70th Emmy Awards: Opening Monologue

2018 ж. 16 Қыр.
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Watch the opening monologue for the 2018 Primetime Emmys, hosted by Michael Che and Colin Jost!

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  • It feels like they were forced to hold back a lot on that monologue, I've seen them go way darker plenty of times on SNL.

    @Spunky786@Spunky7864 жыл бұрын
    • Yup

      @workingonmyself@workingonmyself3 жыл бұрын
    • @@workingonmyself Why is there only one reply on a 1.4K liked comment.

      @gershonrozenberg5321@gershonrozenberg53213 жыл бұрын
    • @@gershonrozenberg5321 this is a valid question I'm sure we'll never get the answer to

      @lancinekeita4823@lancinekeita48233 жыл бұрын
    • It’s because snl is basically known for crude comedy anyone that tunes in is almost “looking” for it and this is an awards show that is relatively(!) clean and formal

      @annapaytonparker9218@annapaytonparker92183 жыл бұрын
    • @@VideoNozoki Why would do that, I'm not a KZheadr and I don't get anything from it. If you hadn't replied then I wouldn't have even known about it lol.

      @Spunky786@Spunky7863 жыл бұрын
  • this audience was DRY

    @jenniemeal@jenniemeal3 жыл бұрын
    • They always are during award shows

      @clintw4224@clintw42243 жыл бұрын
    • Yes, dry as toast, dry as white toast.

      @bfg3890@bfg38903 жыл бұрын
    • I was cracking up, like come on audience!

      @inroom108@inroom1083 жыл бұрын
    • They’re white they were probably trying to not act uncomfortable

      @em.5941@em.59412 жыл бұрын
    • The jokes were

      @blackmantis3130@blackmantis31302 жыл бұрын
  • "Blackish is also how I've been asked to behave tonight " 😂🤣 I died

    @eleftheriak.8889@eleftheriak.88893 жыл бұрын
    • Can't stop laughing when he said that 😂

      @cherryred2247@cherryred22473 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah he meant behave like a troubled youth in section 8 with no dad

      @needlesinmyeyes7272@needlesinmyeyes72722 жыл бұрын
    • @@needlesinmyeyes7272 I see you have zero black friends

      @JTG313@JTG3132 жыл бұрын
    • then who typed this ?

      @LeslieJayBoschPhoto@LeslieJayBoschPhoto Жыл бұрын
  • In all seriousness, was this "controversial"? I thought Che and Jost killed it. It was essentially a Weekend Update set.

    @josephdoherty5403@josephdoherty54033 жыл бұрын
    • It was tamer than a Weekend Update set. If it was weekend update they would've been calling people out by name

      @AmericanPharaoh10@AmericanPharaoh103 жыл бұрын
    • Exactly

      @robertmoffit4898@robertmoffit48983 жыл бұрын
    • this was controversial? was it a slow news week?

      @healsyeah@healsyeah3 жыл бұрын
    • Weekend update with cuter outfits.

      @laurahall5218@laurahall52183 жыл бұрын
    • This was controversial? Wow... The punchlines were more like a flick of the fingers.... I bet both of them were thinking we could do better...

      @rattrap316@rattrap3162 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen Colbert used emmys as a platform to talk politics and everyone loves it, but Michael and Colin uses it to talk racism and suddenly everyone just wants the show to be about tv? Ok.

    @eden3116@eden31165 жыл бұрын
    • Ulana well when you see stupid crap being said about Jesus in a disrespectful way even I will turn against it

      @ttamcc.4674@ttamcc.46744 жыл бұрын
    • @@ttamcc.4674 no way Jesus didn't fuck that prostitute he was always chillin' with

      @kevinwolf2725@kevinwolf27254 жыл бұрын
    • Both suck balls

      @miguelluna8829@miguelluna88294 жыл бұрын
    • TTAMC C. You think they were disrespecting Jesus in that joke? Are you stupid?

      @JC-ch8lc@JC-ch8lc3 жыл бұрын
    • TTAMC C. Ah yes, even you says the man with an American flag as they’re banner. It’s not even you, it’s just people like you

      @sovietmuffin501@sovietmuffin5013 жыл бұрын
  • I thought I was watching a Saturday Night skit making fun of the Emmys. Turns out it was the Actual Emmys.

    @jasonolson8543@jasonolson85435 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @extraelephant3129@extraelephant31293 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂

      @clifftonanderson4984@clifftonanderson49842 жыл бұрын
    • It’s good to put down the crack pipe every once in a while. Let the few neurons you have left a chance to rest a little.

      @LordIstar@LordIstar2 жыл бұрын
    • U prove "dying is easy but comedy is hard"

      @oobrocks@oobrocks2 жыл бұрын
    • @@LordIstar Sounds like you speaking from experience. I'll take your word for it. Good luck with your addiction.

      @jasonolson8543@jasonolson85432 жыл бұрын
  • it literally wasn’t that bad people are too salty

    @tenzero5274@tenzero52744 жыл бұрын
    • "wasn't that bad?!" it was amazing.

      @gillbray2889@gillbray28893 жыл бұрын
    • I would say it is bad. Badly written. The gentlemen have told better jokes than these. I like the Filipino nurse one... But the others could probably been better....

      @rattrap316@rattrap3162 жыл бұрын
  • LOOK AT HOW TINY COLIN LOOKS The size difference isnt as apparent when they're behind the desk

    @audreyhiller9445@audreyhiller94454 жыл бұрын
    • He's not that much shorter than Michael?? 1-2 inches maybe??

