GET MY NEW MERCH!!!! flimflam.shop/ USE STAR CODE FLAMINGO no hate to any of the roblox tiktoks i reacted to i just find humor in taking things too literally lol
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My nephews Shaan and Jayden told me about you they’re big fans and they play a lot of Roblox too!
@DharMann2 жыл бұрын
First comment Haha!
@ninja85942 жыл бұрын
They have good taste of entertainment
@notsofunnybruh9132 жыл бұрын
Yes
@kirbzo2 жыл бұрын
Hello
@solarethan78242 жыл бұрын
Hi
@Louinne_Grace.2 жыл бұрын
“What does roblox even teach you?” How to date a 50 year old man without tinder
@felixisme12392 жыл бұрын
XD
@ultimatetoturial562 жыл бұрын
I shouldn’t be laughing 🤣
@akirohayes59562 жыл бұрын
LOL THIS GOT ME CHOKING ON MY WATER-
@Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI2 жыл бұрын
lol
@TordBot692 жыл бұрын
Lol
@bunnyISabunny2 жыл бұрын
“what does roblox teach u??” flicker: only kill in secret
@allhailmouthcloud53 Жыл бұрын
Flicker saved my career with that lesson ☺️
@fishystuff32 ай бұрын
@@fishystuff3we replying to 1yr old comments with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥💯💯
@Nuggetkindom-2 ай бұрын
@@Nuggetkindom- It was clearly a joke-
@mikaylabarling4477Ай бұрын
@@mikaylabarling4477the reply to your reply was a joke to
@averagesplatoonpersonАй бұрын
Identity fraud: run
@pookiewookie1837Ай бұрын
“What do Roblox games even teach you?” Adopt Me: THROW KIDS OFF THE BRIDGE WITHOUT HAVING TO GET THE COPS CALLED
@CR1S0MFL0W3RS Жыл бұрын
YESSSSSS
@lillyperraton898228 күн бұрын
YEP
@user-nn9gx3qv8s7 күн бұрын
FRRRR
@linasmagicalworld44303 күн бұрын
да
@haylesc3884Күн бұрын
I’m starting to see a pattern with the words “discord kitten” in Albert’s videos. He’s definitely trying to tell us something.
@j_rellb2 жыл бұрын
???
@trustedyakult83562 жыл бұрын
Albert=discord moderator confirmed?
@elitemakyrgaming1802 жыл бұрын
Hmm your right...
@ZAIISABS3NT-_-2 жыл бұрын
@@trustedyakult8356 _mdness_
@tra.v2 жыл бұрын
Susususususususususususussssss
@isaiaht86482 жыл бұрын
Parents: “what does roblox teach you?” Brookhaven: **teaches you how to break into peoples houses**
@GamingWithSofi0092 жыл бұрын
Yes.. I learned how to raid houses now🤣🤣
@grumpythelittlemermaid96802 жыл бұрын
Into the mouth (cheffs kiss) NICE
@Aoi_Mae2 жыл бұрын
Roblox teach me how to steal my mom credit card
@dqw4w9wgxcq782 жыл бұрын
@@dqw4w9wgxcq78 wt- 0-0
@grumpythelittlemermaid96802 жыл бұрын
i died
@GermanLeader4232 жыл бұрын
Thanks Albert for making this exactly 8 minutes long.
@ZobaYT270 Жыл бұрын
He always does that
@anisacollins5312 Жыл бұрын
Real life saver
@Doing_Your_Mom Жыл бұрын
Helps me because like if it's 22:22 then I stop at 22:30 perfect
Flamingo and his editor's humor bounce off of each other so well, all of them deserve awards
@Charleigh25 Жыл бұрын
Yes Albert and Dani deserve rewards AGREED
@CallMehIVYYY10 ай бұрын
@@CallMehIVYYY his editors arent dani dani edits his thumbnails his editors are adam, page and znac
@kareemsgaminguniverse8619 ай бұрын
@@kareemsgaminguniverse861yeah, paige and adam are amazing lol, so is znac
@moonslayer51469 ай бұрын
Dude. Your from 17 years ago? Crazy
@U2R32 ай бұрын
"My wife divorced me, then died." Sounds like a job well done Edit: "My wife divorced me, then died." Sounds like a job well done.
@Flacojrz2 жыл бұрын
*Y E S*
@littlemisslilli1402 жыл бұрын
Lol yes
@_hneylemn_97732 жыл бұрын
Such a lucky coincidence :)
@yumeyumeappleo2 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@user-mi5do8xb6k2 жыл бұрын
yep
@The_Rusty_Trunk2 жыл бұрын
“Money don’t just grow on trees” “ *such a way with words* “
@Benny_69692 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, I had to specifically play bloxburg to realize that money doesn't grow on trees
@crystalm29562 жыл бұрын
HERE BEROFE RLM
@flaminhofalmingo31282 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, you totally can’t spent real money to get money in bloxburg
@valentinofreitas882 жыл бұрын
*I’m going to be honest, Roblox sucks and it will never be a good game like Fortnite*
@rlmadventurousvideosinmych33652 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, I had to specifically spend 2 hours doing a pizza place job in Bloxburg just to realize money doesn’t grow on trees.
@keekonan2 жыл бұрын
Them: Sad Tiktoks Flamingo: *Laughing and jumping off chair*
@YourFavBrunetteGurly Жыл бұрын
.
@Z0mbie_rbx_backup Жыл бұрын
😃
@TheOrangePersonАй бұрын
Fr😂😂😂
@ValentinelovesGodАй бұрын
The " look at this was " was longer than my entire Lifespan
@ElysianAe Жыл бұрын
no, it lasted for like 4 seconds- it just seemed like a long time cause it was a short video and the video length bar is the same length for every video regardless of how long the video is
@hxnnq Жыл бұрын
@@hxnnq r/woosh
@Whoopsitsjessica Жыл бұрын
@@Whoopsitsjessicahighly doubt this comment was made as a joke lol, also ”r/woosh” is literally so cringe like please take the timemachine back to 2020…thanks.
@hxnnq Жыл бұрын
@@hxnnq sorry mate you're probably gonna get r/woooshed by anyone else who comments.
@Toothless_On_Toast Жыл бұрын
@@Toothless_On_Toastthis comment was a joke? it wasn’t very obvious tbh but fine. Guess I’m the idiot 🤷🏼♀️
@hxnnq Жыл бұрын
"I don't need friends, they disappoint me" *gets swag* edit: WHAT THE FUCK MY COMMENT BLEW UP
@pxrchiii2 жыл бұрын
Yes Nezuko
@jimbofalling98872 жыл бұрын
Nezuuko
@some_Single_Archidoon2 жыл бұрын
Nezuko from naruto ball????!?!?!?
@Sketchyfella2 жыл бұрын
@@Sketchyfella I-
@quoikys1232 жыл бұрын
Meh unless you have the friends that dont make your life suck
@samuraiboi27352 жыл бұрын
ibsf also means “International Bladder Storage Fun”
@kamatayansaiyo2 жыл бұрын
I never thought of that also first- "WHAT HOW MANY LIKES TY =D"
@crxnberrymqffin47382 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@avizv2 жыл бұрын
I eat too much Takis now my bladder burns
@gachafree9362 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@radiical68832 жыл бұрын
"I Bet Stuff Fought"
@pakkunen84912 жыл бұрын
"what does roblox teach you?" Pet Simulator X: gambling.
@airbreath_user8 ай бұрын
3:16 just made me fall out of my bed. "WHY ARE YOU BUILT LIKE THAT"
@zqqhrah Жыл бұрын
"Money don't just grow on trees" Me who grows trees for money: 👁👄👁
@theaveragecheese11292 жыл бұрын
Fr
@dawnn82882 жыл бұрын
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] joe mama cringe roblox lives matter thats what rlm means
@SalvadoranSapper5032 жыл бұрын
what is money out of?
