл бұрын
    • 🤩😂🤩😂🤩

      @treetv3351@treetv3351 Жыл бұрын
    • That is a sad state for your life to be in, also u all now know the regret of breaking -us- AT&T up.

      @mikewilliams3310@mikewilliams3310 Жыл бұрын
    • Same here

      @Hadfield15@Hadfield15 Жыл бұрын
    • Not for long they're owned by Warner Bros now xD

      @demilishing@demilishing Жыл бұрын
    • If only this MOFO would stop saying, "okay, Google"

      @robinsharkey6658@robinsharkey6658 Жыл бұрын
  • I live for the day these companies are broken up. There’s no such thing as a free market when a company has enough power to strangle you out of existence, that’s not competition, that’s a cartel.

    @conors4430@conors4430 Жыл бұрын
    • not to mention they control all your information and are constantly finding ways to sneak ads to you or capture your email , my dad has had the same email for basically the entire time the internet has been popular, an aol email from the mid 90s, i got 10k deleted, 35k to go. the algorithms also drive political views and were constantly being a/b tested for advertisers, its fucking digital totalitarianism. its amazing how profound an effect this has had on our behavior in such a short time, im 39 and when I was 29 even it was nowhere near as bad as it is now

      @littlejerryseinfeld4168@littlejerryseinfeld41682 ай бұрын
    • is it their fault they become successful?

      @sumomaster5585@sumomaster55852 ай бұрын
  • for anyone wondering they both passed or rather got voted to advance with a 20/2 vote for the "open app market act" and a 16/6 vote for the "American choice and innovation online act"

    @Malice2297@Malice2297 Жыл бұрын
    • ...and Democrats did get "destroyed" in midterm!!

      @robotstonka7118@robotstonka7118 Жыл бұрын
  • As an Amazon seller myself, absolutely being crushed by said policies on Amazon, I am so glad this got the attention that it needs. Amazon currently owes me nearly 7k and refuses to pay, and has caused so many liabilities over the past few years I couldn't even tell them all. We don't even get the chance to sue them for their mishaps because the agreement we sign when we sign up prevents us from doing so.

    @maxx783@maxx783 Жыл бұрын
    • If it makes you feel any better, I canceled my Amazon account. And I tell everyone I canceled it. I hate monopolies.

      @madelineholland4275@madelineholland4275 Жыл бұрын
    • Holy hell, how can an agreement like that be legal?

      @weemeemoo@weemeemoo Жыл бұрын
    • I'll definitely be more cautious not to buy anything made by amazon for sure. And try my hardest to avoid them completely. Good luck.

      @XXXoXXoXXXX@XXXoXXoXXXX Жыл бұрын
    • Have you spoken to a lawyer about not being able to sue them for mishaps? If you have, they certainly know better than me. I just know often those "signing away your rights" clauses aren't enforceable.

      @ILuvAyeAye@ILuvAyeAye Жыл бұрын
    • Same, been a seller for 2 yrs and every time I find a good product amazon undercuts me and takes the buy box.

      @mary9983@mary9983 Жыл бұрын
  • Google's motto was "Don't be evil." Oh the irony.

    @roboninja3194@roboninja3194 Жыл бұрын
  • “Can dolphins love” being answered with the case of Margaret Howe and Peter is some absolutely next level sight gags from the team who make the visuals. I understood that reference, and I appreciate you for it, visuals team.

    @legateelizabeth@legateelizabeth Жыл бұрын
    • Honestly John and this show consistenly have me choking on my cup of tea with those! Absolutely nail every single one. I love this show lol discovered it a few months ago, been watching the back catalog.

      @DailyCorvid@DailyCorvid Жыл бұрын
  • I literally ate for an entire semester of college because of ATT, MCI and Sprint in about 1990. Those 3 were so competitive that they would send you a check for $300 to switch your long distance carrier. Not credit, not discount, a check that you could cash... and they kept no record of it. So every 2 months I would just switch my carrier, cash the check, and almost immediately the other two companies would start calling me making the same offer. And as soon as you switched away from a carrier, they would call you and offer you a check, even if you had already gotten one from the same company. The crazy part is, I had almost no long distance bill ever. It lasted for about 9 months before they stopped offering the checks. I'm going to estimate I made between $1500 and $2000 just from those 'switch to us and we will send you a check' offers.

    @PeterSedesse@PeterSedesse Жыл бұрын
    • Lolol bro you're a genius

      @grass.dihenia2590@grass.dihenia2590 Жыл бұрын
    • The true winner in all of this... A legend of ever there was one

      @roykelley5687@roykelley5687 Жыл бұрын
    • I did the same thing! Phone switching was a reliable source of extra income for a while there in the 90's.

      @kellyb666@kellyb666 Жыл бұрын
    • good for you :)) 👏🏻

      @zizinnnn@zizinnnn Жыл бұрын
    • I remember that. I did it once and couldn’t believe the check was real!

      @sarajsh77@sarajsh77 Жыл бұрын
  • Mad respect to John Oliver and his team for not making us watch ads during the show. Major props.

    @rahulpanicker1453@rahulpanicker1453 Жыл бұрын
    • Oh my gosh!!! I never realized!! Now retrospectively when I think about it, that s right! There was never a KZhead ad in John s videos... I join you in your mad respect

      @Cypres@Cypres Жыл бұрын
    • yt can decide to put ads on any video even if the channel doesnt add them. Not entirely up to him

      @chrisprilloisebola@chrisprilloisebola Жыл бұрын
    • @@chrisprilloisebola Oliver would roast KZhead for a solid year if that happened.

      @RideAcrossTheRiver@RideAcrossTheRiver Жыл бұрын
    • @@RideAcrossTheRiver they already do that tho

      @chrisprilloisebola@chrisprilloisebola Жыл бұрын
    • @@chrisprilloisebola Never saw an ad in an Oliver piece.

      @RideAcrossTheRiver@RideAcrossTheRiver Жыл бұрын
  • His bits freaking out about dolphins. Genius! Oliver is SO SMART and dived deep into his subject! Luv this guy! 👍🏼💙

    @DJTaPEDOaCREEPlustForIvanka@DJTaPEDOaCREEPlustForIvanka Жыл бұрын
  • Follow up one year on. Did you just update to iOS 17.4? Live in the EU? Apple just got monopoly-busted. Thanks EU! Are you enjoying USB-C on your iPhone 15 Pro Max? Yup, that too. Send a thank you to the European Commission. Going back a number of years, do you remember those obscene roaming charges in Europe? Yup. That too. Consumer rights when flights get cancelled? Yup (always fly with European carriers whenever you can). Anyone pooh-poohing the EU thinking it’s all about government overreach isn’t paying enough attention and is taking a lot for granted.

    @WillieBloom@WillieBloom2 ай бұрын
    • Yep, I saw this in the news a few days back. I get some of the criticisms of the EU regarding national sovereignty and independent monetary policy, but when the EU works, it works very well. Despite all of its flaws, it has tremendous potential to further unite Europe for the benefit of the common citizen. Here’s to hoping the EU will continue on the right path.

      @alancantu2557@alancantu2557Ай бұрын
  • Glad light is being shined on this topic. As a former Amazon seller, this exact situation has happened many times on products I was selling through their platform. Amazon uses it's third party sellers to collect data on what items are hot, then go directly to the source or replicate it through private label. What also need mentioning is that third party sellers are basically at the mercy of Amazon. They can remove you at any time without warning. Most times it is without explanation. To possibly get your selling account back, you have to write POAs (Plan of Action) and pray that one gets accepted.

    @t1mmah@t1mmah Жыл бұрын
    • Did you have your account revoked AFTER Amazon started selling some of your items? That would make me think

      @claytonjames4779@claytonjames4779 Жыл бұрын
    • this is the case with their third party delivery companies. These companies can barely push back or they're at risk for getting kicked out. Which is how Amazon is able to avoid their drivers unionizing. Since most deliveries are done by third party companies, if drivers want to unionize, it's only for that one company. and most likely Amazon will just take away routes from them. And any information, news, or posts on the internet that discuss unions get scrubbed. Plus, as we're all familiar with. The working conditions are deplorable. They've even put cameras inside the vans to micromanage their workers.