      @chelseab115@chelseab1153 жыл бұрын
    • @@chelseab115 yeah but they look the same height/build on snl

      @audreyhiller9445@audreyhiller94453 жыл бұрын
    • Audrey Hiller and Collin just looks larger in general. He looks like a skinny guy here

      @Alphabunsquad@Alphabunsquad3 жыл бұрын
    • 2 inches?? Think they're both tall.

      @laestrella9727@laestrella9727 Жыл бұрын
  • At least they’re self aware that nobody watches the Emmy’s or really any other award shows anymore

    @abrahamrivera6298@abrahamrivera62985 жыл бұрын
    • I watch them

      @thehistoricalgamer1960@thehistoricalgamer19603 жыл бұрын
    • @@thehistoricalgamer1960 well that just means you don't exist

      @kingkered01@kingkered013 жыл бұрын
    • @@kingkered01 oh, man I really thought I exist

      @thehistoricalgamer1960@thehistoricalgamer19603 жыл бұрын
  • That Filipino nurse joke was so accurate😂

    @marielleaballe9228@marielleaballe92285 жыл бұрын
    • Makes you wonder right? Im looking at you Gray's Anatomy!

      @kpencil859@kpencil8593 жыл бұрын
    • and this was before the Wuhan Virus!

      @domingoangelolopez1166@domingoangelolopez11663 жыл бұрын
    • @@domingoangelolopez1166 -- No such thing. I'm guessing you mean COVID-19.

      @markmh835@markmh8353 жыл бұрын
    • 😂 couldn't agree more!!

      @BoobooOreo@BoobooOreo2 жыл бұрын
    • @No middle Ground 🙃 To Marielle's comment

      @BoobooOreo@BoobooOreo2 жыл бұрын
  • y'all are so soft this monologue was really damn good

    @edunbothered3328@edunbothered33283 жыл бұрын
  • shout out to all the white people in the comments that are suddenly realizing what jokes at your expense feel like and thinking that's the peak impact of racism.

    @RapidObsessor@RapidObsessor5 жыл бұрын
    • @Catnip - I feel like in the right context, theres a difference between dark humor and racism. But thats just my views

      @sergeantshootnscoot2758@sergeantshootnscoot27583 жыл бұрын
    • @Catnip - plus, those jokes are pretty much reserved for Che to use anyways

      @sergeantshootnscoot2758@sergeantshootnscoot27583 жыл бұрын
    • as a white person, i think they are funny af

      @jakewaddell2067@jakewaddell20673 жыл бұрын
    • LOVE this comment!

      @hollywoodshopaholic@hollywoodshopaholic3 жыл бұрын
    • Racist

      @irishgirl1915@irishgirl19153 жыл бұрын
  • Why are there so many dislikes. I thought they were absolutely hilarious.

    @avneet9614@avneet96143 жыл бұрын
    • You have to be an SNL fan to understand their jokes.

      @Emy53@Emy533 жыл бұрын
    • @@Emy53 huh? at what point do they reference SNL?

      @howdier0362@howdier03623 жыл бұрын
    • @@Emy53 what does that mean? A joke is a joke.

      @unusuario5173@unusuario51733 жыл бұрын
    • I love the duo! It's what you call smart comedy.

      @freedom584@freedom5843 жыл бұрын
    • People will get offended by literally anything

      @Jayzone702@Jayzone7023 жыл бұрын
  • “It’s Roots for white women” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    @mayanotmya_5818@mayanotmya_58185 жыл бұрын
    • It’s Roots with a bonnet.

      @alexarihani2902@alexarihani29022 жыл бұрын
  • 6:15 Salute to Filipino nurse frontliners

    @wenozurc2433@wenozurc24334 жыл бұрын
    • I agree! Salute as they are all over the world - the latest to thank them is Iceland.

      @gwapakaayobabe@gwapakaayobabe4 жыл бұрын
    • Could you explain what that meant?

      @dreamingofclare@dreamingofclare3 жыл бұрын
    • @@dreamingofclare a significant No. Of nurses in the US main Cities and in UK are from The Philippines or Philippine Descend.....

      @vovozacodmobile3659@vovozacodmobile36593 жыл бұрын
    • Michael Che is spot on with the Filipino Nurse hehe

      @noahacha459@noahacha4593 жыл бұрын
    • @@dreamingofclare I'm an ER fan, and in all their seasons, NOT once did they have a Filipino nurse in the cast, not even an extra! The show is based in Chicago where Filipino nurses abound. Minus points for authenticity

      @domingoangelolopez1166@domingoangelolopez11663 жыл бұрын
  • They both look like right before they went on someone said “hey don’t think about your hands”

    @Extreemebean@Extreemebean4 жыл бұрын
    • oh yeah I noticed that too, maybe it's because they're used to doing the weekend update while sitting at a desk?

      @kiritokun2365@kiritokun23652 жыл бұрын
  • You can hear Anthony Anderson’s laugh during “its what black people call history” 😂 I thought this monologue was great 🤷🏼‍♀️

    @birdiespeaks8538@birdiespeaks85384 жыл бұрын
  • The Filipino nurse joke was hysterical. And soo true. Wtf Hollywood!

    @jakeMontejo3272@jakeMontejo32724 жыл бұрын
  • I think they did an excellent job and I hope they do more award shows

    @charlesnorman1671@charlesnorman16712 жыл бұрын
    • Totally. They write and tell jokes for a living. Let the skill set match the task.

