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Aubrey Plaza Reads Thirst Tweets

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2022 ж. 15 Там.
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You asked, and we heard you. In honor of her new movie “Emily the Criminal,” we had the always-iconic Aubrey Plaza read YOUR thirst tweets. So, how does she really feel about being called daddy? And what are her thoughts on toe sucking? Watch to find out! #AubreyPlaza #ThirstTweets #EmilytheCriminal
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  • Aubrey Plaza saying “I’ll be your daddy” wasn’t something I thought I needed but here we are

    @jennyw5904@jennyw5904 Жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @brenda8538@brenda8538 Жыл бұрын

    • It was so beautiful!

      @zachryder3150@zachryder3150 Жыл бұрын

    • giggles when i heard it

      @sat6rnn@sat6rnn Жыл бұрын

    • timestamp? for research purposes

      @danielpreval4062@danielpreval4062 Жыл бұрын

    • Cringe lesbian

      @justsomeguywithoutprofile7684@justsomeguywithoutprofile7684 Жыл бұрын

  • "the thing is I wanna be dominated, that's what ya'll are missing. I wanna be slapped around and choked and stabbed but whatever"- Miss Aubrey Plaza in the year 2022 confirmed that she is a bottom. This will surely be regarded in the future as a period of great historic significance.

    @anandiganguly3086@anandiganguly3086 Жыл бұрын

    • "I don't know if we're gonna get there, but if we do, you're welcome". My guess is she's a switch.

      @monalisadas9816@monalisadas9816 Жыл бұрын

    • Say less, Aubrey. I volunteer as tribute

      @AlMoSiCe210@AlMoSiCe210 Жыл бұрын

    • She can do ✨both✨, she wants to experience it all 😅.

      @vandita_v@vandita_v Жыл бұрын

    • I can't believe it

      @nyugore6681@nyugore6681 Жыл бұрын

    • noooo 😭😭

      @starlvs@starlvs Жыл бұрын

  • "I'm a nice person," said in the most sociopathic way possible. I love this woman.

    @TheCollectorCave@TheCollectorCave9 ай бұрын

    • Do you actually know what a sociopath is or do you use Twitter a lot? Sorry, do you use X a lot? You're not a psychologist.

      @Anti-HyperLink@Anti-HyperLink8 ай бұрын

    • We all do 😂

      @WardAwadelkarim@WardAwadelkarim6 ай бұрын

    • I also love the switch to "reading this really makes me wanna do it" like 20 seconds later😂

      @maxs.3238@maxs.32385 ай бұрын

    • literally the next one "because I *would* stab you"

      @romulusnr@romulusnr4 ай бұрын

  • "The feminine urge to get railed by Aubrey Plaza" actually made me laugh, that was fucking hilarious

    @MrBadSmash@MrBadSmash7 ай бұрын

    • And her reply: "''Cause I could!" OMG!

      @susieq8424@susieq84244 ай бұрын

  • A horror movie where Aubrey plays herself and just actually does these things to people who tweeted this stuff.

    @ryanburkett949@ryanburkett949 Жыл бұрын

    • You spelled “Porn” weird

      @Mike_Scarn@Mike_Scarn Жыл бұрын

    • I offer as tribute to said movie.

      @codychaney8167@codychaney8167 Жыл бұрын

    • That would actually be a cool movie.

      @dandholmes@dandholmes Жыл бұрын

    • Aubrey's Plaza of Pain

      @parksman0606@parksman0606 Жыл бұрын

    • Brilliant

      @WillEDC@WillEDC Жыл бұрын

  • At this point she would only be shocked to read something like, "I would like to hold hands with Aubrey Plaza".

    @SilverMiraii@SilverMiraii Жыл бұрын

    • whose hands?

      @Macomio80@Macomio80 Жыл бұрын

    • @@Macomio80 And is the rest of the owner present?

      @mfree80286@mfree80286 Жыл бұрын

    • Simp

      @wildwoodandonyx@wildwoodandonyx Жыл бұрын

    • @@mfree80286 i think you mean "and is the rest of the owner still attached"

      @darkvisiongothacked@darkvisiongothacked Жыл бұрын

    • BOT

      @mathewmcfool@mathewmcfool Жыл бұрын

  • She played an emotionally distant, sarcastic, dry, sometimes cruel, anti-social and cute character on a show and she wonders why she attracts masochists? lol

    @swordmonkey6635@swordmonkey66356 ай бұрын

    • It’s cuz many people think others won’t like their actual self. So they invert their own personality into something else This is most prevalent in young men and women If you’re clued in, it’s basically a way of saying, ‘no, but yes’ in a very subtle way

      @amanSpawn00@amanSpawn005 ай бұрын

    • that was acting dummy.

      @tommybards3489@tommybards34895 ай бұрын

    • I think most pretty women don't understand why guys want to be hurt by them, or at least, enough guys where they hear it all the time. Guys get it. Most women find it strange.

