Trump formally announced his decision to exit the Iran nuclear agreement, despite contrary advice from the United States' top allies.
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"When I make promises, I keep them." Every contractor in New York just did a simultaneous spit-take.
You're way down in the comments section; that's a good sign. Next step you just disappear.
@@Ace1King1 Look now. New Message is #2 in the comments. Your comment aged poorly. May you also.
He didn’t leave the deal, he violated it. If you’re in a deal and you don’t keep up your end, that’s exactly what it’s called.
Pano 360 - You are a very ignorant man. The Iran deal was not approved by Congress. It was done by executive order.
Blue Still a violation.
Blue Brick Wall I used to make and get into sweet deals with my school buddies, even with my mom's disapproval. A deal's a deal.
Well maybe if Iran was actually keeping their end of the deal this whole time the US could still honour it, but they have been trying to secretly develop nuclear weapons this whole time until they got exposed last week. No option but to destroy the deal and start an oil embargo. Wish people would actually pay attention to the news these days instead of going to a cringy comedian for all their info...🙄
Aaron Derksen Not according to the UN inspectors, which is why other countries who signed the same deal with Iran are not willing to brake their word. Israely "exposed" documents are from before the deal was signed. They are on CDs ffs. I wish people would require actual information from competent experts rather than relying on tweets of a semi literate megalomaniac. This is just another case of Israel saying *JUMP* and USA jumping and asking *sir, is this high enough*
Maybe we don’t make “empty” threats ,but the promises sure come from an empty head.
What makes this all the more egregious is that this deal is way above his level of comprehension
literally, a comic book is above the fat orange buffoons comprehenison
MrAdvance2go: You know damned well that he never read it. His only understanding of the Iran deal is what he heard about it on Fux "News."
Trump is president. Suck his cock liberals...hahahhahahaha
Rusty SpyGoat: You can't suck what doesn't exist.
Its effeminate liberal males who have no dick. You people are so salty that a Trump was democratically elected. Hahahaha
Trump is a great negotiator. Instead of waiting 10 years, Iran can start building nukes immediately. #ArtoftheDeal
Archer Sterling hahaha your comment made me laugh. Good one.
Iranians actually pledge in the deal to NEVER develop nuclear weapons.
Archer Sterling trumps a moron
I am going to quote John Oliver on this issue. "Last time I checked. 10 is still greater than 0."
You believe them? You realise what this means, by pulling out? The US/Israel could strike Iran... I know you guys know nothing about the Middle East but, it has support from other Muslim countries - I bet you can guess them? Or perhaps not.
Coincidentally, during the Vietnam War, Donald drove a Dodge STD.
AKA private bone spurs
Snap.
Bud Rollin: “The Don” rides on a Mercedes, a typical Rich Man’s Car.....
Dumpy Spanky Trumpy Make America Stupid Again
Bud Rollin You talking bout his "little richard"?......he doesn't have a dick!
How come we have to take exams to see what schools we can qualify for or what jobs we can qualify for if we join the military. Why can’t we do this for our US presidents.
Jonathan Is Batman you know what's sad, the contestants for the miss America pageant are vetted better then the president.
Trump 2016, he’s doing a real good job, scandals, taking credit for everything someone else did, letting a county that hates us be able to make nuclear weapons... he’s doing a great job cough cough
Standardized tests (other than religious tests) didn’t exist in the founders’ day, and, for some reason or another, people don’t like the idea of adding additional requirements for taking the office of the president. I asked everyone on Facebook what they thought about an amendment requiring that a President first be a governor, but two people shot it down due to emotions about the history of the office and no one seemed to be in favor.
Also how is it that someone like me who is a 18 year old can take a loan out the bank for over 50K for college But cant drink until im 21?
it would destroy republican party
"leaves" is not the correct word. Trump is "violating" the agreement. Let's call it what it is.
Braden Call it what you want. Leaving is the correct word.
violating the agreement is the correct term, you cannot "leave" an agreement that youve signed on.
