The Senile Scribbles: Skyrim Parody (THE COLLECTION)

2020 ж. 11 Шіл.
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This is the complete collection of all Senile Scribbles: Skyrim animated content. This includes, all bonus episodes, bloopers and multiple brand new loading screens. *Full Easter Egg List Below*
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PROGRAMS USED:
✔After Effects - Animation
✔Photoshop - Artwork
Music:
"Death of Kings" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
➤➤➤Full Dungeon Map: i.imgur.com/iwyPDS2.jpg
EASTER EGG Hints & Timestamps:
⚪Egg 1: (Fire and Blood) 0:35 What could be a more appropriate sigil for the Dragonborn than the Targaryen symbol located on his chest.
⚪Egg 2: (Old Suit) 1:54 The "old" suit of steel plate armor from the very first and original Skyrim Parody walks by the screen.
⚪Egg 3: (Translation) 5:00 (Might have to HD) There's an inscription on the Dragonborn's Steel Helm. It would seem DB has very little respect for Skyrim authority.
⚪Egg 4: (What Goes Up) 5:43 Must come down. Notice a random character falling from the sky after suffering a giant's wroth.
⚪Egg 5: (Odd Combination) 7:06 In the first scene the infamous Pac-Man has interjected himself as one of the combination door inscriptions.
⚪Egg 6: (Snake In The Grass) 8:35 Literally, there is a snake in the grass. Look closely and quickly over the Dragonborn's right shoulder to catch the snake slithering from one bush to another.
⚪Egg 7: (Out of Gas) 13:39 The alchemy table in the background stops smoking temporarily.
⚪Egg 8: (On Your Six) 14:40 You can spot the Dragonborn lurking behind the wealthy elf for the duration of this scene. Can you spot each item DB pickpockets off of the Elf?
⚪Egg 9: (Bad Bat) 15:37 Right as the bad Bandit Captain crouches down to hide he reveals the crest on his chest that boasts the Batman symbol.
⚪Egg 10: (Fountain of Water) 17:52 Don't blink or you'll miss the water fountain (among other things) )on the dungeon map, conveniently placed so that the Dragonborn will not become parched.
⚪Egg 11: (Stabbed in the Back_ground) 18:42 Peep the Dagger of Humiliation from episode 2 stabbed into the table in the background.
⚪Egg 12: (Nice Rack) 22:16 The weapon rack behind the Dragonborn holds some of the most prized weapons from the Game of Thrones parody series.
⚪Egg 13: (Sonic Boom) 24:08 Pause the video as the far end of the Elder Scroll is revealed to see the Sonic The Hedgehog's head adorning the side of the Scroll. (HD recommended)
⚪Egg 14: (X Marks the Man) 24:28 Wouldn't it be interesting if the Dragonborn was an X-man? IDK maybe not, but I put the X-man symbol on his arm band nonetheless.
⚪Egg 15: (A Bad Sign) 26:33 The Black Door at Dawnstar Sanctuary seems to get a little irate with the dragon born and flips him off.
⚪Egg 16: (Big Boned) 27:22 The bones of the slain giant from the previous episode can be seen decorating the landscape in the background.
⚪Egg 17: (Love Rocks) 29:37 Notice the hand on the assassin's stomach change to a different gesture?! It's not the "rock", it's actually sign language for "I Love You".
⚪Egg 18: (Dawnguard Sanctuary) 31:34 Spotting a Dark Brotherhood Assassin is never a good thing, or maybe they're just keeping tabs on their newest initiate. The head of an assassin can be spotted peering over the wood post fence in the background.
⚪Egg 19: (Let There Be Light) 34:05 The candles behind the Dragonborn spontaneously combust into flame after the Dragonborn transforms into his true form.
⚪Egg 20: (Bird Watching) 35:53 Catch the elusive Solstheim Sea Gull as he rests on a post near the harbor in the background.
⚪Egg 21: (Spiderzilla) 39:34 Eyes on the nearest mountain range to catch a freakishly large spider come out of the forest for a little sunbathing just before vanishing behind the dragon's wing.
⚪Egg 22: (There Goes my Ride) 40:37 Spot the dragon flying in the distance near the mountain peaks.
THANKS FOR WATCHING :)

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  • Only OG will remember the daedric sword scene when the sword used to moan and then bark

    @opsul.x7241@opsul.x72413 жыл бұрын
    • “Oh YeAh! Oh YeAh!” *Woof*

      @atf5813@atf58133 жыл бұрын
    • Never forget

      @JuanCarlos-sq4vf@JuanCarlos-sq4vf3 жыл бұрын
    • Never can forget

      @Madgerger1205@Madgerger12053 жыл бұрын
    • It was perfect the way it was. Absolute perfection.

      @LividGemGaming@LividGemGaming3 жыл бұрын
    • It was amazing

      @avrilpeck@avrilpeck3 жыл бұрын
  • Took me SO LONG to realize the guards think the Dragonborn is asking them if they’re against HAPPY marriages.

    @kaprory@kaprory3 жыл бұрын
    • Everyone gets it in their own time

      @seanzoz@seanzoz3 жыл бұрын
    • It's okay, I've been a fan of this series for years and just realized today. Same with the hammers and gamer lol- the subtle wit is incredible!

      @celessilverfrond8944@celessilverfrond89443 жыл бұрын
    • @@celessilverfrond8944 same! I remember watching them as they came out. Sometimes it just takes watching them again 🤣

      @kaprory@kaprory3 жыл бұрын
    • I didnt even realize this until I read this comment

      @HekataDoll@HekataDoll3 жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @Mageb4beauty@Mageb4beauty3 жыл бұрын
  • Fun fact: when you clear out a bandit hive, you will find 5x the gold in the barrels and stuff than the bounty on the bandits.

    @crazysnake1096@crazysnake109610 ай бұрын
    • The More You Know! Lol thanks for this information. It helps.

      @damiendingus-xp6ki@damiendingus-xp6ki7 ай бұрын
    • Also true for giant camps. One of the easier ways to get money early game is to make a beeline for the chests without drawing aggro from the giants.

      @klade5031@klade50316 ай бұрын
    • Also the bandits themselves have cash that adds up at the end

      @spookyboivilla5386@spookyboivilla53866 ай бұрын
    • ​@@klade5031goldenhills plantation. Farm wheat. 18k by lvl10.

      @bubsterr741@bubsterr7416 ай бұрын
    • Which isn’t saying much, funnily enough!

      @ladyalicent705@ladyalicent7055 ай бұрын
  • “Wake up honey. It’s time to rewatch the entire senile scribbles Skyrim parody”

    @Flutter_Aeina@Flutter_Aeina5 ай бұрын
    • For the 34th time 😅😂

      @Official-Akaza-Dono@Official-Akaza-Dono3 ай бұрын
    • Watching this while chilling after work lol

      @Bomboy792@Bomboy7922 ай бұрын
    • Same here lol

      @Imperial_Crow@Imperial_CrowАй бұрын
    • No matter what else I get into, Skyrim always calls me back through this series, it always happens

      @Asa_ig@Asa_igАй бұрын
    • can someone explain term senile scribbles

      @kinidiosodlosios6892@kinidiosodlosios6892Ай бұрын
  • 16:55 Courier: I’ve got something I’m supposed to deliver Dragonborn: Dude, how do you find me in the middle of nowhere? Courier: What, you think you’re the only one who gets quest markers?

    @BigHoffa@BigHoffa3 жыл бұрын
    • Officially cannon

      @colewilder7353@colewilder73533 жыл бұрын
    • And fast travel abilities, apparently

      @christopheredwards9904@christopheredwards99043 жыл бұрын
    • Wow

      @triple_59@triple_593 жыл бұрын
    • I’m trying to find a console PS4 mod to kill them,but I guess ps4 sucks

      @SnootDoot@SnootDoot3 жыл бұрын
    • @@SnootDoot i feel you

      @jovannesic7989@jovannesic79893 жыл бұрын
  • “You’re not talking your way out of this loading screen” -Skyrim guard

    @darkesthourstudios@darkesthourstudios2 жыл бұрын
    • I wish that was an actual phrase from the game

      @dr.bright6272@dr.bright62722 жыл бұрын
    • Wait a minute, Dr. Bright what are you doing outside of the foundation?

      @darkesthourstudios@darkesthourstudios2 жыл бұрын
    • You're god damned right you won't talk your way out!

      @Naxthural@Naxthural2 жыл бұрын
    • @@darkesthourstudios should i be more worried Dr. Bright is outside the foundation... or that he never responded... Should i run to my personal bunker stockpiled with goods?