@someone_75292 жыл бұрын
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] fortnite isn't jesus, sorry if you think that.
@guynamedLD2 жыл бұрын
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] lmao your grammar yes is no
@FirestarDoppelganger2 жыл бұрын
"Tower of Hell teaches me anger issues." - Albert 2021
@CJ_14062 жыл бұрын
*Nobody cares about Roblox anymore. Everyone must play Fortnite instead or you have bad gaming taste*
@rlmadventurousvideosinmych33652 жыл бұрын
@@rlmadventurousvideosinmych3365 So apparently a squirrel would need to fall approximately 4800 miles in order to die. This would provide the squirrel with the time needed in order to starve to death since it doesn't have a lethal terminal velocity.
@duckling82 жыл бұрын
@@rlmadventurousvideosinmych3365 haha 8 year old who like to use parent credit card
@NotRed_232 жыл бұрын
It does tho
@craven80812 жыл бұрын
Why did I read this right when he said it in the video lmao
@KayCaprii2 жыл бұрын
“What does roblox teach you?” Jail break: Prison is easy easy to escape so don’t worry about committing crimes :)
@MrFroggyBee11 ай бұрын
“What Does Roblox Teach You?” Broken Bones: Always aim for the rocks for maximum brain damage
@haniicross2 жыл бұрын
Tiktokers already have maximum brain damage
@giftedspicybee30622 жыл бұрын
Tiktokers already have maximum brain damage
@giftedspicybee30622 жыл бұрын
@@giftedspicybee3062 true
@strqwbxrrryyy2 жыл бұрын
@@giftedspicybee3062 true-
@lolkal1902 жыл бұрын
@@giftedspicybee3062 why u say it twice
@pastel_rainbowslolz2 жыл бұрын
"What does roblox teach you?" 1 - Arsenal "Arsenal teaches you that commiting mass genocide is completely normal"
@katarinasuchankova34382 жыл бұрын
Yes
@_hneylemn_97732 жыл бұрын
Lmao this is COMPLETELY relatable for those who have played Arsenal even once. Even though me who's literally level 150:
@purplemoonyyy2 жыл бұрын
Omg I died at that part
@nathandolman51392 жыл бұрын
“What does ROBLOX even teach you?” 1. SCP: Roleplay “SCP: Roleplay teaches you to abuse the announcements (when you have VIP or O5) and radio for no such reason.
@tiffanyz13622 жыл бұрын
It's happened before-
@Helo9602 жыл бұрын
0:01 , i love all the emotion albert is using when talking here, it gives me such emotion, i feel like.. super sad, but. like i feel bad for albert of what happened he was talking about at 42:21, it gives me such sadness about his experiences, i love how open flamingo was at this moment, im screenshotting this scene with an ak47 to show my friends, this happened to them too, all othis was written by hand, at 9:37, i love how happy albert was at that moment, it fills me with a elight i havent felt since i got put in my insane asylum, i just love how open albert sounds, and how we was so joyful at 54:25 even after all hes been through the past year, this is why i follow alberts onlyfans, hes so open on there i feel like bursting out in tears, i love how he was so emotional when he confessed about what happened at 23:23, i just love flamingo, if albert was a song it would be find by lemon demon, my hands hurt now, but i feel such emption here, like the adorable unicorn as his pet in the background at 54:13, i love alberts connt so much, i dont get how my friends dont watch albert, but when was talking to bill, someone said, who are you talking to? and my do tor said i had scit-zo-fren-ea? i think he said that, but were getting off track, like the shimmering tears on alberts cheek at 92:59, i just feel so bad, i want to apologise for any hate. this apology sounds to genuine. i want to go over to albers house and get a tissue and wipe that tear off his face. good job for reaching the end. bye
@sseuregi147 Жыл бұрын
what
@ihaveno_kloo Жыл бұрын
i’m literally relating rn
@misqlla11 ай бұрын
i aint reading allat
@TheRealCoffinDancer11 ай бұрын
The fact I read the intire thing its an skill for me
@jasleenjit14075 ай бұрын
Is it just me or is flimingo just so relatable
@Yourfriendthatsbetterthanyou7 ай бұрын
It’s all fun’s in games till we see flamingo on dharr mann
@JuntifyEntertainment2 жыл бұрын
Bruh😭
@lilly78362 жыл бұрын
uH oHh.
@ri-san84652 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Viewer8692 жыл бұрын
Which video
@thatoneocto2 жыл бұрын
BRUh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@iimadi_egamer35692 жыл бұрын
“E” is the most exciting phrase I have ever heard in humanity
@theleaderoftheonionarmy37232 жыл бұрын
*Flamingo is going nowhere with Roblox. It’s time for him to play Fortnite or I will make him*
@rlmgoodvideosoutinmychanne16852 жыл бұрын
My parents Said iff i gott 15,8k subss before thee endd off thee yearr,I wouldd get a new gaming PC.
@mirjinou79992 жыл бұрын
E
@BisharpnearOhio2 жыл бұрын
@@mirjinou7999 my parents said if i get -1 subs i would learn how to speak
@nebula12x2 жыл бұрын
@@nebula12x cool
@H1storyEnj0yer2 жыл бұрын
2:29 hey..albert r u ok? ive seen some of the jokes you make about your mom/parents, and im just wondering if your doing alright. always feel free to talk to us
@violet13x Жыл бұрын
💀
@belle_of_the_moll10 ай бұрын
@@belle_of_the_mollbro they are just asking if hes ok, like whats wrong with that?
@smallgokudrip23569 ай бұрын
@@smallgokudrip2356yeah what’s wrong with that bro🤨🤨
@its_gl1tz7 ай бұрын
@@belle_of_the_moll "How dare someone worry about a human being" 💀
@classicgaming59473 ай бұрын
@@classicgaming5947 bro this was 6 months ago and i just found it funny for some reason calm down
@belle_of_the_moll3 ай бұрын
Albert is the only thing that keeps us happy on youtube
@LyZPuppetz10 ай бұрын
b b b b b b b b bot
@xuzusplaythroughАй бұрын
"what does roblox teach you?" *brutally use 3 year olds for admin command testing*
@elizabethkaterichmond66752 жыл бұрын
THIS IS SO TRUE
@silvergoose77332 жыл бұрын
Yep
@himajakonda2 жыл бұрын
"What does roblox teach you?" Uses toilet violently
@fabian27892 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@Swuvi2 жыл бұрын
WHY IS THIS SO TRUE XD
@tikywantstoleurcookie77962 жыл бұрын
I love how on "What does roblox teach you?" They Don't even put coding...
@Britainiskindacoolyo2 жыл бұрын
They don't bother putting good things. I saw one where they said "trust yourself and only yourself". Bruh where is the: imagination, creativity, you can be anything.
@LazyTophat2 жыл бұрын
@@LazyTophat this was 11 minutes ago!?!?