MrDmadness This is semantics at this point. "Leaving" and violating" are both technically correct in this context.
no they arnt, one is illegal and breaks a pre existing agreement. sorry you dont understand.. its okay, not everybody understands things. :)
MrDmadness They technically mean the same thing in this context. By violating the agreement, we withdraw from it as a result. The Iran Deal isn't a treaty either. How is breaking an agreement "illegal?"
If only trump had the sense, the courage, the decency and the insight to resign! Wait. Had he been a man in possession of those qualities he might not have had the need to resign..
camelshit hes American what did you honestly expect 😂
With a name like that... if only you too had courage and common decency.
Joseph Gibson A name like mine is a gift to those like you; You're welcome ;) And I really don't get why so few of you accept it..
camelshit : 👀, better than cameltoe I reckon ✌🏻👍🏻
@@JosephGibson Still a trumptard? Jan. 6. Oops!
Dear world: I’m very sorry. Sincerely, An American who didn’t ask for this either
Apology accepted. Why, however, are there so many people still supporting the 'horror clown' (as he is called in Germany)? Are there really that many gullible and feeble-minded Trump-cult members in the USA? It doesn't seem possible. Thousands, tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands - fair enough - but millions!? It beggars belief.
Ex Essex A lot of them don't even understand what they support, they just stand across the isle screaming "Libtard" because they're scared of being wrong about anything. Everyone is so closed minded in this country that instead of working out differences we willingly watch our country burn. Its heartbreaking.
Rhiannon May : ME TOO ‼️🎯👍🏻👍🏻
Ex Essex Respectfully, I know for a fact that Germany and other European countries also have these “uneducated, conservative, right winged” people as well... Yes, there is a lot of those in America too but unfortunately, such an incompetent Democrat candidate Hillary Clinton ran against Trump and lost.
Oh God me 2.
According to the morning radio the other countries involved in the Iran Deal are sticking with it. I'm hoping this is because they realize that if ANYONE else was in charge besides the dumpster fire we have currently was in charge we wouldn't have left the deal or the climate accord.
It doesn't matter if most countries stick with the deal. The United States has so much economic clout most major companies will pull out of Iran fearing they'll lose business in America.
Never trust a deal breaker!
Marriage is a promise. Way to keep it.
Brian Venua, hence why he bought a Russian mail order bride
Man's on his 3rd wife.
The man thinks the "rules" are just for "suckers," unfortunately.
Obama should have called him and strongly advised him to pull out of the deal and he would have stayed. He's jealous and resentful of Obama. Obama got higher ratings on 60 minutes.
The child has a vendetta since obama showed him up at the correspondents dinner.....his policy is if obama done it.....rip it down. Hes using america for personal vendettas.....it more important than correct decisions to him. Sooner everyone realises this....
Schmac77 - Obama and Seth Meyers hurt his feelings at the WHCD. When they panned to his face, he was so upset He can't laugh at himself he was a fragile ego. That's why he was too scared to attend two years in a row
kimberly s yup....pretty much every policy hes put forward is to undo obamas policys....not for the good of your country......or more importantly to me....the rest of the world. The world can burn....while he burns inside knowing obamas the better human. As a racist.....it burns him deep.
Obama is Muslim sympathizer, he loves deals with Muslim countries. It's his way to show respect for his Islamic faith
Rohit Mohite pipe down...I can hear the circus music in your head...it’s annoying.
John’s piano-game is absolutely on point on this one!
Trump wouldn't know which way an elevator went if he had two guesses.
When is someone going to be honest and admit he is officially unfit for office, due to dementia. He should be in care, not running your country.😓
Kerrie McKenzie : He has not dementia, he's just very stupid.
and here is the result of fake news and gullible people mixed together..
Mous3PlayGod : You did not bite your tongue?... it's bleeding...
Full time supervised care might i add.
someone who is very stupid has accomplished more than your entire family tree has done in his lifetime... now, what do you have to say for yourself?
