Snatch: So What Do I Call You? (Vinnie Jones)

2023 ж. 17 Нау.
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Tony (Vinnie Jones) gets to work for Avi (Dennis Farina).
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Guy Ritchie, writer/director of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, delivers another awe-inspiring directorial masterpiece, SNATCH - an edgy and hilarious film about a diamond heist gone wrong, a colorful Irish gypsy-turned-prize fighter...and a very temperamental dog. In the heart of gangland, two novice unlicensed boxing promoters, Turkish (Jason Statham) and Tommy (Stephen Graham), get roped into organizing a rigged bare-knuckle fight with local kingpin/villain and fellow boxing promoter Brick Top (Alan Ford). But all goes wrong when wildcard Irish gypsy boxer One Punch Mickey O'Neil (Brad Pitt) starts playing by his own rules, and the duo find themselves heading for a whole lot of trouble. Meanwhile, Franky Four Fingers (Benicio Del Toro) and his stolen 86-carat diamond have gone missing in London. Head honcho Avi (Dennis Farina) hires local legend Bullet Tooth Tony (Vinnie Jones) to find them, launching everyone into a spiral of double-crossing vendettas and events, most of them illegal.

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  • 0:33 I loove how Avie walks towards the car to get in, but then realized the passenger seat is on the other side, so he has to walk around the car. Small details like this are amazing and hilarious

    @Joeri20cm@Joeri20cm9 ай бұрын
    • Holly....... Thisnis a movie a rewatch at least a couple of times a year and never noticed that😂😂😂 this is great!

      @InterceptorOfDoom@InterceptorOfDoom9 ай бұрын
    • Never noticed this neither

      @incognitobfd@incognitobfd9 ай бұрын
    • and also it looks like the actor Denis Farinna might have done naturally since he was American so they would have just kept the scene, freaking genius:

      @5AMMotorcycles@5AMMotorcycles8 ай бұрын
    • ​@@5AMMotorcyclesi was just thinking that. I don't think it was planned 😅

      @7xXSE7ENXx7@7xXSE7ENXx78 ай бұрын
    • jeeez never noticed that... Thanks bro!

      @elcabezon2222@elcabezon22228 ай бұрын
  • Because he dodges bullets Avi 😂😂😂

    @aylakilic4082@aylakilic408210 ай бұрын
    • Love that one especially as well.

      @haroldbrown6630@haroldbrown66309 ай бұрын
    • Vinnie's face as he processes Avi's question is perfect. Cannot believe that he went from football to this.

      @hoilst265@hoilst2659 ай бұрын
    • @@hoilst265 well, he was a dirty brawler futboller so . . . . But, yes, quite a talented person.

      @haroldbrown6630@haroldbrown66309 ай бұрын
    • "because he does his bullets heavy" Auto-generated subtitles are not helping to understand the scene but do add an extra layer of 'funny'.

      @DreadX10@DreadX108 ай бұрын
    • Gets me every time.

      @Ally-Oop@Ally-Oop8 ай бұрын
  • Vinnie's face when Ave asks "Are we taking him with us"... brilliant.

    @AthelstanEngland@AthelstanEngland9 ай бұрын
  • when he says "you can call me susan if it makes you happy" i still laugh. after seeing it 1000 times i still laugh.

    @itsthesmallhats@itsthesmallhats9 ай бұрын
    • same!

      @IsThisHandleTaken@IsThisHandleTaken8 ай бұрын
  • "Speak English to me Tony, I thought this country spawned the f*ckin language" Ain't nobody like Vinnie Jones Snatch & Lock, Stock are contemporary brit classics

    @antikoerper256@antikoerper2568 ай бұрын
    • That and as the head of the Manchester United Football Fan Club!

      @Erebus_the_Raven@Erebus_the_Raven8 ай бұрын
    • ​@@Erebus_the_Raven "SO please, enlighten us. Who tha fuck are Ya?!?!"

      @hellbach6268@hellbach62688 ай бұрын
    • Loved his earlier role as a football player.

      @WaitAMinute1989@WaitAMinute19894 ай бұрын
    • yep even sometimes understand socttish and some other british weird accents styles is really hard....

