In this video I talk about a patient I took care of who had small genitalia and how it led to an experience that brought serious emotional trauma.
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This video taught me that sometimes… size matters
Size of what
Nice
The urge is real THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Glowstick
Thats what she said
“Most guys have a carrot that can bend” *Carrot snaps* Me: *uncomfortable sweating*
lmfao same
My body both cringe and laugh at that bpart
Lol same
fun fact your "junk" can snap
@ToppoAll ok
Male scrubs = minecraft Steve
When you think of it that way it's not so bad 🤔
but minecraft steve is a hunk
That is true
@@TheSeaRabbit can you say e?
Jelly
If you came here to say "that's aN ApPLe nOt An oRaNGe" then you fell for it. I did that to get more viewer interaction you FOOL (and when I was at the grocery I couldn't remember what I said in the video so I got an apple)
That is such a Technoblade thing to say lol
God damn it I was about to make a funny joke
an apple a day keeps the doctor away 😏
this deeply upsets me
but ill comment twice because that’s sorta brilliant
i love how he just disappears and never brings up his absence. it feels like a man stuck in time...
@your rage u mean garbage
That's his video schedule
He mentioned it a while ago on his Instagram, he just recently started working as a nurse so he doesn't have enough time to create videos like he used to when he was a nurse student :)
He did… he recently got out of nursing school and has been working as a nurse…
i think nursing school is acknowledgement enough
Me a freshman who knows what a coronary stent is “well who is smarter now”
Me a 8th grader who knows what a coronary stent is “well who is smarter now” 🙃
What is a coronary stent than, goodsir?
Well we are the same age mate so we’re equally smart
Still him
Me, a person who had to pay watch someone get one
“I pulled up his hospital gown and saw he had a very small-“ mid roll ad plays
BRO THAT HAPPENED TO ME TO I JUST BURSTED OUT LAUGHING
@@Devilspade ah the fabled mid roll ad, makes the funniest perfectlycut moments, no wonder he wanted it so bad
LOL I didn't get then but that sounds hilarious
"and he had a very small- *RAID SHADOW LEGENDS IS A FREE TO PLAY MMORPG IN WHICH YOU CAN-*......package
@@samwise1530 LOL
I never really understood men's obsession with their "twizler" size, but apparently it affects their ability to pee more easily. So that's interesting
Not by that much unless you're really small like really really small
ye its never a problem unless either the carrot snaps or its a grape and not a twizzler.
Also because sex exists and that makes them feel like it needs to be big
@@peterabenante_2109 not necessarily big, but a grape is too small to make babies with
@@henryhere there is no adequate reference guide from how small you are soft to how big you are hard and if he was hard I feel like it would have only been weirder the whole "grower not a show-er" turn of phrase is a real thing and has a medical term that I'm not going to look up but ultimately has to do with the tendon that makes your buddy stand at attention and how if that tendon is tight when your soft plus how much blood the ol pepperoni carries itll make your outie into an innie. I got to do an article about men and their member obsession. The weirdest part to me as a guy who's comfortable with what I bat with is how much these dudes care more about what other guys think in a locker room or whatever and most surgeries focus on lengthening the dangle while soft rather than on hard. Weird right?
This is why I only want to be on the receiving end of a nursing home. Wait, no-
Lmao
Uh oh
@@ButterFingers_ wait I missed the joke
AYO
*Ages you 50 years*
...Much RESPECT is needed to be directed towards everyone in nursing and hospital care🙌🙌🙌🙌
Highly agreed. RESPECC THE MEDICAL WORKERS
Except to those nurses that won't vaccinate now even tho they got every other vaccine before. Also, except those rude nurses that make you feel worse even when you're already feeling like shit
Oh HELL yeah
IMAGINE THINKIJG COVID IS REAL LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHDNSJVHRRBGHREOUHRSGKURWUIGGRWUIGETUIGRSOIHFEGGSEU (Joke just in case nobody can tell :v)
Yesss
When the world needed him most he returned to help us
@its fine why?
I was burnt on 75% of my body (face, groin & soles of my feet were unscathed) and when I was in the hospital my wounds made a nursing student have to leave the room & puke 😂 the next day she fainted after seeing another patient. Some ppl are born for the job, others not so much.
Oof are you okay?
I hope you've recovered well :) If you happen to know, what did the other patient have that made her faint?
@@sinnlos229 I'm doing great now (managed to keep my legs at least) and I'm used to the nerve pain. I was in the burn ward, so I'm assuming the other guy had burn injuries. The Nurse in training was from a different part of the Hospital & was thinking of transferring to Burn Care. I dont think she went through w it lol
@@toomanyhobbies116 fucks sake mate, "I kept my legs" is one hell of a standard. All the best for your future!
@@toomanyhobbies116 what even happened I mean did your house burn down of some’n did someone attack you I mean how does that happpen??? also lmfao that student 😆😂😛😂🤣
TheSeaRabbit in Real Life: *Actual Buff Chad* His Voice: ✨❤️
Lol
Just went to his Instagram and he really does look nothing like his character and voice
he looks a lot more like a chad than his character represents
I KNOW HE IS A BEEFCAKE AND IM SHOOK
@@mr.radical9659 for real tho! Half of his posts are lifting
How can he look nothing like generic white guy? **goes to insta**
I for a second thought that it was someone else's insta until I saw his IG story.
