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The dragons have returned and only by harnessing the beast's own power can the realm be saved. Sounds easy, right? There are many ways Skyrim could have ended. Here is one uncontrolled possibility.
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Fun fact: the other greybeards apart from arngeir actually have this problem; that's why they can only say 'dovakiin' as a greeting. Even then the ground shakes.
and paarthanex, he can speak too but only because he is a dragon and can speak english
A Wild One Punch Man fan has appeared! Paarthurnax also has innately perfect understanding of Dragon tongue... because he IS a dragon. Also because he's over 3,000 years old but yknow.
That just meens ulfric must be a badass to control his lol
X xXx_FortniteGod_xXx X oh that explains things
@@lordcommissar7813 It is easier for him because he only knows one shout.
no wonder we have a silent protagonist
True
IT MAKES SENSE NOW! WHY WAS I BLIND BEFORE!
Star Fur Lol
If only Fallout 4 knew that :/
He's not though
the chicken is more important than anything else in this game. god forbid you hit one
Wesley Currier let’s just say I was low on health and I was by my neighbours farm
I thought I could kill chickens for a second as I was killing them and looting them but when I hit one and got a bounty I got so confused
If you get more of a bounty from killing a chicken then the emperor hmmm what power they have......
Wesley Currier but which is more dangerous. BotW chickens, or Skyrim chickens?
Wesley Currier **Legend Of Zelda has joined the chat**
Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee. Me: Funny, I used to be a guard until I shot some guy in the knee with my arrow...
The endless cycle continues...
That guard reference means they got married, never shot in the knee.
it is “in the knee” and not “to the knee”
@samurai2871 I've been wanting this joke to be made for a long time.
@@petarjovicevic6053 I'm pretty sure that was debunked. There was some post or another circulating that said the phrase was a Scandinavian phrase which meant getting married, but there is no evidence to support that being the case. Some basically just made it up, or GROSSLY exaggerated facts.
Dragonborn: alright just got to sell some old gear *accidentally steals Apple" Everyone in the city : you never should have come here!!
*dying of laughter* True.
Spamming sneak button and no one knows where you are
Laser Network IKR
Now you know why I never do alliances in Skyrim, it's more fun going solo
@@windrunnerradiant4776 that happened me like 1900 times
Oh God, the Companions are perfect.
Ikr!
What do you mean?
companions are werewolfs
Jordan qnakiev He means what they're like in this video. They're like dogs.
And Farkas is being Captain Obvious, as usual xD
so this is why you don't talk in Skyrim
Birchcen Gaming Apparently you just sign to people on what conversation choice you wanna pick
Sapphire Shores but what if you have a weapon out?
@@jaydenfletcher2980 you mouth it
... (Remain Silent)
Sign language
0:45 If only the Companion can be like this, it will be fun But in reality, "Warrior" of the Companion, just sit and eat
Sometimes you'll see them hunting in wilderness. =))
Talking down the Dragonborn calling him a whelp even when you are the freakin harbinger yourself even the guards give you the proper respect when you become harbinger
You know what I hate? The fact that the dragons aren't even close to being the toughest mob in Skyrim.
Legendary dragons? Those things are more terryfiying than alduin himself
+Alex But they still aren't the strongest. Not even the ancient dragons are super strong. And Alcuin is weak. Karstaag is op.
+Rowan Hodges Vampires and Mages at high levels are a lot worse than dragons. Also if you have immersive creatures, a minotaur and a horde of goblins are quite terrifying as well.
+Rowan Hodges There are mods for that ;)
+Rowan Hodges Yeah I've died to mudcrabs more than I've even get to 25%HP to Legendary Dragons. For real.
Suddenly I really wish there was an option to ally with Alduin.
Discord Kantus There's probably a mod for it
Andrew Shuboy Yeah, probably. When I get a stronger PC I'll mod the crap out of it-I'll see if I can find one.
Alduiin would be an awesome ally
+Discord Kantus No worries... www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/69148/? would be close to that one. after all there are over 44k mods now...
This mod only has 30 endorsements. I trust this thing about as far as I can throw it, and given that it's virtual, I literally cannot throw it at all.
Everybody's flooding this place again since the 'Special Edition' released.
#TESVSSE
a dragon or two
I have legendary edition
I own both 😂
"Skyrim: Very Special Edition!"
Did this randomly appear on anyone else’s recommendations?
Sarada Uchiha yeah despite it being like 3 years old😂
I didn't even know Hishe created a "How Skyrim should have ended" video...