Glad to hear he will be keeping his promise to release his tax returns. Just as - on his wedding days - he promised to be faithful to his wives. What a guy!
Well, he does always keep his promises!
Do we know that he promised to be faithful to his wives?
THAT'S WHAT THE MARRIAGE CONTRACT IS
The h*ll is going on!?
Darth Leia Bullshit is going on. this is fishy. my tinfoil instincts are tingling. no one can be this dumb. it's unnatural
I'd love to be a fly on the wall during Trump's interview with Muller. He's being primed based on questions that his team made up after reading the list of subjects supplied to them. My bet is that Muller takes a pretty blonde in with him, asks him question number one on his list, lulling him into a sense of security. Then he'll ask him anything *but* the rest of them. It'll be a massacre :-D
Mandy B It's Mueller, not Muller.
Phoenix Chastaine dose that really matter at this point?
So you guys withdraw from the Paris agreement, now from the Iran nuclear deal. What's next? Return to prohibition as it were in the '20?
N4SP92 i think trump wants Iran to have a nuclear weapon even when Iran it self pledged for never having one. Says a lot about trump.
god help us
N4SP92 the liquor lobby donates to much money to the GOP for that to happen
James Ricker LOL!!
What's next? Anything from the Obama administration seems to be a sure thing to be rescinded. Maybe he'll give repealing the ACA another shot.
The whole thing stinks his only concerns about this Iran deal withdrawal , is the Dismantling of Obama's signature in the foreign-policy achievements and also bucking the wishes of some of America’s European closest allies. America have lost all credibility on the world stage.
Our sincere apology to the world and people of Iran, we didn't sign up for this either.
People of Iran: We don't give a fuck.
Corbett is a great mime!! He always hands off his imaginary props...😂
Did anyone else notice that Trump's hair today looked like Kim J Un? He also had another slurring/denture/coke moment.
R.I.P mr. Fluffers!!!
Someone, please, get the hook and yank Trump off the world stage. He's undone years of diplomacy. Don't let him anywhere near Kim Jun Un.
i dunno. those two are really made for each other. if they didnt inherit adversarial positions, they'd probably be golfing together.
Three Americans were released from North Korea for nothing. Unlike Obama who paid a ransom to Iran for hostages and traded 5 terrorist for a deserter.
I was watching Trump’s speech live with my Government class, and when he said he keeps his promises, everyone started laughing.
Flynnie Junior he does...
shut up chad. your brainwashed.
Except that pesky "lock her up" one.
chad Smith have you seen his tax returns? Or he never promised this?
A narcissist fakes keeping promises. They have a hidden agenda behind the mask. Trump even shows his mask: it has turned ORANGE.
The biggest problem with Trump is that he doesn't understand what he is talking about.
Still funny!
Donnie Dump was really having trouble keeping his dentures in during this announcement.
You can tell by his delivery and the way he uses his hands that Trump doesn't have a clue what he's reading: "The IRAN - NUCLEAR - DEAL..."
Yep
Two questions in 4 hours? That's usually called dementia.
and stable dementia at that!
why make nukes later when you can do it now. Thanks trump glad you "studied" the deal and you told so many truths about it and how it works.
DPowered Smith he doesn’t understand the deal. He thinks it’s another hotel he is making a deal with. Apparently trump thinks he own the world; he want his share written trump way.
That would require reading....and a brain.
DPowered Smith *now
DPowered Smith 0 is less than 10 ... 😂😂😂🤣
rehman arshad thanks john
Thanks to the American voters,80 million people from my country will be facing economical and social hardship in the coming years if not another pointless conflict and many lives lost. Thanks alot
Well.....its America....they only care about themselves...
The majority that voted did not vote for Trump. The electoral college is why we are where we are at today.
Shayan Givehchian me too.😑
Shayan Givehchian your welcome
Well, technically... we didn't vote for him. We voted for the other person. It was the electoral college that fucked all of us over.
Saul will be a better lawyer for the POTUS ! At least he knows how to do his job ! 😂 better call Saul !
