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Trump Wants The U.S. To 'Be Cool' About China

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
2024 ж. 12 Мам.
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The President channeled 'West Side Story' while defending his hypocritical directive to help China's phone giant, ZTE, to 'get back in business.'
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  • If Donanld Trump says his mother was kind, loving and smart, then he didn't learn a thing from his mother.

    @rysun8709@rysun87096 жыл бұрын

    • Ry Sun My thoughts exactly.

      @dammyishie@dammyishie6 жыл бұрын

    • Ry Sun agreed

      @timeaesnyx@timeaesnyx6 жыл бұрын

    • Ry Sun no not one thing

      @evonwilliams7502@evonwilliams75026 жыл бұрын

    • Ry Sun & how telling that he calls his own mother "A very nice person", yet he calls Kim Jong Un "an excellent person." SMH. Seriously someone PLEASE SMH. Peace.

      @maggierezac5820@maggierezac58206 жыл бұрын

    • Avoid seeing pictures of her: they will haunt you.

      @jbeta4948@jbeta49486 жыл бұрын

  • Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken LOL!!

    @missy4663@missy46636 жыл бұрын

    • Miss Maude One of the best lines ever!!

      @GreenDragon11@GreenDragon116 жыл бұрын

    • Miss Maude I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣😃

      @governormadea5937@governormadea59376 жыл бұрын

    • Miss Maude I died on that part . Lol 😙😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @peanutsarecheap1997@peanutsarecheap19976 жыл бұрын

    • Joseph Mastroianni - hey, look everybody! It's Captain Copy & Paste!👏👏👏 Listen Sparky, if you're going to paste the self same incoherent burble on every single comment thread, then at least make it interesting. Throw in some funny emojis or something. 😕

      @judioregan4210@judioregan42106 жыл бұрын

  • Ivanka and Jared could be twins.. they both have an unsettlingly hollow and unfinished look, like the wraiths of a couple of wax figures

    @camelshitonthewalls446@camelshitonthewalls4466 жыл бұрын

  • How could you have had 3 wives but couldn't mention any of them in your mother's day speech? Not even "I thank the mother's of my kids". Damn shame! Well, they know what they signed up for.

    @user-zo2rn1ct6i@user-zo2rn1ct6i6 жыл бұрын

    • Emmanuel Ezenwa Trump has No Moral compass whatsoever.

      @mustardseed308@mustardseed3086 жыл бұрын

  • I find it hilarious how much Trump has backtracked on China.

    @JustMe-em7hl@JustMe-em7hl6 жыл бұрын

  • Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken... Man, I love Stephen Colbert. Mattel should really get in on this. It would be an amazing collectors item.

    @jamied.9284@jamied.92846 жыл бұрын

  • "Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken"...Mattel would definitely a killing of these new lines of dolls!

    @paulramos4037@paulramos40376 жыл бұрын

    • Thats no joke - theyd probably have a tough time keeping up with production.

      @TheCalvin1902@TheCalvin19026 жыл бұрын

    • This man is a fucking savage

      @coreyc.8558@coreyc.85586 жыл бұрын

    • With that voice too, obviously

      @bernardoheusi6146@bernardoheusi61466 жыл бұрын

    • You know they'd be "made in china" ... you just know...

      @liquidminds@liquidminds6 жыл бұрын

    • They actually could because political figures are exempt from copyright protection.

      @peppeddu@peppeddu6 жыл бұрын

  • "Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken" So funny!!!

    @gloriac4224@gloriac42246 жыл бұрын

  • Peace Treaty Barbie is good but New York Daily News has everyone beat with their title for Ivanka: Daddy's Little Ghoul.

    @sdgdhpmbp@sdgdhpmbp6 жыл бұрын

  • Build the ramp!!!! Lol!

    @juantubey@juantubey6 жыл бұрын

  • Trump looks like he's struggling to read the card behind the camera lol

    @ingrid_mxx@ingrid_mxx6 жыл бұрын

  • He doesn't mention that his mother was a Scottish immigrant whom he was ashamed of, and who was a hotel housekeeper until she married Fred. Not disparaging Scottish immigrants. My Great-grandmother was one also.

    @laurettelaliberte8864@laurettelaliberte88646 жыл бұрын

    • Laurette LaLiberte He doesn't mention her because she was an immigrant. He has a platform of hating immigrants.