Twin Endymion same lol
Yes
2020
And thus another silent protagonist was born XD
the silent farter still fills the vast lands of tamriel with a foul stench bad enough to make even the allmighty dragon born vomit
One might say it was a dragonborn
Better silent than not in RPGs, just look at how poorly Fallout 4 turned out in that regard. It was an obvious pitfall that nearly every existing Fallout fan knew to avoid but Bethesda willingly jumped in and we all suffered the consequences.
Paarthurnax: "YOUR WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD DESTROY THE DOVAHS NOT JOIN THEM! BRING BALANCE TO THE THU'UM, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!" Dovahkiin: I HATE YOU!! *groans in pain at missing limbs* Paarthurnax:"YOU WERE MY BROTHER DOVAKIIN! I LOVED YOU!" *Dovahkiin slowly burns in lava*...
then becomes ebony warrior :p
some of you who read this caught the star wars reference right...?
+M I A KOOL YET? yes.ebony warrior is resembling Darth vader
+M I A KOOL YET? and then dovahkiin became darth vader
From my point of view you have the LAVA GROUND!!!
Dragonbreach: is made of the most flammable building material Jarl Balgruuf: wE tRApPeD a dRaGOn iN tHis THiNg.
*slaps roof of Dragonsreach* "This baby can fit so many dragons inside of it..."
Real genius move, guys
I think it was an ice dragon.
@@williamwontiam3166 you literally trap a fire dragon in there
@@Xeroph-5 medieval times require medieval solutions
I just Love your work. Its amazing how you put together things and its beyond amazing! Cheers!
That "I love Gandalf" T-shirt scene was hilarious! :D
+alsenar2 yeah that and werewolf chick with teh team Jacob shirt gave me a laugh.
+Babidi they are all werewolves in the game
Yas and frickin Aela with her team Jacob shirt DED
I could get behind having Alduin as my ally. Make him go after Delphine for making me kill Paarthurnax.
You dont have to kill him i ignored delphine and he is one of my allies now
Paarthurnax is fucking badass.
wait, do you have to kill paarthurnzx or do you have the choice not to? haven't got to that storyline yet.
+Tina Hu you can choose not too
+NeonBlue if you have the Dawnguard DLC, do the questline and you can call a dragon(not Odahviing, this one's stronger and doesn't take 5 hours to arrive)
When the Dragonborn has the hiccups. That was a bad day for all of Tamriel, they probably felt it in Cyrodil! =D
KZhead 2012: Nah 2013 : Still Nah 2014 - 18: Nah Fam 2019: Maybe 2020: Lets put this in this in this guys feed
It really be like that sometimes
Bruh your grammar tho 💀
Nothing like the world eater as the world ends.
Game Rocker X Don’t criticize others grammar when you have none yourself.
@@PugnaciousProductions ok
😦 I'm confused. Are you saying that skyrim ends?
Thou kill, Alduin and then your done
+ProbablyBadGames or get a bounty in every hold, and wait for each bounty hunter to come, and use a spell to make them all fight each other. or make the ebony warrior chase you to the companions.
no there's elder scrolls online for PS4 and XBOX 1 even PC
no Skyrim doesn't have an ending well it does but only for the actual story there's still a lot of quests that you can do
If skyrim ended it should have ended in this way
In Elder Scrolls 6 they should make it so that it will do more damage if you shoot people in the knee XD
Infinate Swag the saying isnt literal, its an old saying for getting married...
Paragon Goose doesn't matter
Facts don't matter... okay den
you must be old as fuck because i didn't know i was still classified as a kid at the age of 23. also yea i have played all 4 elder scrolls
Paragon Goose all 4???? you mean 4.... there is 5
See...the joke is... That Skyrim never ends
I'd be the worst dragonborn ever. I'd team up With Alduin as soon as I could
me too
@Mad Max Rockatansky and Paarthunax would be my ride around Tamriel. It's too far to walk
Wouldn't we all
Fall to the blade of my Sword and the blazing fury of my magic
Then again.....i do help the dark brotherhood....
I hate when you use a shout in public and then you get a complaint from the greybeards. Even after you defeat alduin you still get this message sent to you.
+The Masters Mad Face From the greybeards? No, the complaints are from the citizens. "That... shouting, is making people nervous. Can't say iv'e heard of any laws against.... whatever that is, but i'll lock you if I have to."
+Contrio X that's not the message I'm getting. The one I get is something like "You stirred up quite a ruccus at (place name). Not everyone is excited to see the Dragonborn. If you want to learn more about shouts visit (place with word of power)."