"You guys know there is no actual hamster, right?" That was so hilarious!
So getting out of treaty is going to help how?? Our allies even tried to tell them but I guess he knows better than anyone. There you go just bully every country you dont like. What can go wrong?
This isn't just ignorance and stupidity. He's following Putin's orders. At the very least it would create a divide between US and Europe. At worst it would create a war in the middle East which would free Putin's hand to invade the east European countries which is how a world war looks like BTW
Now John Bolton can have his war, give it time.
It will happen soon. You-tube Uranus in Taurus. Terrence Guradino. You will be surprised at his understanding and knowledge of past events.
Send republicans till they are all gone. Put the orange morons oldest idiot sons on the first boat out of here.
V i
Maybe he won't live long enough to see it how old is he about ninety nine there's another reason why Senior are unemployable. Thanks Trump.
how much more can Chumpy screw up our country and its standing before we get rid of this CrAZY MOB BOSS!
So how much is the price of oil again? Every thing is about money
Yep
Listening to Trump destroy America makes my stomach hurt! I can't take anymore; and I"m not even American!
NeonsStyle imagine how us Americans feels.
Noooooooot good
NeonsStyle well need you in 2020 Fights coming
Destroys America?! This Iran deal withdrawal is fucking insane and will create so much problems in the world that past problems will look like games. He is destroying fucking world :(
you people are SO fucking DUMB! i love Trump and live in Washington... ballin big and rich in the USA, life is GREAT! we work hardest here, you hate hardest! like i should have to give YOU haters my money... um, NO!
Man doesn’t even know what uranium is. Of coz he doesn’t know the terms of that treaty.
Trump can't find Iran on a map.
Bingo Sun Noon Perhaps he thinks that Iran is a nation that ran against him. "No, Iran. I ran faster than you this time." Please go out and vote this November, USA. The world is counting on you.
Trump can't find his ass in the bath with both hands.
And Obama didn't know there are only 50 states. Which is worse?
And you cant find a pussy on a woman....lol
He cant even spell it.
*The alleged alter egos always kill me* 😭😭😂😂
Trump: “When I make promises, I keep them. But marriage vows and faithfulness are different.”
And Bank Loans
The art of the deal-break
The "White House Horror Comedy Term", never a dull moment.
Don't bring Doc McStuffins into this lmao 🤣🤣🤣
You'd think that self described ''greatest deal maker'' would realise that breaking a deal makes people not trust you and makes it Much more difficult to make deals in the future...
No it makes people realise not to secretly break deals because the other party may withdraw from it. Trump did absolutely great on this.
ThySwagic The dea was never broken moron. The Netanyahu files were from 2003. The Iran Deal was signed in 2013.
Iran KEPT ON making nukes even after the deal was signed! and resorting to insults just worsens your case.
where are you getting this amazing info that multiple UN and other intenational teams with complete access to Iran's facilities didn't find? i think you should submit this info that Iran is building nukes to the UN. they'd really like to have a look at what their experts didn't find
aniforprez incoming link to Alex Jones youtube video
"I'm breaking this promise to show we keep our promises."
"What wall?!"
Acknowledging your alcoholism isn't the same as agreeing to stop drinking.
Two questions?! that’s like studying for your test with a textbook, and giving up on the first page.
I keep thinking we can't sink any lower, then Trump proves us all horribly wrong.
Maybe the issue is the same number of people feel the same way about Obama. I'm thinking the media (and twitter and YT and comedy central) is no place to learn about politics.
There's no bottom in a black hole...
No... the same number of people do not feel the same way about Obama. Your tiny minority here in the U.S. still support dump... the entire world combined with the vast majority here in the U.S. want to see the orange, moronic toddler removed and spending time in prison.
coffeehawk for sure. But it's nice convenient and bite sized enough to attract my (the youth's) attention and simultaneously entertain.