      @hannahonda2338@hannahonda23386 жыл бұрын

  • Didn't Trump ever see The Princess Bride? You never get involved in a land war in Asia! ...who am I kidding, of course he hasn't.

    @TheHeroOfTomorrow@TheHeroOfTomorrow6 жыл бұрын

    • Only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against Robert Mueller when IMPEACHMENT IS ON THE LINE!!!

      @williamcostigan91@williamcostigan916 жыл бұрын

    • Too intellectual.

      @fabrisseterbrugghe8567@fabrisseterbrugghe85676 жыл бұрын

  • Why does Trump always look like he's on the toilet whenever he talks from the white house?

    @balladstar@balladstar6 жыл бұрын

    • Andrew Gonzalez constantly constipated?🐷

      @mojavedesert2610@mojavedesert26106 жыл бұрын

  • Listening to Trump is a painful experience, every time, whatever the subject.

    @wooster1173@wooster11736 жыл бұрын

    • wooster my brain tells, "Oy, f*ck!", when he talks

      @claudettes9697@claudettes96976 жыл бұрын

    • wooster very true..

      @emmasopinion752@emmasopinion7526 жыл бұрын

    • i know....and i .....just......can't..........i don't have the income to replace my ancient barely working computer if i throw it out the window or put my fist through it..................TWO Kennedy s ASSASSINATED!??!?!!?!?!?! yet this bloated, drug addicted daughter raping pig walks untouched.....................come on CIA do your fucking job(and save your own asses/budgets) and deal with him in your way(remember JFK and what you did/let happen to him? yeah like that) asap............otherwise you are all just as much a bunch of traitors as this orange dyed fucktard and his criminal gang/cabinet/appointees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      @nikadavise-br9lx@nikadavise-br9lx6 жыл бұрын

    • You are not alone.

      @jbeta4948@jbeta49486 жыл бұрын

    • I know right? Why is his face so scrunched up like that and he's always squinting? It is PAINFUL listening to and looking at this guy.

      @nicholashayes5773@nicholashayes57736 жыл бұрын

  • Trump is a national nightmare. Correction: International nightmare.

    @Rabbitsarewonderful@Rabbitsarewonderful6 жыл бұрын

    • Dorothy Mack yup,everyone is shaking their heads,they all know about U.S. mass corruption and how changes are badly needed, but picking this guy to do that job has got everyone........stumped to say the least.🤪

      @sillyputty7641@sillyputty76416 жыл бұрын

  • Trump isn't fit to work at McDonald's let alone be president.

    @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976@imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus59766 жыл бұрын

    • I'm Too Stoned To Come Up With a Username LOL You're username says it all. Like anyone is going to take your comment seriously!!!!!! Stupid, brain dead liberals.

      @themarriedcouple9924@themarriedcouple99246 жыл бұрын

    • The Married Couple are you allowed to call someone brain dead if you can't even fucking spell? Also, your profile pic says it all: whiny bitches.

      @joebwannabe@joebwannabe6 жыл бұрын

    • The Married Couple I actually think he has a point. And I do take him seriously because in three months that McDonald's will be bankrupted.

      @davidcici11Evolution@davidcici11Evolution6 жыл бұрын

    • Because he ate all the cheeseburgers instead of serving them up.

      @deeros100@deeros1006 жыл бұрын

    • The Married Couple You mad bro? Lmfao.

      @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976@imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus59766 жыл бұрын

  • Didn't the US Defense department consider chinese phones dangerous? Why the hell is Trump "getting it done" and letting them back in? If there was a legitimate security problem that the Defense department had to issue a statement about it, you'd think that'd be enough. How much did ZTE give Trump for this favor?

    @thetrustysidekick3013@thetrustysidekick30136 жыл бұрын

    • The Trusty Sidekick china just gave trump 500 million to build a hotel in Indonesia. Google it

      @ex0duzz@ex0duzz6 жыл бұрын

    • Today's news: Trump orders help for ZTE after China loans $500 million to Trump resort projects in Indonesia.

      @III-zy5jf@III-zy5jf6 жыл бұрын

    • I'm guessing Trump is just too old and senile to understand that ZTE is a Chinese governmental asset that poses a significant cyber-security threat to everyone that isn't the Chinese government.

