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I ranked how I would do in a fight versus various animals. This list was rated by Tierzoo, the residential expert on animals rankings. This is on the 2020 patch of humans.
edited by: / politesl
#ludwig #tierlist #tierzoo
This was super fun, thanks for having me on!
this is my favorite cross-over episode
TierZoo God
TierZoo are you PETA on KZhead except they don’t care?
nice
TierZoo epic moments
Ludwig describing fighting an octopus: “it’s so sucky”
The tentacles are “unfortunately long”
Bees
@@weptcat304 oh dear
Now this right here is comedic.
Sarcophagus
9:28 in the snake’s defense, mongoose are literally made to kill snakes, so they have a pretty sizable advantage
Not to mention they can withstand their venom
@@SP-qs4yh that is what makes them made to kill snakes
Ludwig would die before he even moves a muscle. Doubt he will he even know its there
primates the only animals that are allergic to snake venom lmfao
rats disagree
I actually died laughing after seeing the giraffe go "neck slingshot" and seeing Ludwig's terrified reaction
That shit killed me, especially since he stated he didn't know much about giraffes and I knew what was coming which made it even funnier
@@dinoman9118 can’t a giraffe kick a lions head off
@@gavinschlachta9276 Idk about off but they could definitely break a lions neck
@@gavinschlachta9276I don't think they can kick it off, but if they land a kick on a lion, they can definitely kill it. Although you still see prides attack giraffes. Usually takes an entire pride to overwhelm a single giraffe.
The fact that tierzoo got in the video makes me so happy
Saaaaame dude, I was smiling so wide the entire time. What a wholesome crossover
Saw this comment and decided to actually watch the whole video for that reason alone
He's just so chill
Ironic
I didn’t know him before this but he seems like a nice gentleman
Ludwig: I'm an English major Also Lugwig: Moose, Meese if you will
Mooseses
Mïëüsis
Moosi if you are so inclined
Moosen!
@@soccch moo
This dude sayin he could last 30 sec vs a damn hippo💀💀
i just remebered elephants humps rhinos out of frustration
@Michael Smith lol no
@@CreatorsHubCreates not in water they fast
@@CreatorsHubCreates nah ya can’t. Average hippo can reach 30 MPH on land. The FASTEST HUMAN Usain Bolt is only at 27 MPH for perspective. If a hippo wants you dead, you’re dead, that’s it lmao.
@@CreatorsHubCreates i can tell you it is most definitely combat speed Hippos are cracked ive seen them chase and kill jaguars
He underestimates rabbits I think he never watched Monty python
Dude rabbits are easy you just need the holy hand grenade
i own 2 of them, he highly underestimates them haha i love them though they are adorable but menaces too lmao
"does their horn take damage" radiates as much energy as "do they spawn with it"
True
Turtles... their shells... Do they *spawn* with it?
I mean it’s a legitimate question, are their horns strong enough to withstand hitting presumably aluminum and steel.
damage is a word used outside of gaming
@@Peterpiperspickledpeppers A car door, yes. A solid block of the stuff, no. Remember that cars actually have very thin walls, it's also why they're such terrible cover in firefights - bullets go through car doors like paper
In the description: "this is on the 2020 patch of humans" He's already learnt to talk like Tierzoo lmao
hi
hi and also ludwig knows that most whales throught are the size of grapes right
My favourite part of the whole video is Lud putting a SEAGULL and a BEE at the same level. Even after hearing his reasoning, I can't tell if he's overestimating the bee or underestimating the seagull.
yo bees have the best matchup out of any animal against humans tho
@@snekback. Yeah, but that’s bees as a conglomerate. 1v1 against a bee is jokes
@@snekback. If it's a one-on-one, the bee loses every time if for no other reason than the fact that their only attack is a kamikaze move. While the human might die afterwards if they're allergic, the bee dies first.