@yumekyasuta91062 жыл бұрын
Nothing actually Only that people are weird as fuck and probably have a lot of free time
@ISkepticI2 жыл бұрын
All My Friend R good 👍
@keilaguzman74472 жыл бұрын
As a Small Game Developer Scripting/Coding is probably the only thing that can give you lots and lots of robux legally for free
@doomy27462 жыл бұрын
5:52 "I do not have irritable bowel syndrome anymore" 😭
@ivanajanicijevic25119 ай бұрын
That SSSniperwolf thumbnail edit was GOLD
@venusflytrapyt7 ай бұрын
Albert reacting to "depressed" 8 year olds videos made my day
@carleighcurtis99072 жыл бұрын
same
@rafwasstolen2 жыл бұрын
@ now thats a smart way of BEGGING FOR VIEWERS SHUT UP
@buffamongus13462 жыл бұрын
@@buffamongus1346 IKR AHHAHAA
@aishasoliman41312 жыл бұрын
Me who is a 8 year old:😐
@carolinavalencia26212 жыл бұрын
@@carolinavalencia2621 gacha kid stfu
@julietaaravena59702 жыл бұрын
its almost comedic that all of these characters are slenders or bacon hairs
@notstraw2 жыл бұрын
*People who play Roblox are just embarrassing in general. It's my job to make them aware that Fortnite is available to improve your social skills*
@Not today (CHECK MY PLAYLIST) so tell me about your playlist..
@notstraw2 жыл бұрын
Flamingo your absolutely awesome at recording and editing please just keep it up :) you always made me laugh at ur admin commands forget the rats that always body shame
@shrexy837022 күн бұрын
I sure did have some emotional issues well watching this! Thanks
@jackietractor15619 ай бұрын
"Parents: what does roblox teach you?" Da hood: beating up my mom 😎 Criminality: Buying illegal rpgs and shooting doors The streets: using pipes to hit pepole Doing commit not alive because over virtual legos
@iisjjch2 жыл бұрын
Noice
@Aoi_Mae2 жыл бұрын
ragdoll engine : always push people
@starheheh2 жыл бұрын
Arsenal : if their clothes aren't red, kill them Immediately.
@raphrblx_id59772 жыл бұрын
Don’t put that out of context
@darx4382 жыл бұрын
@@darx438 wdym?
@shereeayannawales43962 жыл бұрын
I still cant believe after years flamingo is trying his best not to swear
@Urodeprag2 жыл бұрын
He forgot but it's hard to not swear for long period of time
@gn1l2622 жыл бұрын
@ nahhh
@user-ji4wf7fu2z2 жыл бұрын
@Not today (CHECK MY PLAYLIST) no.
@dreamyscore54122 жыл бұрын
its only been one or two years
@luke-m84232 жыл бұрын
@Not today (CHECK MY PLAYLIST) keep it opinion to urself
@marymbugua16132 жыл бұрын
I’ve been looking for this video for minutes and I finally found it
@lunafrias4746 Жыл бұрын
"let's see if people don't shame me for being disgustingly ugly" is my favorite quote in this video 🤣
@emmabaumanbeansnrice58548 ай бұрын
"why are you built like that?" He's just built diffrent
@nikaroo742 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@CorbynMusicMan2 жыл бұрын
@@rlmagreeablevideosinmychan6207 So apparently a squirrel would need to fall approximately 4800 miles in order to die. This would provide the squirrel with the time needed in order to starve to death since it doesn't have a lethal terminal velocity.
@duckling82 жыл бұрын
The FDA allows an average of one rodent hair per 100 grams of peanut butter manufactured. Jelly beans are so shiny because they're coated with shellac, which is made from insect poop.
@scriptedblanket75132 жыл бұрын
Lancer in ABA
@keekonan2 жыл бұрын
@@rlmagreeablevideosinmychan6207 you probably just a hater, nobody cares about your opinions, if you hate him, nobody cares, it's not like he will kill you
@randombaconhairthatseveryw54142 жыл бұрын
“money doesn’t grow on trees” flamingo: *mm roux go brrrr*
@Buna28082 жыл бұрын
Lol
@poppyyyy.2 жыл бұрын
@@hit5328 actually the paper money is made out of isnt actually made out of the traditional paper that is made with trees do ur research first :)
@deeni3d2 жыл бұрын
@@deeni3d aCtUaLy-
@rozie56422 жыл бұрын
@@deeni3d how bout You get to know what a joke is
@7474yeb2 жыл бұрын
@@deeni3d it’s made out of cotton and linen!!
@valentinaguerra94052 жыл бұрын
Bro I just watched one of Eddie’s videos and it was scary I needed this
@batmangotjocker10 ай бұрын
He puts so much work into this
@shalane8525 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t need friends they disappoint me”
@notpr0.mp4762 жыл бұрын
*Nobody cares about Roblox anymore. Everyone must play Fortnite instead or you have bad gaming taste*
@rlmadventurousvideosinmych33652 жыл бұрын
@@rlmadventurousvideosinmych3365 So apparently a squirrel would need to fall approximately 4800 miles in order to die. This would provide the squirrel with the time needed in order to starve to death since it doesn't have a lethal terminal velocity.
@duckling82 жыл бұрын
Bots…😤
@keekonan2 жыл бұрын
Same...:(
@poopdog10172 жыл бұрын
@@duckling8 bruh nobody asked
@micks9692 жыл бұрын
“Parents: what does roblox teach you” general in an army training game: forcing people to change skin colors
@Nonsensical_Edits2 жыл бұрын
“CHANGE YOUR SKIN COLOR” “But sir I-“ “DO IT” “Okay” *rips off skin* “rip off more”
@Omanou2 жыл бұрын
Meh. Most likely went to a few of them but joked around the meme template.
@Omanou2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@fwuffylune2 жыл бұрын
@OneSmartGuy That's no reddit here
@H_N9722 жыл бұрын
“I DONT ACCEPT YOUR SKIN COLOR” “What’s the consequence?” “I WILL SHOOT YOU” “Alright then..”
@jasevr95332 жыл бұрын
I peeed myself watching this from laughing so hard 💀💀💀
@giselleb4976 Жыл бұрын
Royal high teaches you that a single lollipop costs 250 precious gems.
@heartiiartiiyea Жыл бұрын
parents: what does roblox teach you? *how to throw kids in water* when your comment gets more like then your video: ;-;
@TheGirlNamedZara2 жыл бұрын
*parenting!*
@skittlepockz65612 жыл бұрын
Ur not wrong. That has happened to me and my cousin so many times. We would become little gingerbread men and ask for parents then they would dump is in the water bc we would constantly beg for chocolate milk
@Sophiefr2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@robertwebster75372 жыл бұрын
LOL
@k4yd3nlol2 жыл бұрын
me when adopt me
@ceroders1032 жыл бұрын
"Never Trust Strangers" -Adopt me "You are beautiful the way you are" - Royale High - Flamingo "Are you sure about that?"
@-Atorix2 жыл бұрын
@@rlmagreeablevideosinmychan6207no
@rosielav60622 жыл бұрын
Epic
@scorpionhunter59072 жыл бұрын
"ㅏㅐㅜㅑ촞ㅁ/KONICHWAAA" -dora
@lecheflan.2 жыл бұрын
"Money is power" -Royale High
@BonkandHonk2 жыл бұрын
In life everyone is ugly in life
@jaylenrebollar77762 жыл бұрын
Flamingos jokes always make my day! Thank you so much for posting for us❤!
@IAmAUndeadBread11 ай бұрын
Roblox teaches you: IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE AND THEY DONT LIKE YOU FALL OFF A BUILDING INSTEAD OF SHRUGGING IT OFF
@AlbatrossWCUE Жыл бұрын
Intro calming ❤ videos demons (I like ur channel just spelled the first thing in my mind)
@stwaberryzZ7 ай бұрын
Flamingo: *Screams so loud the windows crack* Fans: That’s normal Non fans: is he ok?
