It's Christmas time, and we're on a break. And what's a better way to celebrate than watching a compilation of the 10 worst movies Honest Trailers. Enjoy!
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Honest Trailers | The Worst Movies Ever
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
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Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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The fact M. Night Shyamalan made three of these is truly hilarious
What's more hilarious is how he can still keep his job without getting blacklisted in any film companies
His directing career really peaked with his first two films. Maybe three, depending on what you think of Signs.
@@michaelstrong5383 Signs was pretty good until the end. Yeah the water thing... best left unsaid.
A legend 😂
@@michaelstrong5383unbreakable trilogy was pretty good
if there was an oscar for dumbest line of dialogue in a movie, "there appears to be an event happening" would win it hands-down.
Careful. George Lucas' hamfisted dialog is now part of our cultural lexicon. "I have a bad feeling about this." "Slaving for the greater glory of the Empire." [yes yes I know, cutscene] "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
You know I want to rag on that too, but now that I think about it, what else was he realistically gonna call it?
In a world that now has "Somehow, Palpatine returned," I think there is some strong competition.
'I like it, but I think it's something bad' from After Earth would get my vote. 'Somehow, Palpatine returned' is another strong contender. It's like they just gave up on trying to have it make sense.
@@octogigas I dunno, "we're investigating reports of an unexplained phenomenon"? "there appears to be an event happening" is such an enormously vague statement, it says absolutely nothing and could refer to anything from starting your car to the apocalypse.
that transition from Last Airbender to After Earth was pure gold!
I was searching the comment section for this exact comment!
Simple, but good
the conversation between Johnny and the floral shop cashier feels like one between Oblivion NPCs except they're both speedrunning it lol
"Have you heard of the high elves?" "I don't know you, and I don't care to know you." "You're my favourite customer." "URGH"
The happening has to be one of the most unintentionally funny ones on this list. It’s so great how mark wahlberg is more confused than the audience on wtf was going on
A pandemic movie where top doctors don't advise the public to wear masks
What? NO!!!
I decided to download it just so I could see Mark confused. He's hilarious
I watched it in Costa Rica. All of us were laughing so loud. One person out of the while class was French and we razzed him about the ending. He was a good sport😊
whatttt??? nooooooo...
Since this is about bad/worst movies, I only have one thing to say: "I did not hit her, That's not true, It's bulls***t, I did not hit her, I did not." "Oh, Hi Mark."
The Room is a fascinating example of why directors don't often star in their own films.
It sounds perverse, but I feel like I can learn a lot more about film making from a movie like The Room than I could from something like the Thin Red Line (one of my favorite movies).
@@isaachaze1maybe it's because you can see the mistakes and know how to avoid them and it's obvious it was made by amateurs who didn't know what they were doing (except for the dog)
The room is a fascinating case study in the so bad, it’s good-between the cinematography, acting, dialogue, and script. However, Danny Devito, Kevin Costner, Barbra Streisand, Gibson, Stallone, Eastwood, Affleck, and Krasinski have all successfully starred and directed in multiple successful movies.
If I had know this before my failed vampire movie. >(
@isaachaze1 IMO the learning occurs when you analyze them side by side, so you can clearly see "ok, that's where The Room screwed up, what'd Thin Red Line do in a similar scene?"
0:14 The Room (2003) 6:33 Captain America (1990) 10:04 The Happening (2008) *(personal guilty pleasure)* 14:28 The Emoji Movie 18:53 The Kissing Booth 24:27 Gotti (2018) 28:02 Morbius 33:14 The Last Airbender 36:18 After Earth 39:43 Dragonball Evolution
Where is the Dark Tower? 😢
The Last Jedi is worse than all of these.
@@raoulcorinth1712 Sure, Jan.
God bless you. 😂
Why the Last Jedi and Batman V Superman not being there is beyond me. Or even The Flash.
I like how M. Night Shyamalan is responsible for 3 of the movies here.
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Consistency
I just love that today Jacob Elordi admits he hated making the kissing booth. He’s having his Robert Patterson arc.
You have to go thru your Twilight arc for character development so you can get your The Batman arc
Pattinson
@@carlosrojas9174And before that, he was a wizard in Harry Potter, from wizard to vampire, from vampire to superheroe. Imagine how Potterheads and Twilight fangirls (if they still exist) reacted to The Batman.