***** "Iv'e got something i'm supposed to deliver. Your hands, only. Let's see here. Ah, a letter! Not sure who from, just said that he was a friend. Welp, looks like thats it! Got to go." Its not from the greybeards, its from a random unnamed citizen in each of the holds of Skyrim. Bethesda didnt want to create a new character for each hold, so they recycled the same letter and changed the names of the dungeons on them.
+Cantrio X What you just said is what the delivery guy says every time he gives you the letter. And it makes more sense that it is the greybeards that write it because the delivery guy says its from a friend, and because the note tells you where a word of power is. How would a normal citizen know where a word of power is?
***** The note says they have HEARD of a MYSTERIOUS power at (insert dungeon name here). They Greybeards outright tell you where they know the words of power are, if you visit them every now and again.
Lol the portrayal of the Companions XD
***** lolwut?
***** ...cause I can be....I don't think you are clear enough with the question.
Midnight Gaming they actually don't do that
The secret of the companions is that they are all werewolfs, if you go down their storyline you can become one as well
not if you have a mod that makes you not take the werewolf blood but do a quest for them instead.
Guard: Then i took an arrow in the knee. his wife: *slaps him* STOP CALLING ME THAT
I killed alduin in the sprit realm with one hit from meruthns razor 😐
DoomguysLittleBro probably happens more often then you think
What was your game difficulty ? x)
Razor have 1.98% chance to instakill any opponent.
Kacper Jagodziński except for Karstaag and Miraak
Kacper Jagodziński Second or third hit instant kills with me
This keeps happening until the dragonborn uses wirlwind sprint and goes out the roof
woold!
Xander Hollabaugh ha
I used to play Skyrim like you, then my girlfriend took a hammer to the disk
+David Inserlastnamehere well now it is on steam ... go back to slay dragons
whats steam
Search it
+David Inserlastnamehere ¨Whats Steam¨ IF YOU HAVE PLAYED ANY VIDEOGAME IN SINCE 2004 YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT STEAM IS
Bro calm down I've been playing games for years
I love how the Dragonborn in this is a companion cause I’m pretty sure that’s what most players are first
No lollygaggin
PiesForNarf
I like how you implemented the fact that shouting and dragons breathing fire is communication between dragons.
I killed alduin in 10 seconds. Never thought the "Eater of Worlds" would be such a pushover, LOL.
70, I think.
***** Alduin gets his stats capped at level 50 i think so a L70 would kill him fast,also for exampleif you could use console to summon Alduin and a Legendary Dragon(70) and make them fight eachother the L.Dragon would mow the field with Alduins corpse :D
***** I think it was avaible on PC b4 consoles,which i think its normal since they had modding in mind as always :D
Darth Rector i need to try to kill him with a shovel .... thats gonna be fun
When I first killed I was Level 17. I shit you not.
I never wanted to kill Alduin, for he was the reason I am alive.
“I used to be like him… then I took an arrow in the kn-“ “SHUT UP!!!!” Classic.
i used to be a knee like you....but i took an adventure in the arrow.......i crai evertim
im sorry plz dont hurt me ;-;
FunkyGirlCat k I dont hit you cuz u girl hue...
thx ;V;
D:
;=;
what about that shout cooldown
Natsu!
god mode
And dont forget that you speak a dragon language when u use a thu'um
You know how Mr. T has a shit ton of gold chains? Well the dragoborn was wearing a shit ton of Amulets of Talos.
+Maxxam23 😂
Cheers indeed! Happy holidays!!
"Go git the stick boi- BOWROWROWROWROW!" Omfg lmao this gets me every time.
Those werewolf references :D
+Nazael Rahl there are no werewolf references
+omar elsayed Scene with companions makes them look like dogs. Also Team Jacob.
*starts running with a stick in my mouth* *spits out stick* This is becoming a problem with my race, and my curse.
Ikr fuck vampires
***** * Khajiit with a werewolf curse. I'm also friends with werebears as well.
see if I had a choice I would've joined alduin
nah, I'd kill him then take his place
Hmmmmm wise words you speak
+raged bull 101 why join them, when you can kill them
+raged bull 101 you know what all would die if I joined the dragons all
+Jonathan Bryan i mean just think about it the dremora,stormcloaks or imperials depending on what side U joined it would also end all the suffering and complaints on life buuuutttt I do see ur point
"Little Timmy fell inside a well! Come, Companions! We have a quest!"