@ErenYeager-xw5nf2 жыл бұрын
Lol so true
@j0viemae8902 жыл бұрын
HERE BEFORE RLM
@flaminhofalmingo31282 жыл бұрын
*I’m going to be honest, Roblox sucks and it will never be a good game like Fortnite*
@rlmadventurousvideosinmych33652 жыл бұрын
@@rlmadventurousvideosinmych3365 *b o t*
@Rei_IsJustHere2 жыл бұрын
@RLM *m o r e b o t*
@Rei_IsJustHere2 жыл бұрын
"i was in love with u, and u didnt love me back" *commits suicide*
@fweakingluvglodfish2 жыл бұрын
"I temporarily had feelings that made me have a crush on you, you didn't have them back." **Commits my dead nephew who jumped off of a plane because the hospital he was born in was a plane and he got accidentally dropped**
@sulemenk23292 жыл бұрын
Mhm
@crabsticks83692 жыл бұрын
@@crabsticks8369 love your pfp
@user-du4vh2 жыл бұрын
@@sulemenk2329 sorry about ur nephew homie
@aeris1432 жыл бұрын
@@aeris143 it's ok fam he was being abused alot by his parents now he can rest
@sulemenk23292 жыл бұрын
Sometimes whenever I’m eating noodles while watching your videos every second or so I choke on the noodles, thank you.🥰
@kiyomikreideprinzx9 ай бұрын
when it came to 7:32 I almost cried, How painful it is for Albert to lose his E-kitten "sorry for your loss".
@Lycheepoo8 ай бұрын
"what does roblox teach you?" KAT: killing everyone and get 100kill streak
@dimdim85402 жыл бұрын
lol
@alexstar86752 жыл бұрын
That’s me
@tanqristhetanq21512 жыл бұрын
Who's kat?
@urgirlduhh2 жыл бұрын
@@urgirlduhh it’s game
@Sh1n0bu_K0ch012 жыл бұрын
@@Sh1n0bu_K0ch01 ok ty
@urgirlduhh2 жыл бұрын
"what does roblox teach you" jailbreak: teaches to how escape jail and kill cops and rob
@cei66842 жыл бұрын
Dude, your profile picture is beautiful, Oatmeal kitty is the best kitty
@Luminessen2 жыл бұрын
@@Luminessen thanks
@cei66842 жыл бұрын
Dies well reading this coment
@Sanrio_gir12 жыл бұрын
True
@kaiwenwang43512 жыл бұрын
Bloxburg teaches us how to make jails in our basements
@oliviamouton62412 жыл бұрын
this video got me loykey CRYING 😔
@livingperson71328 ай бұрын
Thank you for your idea hiding some random Houses and scared people from being tiny (FAN)
@kkurtgaming Жыл бұрын
02:53 *Money doesn't grow on trees* The tree glitch: *I took that as an offense.*
@zxfeared2 жыл бұрын
tree glitch?
@Voidster1012 жыл бұрын
@ SHUT UP
@Voidster1012 жыл бұрын
@@Voidster101 there used to be a way to glitch orange trees in bloxburg so you can sell then replant them at a rapid pase
@NeonTurkey2 жыл бұрын
@@NeonTurkey yeah
@zxfeared2 жыл бұрын
lol i didn't expect this to get so many likes
@zxfeared2 жыл бұрын
5:00 saddest anime moments
@hey14382 жыл бұрын
saddest old memes comments.
@oballma69572 жыл бұрын
Lol
@-duckyplayz-2 жыл бұрын
Put unravel on it
@ieatkids1362 жыл бұрын
True
@sherrywright12612 жыл бұрын
LOL
@samiiflopped57282 жыл бұрын
5:00 "well, guess thats it' Gave me Ronnie mcnutt vibes
@_gir4life_9 ай бұрын
Im really sick right now and flamingo is the only one that makes me feel better
@Maxin3Playz Жыл бұрын
“Tower of hell teaches me anger issues” Also flamingo: beats tower of hell 100 times
@cosmicgarou88162 жыл бұрын
True 😂
@ybs_4ever2772 жыл бұрын
True
@Scott.jenson19712 жыл бұрын
Did he?
@whitesans88462 жыл бұрын
Or am I stewpid
@whitesans88462 жыл бұрын
@@whitesans8846 ah yes “stewpid”
@roraa7772 жыл бұрын
“What does roblox teach you?” The answer is simple. How to beg to your parents for in game money
@myself73982 жыл бұрын
pfftt- BAHAHAHAHAH
@_mika_milky_68192 жыл бұрын
Lol
@_hneylemn_97732 жыл бұрын
Every item is 50 robux so thats 16 items. And all of them you never wear
@Gongos172 жыл бұрын
YES💅✨
@fridaynightfunkinboyfriend82252 жыл бұрын
Albert:I support you
@amyworkman49302 жыл бұрын
Anyone else love his merch advert?? It’s actually the only good advert I’d watch lol
@SocialMediaAteMyFriends Жыл бұрын
HAVE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
@lizziemac13 Жыл бұрын
U too
@XxReggieTheOreoXx Жыл бұрын
U too
@Smurfcat947 Жыл бұрын
Bot😃
@Titancameramanismyfavorite Жыл бұрын
Nah it’s a bot they can change their names lol
@Titancameramanismyfavorite Жыл бұрын
@@bobasquishmellowlover3774 true, there's still nice people on earth
@aloush6714 Жыл бұрын
"What does roblox even teach you" Royale high : *Jake is popular among the girls*
@vivid_ian2 жыл бұрын
XD
@gigachadfan69372 жыл бұрын
The girls: AMONG US
@Irelandbreuer2 жыл бұрын
Loll
@Alinp8102 жыл бұрын
@@Irelandbreuer hi
@ashiesteddies86332 жыл бұрын
@@ashiesteddies8633 hi?
@Irelandbreuer2 жыл бұрын
“What does Brookhaven teach me, to fall in love with 50 year old man pretending to be your age” 😂 never laughed so hard Thanks for 500 plus likes
@goofygoobergrave54672 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kudzaiytd45392 жыл бұрын
fortnite is for losers, play roblox instead!
@rlm13382 жыл бұрын
I read this the literally when he was saying it 😳
@mcintosh_girls2 жыл бұрын
Sooo we meet
@yoshio.me09192 жыл бұрын
@@rlm1338 i think you said that because you cannot download fortnite
@mohamedyasser87722 жыл бұрын
I bought a long time ago your merch it’s amazing :) my sister got it and the shirt didnt fit her so she gave it to me
@Mimi_FAH Жыл бұрын
CAN YOU WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLAMINGO I LOVE YOUR SATISFYING VID OK TY
@uwubaddie8551 Жыл бұрын
"this person unfriended me and said i wasnt cool :((" **is literally still friends with him**
@banananugget81492 жыл бұрын
I Got A Fight With My Friend Because Of Denis Is The Best And Sketch Is The Worst.Btw,I Join The Fight And I Still Misses Him
@maszellagacha62872 жыл бұрын
this is a solid evidence on why humanity should change
@lpztzy81142 жыл бұрын
@@lpztzy8114 lol
@banananugget81492 жыл бұрын
man i got so many lkes ty people
@banananugget81492 жыл бұрын
@@banananugget8149 your welcome robux beggar
@samuraiboi27352 жыл бұрын
“What does Roblox teach you?” Well jailbreak has taught me how to be a criminal 😀!
@r_ubyy2 жыл бұрын
I agree with you bro
@Ngien-dz9yx2 жыл бұрын
@@Ngien-dz9yx lol
@r_ubyy2 жыл бұрын
🤐
@xoxjazzyxox37472 жыл бұрын
Jailbreak taught me mass slaughter....and how to drive.
@ezekiel24632 жыл бұрын
Haha
@Z4MXXXX2 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen flamingo in years I'm so happy I can see him again!