      @nicedoppy2077@nicedoppy207711 күн бұрын
  • I don't even know what genre it belongs in, but Snatch is one of the greatest films ever. Infinitely rewatchable and memorable quotes in literally every single scene.

    @bobbyricigliano2799@bobbyricigliano27998 ай бұрын
    • Ealing comedy in colour. Ladykillers, School for Scoundrels, Lavender Hill Mob Etc

      @GordonHouston-Smith@GordonHouston-Smith7 ай бұрын
    • Hell yeah

      @kyzor-sosay6087@kyzor-sosay60874 ай бұрын
    • It's good fun, but one of the greatest films ever?! You need to watch more films.😂

      @alexclemence8685@alexclemence86853 ай бұрын
    • @@alexclemence8685 you need to get your head out of your ass

      @prevara5162@prevara51623 ай бұрын
    • Guy Ritchie movies has that effect. Infinite quotes.

      @sidneyshaw9205@sidneyshaw9205Ай бұрын
  • “Aw, I love this track.” 😆

    @JFTL81@JFTL81 Жыл бұрын
    • The same track playing during his intro flashback!

      @stephanwackman5816@stephanwackman5816Ай бұрын
    • ⁠@@stephanwackman5816that’s why it’s so funny, it’s like his theme song haha

      @richardmoorehead9618@richardmoorehead9618Ай бұрын
    • I can respect any man that isn't ashamed to listen to 80's Madonna. 'Borderline' is my fav.

      @tomservo5347@tomservo534723 күн бұрын
    • @@tomservo5347 Pure coincidence that the director was married to 2000s Madonna while making the movie. We all prefer 80s!

      @SenselessUsername@SenselessUsername2 күн бұрын
  • Vinnie Jones is the perfect, comic accurate Butcher from The Boys.

    @korvidai556@korvidai5569 ай бұрын
    • The Butcher from The Boys is the perfect, comic accurate version of Vinnie Jones. You had it backwards ;)

      @Candybinge@Candybinge9 ай бұрын
    • Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1998 The Boys 2019

      @bradleyvantassal8328@bradleyvantassal83289 ай бұрын
    • I never thought of that lmao

      @danny_decheeto8300@danny_decheeto83009 ай бұрын
    • Oiiiii

      @thelittlebeefcake4831@thelittlebeefcake48319 ай бұрын
    • Underrated acting talent.

      @JTM1809@JTM18099 ай бұрын
  • Absolutely one of the greatest films ever made. Just made to quote quotes!

    @carddealer34@carddealer349 ай бұрын
    • three of guys movies are in my top 10.

      @itsthesmallhats@itsthesmallhats9 ай бұрын
    • I'm gonna guess your the 3: Lock Stock, Rock N Rolla and Snatch? @@itsthesmallhats

      @1rk1n@1rk1n9 ай бұрын
    • Nah not even close to Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels

      @Whatta33@Whatta338 ай бұрын
    • ​@@Whatta33 I've always preferred Snatch

      @josephbassey1501@josephbassey15018 ай бұрын
    • ​@@josephbassey1501sure, but what about with films?

      @jamespicksley5781@jamespicksley578129 күн бұрын
  • "I need a gun" "No you don't Rosebud me old son. You need me." Bruh.

    @nyxcariot@nyxcariot7 ай бұрын
    • Avi was right that doesn't sound English at all

      @tareklegrand7747@tareklegrand77474 ай бұрын
  • His intro with the car door and the most cordial "Bonjour!" is still one of my all time favorite introductions to a character in a movie.

    @dksilvers1759@dksilvers17598 ай бұрын
    • Bonjour with the emphasis on 'n' is a nod to Delboy's old moniker, and it was supposed to make him more sophisticated. Love Guy Ritchie and all his movies. Literally a great guy.