      @YTEdy@YTEdy4 ай бұрын

    • She calls any masochist freaks then she admits she would want that for herself wtf lol

      @captainLoknar@captainLoknar4 ай бұрын

    • ​@@YTEdyWhat? It's reasonable to assume more women are into masochistic and overall submissive scenarios than men.. so they absolutely know where it's coming from.

      @captainobvious8037@captainobvious80374 ай бұрын

  • Her delivery is superb. The way she can say all this shit with a *mostly* straight face and it be absolutely hilarious is unmatched.

    @christophermorgan598@christophermorgan5986 ай бұрын

    • Calm down, she was literally just reading messed up tweets. She's not a deity or something.

      @smhdpt12@smhdpt124 ай бұрын

    • She rarely slips up and breaks out in actual laughter, it was great to see her struggle to get through some of these.

      @chad8767@chad87674 ай бұрын

  • "I'm just going to say that 90% of these are probably people telling me that they want to run me over, or hit me in the face or something." I love how deadpan Aubrey delivered this line.

    @trinaq@trinaq Жыл бұрын

    • She was born DeAdPaN!!!😶

      @ghanshyamsingh3653@ghanshyamsingh3653 Жыл бұрын

    • "So let's do it 😍"

      @Nina-dk1sb@Nina-dk1sb Жыл бұрын

    • i thought she was going to say "I'm just going to say that 90% of these.. I've probably already read" haha

      @plantcraftie4141@plantcraftie4141 Жыл бұрын

    • It's the other way round, the people supposedly want HER to run THEM over, and stomp on THEIR face"

      @johnluujl@johnluujl Жыл бұрын

    • Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.

      @hellomate2672@hellomate2672 Жыл бұрын

  • Little did she know…………….Elizabeth Olsen wrote all of them.

    @alexandrahay3304@alexandrahay3304 Жыл бұрын

    • @Alexandra Hay Lol that’s funny. Haha I just visualized Olsen sitting on her bed laughing as she wrote a few thirst tweets at Aubrey. She certainly was enamored by Aubrey.

      @zaynes5094@zaynes5094 Жыл бұрын

    • Best comment ever 😂😂

      @maxine4665@maxine4665 Жыл бұрын

    • Nice

      @jeanwagner1977@jeanwagner1977 Жыл бұрын

    • Take my like

      @tvfunkyman6269@tvfunkyman6269 Жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @Dragon-Slay3r@Dragon-Slay3r Жыл бұрын

  • She's such a gift to the world its unreal.

    @turtleburglary1141@turtleburglary114110 ай бұрын

  • She is the perfect person for this. Between the dry sense of humor, the wit, and the willingness to play along, it just makes it all the funnier.

    @patrickpromen3605@patrickpromen36054 ай бұрын

  • she knew exactly what to expect lmaoo

    @hermywolf5041@hermywolf5041 Жыл бұрын

    • i have a feeling she goes through social media for this when she has the time

      @hectorsumaoang2320@hectorsumaoang2320 Жыл бұрын

    • because she's already read them all before.

      @thisisisabella3634@thisisisabella3634 Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@augustinefaithdefender Yeah she's flooded with these 24/7 already.

      @Norsilca@Norsilca Жыл бұрын

    • She probably rehearsed and practiced this beforehand a bit

      @akshaynatu6568@akshaynatu6568 Жыл бұрын

    • or, OOOR, she knows exactly what she wants 😏

      @allano7814@allano7814 Жыл бұрын

  • Aubrey Plaza saying "what do you want me to do to your holes? be specific." Whew. 10/10

    @mynamescamila@mynamescamila Жыл бұрын

    • mommi

      @brysonlozano7@brysonlozano7 Жыл бұрын

    • Ok that, but when she said to the camera “you’re all sick little babies and you all need to be stepped, stomped on” 🥵 just me? ok

      @avaguavaa@avaguavaa Жыл бұрын

    • I passed out & woke up later when she said that

      @jonasturklbach2705@jonasturklbach2705 Жыл бұрын

    • There's a woman that knows how to please 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @sonofagreatsouthernland@sonofagreatsouthernland Жыл бұрын

    • @@jonasturklbach2705 was it the entry or the exiting of the holes that made you pass out??

      @KingJT80@KingJT80 Жыл бұрын

  • can confirm she IS a nice person i met her and she was very kind

    @rosie2341@rosie23415 ай бұрын

  • Imagine being a kid and someone told you that you'd grow up to be lusted over in the most violent ways

    @sauce6746@sauce674610 ай бұрын

  • I never thought that Aubrey Plaza would create a video reading only MY tweets.