@LillieLaidlaw-by5rg Жыл бұрын
"Adopt me: NEVER TRUST STRANGERS" me: Wdym there's strangers everywhere-
@maudroblin82782 ай бұрын
parents: what does Roblox even teach you? Prison life: It teaches you to become a criminal-
@maudroblin82782 ай бұрын
What does Roblox even teach you?: To scream at little kids.
@bored..19732 жыл бұрын
Mine is to have addictions
@fireflysyt82442 жыл бұрын
It taught me that I should really stop playing games on roblox, otherwise I’ll become a lazy bed-potato. (Which I definitely will become)
@karmagem82 жыл бұрын
What does roblox teach you? Buy robux
@cheesequacker61382 жыл бұрын
GOODBYE-
@nikiwoods13762 жыл бұрын
*f a c t s*
@goodcitizenk91862 жыл бұрын
I love how Albert can make anything like "i murdered an entire school" into something funny
@s1lenc1092 жыл бұрын
Or something like “i ate dead children”
@ediwowsilanalang2 жыл бұрын
*I’m going to be honest, Roblox sucks and it will never be a good game like Fortnite*
@rlmadventurousvideosinmych33652 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@umerdabommmer95842 жыл бұрын
@@rlmadventurousvideosinmych3365 e
@LaunchRider2 жыл бұрын
@@rlmadventurousvideosinmych3365 play overwatch
@LaunchRider2 жыл бұрын
2:28 I’m sorry albert, that’s actually sad, I never seen him sad so that just made me even more sadder 😭😭..
@J.myth-ical5 ай бұрын
Parents:What does Roblox even teach you Me:Learn how to trick little kids into giving me their password
@Gamer4311-vu1us16 күн бұрын
“What does roblox teach you?” You can buy money for money
@leviathanxz242 жыл бұрын
*The fact that roblox indirectly ACTUALLY teaches you that just echances this joke*
@diogod23472 жыл бұрын
Ah yes , wasting important money that could help you in life *on virtual money to get clothes on a **_lego game_*
@mihaitavraciu22482 жыл бұрын
Yes
@irvi58032 жыл бұрын
lose money to lose robux
@cattowatto2 жыл бұрын
"What does hate teach you?" "Nothing"
@Eggggggggg112 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the person who's first has some high speed wifi..
@TruKenny2 жыл бұрын
Shut
@js-11082 жыл бұрын
Yes
@gabbydrawzsuff30502 жыл бұрын
Yes
@cleetuq2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@veryswagandcool2 жыл бұрын
Shut
@32123ABCBA2 жыл бұрын
6:52 i need this skip bc the essay is what i have to read when im SAD
@pepper_8318 Жыл бұрын
7:06 I believe that's actually a song called Ticking, can't remember who it was that made it
@TheOriginalHellion Жыл бұрын
"What does roblox teach you?" * looks at all the copied clothing in the catalog* Theft is cool (:
@KaiaBrodbecker2 жыл бұрын
Lol u commented 20 minutes ago lolz
@yumekyasuta91062 жыл бұрын
@@yumekyasuta9106 ok and?
@KaiaBrodbecker2 жыл бұрын
@@KaiaBrodbecker it wasn't supposed to be derogatory i was saying that i sae your comment🤐 but yeah, do that i guess.😒🙏🏾
@yumekyasuta91062 жыл бұрын
@Not today (CHECK MY PLAYLIST) ShUsH
@nuclear_toast2 жыл бұрын
@Not today (CHECK MY PLAYLIST) your playlist is amazing
@deaddoglasagna80962 жыл бұрын
"What does roblox teach you" MM2: How to team and scam godly's
@22kmel812 жыл бұрын
flamingo is trash
@thefathamster93452 жыл бұрын
actually mm2 would help you to be careful with who u trust in life if stupid slenders and copy and pastes and aesthetics didn’t take over roblox. Like roblox is slowly becoming a terrible wasteland like 7 KZheadrs already quit roblox lol.
@doghat12822 жыл бұрын
@@thefathamster9345 stfu ;)
@realizeedits2 жыл бұрын
@@thefathamster9345 ur adopted kid go cry
@potatocream75132 жыл бұрын
@@thefathamster9345 says you- 😒
@joellenworthington81662 жыл бұрын
My high school is litterley called royal high so whenever you look up the bell squedule on the laptops it comes up with roblox.
@TakingTheCheckerd3 ай бұрын
When i see your older videos i feel nostalgia
@Ryanair001 Жыл бұрын
Flamingo: *has a normal merch intro* Fans: Impossible.
@iceypoppyy2 жыл бұрын
IMPOSSIBLE
@saenahunny.2 жыл бұрын
*People who play Roblox are just embarrassing in general. It's my job to make them aware that Fortnite is available to improve your social skills*
"wHaT dOeS rObLoX tEaCh yOu" Tower of hell: Peeing my pants and breaking my electronics. Royale High: Mocking online daters. Adopt me: Scamming. Murder Mystery 2: T E A M Breaking Point: Shooting innocent people. This is what I've learned from roblox so far.
@cindygaming91972 жыл бұрын
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment current: 101
@hailsglcwunmotivated55882 жыл бұрын
@@hailsglcwunmotivated5588 let's see how many dad's you can get from this comment current: 0
@wSayonara2 жыл бұрын
Rip headphone users💔💔
@Yakult.Is_yummy8 ай бұрын
no because the flamingo just sitting down at the start of the video makes me happy
@idiot.onthe.internet Жыл бұрын
“What does roblox teach you” Roblox taught me that running over babies with a car in bloxburg was fun 🤨
@euphoxria76182 жыл бұрын
I couldint stop laughing lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
@poptartsplz6272 жыл бұрын
Having 5000 kills without getting shot in mm2 sounded intresting
@therealmotherfuckinggs60102 жыл бұрын
LOL flamingo sucks
@thefathamster93452 жыл бұрын
True dat
@timothyaintit59892 жыл бұрын
@@thefathamster9345 then try to do better than him
@therealmotherfuckinggs60102 жыл бұрын
Parents:”What does roblox even teach you?” I learned how to kidnap kids off of Adopt me :D
@st4rtina.2 жыл бұрын
lol
@sierrahale8042 жыл бұрын
I learned how to kidnap kids then throw them in the water 😃
@cherryblossoms33562 жыл бұрын
Dame
@yunipalupi25942 жыл бұрын
@@roraa777
@deliveringm4il2 жыл бұрын
@@roraa777 whats wrong with dat?
@sierrahale8042 жыл бұрын
you make my day flamgo
@LuffyTheGoat420 Жыл бұрын
2:30 , I feel bad for Albert:( idk if it's just me, but ever since I saw one video of him talking about, his mom, I have been non-stop seeing him talking about it:( not to be that person, but I feel it's a sign, I just hope your okay with your parent situation, or anything else personal
@cha_rlie965 Жыл бұрын
Other youtubers: *reacting to videos* Flamingo: *reacting to thumbnails and reactions*
@lxla_viri2 жыл бұрын
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment current: 101
@hailsglcwunmotivated55882 жыл бұрын
@@hailsglcwunmotivated5588 did you actually resort to doing this for subs
@bladepixel2 жыл бұрын
@@bladepixel probably
@clorgborg2 жыл бұрын
@@hailsglcwunmotivated5588 bots do that all the time so don’t cry when u get hate
@purple._flowers2 жыл бұрын
“money doesnt grow on trees” adopt me players: *no.* edit: read the replies at your own risk
@11drop2 жыл бұрын
You rights
@ververgil49132 жыл бұрын
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] oh god... anyway money grows on trees In animal crossing
@summervibezz42772 жыл бұрын
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] shut up 9 year old
@sugarandspice74132 жыл бұрын
yes
@minecraftcreeper80382 жыл бұрын
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] shut up 6 year old who fakes his age to play fornite
@FlyingFlowewe2 жыл бұрын
I already lost my closest friend on roblox, now I unfriend people to friend other random people and barely join the friends that are online and they barely join me, I don’t need friends, they slow me down
@fanglo6 ай бұрын
Legends say she is still grinding to this very day
My nephews Shaan and Jayden told me about you they’re big fans and they play a lot of Roblox too!