      @dianapevtsov@dianapevtsov2 жыл бұрын
  • Why so many dislikes it wasn’t even unfunny?? Oh wait... I forgot racist white people existed for a second my bad

    @under3089@under30893 жыл бұрын
    • Wish I could like this comment more than once. I really enjoyed their opening monologue!!

      @tejasvatisingh4603@tejasvatisingh46033 жыл бұрын
  • Hooray to all hardworking Filipino nurses by the way.

    @clixbrigidxterx@clixbrigidxterx5 жыл бұрын
  • Black guy walking in then right out of cheers would have been an interesting running gag on the show

    @robertfarr9186@robertfarr91863 жыл бұрын
  • At 6:18, they finally said what I've complained about E.R. decades ago - NO FILIPINO NURSES IN THAT SHOW, EVER! And I was a huge E.R. fan from the start, and I waited for that shot of authenticity. Now I'm a bigger fan oh Colin and Michael. You guys are awesome.

    @domingoangelolopez1166@domingoangelolopez11663 жыл бұрын
    • Right! That is a slap to the producers. They’re so oblivious to realize that US healthcare heavily relies on Filipinx nurses.

      @edrianbobbycalabio1@edrianbobbycalabio16 ай бұрын
  • when it cut from Che and Jost to Aidy Bryant it rly warmed my heart idk why

    @user-ce5cd1kw1y@user-ce5cd1kw1y3 жыл бұрын
    • Right? She was like a proud older sister it was so great.

      @christianjohnsjohns8723@christianjohnsjohns87232 жыл бұрын
  • Diversity/trump. Literally that’s all Hollywood seems to find funny anymore

    @Xtheearthchildx@Xtheearthchildx5 жыл бұрын
    • Amen sister, preach!

      @IloveJesus-cf9sm@IloveJesus-cf9sm5 жыл бұрын
    • They're sorest losers I've ever seen

      @PresidentJamesDean@PresidentJamesDean5 жыл бұрын
    • Keep watching!

      @BigBadJerryRogers@BigBadJerryRogers5 жыл бұрын
    • Yea

      @jrkularatne2900@jrkularatne29005 жыл бұрын
    • @JCRivera98 you're a funny bitch. Tho it doesn't seem to be intentional. Which is all the more funny. Bitch.

      @ezrafickov629@ezrafickov6295 жыл бұрын
  • Ok so they did a weekend update on a monday night....

    @nikkos34@nikkos345 жыл бұрын
    • I mean, yea... They're Jost and Che. What did you expect? That's their whole gimmick rn. Of course, they're gonna do their stand-up like from the show. They're on NBC. Surprise, Surprise. :/

      @INB4Gaming@INB4Gaming5 жыл бұрын
    • Except weekend update usually has a few laughs.

      @OMGWTFLOLSMH@OMGWTFLOLSMH5 жыл бұрын
    • nikkos34 But that was hardly like Weekend Update at all.

      @pattyayers@pattyayers5 жыл бұрын
    • OMGWTFLOL I They seemed pretty nervous. This was a big deal for them.

      @pattyayers@pattyayers5 жыл бұрын
    • Which is exactly what I wanted to see. Can't get enough of those two.

      @TheNefastor@TheNefastor5 жыл бұрын
  • It was hilarious. I'm a weekend update fan.

    @slimandces3083@slimandces30835 жыл бұрын
  • Truly the golden boys of comedy

    @PabloEskobar_Official@PabloEskobar_Official3 жыл бұрын
    • More like piss yellow clowns

      @needlesinmyeyes7272@needlesinmyeyes72722 жыл бұрын
  • Lmao I didn’t even know the Emmys happened. Hollywood is so irrelevant

    @christianhuezo@christianhuezo5 жыл бұрын
    • Hollywood is so irrelevant that everyone can't stop talking about them today. 🍿

      @blt4life112@blt4life1125 жыл бұрын
    • Ikr

      @EatThaCookies@EatThaCookies5 жыл бұрын
    • @@blt4life112 who's talking about hollywood?

      @EatThaCookies@EatThaCookies5 жыл бұрын
    • This is why you are here and this video is #4 trending

      @LaFabrizia1983@LaFabrizia19835 жыл бұрын
    • Bri Brizia KZhead hand picks the trending videos😂😂😂😂you actually think people wanted to see this haha

      @Sonofdathomir1948@Sonofdathomir19485 жыл бұрын
  • monologue a long speech by one actor in a play or film, a conversation between two or more people is dialogue

    @miscellaneousstuff8362@miscellaneousstuff83625 жыл бұрын
    • Miscellaneous Stuff monologues is speech perf. by one person

      @Phantom-ts7pr@Phantom-ts7pr5 жыл бұрын
    • Ruben Garcia it was ok’ no different from other Emmies

      @chernobyldocumentaries5257@chernobyldocumentaries52575 жыл бұрын
    • I see you everywhere.

      @monkeypimp614@monkeypimp6145 жыл бұрын
    • But you see if they had only a white person up there giving the monologue, they would be called racist. So they had to balance it out

      @dreaded_joe8263@dreaded_joe82635 жыл бұрын
  • Chrissy Teigen desperately trying not to create another meme. Also this monologue was so funny. Should have received way more laughs. 😂😂😂

    @MarieDipiero@MarieDipiero2 жыл бұрын
  • the Atlanta jokes were PERFECT and Brian Tyree Henry reactions were amazing

    @marcellag.1981@marcellag.19813 жыл бұрын
    • Ikr!? The 15 miles one in particular, imo, was great

      @newsaxonyproductions7871@newsaxonyproductions78712 жыл бұрын
  • The emmys were this week? Oh well, who cares.

