El Pres reviews Joe & Pat's, Staten Island's famous pizzeria, at their new location on 1st Avenue in Downtown Manhattan. The review is interrupted by a cast of characters along the street.
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You could see that WW2 vet waiting in the distance like an NPC waiting for his sequence to start
😂😂😂
I'm sure they'll fix that in the next patch
Literally. U can see him when the guys come out😅🤣🤣
1:53
that guy would have to be 92 minimum to have been old enough to have served in 1944, unless he somehow managed to get drafted before he turned 18, which would make him 92-96, which is pushing. Don't see many 90+ outside of a retirement home.
This could legitimately be used in a historical analysis of the US.
Sadly
LoL
LMAO 😅🆘️
R.I.P. to the kids in 2050 who are gonna have to watch this for their DBQ in APUSH.
jk47joey document based question. Timed 45 minutes to analyze 7 documents and prove a thesis.
"I fought a war for you's!" "Thank you for your service!" "My pleasure." Something about replying "my pleasure" to being thanked for fighting a war always gets me
"I enjoyed every minute of it! War used to be fun" kinda energy
@@nhpivotlk Wtf the attrocities in WWII were unbecoming of any moral civilization.
@@shrayesraman5192 yeah anyone who thinks WWII was a gentleman's war has zero history education. Or possibly zero education at all.
@@ori-yorudan chill the fuck out first of all, i know much about the history of WWII, i misspoken about gentleman war alright. I’ll admit i was wrong, this guy probably was stuck on a destroyer or aircraft carrier or something, nothing front line or who knows maybe he was some airborne 82nd guy who live to fuck shit up. People are calling him a paper pusher is insulting though we don’t know this mans story.
@@SeaCrestInNOut he also didn't fight in WW2. Do some quick math and you'll realize this guy is like 15-20 years too young to be a WW2 vet lol
This is still, no exaggeration, the funniest natural 3 minutes of comedy I’ve ever seen.
Real-life Seinfeld episode unfolding
I lost it when the homeless woman finally quiets down for a second and then the two guys come out of the restaurant and say “Horrible!” The timing of all these interruptions is hilarious
Then you hear her say "my god" in response
This literally seems like a screenplay...
bad…bad.
It’s literally like something out of a movie I couldn’t believe what I was watching
*on the planet
This was the single most chaotic pizza review I’ve ever seen
Really is
Damien Juka he even changed the score but didnt change it
NY, only way we know how lmao
I love how I was able to find this again by searching funniest one bite review 😂
@@RandomShowerThoughts I went for "one bite pizza bum" :p
This is some of Frankie’s best work. Captured all the craziness perfectly
praisethecameraman
This was one of the funniest videos I have ever scene. You have crazy lady begging for a slice, time-traveling Belorussian famine survivor trying to find a way back to his own time period, and an old man just walking up to a stranger and saying “I fought a war for you”. It’s like he paid 3 world class character actors to butt-in and interrupt his review at every turn.
Perfect breakdown of the review👌🏼🎯
We also have the younger generation chiming in with their own flair, "dapping" I believe it's called.
and then you ahve the 2 ppl coming out in the perfect moment saying it was the worst experience in their life XDDDDD and then he starts talking like a full minute about whether they are gay or not nad how he loves gays.... it just keeps going and going
got all the chaos of every era in one video
Time traveling Belorussian famine survivor has me crying 😭😭😭
It's like a scene straight out of Always Sunny in Philly. the fact it isn't scripted is almost unbelievable lmao
PLASTEEK GOLDEN GOD!!!
Underrated comment hahah
The cats are brown MAN
@426ZZZZ Yeah and It is complete trash!!!
Hahaha
Makes me realize how accurate the NPC’s were in grand theft auto 4
Except they did none of this.