First comment Haha!
They have good taste of entertainment
Yes
Hello
Hi
“What does roblox even teach you?” How to date a 50 year old man without tinder
XD
I shouldn’t be laughing 🤣
LOL THIS GOT ME CHOKING ON MY WATER-
lol
Lol
“what does roblox teach u??” flicker: only kill in secret
Flicker saved my career with that lesson ☺️
@@fishystuff3we replying to 1yr old comments with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥💯💯
@@Nuggetkindom- It was clearly a joke-
@@mikaylabarling4477the reply to your reply was a joke to
Identity fraud: run
“What do Roblox games even teach you?” Adopt Me: THROW KIDS OFF THE BRIDGE WITHOUT HAVING TO GET THE COPS CALLED
YESSSSSS
YEP
FRRRR
да
I’m starting to see a pattern with the words “discord kitten” in Albert’s videos. He’s definitely trying to tell us something.
???
Albert=discord moderator confirmed?
Hmm your right...
@@trustedyakult8356 _mdness_
Susususususususususususussssss
Parents: “what does roblox teach you?” Brookhaven: **teaches you how to break into peoples houses**
Yes.. I learned how to raid houses now🤣🤣
Into the mouth (cheffs kiss) NICE
Roblox teach me how to steal my mom credit card
@@dqw4w9wgxcq78 wt- 0-0
i died
Thanks Albert for making this exactly 8 minutes long.
He always does that
Real life saver
Helps me because like if it's 22:22 then I stop at 22:30 perfect
@@Doing_Your_Mom(PLAYS KC SFX EARRAPE) WARP ZOOOOOOOOOOOONE
Flamingo and his editor's humor bounce off of each other so well, all of them deserve awards
Yes Albert and Dani deserve rewards AGREED
@@CallMehIVYYY his editors arent dani dani edits his thumbnails his editors are adam, page and znac
@@kareemsgaminguniverse861yeah, paige and adam are amazing lol, so is znac
Dude. Your from 17 years ago? Crazy
"My wife divorced me, then died." Sounds like a job well done Edit: "My wife divorced me, then died." Sounds like a job well done.
*Y E S*
Lol yes
Such a lucky coincidence :)
Nice.
yep
“Money don’t just grow on trees” “ *such a way with words* “
Ah yes, I had to specifically play bloxburg to realize that money doesn't grow on trees
HERE BEROFE RLM
Ah yes, you totally can’t spent real money to get money in bloxburg
*I’m going to be honest, Roblox sucks and it will never be a good game like Fortnite*
Ah yes, I had to specifically spend 2 hours doing a pizza place job in Bloxburg just to realize money doesn’t grow on trees.
Them: Sad Tiktoks Flamingo: *Laughing and jumping off chair*
.
😃
Fr😂😂😂
The " look at this was " was longer than my entire Lifespan
no, it lasted for like 4 seconds- it just seemed like a long time cause it was a short video and the video length bar is the same length for every video regardless of how long the video is
@@hxnnq r/woosh
@@Whoopsitsjessicahighly doubt this comment was made as a joke lol, also ”r/woosh” is literally so cringe like please take the timemachine back to 2020…thanks.
@@hxnnq sorry mate you're probably gonna get r/woooshed by anyone else who comments.
@@Toothless_On_Toastthis comment was a joke? it wasn’t very obvious tbh but fine. Guess I’m the idiot 🤷🏼♀️
"I don't need friends, they disappoint me" *gets swag* edit: WHAT THE FUCK MY COMMENT BLEW UP
Yes Nezuko
Nezuuko
Nezuko from naruto ball????!?!?!?
@@Sketchyfella I-
Meh unless you have the friends that dont make your life suck
ibsf also means “International Bladder Storage Fun”
I never thought of that also first- "WHAT HOW MANY LIKES TY =D"
LMFAO
I eat too much Takis now my bladder burns
Yessir
"I Bet Stuff Fought"
"what does roblox teach you?" Pet Simulator X: gambling.
3:16 just made me fall out of my bed. "WHY ARE YOU BUILT LIKE THAT"
"Money don't just grow on trees" Me who grows trees for money: 👁👄👁
Fr
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] joe mama cringe roblox lives matter thats what rlm means
what is money out of?
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] fortnite isn't jesus, sorry if you think that.
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] lmao your grammar yes is no
"Tower of Hell teaches me anger issues." - Albert 2021
*Nobody cares about Roblox anymore. Everyone must play Fortnite instead or you have bad gaming taste*
@@rlmadventurousvideosinmych3365 So apparently a squirrel would need to fall approximately 4800 miles in order to die. This would provide the squirrel with the time needed in order to starve to death since it doesn't have a lethal terminal velocity.
@@rlmadventurousvideosinmych3365 haha 8 year old who like to use parent credit card
It does tho
Why did I read this right when he said it in the video lmao
“What does roblox teach you?” Jail break: Prison is easy easy to escape so don’t worry about committing crimes :)
“What Does Roblox Teach You?” Broken Bones: Always aim for the rocks for maximum brain damage
Tiktokers already have maximum brain damage
Tiktokers already have maximum brain damage
@@giftedspicybee3062 true
@@giftedspicybee3062 true-
@@giftedspicybee3062 why u say it twice
"What does roblox teach you?" 1 - Arsenal "Arsenal teaches you that commiting mass genocide is completely normal"
Yes
Lmao this is COMPLETELY relatable for those who have played Arsenal even once. Even though me who's literally level 150:
Omg I died at that part
“What does ROBLOX even teach you?” 1. SCP: Roleplay “SCP: Roleplay teaches you to abuse the announcements (when you have VIP or O5) and radio for no such reason.
It's happened before-
0:01 , i love all the emotion albert is using when talking here, it gives me such emotion, i feel like.. super sad, but. like i feel bad for albert of what happened he was talking about at 42:21, it gives me such sadness about his experiences, i love how open flamingo was at this moment, im screenshotting this scene with an ak47 to show my friends, this happened to them too, all othis was written by hand, at 9:37, i love how happy albert was at that moment, it fills me with a elight i havent felt since i got put in my insane asylum, i just love how open albert sounds, and how we was so joyful at 54:25 even after all hes been through the past year, this is why i follow alberts onlyfans, hes so open on there i feel like bursting out in tears, i love how he was so emotional when he confessed about what happened at 23:23, i just love flamingo, if albert was a song it would be find by lemon demon, my hands hurt now, but i feel such emption here, like the adorable unicorn as his pet in the background at 54:13, i love alberts connt so much, i dont get how my friends dont watch albert, but when was talking to bill, someone said, who are you talking to? and my do tor said i had scit-zo-fren-ea? i think he said that, but were getting off track, like the shimmering tears on alberts cheek at 92:59, i just feel so bad, i want to apologise for any hate. this apology sounds to genuine. i want to go over to albers house and get a tissue and wipe that tear off his face. good job for reaching the end. bye
what
i’m literally relating rn
i aint reading allat
The fact I read the intire thing its an skill for me
Is it just me or is flimingo just so relatable
It’s all fun’s in games till we see flamingo on dharr mann
Bruh😭
uH oHh.