    @defiantj975@defiantj9755 жыл бұрын
    • You mean you don’t care to watch a bunch of extremely wealthy celebrities patting themselves on the back while grandstanding? Whodathunkit.

      @xmikex902x@xmikex902x5 жыл бұрын
    • Rick and Morty is the only newsworthy part of this year imo

      @janksamillion@janksamillion5 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, it was extremely boring.

      @whatson389@whatson3895 жыл бұрын
    • Enough to comment on it, apparently.

      @AnotherInternetBlip@AnotherInternetBlip3 жыл бұрын
  • this is so weird seeing them stand awkwardly with their hands ahahah i love them

    @claire-st1yt@claire-st1yt3 жыл бұрын
  • It comes as no surprise, The Philippines is the largest exporter of nurses in the world - out of the 11.8 million Overseas Filipino Workers (OFWs), more than 25% commit their lives to caring for others. Filipino nurses became popular because of the way they work.... They not only are good at work but also are passionate, charismatic and caring above all.

    @nilogeronimo2338@nilogeronimo23384 жыл бұрын
  • Lol Chrissy Teigen ducking in her seat at 5:00 😂😂

    @alsmyth5251@alsmyth52515 жыл бұрын
  • I missed the Emmy's last night... I'm totally ok with that. 😁

    @jebby16@jebby165 жыл бұрын
    • Huh i thought it was last week

      @arain764niara@arain764niara5 жыл бұрын
    • arain764niara You're probably right.🤔

      @jebby16@jebby165 жыл бұрын
  • its true about the lack of filipinos in medical dramas. In major cities 50% of employees at a hospital are filipinos but shows rarely have a character. I looked up a cast of a medical show when it first aired and there was one filipina actor. When I check who she was playing it was a Korean doctor.

    @bangwi@bangwi5 жыл бұрын
  • I loved this monologue. Jost and Che are amazing

    @abdulbasit9435@abdulbasit94354 жыл бұрын
  • I love how they showed Milo from this is us and then Alexis from handmaids tale. (Rory + Jess = forever ❤️)

    @berrydoodles@berrydoodles3 жыл бұрын
  • This does not deserve to be on trending.

    @Justin_Joy@Justin_Joy5 жыл бұрын
    • Then stop comment you idiot! Hahaha

      @Marco_Fabian37@Marco_Fabian375 жыл бұрын
    • Trending isn’t really trending, it’s just a handpicked list of libtard crap 💩

      @motorhead4870@motorhead48705 жыл бұрын
    • Motörhead until it’s Cuntservicrap then it’s all of a sudden it’s “KZhead is finally trending what I like so I agree they’re credible again” get the fuck outta here!

      @Marco_Fabian37@Marco_Fabian375 жыл бұрын
    • youtube never puts conservative stuff on trending, and even if they did i still wouldn't give a shit, youtube is still run by liberals that oppose freedom of speech

      @Venombot21@Venombot215 жыл бұрын
    • Venombot The Amazing Degenerate Haha that’s not what y’all were saying when Fox News and Alex Jones were trending a few weeks back! And you can stop stereotyping people with “liberal” because it’s not an insult to like freedom. This is America not Iran. I bet that’s what you do with certain people and their race, make blanket statements and stereotypes about them but please! Keep telling us how y’all ain’t racist lol

      @Marco_Fabian37@Marco_Fabian375 жыл бұрын
  • So Hollywood must now always bring up race and sex, then proceed to show a skit that's sexist & racist towards white men but loses its mind if a comedy skit mocks anyone else. Getting old, no wonder the ratings are genuinely tanking

    @streetwisehercules9956@streetwisehercules99565 жыл бұрын
    • Boo hoo white person

      @benblexbenblex@benblexbenblex5 жыл бұрын
    • they talked about the fact that white nationalist were the only one defending rosanne (fact) nothing rasict about that. they talked about the fact that trump cant admit that nazi's aren't bad, they talked about how white make superfluous police calls on black people, they talked about how the hollywood has so many sexual assualts cases, and how a black guy would not enjoy being in a all white bar. Nothing rasicts here. Street Wise Hercules, the reason race and politics is involved in everything is because trump made that the new thing. he so comedic about things that are serious, so people think it would be a good idea to use that for comedy. Lisa Weaver, funny that your obviously a trumper who tries to ignore that the far right is very rasict.

      @davidekakitie2646@davidekakitie26465 жыл бұрын
    • Lisa Weaver See we need more people like you in the world. I don’t get why black people can get away bashing whites, but if it’s the other way around it’d be over the news for over a week. These shitty so called “jokes” they said were unnecessary, as this is a award show where we all appreciate each other’s talents and skill.

      @kyrieirving2436@kyrieirving24365 жыл бұрын
    • benblexbenblex Boo hoo black people getting shot by cops

      @americanultranationalist8581@americanultranationalist85815 жыл бұрын
    • david the victim mentality, dont blame your failed life on whitey soy boy.

      @74kross@74kross5 жыл бұрын
  • Colin and Michael are comedy geniuses 😂👏🏽

    @sumared@sumared4 жыл бұрын
  • 15 seasons of ER without a Filipino 👩‍⚕️ nurse ...