MadDionysus Elections have essentially been 50/50 for the last few presidents. Even though you're not qualified to truly know what the entire rest of the world thinks, you have to consider that the USA was literally founded on principles that went against what the rest of the world was going. Grow a pair and move to Canada or Sweden. "The Great Experiment" (look it up) has its upside too and clearly half the country wants to keep it that way.
The shittiest part of all of this is that it won't hurt him and his in their ivory tower. It will hurt the young Americans who will have to fight the wars he's starting, our government who will have to work very hard to prove our word still means something and average Iranians just trying to trade. Just remember as you read this, if you are abroad, this is not us. This is the minority seizing control through technicalities and corruption. Something we're actively trying to fix in most the country. Please don't give up on us.
he isn't starting any wars, just stop watching CNN and fake, fear mongering news.
jenpenn22 You mean all the wars obama go us involved in? Like syria which he caused the hell there. You mean the massive basically ww3 that hillary wanted to start with russia? You're a tool.
ThySwagic no actually Fox News definitely creates more fear mongers
I know and that's why i don't listen to them.
DukeoftheAges Oh really? The actual Twitter-threats of Trump to Nuke North-Korea allegedly led to peace talks :D So maybe Syria would already be at peace if Hillary had actually got into Office like the majority of the US voted for? And now Trump is setting another fire in Iran, which doesn't set well with Russia; and will be looked at by NK very closely. Because what does it teach? That the US can't keep a deal. Why the heck should NK trust any US deal, if Trump can in half a year say: "NEVER trust NK! They secretly tried to do nukes either way!" YOU are the tool-fool...
Sitting here in Canada horrified and scared.
dont worry, russia owns the usa, there is no coincedence that snowden seeked asylum there and then russia hacked the elections ad then the usa put a clown in the white house... its all going to plan... i say this as consolement cause a russian/usa war would see Canada as the front lines.
Good set today!
The art of the deal is to make it so I look good even if it screws everyone over.
Put this man in jail before he kills us all
Wesley Terry And if you don't, you're complicit. DEMOS KRATOS
Muellers working on that. But holy shit the fucking orange dick bag will probably kill us all before then
Where can i found the uncensored version?
You killed it.
Trump lies about what Iran is doing and what the treaty says. As an American, I'm sickened and terrified, for the whole world.
Ben M Americans BELIEVE HIM. You sure you're not just a Canadian or Brit (or Mexican!) who likes big stuff?
Joshua Sweetvale Americans DO NOT believe him.
Joshua Sweetvale Are you joking? Most Americans absolutely do *not* believe him and did not vote for him. Also, I just checked, and I'm not. Canadian or Mexican.
It feels like Trump's foreign policy is: Diplomacy's for wussy-s!!! sigh -__-
fuck deals that benefit everyone ill just say its a bad deal and leave it
Lol Cadet Bone Spurs calling people wussies
Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice... Did anyone tell u..ur funny,.!!
All of you absolutely know nothing about it... one of you above, please, come back with credible information... or more hate and nonsense.
Joseph Gibson so in order to show others that they're wrong, you just come in and say that they're wrong without you yourself providing even one credible information? I'm starting to understand where all those braincells of yours went, and here's a hint, none of them are in your head.
Snorted water out of my nose at Mr Fluffers.
Funny as hell!! God bless you sir for making sense of it for us!
Oh my !...Mr Stephen colbert you are just too awesome ★★★★★
rashida patel i agree
rashida patel you have happy ending?
If this guy is awesome than I guess stink bugs and flies are awesome too.
Nobody Special he's more like the little kid in the 4 grade that throws rocks at you then runs and hides under the teacher's dress, weasel--
raymond Now that was funny!
Global Oil Prices will go back up. Another apparent win for Russia. The oily GoP hated it for the same reason.
Brutal and brilliant !!
"You go NOW!. You here four hour! Why you here four hour?"
Zero is less than Ten...
duchesswannabe are you sure?
duchesswannabe 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Whipsley Wallace ... it's a reference to a commercial ran on FOX News by John Oliver (host of Last Week Tonight on HBO) about the Iran nuclear deal.