      @HRRRRRDRRRRR@HRRRRRDRRRRR6 жыл бұрын

    • The Trusty Sidekick Mueller has noted this, and has another money trail to follow. If not already done

      @mikaylabansie9512@mikaylabansie95126 жыл бұрын

    • Mikayla Bansie At this point it seems Trump's defensive strategy is to continually cause trouble so Mueller can't STOP investigating him.

      @Asher_Tye@Asher_Tye6 жыл бұрын

  • Wow... an Oregon Trail reference. That brings me back. Anyone else play the original on those old Apple computers in school?

    @Spectre124@Spectre1246 жыл бұрын

    • Yes, I remember playing in elementary school. That reference made me smile.

      @MegPank@MegPank6 жыл бұрын

    • Ah, the old Apple II. Takes me back.

      @johannaweichsel3602@johannaweichsel36026 жыл бұрын

    • It's fording the river not "forging" the river, as Stephen Colbert said. And yes, I will dislike a video over something that petty.

      @HazeAroundtheWorld@HazeAroundtheWorld6 жыл бұрын

    • You have died of dysentery.

      @loraz5343@loraz53436 жыл бұрын

    • "Zeke (and the GOP's credibility) has died."

      @eugeneaxe@eugeneaxe6 жыл бұрын

  • Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken!! LOL!!!!!

    @VianneyCreates@VianneyCreates6 жыл бұрын

    • Vianney the best names

      @mssharma251@mssharma2516 жыл бұрын

    • They are very well thought of names.But I do think peace treaty is such a nice name, I would rather name them Collusion Ken and Complicit Barbie .

      @swapnas2668@swapnas26686 жыл бұрын

  • Well in my country we just read that he received 1/2 a billion dollars from china is that true?

    @terrashine1353@terrashine13536 жыл бұрын

    • Terra shine I wouldn't doubt the story.

      @user-zo2rn1ct6i@user-zo2rn1ct6i6 жыл бұрын

    • Of course, Dems will believe anything.

      @12315yh@12315yh6 жыл бұрын

    • darren yang, and that's all you have to say? Really? A stab at the Dems to make you forget that Trump has betrayed you? Trump is making deals to Make China Great Again and he even brags about it on tweeter. Sad.

      @pansepot1490@pansepot14906 жыл бұрын

    • Pat Pezzi - it is not that easy to accept reality!

      @patzuellig1331@patzuellig13316 жыл бұрын

    • darren yang 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @sammygirl6910@sammygirl69106 жыл бұрын

  • Peace treaty Barbie and collusion Ken. 😂

    @sneakerrc7973@sneakerrc79736 жыл бұрын

  • Boy oh boy was Colbert on fire tonite ⚡️💥

    @janrichards148@janrichards1486 жыл бұрын

    • J Richards punching left and right. It was a good laugh fest indeed!

      @Keallei@Keallei6 жыл бұрын

    • The only material he can spew from his asshole of a mouth, and you libtards eat that shit up thinking it's hilarious. Colbert will be out of business when Trump is, he's not funny at all

      @achtungbaby91u26@achtungbaby91u266 жыл бұрын

    • Yes, just like how he was out of business when Obama was President lmao dumbass. Anyways, this was one of Stephen's best openers!

      @supersquare@supersquare6 жыл бұрын

    • Hope Trump gets elected in 2020 again... just to see the look on all these talkshow hosts faces...what a bunch of talentless pricks and this guys the worst

      @HJ-eb7jv@HJ-eb7jv6 жыл бұрын

    • H J Once a president is impeached AND removed from office, I’m pretty sure his political career is over.

      @maryrosekent8223@maryrosekent82236 жыл бұрын

  • Evil John Oliver, a.k.a Steve Mnuchin, was there too. And him nodding at Ivanka saying "The United States on America" made the whole thing even weirder.

    @albevanhanoy@albevanhanoy6 жыл бұрын

    • Tbf Stephen can't really throw stones as far as misspeaking. For his first few months on the Late Show it was basically "his thing."

      @Soymaid@Soymaid6 жыл бұрын

    • Albe Van Hanoy EVIL JOHN OLIVER IM DYING

      @mollyfarquhar824@mollyfarquhar8246 жыл бұрын

    • ​@@Soymaid So you can only point out someone's mistake if you've never made the same yourself? Good to know, but that's not how people work.

      @NuiYabuko@NuiYabuko7 ай бұрын

  • Colbert is the Col-best!