Bees will fuck up elephants
He thought he could beat a chimp🤣
the fact that ludwig thought for a second he would stand a chance against a polar bear is beyond me.
That’s why we call him Ludwig “Looks like Clint Stevens” Ahgren
That's Ludwig Ahgren, that's quality.
Ludwig "Clint Stevens ruined my sex life" Ahgren
Is your pfp an edit of billy the kitten from neko atsume?
The squirrel would just step on poor tiny Ludwig and crush him
Fun Fact: Kangaroos gauge other kangaroos’ lethality with punches. If you got a good hook into a Kangaroo, there’s a chance they would concede the fight, because they think your legs are 10x stronger than your arms since they are used to Kangaroo proportions. Basically they may think you have reality ending kicks, simply because your arms pretty strong.
Truth. There’s a video of a guy sizing up a male kangaroo the man gives him a punch. Kangaroo gave up pretty quickly after despite being a beefy male one
Kangaroo can't walk backwards either .
as an Aussie I have to disagree with chat saying kangaroo arent tough I'm from western Sydney and I have been in a fight with one and trust me you don't want to get in a fight with an 8 foot marsupial with razor-sharp claws and can literally jump over you and can run 2x faster than the fastest human on earth not to mention they cant stand on their tails and kick you
Did you win tho?
You survived?
@@olivermarshall8750 no they died, sorry 😔
Did you throw a hook?
A kangroo would one hit ko you
So cool to see TierZoo jump in at the end there, what a perfect expert in the field of animal 1v1 hand combat.
Ludwig: I'm an English major Also Lugwig: Moose, Meese if you will
@@cristopherantonioarmijomon642 you literally copied a comment and posted it in the replies of a random comment 💀
that was the strongest “BOYS” i’ve heard so far...
felt a small earthquake ngl
Polar bears may actually be the most dangerous animals to humans. There's a rhyme for how to deal with bears: "If it's brown, lie down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, say goodnight." Polar bears actively try to kill humans, and if the human is unarmed it's very likely to succeed. Those things are fucking terrifying.
I would say it isn't the most dangerous. Technically we could say many disease causing animals are far above but in terms of bears, but it isn't the nightmare matchup. There are multiple stories of people choking grizzlies. The nightmare matchup is toothed whales. We can get away with a lot of shit against animals who are nowhere near our intelligence. Smart whales win every single time. The good thing is that the smart whales have almost never killed a human.
So many people underestimate those fuckers but like you said they will fuckkkkkkkkk you up any day of the week 7 days a week 24 hours a fucking day no chance
Yeah, they are the most aggressive ones but in a scenario that he described a grizzly could be more powerful. I think I read something about that polar and grizzly beads are about the same power bot grizzlys have harder hads and could take more hits. At the end of the day I would never want to fight any of those
Just look it up grizzly bears and polar bears have met multiple times and the polar bear is always the one who escape
@@glitch504sans9in somecases they breed
"i feel like kangaroos are our true ancestors" Australians: yes and?
*aboriginals chewing on roo meat:*
My man really thought he'd outrun an elephant lmaoo
they don't go 11 mph, they go 35 lol
@@eateat8609 and one swing from their trunk and hes sent flying
35 mph if they are running in a straight line we’d outrun them in a scrap as we’d use our elite stamina and agility but then once we’ve run it into exhaustion we are screwed as what are we going to do to a elephant so I’d say a tie
@@bjplvsut Elephant gets exhausted way before the human does (at running speed). Sweating is broken
@@pizzashark7067 that’s what I said bro sweating gives us this elite stamina in the animal kingdom
This man really wants to fight anything at this point
Fr my brother
Sate sate sate
hahaha
"I could definitely destroy my mother.." lmao
“I think gorillas are like me but peek physique” absolutely no idea about the genetic enhancements gorillas have
Tbf gorillas are a little overrated, they would lose to bears
@@JvdahMC gorillas have a bite force higher than bears
Hinterlandz Aus i watched a video about it, even tho it does, gorillas aren't made for combat, they're bad at using they're limbs, they just flail them around, and they don't always use their bite effectively Whereas bears are maade for combat
@@hinterlandzausThey woukd still lose
Michael Smith most animals true, but not bears, probably not lions either, defo not rhinos os hippos
Fun fact a hippos jaw strength can crush a lion almost in half DO NOT mess with one
We gassed him up so much and his workouts that he now he wanna fight everyone nowadays...