      @chunchun863@chunchun8632 ай бұрын
  • In my mind, Mullet is Spud’s nickname down south and he’s in London for a weekend in this scene

    @hacksaw@hacksaw9 ай бұрын
    • Or maybe this scene is the origin story of "Spud" - he got so scared that he ran away and started doing hard drugs to forget about it

      @Puschit1@Puschit19 ай бұрын
  • I love when he plays the music and says"I love this track"

    @sebastiansoto3826@sebastiansoto382611 ай бұрын
    • I think he had to bang Madonna to get permission to use "that track"

      @kennydude7971@kennydude79719 ай бұрын
    • It really is a good track :)

      @christianwestling2019@christianwestling20199 ай бұрын
    • it's the same track playing as in the flashback scene where you see him get shot to earn his name

      @giraffeboy7775@giraffeboy77759 ай бұрын
    • @@christianwestling2019 I think he might mean that Guy Ritchie ended up marrying Madonna a few years later.

      @darinsingleton3553@darinsingleton35539 ай бұрын
    • @@darinsingleton3553in one

      @PSUK@PSUK8 ай бұрын
  • "Pass us the blower Suzie," that guy is a stone cold killer if he has to be.

    @roberto5934@roberto59348 ай бұрын
  • This and lock stock are two of the best movies ive ever seen. No aliens, no super humans, no sky beams or cgi of any kind. Just relatively average people getting up to crazy shit, and dialog as sharp as a fresh razor

    @limabravo6065@limabravo60658 ай бұрын
    • There is also a distinct lack of women in both, which would take the edge off. When they do make an appearance, it is minor and on-point.

      @nuntana2@nuntana228 күн бұрын
    • Lol?

      @pcenero@pcenero5 сағат бұрын
  • Farina’s face at 2:11 is priceless

    @intsoccersuperstar1@intsoccersuperstar19 ай бұрын
  • Seems sadly ironic it's that tie that's got you into this pickle. 😂😂😂 Absolutely brilliant.

    @robbie9fow@robbie9fow7 ай бұрын
  • Who would've thought jumping ship from football would make Vinnie an outstanding actor.

    @Daniel-nn8mr@Daniel-nn8mr8 ай бұрын
    • Yes but Ross Kemp would batter him, man-on-man, bare chested, skin-on-skin. He was trained by the Super Army Soldiers mate.

      @IainFrame@IainFrame7 ай бұрын
    • @@IainFrame what you on about Ross kemp for? I didn't even mention him, random ass comment.

      @Daniel-nn8mr@Daniel-nn8mr7 ай бұрын
    • ross kemp got battered by his wife, soft as shite@@Daniel-nn8mr

      @minto420@minto4207 ай бұрын
    • @@IainFrame Ross Kemp 🤣

      @thewomble1509@thewomble15094 ай бұрын
    • @@Daniel-nn8mr Watch the Ricky Gervais comedy extras episode with both Jones and Kemp mate. It'll make sense. It's f**king hilarious.

      @IainFrame@IainFrame4 ай бұрын
  • “You can call me susan if it makes you happy”😂

    @nathanwestwell7584@nathanwestwell75843 ай бұрын
  • Hard to find a movie where the whole (yes i say the whole) cast is perfect, and scenario too, and music ...Snatch is just a masterpiece

    @LimitedEditi0n@LimitedEditi0n9 ай бұрын
    • Benicio Del Toro's accent was fucking dreadful

      @dorkbrandon4422@dorkbrandon44228 ай бұрын
  • He is still my favourite character in the movie, wish he was in it more

    @danny_decheeto8300@danny_decheeto83009 ай бұрын
    • Good choice 😉

      @Bullet-Tooth-Tony-@Bullet-Tooth-Tony-9 ай бұрын
  • Loved this Era of british movies , and all the dark humour 😂

    @dominicjacobs5627@dominicjacobs56274 ай бұрын
  • "You're using dogshit for toothpaste, Mullet?"🤣🤣🤣

    @lorenzcassidy3960@lorenzcassidy3960Ай бұрын
  • "It seems sadly ironic that it's that tie that's got you into that pickle!"

    @otacon4065@otacon40658 ай бұрын
  • I love Snatch even more than Two Barrels. It's a perfect comedy and gun-movie. One of these films, which i can watch again, again and again :)

    @alexla_grange8957@alexla_grange89577 ай бұрын
    • Poker scene in lock stock is hard to beat

      @CheGuevara110100@CheGuevara1101003 ай бұрын
  • "I thought this country spawned the @#$ing language"....😂😂😂

    @z1az285@z1az2859 ай бұрын
  • 2:11 Favorite part of the whole movie for me. How he's just watching "So that's how they do it here"

    @user-cp9id1mj8b@user-cp9id1mj8b2 ай бұрын
  • A great movie. One of the best in last 25 years.