    @carlamaesalangsang7462@carlamaesalangsang74625 жыл бұрын
    • Lol 😂

      @saja2981@saja29812 жыл бұрын
  • Why did the Emmys stop hiring comedians to do the monologues. Hopefully next year.

    @corywesley2670@corywesley26705 жыл бұрын
    • Agreed

      @rn6710@rn67105 жыл бұрын
    • Cory Wesley these guys work for snl so I guess they consider them “comedians”. I agree though, they should get real comedians on instead of this garbage

      @faded2145@faded21455 жыл бұрын
    • +Cory Wesley I'v𝗲 spent *7 days, 15 hours and 38 m𝒊nutеs* 𝞸n YᴏuTub𝐞 s𝒊nce 17.6.2018! Ch𝐞ck your st𝖺ts: qvym.viewr.stream

      @jamerhead5658@jamerhead56585 жыл бұрын
    • I think these guys are supposed to be comedians.

      @dereklogan100@dereklogan1005 жыл бұрын
    • +Cory Wesley I'vе spеnt *4 d𝛂ys, 8 hOurs 𝛂nd 54 m𝔦nut𝗲s* on Y0uTub𝗲 s𝗶nc𝗲 15.5.2018! Ch𝗲ck yOur stаts: olpwmqt.viewr.stream

      @ariel8535@ariel85355 жыл бұрын
  • "Who haven't been caught yet" Your days are numbered, Hollywood.

    @moonlapse_vertigo@moonlapse_vertigo5 жыл бұрын
  • You know, this wasn’t bad at all. I did think it was bad when it first came out, but I think we all had high expectations for these two awesome comedians.

    @Desbienvenido@Desbienvenido3 жыл бұрын
  • The best joke was the one about them having hundreds of viewers at home.

    @victorespino5650@victorespino56505 жыл бұрын
  • Wait, what part was I supposed to laugh at?

    @MagicalBacon@MagicalBacon5 жыл бұрын
    • It was awful

      @rn6710@rn67105 жыл бұрын
    • here's a message to you Nin kzhead.info/sun/dd18aNeKm35jhac/bejne.html

      @zare7030@zare70305 жыл бұрын
    • +Entrusting I'vе spent *4 days, 4 hOurs 𝛂nd 37 m𝔦nutes* On KZhead s𝒊nc𝗲 24.4.2018! Ch𝗲ck y𝞸ur st𝖺ts: cawf.viewr.stream

      @dreepy6906@dreepy69065 жыл бұрын
    • I feel like you're holding back.

      @rachelflora1277@rachelflora12775 жыл бұрын
    • Haha your question to this is much funnier 😃

      @trstnbtch@trstnbtch5 жыл бұрын
  • Lowest ratings in Emmy history...lol. Hollywood becoming irrelevant. LOVE it!

    @admorris11@admorris115 жыл бұрын
    • Ricky killed it. Literally, irreplaceable.

      @garyodriscoll7988@garyodriscoll79885 жыл бұрын
    • yeah the industry which the world envies and admires you for the most is becoming "irrelevant" ... yay?^^

      @Rhovaniell@Rhovaniell5 жыл бұрын
    • because people are watching it on KZhead/internet not because its lame. Republicans are so stupid and ignorant, I blame their parents.

      @isaacnewton6930@isaacnewton69305 жыл бұрын
    • admorris11 yet movies still earn over billions and billions of dollars at the box office. Doesn’t sound irrelevant to me.

      @lopezfan24@lopezfan245 жыл бұрын
    • Fuck that squinty-eyed prick Jimmy kimmel!

      @Santos-ek8md@Santos-ek8md5 жыл бұрын
  • KZhead trending should be called KZhead "selects"

    @David-bc4hh@David-bc4hh5 жыл бұрын
    • No! It's the algorithm! Derp

      @don3465@don34655 жыл бұрын
    • @Ultimate musical what?

      @don3465@don34655 жыл бұрын
    • David Alcaraz OR "TYRAANT TUBES FORCED PROGRAMMING"

      @kingyeayea397@kingyeayea3975 жыл бұрын
    • KZhead 'Staff Picks' I call it... you know, like the Staff Picks section at the video rental stores? (Sorry young millennials, video rental stores are a fun lost vestige you'll probably never experience)

      @RedTopProductions@RedTopProductions5 жыл бұрын
    • I mean, you clicked the video... There's a reason it's trending

      @acex222@acex2225 жыл бұрын
  • I don’t like how Che was extremely made to hold back… he’s mad funny as himself but they really changed how funny this could have been if he got to write his own monologue smh

    @alisamariaangelsanddemons4309@alisamariaangelsanddemons43092 жыл бұрын
  • It's not that this was a bad monologue... It's just that they played it like it was weekend update on SNL rather than a more ceremonious occasion.

    @maximumoccupancy@maximumoccupancy5 жыл бұрын
    • True

      @octo.lina69@octo.lina695 жыл бұрын
    • John Laodicean No, the jokes were funny, but they certainly hit all of the wrong notes for this crowd and event.

      @maximumoccupancy@maximumoccupancy5 жыл бұрын
    • John Laodicean Would you tell the funniest joke you know at a funeral? Probably not. The joke is still funny, it just might not be the proper place for others to be hearing the joke.

      @maximumoccupancy@maximumoccupancy5 жыл бұрын
    • At this point I think snl is more prestigious than the fucking lame ass emmys

      @MyOldNameWasTaken@MyOldNameWasTaken5 жыл бұрын
    • The Fidget Spinner Movie You're kidding, right? Americans are tired of hearing about politics. Especially when it's coming from Hollywood shills who are awarding other Hollywood shills.