      @DXmaryoOD@DXmaryoOD Жыл бұрын
    • And it's pretty crazy really. Like, how much profit is there in Amazon Basics? Is it more than the total profit from all small sellers if they just up and disappeared? Not saying they'd _leave_ Amazon (because they couldn't, generally), but that there should be fewer and fewer of them as time goes on and it becomes natural to avoid Amazon when even planning a small business. Which is to say, Amazon loses their sources for ideas... So why not just leave everyone working and get your cut with no hubbub?

      @aspergale9836@aspergale9836 Жыл бұрын
  • One important aspect I'm surprised was left out is that many of these companies (like Amazon) literally power the internet. Almost 30% of the websites on the internet are stored on Amazon servers, giving them even more access to data trends and physical control over the internet.

    @DoomFinger511@DoomFinger511 Жыл бұрын
    • it's not mentioned because it's not an example of self-preferencing. AWS is a perfect example of a monopoly in general, though.

      @TheBestcommentor@TheBestcommentor Жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, AWS is one of those things that the general public doesn't realize how big it is. Amazon's domination of online retail gets all the public attention, but like a third of the internet runs on AWS servers now and AWS is by far the most profitable piece of Amazon's business portfolio, even though it only generates about 15% of their gross revenues.

      @drrockkso8882@drrockkso8882 Жыл бұрын
    • i work in Belgium, and started only to realise this, when my company with only some 200 workers, in price comparrison came out to AWS too... but they have such a head start that even Google and microsoft have trouble coming to the same scale of economies of scale to offer as good services for as low a price! and they are preppered to suffer some non-profit years to gain some market share! so that's really suprising. it does not need adressing, since it's a service to rent net capacity, it's no way a monopoly, and now that google and microsoft are more foccussed on it, they WIL gain some market share back from AWS as time progresses! like yahoo once was really dominant in internet mail too...

      @JeroenJA@JeroenJA Жыл бұрын
    • Terrifying.

      @artnerd1000@artnerd1000 Жыл бұрын
    • @@artnerd1000 i really don't see the AWS part as that terrifying ! those systems are decided on by purchase responsees and real ict'er! chances are very little of AWS staying this dominant untill 2030 even! the regular people, don't like having to think to much about different option to just buy somthing pretty cheap... so the amazon web shops almost all dominiance is more worringly !!

      @JeroenJA@JeroenJA Жыл бұрын
  • Points that were missed: - Apple arguably has a specific Monopoly in the US with smartphones because of iMessage not being open with other multi-platform messaging apps. This weirdly only applies in the States. The rest of the world favours things like WhatsApp and Facebook messenger ( both owned by meta, Which is its own issue). That's probably the main defence Apple will bring up. - they've been in trouble before but don't forget about Microsoft, Windows 11 has seen them go back to some of their old tricks like a favouring their own software and making it difficult to remove. - this kind of got glossed over but although Google play takes the same cut for purchases as Apple, you are free to install other app stores and install apps from wherever you like, so they avoid the heat there. Google play is still the most preferred store on Android phones, so Google likely takes advantage of that fact in promoting its own software.

    @theshadowdirector@theshadowdirector Жыл бұрын
    • You raised several valid points which, by the way, are slowly being addressed here in the EU. See for instance the Digital Markets Act.

      @AndreaLazzarotto@AndreaLazzarotto Жыл бұрын
    • Good points but this video was already kinda long

      @VictorLopez-vc6cf@VictorLopez-vc6cf Жыл бұрын
    • @@AndreaLazzarotto So if these companies comply to EU regulations, they'd also affect services (in a good way) provided everywhere else, right?

      @ArcturusOTE@ArcturusOTE Жыл бұрын
    • @@ArcturusOTE not necessarily, but I hope so. Apple and Google might still want to enforce app store restrictions in non-EU/EEA countries.

      @AndreaLazzarotto@AndreaLazzarotto Жыл бұрын
    • only thing better about Google Play store vs. Apple iStore (or whatever it's called) is that to develop software for ANY Apple platform (OS, iOS, AppleWatch), you need to pay $99/year PER USER. Google just makes you pay a one-time fee of $99 PER COMAPNY. Also, you can compile and upload your program/app for distribution on any OS (Win, Linux, MacOS) for Google, but you have to compile and deploy on a physical Apple computer in order to get it on the AppStore. Oh yeah, and planned obsolescence means you have to buy a new Apple computer about every 7-10 years, otherwise it won't work with the minimum required compiler version. Fuck Apple so hard. I didn't even get to the "right to repair" shit...

      @miketheburns@miketheburns Жыл бұрын
  • This somehow reminded me when, back in the day of Macromedia Flash, they decided to let the users get their hands into coding themselves. The jump that Flash had from that version to next (I think it was from 5 to MX) was something they had never even anticipated. Users "went to the moon" with the things they created and Macromedia themselves said that they would have never even thought their product was capable of so much. Then, as everyone knows, Adobe got their hands in and killed it, but that's a different story. I really wonder what would happen if all this that Johno is talking would actually change, and something like what happened with AT&T happens with Google, Apple and Amazon.

    @nursaeed-croft1880@nursaeed-croft1880 Жыл бұрын
    • My internet at home is from Texh Savy because it was started to provide a far better, and secure Internet supplier, and better service.

      @williamcunningham6141@williamcunningham6141 Жыл бұрын
    • Flash was killed off for a good reason so I don't hold anything against Adobe for that, it was also a vector for all kinds of bad actors

      @infomercialwars@infomercialwars6 ай бұрын
  • I opened and ran a board game store for several years and Amazon was my biggest enemy. It’s a literal rule in our family that we don’t buy from Amazon, and we try extremely hard to only buy from small businesses.

    @jeremyfox4186@jeremyfox4186 Жыл бұрын
    • No Amazon purchases 2 years and counting

      @lm4349@lm4349 Жыл бұрын
    • I have only bought a shirt off amazon and thats the only time i've used the site. Only reason i even used it then was because my niece had a bday wishlist on it and i got her the shirt. I have been aware for many years that supporting them was bad because it's clear they are just after getting as much power and control as they can and they want to own everything they possibly can.

      @mastachefe4204@mastachefe4204 Жыл бұрын
    • shop local, support your neighbor, keep the money in the loop :)

      @isajloskidarko@isajloskidarko Жыл бұрын
    • Hear, hear! I simply don't buy anything on Amazon, and I survive just fine. There are always ways to get items you need, or maybe you didn't really need them. In the last 15+ years, I've only purchased a handful of things from Amazon, mostly because I ended up with gift cards... and in that case, I make sure to buy things that Amazon take a loss on, like books 😈

      @annafantasia@annafantasia Жыл бұрын
    • @@isajloskidarko Unfortunately Walmart ran most of those local small businesses out long ago.

      @thebside6267@thebside6267 Жыл бұрын
  • Basically, anytime a big business says, "this will hurt small business'" you do exactly that thing.

    @gameplayerabe4248@gameplayerabe4248 Жыл бұрын
    • same when big business says, "unions will lower wages''

      @johnsmith-cw3wo@johnsmith-cw3wo Жыл бұрын
  • i love how this man radiated determination and confidence while getting out of his car, randomly pulling on a strap and *not* opening the tailgate, before getting back into his car, as if his important job was done.

    @tomthecasual5337@tomthecasual5337 Жыл бұрын
    • The Democrats were not annihilated!

      @kathygann7632@kathygann76326 ай бұрын
    • I realize this is very nit-picky, but the ratcheting part of the strap wasn’t secure. So the entire visual-parallel of “I know what I’m doing”, quite literally showed he did not know what he was doing.

      @fras2point028@fras2point0282 ай бұрын
  • This is terrifying how much control a couple companies have over our lives. We can't do anything in life without having to pay them first.

    @akinyio.t6312@akinyio.t6312 Жыл бұрын
  • The issue I have with Google is I can’t ever get to what I want anymore. I use to change words and phrases and quotes and it would change the results so I can find out exactly what I was searching for but now no matter what I do I get the same results. It’s like asking a question to a person and every time they answer with “here something I thinks relates”

    @marcemarc6516@marcemarc6516 Жыл бұрын
    • What are you searching for that has to be so specific?