    @bocajrs7628@bocajrs7628Ай бұрын
  • The loss of Dennis Farina is heartfelt. He was just getting started and everything he did was solid gold. Amazing from a Chicago cop! R.I.P.

    @sylviayoung1901@sylviayoung19013 ай бұрын
  • Love every second of this movie - top five films of all time.

    @FrankNstyn@FrankNstyn9 ай бұрын
  • This is one of the best movies I've ever watched! The script was top notch and everyone nailed their roles!

    @yonathannegash5675@yonathannegash56757 ай бұрын
  • Classic.. 20+ years old and still awesome

    @jasonkowens6820@jasonkowens68208 ай бұрын
  • Vinnie jones is an amazing actor!

    @djrmonix@djrmonix9 ай бұрын
    • Hes not bad but I wouldn't say amazing. Brando, Pacino, De Niro, Anyone with an 'O' is amazing lol

      @straightouttacornwall@straightouttacornwall9 ай бұрын
    • @@straightouttacornwall ok maybe, but I more meant in this role in general, he was super nervous of his acting ability for this movie with the big stars but done a great job.

      @djrmonix@djrmonix8 ай бұрын
    • Decent footballer too.

      @toffeelatte6042@toffeelatte60427 ай бұрын
  • ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES MADE :)

    @bivianocazares6919@bivianocazares69199 ай бұрын
  • "Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." Bull Tooth Tony (AKA; Susan)

    @djaa7@djaa77 ай бұрын
  • I learned British English at school and I hardly understand real ppl from Britain, but perfectly understand Avi.

    @wolfdima@wolfdima9 ай бұрын
    • Nah bollocks fella we don't piss about when it comes to speaking the Queens sorry Kings ........ Sorry did that just make your point ?

      @dorkbrandon4422@dorkbrandon44228 ай бұрын
  • I mean cmon “because he dodges bullets avi…” 😂😂😂

    @scyven1@scyven19 ай бұрын
  • Oh god, do I love this film.. this is a full on all time classic movie..

    @Tyseyes1@Tyseyes19 ай бұрын
  • Vinnie Jones needs to be drafted into the John Wick franchise ASAP.

    @wanfu5634@wanfu5634Күн бұрын
  • Fun fact, Boris the Bullet Dodger never dodged a bullet

    @stevenpeeven3169@stevenpeeven31698 ай бұрын
  • Avi, utterly sincere: Why do they call him the bullet dodger? Tony, looking incredulous: Because he dodges bullets, Avi. Priceless ❤️

    @terrystowers6085@terrystowers60856 күн бұрын
  • I enjoyed this film from first to last, it never gets old.

    @scottloar@scottloar8 ай бұрын
  • 1:07 love the cut from a harmless and frightened looking Mullet to Tony and his brutally masculine i'll-fuck-up-anyone-face. the zoom enhances that contrast even more. awesome film. easily watched it about 30 times since discovering it 10 years ago, haha.

    @STERNWAERTS@STERNWAERTS3 ай бұрын
  • Boris the Blade, or Boris "the Bullet Dodger." As bent as the Soviet sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to kill the bastard!

    @thedapperhedgehog@thedapperhedgehog5 ай бұрын
  • This is one of the best movies that nobody's ever seen. The writing is just great, actings spot on, and the cinematography is incredible.

    @mtmadigan82@mtmadigan828 ай бұрын
    • I think a lot of people seen this, pretty popular. But definitely everyone should see this😂

      @cucurezenita@cucurezenita8 ай бұрын
  • Why do they call him the bullet dodger? Because he dodges bullets Avie. I love that fucking line.

    @Daxtarr1@Daxtarr16 ай бұрын
  • I gotta watch that movie again

    @Noelhall88@Noelhall887 ай бұрын
  • He was going to sit in the wrong side of the car. Then he saw the steering wheel.