      @drunkdrywaller5441@drunkdrywaller54415 жыл бұрын
  • Guys, guys--can we put aside our political differences for once and agree this is one of the worst monologues ever? :/

    @outdoorcats@outdoorcats5 жыл бұрын
    • No

      @maximumoccupancy@maximumoccupancy5 жыл бұрын
    • Trump's are worse.

      @maximumoccupancy@maximumoccupancy5 жыл бұрын
    • Ive read all of your replies in these comments, youre either purposefully being as unfunny as possible or you have a disorder. holy fuck

      @Gamewolf66@Gamewolf665 жыл бұрын
    • Hunter Pope Bernie Sanders is a woman who lies under oath? Also, Trump has lied far more times and enjoys bragging about harassing women.

      @maximumoccupancy@maximumoccupancy5 жыл бұрын
    • The Supreme You jealous?

      @maximumoccupancy@maximumoccupancy5 жыл бұрын
  • I would die for those two. This was so good.

    @lindseysquire8417@lindseysquire84173 жыл бұрын
  • I know y’all saw Chrissy at 4:59 😂

    @mayanotmya_5818@mayanotmya_58185 жыл бұрын
  • Time to end ALL award ceremonies..

    @coolsdon@coolsdon5 жыл бұрын
  • RIP Hollywood. I've have, and will continue to enjoy your slow, painful downfall.

    @Karapar@Karapar5 жыл бұрын
    • Almost sad seeing these sycophants eat eachother.

      @jonnymmac@jonnymmac5 жыл бұрын
  • Loved their monologue, was laughing throughout it.

    @natanyageorge1461@natanyageorge14613 жыл бұрын
  • These two guys are so much fun together, I absolutely love them.

    @catherinequihuiz9691@catherinequihuiz9691 Жыл бұрын
  • Those diversity jokes were about as exciting as my mom's 2002 Honda Oddessey.

    @andrewl.9736@andrewl.97365 жыл бұрын
    • Terrible

      @rn6710@rn67105 жыл бұрын
    • This one cut deep because I drive a 2002 Honda Oddessey

      @LowlightTonight@LowlightTonight5 жыл бұрын
    • its ok cause i have a 2000 honda oddessey

      @MatthewDzubak@MatthewDzubak5 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂

      @oliviamarie9882@oliviamarie98825 жыл бұрын
    • Whereas your joke is the Rolls Royce of jokes.

      @bfg3890@bfg38903 жыл бұрын
  • who tf are these guys

    @T2a585@T2a5855 жыл бұрын
    • SNL hosts

      @VMohdude-@VMohdude-5 жыл бұрын
    • Unfunny men

      @rn6710@rn67105 жыл бұрын
    • "Comedians"

      @SugarBunsHuns@SugarBunsHuns5 жыл бұрын
    • hollywood puppets

      @KiwiHavok777@KiwiHavok7775 жыл бұрын
    • +Tom l I'v𝗲 spent *3 d𝛂ys, 9 hоurs and 47 m1nut𝐞s* оn YOuTube s𝒊nc𝗲 28.6.2018! Ch𝗲ck your stаts: fkpo.viewr.stream

      @ImprovSpeech@ImprovSpeech5 жыл бұрын
  • Very accurate about Filipino nurses 😂😆🤣

    @kuyaw27@kuyaw274 жыл бұрын
  • They were funny and can do more damage they held back a lot anyone seen their weekend update segment on snl knows this.

    @kanikagaral7637@kanikagaral76373 жыл бұрын
  • ....... how is it trending at #3??? It literally has less than a million views.

    @nyhuynh2368@nyhuynh23685 жыл бұрын
  • that was painful to watch.

    @chedrickg@chedrickg5 жыл бұрын
    • Chedrick Griffin, The Jesus/white republican joke was just offensive and unnecessary

      @jmg9171@jmg91715 жыл бұрын
    • I agree!!!!

      @barbarapaton4005@barbarapaton40055 жыл бұрын
    • REAL NEWS thank you. That joke wasn’t funny.

      @CraftedKingdom@CraftedKingdom5 жыл бұрын
    • REAL NEWS are you a Christian republican?

      @leecrumpler77@leecrumpler775 жыл бұрын
  • Michael and Colin are so talented it pains me to watch this...

    @melaton1n933@melaton1n9334 жыл бұрын
  • I love the opening-- subtle, sophisticated, funny!

    @freedom584@freedom5843 жыл бұрын
  • I'm not even White and I know this isn't right

    @MessiahGray@MessiahGray5 жыл бұрын
    • Messiah Gray exactly

      @gc4104@gc41045 жыл бұрын
    • Thanks man need more like u

      @loharconfehva1757@loharconfehva17575 жыл бұрын
    • Yep. I knew this was coming. The typical "why isn't show like The Jeffersons or Good Times or Family Matters?"

      @y2m226@y2m2265 жыл бұрын
    • Anyone else noticing these autistic cunts saying how much time they’ve been on KZhead ?

      @koilzimbabwe@koilzimbabwe5 жыл бұрын
    • +Messiah Gray I'vе spent *8 dаys, 13 hOurs аnd 48 m𝗶nut𝐞s* ᴏn YouTub𝗲 s𝔦nce 25.5.2018! Check yоur stats: erbvwnw.viewr.stream

      @oscarcaballero1168@oscarcaballero11685 жыл бұрын
  • Bet. There were twice as many dislikes but youtube removed them all. Also, this is only trending because of how political it is

    @stevenkhosh4301@stevenkhosh43015 жыл бұрын
  • Where is netflix getting all the money was a valid question.