      @CrystalFoxBlade@CrystalFoxBlade2 жыл бұрын
    • @@CrystalFoxBlade *I’m not sure Myself*

      @darkesthourstudios@darkesthourstudios2 жыл бұрын
  • 26:58 the idea that the magical dark brotherhood door is just a couple of dudes on the otherside pranking you is hilarious😂

    @Joel_Mullins06@Joel_Mullins069 ай бұрын
    • I like it when he's trying to apologize telling him , " look if I would've known, you would have done half thone things" 😂

      @sgtbrown4273@sgtbrown42734 ай бұрын
    • Did you notice the hand on the door flips him off at 26:33?

      @Worldtwentyfive@Worldtwentyfive3 ай бұрын
    • @@WorldtwentyfiveI did! 😂 I love Elder Scrolls tbh, I hope they do release another soon. Though it’s unlikely.

      @Official-Akaza-Dono@Official-Akaza-Dono3 ай бұрын
    • I love to think this is after the dragonborn become the leader so they are basically pranking their boss lmao

      @yoga5631@yoga56313 ай бұрын
    • One of my favorite bits in the whole thing lmao

      @Bomboy792@Bomboy7922 ай бұрын
  • 5:04 is still my favorite bit from this series. "Oh Skyrim is burning and our greatest hope is off picking flowers."

    @richardlandgraf1953@richardlandgraf19536 ай бұрын
    • AND STEALING THEM AT THAT!

      @kendrajade6688@kendrajade66885 ай бұрын
    • AND chasing butterflies

      @mindbonker@mindbonker3 ай бұрын
    • mine is "Nah you gotta go the long way"

      @Astra737@Astra7372 ай бұрын
  • Tradition to rewatch this every time I randomly start playing Skyrim again

    @kenanb2666@kenanb2666 Жыл бұрын
    • Ironically... Rewatching this has made me wanna reinstall and set up some mods lol

      @Theinen84@Theinen84 Жыл бұрын
    • I rewatch this then start playing again, I clicked, so now I have to play again.

      @sumrandomseal694@sumrandomseal694 Жыл бұрын
    • @@sumrandomseal694 i feel that

      @sankton4296@sankton4296 Жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @franklinmckean8438@franklinmckean8438 Жыл бұрын
    • I've watched this 7 times this week , nonstop playing skyrim 🤣

      @jaymeek4124@jaymeek4124 Жыл бұрын
  • *Unrealistic, Skyrim doesn't have short loading screens.*

    @joelyt1682@joelyt16823 жыл бұрын
    • PSVR loading screens are short

      @drivingstudios6151@drivingstudios61513 жыл бұрын
    • slower if your playing from the disk

      @freewheelburning8834@freewheelburning88343 жыл бұрын
    • They patched that on the Switch I think..

      @StarkSpider24@StarkSpider243 жыл бұрын
    • Realistic for me. If anything, mine take less time

      @shift7808@shift78083 жыл бұрын
    • in fact i cant even read the tips on mine because i dont have hobbies and bought a pc for way too much money

      @luisnyric2459@luisnyric24593 жыл бұрын
  • The segment with the Dovahkiin trying to put the candle back on the table is absolute Golden! 😂😂

    @cerebralmaze@cerebralmaze7 ай бұрын
    • It's 2011, Thanksgiving weekend, I'm in the middle of a 4- day binge. I spent over an hour trying to put shit back on the fucking table 😂 I finally did the same thing as the clip and didn't look back. 😅 🤣🤣

      @Im.Yer.Huckleberry@Im.Yer.Huckleberry6 ай бұрын
    • @@Im.Yer.Huckleberry Sometimes I just end up putting the item in a dresser or even sell it. 😂 But so e items like plates and buckets, for some reason I HAVE to put those back. 😁

      @cerebralmaze@cerebralmaze6 ай бұрын
    • Load last Auto Save and take the hit to your immersion.

      @LordBloodraven@LordBloodraven5 ай бұрын
    • It’s cardinal rule for Skyrim players, that whenever a piece of food, furniture or weapon falls off its normal position then it may as well have alway been there cus you know dam well you can’t put it back without loading a save that it far too old 😂

      @benedictduggan7232@benedictduggan72325 ай бұрын
  • "what, your mum never levelled up your speechcraft?" always gets me. There are so many classic lines here

    @kieramoore6501@kieramoore65017 ай бұрын
    • Pleeeasaaase just let J'Zargo dieeee

      @makeshiftusec992@makeshiftusec9922 ай бұрын
  • Serana: is this mens armor? Dragonborn: Oh yea sorry i couldnt get your exact measurements from the friendzone Me: Wheezing

    @MCJAproductions@MCJAproductions3 жыл бұрын
    • Yea that shit was funny

      @themaskfiend2403@themaskfiend24033 жыл бұрын
    • That is Divine tier comedy

      @tornadophantom4027@tornadophantom40273 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao

      @TheHornedKing_27@TheHornedKing_273 жыл бұрын
    • Also me: Koffing 😂😂😂😂

      @realzachfluke1@realzachfluke13 жыл бұрын
    • Even sheogorath is laughing from this

      @firerosenight6937@firerosenight69373 жыл бұрын
  • Skeletons are terrible in skyrim because of nutrient deficiency; "Milk-Drinker" is an insult in Nord culture, so Nord Skeletons are more fragile because of lack of calcium.

    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606@justsomejerseydevilwithint46063 жыл бұрын
    • And we finally have found the most unneeded yet strangly informative thing to know about skyrim

      @woodycooper301@woodycooper3013 жыл бұрын
    • they literally eat wheels of cheese the size of heads in a single sitting though so i think they got calcium under control

      @wdhtpdominic@wdhtpdominic3 жыл бұрын
    • Wouldn’t even be surprised if Bethesda thinks that excuse

      @dylanbell268@dylanbell2683 жыл бұрын
    • I actually found a jug of milk for sale in Whiterun. It was being sold by the girl Yosolda is always talking to.

      @dr.bright6272@dr.bright62723 жыл бұрын
    • No, you can find plenty of dairy products throughout Skyrim, not least of which cheese. Milk-drinker is simply meant to suggest someone is a baby. It's not an actual hatred of dairy, and Nords definitely don't have calcium deficiency. I have seen this theory way too many times.

      @fraundakelmbrilpondaprost90@fraundakelmbrilpondaprost903 жыл бұрын
  • Still the best series to date, rewatched this like eight times and still noticing new shit

    @lil_nut420@lil_nut42011 ай бұрын
    • That'd be your brain recalibrating some information in your memory.

      @damiendingus-xp6ki@damiendingus-xp6ki7 ай бұрын
    • Yeah, I just noticed the “Gamer” bit

      @annamesser6880@annamesser68806 ай бұрын
    • @@annamesser6880 💀

      @lil_nut420@lil_nut4206 ай бұрын
    • He liked this how ? Thought he stopped this account or died

      @kingligma@kingligma3 ай бұрын
    • the same exact words could be said about the game this parody is of

      @topiheimola69@topiheimola692 ай бұрын
  • "Hey Jzargo just gave you the map, he didnt build the fucking place" I wish the companions gave me snark like that lol

    @darc22005@darc22005 Жыл бұрын
  • "Those guys used to be the shit back in the day" Flashbacks to constantly getting staggered by champion skeletons.

    @reanterhog5701@reanterhog57013 жыл бұрын
    • Don't forget when the higher leveled skeletons summoned their own skeleton minions

      @flowerbud5139@flowerbud51393 жыл бұрын
    • Those were the days...

      @Garry503@Garry5033 жыл бұрын
    • I red this at the time of the clip

      @kirtrich2414@kirtrich24143 жыл бұрын
    • @@kirtrich2414 timing 100

      @theleanbusinessman5431@theleanbusinessman54313 жыл бұрын
    • @@kirtrich2414 You Red it?

      @EiriktheNordAndersen-ju4gl@EiriktheNordAndersen-ju4gl3 жыл бұрын
  • Rest in peace, moaning sword. You will be missed.

    @elevatormusic4000@elevatormusic40003 жыл бұрын
    • Agreed the first time i heard the original i cracked me up R.I.P

      @LilBobathan@LilBobathan3 жыл бұрын
    • @Lord Quin they had to, the first video got taken down because it was unsuitable for audiences. they had to remove some stuff

      @ryn7782@ryn77823 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂

      @gravytrainn@gravytrainn3 жыл бұрын
    • @@gravytrainn How are the sales for the Falmor Blood Elixir going?