Ok
Which video
BRUh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“E” is the most exciting phrase I have ever heard in humanity
*Flamingo is going nowhere with Roblox. It’s time for him to play Fortnite or I will make him*
My parents Said iff i gott 15,8k subss before thee endd off thee yearr,I wouldd get a new gaming PC.
E
@@mirjinou7999 my parents said if i get -1 subs i would learn how to speak
@@nebula12x cool
2:29 hey..albert r u ok? ive seen some of the jokes you make about your mom/parents, and im just wondering if your doing alright. always feel free to talk to us
💀
@@belle_of_the_mollbro they are just asking if hes ok, like whats wrong with that?
@@smallgokudrip2356yeah what’s wrong with that bro🤨🤨
@@belle_of_the_moll "How dare someone worry about a human being" 💀
@@classicgaming5947 bro this was 6 months ago and i just found it funny for some reason calm down
Albert is the only thing that keeps us happy on youtube
b b b b b b b b bot
"what does roblox teach you?" *brutally use 3 year olds for admin command testing*
THIS IS SO TRUE
Yep
"What does roblox teach you?" Uses toilet violently
LMAOO
WHY IS THIS SO TRUE XD
I love how on "What does roblox teach you?" They Don't even put coding...
They don't bother putting good things. I saw one where they said "trust yourself and only yourself". Bruh where is the: imagination, creativity, you can be anything.
@@LazyTophat this was 11 minutes ago!?!?
Nothing actually Only that people are weird as fuck and probably have a lot of free time
All My Friend R good 👍
As a Small Game Developer Scripting/Coding is probably the only thing that can give you lots and lots of robux legally for free
5:52 "I do not have irritable bowel syndrome anymore" 😭
That SSSniperwolf thumbnail edit was GOLD
Albert reacting to "depressed" 8 year olds videos made my day
same
@ now thats a smart way of BEGGING FOR VIEWERS SHUT UP
@@buffamongus1346 IKR AHHAHAA
Me who is a 8 year old:😐
@@carolinavalencia2621 gacha kid stfu
its almost comedic that all of these characters are slenders or bacon hairs
*People who play Roblox are just embarrassing in general. It's my job to make them aware that Fortnite is available to improve your social skills*
@@rlmgoodvideosoutinmychanne1685 wassup RLM
I'm ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ.......
@Not today (CHECK MY PLAYLIST) so true😔
@Not today (CHECK MY PLAYLIST) so tell me about your playlist..
Flamingo your absolutely awesome at recording and editing please just keep it up :) you always made me laugh at ur admin commands forget the rats that always body shame
I sure did have some emotional issues well watching this! Thanks
"Parents: what does roblox teach you?" Da hood: beating up my mom 😎 Criminality: Buying illegal rpgs and shooting doors The streets: using pipes to hit pepole Doing commit not alive because over virtual legos
Noice
ragdoll engine : always push people
Arsenal : if their clothes aren't red, kill them Immediately.
Don’t put that out of context
@@darx438 wdym?
I still cant believe after years flamingo is trying his best not to swear
He forgot but it's hard to not swear for long period of time
@ nahhh
@Not today (CHECK MY PLAYLIST) no.
its only been one or two years
@Not today (CHECK MY PLAYLIST) keep it opinion to urself
I’ve been looking for this video for minutes and I finally found it
"let's see if people don't shame me for being disgustingly ugly" is my favorite quote in this video 🤣
"why are you built like that?" He's just built diffrent
Yeah
@@rlmagreeablevideosinmychan6207 So apparently a squirrel would need to fall approximately 4800 miles in order to die. This would provide the squirrel with the time needed in order to starve to death since it doesn't have a lethal terminal velocity.
The FDA allows an average of one rodent hair per 100 grams of peanut butter manufactured. Jelly beans are so shiny because they're coated with shellac, which is made from insect poop.
Lancer in ABA
@@rlmagreeablevideosinmychan6207 you probably just a hater, nobody cares about your opinions, if you hate him, nobody cares, it's not like he will kill you
“money doesn’t grow on trees” flamingo: *mm roux go brrrr*
Lol
@@hit5328 actually the paper money is made out of isnt actually made out of the traditional paper that is made with trees do ur research first :)
@@deeni3d aCtUaLy-
@@deeni3d how bout You get to know what a joke is
@@deeni3d it’s made out of cotton and linen!!
Bro I just watched one of Eddie’s videos and it was scary I needed this
He puts so much work into this
“I don’t need friends they disappoint me”
*Nobody cares about Roblox anymore. Everyone must play Fortnite instead or you have bad gaming taste*
@@rlmadventurousvideosinmych3365 So apparently a squirrel would need to fall approximately 4800 miles in order to die. This would provide the squirrel with the time needed in order to starve to death since it doesn't have a lethal terminal velocity.
Bots…😤
Same...:(
@@duckling8 bruh nobody asked
“Parents: what does roblox teach you” general in an army training game: forcing people to change skin colors
“CHANGE YOUR SKIN COLOR” “But sir I-“ “DO IT” “Okay” *rips off skin* “rip off more”
Meh. Most likely went to a few of them but joked around the meme template.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@OneSmartGuy That's no reddit here
“I DONT ACCEPT YOUR SKIN COLOR” “What’s the consequence?” “I WILL SHOOT YOU” “Alright then..”
I peeed myself watching this from laughing so hard 💀💀💀
Royal high teaches you that a single lollipop costs 250 precious gems.
parents: what does roblox teach you? *how to throw kids in water* when your comment gets more like then your video: ;-;
*parenting!*
Ur not wrong. That has happened to me and my cousin so many times. We would become little gingerbread men and ask for parents then they would dump is in the water bc we would constantly beg for chocolate milk
Lol
LOL
me when adopt me
"Never Trust Strangers" -Adopt me "You are beautiful the way you are" - Royale High - Flamingo "Are you sure about that?"
@@rlmagreeablevideosinmychan6207no
Epic
"ㅏㅐㅜㅑ촞ㅁ/KONICHWAAA" -dora
"Money is power" -Royale High
In life everyone is ugly in life
Flamingos jokes always make my day! Thank you so much for posting for us❤!
Roblox teaches you: IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE AND THEY DONT LIKE YOU FALL OFF A BUILDING INSTEAD OF SHRUGGING IT OFF
Intro calming ❤ videos demons (I like ur channel just spelled the first thing in my mind)
Flamingo: *Screams so loud the windows crack* Fans: That’s normal Non fans: is he ok?
Lol so true
HERE BEFORE RLM
*I’m going to be honest, Roblox sucks and it will never be a good game like Fortnite*
@@rlmadventurousvideosinmych3365 *b o t*
@RLM *m o r e b o t*
"i was in love with u, and u didnt love me back" *commits suicide*
"I temporarily had feelings that made me have a crush on you, you didn't have them back." **Commits my dead nephew who jumped off of a plane because the hospital he was born in was a plane and he got accidentally dropped**
Mhm
@@crabsticks8369 love your pfp
@@sulemenk2329 sorry about ur nephew homie
@@aeris143 it's ok fam he was being abused alot by his parents now he can rest
Sometimes whenever I’m eating noodles while watching your videos every second or so I choke on the noodles, thank you.🥰
when it came to 7:32 I almost cried, How painful it is for Albert to lose his E-kitten "sorry for your loss".
"what does roblox teach you?" KAT: killing everyone and get 100kill streak
lol
That’s me
Who's kat?