Just saw Elordi in Saltburn. He was pretty amazing (and just damn pretty).
"Will Smith' biggest mistake after turning down the matrix" - well he made sure this is no longer the case
Can his "Matrix" decision really be called a mistake since it was a good call for so many millions of people?
VENOM had the writer from 50 SHADES OF GREY (Who is also directing VENOM 3) MORBIUS had the writers from GODS OF EGYPT (Who are also behind MADAME WEB) And KRAVEN THE HUNTER has the writers from TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT AVI ARAD doomed this cinematic universe the same way he doomed TASM series
No. It was Alex Kurtzman who started all this.
And now Avi Arad is working on a live action Zelda movie...
Sony really knows where to find talent./s
To be fair the director of 50 Shades of Grey basically got writer controlled out of any good decisions. Folding Ideas has a good video defending the people trying to make 50 Shades a somewhat good movie.
@@angrykeeper Isn't Folding Ideas the guy who got caught trying to distribute CP on 8chan and then he had to act like it was a false flag operation?
“Stink lines” in the Morbius one made me genuinely laugh out loud. Thank you, team Honest Trailers.
I skipped a lot of these 'trailers' but something told me that Morbius' might be worth it. I'm glad I saw it. LOL
Those are not Stink Lines but Copy-paste of Dementors from Harry Potter
Kristen Bell: "If you were to ask the five best filmmakers in the world right now to make a movie like this, it wouldn't even be in the same universe.". After being a fan of bad movies for the past 40yrs, I whole-heartedly agree with this. "The Room" is on a whole other level. It will be rewatched long after we're all dead.
Ha ha ha, what a story!
Because it become a cult movie because its so bad, & esp now it spawned a movie about making it
Oh I didn't see you poster. You are my favorite poster.
I watched it with the motivation of "it seriously can't be that bad" Well, it is that bad 😂 Should have believed the comments
The amazing thing about The Happening is it makes watching grass grow actually quite appealing which is ironic given vegetation is the star of the movie.
I have a weird feeling that if David Lynch remade The Room, the story would somehow make sense.
There's a first time for everything.
I think the Happening script could work with more hammering out and less flat characters. I've always been terrified since i learned trees release their co2 all at once sometimes and this can kill you if sleeping on the ground near the woods.
Which should frighten you… Haha! Love David Lynch - always a mind bender
@@arnezbridges93 Because of the Happening, every time the wind is blowing the tops of the trees around, I think oh great, they're talking to each other and plotting our demise lol
In response to the joke about the Last Airbender kid cast staying in school, I looked them up. The results are interesting. The boy who played Aang has no IMDB recorded work since Cowboys and Aliens. The other guy is a working actor. One girl was born rich and then married David and Victoria Beckham's son and works when she feels like. The other girl is a working actor including a major voiceover role on Legend of Korra.
Tommy Wiseau needs to team up with Neil Breen in a Uwe Boll backed film.
Do you want to start the apocalypse? Because that’s how you start the apocalypse.
Wouldn’t that be the directorial equivalent of crossing the streams?
That's an unholy trinity right there. Not knowing about Neil Breen, I would have had Paul W S Anderson in there.
The audiobook of The Disaster Artist is amazing. Greg Sestero does a Tommy Wiseau impression throughout that is the best part
Greg's Tommy impression is a thing of beauty for sure
@@KelseyHontz Hahaha what a story Kelsey
Every time i see The Room my brain just turns off and i pass out. I still haven't gotten past the first scene. I think it's a self defense mechanism.
I would have bet a hefty chunk of change on _Jupiter Ascending_ making this list. I'm a bit sad that it didn't.But, this was still an awesome trip down memory lane.
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Jupiter Ascending was good. Maybe because there aren't many actually interesting sci Fi movies. It reminds me of the 5th Element, because of the interesting visuals. There aren't a lot of other movies to choose from like that. Also, Milla Kunis is easy to watch.
@@jamisojo I'm glad someone liked it, box-office bomb though it was. However, the _Honest Trailers_ folks didn't. Their episode "Honest Trailers: Jupiter Ascending" absolutely skewered the film. If you really liked the movie and haven't seen their review, don't watch; it'll just make you mad. Besides their review of _After Earth_ and maybe _The Last Airbender_ , it's their biggest shellacking of a film I can think of. That's why I'm surprised it's not in this compilation. They should do a second ten with that, _Terminator: Genisys_ , and a _Transformers_ movie for a start.