      @alansandoval1705@alansandoval1705 Жыл бұрын
    • Starting to happen more and more on KZhead. I can enter the exact, sentence-length title of a niche 12-year-old meme I have a history of watching repeatedly and it'll serve me a page filled with completely unrelated prank vlogs and top 40 music videos that the algorithm already knows I never click on. It's bizarre to feel like the platform knows me LESS well than it did 5 years ago.

      @XatxiFly@XatxiFly Жыл бұрын
    • @@alansandoval1705 have you literally never looked on google for the answer to a problem you're having? i mean c'mon, if you've had even the slightest computer issue that you've had to google you'd have seen this shit happen. you have a problem, you look up the problem on google, some of the solutions say to do x y and z thing, that doesn't work. now what? now you have an uber specific problem that the most common solutions don't work for. so you try to find the right solution, except google thinks it knows better than you so it's showing you results that are only tangentially related. ever looked up a movie clip on _this fucking website_ just to find out it wasn't uploaded? then you've probably seen this issue happening on youtube as well, where instead of trying to show you search results, it's showing you tangentially related (or sometimes not even related at all) results to your search. "People also watched", "For you", etc. what fucking meteor are you living on that you've not had problems finding things on google? even the highest level google-fu'ers i know have hopped to DDG because google is unusable. the go-to trick to make google work is to attach "reddit" to your search to get results that might actually help (and also because reddit's search feature is so bad it could be a monster in an ARG) but even then it's pretty hit or miss whether or not google wants to show you the proper results

      @SmokeyEdits@SmokeyEdits Жыл бұрын
    • Same I thought I was crazy. Simple questions asked 10 years ago will give you a decent result vs today where is results full of ads or things not even remotely related to the question asked

      @Drahko12@Drahko12 Жыл бұрын
    • Drives me nuts that you can’t just quotation marks anymore to just get results including that specific term. The amount of times I’ve just had to give up is ridiculous.

      @HelloCatty_@HelloCatty_ Жыл бұрын
  • I just use Amazon as a catalog. Once I find products that I'm interested in, I always always go to the manufacturer's website and buy it directly from them. I do not care if it costs more that way. It almost never cost more than just a few pennies or a few dollars more. Plus, I know I'm not going to get a counterfeit.

    @GrantSR@GrantSR Жыл бұрын
    • Heck sometimes you even find it cheaper that way!

      @aragorn1780@aragorn1780 Жыл бұрын
    • This is how i'm trying to use Amazon going forward... i've always hated their business practices, but they lure of buying a bunch of random crap in one fell swoop would win out occasionally. I unlinked my credit card and will make a conscious effort to buy directly from merchants, or local places.

      @Scorpia161@Scorpia161 Жыл бұрын
    • Better yet call them, you may get a very good discount if it's an expensive item.

      @axel3895@axel3895 Жыл бұрын
    • I try really hard to do this. Sometimes it works. Unfortunately, sometimes it doesn’t. One time I tried to buy a product direct from the sellers website and the item just sat in a PayPal cart without doing anything. Finally I said f**k it and bought it off Amazon.

      @laurenconrad1799@laurenconrad1799 Жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, I try to do this as much as possible as well. Often with add-ons like Honey I can get a better deal on the merchant's website and get free shipping with similar delivery times. And I actually do scroll down and look for the better prices or used-like new condition items.

      @brianfox771@brianfox771 Жыл бұрын
  • Could we have an episode where we get updates on what happened to these cases ? Like, did this bill pass ? 😅

    @vickyfritz@vickyfritz Жыл бұрын
    • unfortunately they did not

      @reis5011@reis5011 Жыл бұрын
    • @@reis5011 The golden rule; he who has the gold, makes the rule.

      @chuckwilliams6261@chuckwilliams6261 Жыл бұрын
    • Ehi the eu is passing the carbon tax, which is a step toward emission reduction, so at least one good news to make up for the bad one

      @no_name4796@no_name4796 Жыл бұрын
    • @@AngryAmericanWizard if you like to check history you'll see if you have enough gold your enemies will sell you their own bullets

      @w00kie2004@w00kie2004 Жыл бұрын
    • Make a segment called and now- now this as an update web exclusive

      @ashtyngarner5525@ashtyngarner5525 Жыл бұрын
  • The Bing Crosby line is gold.

    @216marketing9@216marketing9 Жыл бұрын
    • or white

      @stereo-soulsoundsystem5070@stereo-soulsoundsystem507018 күн бұрын
  • A simple rule will fix most of these problems - You cannot be both a marketplace/platform, and a seller/service provider. That means Google must separate its widgets from its search. Amazon must separate the Amazon Basics business. Apple must separate its payments processing from its App Store. Meta must... Well, fuck Meta. They should be prosecuted for privacy violations anyway.

    @PristinePerceptions@PristinePerceptions Жыл бұрын
    • Facebook’s products are laughable and irrelevant compared to the others anyway.

      @rahulsinha9502@rahulsinha9502 Жыл бұрын
    • I used to work in utilities (gas/power) and that was called unbundling: the company that owned the gas pipe/power line had to be seperate from the company selling you the gas/power.

      @Then00tz@Then00tz Жыл бұрын
    • India has added this rule in its e-commerce regulation law. However it does not seems to work the way are thinking

      @siddharthdash8946@siddharthdash8946 Жыл бұрын
    • What stops me from opening up another company and separating the business sectors among them? That's the problem with any kind of regulation trying to crack down on that. If you have unlimited money you can just create new legal entities indefinitely and shift the "blame". That's how to legally pay no taxes by the way. Because "on paper" you actually don't make any profit.

      @roboticbrain2027@roboticbrain2027 Жыл бұрын
    • And they gotta split instagram and whatsapp from facebook.

      @cancerino666@cancerino666 Жыл бұрын
  • The dolphin rant accurately describes the rabbit hole I fall down in almost every time I Google something.

    @patriciaa4451@patriciaa4451 Жыл бұрын
    • Use s t a r t p a g e instead.

      @gabor6259@gabor6259 Жыл бұрын
    • But really...Dolphins (as cute and adorable as they are publicized as being, are capable of incredibly abhorrent behaviors). John went there...and it needed to be done! Join my awareness campaign. Dolphins ARE A$$hole Mammals It's True (DAAM IT)!

      @victorpradha9946@victorpradha9946 Жыл бұрын
    • @@gabor6259 Will KZhead ban me if I type out "startpage"?

      @SuperFlamethrower@SuperFlamethrower Жыл бұрын
    • @@SuperFlamethrower No. I've been using it for about 6 months. It's got a couple of bugs (such as if I make too many searches, it thinks I'm a bot, which is why I removed it from my work computer as searching images a lot is part of my job), but overall it's pretty decent. Best feature about it is that it 100% does NOT log or sell your search history.

      @davel9514@davel9514 Жыл бұрын
    • cool start up line for a sex date, you definetly need to use it when sitting on a couch.

      @warrenbuffet2848@warrenbuffet2848 Жыл бұрын
  • 4:50 "It turns out that ending a monopoly is almost always a good thing" damn straight. I'm reminded of a relevant quote "When you don't have to compete, you don't have to care". Big companies don't want competition, they never have. They want money, all the money, and they'd like nothing more than to be your only option so they can charge whatever they want in the knowledge you can't do anything about it.

    @keithadams7619@keithadams7619 Жыл бұрын
  • the uniquely amazing humor on this show is finally back and i love it

    @olibear1966@olibear1966 Жыл бұрын
  • I would like to point out that the fact that HBO, a media giant, puts the meat of one of its best programs on KZhead should tell you a lot. These companies are so out of control that even OTHER MEGA CORPORATIONS have to depend on them and bow down to them.

    @Confron7a7ion7@Confron7a7ion7 Жыл бұрын
    • I mean, I'm not sure what would be preferable.

      @Orangeflea1@Orangeflea1 Жыл бұрын
    • Or maybe this show is on YT because people outside USA can’t see it elsewhere ?

