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He has uploaded. Now you have to do Troy experience
Yey
Could you do rome total war?
You have been the only KZheadr that I've seen that has had a CoC sponsor in 3y how the fuck?
at least place the right music kzhead.info/sun/e9mve52Zm2eIqo0/bejne.html
Fun fact: The bloke who did the french geneal's voice also voiced Napoleon in Napoleon Total War and Charlemagne in the Attila expansion.
He also sounds like king Louen in ttw
@@skandermarsit9142 He did that character as well
Also fun fact the guy who did the Scottish general voices is Graham McTavish
@@041mikey dwaliiiiiin!
@@MrJabbothehut lord commander of the kings guard in hotd aswell
Ireland: "you've saved us from the English!" France: "I wouldn't say saved. More like under new management"
Ah a Megamind enjoyer, I didn't expect it. Noice 😌👌
the French conquer Ireland.
I feel like they would be better than the English
Well France was Catholic after the reformation while Englands poor treatment of the Irish truly began when they became violently anti-Catholic, especially after Cromwell. Id say France would be the kinder master.
We conquered you...I mean we liberated you
13:29 What I remember about the rise of France is... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the English War, the Legion was discreetly transferred back to Ireland. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the ship to Ireland, not when Order "Betray the Pawns" came down, and not when we marched into Dublin. Not a word.
Nice Battlefront II reference there buddy
@@MrShadowDE cheers! The footage and music from 13:29 are so similar to the Knightfall cutscenes it almost feels purposeful
OG Battlefront II will always have my heart
And then the Kingdom of France lasted a very long time and had no revolutions ever.
Honhonhoooooonnnn!!!
@@Pilps Hoooohoohoooon!
There is always a reason to do a revolution, rule n°1 of the French
To be fair... Edward of York, Oliver Cromwell, William of Orange and Charles Stuart did were very much into revolutions in Britain before it was en vogue in France ;)
No dynastic usurpations no revolutions and no collapses of republics.
He dominates every single total war game on hardest difficulty. There is nothing that can stop this man.
CANNONS GO BRRRRR
@@Pilps 😂
@@Pilps Needs to do the Attlia experience then Ill say he is King of Total War -_0
M2TW is one of the easiest TW tho.
@@Pilps I have reloaded the cannons sire
Artillery in MTW2 is perfect. You just point at a target and it just destroys it. Also love all of the large battles that you can get. If only the AI was slightly more competent 😢
Yeah love the old games compared to the newer ones!
best part about arty were all the sounds they made for them even wooden artillery you can hear the creaking of the wood as extreme forces exerted by the loading and firing process some of the best sound design in the tw franchise
My dad played the original Shogun TW and I play NTW
@@nukesomething5518 Never played M2TW but man I'll have to agree because man are those things powerful
Perfect * laugh so hard You never play mtw2 There 1 unit and 4 artilley cant even hit it
Seeing the French use cannons makes me want a Napoleon Total War Experience series
You can only wish CA announced Empire 2.
@@victuzhey, Napoleon isn’t a bad game. Yes, it’s in roughly the same period as empire, and is quite similar in gameplay, but by itself it isn’t a bad game in the slightest, and I would argue it is just different enough from empire to warrant its own game. I do wish it was as expansive as empire tho.
The English: Ready to Agincourt the French with their longbows. The French, who just realized the full potential of gunpowder: *S H A M E*
PATAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Or maybe the French realised that maybe they should just flank the bowmen with their superior horse Calvary, turns out people die when you get charged with a heavy armour on horse power.
*laughs in super Bureau bros*
Nothing but shame.
@@breakerdawn8429 Or ambush the bowmen before they ambush you like in Patay.
I like the beginning. England: "Look at me how cool I am, let us wage war!" France: "Not again..."
Haha 😂 thank you!
Not again ... I beat you every time and you're still asking for more XD
As a Frenchman, seeing London falling to French troops brings tears of joy to my froggy heart 🥲
HON HON HOOOOOOOON!!
Pareil mon ami
It was done already in 1066 by guillaume le conquérant
Didnt u guys already achieved it ?
Like seeing a dream
Legends say the last thing the beaten factions heard before leaving this mortal coil was... "Now go away or I will taunt you a second time!"