I hope guys who have "carrots" take care of themselves. And I have even more respect for medical staff, now for the in-training nurses. You are a brave, brave sea rabbit my good sir.
Carrot snapped now have a grain of rice
@@fusion4627 lol yeah. I do feel bad as well for guys who are born with "grapes", but no matter what fruit or veggie, or plant, you have just care for it to make it the best it can be.
@Fahim Tarmizi Whoever did they un-unliked?
@Fahim Tarmizi haha XD
It took me an embarrassing solid 30 seconds after the "glue to an orange" statement for me to realise that 'Oh... that wasn't an orange!!!'
Wait he said orange?! I thought he said apple!
“Don’t let them you let him pee on himself” that killed me bahaha
Nurses deserves so much more respect. It's kinda bs how little ppl recognize what they have to go through on a daily basis. Nurses do a lot of work (just thinking abt it makes me stressed monkaS).
I'm amazed that your a nursing student AND a youtube animator. Mad respect.
Mayonnaise on an escalator, going upstairs to see you later.
Yes
correct
BYE BYE
Yes
Bye bye to the skyyyy
Female scrubs really are amazing honestly. They're comfortable, have pockets for days, and look fantastic if you find ones that fit well. I have like 4 sets
I’ve been in healthcare for some time and want to offer a Fun Fact/Tip- Older men, especially heavier set older men tend “turtle in” when laying down. When they are bed bound and using a urinal, there’s a trick that can be used. If you push softly right above the “grape” it tends to come out a bit more so it is easier to aim into the urinal. Then place the urinal where you finger was and make sure keep that pressure using the urinal so it doesn’t “turtle” back in until you’re ready. I had a really good RN and CNAs during my clinicals. Otherwise I never would have thought this would work!
As a new grad RN, I thank you for this nugget of wisdom :)
“Male scrubs are just kinda.. *low synthesizer note*”
The man's finally back
This july I found out I'm diabetic and had to be recovered. One of the nurses, seeing me pretty depressed, decided to cheer me up by telling me a story about from his work. This video reminded me of that. Although Searabbit didn't get decked in the face by the patient apparently.
Rainworld pog
I-
@@spectralslog4127 Very poggers
The way the anger was aimed/ progressed from not being mad at the man but being mad at his acorn, to then being mad at God, idk why that progression took so many unexpecting turns, it made me laugh so hard 😂 that poor man, maybe that's why he's grumpy jkjk. I hope he's OK, even if he was a really rude patient
The struggle of peeing uncircumcised, it will go at the weirdest angle at first and then you have to pull the skin back in order to get to aim straight, but even then there might be a little dribble that will go whatever which way. The right move may have been to cover the whole member in the jug but knowing your luck it might've gone backwards
This is a piece of knowledge I didn’t want to learn and now can never forget
👁👁 thank you for sharing this, dude, sincerely. but what the fuck?
…well damn I feel bad for well anyone who isn’t… /nvmd The people reading this:👁👄👁 😂 😨 🤭 🥺 🥱 😑 😔 🤯🤯🤯
😧🤯👀🍌🥕↖️↕️↗️🌽🌶
Shoutout to nurses. After my brain surgery I had to spend three days recovering and even though I was pissed when you’d wake me up at 12am to make sure I got my meds, yall helped me so much.
unrelated to the video, I just had the best bowl of cheerios
cheerios go hard ngl
as you should
that’s greats, m8. just had the best orange juice of my life lol
Cherrios are undoubtedly the best
@@marcelamonkey4268 ok i imma have to disagree with u on that one cinnamon toast crunch is the best obv
I was in the hospital for 6 days and my favorite part was meeting the residents and students. It was a children's hospital and I was 16 so I was an easier patient and I wasn't in there for any major reason, just monitoring. So it was cool watching them teach newer staff how to do EKGs and even how to talk to patients. They had to redo my IV so they had a technician do it with a resident there to teach him, and he told me about medical school and how they had to practice on each other. I was a lot of people's firsts, even if it was just taking my blood pressure or listening to my heart, it made me really happy. And it was really cool learning with them! I had a physics project and I chose to do it on ultrasounds, so when they did an ultra sound of my heart, I asked them questions and had them explain it to me and was able to cite it as an interview on my project (which I got a 100 on). Everything about it was really cool.
I love how adding the ad due to not getting mid-roll ads made the video long enough for mid-roll ads
4:26 That was literally the best ad timing ever lmao
4:39 PLEASE I GOT A BIRTH CONTROL AD RIGHT AFTER THIS
When the world needed him so much HE RETURNED :D
Started nursing school a few weeks ago, couldn't be better timed. The stress is definitely real.