      @mous7181@mous7181 Жыл бұрын
    • All I know is that HBO lets John ream their sponsors on air, so some props for that. YT is free, HBO is not, I am glad I get to watch this show and others on YT. Doesn't mean I think YT is awesome, but besides watching some commercials I pay them nothing and give them no info besides my watch history.

      @nerfherder4284@nerfherder4284 Жыл бұрын
    • @@nerfherder4284 "no info besides your watch history"!? Do you know that YT is owned by Google? It knows everything about you.

      @samuela-aegisdottir@samuela-aegisdottir Жыл бұрын
    • TBF I think this is the only show in HBO's (or even Warner Bros Discovery's) entire catalog that uploads it like this.

      @fallout560@fallout560 Жыл бұрын
  • That “f* you Flipper” was too heartfelt and low key broken to be just an act.

    @martinbeckdorf4565@martinbeckdorf4565 Жыл бұрын
    • 🤣

      @PinkbubblegumPop@PinkbubblegumPop Жыл бұрын
    • The dolphin and Peter have a torrid romance going.... :D Why do you think Peter was busy looking for the best surf spots when he wasn't looking for, you know, that other thing? Or looking for dolphins. (awkward, isn't it?)

      @benw9949@benw9949 Жыл бұрын
  • I absolutely hate how the internet is both eliminating safe spaces for children (closing all those games sites like Disney and Cartoon Network hosted, as well as sites like club penguin, neopets, ect.) as well as trying to use them as an excuse to sanitize the rest of the internet.

    @yvaincallipso84@yvaincallipso84 Жыл бұрын
    • Exactly: in the 'olden days' of the internet, younger users went to sites like Club Penguin, Disney, Cartoon Network/Nickelodeon and flash game sites that offered a safe, secure and age-appropriate environment whilst the rest of the internet was for adults. Now however, the destruction of those sites has seen the migration of young users onto social media and other sites with a mass of inappropriate content and interactions with unscrupulous and indeed *dangerous* people, and a whole host of issues around child safety online in the digital age.

      @Jaxymann@JaxymannАй бұрын
  • Shout to you John Oliver for giving me a brief trip down memory lane. I've been in the telecommunications industry for almost 25 years - and my first job was at....MCI. Great company that got swallowed up in a horrible merger with WorldCom. Bing it and see how that disaster played out.

    @MrHarris73@MrHarris73 Жыл бұрын
    • I was an MCI customer! My brother-in-law worked for them when MCI was switching to fiber

      @TXpatriate@TXpatriate Жыл бұрын
  • I noticed that even when the item is for sale from another seller for less the shipping costs can be outrageous. Then you end up ordering from Amazon even if you don't like Amazon or their policies against unions. Some of us can afford time but not money.

    @vonakenyon7981@vonakenyon7981 Жыл бұрын
    • Theyre also a lot of times 5-10x the expected shipping time that amazon can

      @Chris-ks4sw@Chris-ks4sw Жыл бұрын
    • Amazon has one thing going for it, it's called an economy of scale. Amazon has massive warehouses, its own delivery services, and possibly other tricks up its sleeve to cut product and shipping costs.

      @moonman239@moonman239 Жыл бұрын
  • There was actually an episode of Hawaii Five-O where Microsoft paid them to say "Bing It" it was hilarious and got them incessantly mocked.

    @ragabashmoon1551@ragabashmoon1551 Жыл бұрын
    • Oh, man, the product placement it that show was PAINFUL.

      @adde9506@adde9506 Жыл бұрын
    • Don't even SAY Bing

      @RideAcrossTheRiver@RideAcrossTheRiver Жыл бұрын
    • @@RideAcrossTheRiver And the subway sandwhiches!!

      @paulbonaventura4969@paulbonaventura4969 Жыл бұрын
    • @@paulbonaventura4969 They smell like a log with tomato farts!

      @RideAcrossTheRiver@RideAcrossTheRiver Жыл бұрын
    • i'm a software engineer, i always tell people at work to "bing it" when they have a question guaranteed to get a laugh every time

      @Sem5626@Sem5626 Жыл бұрын
  • Well most of the other options on Amazon when you do scroll down, usually have a high amount of shipping which either works out to the same price or works out to higher.

    @donniehendricks6537@donniehendricks6537 Жыл бұрын
  • Shortly after 11:50 , during the can dolphins love rant, you can faintly hear someone in the audience laughing their ass off and pleading with John, “STOP”

    @haphazardlark1502@haphazardlark1502 Жыл бұрын
    • 11:56

      @bradleywalker8642@bradleywalker86426 ай бұрын
  • I'm 100% convinced he said "Okay....okay google!" JUST to wake up every google home device in the vicinity of every viewer. That's the kind of troll move he'd do, lol

    @ruby5787@ruby5787 Жыл бұрын
    • To wake them up is to suggest they ever went to sleep. They don't sleep. They're always listening.

      @ScottMurrayBestFamilyCars@ScottMurrayBestFamilyCars Жыл бұрын
    • @@ScottMurrayBestFamilyCars Yes, obviously. I'm refering to it making the devices listen for something to respond to. So they'll start interrupting what you're trying to watch.

      @ruby5787@ruby5787 Жыл бұрын
    • Worked with my phone😅

      @anahitaariadne@anahitaariadne2 ай бұрын
  • As soon as you see Jim Cramer endorses something, you know that something is disturbingly wrong about it.

    @mori1bund@mori1bund Жыл бұрын
    • The inverse Cramer index and the Pelosi ETF are next level indicators used by real pros

      @Matt-xc6sp@Matt-xc6sp Жыл бұрын
    • He's either wrong about everything, or maliciously deceiving his audience. The inverse Cramer ETF is a fairly successful one

      @siddhantbanerjee3328@siddhantbanerjee3328 Жыл бұрын
    • Bullshit artist.

      @rogersmith7396@rogersmith7396 Жыл бұрын
    • I'm always amazed that he manages to keep a show and to not get kicked...off. 🤔

      @pamelacass9642@pamelacass9642 Жыл бұрын
    • Flashback to the "And Now This" compilation of his love for Chipotle lmao

      @A_T216@A_T216 Жыл бұрын
  • I love that Last Week Tonight are using clips from tapes featured on Red Letter Media. I recognize a ton of these clips!

    @charlesstokes2046@charlesstokes20466 ай бұрын
  • When john oliver said ok google it activated the assistant on my phone 😂

    @batesy7344@batesy73445 ай бұрын
  • People living in small towns face similar issues with internet providers. Some people will only have the choice between one “regular” internet provider and satellite internet. Comcast, Verizon, etc typically have a full monopoly on certain towns.

    @hellspyro666420@hellspyro666420 Жыл бұрын
    • That also bleeds into renters' bills. You have to use THIS cable service because no one else is allowed to run their service on our properties. You have to use THIS utility company and you pay them through us. It's bullshit.

      @Doc_Aspy@Doc_Aspy Жыл бұрын
    • same with power companies too, John covered it a few weeks ago. 😏

      @t0n0k0@t0n0k0 Жыл бұрын
    • That is why internet provider and other utilities needs to have a massive public option, if it isn't already nationalized. Not just because it will create competition, but also because the nature of fly-over regions simply cannot support more then 1 private company, there's simply not enough market to do so. The monopolies don't even have to suppress competition, there isn't a market worth doing so. You need an alternative that would guarantee service that you will never get from private monopolies.

      @biocapsule7311@biocapsule7311 Жыл бұрын
    • They will tell you there are alternatives. AT&T offers me "high speed" internet - DSL at around 1% of my cable internet speed. Yay competition? That'll force the cable companies to compete on price, speed, and service. 😜

      @Styphon@Styphon Жыл бұрын
    • Yes, that is an example of a monopoly, unlike what John’s team is conflating.

      @MrDannyd9@MrDannyd9 Жыл бұрын
  • Living in Alaska, it's easier for me to skip the Amazon company sales because 90% of the time, they won't ship to me. So I really learned how to use the other sellers list because I always need to find a smaller business that will ship to me. Having said that, I cancelled my prime membership this year and have stopped ordering online for the most part (some things I still do).