Followed by a "HON HON HOOOOOOOOONNNN"
3D motion tracking? You're really pulling out all the stops out dude! Nice work.
Haha thank you! This was with mixamo! Would highly recommend! Thank you 😎
Yo guiden love your bannerlord videos
England and France is truly the best rival to lovers story.
You could also argue the only reason British became a sea fearing powerhouse was because of the French.
Would love to see a Third Age Reforged version of these. The Isengard Experience, the Easterling Experience etc...
It would indeed be awesome, but you not what would be cooler ?… a divid and conquer run ! (even if mod is still being updated from time to time)
@@fitzwaren divide and conquer is as big, active and updated than ever !
@@mckee7789 i know, and which some update come big change, that’s why maybe doing a video on any faction might be too soon right now… why make a video if the gameplay change completely before you finish the série ?
The redone introduction as opposed to the same old introduction everyone has in M2TW just blew me away!
Thank you so much! It was really fun to do!
If a country pisses off the French, they receive the baguette special. (PS so happy my suggestion for the baguette made it into the video)
Baguette go bonk! Thank you for the suggestion on Patreon! It definitely was fun to do!
@@Pilps в 1812 году в России фрагцузский багет замёрз и здох
Baguette special: “I surrender!”
A true french cannot have such hard baguette, it's impossible. Yet, bread as pain, such a fitting translation.. I'm having a great internal debate as a french because this is really funny but man, the pain is hard, and i can't take it lmao
@@Commodor221 i'm french, what do you mean by saying, the baguette so hard ?
8:12 TF2 Medics when they are the last one standing in Arena mode.
And the opponent is Spy
Finally, a mod that adds back in Ireland! Was so bummed when Stainless Steel removed Ireland from their roster.
What mod is it?
This is a late reply but it is in description of the video, im on mobile so can't copy it
Another masterpiece, Pilps. Keep up the fantastic work!
Thank you kindly!
"My Lord, Im here to warn you of a great evil coming. That Evil is the Damn French!" -English Peasant, The Middle Ages
"God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon Bonaparte.
The book intro has to be the best thing I've seen in a while, beautiful introduction to the french experience. Wow
How to play as the French. Always start with your cavalry. The rest can sit there doing nothing.
This was one of your best videos yet, Pilps. Napoleon would be proud! (Especially for managing to do the NTW intro 800 years earlier)
-> Be France -> Kicks England's butt -> Goes on a crusade Yep, that sums up France's History perfectly
You know, people tend to forget, because of the whole "haha french surrender" meme, that for centuries, France was one of the strongest and most militarily successful countries in European history.
Thank the Brits and Americans for that.
@@amongdrip8073 Mostly the american tbh For all the french and british being frenemies, I don’t think the french surrender joke wad popularized by them, but by the US because of Bush and the whole freedom fries thing when France refused to invade Iraq
@@KalashVodka175 agreed. We've been frenemies, as you say, with the Briths for hundreds of years. If they had wanted to make us look like cowards they would have done that a long time ago. This is definitely an american media bashing as a punition for France refusing to help them in Iraq.
@@viviyep As a Brit I instantly enter 'serious mode' whenever I see / hear it. I think you're right that it's mostly an American thing.
@@pleaseignore3055 That is nice to hear. I myself have deep respect, along with some good old rivalry of course, regarding the Brits. Like a harsh but strong brothers relationship.
As a frenchman, this content makes my heart sing. May saint denis preserve you
That awkward moment when longbows appear more often in French armies than English ones (Scots Guard is a cool unit :D)
"You Heretic!"- Pilps, to his enemies
“Good, that’s one less loose end.” France to Wales and Ireland
Idk how you're making those 3D models but they add so much to the content haha
Thank you so much! I think so too! I plan on letting people know how in my 100k special video!
As a french, I must say that I love this video ! Glory to the holy BAGUETTE
Showed this video to my baguette , it turn to a sword.
9:58 That one really killed me because of the COD zombie scream. 😂
Your masterpiece, by far. As à french, i'm deeply moved.
Man. You never disappoint. You can tell your editing skills are much more refined since the beginning. How do you choose the right memes too? 😁 Brings back a lot of memories though like Hungary I admit I never played France before so wow 😁👍
This was your greatest video yet! The intro and blender animations were fantastic! Great work!