    @ADAMan123@ADAMan1236 жыл бұрын

  • Liked for Oregon Trail reference.

    @tonycampbell1424@tonycampbell14246 жыл бұрын

  • Never forget, "Trade wars are good and easy to win." - Donald Trump, March 2nd, 2018

    @scook9999@scook99996 жыл бұрын

    • And by win he meant $500 million for himself, no tariffs for his daughter, and fucking the rest of us over while his sycophants cry out "Thank you sir may I have another!"

      @APsupportsTerrorism@APsupportsTerrorism6 жыл бұрын

  • Those dozens that died in Gaza are blood on Trump's hands. Take notes 2020 Democrat campaigners!

    @coltafanan@coltafanan6 жыл бұрын

    • except the demorats wont. the one thing they are good at doing is losing elections and sticking with losers. dems have lost every election since the assention of nancy pelosi, a 75 yr old rich white lady from the hills of california. she is so disconnected from the rest of the population and formed her adult opinions back when refrigerators were a fuckn novelty. and what were the first words when she was elected party leader an speaker in 2006? impeachment is off the table, this time she isnt even waiting for the elcetion results to come in and flatly states there will be no impeachment. crazy old bat, whose side is she on? dems have lost EVERY election since she became dem leader. and schumer isnt any better

      @Iconoclastisist@Iconoclastisist6 жыл бұрын

  • Does Trump drink before a speech? How is it possible?

    @simonetaddia459@simonetaddia4596 жыл бұрын

    • Simone Taddia yep the milk from Sean Hannity, then he goes in for the chocolate pudding.

      @aidankiriakou2064@aidankiriakou20646 жыл бұрын

    • Simone Taddia from an articulate president to one that blabs and make zero sense each time he opens his whatever that is, he talks from. (Positioned where a mouth should be but shaped like an anus).

      @user-zo2rn1ct6i@user-zo2rn1ct6i6 жыл бұрын

    • Unintended Consequences He’d probably be a wonderful human being drunk

      @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748@depressedgaysassyitalianre57486 жыл бұрын

    • Unapologetically - Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde in reverse. I've known some mean S.O.B.s that just loved everybody when they'd get a snoot full.

      @tomlord5398@tomlord53986 жыл бұрын

    • Simone Taddia More like lines. The dry mouth is the tell.

      @sammygirl6910@sammygirl69106 жыл бұрын

  • best Kushner impression

    @davidfinch652@davidfinch6526 жыл бұрын

  • Watching Trump speak is just incredibly painful.

    @veecee3669@veecee36696 жыл бұрын

  • Trump learned nothing from his mother apparently

    @thearchibaldtuttle@thearchibaldtuttle6 жыл бұрын

    • Archibald Tuttle His father was KKK. Saw a photo of both parents in robes. Not sure if it was real

      @robinpotter963@robinpotter9636 жыл бұрын

  • Wow, last time i was this early. America still had a future.

    @abhishekagarwal9215@abhishekagarwal92156 жыл бұрын

    • Abhishek Agarwal Ain’t it a bitch

      @nonokraan6567@nonokraan65676 жыл бұрын

    • Abhishek Agarwal "IT DOES, JUST ASK PUTIN!!!"

      @mm0837@mm08376 жыл бұрын

  • Reading Donald Trump's twitter messages have always seemed like reading messages from a great-grandfather suffering from dementia, who is still trying to figure out how to write on the internet and stay relevant. It's actually sad, reading tweets from the President. He is completely clueless that the entire world laughs at how dumb he sounds, but nobody close to him is brave enough to break this news with him. Sad!

    @mlz7111@mlz71116 жыл бұрын

    • MLZ: The world is not laughing. This is not a laughing matter! I am watching this horror show from Toronto. Trump has violated agreements and pulled the US out of the TPP, NAFTA, the Iran deal, and the Paris Climate Accord! Your reputation has suffered irreparable damage. Your "democracy" is broken and the entire planet is watching. I hope you folks start with campaign spending limits and get yourself a third political party…

      @jmmacb03@jmmacb036 жыл бұрын

    • I think it's a strategy. His supporters will support him no matter what he does so he chooses to make himself stupid to attract more non-supporters. One reason could be that he is an attention seeker. One of the other reasons is he may win certain people when he does this sort of thing.