    @Timmah200@Timmah200 Жыл бұрын
    • glad to see another person out there who seeks other places to buy from, albeit for a different reason. If I'm looking to purchase something, I might find it on Amazon first but I shop around and have found the same item for less elsewhere. Have never signed up for prime and no intentions to ever sign up. 1) where I live, highly unlikely to get fat shipping anyway and 2) if I need something that quickly, there are generally local options. get off my butt and go get it! gotta love the 'free' 2-day shipping... it can take up to a week for it to ship, doesn't count days until it's going out the door!

      @mickymickle2764@mickymickle2764 Жыл бұрын
  • I remember years ago there used to be a search engine called, “Bullseye”. I could always find exactly what I was after and it wasn’t on Google or Amazon. As it is, I have never nor will I ever purchase anything from Amazon whilst their atrocious worker conditions exist.

    @TheGholiday@TheGholiday Жыл бұрын
  • I'm glad there was someone that laughs like a snake in the audience as that's something I've always enjoyed, I'm not being sarcastic, it's my favourite form of laughter. :)

    @gavinbuck8130@gavinbuck8130 Жыл бұрын
    • I thought it was my dog (she makes a lot of sniffing noises and strange noises), and was delighted to learn it was a person in the video

      @marpinteacup6395@marpinteacup6395 Жыл бұрын
  • You're just absolutely the best J O. Don't ever change. You're brilliant. We're lucky to have you as a citizen here in the USA.

    @jerseyjuliesaxgal1299@jerseyjuliesaxgal1299 Жыл бұрын
    • Just to point out for anyone who doesn't know, this is an HBO series, which is a part of Warner Media, which was completely (or largely) owned by AT&T. Warner Media is now owned by Discovery, but if I'm not wrong AT&T still has some shares in the company.

      @sandaromo@sandaromo Жыл бұрын
    • @@sandaromo Even prior to this, John has been very critical with AT&T.

      @aribantala@aribantala Жыл бұрын
    • I agree with you but I think John Oliver is here on an entertainers Visa he's still a citizen of the UK

      @jonbrand5068@jonbrand5068 Жыл бұрын
    • @@jonbrand5068 He became a US Citizen in December 2019

      @aribantala@aribantala Жыл бұрын
    • @@jonbrand5068 He may have a dual citizenship, if the U.S. still allows it. He did a guest spot with Stephen Colbert when he became a citizen and talked about the process and taking the citizenship test.

      @warthog473@warthog473 Жыл бұрын
  • 20:30 Also, note the wording - "...we have a policy against using SELLER-SPECIFIC data..." If you've EVER worked around data in your life, you know that is, at a minimum, code for "...BUT we still use aggregate data." In other words, they may have a policy that says they are not allowed to go look at CandleSeller209's sales numbers specifically to determine what knock-off scents of candle to roll out, but if someone notices that CandleSeller209 sure seems to be selling a lot of "maple bacon" scented candles, they will look at "aggregated data" across "all 3rd party candle selling stores" to find trends, like "look at all these maple bacon candles sales..." Or even if there isn't a specific store or product that drives it, they'll just occasionally look at all candle seller data regardless--aggregated together so as not to be "seller-specific"--and start producing knock-offs of the top 5 selling scents--in aggregate--hurting many sellers and not just one. ANY time someone makes sure to include terms like "user-specific" or "seller-specific" or "age-specific" or whatever when talking about data, then I *guarantee* you they are only including that to obfuscate the fact that they ARE using aggregated data for the same basic purpose. A lot of times, this isn't a bad thing and can even be helpful (like noticing that 25% of users get stuck on this one page in your website so you redesign the page to prevent user confusion; that's a good use of aggregated data). But in situations like this, where the host has aggregated data about their, and your, competition (and yourself), and can use it to harm your business, that crafty wording is bad and doesn't mean that they aren't using your own data against you. It's just slightly more indirect than direct is all. Though not by much.

    @NekoMouser@NekoMouser Жыл бұрын
  • that "fuck you flipper" is legendary

    @hamzabenrodmhane5770@hamzabenrodmhane57703 күн бұрын
  • The dolphin tangent is possibly the best thing I've ever heard 🤣

    @lina9535@lina9535 Жыл бұрын
  • The fact that everyone from left to right agrees on this shows just how important this is.

    @DreamDemonify@DreamDemonify Жыл бұрын
    • The culture war between "the left" and "the right" in the US is largely driven by tech monopolies who want everyone focusing on anything but them. It's definitely about time they get the attention.

      @MrSen4lifE@MrSen4lifE Жыл бұрын
    • same was said about net neutrality years ago, and right to repair recently in california, we the public can yell, but it wont matter. these tech companies spend lots of money to buy lawmakers. i say that knowing full well i know the ironey of typing this out into a google owned website.

      @bluntforcelIama@bluntforcelIama Жыл бұрын
    • THIS ONLY HAPPENED AFTER THEY BANNED RACIST, PE- DOS AND BOTS ACCOUNTS AND WEBSITES......... DONT FALL FOR THEYRE WHINNING..... THE TECH RACE WITH CHINA IS TOO CLOSE FOR THEM TO BE GETTING IN WAY OF STUFF THEY DONT UNDERSTAND. THESE COMPANIES PROTECT YOU FROM VIRUSES, SPYWARE, MALWARE AND RANSOMWARE!!!! DONT ATTACK OUR ONLY PPL IN OUR CORNER. WHAT ABOUT BIG OIL, BIG MARKETS, BIG MEAT

      @JOEDIRTERULEZ@JOEDIRTERULEZ Жыл бұрын
    • Possibly. On the other hand, it could be that you're only permitted to see the comments of people who agree with you.

      @Smithpolly@Smithpolly Жыл бұрын
    • Yeah this is what bipartisanship is... We all want the same things... and no one is getting what they need let alone what they want...

      @hunnybadger442@hunnybadger442 Жыл бұрын
  • I’ve said it since a Walmart opened in my local neighborhood as a kid and legit destroyed all the small businesses near it; when a company gets THAT much success/money, it’s ALWAYS at the cost of fair trade and ethical standards.

    @CronoXpono@CronoXpono Жыл бұрын
    • What irks me the most is that people know this, yet still go there. People know Amazon is shady, but damn it if they don’t love it. Customers grew these monsters.

      @Rudyelf1@Rudyelf1 Жыл бұрын
    • What kind of kid knows modern phrasing like "fair trade and ethical standards"?

      @hiimjustin8826@hiimjustin8826 Жыл бұрын
    • @@hiimjustin8826 Easy. I asked questions as a kid and I was closer to my teens when the one near my house opened.

      @CronoXpono@CronoXpono Жыл бұрын
    • I always hated walmart destroying all of those small businesses. Now its Amazon or Walmart.

      @michaeladkins6@michaeladkins6 Жыл бұрын
    • My mothers hometown has a walmart, not a supercenter, specifically because of this. The local community constantly rallies against it when they start talking about expanding. They know it would kill any local stores.

      @joshfairchild@joshfairchild Жыл бұрын
  • Someone in this studio audience is doing a great impersonation of a laughing snake. Once you hear it, you won't unhear it.

    @joelirish@joelirish Жыл бұрын
    • I thought I was the only one who noticed. It was driving me crazy 😂

      @Natalie37854@Natalie378543 ай бұрын
  • Swear I can hear a snake laughing during this sksksksks

    @SaidThoughts@SaidThoughts2 ай бұрын
  • Fun fact: this also affects how I teach my students to search for information. I have to teach them to actually follow the links, not just read what’s on the search page. The search page lacks context, and is sometimes even wrong. They have to actually go to the SOURCE. I have to always tell them: google is not a source! And if they don’t follow the link, then all they have to cite is “google”

    @kattaylor2919@kattaylor2919 Жыл бұрын
    • As a former college student, I don't believe you should let students cite google as it is not a source; it's an algorithm that takes from other sources like Wikipedia and never tells anyone. If wikipedia articles can be barred from being a fair source in academia for unreliability (despite being far better monitored), I think google should too.

