Two point campus is the upcoming school tycoon and management game released by sega! If you want to give it a try yourself then learn more here: bit.ly/spiffingcampus
Can you build a school designed entirely to scam its students and torture its staff and future owners? The spiffing brit will be exploiting the upcoming new release of Two Point Campus by doing challenges set by the developers whilst receiving maps made by @CallMeKevin and anna Chess whilst passing off my torture contraptions and scam schools to the wholesome @RTGame.
So what if we exploit the entire student population of a high school tycoon / university game by running classes that simply don't exist. Let the spiffing brit try and exploit his way to victory whilst dodging taxes and digging up diamonds on the largest dig site the world has ever seen! Get comfy and pop the kettle on for two point studios latest school management two point campus gameplay!
00:00 - Intro
00:52 - Our first cheeky challenge
01:29 - Starting our University
03:06 - Building our first rooms
04:50 - Setting up a dig site
05:54 - Digging for treasure
07:43 - Cash for Relics!
09:23 - Expell all the students!
11:22 - Exploiting our students
12:25 - Real life Uni Scam
13:38 - Our second challenge
15:27 - Only Poshos need apply
16:39 - Making Rich peolple happy
19:23 - Brining on more students
21:19 - Its A-maze-ing!
22:55 - Graduation time!
24:32 - Outro & Thanks for Watching!
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Title: Building A School For Torture - Two Point Campus
#challenge #game #scam
*"You give me money and I give you a torture experience like no other" - Spiff University*
you are one of the most youtubers of all time
Quote of wisdom.
how do I get a scholarship?
Hello everyone, good viewing🐼.
Didn't realise you were into that in the bedroom Spiff XD
"But there's a twist -- they have to rotate schools in between challenges!" Oh so *that's* why Kevin was invited.
I mean, you can do that with 3 people so doesn't really make any sense o.o
@@ItsDeadlock No they want CHAOS
@@ItsDeadlock Kevin isn't the most competitive, but he has a reputation for being a troll during these online games with friends. Leaving the chaos of whatever he was trying to do during each challenge for someone else to clean up is very in his lane.
@@ItsDeadlock you dont know kevin do you?
@@ymirtheymir2403 Kevin's military genius at work, he stays hidden from his enemies
I went to university in the US. One of the best exploits I used was I "lost" my student ID just before my last semester went to get a new one when a bunch of new students were getting theirs. Never was asked about when I was graduating, got a student ID for the next 4 years even though I graduated. 4 years of free Microsoft office use Multiple student discounts around my the city 4 years of free museum entrances Free soft drinks at many local restaurants 4 years of free public transport in my city 4 years of a discounted cellular plan 10% off samsung products that would stack with current sales, I got my laptop at a 20% off sale than stacked my 10% off for a total of 30% off lol A discount on my car It was like a real life cheat code.
A friend at my uni did this too for entry to sporting events. Post grad job they got was in the same town so they could just flash the card and walk in. Now they have scanners everywhere so I doubt this would still work.
@@philcannon91 oh that's brilliant. You're probably right, this was back in 09.
You do realize that that's stealing and totally illegal, right?
@@jackboehm8408 Yes and almost everyone is here for it.
@@jackboehm8408 you do realize I was a broke kid just trying to find my way in life who totally did not care about multi billion dollar businesses right? Besides the real thieves are those in charge of the US universities and lending services.
You using your platform to tell people how to become a "student" to take advantage of the real life system is the best thing I've seen you do and I love you a little bit for it
In the United States our system is built to exploit the students. Unless your parents can pay or you can throw a football you are absolutely on the hook for an overpriced education that doesn't actually give you any of the skills or advantages advertised.
@@kevinkorenke3569 I'm not surprised
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The fact that kevin had almost the same process to incite chaos and not exploit is concerning. As this may show that Kevin may actually be an incredible exploitor
a military genius at work
He is
He plays video games for a living. I'd say he's one hell of an exploiter.
“Building a school for torture” sounds like the American school system
Complete with a shooting range and everything
@@WelziFC7 be cooler if they did impaling tho
And potentially execution!
You seen Korean and Chinas education system?
America bad, updoots to the left. Also religion bad. Im realy smart.