    @MichaelThompson94@MichaelThompson94 Жыл бұрын

    • Lmfaooo

      @cptcool-__-7501@cptcool-__-7501 Жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @sheriefhassanen@sheriefhassanen Жыл бұрын

    • Which one was yours

      @allenpault3858@allenpault3858 Жыл бұрын

    • @@allenpault3858 4:00

      @doran7293@doran7293 Жыл бұрын

    • @@doran7293 thank you

      @allenpault3858@allenpault3858 Жыл бұрын

  • i just love how she knew what people would say in those thirst tweets 😂😂

    @yumiimoraless@yumiimoraless Жыл бұрын

    • she's probably just searched her name on twitter before lmao

      @hedrickoYO@hedrickoYO Жыл бұрын

    • Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.

      @hellomate2672@hellomate2672 Жыл бұрын

    • @@hedrickoYO shoot i didn’t notice 🫣 thanks for the clarification bud

      @yumiimoraless@yumiimoraless Жыл бұрын

    • That's what adds the sexiness to this. She's so alluring and funny.

      @Phoenix-md8sh@Phoenix-md8sh Жыл бұрын

    • @@Phoenix-md8sh agreed

      @yumiimoraless@yumiimoraless Жыл бұрын

  • I LOVE how much she gets her own vibe. It's her character from the Scott Pilgrim movie, right? Just very serious, monotone, abusively mean. but not in an angry way. I LOVE HER in just about anything. By the way, she's a really good actress. But some might say that it's much more difficult to appear to be any kind of a version of yourself on camera. She just makes it all look very natural. She is effortlessly HILARIOUS!!!

    @omarsoliman2355@omarsoliman23555 ай бұрын

  • the way she just leans into it more and more through the video is peak comedy

    @Silas_MN@Silas_MN8 ай бұрын

  • Not as thirsty as i was expecting. Was not expecting the ending with her basically saying she wants to be dominated instead of dominating.

    @michaelklassen777@michaelklassen777 Жыл бұрын

    • They never use the real thirsty tweets with female celebs

      @b0zzyk511@b0zzyk511 Жыл бұрын

    • @@b0zzyk511 why not

      @catherinegelle@catherinegelle Жыл бұрын

    • @@b0zzyk511 they used to, with tanna mogo. I dont know how to spell her last name. But they used to be way thirstier especially with the men and now they are so tame and boring

      @tech4days162@tech4days162 Жыл бұрын

    • Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.

      @hellomate2672@hellomate2672 Жыл бұрын

    • @@tech4days162 well they're still quite explicit and she's not shy and trying to play them down ... I honestly expected this to be way tamer. Like this Buzzfeed in the end, interesting to hear that it was wilder at some point ... judging from the video tho Aubrey could probably make an amazing side income with her openess, if she wanted to.

      @CeziHD@CeziHD Жыл бұрын

  • LMAO. The reveal at the end. Aubrey just wants to be dominated but people just want her to dominate them. She truly is misunderstood. 😂

    @tmoneystickyrice@tmoneystickyrice Жыл бұрын

    • I mean it was a pretty big giveaway when she said she had daddy issues LOL, but then again I'm not surprised most people didn't hear that because they were focused on the other things LOL

      @anthonygregory6797@anthonygregory6797 Жыл бұрын

    • Umm it seemed more so like she was just uncomfortable with the whole video.

      @claudiamessaros8320@claudiamessaros8320 Жыл бұрын

    • @@claudiamessaros8320 It's a mixture. Some of it she is uncomfortable with and some you can tell she is into. She's a little freaky.

      @CharlieLeeHamilton@CharlieLeeHamilton Жыл бұрын

    • That was actually my favorite part where she reveals at the end that she’s just like most women who are into being dominated and get off on being fucked rough and hard.

      @unstoppableExodia@unstoppableExodia Жыл бұрын

    • @@CharlieLeeHamilton no doubt about it. She takes these movie roles that have a common theme, and the freakiness stands out :) She's awesome

      @Golfzilla70@Golfzilla70 Жыл бұрын

  • “Be more specific what do you want me to do to your holes” 😂

    @Dr-YouTube@Dr-YouTube9 ай бұрын

  • 1:54, My favorite moment. This word needs to end. Seriously. I love her facial expressions and just the way she expresses herself. She's such a beautiful woman. 5:11 You can hear someone laughing in the background, lol!!

    @wanderinginthewoods_sam@wanderinginthewoods_sam5 ай бұрын

  • She's the most awkwardly beautiful woman out there

    @undergroundking.@undergroundking. Жыл бұрын

    • Aubrey is more than one woman? Well, *there is something I didn’t know!