Ithink slime is influencing him
Everything*
Quarantine be like that man, ever wonder why everyone’s out on the street fighting each other all the time recently?
"If the universe is so big, why won't it fight me?"
It's all cuz of the knight armor
Thank you Mr Ludwig for respecting my species
Golira 🦍
@@andisloco you spelled gilroa wrong
Ayo it’s a rilla
goGola
Googoogaga
I love that chat kept saying “no shot” for so many things Ludwig was on the fence about. TierZoo and Casual Geographic have taught us so much. *The tiny lil baby boi Blue-Ringed Octopus can bite you without you even feeling it. “The venom can kill more than 20 humans in just a few minutes.”
Have you heard his chimp story's🤣 He thought he could beat a chimp in a fight
“Anyway, time to go to the beach!” -all Aussies ever
I love that he felt so confident when he saw the mongoose beating the cobra, but didn’t realize that they are immune to their poison 😂😂😂
It's venom not poison and they are resistant not immune
Too many bites from a venomous snake can kill a mongoose like if the mongoose isn't quick enough and the cobra bites it alot it can die
@@SinisterYT_ both do damage overtime inherently putting them in the same debuff tree in terms of use
Ludwig: *puts snake on far right* *sees the anaconda existing in water* Ludwig: ‘I would like to reevaluate my placement’
I like how his chat kept trying to call him out for saying "octopuses" instead of "octopi" when octopuses, octopi, and octopodes are all accepted.
More like octopussy
Really?
Really?
Afaik since octopus is a greek word, octopi is wrong since turning “us” in “i” for plurality comes from latin. Octopodes would be the greek version of plurality, whereas octopuses would be the english version. End of the day I think octopuses is correct
technically in english Octopuses is the correct one followed by octopodes
Never forget what that grizzly did to Leonardo in Revenant, the bear wasnt even trying
Bears are an awful but not unwinnable matchup. A bear would struggle to get a human off its back. If it fucks up you can possibly choke it maybe. There are multiple stories of people choking grizzly bears. It is theoretically possible but not at all easy to fell a polar bear. Choking them unconscious doesn't take very long. One guy bit the jugular and jammed his hand in its throat. It is a big dumb animal and panicked and didn't bite because it was choking. It needs as much if not more oxygen to its head compared to a human and if you have a tight choke on a human it can knock out in 5 seconds.
@@thebee0320 yeah no, there is literally no way a human could choke a grizzly, they have a neck circumference of 90cm with a shitton of fat and muscle and could easily throw you of them as their skin is very loose.
@@90bubbel60 look at the literal first result when you Google "Man chokes grizzly bear"
@@thebee0320 by sticking his hand down its throat...and its not even a verified story, no dates, facts or recordings. and the second story with the same narrative leads to the bear only running away after getting a hand down its throat not actually passing out or dying
Lud legit pulled up the plastic bottle to say that he'd kill the whale with plastic waste, I'm dying.
"What's harder to beat, a Polar bear or a Gorilla" Someone in chat: Joe Rogan
And it's funny because Joe Rogan has talked about how terrified he would be to fight either of those animals multiple times lol
😂
@@chodak3709 Our lord and savior Joe Rogan would never 😩
if you actually want an answer: polar bear.