    @kennydude7971@kennydude79719 ай бұрын
  • One of the best movies ever made.

    @ra-ge@ra-ge8 ай бұрын
  • Dennis Farina blends in to this movie so well. He's obviously American but combines so well with his London gangster co stars.

    @U2QuoZepplin@U2QuoZepplin4 ай бұрын
  • Best movie ever! 😆

    @jorgeabreu8104@jorgeabreu8104Ай бұрын
  • I like the respect they have for each other.

    @peangin4273@peangin42732 ай бұрын
  • Some of the best 'one liners' ever!. Bril!. Nuff said!. 🤣

    @robleary3353@robleary33532 ай бұрын
  • "are we talking him with us"? LMAO

    @roberto5934@roberto59348 ай бұрын
  • The dialogue in this was bang on. It is in all of Gu's films, the man's a genius!

    @vincentvega9863@vincentvega98634 ай бұрын
  • This film is a masterpiece

    @scottatkins3299@scottatkins32999 ай бұрын
  • I absolutely love this movie.

    @richardsteele6776@richardsteele67768 ай бұрын
  • That cheeky laugh on the black guy’s face at the end

    @sjacrane@sjacrane9 ай бұрын
  • Snatch is one of the greatest flicks ever!

    @fredsalter1915@fredsalter19155 ай бұрын
  • they havent made a movie this good in awhile

    @joedacus188@joedacus1887 ай бұрын
  • I still call mates a "Peen Ass" to this day because of this movie.

    @garethwilkins6744@garethwilkins67448 ай бұрын
  • I love the subtitles for this, how it struggles to keep up with the cockney lingo. "You better not be telling me porcupines." :D

    @lupine9971@lupine997110 ай бұрын
    • Porky pies = lies in cockney

      @beerj1992@beerj19929 ай бұрын
    • @@beerj1992 In fact he would have just said Porkies, in rhyming slang the second word is not usually used

      @NickHarman@NickHarman9 ай бұрын
    • @@beerj1992 Haha yeah I know (i'm a brit) - it's the subtitles that doesn't. :D

      @lupine9971@lupine99719 ай бұрын
    • @@lupine9971ohh okay :D

      @beerj1992@beerj19929 ай бұрын
    • Porky pies Lies Lol

      @1stinenergylimitedmdevelop533@1stinenergylimitedmdevelop5338 ай бұрын
  • Avi is a great character I love the US UK language breakdown in this scene

    @DanMan-we9qf@DanMan-we9qf4 ай бұрын
  • Truly one of the best films of all time. It has it all; Great Story with a Twist; Great Acting, Great Sound Design, Great Action, Great Comedy, Great Drama. It’s near perfect if you ask me. Similar to Forrest Gump greatness.

    @CallofDutySucks@CallofDutySucks8 ай бұрын
  • Never gets old

    @rdothl5@rdothl59 ай бұрын
  • Fun fact ( to me anyway) : US Secret service agents wear clip on ties so They cannot be used to choke them

    @cokesquirrel@cokesquirrel5 ай бұрын
  • That's one of those old heavy body Jaguars before Ford bought um out. I used to drive one when I was a teenager. They float.

    @user-nr6xo9nj8g@user-nr6xo9nj8g4 ай бұрын
  • Love the Staffy Bull .

    @luism.bogaert3585@luism.bogaert35854 ай бұрын
  • "2 minutes Turkish...." "You said 2 minutes 5 minutes ago."

    @justinredman4389@justinredman4389Ай бұрын
  • Tony's face after hearing its Boris the Blade

    @frogboi8166@frogboi8166Ай бұрын
  • "Why do they call him "Bullet-dodger?" "Cause he dodges bullets...?" Classic movie exchange.

    @flyawaytodie@flyawaytodie9 ай бұрын
    • At this point he just assumed it was slang again for something completely different, that's why he asked

      @Puschit1@Puschit19 ай бұрын
  • nice little touch cousin avi goes for the righthand door like you would as a passenger in an american car.