Look, man. You can't just believe everything said on John Oliver's show. Zero's value versus Ten has been a long debate extended through centuries of scholars searching for an answer.
So what was Obama's plan after 10 years? Thoughts and prayers for Israel?
The sooner Iran finishes the nukes, the sooner I can forget about Trump
KamiKazeCrow1991 that’s dark but, fitting
We are working on it bud, no worry
YIKES!
What a mess. The world's two major state sponsors of terrorism, each determined to be hegemon in the Middle East based on nuclear threat. How can it not end well?
Jacob Zondag our country (Iran) is not his FUCKING DISTACTION TOY, why did people CHOOSE that idiot ??! Why do we ( a third world low paying poor) have to suffer for his fight with investigators, The rest of the world had agreed to this deal...hope you get rid of that moron. (i wasnt directing anger at you btw, ty for the comment , im mad of that idiot)
I can't fathom this. Why.
Because Obama
Just think how all these countries WON'T SIT AGAIN to talk about this. I can't believe it.
I think we will find a nice Place for a new UN-HQ here in Europe. The USA isn´t a good place for them anymore.
The UN already has a European headquarters. Never heard of Geneva?
Smaragdwolf also, Europe doesn’t have all that much to be proud of itself just now. Trump-style populists all over the map. Look at Poland, Hungary, Austria...and even in France and Germany they’re far too strong for comfort. Let’s move the UN to Uruguay or Canada instead.
The UN is a joke in my opinion doesn’t matter where they are located
Sarajevo
UN is the best we have, and it looks better every day the President of USA are just trumpery.
loquaciousness, 4 hours 2 question. Just pure stupidity i think
First of all it was Obama's care. Now Iran deal. The man just keeps destroying Barrack's Legacy😭😭😭
obama is a legend, trump can try to do what he wants but in the end he will be dead and remembred as a failure.
Obama is a trader
such a traitor, such a taitor that he lifted your country from economic collapse and unified people world wide.. such a traitor that he could speak intelligently and actually make funny jokes. :) I love obama, I wouldnt piss on trumps burning carcass.. also ritchard, I love you man, the stupid are funny as fuck :lol:
MrDmadness your right your funny as hell.be safe.
Thank God!!
It's interesting how Trump wants to make it clear that he's fulfilling his campaign promises by pulling out of most deals, but decides to not focus on how walking away from them means the US isn't fulfilling its promises. What's more important?
So......now we're really dead
Soph ! not really, we've been threatened by russia and north korea. we haven't made any threats. either way will never solve anything, you expect usa to sit there and take threats every week? and not do anything about it? no, all other countries will always make empty threats. but usa won't, everyone wanted this to happen and now nothing? look at it like this, someone threatens your entire family and 1 day actually goes through with killing your entire family. you won't be obligated to fight back? wow!
Dead by whose hands? The Iranians? Give me a fking break.
Soph ! Fear mongering much? Go hide in the dark with the rest of the roaches.
Soph ! No just you, everyone with low iq's shall be put to death
Soph !, probably... probably...
Trump treats foreign policies like how he treats prostitutes: He sure does like to pull out.
Best jokes ever lol
"No! Please don't flush that fake hamster," said Trumps followers
Trump is officially "Thanos" - with a snap of his tiny fingers of his tiny hand .... and it's💣🔥- good bye world 🌍
Sven Tempest - hahahaha you are right.
Sven Tempest - However he does has compassion for, Ivanka, the people who voted for him, Putin and the NRA😂😂😂😂
Thanos works for the greater good, Trump does it to pay his debt. 7 billion is a big debt, and Kushner also has a 1.3 billion. they need a war badly.