@@avianKneecaps you'd get friggin mutilated by both tho. I guess a polar bear would beat the gorilla
this is giving me the ksi and horse fight situation vibes... both of their egos are huge
Yeah I wanna see KSI do this same concept
Funny because KSI just put lidwig in his thumbnail for one of his recent videos and hes not even in the video lol click bating ludwig!
If they both think they can beat a horse... who wins when they fight each other?
@@danielburgess7101 unfortunately ksi would fuck up ludwig
Being able to hear TierZoo's opinion at the end was awesome, what a good collab
As an Australian, I honestly feel like I could fight an average kangaroo 1v1 and not get completely bodied. Like I'm still losing 55-60% of the time, but of all the animals Lud put on the "losing against" side, kangaroos are definitely what I would want to come up against. Also Lud was way too confident about fighting snakes, especially before the anaconda video. A venomous snake in full on attack mode will fucking end you like 99% unless you get a super lucky kick in before it can bite you. You might be able to kill it, but by that point it's probably bitten you a bunch of times and the venom is going to town on you.
Snakes are very defensive and predictable fighters. Get a big-enough rock and you can mess it up.
@@SomeFreakingCactus I mean you can beat any animal in a fight as long as you find a big enough rock
Yeah people were overly respectful of the kangaroo for sure. It's not a gimme by any means but if you can avoid the vicious kick and just clock it real good you have a shot. I'd say many pro boxers could handle it easily. It's just easier to damage than most other things.
For snake it's too vague. The vast majority of snakes get destroy by humans. But when you talk about actually dangerous ones, it's a matter of finding a big enough stick
Depends on the species. If you face a red kangaroo you're fucked, an eastern grey kangaroo would be hard but not impossible, a western kangaroo or any smaller species would be doable.
"Kangaroos look like The Rock" Was thinking about Vin Diesel, but close enough"
22 minutes before losing his streak, that’s cutting it close
What streak
Seeing Ludwig's reaction to how Giraffes fight is everything
The reason the Mongoose has so much control because they are semi immune to the venom
i died when he said he would timeout the elephant like hbox 21:55
OHHH I was wondering who he was talking about ahahah.
extra funny when you realize that their max speed is 35 mph not 11mph
Alternate Title: How I ACCIDENTALLY got sued by PETA
Or: "I got sued by PETA..."
"I fought an elephant"
Or "peta thanked me for my quest to eradicate the animal species"
Seeing Tierzoo pop in as a consultant for your tier list was amazing, great to see!
My dude thinks he can kill a cow with his bare hands
I mean, climb a tree, whittle a wooden spear, stab it, break its legs - it can be done. Early peoples have killed much stronger creatures.
@@SomeFreakingCactus he said bare hands not this video game stuff
@@zayski1513 he said anything you could fasion yourself as long as they dont insatly run me down fater then i could get to a tree and off the groud i could fasion a spear
@@archemides1517also, in the past they hunted as a group and not alone
@@pattt6532 its a cow not a wholly mamoth
Has anybody noticed that the more famous he’s become, the less he says “the plan is simple”. I miss the old Ludwig
Yeah but you have to admit the content has been much more quality and quantity
Just a KZhead viewer here, The Plan is Simple was funny hearing it when I first got into Lud’s content, but when you go to the comment section and all you see is “BOYS” or “the plan is simple” it’s a little much
The plan is... more complicated now
“How I got banned from every Zoo”
Man, that bit about fire at the end is so true. Great stream/video idea.
I've been watching tierzoo as soon as he started uploading im so happy to see him getting more traction
“If I learn to make a fire on the spot I would become top-tier” -Ludwig Ahgren
As an animal science major who loves doing this stuff with random animals, I'm very happy to see giraffes and hippos get the respect they deserve because nobody expects them to be top tier.