The Three Horsemen of Chaos RTGame: Bringer of Insanity CallMeKevin: Destroyer of Braincells The Spiffing Brit: Gentleman of The Tea
You forgot a certain Floridian; Greystillplays; The Floridian of excesse
Lets game it out: the limit breaker
The thing is, I'm still not convinced RTGame and Kevin aren't the same guy.
AmbiguousAmphibian : Poet of the Gamers
@@BlackdragonTheShadow and I follow all of them XD
I love this. I was literally planning to make a school just of people digging. Planning to turn the school into essentially a prison camp. This is perfect
Please call it Camp Green Lake from Holes
@@romaneo789 I was thinking the same thing.
its perfectly balanced how you point people to two point hospital at the end rather than two point campus 24:56
Came to comments just to see if anyone else caught that
@@GraceMidyette same
@@mattgalactic6730 Ditto
Haha, wanted to type the same thing XD
Same.
It turns out Kevin made the best starting choice for the entirely wrong reason 🤣
As he is apt to do with just about everything.
His blind intuition is impeccable. A true military genius.
What choice did he make? Despite having a vods channel, he doesn't use it. Seems like you have to catch his stuff live or you don't get to see it.
@@ImminDragon Just go to his main channel and watch "I ruined high school for everyone". (Not sure why he's calling it high school though...) But to answer your question, Kevin started with archeology as well.
@@snes90 Ah, thank you. I went to his channel, but overlooked it because of the name and a thumbnail that look right either.
22:55 It would have been so much funnier if Spiff had left the autoclicker running so that there were thousands and thousands of walls in that one space so that the university actually had no money.
Challenge: Build a university. Spif: Makes ultimate party school with no classes.
Sounds like real life Uni to me 🤷♂️
More like Challenge : Build a university Spif : gulag it is then
-Whimsical British Imperialism Incarnate -An actual chessmaster -The *DRIFT KING* (title acquired back in College) And last but... last -Kevin Amazing cast.
Kevin is obviously there to set the bar for the other wiser competitors Because we all know kevin isnt ganna play to win but have fun doing something stupid
@@HHHjb_ They just needed a military genius to round things out.
@@BewareofTarps yes the military "genius"
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@@BewareofTarps i guess that makes sense i mean everyone knows even the greatest of miltary tacticians also love eating crayons.
"Did you know, back in college, thay used to call me, The Drift King" -RT
Did you know back in collage, they used to call me, "The Wall King" -RT after finally deleting all those walls probably
At my university in Australia, the university's security had a roster of which of the permit only car parks they would be patrolling for the week to issue parking violations for any car that didn't display a permit. There were more car parks than what they could check in a day, so hence the roster. The patrol roster was posted on a notice board in the security office. The funny thing was that the notice board itself was on a wall facing a window that had no blinds on it. So anyone walking past the window could see the schedule and know which car parks to avoid and get free parking.
Lawrence Cheney drinking out of a Spiff mug is an intersection of talent the world was not prepared for
thanks for making the coom joke spiff, truly the bravest youtuber
I truly am the bravest
@@thespiffingbrit lmao
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@@Bender_B._Rodriguez yeah, same
24:56 Spiff exploiting the game so hard he’s making money building schools to treat the dying
Noticed that too :D
Haha it's almost like there's such a thing as an "University hospital" That was my first thought when he said it anyway(beyond the obvious), it would actually be an interesting way to combine the two games.
Spiff is the one true lifehack channel, and he's just playing videogames while casually dumping out wallet-saving knowledge.
Making Money with Archeology might be one of the most british things there are XD
After seeing Dan's stream I'm interested to see how the bone zone got made
Exactly this. Also negative numbers for number of students continuing and being able to place artifacts for free.
lmao i want to know how he fuck up the game for dan that dan spent 10 min on stream going how?
@@ldftkelly I want to see that reaction XD
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I saw Kevin's side first lol. This all seems soooooo tame in comparison haha.
24:57 "If you want to pick up Two Point Hospital it comes out in early August." This is what happens when you mess with time travel via the means of ingesting copious amounts of tea.
I had to do a double take when I heard him say that. I almost spit out my glorious tea.