      @sarcasticshinigami5224@sarcasticshinigami52243 жыл бұрын
    • For real

      @memepers@memepers3 жыл бұрын
  • I think the sentence “Although to be fair even though they’re rare you might want to prepare for the Werebears there.” Has to be my favorite sentence ever 😂

    @mosessierra9076@mosessierra90767 ай бұрын
    • “What they travel in packs”

      @TAC0CAT420@TAC0CAT4202 ай бұрын
  • 20:26 Anyone else remember when the enchanted sword swings were moans?

    @neutralnet7718@neutralnet77186 ай бұрын
    • Yeah i do. Did he reupload this? Cause i remember i first watched this when i was much younger before 2020, thought this was way older.

      @tarheelpro87@tarheelpro875 ай бұрын
    • ​@@tarheelpro87the last vid was taken down because of the moans

      @yonatanbehar3322@yonatanbehar33225 ай бұрын
    • Pepperidge Farm remembers.

      @c0mplex564@c0mplex5645 ай бұрын
    • @@yonatanbehar3322 figured since everything else is as i remember it

      @tarheelpro87@tarheelpro875 ай бұрын
    • That wasn't the video it was just your mom doing her job next door

      @lotaryguy12@lotaryguy125 ай бұрын
  • Dragonborn: Racial equality? Stormcloak: *Define equality*

    @kingdonut8272@kingdonut82723 жыл бұрын
    • no cats or lizards

      @mr.potato2223@mr.potato22233 жыл бұрын
    • Or elves

      @mr.potato2223@mr.potato22233 жыл бұрын
    • Goddamn dark elves

      @mig9941@mig99413 жыл бұрын
    • High elves***

      @Bernerdherbald@Bernerdherbald3 жыл бұрын
    • Stormcloak's definition of equality is "Underpay young and old non-nords despite their hard work outside the city in the harsh cold" ...Yeah I don't see how they are a good choice unless the player is a nord themselves. They want to fight the Thalmors because they treat every other races as inferior... Sure, that would be the main argument to join the Stormcloaks.... But that's pratically what Nords do (if not worse) with those that aren't nords. As an Argonian player, would I rather get Thalmor boots over my face, or Nord boots over my face? One would just look down on me as inferior... the other will do that too AND forbid you of basic rights because you're born of the wrong race.

      @BlazeStar00@BlazeStar003 жыл бұрын
  • “‘Men only want one thing and it is fucking disgusting” Dead Nazeen

    @joshuapoe3867@joshuapoe38673 жыл бұрын
    • Kill nazeem speedrun 4:28 seconds world record. Any%

      @kekero540@kekero5403 жыл бұрын
    • I got news for you. I went in Whiterun and found him, then he teleported in the sky, fell down, and died. Idk what happened.

      @ocefloww@ocefloww3 жыл бұрын
    • @@ocefloww He went to the cloud district

      @advertisingadrian@advertisingadrian3 жыл бұрын
    • In fact not disgusting

      @xx_xboxusername_xx3914@xx_xboxusername_xx39143 жыл бұрын
    • @@advertisingadrian I'm wheezing like a cancer patient.

      @nerdking731@nerdking7313 жыл бұрын
  • i love how he became more confident over time

    @wept2_@wept2_8 ай бұрын
    • Realistic

      @damiendingus-xp6ki@damiendingus-xp6ki7 ай бұрын
  • Even after all this time my favorite skit is mirakk slowly going into an existential crisis while flailing his “sword” around.

    @bobboy8543@bobboy85438 ай бұрын
    • It can’t be… _(flop, flop)_ Oh, no…

      @ianjames1754@ianjames17544 ай бұрын
    • Its what he deserves for stealing dragon souls from me for the last 5 years

      @JesusChristTheQueerProfit@JesusChristTheQueerProfit2 ай бұрын
  • IDC what Bethesda says. THIS is the canon dragonborn.

    @salerac6496@salerac64963 жыл бұрын
    • Yes

      @abdosir9724@abdosir97243 жыл бұрын
    • Yes

      @goldmyth6778@goldmyth67783 жыл бұрын
    • yes

      @kickbutt-julez@kickbutt-julez3 жыл бұрын
    • Yes

      @jgregory1609@jgregory16093 жыл бұрын
    • yes

      @sharunraj@sharunraj3 жыл бұрын
  • I love how you only changed the sword sounds and a few swears and KZhead is like “yeah that seems about right”

    @Schrapulo@Schrapulo3 жыл бұрын
    • Pretty much

      @seanzoz@seanzoz3 жыл бұрын
    • Amazing how lame algo is huh

      @vexile12@vexile123 жыл бұрын
    • @@seanzoz does J’Zargo have COVID-19?

      @Scorpion-fo6tc@Scorpion-fo6tc3 жыл бұрын
    • I hate how they changed the sword sounds it was funnier before

      @jehtstream2017@jehtstream20173 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah. All this "sensitivity" is lame.

      @Codman333@Codman3333 жыл бұрын
  • I'll always find it funny that some random whiterun guard is out adventuring in an ancient nord ruin

    @dogbackwards7658@dogbackwards76586 ай бұрын
  • I've watched this probably 20 times over the years and I just finally got the gamer joke. Totally didn't even think about how Elder Scrolls calls elves Mer.

    @Tarpman707@Tarpman7079 ай бұрын
    • All elves in all divisions are Mer. The Lord of The Rings, World of Warcraft, The Elder Scrolls, all of it.

      @damiendingus-xp6ki@damiendingus-xp6ki7 ай бұрын
    • Uhh.... Ohhh!! Now I get it too. Lol.

      @LogicAndCompassion@LogicAndCompassion7 ай бұрын
    • oh....OHHHHH

      @Alastor-Dragon@Alastor-Dragon6 ай бұрын
    • Well, in Warcraft they’re all Dorei, but close enough

      @laisthechip4999@laisthechip49996 ай бұрын
    • And now you’re the reason I got the joke. 😂

      @Formoka@Formoka5 ай бұрын
  • When the world needed him the most, he returned

    @BlessedDog@BlessedDog3 жыл бұрын
    • The next guy we need to return is filthy Frank / Pink Guy

      @kobiimac5131@kobiimac51313 жыл бұрын
    • @@kobiimac5131 idk never watched his videos

      @BlessedDog@BlessedDog3 жыл бұрын
    • they're hilarious if you like weird humor watch 100 accurate life hacks or if you like the same weird messed up humor watch the weeaboo video

      @kobiimac5131@kobiimac51313 жыл бұрын
    • It has been years but he has really returned

      @ThatPellGuy@ThatPellGuy3 жыл бұрын
    • I love coming back to this channel every once and awhile

      @lincolnvance2350@lincolnvance23503 жыл бұрын
  • "Can't get any worse than this..." "..." "dO yOu gO tO tHe cLoUd DiStRiCt vErY oFtEn"

    @saltations_@saltations_3 жыл бұрын
    • cyclone “Eh WhAt Am I sAyInG, oF cOuRsE yOu DoN’T”

      @Ilovewomenandmen@Ilovewomenandmen3 жыл бұрын
    • *OH MY FU**ING GOD*

      @thecookiemaster41@thecookiemaster413 жыл бұрын
    • I would've used Mr. Cloud District instantly

      @dr.bright6272@dr.bright62723 жыл бұрын
    • @@dr.bright6272 I would've saved him to torture others.

      @TtheDM1005@TtheDM10053 жыл бұрын
    • AAAAHHHH MY EARS

      @PupperTiggle@PupperTiggle3 жыл бұрын
  • I wish there was a mod to put these voicelines in the game.

    @shaungorham1129@shaungorham1129 Жыл бұрын
    • Genius

      @damiendingus-xp6ki@damiendingus-xp6ki7 ай бұрын
    • There's a new mod which adds voices over the dragonborn line, they're awesome

      @fergusmccallum7751@fergusmccallum77516 ай бұрын
    • ⁠@@fergusmccallum7751 Please share the mod name with the rest of the class

      @TAC0CAT420@TAC0CAT4202 ай бұрын
  • The Dragonborn: Can kill Miraak and save Nirn 100x over and can end it too Also the Dragonborn: Can’t place a candle on the table without it falling over

    @Official-Akaza-Dono@Official-Akaza-Dono3 ай бұрын
    • The dragonborn is too strong, they can't control their power 😔

      @FlaccidPancake@FlaccidPancake3 ай бұрын
    • @@FlaccidPancakeFr 🥲

      @Official-Akaza-Dono@Official-Akaza-Dono3 ай бұрын
  • "J'zargo is not your test kitty" Now that's what I call hipocrisy

    @starkillersneed@starkillersneed3 жыл бұрын
    • HA

      @centurion756@centurion7563 жыл бұрын
    • What about hypokitty?

