My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami. If you like Boat ramp fails subscribe for more . Hats and Merch can be found at www.Luxuryribtenders.Com
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alfred is the man for always getting the cake shots
@dLikesDDsАй бұрын
Black Point Marina, we know Where all of the drunk boaters go There's crocs and there's ducks And 'bloop-bloop-bloop' trucks Thank God for the chit, it's a show!
@thedevilinthecircuit1414Ай бұрын
What in the crap was that dude doing whiskey throttle crazy
@joeharrison696Ай бұрын
I love the fact that you have total fun doing your videos.
@beverlywalker649410 күн бұрын
It's the smoke show😂
@Marco1970_Ай бұрын
Thank god it’s 5 o’clock
@TheFoodBoatАй бұрын
-You can bet there were NO mosquitos around that boat ramp that day....
@Flies2FLLАй бұрын
Another great video
@OtrsprinterАй бұрын
There's a Crab right here, and it's not even South Beach bro😂
@CMill78Ай бұрын
4:14 HELICOPTER BOAT! Is that an Elon invention? 🤣🤣🤣
@EatongeeАй бұрын
The dog at 12:51 is the real MVP
@ginjar1Ай бұрын
Keep the bikinis coming. Almost summer. Yay!
@MarkChamberlainSeattleАй бұрын
Nice to see things heating up.
@HiggsBJАй бұрын
I LOVE summer!
@EatongeeАй бұрын
Hi "Monster" Montaner, Chivvy truck back yet ?
@keithscudder7136Ай бұрын
Anyone can drive a boat. Being good at driving a boat is rare.
@davidtrotter3836Ай бұрын
Alfred your videos are great! But when you start talking Polish to the people on the boats, I really cannot follow since I only speak Czech and English. If you were to put some quick translations in during the editing process, it would make it far more interesting. Keep up the good work!
@Flies2FLLАй бұрын
What kind of fish are in there?😎👊🏾🌱
@waltmann66Ай бұрын
I'm tryna figure out why captains don't understand the theory of putting a bow line around the dock pylon and giving it a little reverse hand down towards the dock. This just naturally drags the stern back in towards the dock. Just sayin'
@user-xv5hx1vf2pАй бұрын
You think they know what a dock line is? Let alone a knot!
@doughibbard7063Ай бұрын
@@doughibbard7063 😂
@user-xv5hx1vf2pАй бұрын
They like to shut the motor off before any Dock lines are tied !
@keithscudder7136Ай бұрын
Greatful the chit show is always here to make me laugh lol ✌️🖤🤘🇨🇦
@MrsDzNutzАй бұрын
WHAT'S FUNNY IS PEOPLE DRVIE BOATS LIKES CARS AND THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL!!!!! MAYBE LIKE CARS IN SNOWSTORMS ON ICE!!!!LMFAO 😂😂😂
@BIGMACK-sf6upАй бұрын
.crazy drivers.
@RobsHandMonkeyАй бұрын
WAIT FOR IT !
@samm1676Ай бұрын
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE VIDEO QUALITY ??? Did Mrs. M tell you that you’re not allowed to film in 1080p ?? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@GeorgeShirahАй бұрын
Focus focus!
@MrBubbahunt9Ай бұрын
Lens lens lens
@AlfredMontanerАй бұрын
@@AlfredMontaner Nope, not the lens. Turn your auto focus off so that when you turn and the tree branches you are standing beside get into your view the camera will not focus on them. Sent with love!!!!
@TheMakersMarkTSF25 күн бұрын
These videos give me anxiety how do these people have boats oof
@DarrenDolezelАй бұрын
Idk if you saw what happened This this Omg Guys Can't make this up Oh look a butterfly
@creekcreeperrc797215 күн бұрын
I live in central Kentucky. I was stationed at Homestead AFB in the late '70's. I just got back from a week in the Dominican Republic. Spanish is getting more and more important. I wish you would teach us one Spanish word or phrase with every video. Like "Vivalo" which Google Translate says you are saying "Live it." I think it is as much my responsibility to learn to communicate in Spanish as it is for our new comers to learn English. That's my personal opinion, Please don't bang me in comments if you feel differently.