@@jas16899 woooosh
Noooooooo
I just imagine Prez running around making everyone fight each other
@@jas16899 they didn't interact with you exactly but they were yelling random crap all the time though
Frankie hysterically laughing made this so much better. You could clearly see the camera shaking haha love it
“Where’d that guy come from?” 😂😂😂
4:28 “food’s very good” “Yeah for sure” Even this was very good timing wtf 😂
This is the best advertisement that place could've ever asked for
17thknight you sure? I’d want to try the slice but would be on edge going there
@@FreshFried you might just be a low T pussy though.
@@FreshFried yeah you kinda sound like a bitch lowkey
Seems more like a terrible place to breathe air based on who hangs around there
Lemmewinks Wikileaks bro that’s all of New York
Oh my God, he literally cannot get two words into the review without the next character swooping in with another comment. Fcking hilarious.
Npc
@@carines8995 Karen NPC
Every single NPC in New York was activated the second he stepped out of the restaurant lol
Definitely the most insane pizza review ever. Best 5 minutes of my life
This was only 5 minutes holy crap so much happened
@@HueSmalls5:49, which rounds to 6 minutes.
Every good pizza joint has the apocalypse outside, everyone knows the rules
🤣🤣🤣
Now this is funny
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
It's not apocalypse it's just regular America.
A whole Greek tragedy played out in like 5 minutes...
LMAO 😂
Damn right 😂
No
Comedy
“I got the inside scoop” 🤣 by far the craziest review yet
As a lifetime NYer I can without a doubt say this is an authentic showing of the every day NYC experience right down to the bloody noses homeless dude. 👍🏼
This has got to be the greatest episode ever, the crazy homeless woman, the fight club bum, the elderly pissy gay couple and the man who fought a war for pizza reviews. Priceless.
dont forget the kid dabbing in the backround
Lol how do you know they were gay? They look related
I feel like they could all be family guy characters lol
Plastic machine
@@vadex7640 Didn't see that. Anyone got a timestamp?
By far the best pizza review on the channel
Something tells me if it wouldn't have sat in the box for x minutes it would have been well into the 9's first slice. That pie looks tasty af.
AKA the only interesting one
Sthu
Easily
@@jas16899 than quit watching loser
Ain’t no way he spent two minutes straight just trying to say the name without being interrupted😭
There’s no way this wasn’t scripted. Every single character coincided perfectly haha
Plot twist : The gay couple was Joe & Pat
I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard😂😂
How can I super like this
Lmfaooooo
Samuel Fuhrer lol now that’s funny
Damn
This review made me appreciate my house and bed.
I love this comment. Big cities are sooo overrated!
can i sleep over? my wife is on the rag, her sister is visiting and I think they're both on the rag
It made me become an atheist 😂🤣
@@PeopleAreNouns Lucky you👌😏
Do you appreciate it now
I come back to watch all the chaos in the first 2 1/2 minutes. Absolutely bonkers
“One bite, everybody knows the rules!” 30 seconds later. “The next two slices, have been unbelievable!” 😂
Not being from NYC, the shenanigans in this review is the stereotypical idea of how NYC is in my head
Same.
Being from NYC, live 3 blocks from here, you’re completely right. This is a typically nyc day
Yeah. Pretty much
Typical day in NYC.
I mean reminds me a lot of downtown sf
1:47 I love that it took an entire minute for the war vet to get from there to the pizza shop
He probably was waiting for them to finish but then gave up 😂
@@marriedtothemusic23 If that’s the case then I completely understand
I think he was waiting for the lady he went in with
Good catch!
Lmaooooo
By far the greatest natural comedic moment ever captured on film.
This is one of the funniest videos I have watched! The fact that it was organic instances of insane interactions just makes me laugh harder. You could not plan any of these, just perfect. And how Dave responds to each person makes it even funnier! Love this freakin video!
what a true NY day...this was horrifying... sad and funny at the same time
jim foster, definitely terrible. Couldn't live around this.
your innate graciousness granted you patience....I agree , Im from western Montana...have lived and worked in NYC and CT and RI...fricking love Newport...and all my friends from MT that visited Newport enjoyed... rel have you done Newport pizza reviews...polarizing i know but i love anchovy pizza and the best Ive ever had was in Newport...