    @penguinpie5056@penguinpie50569 ай бұрын
    • Never knew it was an American thing where I'm from the driver is always on the left whether it's a french car or a japanese car or any other

      @tareklegrand7747@tareklegrand77474 ай бұрын
  • Oh I love this track! 😂

    @Bullet-Tooth-Tony-@Bullet-Tooth-Tony-9 ай бұрын
    • n that's guy Ritchie's girl(at the time) singing.

      @MoeFokah@MoeFokah8 ай бұрын
  • This movie is so damn good.

    @mugable@mugable15 күн бұрын
  • Spud from Trainspotting stayed in London with his 2 grand 😂

    @lookinside7625@lookinside76258 ай бұрын
  • One of my faves

    @Hexxicano@Hexxicano8 ай бұрын
  • Good Ole Vinny. He should have his own slogan. You know I'll be bacc.

    @isntthatshameful1267@isntthatshameful1267 Жыл бұрын
  • I love this track 💀

    @PrimetimeD21@PrimetimeD214 ай бұрын
  • The whole thing never tires me of laughing...but, some what cracks me up the most is the Madona song, since she was guy Ritchie's girlfriend and the father of her offspring...

    @stuka1977@stuka1977Ай бұрын
  • "I heard the best thing to do is to chop it up into six pieces....and pile it all together"

    @itsallfake3555@itsallfake35558 ай бұрын
  • i have no idea what are they talking about but i love watching it

    @emre-ie7ox@emre-ie7ox8 күн бұрын
  • Just class!

    @michaelfrost1709@michaelfrost1709Ай бұрын
  • "I thought this country spawned the f'ing language, yet nobody seems to speak it!" 😂😂😂😂

    @JustJeffify@JustJeffify6 ай бұрын
  • Best gangster movie ever...

    @bernardocoto8519@bernardocoto85192 ай бұрын
  • I can't follow this movie without subtitles fr

    @Teauma@Teauma9 ай бұрын
  • Priceless

    @stuartpeacock8257@stuartpeacock82578 ай бұрын
  • The subtitles have killed me 😂😂

    @JimMilton-jq1vd@JimMilton-jq1vd3 ай бұрын
  • They call him the bullet dodger because he’s good and leaving a bad situation before it gets even worse.

    @morrisergeo@morrisergeo7 ай бұрын
  • Rosebud opening the back door while Tony unlock the front one…

    @CycolacFan@CycolacFan9 ай бұрын
    • Not even movie magic can keep a Jag fully working.

      @cliffdavis@cliffdavis8 ай бұрын
  • It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent

    @shanethrelfall416@shanethrelfall4168 ай бұрын
    • Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?

      @pommunist@pommunist6 ай бұрын
    • @@pommunist never mind pulses, you'll raise hell

      @talltrini10@talltrini10Ай бұрын
  • It’s the tie that’s got you into this pickle 😂

    @sammorris8796@sammorris87964 ай бұрын
  • Fantastic film

    @andrewwheeler8591@andrewwheeler85919 ай бұрын
  • That is a nice tie 👔

    @sunnysparkles4729@sunnysparkles47298 ай бұрын
  • Madonna's "Lucky Star" the first track from the first album - a super feeling

    @SuperCosty2010@SuperCosty20109 ай бұрын
  • And the director was a very skinny lad at this point and he now somewhat resembles Ray Winstone in bulk.

    @agin1519@agin15199 ай бұрын
    • Remember Ray Winstone in the Robin of Sharewood series? He was lean and mean in that. But I guess that's just getting older, you don't care as much, so you put on "mass".

      @hellbach6268@hellbach62688 ай бұрын
  • Vinnie Jones is believable as a as a gangster on the streets of the UK

    @user-ze2fm9eg5q@user-ze2fm9eg5q3 ай бұрын
  • UK's no joke on the streets !!!

    @user-ze2fm9eg5q@user-ze2fm9eg5q3 ай бұрын
  • We going to go an see a man that might look like he knows something 🔥💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @curtiswiggins6817@curtiswiggins68172 ай бұрын
  • "You'd better not be telling me porcupines" I don't think the subtitles speak cockney...

    @staggabob@staggabob5 ай бұрын
  • These subtitles 😂😂

    @IainFrame@IainFrame9 ай бұрын
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