      @willcheunng2326@willcheunng23263 жыл бұрын

  • "As An American I Don't Want A Chinese Phone Company Spying On Me, I Want Facebook To Do It!" 🤣

    @pamm5287@pamm52876 жыл бұрын

  • Women did actually settle the West. Prostitutes were huge entrepreneurs and were very quick to set up in new towns, and help build them from the ground up. I'm not sure if that's what Trump meant, but I would not be surprised if he knows plenty about the history of prostitution in America.

    @Pete--@Pete--6 жыл бұрын

    • Pete Marvin But there were so few women in the west at the time most got married and became Mothers

      @jamesricker3997@jamesricker39976 жыл бұрын

  • t'rump's next rally is going to be in Beijing. #MCGA

    @rgwak@rgwak6 жыл бұрын

    • #China2020 #gotrump

      @ophu7760@ophu77606 жыл бұрын

    • Ro G trump can be bought by whichever country with the highest bid. as the wisdom passed down from Chinese ancestors put it, "there's no motherland for businessmen". perhaps we should add, for "bad businessmen".

      @ashleymistletoe@ashleymistletoe6 жыл бұрын

    • Nah, they already did that in 2016. Never seen a POTUS candidate did the same thing before.

      @worldsnetizen2035@worldsnetizen20356 жыл бұрын

    • Ro G Or Isreal

      @rell127@rell1276 жыл бұрын

  • Don sounded like he was reading Dr Seuss story for a moment there. They've taken our jobs, they've taken our base; they've taken our manufacturing all over the place.

    @russellcampbell9198@russellcampbell91986 жыл бұрын

  • I took a huge Trump this morning. I was so proud I even took a picture before flushing it.

    @skepticalpickle5258@skepticalpickle52586 жыл бұрын

    • The Satyr ..Was it Orange too??? 🤔

      @firstwave1890@firstwave18906 жыл бұрын

  • I'm confused...I thought Jared didn't have a security clearance, therefore was no longer a "WH adviser" ('WH adviser gives remarks at opening ceremony'), which is what it states on the video clip. What the heck is going on?

    @lesd1923@lesd19236 жыл бұрын

    • Leslie Drivon these are the times we are living.

      @jbeta4948@jbeta49486 жыл бұрын

    • Leslie Drivon The Cheeto-in-Chief is probably still letting him read everything. I mean, after all, he is married to the CiC’s love object.

      @maryrosekent8223@maryrosekent82236 жыл бұрын

    • Mary Rose Kent ...ughhh vomit.

      @rachelel9087@rachelel90876 жыл бұрын

    • Maybe Trump gave Jared Fake security clearance.

      @sherrybentz3224@sherrybentz32246 жыл бұрын

    • uh...his name is “collusion ken” 😩🤣🤣

      @1indefinitetruth@1indefinitetruth6 жыл бұрын

  • Monologue order: 1. Trump Wants The U.S. To 'Be Cool' About China 2. Sean Hannity Puts The President To Bed Each Night

    @TheGravyMonster@TheGravyMonster6 жыл бұрын

    • Thanks.

      @thevideogamingchannel0@thevideogamingchannel06 жыл бұрын

    • Thank you sir.

      @burningknight7@burningknight76 жыл бұрын

    • haven't seen this in a while.

      @iiC3QUEENxx@iiC3QUEENxx6 жыл бұрын

    • Rory McCrossan Ty, baby

      @mikaylabansie9512@mikaylabansie95126 жыл бұрын

    • Have they realised that many broadcast viewers are tuning out after the monologue, so they've added an ad break in the middle?

      @shahusta@shahusta6 жыл бұрын

  • Happy belated birthday Stephen!

    @zora99ny@zora99ny6 жыл бұрын

  • And people are still supporting for Mango Mussolini...

    @vedranbileta8346@vedranbileta83466 жыл бұрын

    • lmfao. mango mussolini

      @Iconoclastisist@Iconoclastisist6 жыл бұрын

  • Whenever I hear the Kush speak, I always picture the teenage, pizza face kid who works at Krusty Burger.

    @nomine4027@nomine40276 жыл бұрын

  • Correct yours truly but isn't Trump enterprise has lots of business interests in China? Talk about being so hypocritical.

    @paulramos4037@paulramos40376 жыл бұрын

    • Paul Ramos what is not hypocritical about Trump?