      @cheerio8981@cheerio8981 Жыл бұрын

    • I don't even know what a woman is anymore

      @Weimerica8841@Weimerica8841 Жыл бұрын

    • Aubrey but Anna Kendric and Karen Gilligan are also awkward maybe Kristen Bell but yes no one can top Aubrey! i Had a dream about A-Team female reboot - Aubrey Plaza as Murdock, Karen Gilligan as Face, Gina Carano as Mrs. T and Halle Berry as Colonel Smith and Anna Kendric as Amy. + Jame Lee Curtis as Col.Decker

      @mikcnmvedmsfonoteka@mikcnmvedmsfonoteka Жыл бұрын

    • Cos some part of body are paralysed

      @Setso301@Setso301 Жыл бұрын

    • I’m so confused when people say she’s “awkward” she’s the most chill person there is

      @ikariiprince@ikariiprince Жыл бұрын

  • me sacrificing my firstborn for Aubrey Plaza: "sorry about this buddy" my son: "no no, I get it"

    @PlatonicVoyeur@PlatonicVoyeur Жыл бұрын

    • Underrated comment

      @tyriaxepheles7996@tyriaxepheles7996 Жыл бұрын

    • I am fucking dying over here xD

      @jsov8864@jsov8864 Жыл бұрын

    • In the Mahabharata, Bheeshma’s father gave up Bheeshma’s right to inheritance so he could marry a woman, who would only agree to the marriage if her and only her offspring would inherit. Bheeshma agreed to the deal in order to see his father be happy.

      @kaizoisevil@kaizoisevil Жыл бұрын

    • @@kaizoisevil oh my god

      @KantHandleThis@KantHandleThis Жыл бұрын

    • your son: "nice"

      @Jeice555@Jeice555 Жыл бұрын

  • I can’t stop cry-laughing 😂🤣

    @bellalovescoffee42@bellalovescoffee428 ай бұрын

  • lol the end voice over

    @shireyed@shireyed8 ай бұрын

  • If Jenna Ortega plays teenage Wednesday Adams, Aubrey Plaza should play adult Wednesday.

    @HairFIip@HairFIip Жыл бұрын

    • How come did I not think about it huh?

      @aslanov2001@aslanov2001 Жыл бұрын

    • Nah, still gotta give it to Christina Ricci.

      @TheFrugalVideoGamer@TheFrugalVideoGamer Жыл бұрын

    • She mentioned in another interview she’d rather play Morticia

      @PHPUSA66@PHPUSA66 Жыл бұрын

    • She would have been a better Morticia at the very least

      @TheGoodGuy85@TheGoodGuy85 Жыл бұрын

    • Aubrey is just Wednesday in real life

      @heisenberg4406@heisenberg4406 Жыл бұрын

  • 2:10 'that is just nasty and i'm into it' Hahaha She's a legend She's an icon and she is the moment, Edit: what? OMG i'm famous

    @sunflowerness1262@sunflowerness1262 Жыл бұрын

    • Comon now

      @xinthebox@xinthebox Жыл бұрын

    • Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.

      @hellomate2672@hellomate2672 Жыл бұрын

    • Now, c'mon now

      @theaterkween5791@theaterkween5791 Жыл бұрын

    • @@hellomate2672 🖕

      @ichneumon2776@ichneumon2776 Жыл бұрын

    • @@hellomate2672 if you love your jesus go to church not in youtube comments

      @leonscottkennedy007@leonscottkennedy007 Жыл бұрын

  • I did see Emily the Criminal and she was amazing in that role. I sense that she brings a little bit of irony to every role I've seen so far. The sarcastic wit and " I just don't give a shit " attitude that will help her deal with all the Hollywood bullshit. Whether it's a comedic performance or a psychopath like Kat Adams, she's willing to push the boundaries and find another layer to acting.

    @davebongianino4318@davebongianino43188 ай бұрын

  • last 5 seconds of the video were like a stab to my heart

    @World.21@World.214 ай бұрын

  • Aubrey Plaza is like that sadist teacher everyone has a crush on

    @k4l715@k4l715 Жыл бұрын

    • Even though she literally admits at the end that shes a masochist at the end and wants to be choked? not doing the choking?

      @seaseklyps3@seaseklyps3 Жыл бұрын

    • IKR SJDJR.

      @nancyfancy9825@nancyfancy9825 Жыл бұрын

    • @@seaseklyps3 ofc but the way she responded to these tweets be like a sadistic teacher 😂 believe me when i say she reminded me of my prev maths teacher.

      @nancyfancy9825@nancyfancy9825 Жыл бұрын

    • She is ugly, I just don't get it.

      @NeverDoubtMe23@NeverDoubtMe23 Жыл бұрын

    • @@NeverDoubtMe23 Go to the eye doctor right now, my guy.

      @nancyfancy9825@nancyfancy9825 Жыл бұрын

  • I think we’re all just holes for Aubrey plaza

    @Ndndksndbfnsb@Ndndksndbfnsb Жыл бұрын

    • All my holes are hers

      @pashe01@pashe01 Жыл бұрын

    • It's the unifing human experience

      @whythenumber@whythenumber Жыл бұрын

    • stop 😭

      @4n820@4n820 Жыл бұрын

    • Fill me in

      @dmu5370@dmu5370 Жыл бұрын

    • TIME MAGAZINE YH O

      @jeanwagner1977@jeanwagner1977 Жыл бұрын

  • This is honestly some of the funniest shit. I wasnt expecting to click on this due to autoplay, but im glad since I was laughing for like 5 minutes straight. I had to pause the video.