"I was an adventurer like you,but then i took the arrow to the knee" This phrase will never die
I love that part with the companions. That part where Farkas (Vilkas?) threw the stick to his brother was hilarious, seeing how they're werewolves and all.
I get your joke with the Companions.
If you don't, you haven't played Skyrim.
Enable Chaos I get it too.
SPOILER ALERT
You sooo smart
Duh
By far the best one you’ve done 😂👌🏽👌🏽
I can kill dragons with no effort but giants wreck me every time
Fun Fact: Little Timmy never actually fell down a well.
Darkstar Darin life is a lie
no stop it your lying
*_Top 10 anime plot twist_*
Oh, ok
Play fallout new vegas and you can see dead timmy in the well
i wish that you could side with alduin as an evil character, like miraak did...
erhm, miraak kinda turned his back on the dragons and the dragon cult
Valentin Muntean yes, turned his back. but first joined them.
xXDarksoulXx01 well he couldn't have turned his back if he didn't first join him
Valentin Muntean yes so why do you tell me that he turned his back? my point was that a feature would be nice where you could join alduin and let the dragons rule again. so you do the same thing as miraak only that you don't turn your back on them.
xXDarksoulXx01 "i wish that you could side with alduin as an evil character, like miraak did..." miraak turned his back on alduin at some point, why do you think the dragons mopped the floor of his temple with his ass
The year is 2020,and there’s still no Team up with Alduin mod.... *FOR F****SAKE ALL MODDERS WORK TOGETHER AND MAKE THAT!*
1:35 Can we all agree that that is one of the coolest ways to show off the shouts? Just the citizens standing outside and hearing the shouts clap from the Dovahkiin's Thu'um. God that was cool.
Guard: Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard, vampire-hunters or... Townsfolk: SHUT UP!
What happened too me in Skyrim. *Walked outside of Riften too go get a horse for free cause I helped some guy then a dragon came out of no where.* Me: Eh, just a dragon easy prey. *After killing the dragon and shouting and absorbing the soul and shit* Guard: Got too thinking, maybe I'm the dragonborn just don't know it yet. Me: What!? You were fighting with me when I absorbed the fucker's... what?!
Toxic Kaiser Love the profile picture don't let Aleks see it
Dire_Grim Too late my friend, I'm everywhere on all of the Creatures Channels.
Toxic Kaiser lol XD
Toxic Kaiser In Seriousness, there can be multiple Dragonborns at the same time, you know that, right? Okay, seriousness set aside, whenever a guard says that, I just disable NPC detection and shout at them.
"I used to be an adventure like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee" He didn't literally get shoot by an arrow in the knee. Back then taking an arrow to the knee, meant that you got married.
Not true. They literally took an arrow to the knee.
Was it confirmed by the creators?
He took and arrow to a knee, i was the one who shoot him.
I have heard that that's not true,and even if it was,it did not actually mean that back then, most likely.
Preston M-F It doesn't need to be confirmed, taking an arrow to the knee means to get married; and actually, it was confirmed . elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:What_%22Arrow_To_The_Knee%22_Really_Means. If you did a simple google search of "What does 'i took an arrow to the knee' really mean?" you would have found it. Please do not be so ignorant.
0:49 The first time I watched this I was JUST starting the companions questline and didn't understand the wolf/dog jokes
You should bring back and make a miniseries I completely forgot you made this
Why are there 5 human greybeards? Am I the only one who noticed this?
No I notice
Neal Cleaver One of them was gandalf though...
Neal Cleaver I noticed that as well.
Neal Cleaver Right when I saw that, I scrolled down into the comments and saw this was the first comment.
Neal Cleaver there are five anyway, but only one can speak english, because the others have powerful thuum.
there are only 4 greybeards '-' and paarthurnax , but he's a fucking dragon. something is wrong
+Greyson Logsdon BLAME THE WAPLECRACKLEJACK
Gandalf in disguise
the Wabbajack lol I have it.. pictures like eight guards into Foxes or bunnies or... chickens or.. cows lol!! Sheograth could've popped out of the sky and hit Paarthunaax with it and said bam Bitch! be a Dragon!
ähh its Ulfric.. he he
Top Ace One of them is Gandalf
Thx for putting this on my birthday.
"Another Nord ? Cheers." Omg, you killed me there! X'D
OMG the team Jacob shirt on Alea..😂 werewolves
There are only four Greybeards
***** I asked one Greybeard "There are only four of you" he answered "Five our leader Paatrunax (maybe i spelled it wrong). Soo dragon Paathrunax is last one but he isnt Greybeard he is dragon.
