Dave tries new spot Funzi's Pizzeria, where the mood gets brought down after finding out one of Dave's newest enemy just stopped by.
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"Sophisticated palette" translated from Portnoy means the pizza has parmesan and or basil on it
Lol yep. That also makes it “artisan”.
Hahahahaha true.
😂
Or oregano even though all pizza sauce has oregano 😂
"artistic"@@HughJorgan1
One smart owner just smiling and nodding at the mad man cursing at a guy that isn't there
you must be new but that's how it goes old school 1940s
Giving it back to Alt after Alt attacked him on IG. There's no shortage of snowflakes on here today. lol
@@tomthalon8956 Yeah, being a DB and embarrassing the business owner is a great thing to do. SMH
@@lunarlight3131this MFer saying "you must be new" when talking about the 1940s! Really? I think the majority of people are "new" if you are going that far back 😂
Especailly a good guy who knows more about food than 100 daves.
That looks like some of the best pizza he’s reviewed in months
100%
Spectacular lookin pie
I agree he’s been reviewing a lot of mid grade pizza spots lately. 6.8 everyone knows these places suck 😂
@@sense321 Especially since Dave has become soft in his reviews. 6.8 in 2023 is like a 4.9 in 2019
I had it the other night. the pizza is fucking good.
Lmao I love the owner pretending to have to fix something while Dave is ranting. Classic customer service move
Dave sees green on pizza and immediately goes “ooo a little artsy”
That's because a little green on pizza makes it artsy
I detect no lies
And then be seems to forget how big a score he have Lucali.
This is 100% true. lol
There's only so many things you can say about a cheese pizza
Every time Dave takes more than 3 or 4 bites, you know it’s gonna be a high score! Everybody knows the rules!
Literally every pizza review he does
NO
He also says EXCELLENT twice before he rates it.
I would also say if the microphone picks up the crunch on the first bite, we are going to break 8.
He literally just uploaded a review after this where he took like 5 bites and gave it a 7.3
Everybody knows Dave has a lot of personal drama going on this week!
That Slate article really riled up the NPCs.
@@ajurado800Dave is an npc
@@oofowie8882 one of the memorable npcs in my storyline. while i've forgotten u already
@@AMabud-lv7hy mf called another man “memorable” 🌈
Even though 8.2 is a really high score, I think that pizza deserved an 8.4. It looks perfect.
If the owner would have agreed that guy was a left wing lunatic piece of shit probably would’ve been 8.8 lol
A little heavy
Definitely looked thick
I thought the exact same score lol.
8.4 to 8.6 for sure. I think he let that ken guy affect his score
Love these 5+ minute reviews 😂
Especially 5:32.
@@tomthalon8956 the magic number for his videos are 3-6 minutes long sometimes even 1-2 minutes
Yeah, must be because it's his show and he can do whatever the fuck he wants to?@@PudWhacker
you know they’re gonna be funny 😂
I mean, I could have done without him lambasting some random schmuck he has a vendetta with for like 3 minutes.
That pie looked spectacular... Everybody knows the rules.
Shit looks legit
That’s one of the best looking pies I’ve seen on a One Bite review in a while.
Should have been an 8.5
Both you guys should swing by. Love to have you.
LMAO Kenji got under Dave's skin.
That pie looked delicious!
So did the girl @ 5:33.
Congratulations! You’re the first comment in 2023 that doesn’t include “bro” “💀” “crazy” or “wild”. Well done for not being an NPC.
That crunch on the crust is what sold it for me.
two guys who have never met calling each other pieces of shit, you know the rules
It's awesome that Dave doesn't have to hold back anymore because off Penn. I'm so glad he owns all of barstool again! Keep swinging Pres
He gets a probably amazing tasting pizza and is like “this is probably for a more sophisticated palate” 😂😂
Nothing funnier than Dave saying that a cheese pizza requires a "sophisticated palate"
Dave ignoring the root of Kenji's message when he's explaining it to that guy 😂😂
Dang didn’t realize Kenji rolled that way
Plus a grade for playing "London Calling" in the background....Aces!❤
That was the best LOOKING pizza I've ever seen, in person or here. It looks like it's in the 9s. My mouth is watering!
It has too much flavor for Dave
Talk about over exaggerating.. the pizza looked mid, 7.6 at best. The owner was a pretentious d bag aswell. I'm guessing he owns a restaurant Dave wants to take his sugar baby girlfriend too, hence the ass kissing.
Agree. This pie looked irresistible. Damn.
“If you’re gonna come at the Prez you best not miss” Everybody knows the rules
“Come at” a 50 year old, who dresses like 14 year old, who is softer than an 8 year?
We need a video compilation of stoolies, flipping the bird to Dave's nemesis.
loves these no-censor long reviews as of late.
Dave respects everyones pizza game, "He's got pizza credibility" everyone knows the rules.