But he didn't respect the grizzly
the whale would be top tier ngl I feel like people forget their fins are just more devolved arms but they can still move well so a whale could just destroy all your upper body with a single pectoral fin slap and if they got a chance to slap you with their tail you'd be gored instantly, or they could ram you and have the same effect, and if not, then they can hold you underwater in their mouth and just let you go after a bit
@@floseatyard8063 wales are kinda slow. and they can't get on land without death. the hippo meanwhile, runs at 30mph, runs on the bottom of the water, so you cannot escape that way, and hydrolic press jaws.don't mess with a hippo. it WILL be the last thing you do.
@@kittenfan7664 whales can get fast during short bursts of speed, like car fast, and a human is much slower in water. So it wouldn't matter if a whale is slow
I've never heard TierZoo talk like normally and not in a video of his and dude he seems so cool! He's also cool in his videos but he seems like such a chill dude who would be a blast to hang out with!
Its funny to see how ludwig is definitely a smart dude who's just not studied stuff like zoology or biology so he says facts in kinda instinctive way. Like humans are endurance hunters and thats part of our biological niche but lud just says "we got good stamina. Better than the rest"
All I'm saying he still wouldn't have a chance against a hippo even with a gun, poachers hunt those mofos with rocket launcher.
Gun would definitely help a lot, but honestly a little knowledge of the hippo's habitat, a shovel, something to cover a deep hole with, and a handful of hours of preparation would work much better. Bait it into the hole and shoot it while it's trapped. We humans are always best with traps and strategy.
With the amount of fat and how thick the skin is even if you shoot it point blank with a hunting rifle it will do little to no damage
Depends what type of gun. 50 cal will go right through all the fat. .30 cal might have more trouble. A 12 gauge shotgun firing slugs could probably do it as well if you have 6 shells. Any low caliber rifle or pistol would probably not be enough.
@@decentish8546 look up an elephant gun
A gun would actually be very useful see a gun can reduce the pain of the hippos attack if you aim the weapon right between your eyes it would be less pain than whatever the fuck this thing is gonna do to you
I love how one of the comments on stream is "I'll fuck up a bear" 😂
ludwig: The shark would destroy me Edward Kenway: "Hold my beer"
Same with the whale lol
this is the the type of content i subbed to you for.
He is slowly looking more like Clint Stevens everyday
He looks like brendon urie to me... when he streamed he wore glasses and looks like that
why’s that facts 😭💀💀
omg noooo
Didn’t see it till now
Ludwig, on Monday I had my surgery this week to fix my pectus, I just wanna say that you helped me feel better having it but it was affecting me physically so I did what I had to do, I just wanna say thank you for showing me that you shouldn’t be scared to hide it, much love man. -dylan
Good for you
“Any average man can beat a rabbit” Subaru: *Doubt*
This man would rather fight an elephant than a giraffe☠️☠️
Giraffes kill lions with one kick so not to crazy
@@skelet8337 Lions won't even dare to attack an elephant unless they are desperately starving or the elephant is a child.
@@killerspreet7318 They also won't dare attack a giraffe unless they're starving or desperate.
Can’t go to sleep until I watch the daily Ludwig video
Same bro
Lud really out here with the LATE LATE uploads
When he post its only like 11:30 pm his time so not really and he has to edit and other shit
Yeah thats when he usuallllllly posts... but this time it was like 1:30 his time. Still, whats late is always arguable. Im just happy he didnt break his streak
@@Livingike no it was 11:30pm his time, not 1:30am
Ludwig not realizing an elephant can throw a log on him that would instantly paralyze or one hit KO him
He thought he could beat a chimp... It's gonna be a closed casket with the monkey pulling up for round two
yeah, elephants can literally throw hippos
Hyped that TierZoo hopped on this vid, his content is incredible
Can wait till next week for the food warming apparatuses I could beat in a fight tier list
lugwid going crazy with the ads LULW
true
25k subs just isn't enough money after he paid those taxes j guess
This amazing content is what keeps me coming to your vid
According to him, the animals he's fighting are 100% bloodthirsty tunnel vision on Ludwig, so I thinking Ludwig isn't using his best option of leading an animal along until it collapses from exhaustion, because it likely won't rest or eat.