Hey, give the guys credit for trimming it down to a video that didn't last 10 hours. Trying to cover all the rubbish that seeped out of the bottom end of Hollywood over this period? They could do it, but no-one should be asked to work that hard.
I think it was long enough ago and so forgettable that they just didn't think of it.
If there's one thing I can compliment The Emoji Movie over, it's giving Jordan a reason to quit acting after being offered the role of Poop Emoji, and turn to directing.
He makes awful movies so it hasn't been a good turn.
Is that why he continued acting (in at least 6 different movies since then)? Or why he was considering taking the role until they offered it to Stewart because Peele took too long to get back them?
they actually got a more disengushed actor to take that role Sr. Patrick Stewart captain of the Enterprise D and E and a skakephereion trained actor
Thank you DBZ abridged crew for crushing in and making this easily my favorite Honest Trailers!
Team Four Star
Although they still can’t pronounce “Lara” properly!
"America's biggest insult to Japanese culture since Hiroshima". That one hit HARD!
"From the director... uh oh no not him again" 😂😂😂 they should make all shamalayan movies honest trailers by now
Love this compilation idea. 😂 Thank you to the guys who suffered through these films in order to honest-review them. 😂
Spoiler below for the 10 they selected for this list: 0:14 The Room 6:32 Captain America 10:04 The Happening 14:28 The Emoji Movie 18:50 The Kissing Booth 24:27 Gotti 28:00 Morbius 33:14 The Last Airbender 36:19 After Earth 39:43 Dragonball Evolution
Never gonna get tired of the TFS cameos.
I KNEW I clocked by Kaiser & Lani on that one!
@@Rekuzan I think it was just Lani and MasakoX.
A fun fact on the "stink lines" in Morbius, They were aparently inspired by Gengar in Detective Pikachu. The issue here is that Gengar is meant to be made out of poison gas, not a solid body. They could have made smoke follow them around in vampire form.
The fact that Battlefield Earth isn't mentioned is fantastic, cause either the mass population of the world forcibly blocked it from their memory or it is becoming a very late closet case guilty pleasure cult classic.
I've always liked Battlefield Earth!
They didn’t do an Honest Trailer for it yet. Which…yeah, better get on that.
I would like to guess which option is correct....😊
Battlefield Earth is an anti-colonial, anti-imperialist film. About leverage. And Dutch angles. And everything being purple. And an entire planet having shitloads of flammable gas. And that one recording of the Psychlo language played over and over again. And cavemen flying fighter jets. And Barry Pepper.
Battlefield Earth is my favorite John Trovolta movie. Much better than over rated Pulp Fiction.
The cut to "after earth" was sublime!
"wait till you see after earth" *ruthlessly plays the after earth honest trailer*
doing a compilation is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
this compilation is *tight*
Ooooh wow wow wow wow wow wow..... WOW.
Liking this comment was super easy, barely an inconvenience 👍
I somehow both pity and envy the guy that has no idea what's happening here!
whoops, whoopsie
Ugh I still have The Last Airbender PTSD. Fingers tightly crossed on the Netflix show being passable at best.
Live Action One Piece was surprisingly great so there’s a chance at least
With Sokka race faking that's a bad sign
Yeah no ill will towards the Last Airbender movie makers but I have a vivid memory walking out of the theater with a headache. That’s when I knew something wasn’t right. Also One Piece live action was great so have positive expectations Avatar show will make it work.
Except its netflix produced and they cant make anything good to save their life.
Oong
I find the lack of Moonfall disturbing.
“You’re tearing me apart, Lisaaaaa!” 😩
Much more watchable than the actual movies!
There’s a lot to talk about in The Room but I went to a screening with Greg Sestero there for a live intro and he said Tommy Wiseau still hasn’t answered why it’s called The Room
These truly were some movies that have indeed existed.
6:03 I think the “no one has seen a chicken” bit in Arrested Development was an… homage to The Room 😆
I was really surprised they didn't use that clip
This was great. Loved 24:22 on the empty text conversations. Annoys me even in good movies and shows, such a lazy attention to detail. The opportunity to put interesting or amusing backstory on the screen at no loss, missed. I feel it must be a conscious decision to declutter the shot.... made by a someone who doesn't realise interpreting that image is instantaneous in anyone younger than them.