***** I played game to the end there are ONLY four Greybeards and Paathunaax who is they leader.But he is Dragon
***** Correct!
***** I know i always spelt it wrong. ):
Failmengpt M no, he says "5 our leader"
How come there are so little HISHE for video games...
Achievement unlocked: True Ending located
little problem - the Thuum actually bases on intent not voice. accidentally using normal words wont create any thuum for one who really understands it like a dragon does. speaking normally is no problem...you can also speak in dragonstongue without using any thuum since the intent is what makes a rotmulag not the sound you create with your vocal cord....
Well the graybeards have a problem with talking normally. Their voices are too powerful.
Aravind Pradhyumnan yes that is true for normal mortals mastering thuum. Dragonlanguage can be spoken by anyone withput problems and dragonborn - just like dragons - have a level of mastery over the thuum that they can speak normally without sideeffects. So the dovahkiin can talk normally without any problems, just like a dragon. For dragons and dragonborn Thuum only activate if they are intended to do so
NEERRRD!!!! Lol
Yeah you have a point. +orkar isber
***** nevr said i wasnt
makes no sense. They're called "words of power" because you have to say those specific words in order to use the shout. HISHE, you could've done so much better than this. You could've at least made fun of how when Dragonborn is fighting off a dragon in a settlement, if one guard is hit just a little bit all the guards see you as an enemy, even though you're trying to save them.
I patiently await your version
Sure, sure, hold up: Takes place in the beginning of the game, dragonborn is still a very low level. Lydia and her people fight your first dragon. They of course are losing, and being disintegrated by dragon fire. Lydia shouts for the dragonborn to aid her. Dragonborn, feeling tough and brave, charges towards the dragon shooting arrows. The arrows just bounce off the dragon's hide and fall to the ground. Then Dragonborn brings out a skyforge steel battle axe, and charges against the dragon with that. As he's yelling his battle cry, the dragon just eats him, swallows him whole. From inside the dragon's belly, Dragonborne shouts Fus-Roh-Dah. the dragon jiggles violently, but then just ends up burping. So it drinks some Pepto-Bismol. THE END. I guess after the credits you could show the dragonborn sitting next to Lord Farquad's (from Shrek) remains, for some humor. See? Just shat out a better ending than HISHE. Took minimal effort. l believe I just won.
wow. People get so butthurt over a little criticism. It's such a shame certain individuals just can't admit when someone else is right. Oh well, we all learn at our own rates...
Love how Aela has a Team Jacob shirt on XD
suddenly youtube decides to recommend this to me after 10 years
It's funny because the beginning is exactly why some of the Greybeards refuse to talk. XD
Fake! Skyrim never ends! (930 hours played) On a more serious note: Awesome video! Really like the art style.
This is for the main story line,not ALL the quests.
Stimalus D'oh! T'was the joke part :)
I remember watching this years ago and having no idea what it was now I’m just omg this is the best video ever
I tried to ally with Alduin, but then i took an arrow in the knee
:0 wait skyrim ends??!!?!!?
Kameron Hartman if you play through the main questline
That's heresy!
BLASPHEMY!
Solo1031 Skyrim never ends for true heros. Too many fun quests or ridiculous, all entertaining. You could put 1000 hours into skyrim questing non stop and you would still have quests to do or places to discover.
Shush child don't listen to what they say
"I used to be like him, until I took an-" "SHUT UP" THANK YOU.
Ugg, Jeeze!
I took manny in the knee and I steel adventure guards are wimps
This makes me want to play skyrim again, cant wait for tesvi
I lost it at 0:50: You want the stick boy? Go get the stick!
I use to be a arrow like u till I took a knee to the face
+Kyle Kopsho LOL
+Kyle Kopsho lol
A knee to the adventurer*
I bet if we got a choice to befriend alduin a lot of us would do it like me
Vilkas and Farkas playing fetch is the best thing I've seen today. And I got to go pet baby cows today!
Do more of these
I half wish this is actually how it had ended seeing in how my character was evil and all...
I'm working on a frost Mage ,Necromancer, Summoner and a Priest. To heal the tanks I'll use XD
***** Get the Mercenaries mod and youll have unlimited followers...but they cost you money and they can die from fall damage and traps (Found it in workshop)
AlluBallu I'm not allowed to download mods
***** Why? :(
AlluBallu Well My dad's computer has skyrim pc I dont have enough ram on this computer
This is by far the best of your alternative endings!