J F exactly lmao a typical day in NYC
agreeeed
I almost pissed in my pants😁
00:13 - 2:37 Crazy homeless lady 00:48 Plasteek Machine 1:46 Gay couple 2:27 kid does a dab 2:39 "I fought a war for yous"
@stryfetc1 seemed super obvious. They aren’t the flamboyant types since back in their day they would have gotten beaten up for being gay.
@@sharinglungs3226 what about it was super obvious
Freak show ..
This is epic and needs to be pinned asap 😂😂
@stryfetc1 You can tell by the way they talk and dress you absolute sperg
Always come back to this. One of my favourite videos on the internet. Piece of art.
I come back to this episode all the time because it's simply unbeatable.
"I fought a war for yous" hahahaha
atta boi, thank ya for ya service
Loved that part!!! 😃
He knew Dave was Jewish.
That was the healthiest ww2 vet I’ve seen lately, since even as a private, entering the war at @ 18 yrs old he’d be well into his 90s now. No hating, I’d just say thank you as well, BUT...
"Where did that guy even come from?" -Frankie
“You shouldn’t hate homeless people, I hate her” Yooooo I’m dying rn
This video was the review that got me hip and hooked onto the bar stool pizza reviews. This one is one of my favorites lol
This video literally almost killed me. I was laughing so hard after a big meal that i felt like my stomach was going to explode due to the pressure in my ribs. I kept laughing until i couldn't breathe and i got a vision of old Chrysippus dying of laughter and thought i was going to go the same way. I genuinely feel like this is the closest i was to dying in my entire life. Brilliant.
Man who dodged bullets in a Normandy foxhole for the greater good: "My pleasure." Man who had to wait too long for breadsticks: "Worst experience of my life."
The duality of mens
Yes 😂
LMAO
Good point
Profound
"My pleasure." Like he works at Chik Fil A. Never heard a vet call war service/work pleasure hahahahahha
Fuck this comment had me rollin
War works?
If he were drafted and never wanted to fight in the war I’ll thank him. Other than that, I don’t thank people in the military because you chose to be there. Most likely because of the benefits.
@@jgzero18 wow youre edgy . I always thank them for their service because they are willing to die for our freedoms which is more than i can say for you.
jgzero18 anyone who fought in WW2 should be thanked, it’s an honourable thing which they did. Modern day military soldiers should be thanked, but I can understand where you are coming from with them
omg this is better than most SNL sketches!! I look forward to people 100 yrs from now coming by this wonderful piece of footage and just enjoying themselves and the comedy being presented 😂👍🏼
I keep coming back to this review whenever I feel down such a funny chaos LOL
“I don’t wanna make any assumptions” 2 seconds later “I think they were gay”
ian spangler they were definitely a grumpy old gay couple, just the worst
Bahahahahah
@@flynnzer2010 gay guys are such divas
not that there is anything wrong with that!
Director (off screen): "cue homeless lady!" ... "cue plastic machine!" ... "cue ornery gay couple!" ... "cue WWII vet!" ...
"Kid, get in there and dab quick!" Gotta get the younger crowd too
Cue the deer
@@paranoidandroid9979 Funny Farm!!!
lol i saw the video too omg lolz!!!
THIS MADE ME CREASE
Everything in this is perfect comedic timing. I’d go as far as to say there is nothing more genuine and funny on YT.
Sometimes when I'm having a bad day, I'll just come back to this video and it brings me joy 😁
Anytime I'm having a bad day, I watch this and piss myself laughing.
me too
Same 😂
Me too 😩🤣
For those that don’t know, the plastic machine he’s referring to are the machines that allow you to exchange plastic water bottles to money.
or a syringe
@@jeenyus720 true
@@jeenyus720 Even better
Thank you.