And that's why we drink coffee instead pals ...... "WAIT A SECOND WHERE DID YOU GET THE GUNS FROM??! IT WAS A JOKE GUYS CALM DOWN, PLEASE DON'T KILL M-"
He used the wrong tea leaves
@@cckiller4378 we must sacrifice the coffee drinkers. You will not be the first, nor last
Teeeeeaaaaaa
man you really cought rt off guard, it was very entertaining to watch him figure it out and welldone spiff
Finding out archeology was the optimal thing to teach means kevin knew more then we thought 👀
"aaaaand Kevin i think he plays video games for a living" killed me
it was a good description of kevin
he's created our dear leader, Jim Pickens. praise him
Oh god. That present for RT. I can hear him making that confused incredulous 'huhf-what' sound he makes already, bless him.
Do you know where his video is for this challenge is?
The worst part is this is pretty accurate to most college experiences
Never underestimate the power of the Summer semester. My school gave me several 4 year scholarships that amounted to a full ride; however, as they had no limit on the total number of classes I could take in those 4 years and the summer classes (which we were discouraged from taking) were covered as well. I managed to get two bachelor's degrees and a minor, none of which had overlapping course requirements, in those 4 years, despite maintaining the recommended average course load of 4 to 5 classes a week. The trick, I treated the Summer semester as a regular semester because I knew full well that most professors who cover the Summer semester don't want to be there and expect everyone there to have failed the course in a previous semester, so they tend to skip a lot of the fluff and grade easier
That's great, so long as you actually used those majors in your career afterwards. If you didn't, then you did a lot of extra work for nothing.
@@greywolf7577 Unfortunately, if I want to be an Engineer in my feild and be able to find a half decent job, I'll either have to get 20 years of experience or get a Master's and only a couple years experience. So I have decided to attempt to speed run a Master's without any debt
Kevin: **goes with archaeology class cuz "Rock" and roll pun and just casually gets mildly rich without even trying** Spiff: **carefully studies and researches to discover that archaeology is the best option to make money, and gets filthy rich**
That’s just Kevin in a nut shell 😂
@@JOSHfReDeRiCkS1911 Indeed, i just always find it funny when he succeeds thru incompetence
The Chad military genius x the Virgin exploiter
"I believe I saw the Head teacher spying on the dormitories with a pair of binoculars" Some unsuspecting parent
I'm loving this 'mini-series'! Watching everyone's contribution and take on it was a blast! Thanks for participating to it, Spiff! 💙
I wanna see Spiff go head-to-head with Let's Game it Out, for who can break a game faster and more efficiently.
We're lucky Spiff voluntarily confines himself to video games Imaging the sheer exploitative terror he would unleash upon the world if he realised his potential and gained political power
How do you think the British Empire started? How do you think the love of tea spread so far? To think that God-King Spiff couldn't of found the immortality exploit in prehistory is foolish. He is only hiding his true exploitative prowess...
@@Dizzifying1 Spiff controlled every aspect of 1066.
Our so-called "Empire" was built by proto-corporate Spiffs who realized morality didn't apply to them and went forth to unleash every exploit available.
Can't be worse than with many politicians.
@@Dizzifying1 Ahem... It was a Portuguese exploiter that brought the tea habit to the UK, everything is perfectly balanced as usual, since UK and Portugal have been exploiting together for centuries and are also the world's oldest alliance, since they seem to perfectly exploit everything for whichever God's reason.
Show up to meetings for random clubs and events right before they end. Ask if they dont mind you taking any extra food home with you for yourself and your crippled starving roommate. Ive gotten about a 85 to 90% success rate of getting multiple pizzas. :D
_crippled starving roommate_ ? don't overdo it 🙂
@@embreis2257 well play it by ear. Just make sure if you do have roommates not to tell them the pizza was free. 😈
the amount of thought that goes into how spiffing brit acts is hilarious. this dude's got some strict rules down stat somewhere as to how this persona acts. it's amazing.
24:56 "If you want to pick up two point hospital..." Thank you spiff, yes I do believe that I shall follow the benevolent lord of tea's advice and acquire a completely seperate game.