      @athenarubio96@athenarubio963 жыл бұрын
    • @@athenarubio96 gtfo

      @thorodinson292@thorodinson2923 жыл бұрын
    • The hipo be crisy

      @bitofasillygoober@bitofasillygoober3 жыл бұрын
    • J'zargo is your test kitty

      @justawhiteguywitharocketla590@justawhiteguywitharocketla5903 жыл бұрын
  • The most philosophical genius is the "giving beggars coin gives you 'gift of charity'. Essentially you buy it making it neither gift nor charity" line. I died.

    @IRussian007@IRussian0072 жыл бұрын
    • so your a ghost? Me too! :)

      @jamestheaverageman6959@jamestheaverageman69592 жыл бұрын
    • yes that is an amazingly astute observation. I had always disliked getting the buff but never understood why, until now :)

      @AerisShenlin@AerisShenlin2 жыл бұрын
    • I suppose it was more of a thing when they made the game as if you played it when the game first came out you wouldn’t know that you gained the gift of charity it would simply be a nice little bonus for doing the good thing if that makes sense

      @stonedstardestroyer8361@stonedstardestroyer83612 жыл бұрын
    • @@jamestheaverageman6959 Ye, it's hard to find a matrix-style computer booth to contact the other side, took me 4 months.

      @IRussian007@IRussian0072 жыл бұрын
    • @@stonedstardestroyer8361 That....is actually a good point. Truly charitable people wouldn't look in stats if they got a benefit of some kind but just move on.

      @IRussian007@IRussian0072 жыл бұрын
  • The most unrealistic thing in this video is the short loading screens lol 😂 Edit- How did this become an argument over what platform is better?

    @Jacket-Miami1989@Jacket-Miami1989 Жыл бұрын
    • Me experiencing 15 minute loading screens on ps3

      @dreadmonkey6811@dreadmonkey6811 Жыл бұрын
    • @@dreadmonkey6811 oh man feels bad atleast it's not as long as GTA loading screens

      @Jacket-Miami1989@Jacket-Miami1989 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Jacket-Miami1989 one thing I never experienced with skyrim that I always ran into on gta 5. Infinite loading screens lol

      @dreadmonkey6811@dreadmonkey6811 Жыл бұрын
    • @@dreadmonkey6811 lol that's GTA for ya

      @Jacket-Miami1989@Jacket-Miami1989 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Jacket-Miami1989 well tbh, it only happened on the 360..when i got the Xbox one..I didn't run into any infinite loading screens..until I got eso

      @dreadmonkey6811@dreadmonkey6811 Жыл бұрын
  • 7:41 for anyone who wondered this, the symbols are on the claw, not to keep people out... but to keep the draugr in.

    @OrkishEngineering@OrkishEngineering Жыл бұрын
    • So please ignore the dozens of draugr that you run into before even reaching the door.

      @crazycookie4645@crazycookie46457 ай бұрын
    • @@crazycookie4645 maybe they were turned into draugr after the doors were closed? Anyways, this is all Bethesda's reasoning.

      @OrkishEngineering@OrkishEngineering7 ай бұрын
    • That still doesn't make sense because someone could just open the door and let the Draugr out anyway.

      @shakefan1484@shakefan14847 ай бұрын
    • @shakefan1484 again, I found this information in a Bethesda article. ( I don't remember what it was... sorry.) Yeah there's a lot of holes in this, but it's better than nothing I guess. Edit: I remember some book in the game describing them as caretakers for the Nordic ruins they inhabit. Maybe some did get let out, and yet they stay at the entrance guarding it? I don't remember the books name. Unfortunately, the likely awnser is that good game design conflicts with naritive sometimes.

      @OrkishEngineering@OrkishEngineering7 ай бұрын
    • @@shakefan1484 the draugr outside are supposed to be guards, the nords who died during the rebellion against the dragon cult. The druagr inside are loyalists who are imprisoned.

      @Ecthelion842@Ecthelion8425 ай бұрын
  • Okay soul trapping the ebony warrior is fine but putting him next to nazeem, that's just cruel

    @jmoxie@jmoxie3 жыл бұрын
    • @Zackery Mathias should have dropped the wooden sword in the soul carin

      @jmoxie@jmoxie3 жыл бұрын
    • And dragonborn is racist, because ebony warrior is Redguard!

      @SpartakTH@SpartakTH3 жыл бұрын
    • @@SpartakTH how

      @ibnmuhammad886@ibnmuhammad8863 жыл бұрын
    • ... I enchant a dagger with nazeem soul and dump it in apocrypha ocean

      @vexile1239@vexile12393 ай бұрын
    • @@ibnmuhammad886”red guard please” think about it

      @calobrien5109@calobrien5109Ай бұрын
  • Every time Todd re-released Skyrim, I think the senile scribbles are re-recommended to me. And I’m never disappointed.

    @tybosch6040@tybosch60402 жыл бұрын
    • At this point, I use it as a modding guide.

      @MyRedHulk@MyRedHulk2 жыл бұрын
    • I'm playing the switch version now. I own this game on four other systems. Lol

      @SeanoftheDead549@SeanoftheDead5492 жыл бұрын
    • I miss the original upload before KZhead took it down, but just to show support I rewatch this every month or so.

      @kensprivateinvestigation2128@kensprivateinvestigation21282 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@SeanoftheDead549 That means you are a part of the problem..

      @ImSiddis@ImSiddis2 жыл бұрын
    • @@ImSiddis I wouldn’t call it a problem. All it does is allow more people to play Skyrim

      @PugnaciousProductions@PugnaciousProductions2 жыл бұрын
  • 20:47 I still come back to this masterpiece every year, and still point out that youtube forcibly changed the sword sound from moaning to cat sounds and chicken sound. It's still hilarious though.

    @Snuset@Snuset3 ай бұрын
    • I legit remember the original vividly

      @Otterdisappointment@Otterdisappointment2 ай бұрын
  • Love rewatching the alchemy guy: "Sho, you wanna learn about alchemy do you?" Got the biggest laugh out of my mum when she asked how I make dinner: "OK, just take every ingredient you have at your disposal and then just start... *cue arm movements* mixing them all together!"

    @AJsMillions@AJsMillions5 ай бұрын
  • This is a masterpiece. The only thing he forgot was how we inevitably all end up becoming stealth archers.

    @azerealm6616@azerealm66163 жыл бұрын
    • Inevitable is the right word

      @seanzoz@seanzoz3 жыл бұрын
    • The dark brotherhood led me down that path

      @namegoeshere8564@namegoeshere85643 жыл бұрын
    • Glad i'm not the only one who starts a new game thinking:“ This Time i'll do Two-Handers!“...for like an Hour...

      @deralex3051@deralex30513 жыл бұрын
    • I want to deny this. I really do. But alas, I cannot

      @_confused_jaxx_@_confused_jaxx_3 жыл бұрын
    • I usually become a battle mage so i can heal myself while i whack enemies

      @kayozkayotic5444@kayozkayotic54443 жыл бұрын
  • "You're not talking your way out of THIS loading screen!" That line will never get old.

    @bandicootsauce4569@bandicootsauce45692 жыл бұрын
    • What if TESVI was just Skyrim with no loading screens? I'd probably still buy it.

      @brandonquist8394@brandonquist8394 Жыл бұрын
    • None of this gets old. I've been rewatching this for a week straight

      @YOUR_NARRATOR975@YOUR_NARRATOR975 Жыл бұрын
    • @@brandonquist8394 don’t give Bethesda any ideas

      @macalla6898@macalla6898 Жыл бұрын
    • TRUEEE

      @missfortunemain9064@missfortunemain9064 Жыл бұрын
    • Lmao the only thing I try to avoid is the loading screen 😂

      @4heavenly@4heavenly Жыл бұрын
  • Imagine an Elden Ring parody by this man.

    @alui3619@alui361911 ай бұрын
    • Elder Ring will never compare to the vast homeliness and comfortable customs The Elder Scrolls offers and exhibits.