Might be one of may favorite ones yet! Really went all out for this one and it shows. Love the content!!
Appreciate it! Thank you so much
Theres so many good memes and references And the fact he uses voice lines from tf2 makes me so stupidly happy I love this channel
English with longbows: We'll blot out the Sun with our arrows Frenchmen with cannons: Quais, tres mignon
Yo incredible editing, you're doing awesome man! Keep this up, glad I stuck around
I love this channel so much, sometimes tho I’m like “why doesn’t pilps upload more?” And then I remember he plays an entire total war campaign and then has to edit
Fun fact: "asshole" was not an English word, until France came to exist
Fun fact : "Honourless" was not a French word, until England came to exist
Fun fact England wouldn't exist as it is today if not for France
Hey Pilps. I just got into Total War (mostly empire and napoleon) anyway this led me to watch alot of your video's, and then I started reading up on your twitter etc. bc I was interested in whos behind this & I just wanna say you are a really good person, that hacking thing is truly terrible man, im glad everything is back on track. I guess I started watching you around a month before it happened but thankfully didn't notice. You are a really sound and genuine person, I haven't subbed to someone's patreon but I am defiantly going to sub to yours. You deserve it. I hope the best for you, your daughter and family man, excited to see what comes next. Kilgore~
Thank you so much for the kind words man truly! Thank you!
Man, I would watch you do any of the really hard TW DLC campaigns. I've been watching your videos for months now and they just keep getting better. I will always enjoy seeing how you play these factions when I think of campaigns of my own as them, we have some really different styles, and I think that's really cool, but for some factions it's like as I watch the video I'm like, "Yes, now, he's going to do this, then this! Yes.... YESSS!!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!"
Pilps really did not pull any breaks in this video huh. All the new editing stuff was simply marvelous! Cant wait for the new videos which will def perfect this
Thank you so much! I can’t wait to improve more and more!
Another beautiful masterpiece. Finally, the French Empire re-emerge and follow the footsteps of Charlemagne and Napoleon Bonaparte
*Yes!* Have all of the Yes! Tis was amazing love everything about it. Especially the beginning. You've really come a long way. Looking forward to seeing more amazing content into the future. :)👍
ENFIN ! j'attendais tellement un épisode sur la France ! Merci Thanks you Et VIVE LA FRANCE !!!!
This video just made me notice that France used the same voice actor then Louen Leoncoeur.
France was great to fortify with castles! Its the quintessential faction in the game!
Frence was the very first campaign I played in MTW2 and MTW2 was the very first title I played from TW franchise. This video stirred up a lot of good memories about this game. Thank you. Now as much as i enjoy Warhammer Total War part of me is wishing for a historical Total War game set in medival European stage again.
I look forward to seeing these videos every time they’re release. Thanks for making my Monday 🙏🏻
The French were some superb horse breeders, that's for sure.
Watching the "Baguette Bois" smashing English longbows with cannons really makes my day :)) P/S: Warhammer and Medieval 2 content is nice and all, but I am still waiting for a Shogun 2 comeback video :))
That introduction post-ad-break was glorious. And the video was grand (and hilarious) as ever.
"Parry this baguette you filthy Casserole!"
Just want to say that whoever did the effects and animations for the French intro deserves more credit because that stuff was almost like it came from an actual professional game rather than some fan animation. If they ever do a Med 2 Remaster Feral should hire that guy.
I like how most of the armies you fought didn't even get the chance to retreat. They're just straight up gone 😂
Glory to Stephane Cornicard - aka every French person in gaming
So it is the Royarch himself - king Louen Leoncoeur?
@@MrChicken1138 The same!
Is there a reference to a french soldier yelling about hamsters from his castle or not is why I am going to watch this.
Yes, four minutes in and there it is :D
I've been waiting for this for a good time, amazing job as always
I think you're probably my favourite youtuber, i didn't even watched the video and i know it will be amazing ! Thank you for your great content Pilps !
Wow, thank you so much! Glad you enjoy the videos
@@Pilps Just finished the video, 10/10
After being bullied out of existence on so many episodes, France finally triumphs !
HONHONHOOOONNNN!!!