"students spend months in a maze trying to get to a classroom but when they get there there's no teacher and they're forced to go back through the maze again to get out" flagged for copyright infringement on my recurring dream throughout college
I went to an open day at a university and since I enjoyed it they decided to sign me up for the course without me knowing or signing anything. They then tried to charge me £4,000 for the course and since I could prove that I had never been informed that I was on the course and had 0% attendance, they offered to lower it to £3,000. How considerate of them. That was 4 or 5 years ago and I haven't given them a penny
Something similar happened to my brother as well. I think they wanted him to pay up somewhere between $3,000 to $5,000.
Wow. So many questions so little time. Uhh let's see...how did they get your bank info in order to try to charge you the money? Uhh what university? Did you sue them? If not, why the hell not? That's clearly illegal. If so, what came of it? Did you bank have anything to say to you or the university?
@@jeremyroland5602 I don't think they had his bank info. They just sent him a bill.
If they emailed you, you can sue them for internet fraud and make them pay you, probably, I'm not a lawyer.
"What is this? A cofFEE KIOSK?!" I may has spit my water out at that line
Lawrence Chaney and the spiffing Brit is a collaborative effort that I didn’t know I needed
Spiff: (makes the entire school grounds a dig site) Me: So it’s “Holes”, basically.
I thought that was a juvie, not a school. Or are you meaning to say Spiffs schools are basically prisons?
@@pedrovallefin8406 Hey you said it, not me ;)
13:40 : RTGame simply has no understanding of Spiff's British genius.
I mean imagine someone doing a rock n roll challange and you get the school and its basically no teachers, hard mode, nearly no students but 2million cash. I would be so confused
You'd think an Irishman would expect to get boned by the Brit
@@THEJPIndustry also it's a barren wasteland
Ah so Kevin was still a tactical genius even when running a school
An accidental tactical genius, as usual.
Spiff: To make a rock and roll university, we’ll need rocks, rolls and *MONEY*, and Archaeology is the best way to make money kEvIN: *aRcHaEOlOgY iS aLl aBoUt rOcK, sO lEt’S gO wItH tHaT!*
Spiff is totally a Posho. He's got the top hat AND monocle as we've seen in many photos, of which the accuracy can not be in doubt.
That’s just casual “popping down to the corner shop” attire in the UK. For proper Posho, look up Morning Dress, it’s the level above Black Tie.
As a professional archaeologist, this is definitely exactly what school was like.
''take yourselfs a nice warm cup of tea'' me: takes a sip from his yorkshire tea
YAY! This is so cool that Kevin was included, I'm subscribed to him and the Spiffing Brit and watched many of their videos!
Back in highschool when I was 18 I could get away with a lot just because of my age, which I more than used to my advantage. Due to this I was allowed to sign myself out of school and leave whenever. Anytime I would get written up and got after school detention or lunch detention ect... ( they stopped doing out of school suspension cause of me) I wouldn't have to show up simply because they weren't allowed to keep me in the building or force me to show up. And while yes they could give you more detentions for not showing up they'd all get removed anyways at the end of each quarter. In the end I caused a lot of hell and chaos making school a lot more fun... for me anyways
I'm surprised they didn't try to deny you graduation or something like that. Surely you weren't the first 18 year old to get detention. They have to have some sort of plan for this. Maybe they could change the policy to require students to serve detention if they want to get credit for classes. That's one way I could see them solving what should have been an obvious problem in their detention policy.
@@greywolf7577 see your first mistake is assuming I graduated
Yeah i was sorta the same. i would just keep getting suspended for minor things, say it was all bullshit to my parents talking my way out of it then stay home and play black ops 2 on the Xbox. but then they figured it out what i was doing so they put me in isolation. and surprisingly i got so much more work done because i was never distracting or getting distracted. but then in about year 10 - 11 i started to enjoy school.
RT after spiff done :"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SPIFF I CAN'T DO ANYTHING"
Leave it to Spiff to break a game's economy as soon as he gets his hands on it 🤣
Loved this video! I only just saw this game, and was contemplating picking it up. This is like roller coaster tycoon meets prison architect
The joy in Spiff's voice when he's building that one wall 😂
Can we talk about how Spiff and Kevin had almost the exact same idea?
But with completely diferent motivations. Spiff did it for profit, Kevin for a really bad pun. Showcases rather nicely where their values lie.