So sad to see that man. His life most be horrible. I hope that those people get the help they need and can think of a future. But his timing was perfect😁
They couldn’t have even set this up better. Legendary.
Back again to watch this a few times, because it never gets old ! 😂
3 years later and I’m still re-watching this and laughing.
Facts
Your not the only one. This is gold
3 years later and you’re still re-watching this and laughing.
5 years later, still hilarious
About a year and a half later and it’s still hilarious
I come here whenever I'm having a bad day.
i've replayed the first 3 minutes over and over again for like twenty minutes, its the most bizarre thing i have ever seen, what really seals the deal is just when you think its over, some kid in a green shirt jumps up behind pres and hits the dab LOL
Still good in 2022 lol 😂
This is literally the most New York thing I've ever seen in my life😂😂 in less than two minutes you experienced pretty much all of it lol
Years later and this still slaps. Best review of all-time.
2:27 random kid dabbing adds that dash of spice.
I’ve watched this video a dozen times now and I JUST noticed that.
@@simplychaff1875 there was simply too much happening
@@simplychaff1875 same and now it seems so obvious. I was too involved in the battle with the homeless woman.
Good eye!!! I swear I didn’t notice that
This is a live action version of that video with the gorilla walking by in the background.
2:00 look at the veteran just waiting for his chance to strike
😂🤣
This might be hands down the most hilarious review I’ve ever watched, this was amazing
Bigger plot twist. The two guys who walked out was joe and pat.
And the real Henry Hill was the WWII vet. Lol
Welcome to NYC
Shit hole with good food.
This is chicago.....
@@d33zNuTz22 literally NYC
The most accurate comment here.
@@d33zNuTz22 I hope you mean metaphorically...
“If you want people to know it’s pizza then make a big sign because it’s not obvious” **stares at pizza box**
your comment should be pinned, loved, and liked by everyone
I'm pretty sure the owners blew the sign down.
This review is all over the place and I love it!
I come back to this video every 6 months or so lmao this video lives rent free in my head
I've never seen so much disappointment in one human, as the guy asking about the plastic machine.
Never take a man's plastic machine.
It was funny at first but i watched that part three times, the look in his eyer were heartbreaking. Seems like he's been through a lot. Made me sad.
how many stories can be hidden within one human, either sad or happy....some never experience happy...
I still dont know what a plastic machine is
I live in NYC. For those wondering what a 'PLASTIC MACHINE' is: They are typically outside of grocery markets where poor/homeless people can go and put recyclables into the machines. They get a few cents per bottle. Only annoying thing is they have to dig through others trash to find the bottles. Therefore, there's always a stranger looking through what I just just threw-out. It is disgusting, but some people who are helpless make a living this way.
Feel like I just got a taste of New York.
Tyler Hayse yes this is NYC in a nutshell lol
This is all downtown cities in America lol major cities at least
Ya? Rinse and spit. 😃
Yup.
Every single day is an adventure. You get a lifetime worth of stories
I always watch this when I'm feeling down sooo good
“Atta boy”, “my pleasure” gets me every time 😂😂
How has no one commented on the lady saying "oh my god" like she just recieved some bad news from a doctor when the couple says it was the worst service they've ever had
Yeah like it was such a huge deal to her haha.
My fav part I was looking for this comment 😂😂
This literally happens in Skyrim 🤣🤣
Bro I was looking for this comment that’s literally the best part of the video 😂
It kinda sounded like the war vet lol
"You offering me a slice or no?" "Well you got to be on camera" "No way" "No well then I HAVE TO DO THIS PIZZA REVIEW"😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
This is still one of the funniest reviews ever 😂
Real talk. this is the quintessential pizza review by Barstool/Portnoy. All the emotions; what a rollercoaster ride. Also, 8.4 score is bananas! Epic. Love you Dave :heart:
This has to be the MOST Wild review of all time. Hilarious! Great job Dave!