    @eleftheriak.8889@eleftheriak.88893 жыл бұрын
  • These guys are great together. I love how Colin cracks up at every one of Che's black jokes.

    @BeazleyStudios@BeazleyStudios2 жыл бұрын
  • The only reason this is trending is because people want to see how bad it is

    @happy_ch3mical835@happy_ch3mical8355 жыл бұрын
    • +the so the video has many views and they can monetize on it.... fuckin idiots....

      @BlackOpsPeppe@BlackOpsPeppe5 жыл бұрын
    • Only reason I watched it

      @wynnpalmer8585@wynnpalmer85855 жыл бұрын
    • NOTHING BURGER - Honestly we should be thanking the Emmy's for a red pill of this magnitude.

      @nw932@nw9325 жыл бұрын
    • The Weird KZheadr NAH ITS BECAUSE INCEST PEDOPHILE GLOBALIST BET LIBERAL SCUFFING AT THE MOUTH TYRAANT TUBE WANTS U TO WATCH IT AN BE PROGRAMMED BY THERE FUCKIN DISGUSTING BULLSHIT .

      @kingyeayea397@kingyeayea3975 жыл бұрын
    • The Weird KZheadr That's why.

      @kingyeayea397@kingyeayea3975 жыл бұрын
  • These award shows get worse each time. Boring

    @guillerbrady9261@guillerbrady92615 жыл бұрын
    • The good ol days when you can make offensive jokes without people taking it seriously. Now everything is targeted at whites. My nigga white people made television what it is now! Just because your black doesnt mean you have to win! Dafuq its a competition, not a diversity

      @wisco9er536@wisco9er5365 жыл бұрын
    • Bitch you're boring tf

      @user-lr3ez1qm9z@user-lr3ez1qm9z5 жыл бұрын
    • @@wisco9er536... Nothing is targeted towards whites lmao and you're white you cant say the n word so just stop

      @user-lr3ez1qm9z@user-lr3ez1qm9z5 жыл бұрын
    • @@user-lr3ez1qm9z Nigga make us stop

      @emperorender8201@emperorender82015 жыл бұрын
    • Emperor Ender Did you just say nigga to prove a point...

      @honeypot6719@honeypot67194 жыл бұрын
  • Colin's looking really handsome

    @maithreyim3911@maithreyim39114 жыл бұрын
  • That Atlanta joke had me rolling 😂😂

    @lorijohnson8425@lorijohnson84253 жыл бұрын
  • #Walkaway

    @someonenew3547@someonenew35475 жыл бұрын
  • They were so good. I loved it. Their chemistry always shines through

    @mahnoors6246@mahnoors62465 жыл бұрын
  • I can't believe I didn't even know that they were doing the Emmys

    @Milk-hm3ug@Milk-hm3ug5 жыл бұрын
  • 11k likes, 11k dislikes. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

    @thekub32@thekub324 жыл бұрын
    • I noticed that too lol. Wtf. Never seen that before

      @doubler713@doubler7134 жыл бұрын
    • And you got 11 likes

      @ruffnersedurifa7226@ruffnersedurifa72264 жыл бұрын
    • Thanos.

      @duckhouser@duckhouser4 жыл бұрын
    • 3 months later and it still is.......#hmmmm

      @tekmepikcha6830@tekmepikcha68304 жыл бұрын
    • Thanos, is that you!?

      @patriciachal9872@patriciachal98723 жыл бұрын
  • How the hell is this funny?

    @joshuacalebbevington@joshuacalebbevington5 жыл бұрын
    • It's not.

      @willsmithsknee2245@willsmithsknee22455 жыл бұрын
    • Idk

      @vanessahumphrey4022@vanessahumphrey40225 жыл бұрын
    • Incessant jabs towards issues that will be dated in the blink of an eye-- to these gits, that's comedy.

      @WAEVOICE@WAEVOICE5 жыл бұрын
    • Holy fuck almost 200 likes sorry it was thAt painful damn

      @joshuacalebbevington@joshuacalebbevington5 жыл бұрын
    • There were only like 3 or 4 good jokes and I like weekend update. I guess if you’re really into snl, you’d like it

      @yes-qi8wd@yes-qi8wd5 жыл бұрын
  • Remember those good old days when talent mattered more than skin colour and fulfilling race quotas?

    @thebatman4279@thebatman42795 жыл бұрын
    • Harvey Weinstein Ejaculated On Me Yep, now it’s all about race and politics...fucking sucks.

      @kyrieirving2436@kyrieirving24365 жыл бұрын
    • Well, when Weinstein ejaculated on you, that was all the talent you needed, right?

      @DrWh1teCat@DrWh1teCat5 жыл бұрын
    • Harvey Weinstein Ejaculated On Me ooof

      @washington_pc3306@washington_pc33065 жыл бұрын
    • No I don’t, when are we talking about again?

      @johnpangarakis396@johnpangarakis3965 жыл бұрын
    • It has never been that way, race had played an issue for centuries. Matters where your from, what race you are, how attractive someone is, where your dialect is from. It has NEVER been about just talent alone.

      @Figs3@Figs35 жыл бұрын
  • White people, it’s okay to feel bad about being white for a second. We need to be reminded of the reality every once in a while. Don’t run from it or defend, you just come across as ignorant and oversensitive. Love this duo!