    @Amann0407@Amann040711 ай бұрын

  • "i'm a nice person!" I laugh really hard

    @eusouonumero232@eusouonumero2328 ай бұрын

  • Watching her try to hold in the laughs was the funnest part lmfao

    @TheOnlyLand@TheOnlyLand Жыл бұрын

    • At this point I feel like that's just her natural facial expression lol

      @charlieschurk@charlieschurk Жыл бұрын

    • She’s like a sexy Leslie Nielsen. But female.

      @ozbullymorales1020@ozbullymorales1020 Жыл бұрын

    • Yea but the point was for ME to laugh? 🤷‍♂️😔

      @alexfamie5255@alexfamie52557 ай бұрын

  • She started with "cause i could" then "oh, I would" and ended with "I WILL"

    @dobleonce@dobleonce Жыл бұрын

  • This is gold. Straight to favorites. 😂

    @yeags1383@yeags1383 Жыл бұрын

  • "What do you want me to do to your holes, Twitter?".🤣

    @Francois176@Francois1768 ай бұрын

  • Never dreamed I'd live to hear Aubrey Plaza say the word "bussy"

    @saroachman@saroachman Жыл бұрын

    • lol that's a gross word when it's used on a woman

      @XenaBe25@XenaBe2510 ай бұрын

    • @@XenaBe25I don’t even know wtf the word is but it still sounds gross. I’m guessing its the new way kids say “p*ssy” without actually saying it, but it sounds stupid.

      @ninja_tony@ninja_tony9 ай бұрын

    • @@ninja_tony It's what men who are pretending call their partners' man cave f*kholes when they want to pretend their partners are **cough** capable of menstruating. I never understood why all the pretending, personally. If you're a fudgepacker, just admit it, already. Wear it like a rainbow and be proud of the poop you slap your boys into.

      @XenaBe25@XenaBe259 ай бұрын

    • @@ninja_tony worse, it's "boys pussy" so ass, it's a gay slang, you were better without knowing it but now you do, live with it.

      @marcosc9130@marcosc91309 ай бұрын

    • @@ninja_tony Nah it's mostly used to refer to men, mostly femboys. Still a weird word but eh what can you do, people say what they want to say.

      @Databat123@Databat1239 ай бұрын

  • "i am free on never day" it reminds me of april scheduling ron's appointments in a day that does not exist.

    @healingpoisonbreak9984@healingpoisonbreak9984 Жыл бұрын

    • A day she *thought* didn't exist, march 31st, which is actually a day that very much exists

      @anylove370@anylove370 Жыл бұрын

    • @@anylove370 yeah I know that. this is obviously about after she realized her mistake

      @healingpoisonbreak9984@healingpoisonbreak9984 Жыл бұрын

    • @@healingpoisonbreak9984 I wasn't razzing on your comment, I really like the joke from the show so because your comment mentions the setup, I wanted to bring up the punchline

      @anylove370@anylove370 Жыл бұрын

    • @@anylove370 😊

      @healingpoisonbreak9984@healingpoisonbreak9984 Жыл бұрын

    • Smarch weather on The Simpsons

      @DJ-iu5bb@DJ-iu5bb Жыл бұрын

  • idk what those comments were... alls i gotta say is you're genuinely beautiful inside and out. i love your sense of humor and personality combination. it's so uniquely you and i love it.

    @drewskiwest5284@drewskiwest52845 ай бұрын

  • This was fucking hilarious. Aubrey plaza took that like a champ.

    @RobertAcsell-zi1gy@RobertAcsell-zi1gy7 ай бұрын

  • At this point she could start an only fans with just pictures of her feet and bring in millions. Man the world is crazy.

    @Coverdrive400@Coverdrive400 Жыл бұрын

    • I'm not even into feet but I'd pay $5 for that.

      @Weimerica8841@Weimerica8841 Жыл бұрын

    • Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.

      @hellomate2672@hellomate2672 Жыл бұрын

    • This sounds exactly like an ex-boss of mine 😐

      @horuslupercal2385@horuslupercal2385 Жыл бұрын

    • Inserting her feet into holes

      @Joshu_Y@Joshu_Y Жыл бұрын

    • She could literally be rich af

      @RedHeadThriller10@RedHeadThriller10 Жыл бұрын

  • I’m like the gayest dude ever, but man, every time she stuck her tongue in her cheek suggestively I think I knew what it felt like to be straight for a split second.

    @zerjiozerjio@zerjiozerjio Жыл бұрын

    • Straight for Aubrey? LOL!