      @damiendingus-xp6ki@damiendingus-xp6ki7 ай бұрын
    • @@fudgepacker2858 probably because unlike skyrim elden ring is not focused on much npc interaction. Skyrim has 100 times better npcs but skyrim also has zero fighting mechanics while elden ring does because its focused on fighting

      @isaacA38@isaacA386 ай бұрын
    • ​@@fudgepacker2858i only care about an old dragon and laura bailey cuz theyre the only well written npcs in skyrim. Oh and my mod companions kinda. I care more about a girl made of rot, a girl stealing my essance to raise a dead fish god, a pot and a coward braggart in elden ring.

      @Kris-wo4pj@Kris-wo4pj5 ай бұрын
    • ​@@damiendingus-xp6ki...as someone that views ER as a failed game by From soft, because they reverted the core gameplay to clunky old Dark Souls, but added their innovations only as gimmicks, thus pissing on years of advance, all to literally make Dark Souls, which they said they wouldn't... It's a stretch to say that Skyrim has anything on any FromSoft game... Yes, everyone here has 1k hours in Skyrim, we all did everything everywhere, all at once. But it is a shamelessly putrid mess of shallow design, coding and gameplay. Its saving features are the way those are put together and its awe inspiring music, theme and visuals. Not graphics, mind you, but visuals. There is no combat. There is barely any magic, hell you need mods to add the more interesting stuff. There is no story, no character. The best frigging companion you have is from a god damned mod. Just Google Inigo. Or Recorder. The crafting system is bad, broken, bullshit, boring, borderline psychotic for production and barely held together by spit. And after all that, yes I am still gonna play Skyrim after I lose the feeling of hatred that the shittiness of the game instills in you.

      @TheKueiJin@TheKueiJin5 ай бұрын
  • This video never gets old

    @raymarshall6721@raymarshall6721 Жыл бұрын
  • The Dragonborn, Leader of all the guilds in skyrim, guild master of the thieves guild, has recovered the crown of barenziah single handedly, has his own settlement in dawnstar where he has his own group of assassins, thane of all cities, master of all skills in the game, has more gold than anyone else in the entire country, has saved Skyrim from the most powerful dragon on earth, saved solsthiem from another dragonborn, stopped the leader of the most powerful vampire clan from literally blocking out the sun, has the finest armor quality known to man, where even the most skilled blacksmiths would be in awe of how fine quality it is, either gorgeous ebony, intimidating daedric, or badass dragon bone. Quite simply the greatest warrior the world has ever seen. “Let me guess someone stole your sweetroll.”

    @LTD538@LTD5383 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, I downloaded a mod to become high king and each time they insult me I use kill the traitor

      @maxime2445@maxime24453 жыл бұрын
    • Someone has too much time on their hands(._.)

      @BamBlam@BamBlam3 жыл бұрын
    • Has also killed about 70 dragons

      @hunter-ql5uj@hunter-ql5uj3 жыл бұрын
    • No you're slightly off. Miraak wanted to take over Solstheim then move on to the entire world. So you save the world at least three times, one for the main story, and two for the Dawnguard and Dragonborn DLCs

      @beanface7408@beanface74083 жыл бұрын
    • @@maxime2445 bro i been doing the same thing 🤣🤣🤣 so satisfying

      @taifoh5681@taifoh56813 жыл бұрын
  • Serana: "Oh thanks for the armor I- is this Men's Armor?" Dovahkiin: "Oh yeah well, I couldn't get your exact measurements from all the way over here in the Friend Zone."

    @loganboehnlein2738@loganboehnlein2738 Жыл бұрын
    • Girl gonna need a potion of extreme healing for that sick burn 😎

      @molcatz9634@molcatz9634 Жыл бұрын
    • @@molcatz9634 ultimate*

      @BelethorsGeneralGoodsStore@BelethorsGeneralGoodsStore Жыл бұрын
    • Also by the way, We don't know if vampires have reflections or not in Skyrim. But since they have shadows, I'm going to say that they do have reflections.

      @GabrielMicheal77710@GabrielMicheal7771011 ай бұрын
    • Is it possible to marry Serana without mods? I made a whole vampire character that I ended up deleting because she wouldn't let me marry her 😂

      @EinDeutscherPatriot620@EinDeutscherPatriot6208 ай бұрын
    • Ikr. Can't even marry Serana in-game. Biggest bad bug ever.

      @damiendingus-xp6ki@damiendingus-xp6ki7 ай бұрын
  • Only the real ones will remember the original audio lol

    @XxZombie_GamerxX@XxZombie_GamerxX4 ай бұрын
    • The creator made a bunch of changes and I understand why. But the original version was so much funnier.

      @SleepyBastard@SleepyBastard4 ай бұрын
    • ​@@SleepyBastard is it still available online?

      @irondan3575@irondan35753 ай бұрын
    • @@irondan3575 not as far as I know

      @SleepyBastard@SleepyBastard3 ай бұрын
    • ​@@SleepyBastard Most noticeable with the enchanted sword. And there are more clips in this than before. I've watched the compilation over and over but today I saw a few of the sketches for the first time in my life.

      @patrickpausch982@patrickpausch9823 ай бұрын
    • ​@@patrickpausch982oh, i just Made a comment about the sword 😅

      @LubosMudrak@LubosMudrak3 ай бұрын
  • Omg, after YEARS of watching and rewatching this series, I FINALLY get the joke about the Spriggan getting hit by an arrow! For years I thought maybe a follower shot her offscreen, but I just now realised that when she knocked the Dragonborn over, she inadvertently made him fire his arrow into the air, so it came back down and killed her! Literally only just realised this!

    @ladyalicent705@ladyalicent7055 ай бұрын
    • It puts a whole new meaning to "you need to back up"

      @ajduong@ajduong4 ай бұрын
    • Are you serious

      @savannhcowboy9715@savannhcowboy97153 ай бұрын
    • It's a triangle of death 😂

      @mcbdllc2848@mcbdllc284812 күн бұрын
  • Imagine if he put "quicksaving..." at the top everytime there was a scene the dragonvorn got mad at an npc

    @trevor6223@trevor62232 жыл бұрын
    • You genis

      @G59forlife.@G59forlife.2 жыл бұрын
    • @Drew Harris but he kind of does

      @painful_fish3083@painful_fish30832 жыл бұрын
    • The quick saving message. How npcs know the are f*cked

      @meateater1002@meateater10022 жыл бұрын
    • When NPC's See the Quicksaving Message in the top: *Internal Screaming*

      @pyrrol9389@pyrrol93892 жыл бұрын
    • I slayed every village now i hate myself:( but it was worth it.

      @wharf19@wharf192 жыл бұрын
  • I love how the overencumbered movement speed is the base walking speed, but we all feel like it's so slow because we're used to jogging and running

    @gabadaba5436@gabadaba5436 Жыл бұрын
    • *running until our character is about to collapse both lungs, then jogging for 6 seconds and repeating the process

      @LTD538@LTD538 Жыл бұрын
    • Base walking speed in Fallout New Vegas is so bad

      @NukelearFallout@NukelearFallout Жыл бұрын
    • PLAYER.SETAV SPEEDMULT 250

      @gustavakerman2566@gustavakerman2566 Жыл бұрын
    • Fallout. You have as much stamina as my shampoo

      @humanperson9443@humanperson9443 Жыл бұрын
    • @@humanperson9443 Truu

      @NukelearFallout@NukelearFallout Жыл бұрын
  • Just realised how the Dragonborn must look to npcs, like he just appears, and runs around for a while going in and out of a random tavern, and then spends about ten minutes forging 600 golden rings and then starts talking to everyone like a drunk Breton, and then just fucking vanishes

    @DutchVanDerWilly@DutchVanDerWilly3 ай бұрын
  • “I swear to god I’m gonna steal you fucking soul” never fails to get me everytime I watch this

    @prismknight353@prismknight353 Жыл бұрын
  • Dragonborne: “You know you can walk in the sun right?” Harkon: “Yeah it’s fucking annoying.” I feel that.

    @Animehomie6293@Animehomie62932 жыл бұрын
    • Lol trying to use these mainstream crap. It's felt*

      @khabibmcgregor3592@khabibmcgregor35922 жыл бұрын
    • “Your vampire blood boils in the sunlight”

      @mileschow5961@mileschow59612 жыл бұрын
    • @@mileschow5961 doesn't damage you like it used to in Oblivion though.

      @LilMcMoffett@LilMcMoffett2 жыл бұрын
    • @@LilMcMoffett oh yeah Oblivion sucks for vampires for sure

      @rockowlgamer631@rockowlgamer631 Жыл бұрын
    • @@khabibmcgregor3592 “Shut up, bitch.” -The Rock

      @dakotablair1205@dakotablair1205 Жыл бұрын
  • Noooooooo not the moaning sword, youtube you cruel, cruel bastards.

