Thank you for coming to this important spy meeting, we have an assignment for you. Honestly, we didn't expect this many of you to show up, we only have brand deals for two of you. The rest of you can debate what a Minion tastes like, go mountain biking, or practice your cursive.
Suggested talking points: Good Cop/ Pitiful Desperate Cop, He is Heavy, He's a Minion, Tore a Big Hole in My Pants, Crowded Locked Tree, Mission Too Dog Murder, The Versatility of Stairs
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"I had a BMX accident behind the K-Mart that's now a Dollar Tree" is peak West Virginia childhood memory.
Must be an enormous dollar tree
Thank Rachel for making this episode listenable
Our wish was heard
Either I'm going deaf or Rachel is a wizard but I couldn't tell a difference from a normal episode (Rachel is a wizard that's the answer)
Fr i would not have noticed
occasionally when someone started talking immediately after Justin I could hear some odd audio garble but that's my best guess
All hail Rachel’s amazing audio powers!
Travis saying Obama 2 instead of Osama 2 had me crying
I had to stop my car. I was afraid I was going to crash.
because of how my brain works i absolutely heard osama the first time and didnt even notice until they pointed it out lmao
"Does ADHD make you strong?" "Yeah, my muscles are hyperactive." God. That rules.
Rachel heard your wish! Thanks Rachel!!
I was not prepared to hear the phrase "250 lbs of fuck muscle" at 2am.
I’m not sure that I really liked it an awful lot when Griffin said, I quote, “an explosion of cweam”
Best intro ever
I now have the cruel and unsatisfiable craving for minion meat
Justin doesn’t know how bikes work
the intro caught me SO off guard
The whole discussion of the edibility of minions had me cackling. Keep up the masterpieces, brothers.
I subscribed Justin don't be sad anymore.
Gru didn't make the minions, they evolved from single cell organisms and crawled out of the sea. So they would probaly taste like scallops.
Lol Pierce Brosnan was my neighbor when I was a teen. Super nice guy!
Ok I thought I was fucking losing my mind going through that WikiHow a second time
last summer I lived somewhere with a bunch of paved bike paths, and you could see where other people would ride their bikes off the path in certain places. I tried taking a jump off of a rock and wiped out *real bad* and I would kill to be the two people biking past who got to see it
I laughed my ass off with this episode!
"I broke my..." and "I tore a big hole in the butt..." definitely had me thinking that story was going to end up way worse than it did
8:48 11/10 pronounciation
Yeesh. That's some uncomfortable energy at the start
The nastier the toes...the better the bros
Why is the audio only not available for your podcast on youtube music? Please fix this
17:50 somebody make a compilation of justin changing his mind about bits during the podcast
Tell the co-worker you only like to mountain bike uphill.
Is there a different podcast/video Justin talked about not knowing how bikes work or am i going crazy?
The last Donkey Kong Country 2 stream, or the one before it, I think.
Anyone here because Google podcasts went down?
Yes and I hate it. I miss Google Podcasts already
I personally think it's because Google podcasts weren't 'earning' enough through ad revenue (or lack thereof) because it was dope and just let the show play. That they made a downhill kinda move and switched over to whichever service you were willing to transfer everything too
I was over 370 episodes in, started from the beginning. Now I have to figure out this poop.
Do you think that secret codenames should make people really uncomfortable to say? I think it would be easier to keep people from talking about them
Soylant budget?
Dohickey
I'm sorry but 'stretch goals' now refers solely to y'all's efforts to just spontaneously do your first-ever split in the middle of a stream, unprepared.
thank rachel for rachel edit: wow juice cool energy for the first five minutes of the show 😐
52:13 Nah Travis was cooking here. Obama 2 would be bad as well that guy is a monster with a hell of a bodycount to his name.