      @ObsidianLife@ObsidianLife Жыл бұрын

    • this is the best comment i've ever read

      @gilanapatrick@gilanapatrick Жыл бұрын

    • It happens my lesbian friend has a huge hard on Henry Cavill and Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston

      @forspartaaa2348@forspartaaa2348 Жыл бұрын

    • @@ObsidianLife ikr like i am a dude and i don't feel that way like how the OP does for her

      @forspartaaa2348@forspartaaa2348 Жыл бұрын

    • Lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @ChrisShafi@ChrisShafi Жыл бұрын

  • So I learned a new term today "Thirst Tweets" but I'm confused how are these different from my usual tweets?

    @joekagerer@joekagerer8 ай бұрын

  • Oh my god her ending words were the perfect plot twist, and yet were still not nearly as unhinged as the thirs tweets.

    @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961@raidenthenctzenwithinsomni49617 ай бұрын

  • The editing on that "Idk this person" about Matthew Gray Gubler lmao

    @yessicasalinas166@yessicasalinas166 Жыл бұрын

  • So we're just not going to talk about that ending? Cause like, Aubrey, I'm your woman

    @anylove370@anylove370 Жыл бұрын

    • Tell that to her husband 😂

      @mione134@mione134 Жыл бұрын

    • @@mione134 Oh I would!

      @briarelyse5136@briarelyse5136 Жыл бұрын

    • @@mione134 be glad to. She's out here asking for someone to dominate her, clearly buddy boy ain't up to the task

      @anylove370@anylove370 Жыл бұрын

    • I'll dominate her and her husband. They can take turns watching me work.

      @jeremywrentzel7390@jeremywrentzel7390 Жыл бұрын

    • @@anylove370 she wants a man not a sandwich maker get real

      @ivanweapon1196@ivanweapon1196 Жыл бұрын

  • I clicked on this because Aubrey Plaza, not Buzzfeed.

    @murderface15g13@murderface15g135 ай бұрын

  • The "I'm free on Thursday" endless post is the best 😅

    @crisauks3708@crisauks370810 ай бұрын

  • I'd let Aubrey Plaza pay my energy bills this winter.

    @michaeldowd8422@michaeldowd8422 Жыл бұрын

    • Sicko

      @hobojungle1@hobojungle1 Жыл бұрын

    • That was the best one 😂

      @Soxfandan@Soxfandan Жыл бұрын

    • @@hobojungle1 I know. I need help. Especially with the gas bill.

      @michaeldowd8422@michaeldowd8422 Жыл бұрын

    • @@michaeldowd8422 Brilliant! Kindest regards, Richard U.K

      @RichardRatner.1972@RichardRatner.1972 Жыл бұрын

    • @@RichardRatner.1972 Coming across this clip now and replying to your comment from hours ago.

      @ayadali9112@ayadali9112 Жыл бұрын

  • she's so fucking funny i couldn't stop laughing

    @kafkaf7392@kafkaf7392 Жыл бұрын

    • off topic but cas in your pfp

      @urrockstargf111@urrockstargf111 Жыл бұрын

    • Jesus loves y’all! God bless y’all! God loves you and is your protector and healer. Praise be to Jesus!!! “God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1.

      @hellomate2672@hellomate2672 Жыл бұрын

    • @@urrockstargf111 ty:)

      @kafkaf7392@kafkaf7392 Жыл бұрын

    • I believe she's funny without even trying 😂

      @jeffpro8@jeffpro8 Жыл бұрын

    • @@jeffpro8 right!? she just exists and i laugh, it's kind of concerning😂

      @kafkaf7392@kafkaf7392 Жыл бұрын

  • Aubrey Plaza is a very talented, witty, beautiful woman.

    @carlosquintero8322@carlosquintero83228 ай бұрын

  • My new favorite video I feel blessed this showed up on my feed

    @joyboy8781@joyboy878111 ай бұрын

  • I love how Aubrey is both taken aback and down to clown for these tweets.

    @ShinRyojin@ShinRyojin Жыл бұрын

  • Her progressively getting more annoyed, yet also more into the idea of dominating these people is everything lol

    @daviddiazv17@daviddiazv17 Жыл бұрын

  • Honestly, all these tweets about wanting her to be a daddy dom, but she is clearly the world's biggest sub. How is it not obvious?

    @mr.e5595@mr.e55959 ай бұрын

  • I just want to see Aubrey Plaza play MTV's Daria again.

    @edr3158@edr31589 ай бұрын

  • I love how she delivers this with such a serious face she’s so witty

    @carsonjones6479@carsonjones6479 Жыл бұрын

  • Here homie in the back ground crack up when she said “think about me stabbing your holes” LOL

    @Asheso80@Asheso809 ай бұрын

  • Nothing but class 😂

    @andersonm1975@andersonm19758 ай бұрын

  • *Iam almost 100% sure that Aubrey Plaza stomped on an Hollywood executive's face at one point in her career.*

    @janlim0916@janlim0916 Жыл бұрын

    • @1 point? I am almost sure like 90% she has a practice of doing that to Hollywood execs.