    @theGreatjohn8271@theGreatjohn82713 жыл бұрын
    • Dude we must revolt! You and me let’s take those evil bastards down!

      @YuudaiGH@YuudaiGH3 жыл бұрын
    • Let’s charge, you crazy mother****ers! Let’s burn their buildings to the ground! Destroy their servers.

      @Stormfire1777@Stormfire17773 жыл бұрын
    • Can’t even say curse words without shit getting deleted

      @Stormfire1777@Stormfire17773 жыл бұрын
    • Viva la revolución!!!

      @YuudaiGH@YuudaiGH3 жыл бұрын
    • Folks, if it's any consolation, episode 6 still has the original sounds. ...for now.

      @Vulpine407@Vulpine4073 жыл бұрын
  • I respect the Dragonborn's persistence with Serana. A man of cultured taste.

    @StarboyXL9@StarboyXL9 Жыл бұрын
  • I love the gag at 4:52 where he pulls out another dagger of humiliation which accordingly doesnt exist, love this series

    @Aliencatgnarpy@Aliencatgnarpy5 ай бұрын
  • The Dark Brotherhood trolling the dragonborn with the black door will never get old...

    @caljohnston8625@caljohnston8625 Жыл бұрын
    • I can't take the dark brotherhood seriously thanks to this video lol

      @technowings1233@technowings1233 Жыл бұрын
    • Thats always been my favorite clip. Where they are laughing and telling him to put it in the mail slot 😂

      @baecotte@baecotte Жыл бұрын
    • Agreed 🤣🖐️

      @khonojeya01@khonojeya01 Жыл бұрын
    • I wish 2 prankster assassins were officially in the game now thanks to this vid

      @12caratjules@12caratjules Жыл бұрын
    • "Come on bring it, pound me in the mail slot"

      @demon2051@demon2051 Жыл бұрын
  • "A professional Gay-Mer." I just got that joke.

    @jwruwghuy11@jwruwghuy113 жыл бұрын
    • I love how his tunic turns pink!!

      @disturbedpyro4511@disturbedpyro45113 жыл бұрын
    • @@disturbedpyro4511 if you look at the scene well, you can see the dragonborn sneaking up behind him and taking his stuff, little by little, that's why his robes "turn pink." if you see him without an amulet, you missed your chance to see the Dovahkiin.

      @christopheredwards9904@christopheredwards99043 жыл бұрын
    • I got the Ham-mer joke just now

      @killzorful@killzorful3 жыл бұрын
    • Daniel Tapner wait, did you just explain that joke to someone who got the joke?

      @hiddio@hiddio3 жыл бұрын
    • *OOOOOHHHH*

      @thecookiemaster41@thecookiemaster413 жыл бұрын
  • I'm only six minutes into this, and it's awesome. I came here because I searched for "Skyrim series" since I've watched all the episodes available of the Joe Joeman series by Mylque. Next episode comes out Saturday, or at least they are usually Saturdays. Joe Joeman is the hero we all need.

    @Trephining@Trephining Жыл бұрын
    • Cops skyrim is another good series

      @alphalightning00frost67@alphalightning00frost67 Жыл бұрын
    • Joe Joeman for 2023

      @SuperWaleed7@SuperWaleed711 ай бұрын
  • He says it's a parody. We say it's a masterpiece.

    @YOUR_NARRATOR975@YOUR_NARRATOR97511 ай бұрын
  • The Dragonborn is capable of slaughtering dragons, giants, draugs, vampires, werewolves and any other being that breathe. He's capable of learning ancient words that existed longer than most of the living being in Skyrim itself. And he can even tame a dragon and terrorize the skies and bring death from above... But decorating your house is far beyond anything you can ever achieve.

    @glitchmaker010@glitchmaker0102 жыл бұрын
    • Easily do-able by mods

      @Willzb-xk4ew@Willzb-xk4ew2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Willzb-xk4ew tell me now what mods are you talking abou

      @user-cl9ww9it8v@user-cl9ww9it8v2 жыл бұрын
    • @@user-cl9ww9it8v mods that place items such as weapon racks, display cases etc

      @Willzb-xk4ew@Willzb-xk4ew2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Willzb-xk4ew I mean what's they're called?

      @user-cl9ww9it8v@user-cl9ww9it8v2 жыл бұрын
    • @@user-cl9ww9it8v im gonna have to search for them cause i uninstalled then reinstalled skyrim

      @Willzb-xk4ew@Willzb-xk4ew2 жыл бұрын
  • “What say you in your defense, SHUT UP I heard about you and your honeyed words”

    @CauseIGotAMeathammer@CauseIGotAMeathammer3 жыл бұрын
    • "You're not talking away out of this loading screen"

      @lostsouls1919@lostsouls19193 жыл бұрын
    • Feminism at its best.

      @ther_ternum6712@ther_ternum67123 жыл бұрын
    • The US divorce court system @ men

      @saltedpeppers6825@saltedpeppers68253 жыл бұрын
  • The exchange with the Ebony Warrior is hilarious and accurate 🤣

    @Blessom@Blessom10 ай бұрын
  • It’s tradition to return to good old Skyrim videos like these and Lord Scatsbury to remind me of better times as a young man wandering through wilderness of Tamriel

    @itsdat_nword@itsdat_nword11 ай бұрын
  • I love it how the character keeps leveling up as shown in the loading screens. Even his armor changes accordingly. Details like this really adds something to this series.

    @Leto85@Leto853 жыл бұрын
    • The level 1000 legend 🙌

      @andrewavakian@andrewavakian3 жыл бұрын
    • Why did he start the dawnguard dlc at like level 70 I started at level 13

      @tdoyr2119@tdoyr21193 жыл бұрын
    • Big Brain Shigechi most people usually start it after, or right before they kill Alduin, for instance, I killed him at level 45, started dawnguard at 43

      @Ilovewomenandmen@Ilovewomenandmen3 жыл бұрын
    • @@tdoyr2119 I think he did that because the first parts of this series may came out before the DLCs were released. If that isn't the case, then I think I might have opted this to follow a believable order in which the Dragonborn would do his quests, and then immediately breaks that when the Dawnguard found out he hasn't even killed Alduin yet.

      @Leto85@Leto853 жыл бұрын
    • I started dawnguard so early because vampire lord powers would be helpful in the main quest line

      @tdoyr2119@tdoyr21193 жыл бұрын
  • "There's alchemy here." "You mean chemistry?" "It's so much more than that" Best pickup line evwr

    @staeslait2343@staeslait23433 жыл бұрын
    • First comment?

      @goldenlynelslayer4096@goldenlynelslayer40963 жыл бұрын
    • Reply*

      @goldenlynelslayer4096@goldenlynelslayer40963 жыл бұрын
  • 35:58 sums up exactly how I feel about Dragon Bone Armor and Stalhrim lol. Makes me laugh every time.

    @PeteyVon@PeteyVon Жыл бұрын
  • The hiccup and depression shouts. God imagine those in game. Enemy goes to attack, and suddenly stutters. Enemy suddenly sheathes their weapon, and begs for death.

    @brandonhelcher3691@brandonhelcher36917 ай бұрын
  • "Basically we give them a torch and a map to the nearest imperial camp" lol, I fucking died

    @RussianFederation.gov.@RussianFederation.gov.2 жыл бұрын
    • They are immortal lol

      @DubiousHutubious@DubiousHutubious2 жыл бұрын
    • So did the imperials at the camp..

      @tausiftaha12@tausiftaha122 жыл бұрын
    • me too. 😁

      @JH-zs3bs@JH-zs3bs2 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @mememan6873@mememan68732 жыл бұрын
    • Only the imperial officer survives the children

      @eggflaireon7918@eggflaireon79182 жыл бұрын
  • "a brothel temple?" "you mean a bremple?" still knocks me on my ass every time, that delivery lmao

    @DomyTheMad420@DomyTheMad4202 жыл бұрын
    • You could also just call it a temple of dibella

      @runtergerutscht4401@runtergerutscht44012 жыл бұрын
    • @@runtergerutscht4401 I was just about to say that

      @dr.bright6272@dr.bright62722 жыл бұрын
    • @@dr.bright6272 me too

      @beatemeyer1242@beatemeyer12422 жыл бұрын
    • time stamp?