Poor Dan was struggling so hard with the archaeology university Spiff gave him. Spiff alludes to it later in the video, but before handing it over he walled off the entrance. Dan couldn't work out why he was unable to build anywhere (as the students had no path too it), and thought it was something to do with trying to delete the remains of the Dig Site, which he also couldn't work out how to do... He even tried 'phoning Spiff for help, but he didn't answer. :D
The fact that Spiffinmoore is part of the Steam game preview gallery says a lot about this game and The Spiffing Brit.
24:57 when spiff has been scamming so hard he forgets which game he’s playing 🤣🤣🤣🥳
i absolutely love that Spiff has evolved a long time ago and found perfectly balanced situations in the real world. But im also disappointed because going to university where i live costs ~350 each semester/6 months, it also comes with free public transport. But with that amount of money you cant get an equivalent adult transport ticket for 4 months. I mean... thats balanced. Just not perfectly. It was balanced enough to have a family friend be a student for 25 years straight without attending university (except for signing up for a course) .... because he was at work lol
Spiff after discovering that you can stack walls on top of each other: "Do not underestimate humanity's infinite potential for malice!"
I would argue that the dig site in fact IS rock. Not roll, so much, but rock for sure.
Looking forward to RT realizing how many walls there are on that one spot^^
The #1 problem with the American school system is not the lack of proper life skill classes or even the gun violence, _it's the lack of availability of tea_
as a cowboy i can confirm that americans like me HATE tea!1!1!1!
The college that Spiff leaves behind is a nightmare, but it's a PROFITABLE nightmare
I just found this channel.. I love this channel 😈😈😈 I watched the Fable videos.. I'm surprised you stopped at only a few videos. There are so many more! Especially with a new Fable coming soon. We must break it!
Nice to see Anna Rudolf in a perfectly balanced video.
‘Classrooms that don’t get used because 50% of our students aren’t allowed in them’ just gives me Covid lockdown PTSD
I have a exploit. I have a relative who works at the university. And so because I have a relative that works there, I am given a staff discount and as soon as the grill staff see me, they make me a grilled cheese. And I am like: oh yeah, it's all coming together.
I love how you seemingly always find a way to break games in the most interesting ways. 😂 17:24 Subtle nod to Outside Xbox & Outside Xtra KZhead channel with those blue print mats in the classroom.
A few years ago when I was studying, our University was giving cash for every student that got married. Guess what? A lot of students got married and after a month, divorced to get bunch od money. It was one time paycheck worth of almost year of student fee.
Jesse:has coffee kiosk Spiff:disgusting Also Spiff:erase it from reality
I was at a college before I transferred and switched majors. When I was there parking was already an issue because it was really hilly so there weren’t many big parking lots but this year they sold more dorm rooms and parking passes than they had, so students are being forced to stay in hotels like 5 miles away from campus after paying $2,000 for a dorm and $300 for a parking pass
Some of the “exploits” within using college; is technically flat out fraud😂
24:55 "if you want to pick up Two Point HOSPITAL it comes out in early August". Whooooooops.
Came here to say the same :)
To quick delete an item, just build a room over it. The game will ask if you want to delete invalid items, then you can delete all in one click
@cypher hah, that doesn’t work with walls
This was amazing. Cant wait for second part
9:50 that happiness icon couldn't be more fitting 😂
How my university exploited me: Last semester just before the summer this year, I had a professor who was responsible for teaching research methods to our class of business students, however about 1/3 of our classes he canceled for various reasons and the other 2/3 he just told us stories about when he lived in Africa. To keep it short he didn't teach us anything and he obviously didn't know the subject, one example is during our final project a lot of students had questions regarding the instructions he had given us a week prior to which he responded with "Oh that, you dont need to worry about that its just a suggestion from the other professor you can do whatever you want there is no guidelines". But it gets better because this professor wasn't only wasting the other students and my own time and money, he had also bamboozled my university. After such a disappointing semester with this professor, our student rep and myself decide to make a formal complaint about this professor, and to our surprise and the Deans, our professor wasn't actually a professor but a con man who had been pretending to be a professor for the last 3 years. He had snuck through the cracks due to the covid-19 pandemic and been teaching bullshit for 3 years while sitting on his ass making tons of money. Going back in September for my third year hopefully i wont get scammed.