      @syahrezadifachri5121@syahrezadifachri51216 жыл бұрын

    • He also has his suits made in Mexico 😂

      @spectre9340@spectre93406 жыл бұрын

    • Lutece that question about why Trump is against immigration, it's more he against hispanics and latinx immigration to US, rather than general immigration. Not that Trump can tell or care about the differences.

      @syahrezadifachri5121@syahrezadifachri51216 жыл бұрын

    • Yep, I'm sure his sudden concern for ZTE jobs in China has absolutely nothing to do with the $500 million that China are pumping into a theme park in Indonesia that will have Trump hotels and a Trump golf course.

      @woofowl2408@woofowl24086 жыл бұрын

    • What's new?

      @couragekarnga8735@couragekarnga87356 жыл бұрын

  • Trump looks very deranged here. He squints even more, sitting all hunched over.

    @JustNatax3@JustNatax36 жыл бұрын

  • trump describing his mother so vaguely, as if he has never met her

    @JC-ev2ns@JC-ev2ns6 жыл бұрын

    • J C dosent want to bring up shes an immigrant

      @brianbrush5107@brianbrush51076 жыл бұрын

    • J C only at the klan meetings!

      @mojavedesert2610@mojavedesert26106 жыл бұрын

  • I'll miss you, America. I used to complain about your old ways, but the new you is even worse. I miss the regular racism, inequality and being involved in just a few conflicts. This new shit is too extreme, even for you. I'll keep you and Kanye in my prayers.

    @dyaelion1448@dyaelion14486 жыл бұрын

  • Build The RAMP!!!!

    @TehDMBfan@TehDMBfan6 жыл бұрын

    • And make Botswana pay for it!

      @brucebaker810@brucebaker8106 жыл бұрын

  • Again, where is the gofundme page for West Side Story: the Stephen Colbert Edition?

    @hhelenawang@hhelenawang6 жыл бұрын

  • Peace treaty barbie lmaooooooo

    @groovy3957@groovy39576 жыл бұрын

  • Trump speaks like a poorly built, strained, robot struggling to speak in a manner that'd allow it to pass the Turing Test.

    @brianstraight9308@brianstraight93086 жыл бұрын

    • Brian Straight And that’s on a good day...

      @maryrosekent8223@maryrosekent82236 жыл бұрын

    • I thought it was just always kind of a constipated look

      @trnharris@trnharris6 жыл бұрын

    • That's an insult to the chatbots in Turing tests that make more sense than Trump!

      @filosofee@filosofee6 жыл бұрын

    • Sometimes I'm not sure he'd pass the Turing test.

      @cloudswinger2000@cloudswinger20006 жыл бұрын

    • I'm not sure he'd pass *any* test.

      @brianstraight9308@brianstraight93086 жыл бұрын

  • Jared Kushner is evil Kermit the frog?

    @sweepingtime@sweepingtime6 жыл бұрын

    • dominichokage I thought that title went to Jordan Peterson.

      @timeaesnyx@timeaesnyx6 жыл бұрын

    • dominichokage Kermit has no evil twin...the very worst Kermit could be would be Mediocre Kermit, and that’s never going to happen!

      @maryrosekent8223@maryrosekent82236 жыл бұрын

    • dominichokage so basically pepe?

      @georgespiggott5615@georgespiggott56156 жыл бұрын

  • Trump is a good incentive against me ever seeking motherhood Imagine if your child was *that* !

    @kissamehmet4944@kissamehmet49446 жыл бұрын

  • I hope Stephen Colbert noticed that the Donald doesn't use parenthesis anymore ever since Stephen said he loved the "parenthesis" in the Tumps tweets.

    @heil5373N@heil5373N6 жыл бұрын

  • “...peace treaty Barbie and collusion Ken...” 😂😂😂 Stephen, you are gold!

    @m.c.5795@m.c.57956 жыл бұрын

  • You can’t make this shit up. He doesn’t have a good relationship with his wife

    @samuelgoldfish7236@samuelgoldfish72366 жыл бұрын

  • Trump saying "my fellow americans" makes me vomit in my mouth a little

    @CommieCrab@CommieCrab6 жыл бұрын

  • “Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken?!” I’m DYING!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @victoriahoward8244@victoriahoward82446 жыл бұрын

  • “Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken?!” I’m DYING!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

    @victoriahoward8244@victoriahoward82446 жыл бұрын

  • The official White House address videos that Trump does is him at his most articulate. By which I mean he partially keeps a train of thought and only some of what he says is ridiculous. Both rarities.