      @-shmeckle-@-shmeckle- Жыл бұрын
    • @@-shmeckle- 44:50

      @qwerty-cr8yj@qwerty-cr8yj Жыл бұрын
  • My favorite thing about the "Yol" part is that if you listen closely they actually do say "Yol Toor Shul". The "shul" is what bleeds into being the roar.

    @thehuckleberry8349@thehuckleberry83496 ай бұрын
  • 37:11 “Then you know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna masquerade around this fucking wasteland dressed as one of your cultists and tell people all kinds of shit, like how much you love painting your toenails and brushing other men’s hair.” “You still there?” “…I’m here.” He sounds so defeated.

    @sevenheavens-gj9qq@sevenheavens-gj9qq10 ай бұрын
  • I like how J'zargo can read his AIDS letter when he's blind

    @james_da_gr8338@james_da_gr83383 жыл бұрын
    • Nah, Dovahkiin fixed it with the side effect of having to use his depression shout

      @christopheredwards9904@christopheredwards99043 жыл бұрын
    • I think it's his test for Testemper because he's a cat.

      @Baldmaxx@Baldmaxx3 жыл бұрын
    • Dont shouts wear off?

      @KyleNunn213@KyleNunn2133 жыл бұрын
    • @@astolfofansunny4047 *The more you know* ⭐

      @david50x84@david50x843 жыл бұрын
    • @James_da_gr8 If you look not very hard at all you can see J’zargo’s pupils come back. Shouts do wear off.

      @guts60@guts603 жыл бұрын
  • Unrealistic he’s not playing a stealth archer

    @CornPiss@CornPiss3 жыл бұрын
    • Did you just assume his battle class?

      @NiroLesi@NiroLesi3 жыл бұрын
    • I usually go ALL OF THEM.

      @danelkatz7524@danelkatz75243 жыл бұрын
    • I've never in all my years of playing skirim have ever been a stealth archer.

      @brando31799@brando317993 жыл бұрын
    • @@brando31799 pretty fun though tbh

      @user-ds3kv1bh6z@user-ds3kv1bh6z3 жыл бұрын
    • @@brando31799 I've never in all my years of playing skyrim, accidently or purposefully, NOT become a stealth archer.

      @procerusgigas@procerusgigas3 жыл бұрын
  • having children on the frontlines is actual a great strategy for winning wars considering their completely immortal and seemingly feel little to no pain

    @theauditor3224@theauditor32243 ай бұрын
  • J,zargo is the best companion, he is funny asf in these episodes 😂😂

    @joshwoodard1692@joshwoodard1692 Жыл бұрын
  • "Welp, this is my life now. Trapped in this soul gem until someone shatters me to enchant a pair of underwear..." "Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying...Of course you don't." Me: "Oh god..." The comedy for this series was top notch.

    @ghostsuru8429@ghostsuru8429 Жыл бұрын
    • New here, explanation pleass?

      @JoJo-bs1in@JoJo-bs1in Жыл бұрын
    • @@JoJo-bs1in it's the most annoying NPC you'll ever find in the whole game. You'll be minding your business going to a blacksmith or whatever and the second you pass him, he hits you with the "Do you get to the cloud district very often? Makes me wanna shout spam him constantly.

      @jordansmith2042@jordansmith2042 Жыл бұрын
    • @@jordansmith2042 most annoying npc, with the exception of those damn children

      @lavish263team5@lavish263team5 Жыл бұрын
    • Best part is that after being used to enchant a pair of underwear Nazeem and the Ebony Warrior get to enjoy an eternity in the Soul Cairn.

      @sekijokes451@sekijokes451 Жыл бұрын
    • That was damn funny! I snorted coffee over that!

      @davidwoods7408@davidwoods7408 Жыл бұрын
  • "We have alchemy here You..you mean chemistry It's so much more than that." This is the best Skyrim pickup line

    @Rachelauren@Rachelauren3 жыл бұрын
    • Yup I gonna ty that I'll tell you how it goes

      @carlwebber4094@carlwebber40943 жыл бұрын
    • I don't get it context please

      @Icantfindthefork@Icantfindthefork3 жыл бұрын
    • Icantfindthefork Alchemy is a skill in the game, but as a pickup line it gets the other person to say “we have chemistry” and there’s the option to one-up that a step further. I think. I may have also missed the joke myself.

      @alecLogan@alecLogan3 жыл бұрын
    • I was kind of dtf when he said that myself.

      @heathlowrey3499@heathlowrey34993 жыл бұрын
  • I watch this whole series every so often. Im amazed it doesn't have more views (6m). Even a non Skyrim player or just a casual would find this a jewel.

    @LordSoul4471@LordSoul4471 Жыл бұрын
  • 42:13 You have NO IDEA how accurate that is. I have, like, a legendary dwarven shortsword that does 294781548 damage just sitting in a dresser somewhere in my lakeside mansion

    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Жыл бұрын
  • Is it just me or does the Stormcloak and imperial recruiters sound like a couple that needs marriage counselling

    @A_Crimson_Dawn@A_Crimson_Dawn2 жыл бұрын
    • Wait you're on to something kinda makes sense too look at the way the hesitate to answer the gay marriage question.

      @curtismcpsycho8212@curtismcpsycho82122 жыл бұрын
    • Thats the joke... And gay means happy.

      @harrisonmartin733@harrisonmartin7332 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah they meant it like why would you not have a happy marriage.

      @mememan6873@mememan68732 жыл бұрын
    • @@mememan6873 they don't wanna get executed lol

      @curtismcpsycho8212@curtismcpsycho82122 жыл бұрын
    • Nope, we all agree. They need the counselling.

      @bonniefazman9065@bonniefazman90652 жыл бұрын
  • Pin this comment or I will disenchant all of your armor and put water breathing on it.

    @antongregory7089@antongregory70892 жыл бұрын
    • you heard the man.

      @zander7848@zander78482 жыл бұрын
    • Goddamn. That’s a hostage situation if I’ve ever seen one. Just threaten to burn his down. It would hurt less 😂

      @nordicfalcon@nordicfalcon2 жыл бұрын
    • Okay there was definitely a different pinned comment.

      @ChadKakashi@ChadKakashi2 жыл бұрын
    • jeez man

      @kekw6029@kekw60292 жыл бұрын
    • You wouldn’t dare

      @tararitter6163@tararitter61632 жыл бұрын
  • as much as i still love rewatching this every year or 2 its just not the same because most of my favorite parts were parts that got cut out 😭

    @Venkullix@Venkullix3 ай бұрын
    • what parts got cut out? im just finding this again after ages lol

      @Devilsubliminals@Devilsubliminals3 ай бұрын
  • This is how I get hyped up for Skyrim every time.

    @toomanygrenades@toomanygrenades16 күн бұрын
  • "There's gotta be a better way to learn this than becoming a fucking cannibal" something tells me Namira didn't get a new follower this playthrough

    @Chattypuppytv@Chattypuppytv2 жыл бұрын
    • No, no they didn't get a new follower.

      @bonniefazman9065@bonniefazman90652 жыл бұрын
    • Nice ! Qlso means brother what at the Markarth underkeep got to keep livin lol

      @akiamini4006@akiamini40062 жыл бұрын
    • hell, one of the cheats i like to use is solely to enable me to enchant a ring with namira's effect and the hiricine curse. whether i'm getting my furry on or not, i want to be able to use bandits as snack packs

      @leeman27534@leeman275342 жыл бұрын
  • Only true fans will remember the enchanted sword sounds were originally "oh yah oh yah bark/growl"

    @thepartyingghost2162@thepartyingghost21623 жыл бұрын
    • HELLO

      @DANNY1TDM@DANNY1TDM3 жыл бұрын
    • Yup

      @WLF_Six@WLF_Six3 жыл бұрын
    • Yea yt to sensitive now

      @themaskfiend2403@themaskfiend24033 жыл бұрын
    • Oh myyyyy...yeah, miss that particular line.

      @harryrobertson5593@harryrobertson55933 жыл бұрын
    • my best guess is that youtube forced him to change it or he'd get demonetized but what's weird is that if you watch it again episodically (by watching the episodes and not the collection) it still has the sword moaning

      @omnical6135@omnical61353 жыл бұрын
  • Not me being tempted to rotate the pictures on the waiting menus lmao

    @maggotmoles@maggotmoles Жыл бұрын
  • Me before playing Skyrim: Heheh, pretty funny. Me after playing Skyrim: This is the most hilarious shit I have ever seen. Me during my second play through: Why is this so true?