      @AzizidarkReborn@AzizidarkReborn Жыл бұрын
    • I have gotten completely false information from those google answers. It just goes by whatever is most popular and doesn't take into account if the article is factual or an opinion piece.

      @alex_blue5802@alex_blue5802 Жыл бұрын
    • Thank you for teaching media literacy. This country needs it SO BAD.

      @michellebennett4015@michellebennett4015 Жыл бұрын
    • @@AzizidarkReborn that was my general point of this comment. I DON’T let them use google as a source. I tell them it’s like saying your source is “the library” or “the internet.” It doesn’t tell you anything.

      @kattaylor2919@kattaylor2919 Жыл бұрын
    • @@michellebennett4015 We really do! It’s a key thing in teaching now!

      @kattaylor2919@kattaylor2919 Жыл бұрын
  • John didn't mention, that the ad space on those free websites are mostly also provided by Google. So basically Google is protection itself from paying ad revenue. And I'm wondering how many smart devices got woken up by John saying "Ok, ok Google" at 15:10 🙂

    @mikiqex@mikiqex Жыл бұрын
    • There wasn't time for it in the video, but Google's purchase of Doubleclick was a blatant violation of Clayton, but antitrust regulations haven't been enforced in years. They'll force a promise for something shiny that has basically no enforcement mechanism and call it good.

      @SmallSpoonBrigade@SmallSpoonBrigade Жыл бұрын
    • In so, so many ways, Google *is* the competition small businesses have to fight. The biggest part of any online business is getting into those top results. Google's algorithm determines who gets top results. But people can also just pay Google to get top results on specific searches. People can also set up their entire sites according to Google's "guidelines" to improve their rankings. They can embed Google's tags, use Google's tools, and advertise in Google's ad network. The reality is that two small businesses competing with each other are more likely to spend their time and energy competing with Google.

      @ichijofestival2576@ichijofestival2576 Жыл бұрын
    • I never made that connection with Google (pun intended). If your advertisers are yourself you're not worried about losing sponsors.

      @christopherweise438@christopherweise438 Жыл бұрын
    • Also, on KZhead, small content providers are constantly under threat of "demonitization" for issues real or imaginary. Does KZhead take the videos down? Only in the most egregious cases. They usually just keep the videos up with ads and keep all of the money for themselves.

      @donsanders9675@donsanders9675 Жыл бұрын
    • It activated on the phone that I am using to watch this video lol

      @runed0s86@runed0s86 Жыл бұрын
  • Das ist ein guter Beitrag. Er gibt mir gute Impulse für den Wirtschaftsunterricht - Thema "Monopole".

    @MrsLeondra@MrsLeondra Жыл бұрын
  • big love to John and his team, you do amazing work

    @lucasprobably@lucasprobably9 ай бұрын
  • Its become more and more evident that John has had a rough past with horses and dolphins he just can’t get over.

    @juanmascorro4097@juanmascorro4097 Жыл бұрын
    • Last fight kzhead.info/sun/oMymkbeBiXqKjK8/bejne.html

      @resikchanel843@resikchanel843 Жыл бұрын
    • Now that I think about it never seen a Dolphin up close . Is this the yearning in my heart ?

      @Bundalaba@Bundalaba Жыл бұрын
    • Horses are scary when they're in heat, and so with dolphins. Actually Dolphins are WAY scarier than horses when in heat. Actually Dolphins ARE ALWAYS in heat. They're the second horniest animals in existence...

      @theotherohlourdespadua1131@theotherohlourdespadua1131 Жыл бұрын
    • And Adam Driver

      @theworm1199@theworm1199 Жыл бұрын
    • lol Dolphins are scary to everyone but humans because we bribe them with fish. They kill sharks for fun and murder porpoise because they look similar but aren't Dolphins, yes Dolphins murder because of racism. As for intelligence, studies into their brains definitively say they aren't anymore intelligent then the dumbest dog.

      @liamnehren1054@liamnehren1054 Жыл бұрын
  • As a computer scientist and someone who read “Big Data: Everybody lies”, this John’s presentation is just amazing. It truly highlights the problems of these big companies. Google, for example, has a lot of cleve machinery to identify what is the best model to present their information based on access to a huge amount of users. They run experiments for everything they do and that has real-world validation, because the ones validating their ideas are real users. They are the supreme gods when it comes to data harvesting and understanding human behavior.

    @ev.c6@ev.c6 Жыл бұрын
    • Yep, and they even manage to convince people that giving up their data is good for them. That shows the control they have. Imagine being able to know all market demand, for things that don’t even exist. Having algorithms that can accurately predict any market is basically game over for competition. Remember all those trillions they pile up are basically coming from the customer’s pockets so their products/services must have an extremely large profit margin that could be way less with proper competition

      @AnonYmous-spyonmepls@AnonYmous-spyonmepls Жыл бұрын
    • Human online behaviour

      @molybdaenmornell123hopp5@molybdaenmornell123hopp5 Жыл бұрын
    • Yes and they provide us with a service for free that is very useful.

      @Dunkeyhote@Dunkeyhote Жыл бұрын
    • @@Dunkeyhote its not free they made trillions

      @AnonYmous-spyonmepls@AnonYmous-spyonmepls Жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @royce9018@royce9018 Жыл бұрын
  • The dolphins bit was soooo funny

    @jaymiller5669@jaymiller5669Күн бұрын
  • I have an Amazon's basics backpack from about seven years ago, and even the zips still work perfectly. I don't pay for Amazon prime anymore and I try to go to other sources, but that backpack really impressed me 😅

    @durragas4671@durragas467115 күн бұрын
  • I love how No MATTER where you pause a John Oliver video, it will always look like one of his thumbnails.

    @TooYoungToDie_TooOldToLive@TooYoungToDie_TooOldToLive Жыл бұрын
    • Last fight kzhead.info/sun/oMymkbeBiXqKjK8/bejne.html

      @resikchanel843@resikchanel843 Жыл бұрын
    • That's because he doesn't have " Clickbait" Thumbnails. It's literally him talking

      @brandonayong5823@brandonayong5823 Жыл бұрын
    • no shit. the screen space is 100% him and a clip bubble. hes sitting at a desk that covers half his body. theres like one of four distinct movements he can make. what internet based university did you attend?

      @xAlexZifko@xAlexZifko Жыл бұрын
    • I smoke weed too.

      @sliedogg@sliedogg Жыл бұрын
    • It's the hands, isn't it?

      @maxwellraver4672@maxwellraver4672 Жыл бұрын
  • the fact that I'm watching this on youtube makes this even funnier.

    @sohrb@sohrb Жыл бұрын
    • Last fight kzhead.info/sun/oMymkbeBiXqKjK8/bejne.html

      @resikchanel843@resikchanel843 Жыл бұрын
    • It's the only way I can because I don't want to pay for HBO, which would come via Amazon Prime. I may not get the full episode, but at least I get the bulk of it. An even bigger problem is that I pay for KZhead Red so I can watch things without 10 ads every 5 minutes or so. I'm likely to fall asleep during the second ad, then completely forget what I was watching by ad 8, and by ad 10 have stopped caring. However the view count goes up whether I enjoyed it or not. It then tells the algorithm to suggest that more often. There's a lot of crap videos that I stop or tune out. However there are some people who will be interested just because they saw it and think it's a popular must have. Also I'm guilty of leaving the TV on Amazon Prime for my cat. You know the company is bad when someone in another country that is looking for a job in the US would take any other job than Amazon.

      @jenniferstine8567@jenniferstine8567 Жыл бұрын
    • @@jenniferstine8567HBO quit Amazon Prime last October, my guy. You have to get it directly from the horse's mouth now

      @OGimouse1@OGimouse1 Жыл бұрын
    • @@jenniferstine8567 You can usually watch the full episode from some random KZhead uploader on Sunday evening after (or sometimes while) the show was (is) being broadcast. Do a search on KZhead using the show name and you'll probably find it if you scroll down a bit. It really is worth watching the full show most of the time.

      @DennisMoore664@DennisMoore664 Жыл бұрын
    • Not sure why you think that's funny. KZhead is amazing and free. you were just able to share a thought with anyone in the world that comes to this channel and wants to read it and you have a problem with that?

