Mock The Week's Scenes We'd Like To See (Series 16 Cut)
2017 ж. 7 Қаз.
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Holy shit, another one, started at the night of the surprise general election for Great Britain back in mid-June, with a usual break in the middle. The first episode was even deemed Election Special.
"Now for the paper review, A4 STILL SMASHING IT." Kerry Godliman is a gem.
I'm normally not a fan of her blunt, cockney delivery.. but it worked perfectly for that line!
When Ed Burns did the "Random stuff with things" joke I laughed so hard I got a weeks worth of ab training LOL
You really did get some core training
Basically the plot of every movie now.
"Is your hair out of control? Do you wear wacky shirts? Well hey, you're great just how you are" YES Milton!!! 🙌🏼✨
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"I like my women like I like my coffee...always getting my name wrong." Hahaha! James Acaster is so random sometimes, it's just genius.
It's not random though. I take it you didn't understand the joke?
No, I got the joke alright. Story of my life at Starbucks. :D I was referring to the way his mind works when approaching a topic. My kind of comedian.
Agree. Top comedian
Who comes on after that
His voice annoys the shit out of me 😂 shame cos his material is pretty funny
Ed saying 'I want to see you shit in this bin' for unlikely romance novel lines is possibly my favourite MTW moment ever
Couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the segment afterwards
It does fill the criteria.
“HAS ANYONE SEEN THE RETURNING OFFICER?” 😂😂😂
@Martin Major Returning Officer here: I still haven’t got any messages
“Love is blind, and so am I, so let me feel your face and make sure you’re not a munter.” I nearly wet myself
"Hey girl, you must be tired, because you look real tired. Get some rest, lady!"
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"I want to see you shit in this bin" 😂😂😂
Spat my beer all over my monitor when I first saw that one
"You're father must have been a thief, and I'm gonna catch him if it's the last thing I do. You're father's going to prison" I think I nearly died.
What a guy
RIP Charles Frosties
That’s why they named a cereal after him
I love Milton...he's hylarious!!!! He brightens up my day when he's on!!
Unlikely things to hear on a radio : Decent music and real news.
Rhys James is seriously underrated imo.
Seriously! I’m surprised he hasn’t got on more of these type of shows
Not wrong. And to think I’ve seen some fans comparing him to Aaron Wan-Bissaka.
He’s a champions league winner too, is there anything he can’t do!
@@Czar_Dudeget a drink without being carded, I'm guessing
Leans too heavily on crass, for my taste.
"I like my men like I like...women" FUCKEN GOLD!
"I do NOT make U-Turns. But more importantly: I DO make U-Turns." That was quite the U-Turn....
Hugh standing there with a beard like a grizzled WW2 veteran.
I love that when Hugh said "In a world where monkeys have given up tobacco" literally EVERYONE knew what the joke was going to be and yet it was STILL funny
Milton Jones is hilarious.
"Premature Ejac... oh, no." That is comedy gold, Hugh is a true genius.
Milton's bit about Nish almost made me spit out my drink.
Love how the crowd laugh at Milton Jones before he even says anything.
Milton.."was there any messages??" As a reply to...someone looking for the returning cop.(l'm from Las Vegas, Nevada and love this show!! And now it's over!!!)
@@terricathcart6219 Returning officer. They're the official who announces the votes cast in an election.
Best joke by Milton, "...mass grave site...of snowmen...turns out it's a carrot field" had me chasing down his videos. A total off the wall scream, much like Steven Wright.
"Here we have a tiger, happily eating Frosties. Tonight's episode is dedicated to the memory of our camera man Charles Frosties." :))))))))))) (James Acaster)
Hugh Dennis is still funny he's one of the reasons I watch these
Rhys James is great as well!
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"Big Ben is the tower, not the clock. The clock's called 'Tickety Ted, the time-telling bitch.'" That one never gets old. 😄
The bell is called Big Ben.
You had me at hello, which is why most of my friends think I’m a slag
Ed Byrne's bin gag is one of the best ever.
Pretty sure whatever chat up lines James Acaster used were probably ones he'd actually use 😂😂😂
"Birds of prey" is by far the funniest pun I've ever heard!
Except it had been done decades earlier by the late great Benny Hill: kzhead.info/sun/Z7uepJWajqp8onA/bejne.html
Drinking game for you all: *take a drink every time you see Hugh go to button his jacket whilst at the mic*
now i can't unsee it! 🤣
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Or when he starts with "Well...".
And looks at the screen when finished
who...at...efrs...tare you talkin a BOOT ? I DID IT HICK!
James Acaster.....a name to be remembered.
Pure class would love to see him live
RIP
You have got to be JOKING
The funniest part is seeing Zoe losing it over in the corner trying hard not to piss herself 😂😂😂
that last line from Milton....stunning
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Hugh Dennis is, by now, as important as Dara
He was important as dara in series 3
Hugh Dennis is more important
So consistently funny
Could replace Dara with a Labrador and nothing would change…
2023 - Doesn’t matter anymore
i'm still waiting for my white privilage to come :(
Rhys, Zoe, James, Ed, Kerry, and Hugh are the ones who make me laugh the most consistently.
Which ed
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Unlikely Chat Up Lines "Nope, should have gone to Specsavers" that killed me. Hugh Dennis makes me laugh so much on this.
"Do you want, plump, fuller lips? Try a nut allergy." 5:07
James Acaster is so funny! Highly original and his facial expressions are priceless!
I think you mean _The Pummeler_
2:34 that laughing to poker face from Ed Gamble was near chilling 😅
honestly I'm in an office in silence and I watched it all while not laughing and I'm dying - I need to laugh seriously help#!!!