@ItsLookingUpАй бұрын
Ñoo is a Spanish word you should learn in Miami. Ñoo is an adjective you use it in a sentence. like Ñoooo, look at the chiter on that critter. its also a verb you say Ñooooo if someone tells you a totally B.S. story you just respond with Ñoooo. or if you see someone bust their @ss you say Ñooo. just add the appropiate number of o's depending on how shocked or pissed of you are. lol
@djtechinics97dj37Ай бұрын
Hear a lot of Spanish on this channel. It seems like the dominant language at Black Point, is that the case or does it just seem that way?
@millipedicАй бұрын
@@djtechinics97dj37 I don't understand anything you tried to explain.
@ItsLookingUpАй бұрын
I am blown away by the fact that they let anyone buy a boat that don't know how to drive it. We require licenses for drivers. Why is it not required in a vessel that can get up to the same speeds? It's just another thing the government is ignoring probably because most of them live in Florida or have vacation homes there.
@RobsHandMonkeyАй бұрын
@@RobsHandMonkey I think in Florida you need to have a certificate showing you've taken a boating education course, but not an actual license. Trailering and docking looks like a somewhat difficult and subtle task, harder than parallel parking in an automobile, but many boaters don.t seem to have those skills.
@millipedicАй бұрын
Porque la gente manegan botes sin saver ???? for real.
@LittleMuscledBeast36Ай бұрын
IF ITS PUBLIC DOMAIN AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL SOUNDS LIKE MUSIC!!!! SHOULDN'T DEMONTIZE CREATORS!!!👌 LIKES FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND IF YOUR IN A PUBLIC PLACE WE CAN VIDEO YOU JUST DON'T ACT A FOOL!!!!👌👍👍👍
@BIGMACK-sf6upАй бұрын
4 years and were still waiting to laugh, yikes.
@wchunt8988Ай бұрын
KZhead SHOULDN'T DEMONTIZE PUBLIC SHOWS THAT'S CAN'T CONTROL OUT SIDES NOISES!!!!!!!👌✌️🖕🏽KZhead
@BIGMACK-sf6upАй бұрын
Esto ya no da gracia, da RABIAAAAAAAAA, dios, como pueden ser tan idiotas. Me los imagino conduciendo su auto, motricidad menos 10.
@joky14Ай бұрын
The title says wild moments at the boat ramp I didn't see anything wild at any of those ramps I lost 20 minutes of my life watching this 4/22/24 thumbs down
@Chrysler300str8Evil28 күн бұрын
Just make sure that you unsubscribe and block the channel on your way out the door! I promise you, we will miss you!
@TheMakersMarkTSF25 күн бұрын
YOU KNOW ALFRED THIS IS GETTING BORING NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!
@marctrottier8232Ай бұрын
Solution: Stop watching if you're bored.
@JabbaDahut-cv9upАй бұрын
If you are going to get drunk on the water, you might as well get good and drunk. The penalty is the same for a little drunk as it is for royaly pissed/hammered.
@swamprat69er28 күн бұрын
Please translate the Spanish……
@sexytexanbabe4105Ай бұрын
You can use the Google translator just as well as he can!
alfred is the man for always getting the cake shots
Black Point Marina, we know Where all of the drunk boaters go There's crocs and there's ducks And 'bloop-bloop-bloop' trucks Thank God for the chit, it's a show!
What in the crap was that dude doing whiskey throttle crazy
I love the fact that you have total fun doing your videos.
It's the smoke show😂
Thank god it’s 5 o’clock
-You can bet there were NO mosquitos around that boat ramp that day....
Another great video
There's a Crab right here, and it's not even South Beach bro😂
4:14 HELICOPTER BOAT! Is that an Elon invention? 🤣🤣🤣
The dog at 12:51 is the real MVP
Keep the bikinis coming. Almost summer. Yay!
Nice to see things heating up.
I LOVE summer!
Hi "Monster" Montaner, Chivvy truck back yet ?
Anyone can drive a boat. Being good at driving a boat is rare.
Alfred your videos are great! But when you start talking Polish to the people on the boats, I really cannot follow since I only speak Czech and English. If you were to put some quick translations in during the editing process, it would make it far more interesting. Keep up the good work!