I'm surprised no one's sued the school over this. Did you at least get your money back?
On the one hand I’m really sorry this happened to you but on the other hand this is a hell of a story and it’s hilarious as a person that is not affected by this
@@Aredel Welcome to Canada
Oh my gosh, can't imagine how it happened, this man should be sued ASAP and maybe even imprisoned. Good luck there, pal
"AND KEVIN! ... He uh...plays video games" I'm interested to see how Spiff deals with Kevin's work as I saw that video and...yeah. Edit: Looks like I need to wait for the next one to see Kevin's original campus. Oh well.
It'll certainly be quite the treat, considering how they broke the game in entirely different ways!
Trying not to vomit while that dude in the dress was talking was the hardest challenge in this video
As always you did an incredible job. Thank you again!
University hack: Buy a printer, like a cheap one. Then, print things for people for your choice of beverage per print, with a cap of 4 sheets and never in colour. So long as you always make sure to collect on that drink, each cartridge will cover the cost of the printer and intelf, and then some, in the cash you save on buying drinks. Also, you'll be able to print what you want and avoid the scam that is print costs at the library.
I feel like disclosing too much info could jeapordize me so lets just say thanks to some oversights in the system my university used I now have a lifetime of free Amazon Prime along with a few other benefits
I atteneded a college in South Carolina called Trident Tech. Yearly tuition is around 5k-9, but with some finangling of 7 courses that didnt require attendance and little course work, plus minimal effort in applications, i was able to receive 23k in grants for the year. A good trick is to enroll in a STEM degree, but take as few of the actual courses as you can, while filling up the rest of your schedule with arts and literature.
Spiff: What really matters in running a university is making money. Me in debt of college fees: Why does if feel so real
This seems better than the school system.
I am an archaeologist and would appreciate this course.
Today I learned Spiff was exploiting real life all the way back in university
I enjoy all ur videos. But this one might be a fav of mine. Keep doing your amazing work. I laugh every time I see a new video has been released because I can already anticipate the videos greatness
Ah yes, Archaeology. Truly the "rock" and roll course
Just gotta set them on fire and they'll be rolling too
RT knew he had his work cut out for your campus before it even loaded XD
@24:56 you had one job spiff! read out the correct game title XD god bless you sir!
I'm now worried when Spiff gets Kevin's map, all the students will be in the basement, Jim Pickens is the dean, and chaos reigns supreme. Also lost it at Dan's what are you doing question. I was wondering that with the inherited map too
Love the videos honestly just sniping for the exploits
As a qualified archaeologist, everything Spiff said hits so very close to home about archaeology. I mean, it’s hard to say he’s wrong when you notice the British Museum
The british museum just operates on the most basic of rules mankind has known. Namely: Finders keepers
Hard to feel bad when the country of origin would smash it to pieces or lose it or let it get stolen.
Not a university but in my highschool we have this vending machine where if you put in a nickel it counts as five cents and spits it out, furthermore if you sat there long enough you could drain the machine or get all of the snacks in the machine. The only downsides to this exploit are that 1. You can get into trouble if caught and 2. It takes FOREVER.
Poor Anna having to play with you lot. I mean she's with Kevin so she can probably handle a fair bit of insanity but I feel like she's definitely the least malevolent of the bunch. I would say we need you guys to play her in chess but knowing spiff he'd have some kind of exploit involving signalling with a tube of lipstick or something.
I take it back Anna got you good
Every time I rewatch this I become more convinced that Lawrence Cheney is 200 lbs of pudding stuffed into a human skinsuit.
Judging by your comment, theyre definitely more attractive than you lol
@@-divinetragedy true
Uh... where exactly did that extra 50 grand come from at 4:55? There's an obvious cut, and your money total immediately increases.
ye like bru
In terms of exploiting college, mine was a rather low-key one: School offered a ~3k/semester scholarship for it's inaugural class. My state had a seperate 3k/semester scholarship based on standardized test results. Tuituion was only in the realm of 3.5k/semester. Between the two, I wasn't paying to go to college-I was being paid to go.
Students have no tuition fee AND Spiff makes $$$? Everybody wins.