    @AK-Drakoin@AK-Drakoin3 жыл бұрын
    • Yep, same, I relate to a lot of it, I've just never gotten daedric gear

      @chainlinksart6524@chainlinksart65243 жыл бұрын
    • I don't know what number playthrough I'm even on anymore

      @ciel9928@ciel99283 жыл бұрын
    • @Jimmy Jackson I dunno man maybe I like doing everything I can do in a game before starting over or I feel more committed to my first characters that I make ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      @AK-Drakoin@AK-Drakoin3 жыл бұрын
    • Ive got enough characters from my playtrhoughs to overpopulate oblivion itself 😂

      @boerepompie8244@boerepompie82443 жыл бұрын
    • @Boere Pompie. What happens when there is no more room in Oblivion? Do daedra live among us?

      @zombiedemon1762@zombiedemon17623 жыл бұрын
  • Who's still wandering the lands of skyrim to this day?

    @daltonrogers5529@daltonrogers55292 жыл бұрын
    • Let me guess, somebody stole your sweetroll

      @asrieldreemurr007@asrieldreemurr0072 жыл бұрын
    • Bethesdabbn puts so many secrets in the game dude

      @maridial4868@maridial48682 жыл бұрын
    • I'm only 10 years late to the party...

      @Adam870621345@Adam8706213452 жыл бұрын
    • I only recently got a disc for Skyrim: The Elder Scrolls V, and it's really fun to play. So many things to do, it's just weeks of roaming a land completing quests, always improving and improving, and resting easy knowing I can always make a new character and do a li'l something different when the campaign ends. It's 2021, and I gladly play skyrim.

      @stupidityincarnate9863@stupidityincarnate98632 жыл бұрын
    • @Christopher Kilcoyne yeah all my characters have always been stealth and now im finally doing a legionnaire class

      @itzwilza7189@itzwilza71892 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you for making all of this. I have watched/listened to this all the way through countless times while modding Skyrim. I have the warmest memories of your content.

    @geeknproud321@geeknproud3219 ай бұрын
  • 22:52 That's actually a really good point. Numinex HAS to have been a frost dragon cause otherwise Dragonsreach would've just burnt down.

    @Tumbleflop@TumbleflopАй бұрын
  • 22:24 I spent twenty minutes trying to put a Dwemer cup on my nighstand in Breezehome once to simulate the water bottle I keep near by bed. I FINALLY get it set up and then leave. I come home later, walk in my bedroom and for NO god damn reason it flies off the table and then Lydia yells at me for leaving trash everywhere!

    @josephmort4039@josephmort40392 жыл бұрын
    • It’s a familiar feeling

      @zl2240@zl22402 жыл бұрын
    • if you want to place something in your house you need to throw it on the ground and leave, then come back in (doesnt matter if you come back immediatly or later). once it has been loaded inside the house via loading screen, you can then move it to whatever placement you want and it will stay there. but it must be loaded as part of the house at least once.

      @ichbinjasokreativ2452@ichbinjasokreativ24522 жыл бұрын
    • I spent like 20 minutes trying to put a sweet roll on a plate and when i finally did my wife goes, "hey you dropped this, lucky for you i found it before someone else did" and put it back in my inventory. Long story short, i sacrificed her for ebony mail armour.

      @the-fog-is-here@the-fog-is-here2 жыл бұрын
    • @@ichbinjasokreativ2452 I'll have to try that out later. I just figured it was impossible.

      @danielf5264@danielf52642 жыл бұрын
    • @@the-fog-is-here I decapitated my wife. What I didn’t expect is that she literally tried to WALK IT OFF. If I tried to talk to her, the camera panned to the head on the floor.

      @heededshadow509@heededshadow5092 жыл бұрын
  • Well Fools, after 3 years of being live and roughly 16.3 million views :) our beloved "Senile Scribbles: Full Series" video has been struck down by YT... It has been deemed unsuitable for advertisers, effectively killing it where it stood, in both revenue and exposure... Being the beacon of hope and positivity that I am :D I've tried to use this opportunity to create an even more complete and comprehensive collection of the series than before, as well as fix a few of the issues in the video that I think caused the problem. This video removes the jester closing screens at the end of each episodes and replaces them with new loading screens. I've also included all of the bonus episodes and bloopers into the mix. I'm not sure if I will have to make even more adjustments to the video and upload it again, but lets hope that maybe with a few of these minor tweaks that YT lets this version stand.

    @seanzoz@seanzoz3 жыл бұрын
    • Finally it’s back

      @Someone-vz1uq@Someone-vz1uq3 жыл бұрын
    • Absolutely love this! The original kept me out of a dark place many times. Love the videos!

      @nathanbundy5651@nathanbundy56513 жыл бұрын
    • Your vids were ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!! Don’t give up!!! I always wished you’d do a bunch more! 👍😄

      @parabiology1014@parabiology10143 жыл бұрын
    • I was wondering what happened. Glad it's back 😁😁😁

      @gilliancotton-graves2759@gilliancotton-graves27593 жыл бұрын
    • Good luck!

      @solishifter687@solishifter6873 жыл бұрын
  • The dragon just wanting to leave is hilarious. Can’t remember how many times a dragon has just flown away after I get it down to half health

    @althausz1@althausz1 Жыл бұрын
  • I watched this countless times, every time I started a new game. And now the time has come for me to finally share my skyrim story. I am going to put on one of the best role playing skyrim experience there is and will upload it on youtube!

    @_-J.@_-J. Жыл бұрын
  • The claw puzzles were made intentionally easy because those doors aren’t to keep people out, they’re there to keep draugr in. The claws are basically a test to make sure you’r brain isn’t dust.

    @ionceateapinecone@ionceateapinecone2 жыл бұрын
    • 28:50

      @Alex-mq6qi@Alex-mq6qi2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Alex-mq6qi 😂

      @Erebos931@Erebos9312 жыл бұрын
    • Your* seems like your brain is dust

      @khabibmcgregor3592@khabibmcgregor35922 жыл бұрын
    • Even so, if the doors are built to keep draugr in and not people out, then why have a combination at all? Just make a key and be done with it. The ancient nords were so extra.

      @ravendyer8895@ravendyer88952 жыл бұрын
    • >The claw puzzles was to keep draugr in >Have to kill like 30 draugr before reaching the goddamn door. Either the Ancient Nords are so stupid that they built the dungeon in reverse or Bethesda just rather making up some shitty lore to hide the fact that they loves pandering their imaginary kindergarten fans than making the game more challenging.

      @_pizzaboy9631@_pizzaboy96312 жыл бұрын
  • For those who don't get the Gamer joke, mer is the word for elf. So he's saying he wants to be a professional Gay Elf. (Edit) For the Hammer edition, they're essentially calling them pig elves, which is also smart due to the fact that they are renouned for smithing. Ty Pyjama dan for the Hammer bit didn't catch it myself.

    @VVopal@VVopal3 жыл бұрын
    • And the hammer joke too, ham (pig) and mer (elf)

      @pyjamadan9848@pyjamadan98483 жыл бұрын
    • thank you, i was so confused and now feel like an idiot

      @aryangandhi2599@aryangandhi25993 жыл бұрын
    • That that was also kind of obvious but hey thank you for pointing that out to the people who didn’t get it no trying to be salty OK it’s just the way I talk

      @reeeew3739@reeeew37393 жыл бұрын
    • Time stamp?

      @tinman7618@tinman76183 жыл бұрын
    • I think I've needed to have that explained to me all sixteen times I've watched this.

      @SolusDarkcoat@SolusDarkcoat3 жыл бұрын
  • The hole dark brotherhood door is exactly how I thought it was like they joke around to much normally lmao

    @sassmate5536@sassmate55368 ай бұрын
  • I just realized the Dark Brotherhood door's hand changed to flipping him off for a second.

    @HikaruKun20@HikaruKun203 ай бұрын
  • "can you even lift a great sword?" "I don't know, haven't really tried, just helps me when I tinkle" I Lost it, that was HILARIOUS!

    @anjhindul@anjhindul2 жыл бұрын
    • Best line

      @kphvro1807@kphvro1807 Жыл бұрын
    • There was a bit more to that sentence, it was : “besides, only a fucking fool would were something like this shit”

      @Z1NC0X@Z1NC0X Жыл бұрын
    • @@Z1NC0X yeah i notice that was cut out, dont know why tho

      @emperorducks741@emperorducks741 Жыл бұрын
    • tinkle is like taking a piss, right?

      @hinkelstein1494@hinkelstein1494 Жыл бұрын
    • Must be heavy.

      @dude7813@dude7813 Жыл бұрын
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