What kind of fish are in there?😎👊🏾🌱
I'm tryna figure out why captains don't understand the theory of putting a bow line around the dock pylon and giving it a little reverse hand down towards the dock. This just naturally drags the stern back in towards the dock. Just sayin'
You think they know what a dock line is? Let alone a knot!
@@doughibbard7063 😂
They like to shut the motor off before any Dock lines are tied !
Greatful the chit show is always here to make me laugh lol ✌️🖤🤘🇨🇦
WHAT'S FUNNY IS PEOPLE DRVIE BOATS LIKES CARS AND THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL!!!!! MAYBE LIKE CARS IN SNOWSTORMS ON ICE!!!!LMFAO 😂😂😂
.crazy drivers.
WAIT FOR IT !
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE VIDEO QUALITY ??? Did Mrs. M tell you that you’re not allowed to film in 1080p ?? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Focus focus!
Lens lens lens
@@AlfredMontaner Nope, not the lens. Turn your auto focus off so that when you turn and the tree branches you are standing beside get into your view the camera will not focus on them. Sent with love!!!!
These videos give me anxiety how do these people have boats oof
Idk if you saw what happened This this Omg Guys Can't make this up Oh look a butterfly
I live in central Kentucky. I was stationed at Homestead AFB in the late '70's. I just got back from a week in the Dominican Republic. Spanish is getting more and more important. I wish you would teach us one Spanish word or phrase with every video. Like "Vivalo" which Google Translate says you are saying "Live it." I think it is as much my responsibility to learn to communicate in Spanish as it is for our new comers to learn English. That's my personal opinion, Please don't bang me in comments if you feel differently.
Ñoo is a Spanish word you should learn in Miami. Ñoo is an adjective you use it in a sentence. like Ñoooo, look at the chiter on that critter. its also a verb you say Ñooooo if someone tells you a totally B.S. story you just respond with Ñoooo. or if you see someone bust their @ss you say Ñooo. just add the appropiate number of o's depending on how shocked or pissed of you are. lol
Hear a lot of Spanish on this channel. It seems like the dominant language at Black Point, is that the case or does it just seem that way?
@@djtechinics97dj37 I don't understand anything you tried to explain.
I am blown away by the fact that they let anyone buy a boat that don't know how to drive it. We require licenses for drivers. Why is it not required in a vessel that can get up to the same speeds? It's just another thing the government is ignoring probably because most of them live in Florida or have vacation homes there.
@@RobsHandMonkey I think in Florida you need to have a certificate showing you've taken a boating education course, but not an actual license. Trailering and docking looks like a somewhat difficult and subtle task, harder than parallel parking in an automobile, but many boaters don.t seem to have those skills.
Porque la gente manegan botes sin saver ???? for real.
IF ITS PUBLIC DOMAIN AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL SOUNDS LIKE MUSIC!!!! SHOULDN'T DEMONTIZE CREATORS!!!👌 LIKES FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND IF YOUR IN A PUBLIC PLACE WE CAN VIDEO YOU JUST DON'T ACT A FOOL!!!!👌👍👍👍
4 years and were still waiting to laugh, yikes.
KZhead SHOULDN'T DEMONTIZE PUBLIC SHOWS THAT'S CAN'T CONTROL OUT SIDES NOISES!!!!!!!👌✌️🖕🏽KZhead
Esto ya no da gracia, da RABIAAAAAAAAA, dios, como pueden ser tan idiotas. Me los imagino conduciendo su auto, motricidad menos 10.
The title says wild moments at the boat ramp I didn't see anything wild at any of those ramps I lost 20 minutes of my life watching this 4/22/24 thumbs down
Just make sure that you unsubscribe and block the channel on your way out the door! I promise you, we will miss you!
YOU KNOW ALFRED THIS IS GETTING BORING NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Solution: Stop watching if you're bored.
If you are going to get drunk on the water, you might as well get good and drunk. The penalty is the same for a little drunk as it is for royaly pissed/hammered.
Please translate the Spanish……
You can use the Google translator just as well as he can!