      @blaze556922@blaze556922 Жыл бұрын
  • What a beautifully constructed argument! Point out the gross hypocrisy by getting them to disagree with themselves using their own words. Like watching a professional boxer knock out a drunk guy at a frat party.

    @kevinfarren9466@kevinfarren9466 Жыл бұрын
  • 25:35 that aged like milk

    @afriendofafriend5766@afriendofafriend5766 Жыл бұрын
  • I swear to god, members of Congress get more vacation time than anyone else. With how little they actually ever get done, they have a lot of nerve taking all these recesses.

    @BusinessWolfRay@BusinessWolfRay Жыл бұрын
    • It's rarely vacation, they go back to their home state to campaign. Sadly, that's their actual job, and where most of their effort goes - getting people there to elect them.

      @ILuvAyeAye@ILuvAyeAye Жыл бұрын
    • And if they get extra pissy, they will shut the government down.

      @t1mmah@t1mmah Жыл бұрын
    • @@t1mmah and its always over THEIR paycheck, screw the nat guard or any other gov employee, right? THEIR budget hasn't been agreed on, so they MUST throw a fit and get time off to pout while the rest of the gov employees work without pay.

      @appalachiabrauchfrau@appalachiabrauchfrau Жыл бұрын
  • You have got to love a company stooge saying in a hearing "we don't do this" and than go full on against a bill that says "ok, so we will pass a bill so that others don't do this either".

    @Democlis@Democlis Жыл бұрын
    • Because they are lying and totally do the thing.

      @1IGG@1IGG Жыл бұрын
    • Sounds like Vassily Nebenzia when he speaks at the UN.

      @jamie81972@jamie81972 Жыл бұрын
  • lol, the dolphins part were superb

    @nicolasfernandezcastanon9655@nicolasfernandezcastanon96559 ай бұрын
  • 16:33 - that delivery though... gold!

    @dangeradams58240@dangeradams58240 Жыл бұрын
  • Companies: We love capitalism Capitalism: Here's some competition Companies: NOT LIKE THAT!

    @mayanksaboo8045@mayanksaboo8045 Жыл бұрын
    • Companies: we love capitalism! We can pay lobyists to create law that prohibits competition. Capitalism: working slavey yay!

      @TheAecke@TheAecke Жыл бұрын
    • EX-actly. Very well-put!

      @l.a.gothro3999@l.a.gothro3999 Жыл бұрын
    • @Nicholas Time capitalism never ends up in monopolies. You are thinking of socialism

      @robertshort9487@robertshort9487 Жыл бұрын
    • If only we could move to China. Those commies really understand capitalism.

      @rogersmith7396@rogersmith7396 Жыл бұрын
    • @@robertshort9487 tell me you don't know a thing about socialism, without telling me you don't know a thing about socialism

      @davgg9621@davgg9621 Жыл бұрын
  • As someone who's dreamed of working at these companies to be at the edge of new tech, I was a bit hesitant at first. I like Google's quick answers, and I do scroll if needed. I like Amazon basics, they are reliable and consistent. However, the AT&T case drove it home for me, that we don't even know what the other options are, and the problem is that there is no room for those to grow. It's kind of scary to break out of convenience, but I guess we can't get comfortable if we want to keep growing

    @jaredrak6003@jaredrak6003 Жыл бұрын
    • As someone that has worked for two of these companies (Amazon and Apple) we need to step in as a people and hold them accountable.

      @LocardIII@LocardIII Жыл бұрын
    • As someone who spent four years at Amazon, and who was initially very into being a small part of big tech, it doesn't take long to see the truth, if you're looking. From within, it's always "more, more, more" which is why they must be held accountable from without. Since I've left, I've found many alternatives to Amazon that are higher-quality and feel better to buy because I know what the people making or selling it stand for. It makes a difference.

      @richstoehr3247@richstoehr3247 Жыл бұрын
    • You only have to be really good for a little while to get people hooked. Those quick answers from Google are awesome. And more than a little bit destructive to the sources that provide them, basically for free. The Amazon Basics stuff is great -- everyone buys them and loves that relatively decent stuff can be had so cheap .... for now. Until (what's left of) the competition gives up, and quality plummets and prices rise because, what else are you gonna buy, and where are you gonna buy it? This is the reason you can't even search for something obvious and explicit on Amazon without scrolling through dozens of items that are "sponsored" and not at all what you were asking for. This is the reason why, when you buy a new washing machine or refrigerator or TV, to replace the one you've had for 20 years, you figure you're doing well if it lasts _five_ years, and might well have to have it serviced within that span. But, as long as you can buy AA batteries in 50 packs for 2/3 the price of name brands, or ask your phone for something and get a spoken answer in less than 5 seconds, or have KZhead playing on your refrigerator door ... nobody cares. Convenience and cost will trump any concerns about suffocating competition, or environmental or labor concerns. But, we'll also sit back and rah rah when someone says something snarky like "hey Bezos, why don't you stay up there in space? " Hypocrites. All of us.

      @nickwallette6201@nickwallette6201 Жыл бұрын
    • well, as a mobility impaired person in the middle of boston, i can tell you that retail prices for food and other things are more expensive here from national chains than Amazon - except for Trader Joe's - and they won't deliver or give me the rest of what comes with a prime subscription. it might not be like that in cheaper parts of the country, but it is here.

      @perfectallycromulent@perfectallycromulent Жыл бұрын
    • I'm the same. I knew there were problems with the big companies but they're practical so I felt guilty but kept using Amazon for instance. But like you, the AT&T precedent opened my eyes on the fact that the big companies aren't just crushing the small ones, which in itself is bad already, but in doing so they're preventing us from discovering so many things we can't even imagine. They're practical now, like it was practical to be able to make a phone call rather than write a letter, but smartphones and the Internet are so much more and we shouldn't miss something as big just because we like next-day shipping.

      @Avistew@Avistew Жыл бұрын
  • Chop Kick Panda is a real film and it’s amazing

    @henrywood1304@henrywood13049 ай бұрын
  • Just wanted to leave some useless information: The song playing in the background in the ad with "what is my deal"-guy at 22:00 is also used in a little game named "Cat goes fishing", which made it indefinitely more funny to me.

    @schnakeklausen8074@schnakeklausen8074 Жыл бұрын
  • This episode was great timing. Just days ago Google started enforcing their "Google payment only" Google Play policy. I can no longer buy Kindle books or Prime movies. 30% commission is insane.

    @chris-hayes@chris-hayes Жыл бұрын
    • can you explain? i don’t get what’s happening?

      @panzerkeks8530@panzerkeks8530 Жыл бұрын
    • @Panzerkeks 85 Amazon can continue to sell physical goods like it did before. However, Kindle books and Prime movies are digital goods. If Amazon did sell them in their apps and continue to not use Google's payment system, Google would remove Amazon from the Google Play store. Instead of accepting Google's exorbitant 30% commission on all digital goods, Amazon chose to not sell digital goods at all. This is the same thing Netflix is doing as described in the episode. So as a user, your main options are to either use a browser to buy Kindle books and Prime movies, or to download a different app store (like Amazon's own app store) and get your kindle + prime movies app that way. I'm using Amazon's app store app, it does the job, but it sure looks ugly.

      @chris-hayes@chris-hayes Жыл бұрын
    • @@chris-hayes ah I see, thank you for explaining!

      @panzerkeks8530@panzerkeks8530 Жыл бұрын
    • @@chris-hayes I did not even connect this to my frustration with not being able to buy Kindle books on my phone. I am a bit slow. It seems silly that I have to get on my PC to buy the book.

      @josephyoung2385@josephyoung2385 Жыл бұрын
    • @@josephyoung2385 Screw Amazon altogether and get a library card with Libby. Free ebooks, no ridiculous hoops to jump through.

      @GummyDinosaursify@GummyDinosaursify Жыл бұрын
  • I hope these bills pass. The internet has sadly been dominated by monopolies for far too long.