The Room is a cinematic masterpiece!
TIMESTAMPS 0:15 The Disaster Artist prequel 6:33 90’s shitty imperialist propaganda 10:04 The trees are angry at the world 14:29 The reason why Sony should stick with hardware manufacturing 18:51 The movie lost in the romantic session of Netflix 24:28 John Travoltas reckoning 28:00 One of the movies ever made 33:14 The Last Chance I’ve Ever Gave M. Night Shyamalan 36:18 The movie where Jaden Smith stopped being too cute for us to give him a pass for his bad acting 39:42 The movie that warned us what happens when anime turns to live action
Perfect! Thank you.
"The movie that warned us what happens when anime turns to live action" I think that honor technically goes to super mario bros (had an anime in the 80s)
When Mark Wahlberg started randomly singing, I lost it 😂😂😂
"Now, about those blood diamonds..." Savage 😂😂😂😂😂
After seeing this I can't wait for Maniac (1934), Reefer Madness (1936), Terror of Tiny Town (1938), Glen or Glenda (1953), Santa Claus Versus the Martians (1964), Plan 9 From Outer Space (1957) and Manos Hands of Fate (1966)
Eegah! (1962). watch out for snakes.
Reefer Madness was there, along with The Big Lebowski
Once they've finished with every superhero movie in existence.
Your walking out (and driving away) on After Earth is hilarious!
I am so grateful to have never suffered through any of these movies.
The Room is actually pretty good for educational value. It shows you everything you shouldn't do when making a movie.
@@SomewhatSlightlyBoredThe Star Wars' sequel trilogy is getting this reputation, is shown in film classes so students can learn what not to do in movies and scripts.
It took me way too long to realise when you called Jared Leto a vampire you were saying he played a vampire in the movie. 😂😂😂
So you’re saying The Happening makes The Village seem like The Sixth Sense?
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Yes… yes it does.
How is The Core not on this list?! Oh yeah, there STILL ISN'T AN HONEST TRAILER FOR IT 😭😭😭
Three from M. Night is kind of an overkill. I think you can at least replace one with Cats or one of Roland Emmerich's later works.
Could also replace it with your life story
Please do both Percy Jackson films soon!!!
But go easy on Logan Lerman. He’s not a bad actor- he just got a bad script.
The real lack of focus with The Room that really cheesed me off was the fact that Johnny and Oh, Hey Mark didn't order the cheesecake like the two people before them did.
The waitress was really pushy about that cheesecake.
Love that the majority of these are M. Night Shyamalan movies, lol
Your commentary on Afterearth was hilarious 😂😂😂 I learnt that Shayalaman was in talks to direct Harry Potter part 3 Phew. Just phew
The transition to After Earth is beautiful
Now that you’ve done The Room, you should totally do The Disaster Artist.
Okay, Sh*tty Sh*tty Fang Fang made my day. Thank you for that!😂🤣
I still think The Happening was intended to be a parody of environmental horror movies from the 70s and 80s, but not everyone got the memo that it was supposed to be a comedy and that's why it's... the way it is.
The instant i saw this i started scanning for After Earth. Thank you for not disappointing. It is one of the best Honest Trailers
Literally the worst movie I have ever seen.
The Happening is simultaneously the worst movie/best honest trailer ever made. Can someone please tell me why they keep letting this man make movies?
3:40 I think I watched the movie once, but I couldn't watch it, so I didn't remember most of it. But that cafe scene just shows how little moviemaking experience Tommy has. The people in line go take their seats, and pull out noisy chairs right over dialogue. So they clearly had one mic for the room (pun intended) rather than one for foreground dialogue, and one for ambience, and, stick with me here, "sound mixing". I know, crazy, right?
How did Moonfall not end up on this list?
Too Emmerich and It Bombed Hard (no one saw it)
Could a movie be so bad Honest Trailers couldn't make a trailer for it? Philosophers may never know
I feel like it’d be more of a challenge to do an Honest Trailer of a perfect movie. After trying to find flaws with The Dark Knight, they just said, screw it. This movie is amazing. 😂
Pink Flamingos, although I’d love to see them try! I love John Waters but that is a giant piece of crap. If you’ve seen it, pun intended.