As it should righteously be
Hard to believe your production value went up, but it did indeed! Superb! Keep up the great work!
so nice to see and hear skits from you man. welcome back, la commandant!
As a German I must say the idea of a crusade to Frankfurt is just brilliant
Pilps has the best total war content in KZhead
Thank you so much!!
Great video, the intro was funny as hell and beautifully executed XD can't wait for the next one
Out of my years watching KZhead this gotta be one of the most fire edits I've seen, tres bien!
Playing France in any game is just 50% spy memes, 25% surrender memes & 25% trying to kill off the nobility
Wow a surrender joke so original
Most military wins of any recorded army belongs to the French. So proud of them 😢
As the great French King Phillip once said: "F1+F3 lol" I know its the wrong game but it encapsulates late game France perfectly.
Haha 😂 I get this reference! Bannerlord content some day?
@@Pilps I've been here since the Hojo Experience chief. I'd watch pretty much anything as long as it has your great camerawork or funny hijinks (à la Holdfast) in it. :)
@@Pilps Yes please
The quality of these videos is very good, and the memes that he puts out are perfect, I love your content, hopefully when you finish this total war you will make one with empire total war or rome 2 I mean it would be very cool
I have to say, it's been fun seeing your editing advance and get better and better.
Dude, you put so much work into your videos and youre so interactive with your audiance! This is seriously one of my favorite channels
I really enjoyed this one France was my first and main faction I played in medieval 2 and for the next faction Experience I vote for Hungary
Cada capítulo es mejor, es increíble. Gracias por traer este tipo de contenido.
Magnificent shtpost as always, hohoho baguette Btw Pilps, I wonder if you had plan to make "experiences" vids with Empire total war in the future
absolutely amazing work, you always make great videos but this one was on another level.
Wow I never thought he'd do the Napoleon: Total War experience
très bien, travail magnifique!
Based! Thank you man and thank you for being a Patron!
Amazing content as always, Pilps. The Animal Crossing voice on the English really Franced me up xD
the mr beans tracking intro is super amazing well done man !
Glad you think so! Thank you for the kind words
How did you get the Pope to excommunicate so much factions ? The Pope usually cut off factions one at a time. And they regain favor fast. Is it due to the mod or are you just constantly bribing him ? Also, I’m terrible at siege. For example, when I fight rebel settlements, I usually starve them until I they sally out so I can fight easily. When I attack the settlements, the casualty is way more than starvation. This get’s to the point where I only autoresolve with AI factions. Can you give me a guide on offensive siege ?
Mr Pilps has a family now… yet he still takes time to deliver us some high quality shit posts from Total War that we so hardly seek… Enjoy these moments lads, when the time comes and duty calls, his willpower will be required elsewhere as it should be… but his legacy will be still here for us. Let us show our most respect towards our Lord and his family. Hail to Mr Pilps and his family! Let there be decades of happiness and joy on their side, for people like him this world deserves not.
This is beautiful, thank you so much, you brought a tear to my eye 🥲
I havw a feeling the moors run is gonna be a favorite (Camel gunner run)
How much Artillery does Pilps need? Pilps: Yes
Thel 'Vadam: What is it? More Brutes?" Master Chief: Worse. *_French._*
HAhaha 🤣
As a Frenchman this brings me joy
I wait so fucking much, for a video, but when it drops, dayum, I enjoy the hell out of it, nice video my guy!
We helped you kill the english, we can be friends, right? Execute order "Baguette knows no mercy". Love the vid. The amount of new ideas and edting and such is incredible.
Haha 😂 and thank you! Glad you think so!
Everyone that help us kill the English is France's friend
France stats: Pros: Some of the best cav in the game Great infantry Great starting position Cons: French
Too bad i didn't watch this masterpiece earlier! Even the very first scene is so well made , congrats man
The old pike and shot half way through. Very nice.
I'm sad that this day has come, no one should have to suffer being French
Ha, you poor soul. Truly, you clearly don't know what you're talking about, because it's far worse to be English XD
Being French >>>
Damn :) I love your video I can't wait untile Teutonic and Poland Experience :D Zgadnij czemu :P
All factions are planned! Going to be fun!
That synced moment at 20:39 was so good.
Pilps: uses Arquebusiers Me: *YEEESSSSSSS FUNNY BOOM STICK*
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