Everyone but Dave. One bite means one f*cking bite…doesn’t it!
This streak of incredible reviews just keeps going
"Thought she had clearance.."
Of all the pizza reviews I have watched here this looks like my favorite one yet.
I just went to Funzies last week. The Burata slice was fantastic. Joe and Pats a few blocks away is still my favorite.
Been watching for 3 years love these videos never get boring
That dude was so chill, grabbin a slice.
Read the dudes energy. He was trying to mad dog, until he realized it was Dave.
Great review Steve. That's a good looking pizza.
The end was hilarious Lolol “F$&@ you, you’re not welcome here”
You’re the best! Love your honesty on pizza and people ❤
Dave you're great!!😂 Love watching the pizza reviews!!
real characters on the street. Love that dude that walked up all shy. He gave his own opinion about his favorite place. Love it
Spent more time talking about how much he hates Kenji than he did about reviewing the pizza or anything else. Guy just gets mad at everything
I agree with a lot of his pizza opinions but Dave really seems to have some annoying mental health issues
@@ramencurry6672no, he just fights back if somebody says shitty things about him. You would do the same dude
Kenji got under Dave's skin everybody knows the rules
Chaotic video but The Clash London Calling playing in the loud background is cool! Great looking Pizza!
oh my God Dave, I guessed your score before you gave it out. sometimes i can tell just by the way you eat it and describe it. Love you man.
Love pissed off Dave wandering around still giving pizza reviews 😂
I don't
Dave is settling all family business this week
First time I see Dave get political. Kenji really brought it out of him.
you clearly haven't seen Dave enough, his extreme far right views are well known
Kenji got political, Dave is attacking him personally, I don't think he give 2 shits who Kenji want in the gov, but Kenji certainly cares about Dave's politics. (As a dem fuck Kenji)
Plus Kenji is a dude who wishes he had a vagina.
@@CFlame20extreme far right looo😂he’s barely right
I'm just here for the pizza lol.
Kenji limited comments on his entire instagram 2 minutes after this video went live 😂😂
He's a schmuck, can't stand that lame
Wouldn't you? I wouldn't want Dave's white nationalist fans in my comments either.
That pizza looks incredible! I’m going 8.6 just from seeing it. Brilliant all round hectic review too!
i guessed 8.1.....a tenth off
Nah not me getting a vodka add with Dave in it while watching one of his videos 😂
8.2 for the pie. 10 for the girl who walked out in the end!
8.2 for a NEW spot? That means it would have been in the 9's if it had a backstory. This is a must-go.
Wow, this pizza looks fantastic! I'm definitely dropping my wife and her boyfriend off here tomorrow for their Friday night date. It's their 10 year anniversary! And they've been talking about wanting to do something in the city. They're gonna love the surprise! Thanks Dave.
Let’s hope you get the leftovers
You're a great guy Kenji
Bro please tell me this is a joke
@@michaelgutman4910nice
Love it!!!...lol
I LOVING THESE NEW FIRED UP BANG BANG REVIEWS
I love how hard he goes in on Kenji Alt for saying he has a history of sexual abuse (as do most of the barstool guys)
I’m almost ready to take a 3 hour drive to get one of those pies, no kidding, this may happen.
The Police, The Clash, Dave assaulting old women with pie boxes, blasting liberal douchebags, pirate look alike cameo, great looking pizza….this one had it all.👏👏
put it in the books.
Dave is a liberal
this pizza looks INSANE
He went to MIT & Dave made a $100M deal.
always thought kenji was a baby
One bite, everybody knows Dave is back
Frankie has a face like the moon! Moon kid!!!
@@toddpacker9818 Frankie has a face like the moon. No truer words have ever been spoken
Thank you for sharing the great content!
LOLd at the two old ladies pushing carts in a row, almost ripping the pizza box outta Dave's hands.
I love how, as easily distracted and forgetful as Dave is, the ONE thing he's completely unflappable about is people he considers scumbags that should be called out.
But it's still a poor reflection on Dave. He has all the grace and charm of a rabid skunk
thats also kind of the draw tbh @@AndrewBlacker-wr2ve
@@AndrewBlacker-wr2ve What I said doesn't conflict with that sentiment. Dave does good things for the places he reviews, but in so many ways he's not a good person. All I'm saying is that he's typically scatterbrained, but when it comes to people he considers enemies, he's unusually focused.
In how many ways, specifically, is he not a good person?@@LabTech41
@@LabTech41 So, someone who publicly calls you a rapist and tells people if they associate themselves with you that they are supporting sexual abuse should be tolerated and treated politely? I would take it personally as well if someone tried to smear my reputation.... Dave has dissected the allegations ad nauseam (good thing he kept his texts! a lesson for all men out there).