@@urgirlduhh it’s game
@@Sh1n0bu_K0ch01 ok ty
"what does roblox teach you" jailbreak: teaches to how escape jail and kill cops and rob
Dude, your profile picture is beautiful, Oatmeal kitty is the best kitty
@@Luminessen thanks
Dies well reading this coment
True
Bloxburg teaches us how to make jails in our basements
this video got me loykey CRYING 😔
Thank you for your idea hiding some random Houses and scared people from being tiny (FAN)
02:53 *Money doesn't grow on trees* The tree glitch: *I took that as an offense.*
tree glitch?
@ SHUT UP
@@Voidster101 there used to be a way to glitch orange trees in bloxburg so you can sell then replant them at a rapid pase
@@NeonTurkey yeah
lol i didn't expect this to get so many likes
5:00 saddest anime moments
saddest old memes comments.
Lol
Put unravel on it
True
LOL
5:00 "well, guess thats it' Gave me Ronnie mcnutt vibes
Im really sick right now and flamingo is the only one that makes me feel better
“Tower of hell teaches me anger issues” Also flamingo: beats tower of hell 100 times
True 😂
True
Did he?
Or am I stewpid
@@whitesans8846 ah yes “stewpid”
“What does roblox teach you?” The answer is simple. How to beg to your parents for in game money
pfftt- BAHAHAHAHAH
Lol
Every item is 50 robux so thats 16 items. And all of them you never wear
YES💅✨
Albert:I support you
Anyone else love his merch advert?? It’s actually the only good advert I’d watch lol
HAVE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
U too
U too
Bot😃
Nah it’s a bot they can change their names lol
@@bobasquishmellowlover3774 true, there's still nice people on earth
"What does roblox even teach you" Royale high : *Jake is popular among the girls*
XD
The girls: AMONG US
Loll
@@Irelandbreuer hi
@@ashiesteddies8633 hi?
“What does Brookhaven teach me, to fall in love with 50 year old man pretending to be your age” 😂 never laughed so hard Thanks for 500 plus likes
Lol
fortnite is for losers, play roblox instead!
I read this the literally when he was saying it 😳
Sooo we meet
@@rlm1338 i think you said that because you cannot download fortnite
I bought a long time ago your merch it’s amazing :) my sister got it and the shirt didnt fit her so she gave it to me
CAN YOU WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLAMINGO I LOVE YOUR SATISFYING VID OK TY
"this person unfriended me and said i wasnt cool :((" **is literally still friends with him**
I Got A Fight With My Friend Because Of Denis Is The Best And Sketch Is The Worst.Btw,I Join The Fight And I Still Misses Him
this is a solid evidence on why humanity should change
@@lpztzy8114 lol
man i got so many lkes ty people
@@banananugget8149 your welcome robux beggar
“What does Roblox teach you?” Well jailbreak has taught me how to be a criminal 😀!
I agree with you bro
@@Ngien-dz9yx lol
🤐
Jailbreak taught me mass slaughter....and how to drive.
Haha
I haven't seen flamingo in years I'm so happy I can see him again!
"Adopt me: NEVER TRUST STRANGERS" me: Wdym there's strangers everywhere-
parents: what does Roblox even teach you? Prison life: It teaches you to become a criminal-
What does Roblox even teach you?: To scream at little kids.
Mine is to have addictions
It taught me that I should really stop playing games on roblox, otherwise I’ll become a lazy bed-potato. (Which I definitely will become)
What does roblox teach you? Buy robux
GOODBYE-
*f a c t s*
I love how Albert can make anything like "i murdered an entire school" into something funny
Or something like “i ate dead children”
*I’m going to be honest, Roblox sucks and it will never be a good game like Fortnite*
Ikr
@@rlmadventurousvideosinmych3365 e
@@rlmadventurousvideosinmych3365 play overwatch
2:28 I’m sorry albert, that’s actually sad, I never seen him sad so that just made me even more sadder 😭😭..
Parents:What does Roblox even teach you Me:Learn how to trick little kids into giving me their password
“What does roblox teach you?” You can buy money for money
*The fact that roblox indirectly ACTUALLY teaches you that just echances this joke*
Ah yes , wasting important money that could help you in life *on virtual money to get clothes on a **_lego game_*
Yes
lose money to lose robux
"What does hate teach you?" "Nothing"
Fun fact: the person who's first has some high speed wifi..
Shut
Yes
Yes
Yes
Shut
6:52 i need this skip bc the essay is what i have to read when im SAD
7:06 I believe that's actually a song called Ticking, can't remember who it was that made it
"What does roblox teach you?" * looks at all the copied clothing in the catalog* Theft is cool (:
Lol u commented 20 minutes ago lolz
@@yumekyasuta9106 ok and?
@@KaiaBrodbecker it wasn't supposed to be derogatory i was saying that i sae your comment🤐 but yeah, do that i guess.😒🙏🏾
@Not today (CHECK MY PLAYLIST) ShUsH
@Not today (CHECK MY PLAYLIST) your playlist is amazing
"What does roblox teach you" MM2: How to team and scam godly's
flamingo is trash
actually mm2 would help you to be careful with who u trust in life if stupid slenders and copy and pastes and aesthetics didn’t take over roblox. Like roblox is slowly becoming a terrible wasteland like 7 KZheadrs already quit roblox lol.
@@thefathamster9345 stfu ;)
@@thefathamster9345 ur adopted kid go cry
@@thefathamster9345 says you- 😒
My high school is litterley called royal high so whenever you look up the bell squedule on the laptops it comes up with roblox.
When i see your older videos i feel nostalgia
Flamingo: *has a normal merch intro* Fans: Impossible.
IMPOSSIBLE
*People who play Roblox are just embarrassing in general. It's my job to make them aware that Fortnite is available to improve your social skills*
I'm ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ''''''
Somethings wrong, I can feel it.
But seriously tho... W H A T
"wHaT dOeS rObLoX tEaCh yOu" Tower of hell: Peeing my pants and breaking my electronics. Royale High: Mocking online daters. Adopt me: Scamming. Murder Mystery 2: T E A M Breaking Point: Shooting innocent people. This is what I've learned from roblox so far.
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment current: 101
@@hailsglcwunmotivated5588 let's see how many dad's you can get from this comment current: 0
Rip headphone users💔💔
no because the flamingo just sitting down at the start of the video makes me happy
“What does roblox teach you” Roblox taught me that running over babies with a car in bloxburg was fun 🤨
I couldint stop laughing lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
Having 5000 kills without getting shot in mm2 sounded intresting
LOL flamingo sucks
True dat
@@thefathamster9345 then try to do better than him
Parents:”What does roblox even teach you?” I learned how to kidnap kids off of Adopt me :D
lol
I learned how to kidnap kids then throw them in the water 😃
Dame
@@roraa777
@@roraa777 whats wrong with dat?
you make my day flamgo
2:30 , I feel bad for Albert:( idk if it's just me, but ever since I saw one video of him talking about, his mom, I have been non-stop seeing him talking about it:( not to be that person, but I feel it's a sign, I just hope your okay with your parent situation, or anything else personal
Other youtubers: *reacting to videos* Flamingo: *reacting to thumbnails and reactions*
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment current: 101
@@hailsglcwunmotivated5588 did you actually resort to doing this for subs
@@bladepixel probably
@@hailsglcwunmotivated5588 bots do that all the time so don’t cry when u get hate
“money doesnt grow on trees” adopt me players: *no.* edit: read the replies at your own risk
You rights
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] oh god... anyway money grows on trees In animal crossing
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] shut up 9 year old
yes
@RLM [New Video out in my Channel] shut up 6 year old who fakes his age to play fornite
I already lost my closest friend on roblox, now I unfriend people to friend other random people and barely join the friends that are online and they barely join me, I don’t need friends, they slow me down
Legends say she is still grinding to this very day