I love how it should have ended. I never thought that they would make a Skyrim video👍
2:30 “I USE TO BE LIKE YOU ADVENTURER, THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE” I LOVE WHEN THEY SAY THAT
I have a mod that shoots them with lightning and kills them every time they say that. I also have one that turns them into a sweetroll when they say another line.
If I had that shout cooldown....... Jeeeez XD I would overload myself and then fast-travel like a dovah
I dont even know how to open the "cheaty thing" XD
Jarno Taimela I play on PC, better graphics than PS3 + mods for everything you could wish for. Vanilla just cant keep up with those beautiful weapons and armor in Steam Workshop / Nexus.
Can I tell you a secret? *FOS RO DAH* (and lol team jacob)
the ` opens console
Ansixi Also in german version?
OMG I actually nearly wet myself laughing at Vilkas and Farkas: "Go get the stick boy!"
I CANNOT believe I’ve never seen this considering in huge Skyrim and hishe
Skyrim does not just, simply end..
how skyrim should of ended is by seeing all the gods or at least Talos showing you the way or something or giving you something awesome or teaching you a shout to defeat alduin, they hyped him up so much in books in the war that the only people that you do see are 3 random people you've never heard of ...damn it i wish it was gods guiding you giving you awesome stuff rather then pretty obvious choose being evil and working for deadric princes :c The stuff they gave you was worth it but i still wish you had a chose between being Evil and Good and that good can still give you awesome shit
Gods guiding you would suck so much, if the gods are guiding you were is the suspense?, especially Talos, if you have Talos aka the most powerful being in the Aurbis guiding you then simply put the protagonist doesn't need to feel the everlasting fear of losing, getting his soul eaten and failing the whole universe. I prefer the story where the protagonist says "fuck the gods I'm going to bitch smack this kalpa eating apocalyptic bitch without them!" also the Daedra are not evil and the Aedra are not good. That's like calling a bear evil for trying to maul you, it's their nature nothing more, same with Alduin,
The gods don't even have physical forms. They gave that and much of their power up to make the world of Nirn, or so the lore tells it. The Daedra are basically all the beings that didn't choose to help create Nirn in the beginning-- they are much more active and present, because they spent nothing during the creation.
Not all the Daedric Princes are evil, what about Merida (Depises Necromancers) and Sheogorath (In Skyrim, since he references being the Hero of Kvatch), and for Daedra, take in Dravos, the only one of the Daedra who loves fun more than Sanguine and Sheogorath combined.
CHIM Shady Not ALL of them, but most are. If im not mistaken Deadra were originally born from the clashing of light and darkness, now both of those have names that i forgot but nvm. Those that were born from both the blood of good and evil have the ability to do good things, but those that are born from just the blood of evil are only capable of destruction. Hence why Merida, Azura, and even Sheogorath if im not mistaken are not considered wholly evil. Im still debating over Calvicus Vile....
Banned Angel No, none of them are evil, hell good and evil doesn't even exist it's just an idea made by humans, someone whom you may think is "evil" will always have a reason for doing something, you might not agree with them, no-one else might, but to them there's nothing wrong with it. Same with the Daedra, they are not evil they just follow their sphere, unless Mehrunes Dagon is the daedric prince of Evil then yes he is evil but he is not, he is the Daedric Prince of destruction. evil doesn't fall into his sphere at all. It's because it simply doesn't exist at all, and hell if you're going to say the daedra ARE evil then put Azura in the wholly evil section because last time I checked the destruction of Morrowind was all her butthurt fault.
They should do a part 2
The 'I ❤ Gandalf' shirt...! XD
jajajaja genial, el mas epico que e visto ¿aran otro de Skyrim? ¿donde esta ulfric stormcloak?
i get it, "nord". as in nord mead. or the person
He was drinking wine..
says you
zu'u hind hi steg nau ogiir tuk
Michael Davila oh no, you can use thuum.org to translate. Im so impressed! /sarcasm
unlike you, i actually try
Yes! (That guard at the end tho X3)
Video: five greybeards. People: *WAIT THATS ILLEGAL*
Esbern says every dragon's name is a shout. Al du in!
It's funny because the Companions are werewolves.
Thanks for that spoiler.
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Yep my brother used 2 play the elder scrolls edition
October 28... Prepare to have all the memes remastered in glorious HD!
The dragonborn only shouts when he says the words of power
Shout is activated when spoken in dragon tongue. Speaking normally doesn't activate shouts. Thats why dragons are just chanting some weird words when they use breathe or magic attacks.