That pizza looks really delicious. Crispy crust looks great
9 bites, err'body knows 'da rules 😂
You know when you hear a crunch, it’s going to be a solid score 👍🏻
That's an amazing looking pie. I said immediately that would be at least an 8.2.
Petty Dave is the best. I still remember his rant about being a battleship and shooting his guns while you sink into the ocean.
😂 does he still have bottles of champagne with the names of his enemies on them? An he popped them open once he's crushed them 😂
Dave is soo petty typical tho of him bc he wants no one to do well
Remember him buying himself into a fan meet with Goodell who he called Hitler? He’s always 100% in on it and giving it his all. Pure love for El Pres
@@tel807 Do well spreading crazy allegations? You’re crazy
I live right down the street from Funzi's. Been there a few times. It's excellent.
That rage against Kenji tho
Dave blows on one side of the slice and then bites the other side of the slice. Everybody knows the rules.
Prez lookin a little fluffy to round out summer
Yeah, his face is really puffy. He’s going through some issues for sure.
Lmfao Kenji rustled Dave
Dave is my spirit animal
I'm cutting Weight right now and this is torture. Looks so dang good. Thank you for all the awesome reviews dave!!!
You can do it ben
@Nobodyyoucarabout lol thank you!
Carbs and alcohol! If you can cut those WAY back it works! Unfortunately I only let myself have pizza like once a month.
That pizza looks sensational 🤤
The false Simon spotting is hilarious
I like that Dave hates Kenji
Dave really needs to quit holding back when he hates someone😅. To his credit he never takes the first shot, but goes scorched Earth when attacked. Love it!
Kenji is right tho lol
@@JG-yk6nylol no
Kenji read a one sided hit piece on Dave and made a very serious allegation to his very large audience without any further research on the subject. He also is trying to throw in shade by directly saying every pizza at his festival will be sub par, which is talking shit about every pizza vendor's ability that will be there. He also is essentially saying ALL food festivals serve subpar food. Kenji Alt being an ambassador of cooking and food culture, why is he shitting on food festivals? Is it because his political views are making him so emotional he can't think rationally and logically? Sounds like a typical far left liberal that labels anyone that they don't deem on their team to be evil.
@@chinqlinq89perfectly said!
@@chinqlinq89 the amount of lawsuits and accusations against portnoy are substantial enough for people to have an issue with him- politics have nothing to do with serious claims of sexual violence
First, Sauce Chief of Staff. Now Kenji Alt. I'm really enjoying Dave going scorched earth on his haters right now.
Every review drop has been exciting this week, can’t wait to see who Dave rants on next, the Prez is back!
Perfect timing @ 4:05 the Police in the background with Pres deep in thought (or completely blank) with the lyrics "I have only come here seeking knowledge, things they would not teach me of in college". We are here for the knowledge Pres, drop it on us...
Kenji sounds like a cool dude.
I grew up on eating new Haven pizza and that pie looks fireeeee. I absolutely love grated Parmesan / ramono cheese though and Dave doesn't. I'm a huge Pizza guy, but Dave would be disappointed in the ungodly amount of grated cheese I put on my pizza. To me that looks like an 8.8 ... one of my favorites of all time where i ate at the most in New Haven is Modern Apizza and that's an 8.9 to me
Dave having no mercy this week 😂
awesome reviews brotha
That pizza looked like a 9.99999. That owner could not give two effs about you.
Good music. Great pizza. Growling Dave ! Love him salty.
Man I have yet to find anything in my deliverable area that has good pizza, I don’t think Dave would rate anything around here close to a 7. I was desperate enough to try making my own. Hard as shit. Respect.
Same here There’s a good video on how to make New Haven style Looks doable and lots of comments saying positive outcomes Preparing the doe will take an hour And you need a stone for your oven to cook on
Prez just bought Barstool back and he's already demanding 2 ppl to be locked in jail. Beautiful
8.2 caught me completely off guard!!!!!!!! 🎉 I thought 7.8
That pie looks so damn good.
That looks waaaaaaaaay higher than an 8.2. On looks alone it's an 8.8, easily, and likely after tasting it would get into the low 9s because it looks like the taste should be amazing. What Dave knocked, the grated cheese and the little bit of grease on top, to me those would ADD to the score, not lower it.
Dave buying all these pizza with a side of 'Parmesean'
Having London Calling playing should have brought the score up an extra point. The pizza liked really good
My entire youth I had $1 slices in the exact space where this new pizzeria is at. Things always change but kinda stay the same in this city.
Dave is definitely fired up now that he is back to being Numero Uno.
Rockin some 80's hits in the background 👍👍👍🤘🤘🤘
I used to love hanging out in that neighborhood in my 20’s…. Great times
The pizza looked so good🍕🍕
The way Dave's mouth puffs when he says anything starting with P or B.
So glad this is back!!!
That guys was so high, everybody knows the rules