      @pashe01@pashe01 Жыл бұрын

    • What the hell is sexy about being stepped on and stabbed. Why would you want anyone to do? I just don't get it.

      @mr.e7541@mr.e7541 Жыл бұрын

    • @@mr.e7541 these are fetishes. Some fetishes are more extrem than others.

      @kartank1068@kartank1068 Жыл бұрын

  • Aubrey knew exactly what she expected 😂

    @paulinahawrysio4144@paulinahawrysio4144 Жыл бұрын

    • well I was thirsty? and what tf is sim I dont get it either tho I use it?

      @gracie99999@gracie99999 Жыл бұрын

    • I would hope so

      @ruinbloom9061@ruinbloom9061 Жыл бұрын

  • It's ironic, because, as a Dom, I get serious sub/brat/slave/masochist vibes from Aubrey. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    @marchofsaints@marchofsaints11 ай бұрын

    • Listen to the end of the video

      @Sasuke2ss@Sasuke2ss10 ай бұрын

  • Irish and Puerto Rican? Right? It's incredible. I mean, you are incredible Aubrey. Keep up the... stuff.

    @BattleAxeRX@BattleAxeRX8 ай бұрын

  • Knew she wouldn't dissapoint.

    @armandogarciaaizaga4728@armandogarciaaizaga4728 Жыл бұрын

  • This probably one of the best thirst tweets ever!

    @castawayonthemoon@castawayonthemoon Жыл бұрын

  • She's the funniest woman I've ever listened to 😂

    @paulavery5889@paulavery58899 ай бұрын

  • She's funny! I like when she talks to talk show hosts. Such a quick wit!

    @charlesmauro5905@charlesmauro590510 ай бұрын

  • The voice, the expressions, the sense of humor everything about her is awesome. She is awesome.

    @mohdshareef563@mohdshareef563 Жыл бұрын

    • YYY83

      @jeanwagner1977@jeanwagner1977 Жыл бұрын

    • @@jeanwagner1977 what does that mean?

      @mohdshareef563@mohdshareef563 Жыл бұрын

    • @@jeanwagner1977 These are the launch codes.

      @fleebertreatise1063@fleebertreatise1063 Жыл бұрын

  • So she likes feet stuff, she has daddy issues, and most importantly she wants to be dominated 😵 such an overload of information. Always love her attitude and humour regardless of the topic of an interview.

    @Thebeastakuma1337@Thebeastakuma1337 Жыл бұрын

    • Nah. She has a kink with running people over with cars.

      @deviousj5868@deviousj5868 Жыл бұрын

    • "I'm just a big ol' baby, I need my dipey changed" -Aubrey Plaza

      @zorantaylor3190@zorantaylor3190 Жыл бұрын

    • Spoiler: every woman wants to be dominated

      @TheJooberjones@TheJooberjones Жыл бұрын

    • @@TheJooberjones cap

      @astr0sauce@astr0sauce Жыл бұрын

    • @@astr0sauce OnG

      @TheJooberjones@TheJooberjones Жыл бұрын

  • It was cool of her to do this even though it’s clear she doesn’t want to

    @TheNetflixGamer@TheNetflixGamer7 ай бұрын

  • I’d say I want Elizabeth Olsen to read thirst tweets, but I am scared for her if she did.

    @Orcaluv26@Orcaluv26 Жыл бұрын

    • Oh God I would hope not. Not her man..

      @deviousj5868@deviousj5868 Жыл бұрын

    • Don't think she ever would. She's not a fan of social media stuff. To be fair for good reason.

      @Azrael713@Azrael713 Жыл бұрын

    • @@Azrael713 yeah what happened to her was extraordinarily uncalled for

      @Orcaluv26@Orcaluv26 Жыл бұрын

    • @@Orcaluv26 Wdym? What happened?

      @angramainyu9220@angramainyu9220 Жыл бұрын

    • She's too pure

      @atryan1125@atryan1125 Жыл бұрын

  • I love when she calls us sick 🥵

    @Pebbles01177@Pebbles01177 Жыл бұрын

    • @AnimalRocks it’s not the same from you

      @Pebbles01177@Pebbles01177 Жыл бұрын

    • Roman Roy is that you?

      @rhys69696@rhys69696 Жыл бұрын

    • Omg I loooove this weird comments😂❤

      @Martyrium5@Martyrium55 ай бұрын

    • Yesss turns me on

      @StarKushExoticGalaxy@StarKushExoticGalaxy4 ай бұрын

    • 4:21 AMBATAKAUM ‼️

      @kojoattah3987@kojoattah39873 ай бұрын

  • What a goddess. Mental note about the domination bit, hardly likely to ever get to use it in practise but even so!

    @shaunsaunders531@shaunsaunders5317 ай бұрын

  • shes great w sarcasm.