    @FloatingSunfish@FloatingSunfish Жыл бұрын
    • THIS ONLY HAPPENED AFTER THEY BANNED RACIST, PE- DOS AND BOTS ACCOUNTS AND WEBSITES......... DONT FALL FOR THEYRE WHINNING..... THE TECH RACE WITH CHINA IS TOO CLOSE FOR THEM TO BE GETTING IN WAY OF STUFF THEY DONT UNDERSTAND. THESE COMPANIES PROTECT YOU FROM VIRUSES, SPYWARE, MALWARE AND RANSOMWARE!!!! DONT ATTACK OUR ONLY PPL IN OUR CORNER. WHAT ABOUT BIG OIL, BIG MARKETS, BIG MEAT

      @JOEDIRTERULEZ@JOEDIRTERULEZ Жыл бұрын
    • oh really

      @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists@MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists Жыл бұрын
    • @@MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists Yeah really. Pay attention to what's going on around you

      @Hoeslapper17@Hoeslapper17 Жыл бұрын
    • I don't. Last thing I want is politicians gutting the internet. So then the people that bribe them get to call the shots like everything else? Meh, no thanks.

      @CyberData4@CyberData4 Жыл бұрын
    • But if these companies don't have monopolies how will liberals be able to suppress news stories that impact elections? How will they be able to silence speech they don't agree with? Ugh....poor dems..you don't realize you're going to give away all your evil power by breaking up evil corps.

      @sterger7@sterger7 Жыл бұрын
  • Yeah this is a truly great segment. We need anti-trust action asap, on pretty much everything. Big tech, agriculture, meat, oil, grocery stores, news/media networks, big pharma, basically every industry.

    @michaeld4861@michaeld4861 Жыл бұрын
  • At some point, Paul Giamatti should play that guy at the beginning

    @veggigoddess@veggigoddess22 сағат бұрын
  • I would love to see these bills live. I live in a country where we had one company try and rule the internet, charging outrageous prices for it. They had specifically bought the copper network to do it. The government of NZ denied that as a defense as they were monopolising it, and forced them to open up. Suddenly it turned out it DIDN'T cost $300 to connect to unlimited internet, you could get that for $80!

    @philippak7726@philippak7726 Жыл бұрын
    • New Zealand leads the world in a lot of stuff

      @larapalma3744@larapalma3744 Жыл бұрын
    • @@larapalma3744 including domestic abuse and suicides, sadly. We're trying to do better about it, and it's at least an openly known matter. And no country, no matter how awesome, cannot grow and learn more! You just have to be able to fight for it. It's why I'm ok with the "Kiwis for freedom" being able to run for office (they're the anti-vaxer, anti gov group), I will urge people to research and not accept the lies they often spout about how much "damage" not killing our population did to the economy, and how saying people should mask up is making us all weak

      @philippak7726@philippak7726 Жыл бұрын
    • NZ leads in govt fascism as well

      @ILovePancakes24@ILovePancakes24 Жыл бұрын
    • @@ILovePancakes24 if that were true, we'd have a large portion of the actual government blaming religion and race for everything. Every part of freedom comes with some limitation, including being told "no you can't sit like a troll on everything and rule like a king" If you believe NZ is facist, I bet you also believe that Musk invented Teslas

      @philippak7726@philippak7726 Жыл бұрын
    • @@ILovePancakes24what is wrong with you?

      @rickykozak58@rickykozak589 ай бұрын
  • When I lived in the U.S. I spent almost $200/month for web/cable/phone. Now living in Greece I pay less than $75/month for all three and it's just as good or better. U.S. is The Land of The Gouge

    @37Dionysos@37Dionysos Жыл бұрын
    • You are absolutely correct. Greece is a beautiful country!

      @rogwheel@rogwheel Жыл бұрын
    • @@rogwheel Yeah its all fun and games in Greece til the Gov. steals all your money in your bank account.

      @markcab2055@markcab2055 Жыл бұрын
    • I get 1.5gbit fiber internet with TV in Thailand for $30/mo. 1gbit in a non fiber market (most of them) is around $120/mo in the US.

      @FlatulentWhale@FlatulentWhale Жыл бұрын
    • I just paid my web/cable/phone bill 15 min ago and it was $298, $129 of which is Internet (300MB). Insane.

      @JimAllen-Persona@JimAllen-Persona Жыл бұрын
    • Greek income is also a third probably

      @hulagu3068@hulagu3068 Жыл бұрын
  • john oliver is that one guy that, no matter what he says, you will always respond with "hell yeah!".

    @cippycaption@cippycaptionАй бұрын
  • Had to rewatch this one now.

    @crysstoll1191@crysstoll1191Ай бұрын
  • John you are doing such a great service to humanity by covering these types of topics.

    @who-arewe@who-arewe Жыл бұрын
  • I love this show his little breakdown of the dolphin love spiraling to evil. I needed that 🤣

    @PMntheAM@PMntheAM Жыл бұрын
  • Fun fact! That guy from the commercial had the wood chipper from Fargo under the tarp!

    @jones8041@jones8041 Жыл бұрын
  • That “I’m going to Bing it” made me laugh so hard

    @pbassman99@pbassman996 ай бұрын
  • Bezos: "We have a policy but I can't garantee [it] hasn't been violated" Now imagine your daughter's soccer coach says this.

    @I_dont_need_a_handle@I_dont_need_a_handle Жыл бұрын
    • Seems like a reasonable reply to any "yes or no" question when one person has to speak for many. Which might not be the case with a soccer coach.

      @Gillsing@Gillsing Жыл бұрын
    • @@Gillsing Does it? Because if the question is "have you ever used third party data?" And your answer is "We have a policy but I can't say that policy hasn't been violated." Then your answer is actually "Yes, we have" Because even as someone who hasn't worked for a major international company, I'm more than aware of the difference between policies [that we enforce] and "policies" [that exist on paper and everyone is told to ignore]

      @Chaosmancer7@Chaosmancer7 Жыл бұрын
    • @Clyde2 why is this spam now?

      @yourmommashouse@yourmommashouse Жыл бұрын
    • That’s a perfect way to recontextualize an answer, I’m going to use this in the future

      @bodenking@bodenking Жыл бұрын
    • ha _oh, im imagining my daughter's soccer coach is doin a _*_whole lot_*_ more than that if ya feel me.!_

      @lavishlavon@lavishlavon Жыл бұрын
  • I used to laugh when people said that we needed less regulations. Now I cry. I don't know how so many people are blind to the fact that if you let rich people do whatever they want, we will all end up slaves to them. They will consolidate power amongst themselves and force you to stand with an empty bowl and beg for more while they laugh at you.

    @PhobosDynami@PhobosDynami Жыл бұрын
    • That's exactly right. They use financial power to create more political power to create more financial power.

      @NH4Ukraine2@NH4Ukraine2 Жыл бұрын
    • I have similar arguments with my conservative friends who all rant about labor unions like trained drones while complaining that they are getting screwed over by their job and are unfairly paid and have shit benefits. Yeah dip shit, unions are the only negotiating tool regular people have versus business owning oligarchs. Fox News brainwashing and the like have set back our country 30 years in terms of progress.

      @slipknotpurity00@slipknotpurity00 Жыл бұрын
    • People aren't blind to it; they want to become part of it. They want to be the ones looking down and laughing at others.

      @nomore6167@nomore6167 Жыл бұрын
    • Exactly, that's just human nature. The more powerful, consolidated and unregulated corporations get, the more they squeeze competition out, and engage in predatory practices.

      @chichi3701@chichi3701 Жыл бұрын
    • @@chichi3701 A lot of people don't actually want to enslave others, but even a selfish minority can make a decent life much harder for the rest, tempting them to break their good principles. The decent need to get better at banding together.

      @molybdaenmornell123hopp5@molybdaenmornell123hopp5 Жыл бұрын
  • Rattouing is a real movie and it’s a masterpiece 😂

    @lexycameron9074@lexycameron90742 ай бұрын
  • A John rant about dolphins & also never leaving google is exactly what I needed today ❤️❤️❤️

    @lynleygilchrist7703@lynleygilchrist7703 Жыл бұрын
  • 15:00 you can hear the camera man laugh like "s-s-s-s-s"

    @kyleholmes8230@kyleholmes8230 Жыл бұрын
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