42:49 "Pepsi, it'll do" XD classic
Ellie Taylor has lovely pins.
James Acasters mind is wired up in a strange way, good but strange
My favorites of all time would have to be: Frankie, Hugh, Andy, James, Ed and Russell
Karl Papp The same way I feel about my life insurance
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO RESPECTS THE TALENT OF ANDY PARSONS! #truefootballfan respect burton boy
Which Ed?
@@lizaspleasure8403 I love Andy to
Mine are. Frankie, Hugh, Andy, Russell, Ed burns. But they are all great
That awarding the 2022 World Cup to the Islamic State was nearly accurate haha
9:22 "...and here we have two birds of prey. Or nuns as we call them."
Can't find fingerprints.... don't think the killer had hands. Oh yes sarge. Could have been wearing gloves.
It's funny how James Acaster and Hugh Dennis outshine everybody. Like everybody is bloody brilliant, but James and Hugh.
Any panel show I see I immediately count how many of the comedians have been on taskmaster
why does Hugh always look slightly traumatized, with every joke? like, he's got that 1000 yard stare, every time he steps up to the microphone.
I can't breathe because of this. thank you so much for making my day!😂😂😂😂
Rejected Exam Questions: "Practical Exam. Rock, paper scissors!"
Enjoyed every minute. 😂😂😂
So nice of people to write the subtitles in the comments for deaf people. What kind people
47:00 Ah yes, the "Ellie Taylor's got her legs out so let's put her in every fucking shot" episode.
James is so funny! “I will deliver you a hard brexit! Unless you’re not in, then I’ll give it to your neighbor. Which is Europe. Should have thought that through!”
James Acaster IS JUST QUALITY..I DIDNT LIKE GARY DELANEY AT FIRST BUT HE HAS GOT SOME TOP GAGS
one of the BEST Saturday Morning Cartoon Shows....on SUNDAY!!!! thanks for all your cut and paste , it looks great on my screen !!
James Acaster and Ed Gamble are saving Mock the Week tbh lol
Give Hugh credit, he's trying his damnest, too.
hey, i'm not saying he isn't, and hugh is better than both of them we all know that hugh basically carries it
idiot42 - Dunno about Gamble. Acaster is one of my favourites but Milton is just something else. And Kerry Godliman (think that's her name) is wonderful too
Rhys James is pretty decent too.
I quite like Nish and Rommesh. Hugh carries the show. Dara is also good. I think they should have people on the show because they're funny not because they have to have at least one one liner and one woman.
The Chat Up Lines was the best one by a stretch
10:56 - Your father must be a thief… 12:26 - Get some rest, lady!
Thank you for this! I love bin-watching these :')
Catherine Bryan I don’t know what “bin-watching” is, I suppose you mean “binge-watching”.
Harvey Atkinson Oh yeah haha yes i did. I just realised my mistake, thanks👍
Harvey Atkinson it's trainspotting for hobos
"Bin-watching" should be a term for deleted scenes.
Harvey Atkinson watching things in a bin?
Charles Frosties, we hardly knew ya!
take a drink every time Hugh says shewady shewady haha
Ed Gamble was a great addition to the show.
BANGING. BANGING. BANGING. BAKE-OFF. THEN BACK TO BANGING AGAIN
"I am not an elephant."
Gap year detective sounds like fun
We were shown things you didn't hear during the election in my english class to learn about satire comedy, I love my teacher do much 😂😂
Ed Byrne - the unsung hero of MTW.
Man, Nish's joke about the 2022 Fifa World Cup hits different now.
The question still remains, what truly became of the returning officer.
I left a message for him. He mustn't have received it.
James Acaster and Frankie Boyle on this at the same time would be EPIC :)
To to love Milton jones
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The Scottish people have spoken Did anyone understand what they were saying 😂🏴
Watching this video, I didn't laugh once. I laughed a lot more than that.
sounds exotic turns out hes just a bloke lol
Spoiler alert : the weather is always a surprise.
If anyone can, Genghis khan is the best one
Give Rhys James more future shows!
37:23 wow even a fly has joined the fun!
That redhead, though... omg I'm rolling!
I actually fucking love James acaster
“Sorry, has anyone seen the returning officer?”
James's semen joke is still perhaps my favourite ever from scenes we'd like to see. Cracks me up every time!
Do you have timestamp?
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Unlikely Lines From A Cosmetics Commercial. "Now introducing our Milton Jones Hair (I Don't) Care products line."
THese guys are so frikkin' brilliant! I am dying laughing here. The best bloody show on earth. These guys are just frikkkin' geniuses!
44.05 "NISH KUMAAAAAAR"
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"Coming up whilst coming up, that's coming up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think I laughed more at the titles in the background than I did Nish.
"I like my men like I like... women." 💀
I'd love to drop 90s Frankie Boyle into this and watch the carnage...😂
49:33 James Acaster is one of the few worthy successors of Frankie Boyle; at least as unpredictable with spot on delivery! Tickety Ted the time-telling bitch somehow is the funniest line of this entire hour!
Can always rely on Nish Kumar to ruin one of these sections
16:58 Hugh’s best moment
So, I guess it doesn't matter if Frankie is no longer on the show. It's still hilarious, regardless.
You realised that a month ago? You,must be living on the moon.
@@mustafabrennpaste6521 I always knew, but I thought I’d talk sense into some potentially disgruntled fans.
I have gone 18 years of my life without having the ending of the sixth sense spoiled and then FUCKING ED BYRNES comes along. GOD DAMMIT
Wait till i tell you about The Crying Game
the one hour point was hitting hard that's the gooderest stuffins