Well there is always the movie Love on a Leash.
I'm a bit surprised that the honest trailer for Superman IV: The Quest for Peace isn't on here, since that's one of my personal least favorites of all time... oh well, great compilation of some absolute stinkers!
"Matt Smith, acting with the freedom of someone who realizes they're in a trainwreck..."
Thanks for making this pile amusing. And all in one place, and yet they cross reference so much.
Apparently, The Happening was supposed to be a spoof. Who knows? Only M. Night knew. Really, only he knew and no one else.
I'm not going to stop until you make an Honest Trailer for Platoon!
Would SO love an Honest Trailer for It Follows! It feels like the right time! 💚
"NOBODY'S FAVORITE GHOSTBUSTER"?! HOW DARE YOU!
I know right! Poor Winston. He took care of the Ecto 1!
I respect the break, but when you guys come back you need to do an Honest Trailer for THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY!!!!!!!!!
The Kissing Booths feel like weird A.I. mid-‘90s movies.
CGI Hand Farts - I died laughing. RIP Goku
Never heard about tommy wiseau and now i feel scared. Dude is terryfing
Are there any teen dramas that actually end realistic, with someone dying before 22, some of them becoming druggies/alcoholics and most people ending up with the baby of someone they met from high school? Granted, I am from a small town, but still...it is kinda status quo
You want a movie version of The Offspring single "The Kids are not Alright"?
"Kids" or "Trainspotting" Recommend having your therapist on stand-by, tho
Wait wait WAIT. Is that Jasper from Twilight playing Sokka? 😂
Yuuuuup!
I've been waiting for these!
Thanks for the heads up. I think I saw Captain America, but I had a fever of 103 and now I know it was not the fever.
Jesus… I had totally forgotten the horror that was the emoji movie… until this 😭
Mark Wahlberg gives a Donnie Wahlberg level performance lol
I never heard of The Happening before this, so I said ‘who made this and why is it so bad?’ The very next frame: M. Night Shamalyan. I died laughing. 😂
LOL, oh man, I forgot about them roping TFS into the DB Evolution video. Nice.
After Earth is bad, couldn’t get more than 30 minutes into it before I gave up. Jaden Smith’s IMDb says his trademark moves are dancing and “rarely smiles”. 😅
Vegeta doing the credits for DB evolution was genius.
"Oh, God. That's the Beta Male? Ok, bullet dodged."
Mark Walberg talking to a pñastic plant in the name of humanity is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen.
So glad I watched this. Had no idea the cast of Team Four Star joined Honest Trailers for the DBZ movie!
This was the honest trailers we didn`t deserve but needed.
At least these movies are ACTUALLY really bad and not something nerds decided was bad because some random movie influencer decided it was bad. I've seen that happen a LOT. I think it's changed a bit over the past few years but I'd walk out of movies with friends loving it, like in the 2000's, only for them to tell me they hated it a couple weeks later. And it's like, yeah, they didn't come to that decision themselves. It's sad when people do that.
Yeah, it seems like there's a "correct" opinion on movies these days where you're expected to follow the crowd of certain reviewers.
to make this video you had to watch, analyze, and study these hot piles. I salute your sacrifice.
Honest Trailers makes me realize something. Watching THE ROOM back to back 5 times ( approx. 8 hour ) would be a test of emotional and mental endurance. 😔😅😨😭👍
Think you can do an honest trailer mashup of every Adam Sandler Movie? I feel like that would be a fun mixed bag for an honest trailer
In The Room when he said “It’s Morbin time!” That was truly one of the lines of one of the movies ever.
I enjoyed the part in The Room where Tommy Wiseau said "it's Rommin' time" and proceed to waste all of our time.
For a "worst movie list" I'm noticing a distinct lack of "Plan 9 from outer space" Have they not done that one?
Not only did they make a 2nd kissing booth, apparently they also made a 3rd one.
It should be noted that all the ridiculous nicknames in Gotti are actual people.
LMAO. This was the gift I didn't even know I wanted. Thank you, Honest Trailers, I needed this. 🎁
I just about lost it laughing when they brought in the voice actors from DBZ Abridged.