Scanned the comments. The consensus is a failed presidency. I concur. We have to get rid of this guy. But the back up guy is just as awful. I was a teenager when Watergate went down. A lot of people forget Spiro Agnew was the VP, until scandal forced him to resign. Gerald Ford got the nod for his unimpeachable character, and because Nixon said, "Can anyone imagine him in this chair?" Nixon was a smart guy; Ford was a nice guy. We have a very different situation now. Neither of the two top executives is sufficiently competent to hold the top office. The only solution I see is a clean sweep through the next election, and pray like hell the Democrats have better sense than to put Hillary forward again. She can't be trusted.
Jason Bean well if we put back up guy in place before these four years are up it means more than likely we will get pence for 2 years instead of 4-8 if he ran outside of trumps presidency. Don’t know how Pence would run on Christians morals when we all know how lenient he has been with this bag of human shit in office now. But then again evangelicals have lost their way. It’s great to know so many of them will be burning in hell for their dismissal of morality.
Jason Bean if the president gets impeached doesnt it mean early elections?
Jason Bean You had me at the intro, till you got to Hillary....AGAIN! Can't go a day without bringing her up huh? I know, Sad 🎻.
+ ARX 351. Erm, no. If the President gets impeached than the next successor to the President who is currently alive and capable of serving becomes the President. More than likely it would be Vice President Mike Pence. There is unfortunately no special provisions for Presidential re-elections, as far I I known.
+ Hyg44 Gu. What? He said that the Democrats SHOULDN'T put forward Hillary. Do you have a hard time with reading comprehension?
Two questions, four hours?? Is that me doing my math homework?
I like how he does that swipe thing as he goes to another story
Every future deal that the US signs needs to have a "no take-backs" clause in the fine print
tell that to native americans.
Do you honestly think we would respect that? With the two party system that we have, each time we have a changeover the 'new' party will do their damnedest to reverse everything the other party did, and screw the consequences. That party didn't agree to it, so it doesn't apply now.
We are all brothers and sisters belonging to the same human family. Promote oneness of humanity.
that's fashism
Only until the rest of the world agrees to American values.
@biran brush, Uh, no that's the opposite of fascism.
@ShamanMcLamie Many American values are flawed, try the Universal declaration of Human Rights.
Fandom guy complete unity where freedom isn't permitted and "division" is outlawed
OOH! This one is soo great! :D
Americans... on behalf of the world... you NEED to go out on your streets and protest... you NEED to DO _something_ and you need to do it NOW... You need to realize that you don't have until October. If you wait until October to make a difference, then it'll be too late... _Do_ something. Save your peace, your democracy, your net neutrality, and the truth above all else.
:(
An artist theory on the physics of 'Time' as a physical process. Quantum Atom Theory, we know... we know 😥
Monologue Order: 1. Trump Ignores U.S. Allies, Leaves The Iran Deal 2. Eric Schneiderman's #MeToo Hypocrisy
boonlincoln Donald Trump leaving the arms deal screws the entire world
"I'm no longer denying my alcoholism. Let's drink to that!" What an awful simile. Does not work at all for that.
This is getting really, really dangerous. You need to have this traitor removed as soon as possible.
Colbert will inspire a generation of mimes.
Israel says "jump!", Trump jumps.
michael dique You hate Jewish people?
michael dique i
@michael dique There are no zionists. Take off your tinfoil hat.
LMFAO You have access to the internet and claim there are no zionists? Explain that to...let's begin with The World Zionist Organization, for instance. And while you're at it explain them to me as they proudly call themselves zionists. There are many others as well. Stupid morons like yourself should be banned from breeding more drooling moronic slaves into this world. www.wzo.org.il/world-zionist-organization
I'll give DT a couple points for proving there is a madness to his method?? LOL
THE BURNS ARE STRONG TODAY LOL
Blahahaha
We finally found a line that Colbert cannot cross: sparing that imaginary hamster
Lex H. Awe, but didn't you see him reach back and quickly flush (w/sound effects! pshs) right at the end of it?
If anyone from the Iranian Secret Service is watching, feel free to go and knock him off.
I'd never thought I'd say it. Mr. President, please don't pull out.
I love Stephen Colbert 😍😍😍