Dragon Pizza says hold my beer!
You literally couldn't write a sketch this well, it's literally one of those scenarios you tell you friends about what happened and they never believe you 😂
Literally
whenever i need a laugh i come to this! It is truly my main source of serotonin!!
0:36 love how he shifts from the woman to the pizza box, probably thinking to himself: *"how is a pizza box not enough to let someone know it's a pizza"*
THE INTERRUPTIONS JUST KEPT COMING IM DYING
“I fought a war for yas” that shit had me rolling
Plastic Man walking down the sidewalk at 0:17 Plastic Man at 0:30 talking to a guy Reflecting on mirror 0:44 - 0:48 He talked to that other guy for about 20 seconds, and Dave about 8 seconds
4:16 i don’t want to make assumptions *assumes*
“I was nice enough to give you that idea.. just offer me a slice!”
Small town people are the same way without being homeless beggars. Just plain ass "I'm a genius" drunks.
Those interruptions were hilarious. That’s nyc for you.
NoComment fkn yanks.... bahaha
Man if anyone ever wants to know what a day in nyc is like needs to look no further this video right here has everything in one experience. I'm never leaveing this city the laughs and the adventures you'll have here are worth every penny of my 3000$ rent
I like how you can see the WW2 guy waiting in line to walk into frame
This review has the timing of a Buster Keeton slapstick film. A crazy lady screams about a pizza sign and not being filmed, a crazy old man with a bloody nose is mumbling about plastic machines, 2 old boys complaining about service, a vet walking by and getting respect. This review is a masterpiece of comedic timing.
It needs to be submitted to the Cannes Film Festival as a short documentary.
saw a bit of this on tiktok just found the full video i can say i’m not disappointed lmfaooo
same
There's so much happening in this video that it could be one of those attention test videos. "But did you notice the kid in green shirt dabbing in the video?"
The fact that you don't think it is means you obviously missed the gorilla walking through the background.
This was the most NY video i’ve seen in my life
I miss pre covid nyc
Including the douchey pizza reviewer
I love the random guy in the background “yeah for sure”
One of my favorite reviews ever
This feels like a fever dream.
When Frankie pans over and you see WW2 hero man it literally looks like he just spawned there like an NPC
Hahahahahaha
This was literally gta5 character lines lmao so hectic I'm subbing right now I love this so much keep up the amazing work
I just subscribed today. This is the 2nd pizza review I watched. It is the FUNNIEST THING I've ever seen on KZhead. Dangit!! Classic.
Sun came out and all the New Yorkers lost their minds. Everyone was high on Vitamin D
was gonna say theres something in the gravy but that makes sense
That’s eye opening
All the crazies pop up the first two weeks when it begins to get warm. Never go outside for longer than you need during that period
That's how it is in Portland, Oregon too
"I fought a war for youse. World War II." "Thank you for your service." "My pleasure."
you fout a wor?
"my pleasure" = he loved killing
this is one of the best videos ever uploaded to youtube.
This video is a absolute classic that should be shown in classrooms across America.
this went off the rails from the jump, unreal! Prez kept his composure the entire time, definition of clutch.
youngjimmyt 😂😂😂😂😂
Corrosion37 and anybody who trolls under other people’s comments are literal public bathroom toilet sewer scum. Thanks for the views lmao. LOOSER
youngjimmyt what the fuck are you even saying?
@@ShishakliAus hes saying that any of us would be hysterically laughing. He kept his composure
This was my second favorite review of all time behind the one where the guy won't give a score and offers Dave a hot pepper from his bag
Jcream101 kzhead.info/sun/iZSjfdahjahjiYE/bejne.html
Jcream101 this is the video. Promise you will not be disappointed
Bring back Taffer and the expert reviews
that one was so good, both of these are weird as fuck interactions.
Almost as funny as the one with the black guy freestyling