He thought he could beat a chimp one vs one...
@@Thegamebeater No shot this man beats a chimp.
That part where he said he loved his girlfriend along with QT was pretty wholesome
where does chat fall on the list, because they're just a bunch of animals
It's one man against 10k 14 years old kids, you do the math
@@blazerchocobo If the man hits one even slightly the others would start crying and run away.
@@Honerkamp True, but you can't forget the ragers: those absolutely terrifying gremlins don't understand the concept of running away and when they are scared they just double down. Morale is important! Still it's 1 against 10k, I've been to towns with a smaller population.
@@blazerchocobo Does Chat include subs or are they separate, cause then the gremlins are out of the picture.
@@Honerkamp fair enough lmao
This was fucken hilarious, had me laughing the whole way through. Appreciate it Ludwig
Remember the bear rhyme? If it's brown lay down, If it's black fight back, If it's white, say goodnight. Polar bears are the only bears that hunt and kill humans for food.
Funny how atrioc could beat all of them hands down
Bro I would stomp a crab, there would be no coming back for it
Mm nummy cwab
older video but this is gold😭❤️
2:52 thats why you wanna get the swim buff as soon as possible cuz it's harder to get endgame
Thumbnail: tyler1 Actual video: Clint Stevens
tierzoo and ludwig both being big content creators from the melee community makes this a sick collab
In the case of aquatic mains whether the battle happens in water decides quite a bit. For those I think a decent compromise would be something like waist or chest high water, enough for the animal to swim but not so much that Lud can't stand in the water.
Ludwig re-evaluating the snake had me laughing
lowkey thought the streak was gonna die 🙏
Do a 2.0 where you match the animals' mass to yours by adding multiple of them, and then if they are heavier than one of you, balance it out with more luds. Keep up the CONTENT :]
fun fact about the wale, you coudnt even aproche it under water, its so lound that if it dos any noice, you would letaraly get vibrated to death, the sound wouls exlode your inside
Normal streamers: KZhead video of the highlights of their best gameplay Our Ludwig: Fighting huge animals is cool 😎
*Random animal Lud: “yea so this ones also like the rhino” lmao
Can we bring back tinder reviews soon lud? Was watching some of those videos back from a year ago and I still love them as much as I did when you posted them
The first ludwig video i watched
Ludwig not looking at the chat while they were talking about the elephant being faster triggered me
I think this one is really hard to do. Because if you say you can’t make weapons than that is equivalent to putting the whale in a pool. Now my idea to make it more equal, have the human get a prep period. Idk how long anywhere between 3-24 hours. This would be where the human would be in the woods and can craft whatever it can without any extra tools.
dude i dont have notifs on but im literally always here in the first 5 minutes for midnight uploads
"I like the shallow end. I like standing on my 2 feet." Its ok Lud. You'll make it to the second step into the pool eventually
Lud making a sigel noise is so good
He really embracing the *SMARTWIG* look 🤓
I feel Ludwig didn’t look up death counts either cause cows kill more people per year then sharks. Cow be in same class as horse and moose
@@beepboop2021 this is all very good insight, glad we both agree that the scales are off though
@@beepboop2021 for sure
@@beepboop2021 On the other hand a large bull would just gore you with its horns, no coming back from that
Ludwig is such a content giga chad I swear and funny. I laughed my ass off jeeez
It’s important to remember that if the human has the intrinsic of Bee Sting Allergy, a bee can sometimes get a one hit kill if the human isn’t taken to a cleric class or doesn’t have a specific medication item.
0:40 arsa3, welcome to now being a youtube frog
Only 5 minutes until the streak is gone.... LUDWIG CLUTCH UP
4:48 a lot said in chat it would work BUT it would work only with cost of your own life because it would actually explode and kill anything in a few meters
9:35 I need more Ludwig commentating to animals fighting