    @TheEpicYak17@TheEpicYak176 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah he never said "you know" once. I guess Mother's Day is important enough for him to not get derailed as is his penchant when talking.

      @thetrustysidekick3013@thetrustysidekick30136 жыл бұрын

    • The Trusty Sidekick We don’t know how many hours the White House spent getting that and that alone out of him-they may have started working on this last week for all we know.

      @maryrosekent8223@maryrosekent82236 жыл бұрын

  • THEY TOOK ERR JERBS!!!

    @sovannchang7098@sovannchang70986 жыл бұрын

    • Typical and retarded Amurican speekzzz

      @whoboo6780@whoboo67806 жыл бұрын

  • I still couldn't get past that river part in orgen trail though.

    @Dragonk116@Dragonk1166 жыл бұрын

  • Thank you for the Oregon Trail reference. ❤️ It took me back to childhood.

    @ILoveAllPeople.@ILoveAllPeople.6 жыл бұрын

  • Mother Stormy!

    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp6 жыл бұрын

  • Dancing Stephen is everything

    @WriterusAeternus@WriterusAeternus6 жыл бұрын

  • Oregon Trail reference. That's a deep cut!

    @MelodicQuest@MelodicQuest6 жыл бұрын

    • He should have mentioned someone dying from cholera, though. :P

      @aknopf8173@aknopf81736 жыл бұрын

  • You said it Stephen Colbert, as clear as water love your show!

    @nellyking5005@nellyking50056 жыл бұрын

  • I died at Collusion Ken’s voice.

    @HeadofSpectre@HeadofSpectre6 жыл бұрын

  • I used to like ZTE and their phones, not anymore. I trust my own country more than a foreign country, thanks. And, OFCOURSE Trump is bringing them back.

    @TexelGuy@TexelGuy6 жыл бұрын

    • TessellatedGuy I buy only non American phones. So spin on that.

      @man-who-sold-the-world@man-who-sold-the-world6 жыл бұрын

  • G.morning folks. 😎🤣😂,Stephen Colbert.,insane, hilarious.

    @nahheyheyhoorayjames7290@nahheyheyhoorayjames72906 жыл бұрын

  • LOL - Almost burst a spleen laughing during Jared's speech. hahahaha.

    @punishmentforall@punishmentforall6 жыл бұрын

  • Is that Jarred's real voice?

    @Electrify85@Electrify856 жыл бұрын

    • No. Here's his real voice kzhead.info/sun/qLCkn6yAg6l7dXA/bejne.html

      @terri6854@terri68546 жыл бұрын

    • Teruyo Hanrahan good lip sync though.

      @Electrify85@Electrify856 жыл бұрын

    • Yes. That's why he rarely speaks in public. ; )

      @arx754@arx7546 жыл бұрын

    • No. I'm not a Trump fan but I have to say Jared is a very handsome man and his real voice is really cute and Sexy. Ivanka is really lucky. But aren't all rich girls are?

      @MeMatu@MeMatu6 жыл бұрын

    • Dude. I loved the link. TU.

      @marcosmota1094@marcosmota10946 жыл бұрын

  • Sorry, but I can no longer look at Kushner without hearing Gilbert Gottfried.

    @Serai3@Serai36 жыл бұрын

  • "certainly feels like he's on us... I think we all get 130 thousand dollars now" LMFAO!

    @bufutootoo4533@bufutootoo45336 жыл бұрын

  • Peace treaty Barbie...lmfao. And the Jared voice.... I'm gonna get in trouble at the farm today for laughing uncontrollably.

    @jypsywith_a_jae7575@jypsywith_a_jae75756 жыл бұрын

  • Israel is not alone.... in being a small nation with disproportionately large global influence and militaristic strong arm tactics, cornering, and targeting an entire ethnic group with slow genocide. They're just the one who should know better.

    @NewMessage@NewMessage6 жыл бұрын

    • New Message "I LOVE GETTING CUCKED TREMENDOUSLY BY THEIR LEADER. SAD!!!"

      @mm0837@mm08376 жыл бұрын

    • they can do nothing on their own. thank the UK and the US everyday... pigs with guns afraid of mice with stone smh

      @enima8055@enima80556 жыл бұрын

    • Ouch, the irony.