Being able to comprehend anything medical related makes you a badass. I literally can’t stand seeing surgery or a gross check-up, because I’d likely pass out or have to sit down somewhere
5:10 totally a orange and not a apple (great job sea, great job)
Omg he’s alive
“It was just an evenlope” lol
“Hope it’s just as uncomfortable to listen to as it is to tell” Yes, yes it is…but I’m also bursting out laughing
I'm proud of you, knowing people who have become nurses, it is hard work. I know I couldn't do it.
Massive respects to tomspizza for the editing
B) you’re a real one
You see… Most guys have a Twizzler… That had me ROLLING on the ground with laughter!
Yeah my mom's a nurse and I get to hear the occasional stories. Trust me, we will be getting more. Just wait until the full moons.
I’m really excited to become a nurse. I’m a guy so this channel makes me happy to see such a great guy achieve the dream!
As a person who is planning on going to college to enter the Nursing field, this video was lowkey educational lol
LETS GO YOU UPLOADED! I’m your biggest fan and I’m thinking about making a animation channel myself, thank you for making my life a little bit more entertaining.
I am proud of you! I'm just starting college and it is.....a lot.
1:45 what’s funny is that he’s actually built like this.
Your videos are so great to watch after a hard day of school and seeing your journey to success makes me feel just a little bit better and I wish you luck in your upcoming future and career 😄
I start clinicals in October and I have yet to have a day where I'm like "I so ready for clinicals" and that's how alot of people in the cohort feel. Hope it gets better
I don’t normally talk about memes but YOU sir are what I picture when I think of chad
The legend is back btw congrats on graduation
As I'm literally over here eating grapes 😂
I saw this upload and decided to wait to watch it for the first time with my mom, a nurse, and it was one of the more awkward experiences of my life So thanks for that
I am currently in nursing school right now and this gave me something to smile about, as I did my first Clinical today and ended up crying in my car during break because of how overwhelmed I got. At least my patient is a sweetheart.
Love this dude
Oh my gosh😂😂 stuff like this reminds me why I didn’t go into anything medical related
good to see a new video my man.
This joys me to see you back
5:05 that orange lookin a lil different
Lol
Good day when he uploads
There are some videos on the internet that make you ask, “why did I watch that?”… That’s the end of the statement
please more of these omg
I too want to see an ab shirt on male nurses
I work in a Long Term Care home and it is incredibly common to have people not only pee on themselves but on staff as well. I have been also been shat on more times than i can count. It's a gross job but it can be really fun when elders arent getting in fist fights or peeing on everything.
Good to see your back
5:05 love the orange the grape is attached to
Me at 7:22 minute mark: WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT…. What are we talking about 😏
The king 👑 is back..TIME FOR THE MEMES
Finaly a new vid keep up the good work
The sound effect when you’re explaining the scrub situation made me choke on my water lmao.
Telling your nursing stories is so relatable??? not to me, but to my sisters and mom who also experiences this kind of thing on the daily. Though the stories I hear most of the time from them are poop stories
This video was, as usual, amazing. But I feel like I could have lived my life without hearing that story...
Great video man
Ok so went to his insta and hes smart/in medical field, funny and artistic/can draw to some degree and is buff and handsome . He really is the full package. Blessed with all the gifts
This was way too funny, can’t wait till I go to nursing school 😂
currently stopped studying for my med-surg 3 exam to watch this! can't wait for more! nursing school is hard, hahahaimsoexhaustedddhaha
Dang, I was considering Medical Sciences in Nursing, you have any tips on someone with a burning passion? 💖✨👑
@@Fallograme Just go for it head on! It’s a tough field but when you have the passion for it and drive to learn, it makes all the sleepless nights worth it :) You’ll do absolutely amazing! Also remember to drink a lot of water and have food on you because stress + exhaustion + hunger don’t mix well at all! Good luck ^__^
Great video as always
You deserve at least five million subs for how good you are
Oh I forgot about this funny boi
It's been a while since I've laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
I love how you hand draw everything! It's so unique and cool! Your drawing style reminds me of MessyHairCreations
Awesome video, worth the wait 👍
A twizler is more bendable than a grape
Indeed it is
I didn't know you were a nursing student! I have just started nursing school and it's picking up, you got any tips for a rookie? I have heard that clinicals and pharmacology are the toughest parts. ^^;
This is really fun to hear now that I'm taking a health science technology class
“You see if I attach this grape to this Orange” *shows apple
Isn’t there a whole LuluLemon-type company that exclusively makes stylish scrubs and other medical clothes? I think it’s called Figs
Oh that’s why you did not post for a long time
Ay welcome back
10/10 content right here. Incredible
5:58 Me: Nah; if people feel awkward with stuff like this, they need to get thair shit togeather....
We love a shameless plug
OH MY GOD YOUR BACK!!!
So sorry, just so sorry
GOD HAS RETURNED TO US MORTALS YES YES YES
The add timing was perfect
Congrats on getting your job!
Dude I just graduated as well and this is TOO REAL xD Nursing school was a ride. I remember learning to check blood sugar was so stresssful and now its no biggie except when you have to get it done before med pass! I look forward to seeing more stories. Maybe do one on skills check-off days xD not stressful AT ALL haha