    @emanueledinunzio8177@emanueledinunzio81778 ай бұрын

  • "I'm free... Neverday!" Haha, I love how much shade Aubrey has! 😂😎

    @trinaq@trinaq Жыл бұрын

  • It's hilarious that she knew exactly what these people were gonna say, she must read comments in her spare time lol.

    @rodbelding9523@rodbelding9523 Жыл бұрын

  • Aubrey is maybe the coolest actor in the world

    @dutta.rajarshi5@dutta.rajarshi58 ай бұрын

  • her saying “bussy” is not something I’d expect in this timeline

    @FormaAlert@FormaAlert8 ай бұрын

  • I could really go for a series where she plays the hero, villian, and love interest

    @jameljenks2584@jameljenks2584 Жыл бұрын

    • I started Legion and she's in it

      @randomplayer9025@randomplayer9025 Жыл бұрын

  • I enjoyed seeing her breaking out of her usual "deadpan" demeanor and get genuinely tickled by the tweets (:

    @Blullaby@Blullaby Жыл бұрын

    • 1883 🇺🇲🪞⚖️😭😭

      @jeanwagner1977@jeanwagner1977 Жыл бұрын

  • Okay this was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing the entire time.

    @averybrooks2099@averybrooks2099 Жыл бұрын

  • I See Aubrey Plaza from Criminal Minds, I click

    @ItzBayzz@ItzBayzz9 ай бұрын

  • Aubrey has the weirdest fans. Life is Aubrey. Aubrey is life.

    @0525loki@0525loki Жыл бұрын

    • ½

      @jeanwagner1977@jeanwagner1977 Жыл бұрын

    • Well you get what u give

      @Puppy_Puppington@Puppy_Puppington Жыл бұрын

  • "I'd put myself on a spit roast for Aubrey Plaza." "Thank you so much." That *KILLED* me 🤣

    @JT-xh1ih@JT-xh1ih Жыл бұрын

  • Aubrey youre just making me love you morw jesus

    @DrewGrandechaincollision@DrewGrandechaincollision8 ай бұрын

  • giggling and kicking my feet everytime she looks at the camera

    @leonardoramosnewlands7897@leonardoramosnewlands78979 ай бұрын

  • she's so effortlessly funny

    @heatherheatherandheather846@heatherheatherandheather846 Жыл бұрын

  • I would like to see her reaction to tweets like : I would make Aubrey Plaza a cake. I would like to have philosophical discussions in the park with Aubrey Plaza. Just the deadpan of statements like these would really be something else.

    @user-xf5nf9oo2t@user-xf5nf9oo2t Жыл бұрын

    • I want to have Aubrey Plaza's cake and eat it too

      @Blagmafuga@Blagmafuga Жыл бұрын

    • I want to breathe in the same radius as Aubrey Plaza. I want to greet Aubrey Plaza in a kind manner.

      @robinyowife@robinyowife Жыл бұрын

    • I would like to nod at Aubrey from across the plaza.

      @Jagar_Tharn@Jagar_Tharn Жыл бұрын

    • @@robinyowife Ok, now you're creeping her out.

      @NJGuy1973@NJGuy1973 Жыл бұрын

    • Lol women don't want that

      @donaldpump3072@donaldpump3072 Жыл бұрын

  • So i guess i love all of what I've been LUCKY too see so far

    @user-ic8lu9ts4u@user-ic8lu9ts4u9 ай бұрын

  • I come back to watch this and laugh out loud alone in my house like a nutcase now and again.

    @razortongue9000@razortongue90003 ай бұрын

  • "I don't know who Matthew Gray Gubler is, I've never of that person in my life" 😐 OMG I love her so much

    @lesmercredis@lesmercredis Жыл бұрын

  • 3:42 ma’am?? i’m not okay

    @angie2563@angie2563 Жыл бұрын

  • After reading this, I'm a bigger Aubrey fan than I already was. Even if this were in another language.

    @elthe3rd@elthe3rd8 ай бұрын

  • Real thirst tweets were hidden for her sanity. There’s way dirty shit out there and not everyone can handle that. Not even Aubrey.

    @samarth900@samarth9008 ай бұрын

  • “Okay fine I will stab you” No, you’re playing into their game. That’s how they win.

    @controlfreak110@controlfreak110 Жыл бұрын

  • "Simp is the grossest word I've ever heard though. I don't like saying it or reading it." Aubrey Plaza, you have done well. 😍

    @jcp1984again@jcp1984again Жыл бұрын

    • Simp for simpleton lol.

      @txmetalhead82xk@txmetalhead82xk Жыл бұрын

    • Simps deserve death. Their families too. This is not up for debate lmao

      @LukeyMia4@LukeyMia4 Жыл бұрын

    • Based

      @jens2049@jens2049 Жыл бұрын

    • @@txmetalhead82xk It's amazing how people take the short form of a word and try to make it seem like something new.

      @thegreatnoob9991@thegreatnoob9991 Жыл бұрын
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