      @thetrustysidekick3013@thetrustysidekick30136 жыл бұрын

    • New Message ii

      @wassum100@wassum1006 жыл бұрын

    • New Message Israel is a terrorist state, being protected by the media.

      @user-zo2rn1ct6i@user-zo2rn1ct6i6 жыл бұрын

  • #Buildtheramp

    @theempires5@theempires56 жыл бұрын

  • Oh my!!! US on America. She really said that. So glad you pointed it out.

    @beatrizmonteiro658@beatrizmonteiro6586 жыл бұрын

  • Thank-you again Stephen!

    @LALew850@LALew8506 жыл бұрын

  • It's so funny listening to Trump try and talk about something nice it just seems so unnatural for him.

    @gjman1972@gjman19726 жыл бұрын

    • He had to rehearse that speech I'm certain.

      @danstrayer111@danstrayer1116 жыл бұрын

  • All worthy mothers lived east of the American frontier? Can't even make a statement about motherhood without resorting to racism. Amazing. Makes me think of the nazis' Mutterkreuz.

    @TF_Tony@TF_Tony6 жыл бұрын

    • The family fortune was built by his Grandfather with hotels in Alaska during the goldrush... basically, glorified brothels. Dad moved back to NY and made more money defrauding US government in post-WWII housing. So it was interesting to hear him go there with the frontier nonsense. Even on mother's day he's trying not to talk about Prostitutes...

      @APsupportsTerrorism@APsupportsTerrorism6 жыл бұрын

  • "Mothers are like dads.. who love you" OMG I LOL SO HARD!

    @yannan723@yannan7236 жыл бұрын

  • Every time I think I've heard it all, I haven't. I'm scared about tomorrow.

    @johnvaldez8830@johnvaldez88306 жыл бұрын

  • ""A-L-L-E-G-E-D-L-Y"😅

    @mlghelp2day@mlghelp2day6 жыл бұрын

  • Everybody be cool this is a robbery!!!

    @pablocruise678@pablocruise6786 жыл бұрын

  • I love it, Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken. I can't stop laughing.

    @pinktoys5907@pinktoys59076 жыл бұрын

  • 1:36 HA Oregon Trail~!!! XD YOU DIED OF MALARIA 8:46 "hurtful Irish stereotype" made me burst out laughing omg

    @sailtheplains@sailtheplains6 жыл бұрын

  • Shame on you Stephen for ignoring the massacre of Palestinians?

    @TheMrpalid@TheMrpalid6 жыл бұрын

  • Amexit - The new Brexit... You’re just screwing the rest of the world, not just the EU...

    @KikiLivesInMe@KikiLivesInMe6 жыл бұрын

  • Love the Oregon Trail reference!!!

    @N05man@N05man4 жыл бұрын

  • Yes Colbert this is too good!

    @warsany757@warsany7576 жыл бұрын

  • I remember when the Chinese were our enemy and red meat was our friend.

    @rjonboy7608@rjonboy76086 жыл бұрын

  • T is reading. He doesn't mean a word he is saying. Faker. Do people still believe ANYTHING he says? I don't.

    @davidcopperfield-notthemag397@davidcopperfield-notthemag3976 жыл бұрын

    • He would have to know how to read in order to do that

      @rowkingsbury945@rowkingsbury9456 жыл бұрын

    • Yes! 42% of your fellow citizens... be afraid! Be very afraid!

      @timothyamaraobrien@timothyamaraobrien6 жыл бұрын

  • "Violence broke out"= 55 dead and 2000 injuries in the span of 2 days.

    @Aflooos@Aflooos6 жыл бұрын

  • 7:00 just gold...pure gold

    @Jeshien@Jeshien6 жыл бұрын

  • -A happy mother's day to all mothers and grandmothers, unless they're minorities in which case. Happy mothers day GET OUT Trumps rough draft speech

    @brownpower9229@brownpower92296 жыл бұрын

  • Ill take the money

    @MichaelFlynn0@MichaelFlynn06 жыл бұрын

  • I totally thought about the Michael Jackson song when he said "you are not alone" LOL. So glad the piano guy delivered.

    @nicholashayes5773@nicholashayes57736 жыл бұрын

  • “Build the ramp!” 😂

    @SuperJvolt@SuperJvolt6 жыл бұрын
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