    @trevordaniels3444@trevordaniels34445 жыл бұрын
    • Weak.

      @davidhutchinson7888@davidhutchinson78883 жыл бұрын
    • @@davidhutchinson7888 Huh. That hit a nerve there, buddy?

      @ejslax@ejslax2 жыл бұрын
    • @@ejslax do I seem really upset? I just said weak. Feeling bad about something that can't be changed about yourself is useless. I've never treated anyone bad based on race, therefore I don't feel bad about myself. Come back with something stronger buddy.

      @davidhutchinson7888@davidhutchinson78882 жыл бұрын
    • Why would you feel bad about your race

      @Alex-yo1zg@Alex-yo1zg2 жыл бұрын
    • What if I don't feel bad about being white?

      @Courtesyflush52@Courtesyflush522 жыл бұрын
  • The like to dislike ratio is as divided as our country. Update: Nevermind

    @philcollins4092@philcollins40925 жыл бұрын
  • Lets me save u guys the time. *Some lame predictable jokes about diversity and high ratings of netflix.* Thats all. You're welcome.

    @tetrulz@tetrulz5 жыл бұрын
    • tetrulz jam i know always about race and ratings

      @m.h.1593@m.h.15935 жыл бұрын
    • Thank you

      @irishmanreviews4u@irishmanreviews4u5 жыл бұрын
    • they need to bring ricky gervais back

      @mohamadmousavi@mohamadmousavi5 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao

      @mias7411@mias74115 жыл бұрын
    • Dear God, Why do I feel like punching Colin Jost in his smug face? This guy is off putting. Why

      @Jim.Jim.32@Jim.Jim.325 жыл бұрын
  • what happened to entertainment value?? im tired of politics being shoved into everything

    @Deviant69@Deviant695 жыл бұрын
    • ilovefood Blame 45. If he stops calling NFL players SOBs and learn that African countries aren’t shitholes we wouldn’t have to interrupt entertainment to be outspoken against that bum.

      @garricklanson4526@garricklanson45265 жыл бұрын
    • What does Trump calling dudes who kneel during the anthem and calling African countries shipped have to do with the emmys. Oh, that's right. They have nothing to do with each other. Also, if Trump is wrong about African countries being shitholes, go live in the Congo, Somalia, or Libya. I hear they're great this time of year.

      @braedenl1503@braedenl15035 жыл бұрын
    • @@braedenl1503 trump used the first amedment to paint a bad name for our country and these people are using their same rights to speak out about it

      @xniaxm2967@xniaxm29675 жыл бұрын
    • Perighesade Ednockelwal Didn’t realize Trump criticizing people for doing something he doesn’t agree with paints a bad name for the country. Btw, how does this monologue “speak out” about how bad Trump is? They only talked about race, how “diversity is our strength” how republicans are bad, and Nazis. How does that make any difference?

      @braedenl1503@braedenl15035 жыл бұрын
    • It's entertainment for liberals. That's the issue.

      @Fingolfin3423@Fingolfin34235 жыл бұрын
  • I just realized a Gilmore Girls reference would have been so easy there

    @mar2873@mar28733 жыл бұрын
    • Yasss came here just for this comment🙈🙌

      @prachipandey2489@prachipandey24893 жыл бұрын
  • 15 miles outside of Atlanta got me 😂

    @wadha2314@wadha23143 жыл бұрын
  • I tried to laugh but I threw up instead

    @LongRon6969@LongRon69695 жыл бұрын
    • Don't be a snowflake, It's OK to vomit

      @earumamaadu@earumamaadu5 жыл бұрын
    • +Freedom Child I'v𝐞 spеnt *7 d𝖺ys, 17 hours and 13 m𝒊nutes* on YouTub𝐞 s𝔦nc𝗲 12.4.2018! Ch𝗲ck y𝞸ur st𝖺ts: fiknhg.viewr.stream

      @oscarcaballero1168@oscarcaballero11685 жыл бұрын
    • 💯💯💯 *WAN1T ME? LO5OK, I MASTB*ATE NAK4ED,снеск6 снann9el* ⚡️⚡️

      @shrelndi6924@shrelndi69245 жыл бұрын
    • What even is this comment section?

      @Mx.Pickle@Mx.Pickle5 жыл бұрын
    • Cynthia Green I know right😂 where are these even coming from?

      @LongRon6969@LongRon69695 жыл бұрын
  • Wow. That was truly awkward.

    @globalklaus@globalklaus5 жыл бұрын
    • Like when your girlfriend asks "Daddy, can you pass the salt" and you and her Dad reach for it at the same time.

      @PresidentJamesDean@PresidentJamesDean5 жыл бұрын
    • It sucked

      @rn6710@rn67105 жыл бұрын
    • Globalklaus It always is, people just trying to enjoy a award show and out of fucking nowhere politics and race comes out...

      @kyrieirving2436@kyrieirving24365 жыл бұрын
    • @@kyrieirving2436 who the fuck actually enjoys an award show? The people in the audience basically have to be there because Hollywood. If you watch award shows on tv for enjoyment AND also don't like the comedy, I feel supremely sorry for you and your sense of entertainment.

      @robearberbils@robearberbils3 жыл бұрын
  • Why was Chrissy Teigan ducking in her seat like that? 😂

    @RobeDuarte@RobeDuarte3 жыл бұрын
  • I love these 2 together!

    @kaylablanton8519@kaylablanton85193 жыл бұрын
    • Weekend Update on SNL is usually the best part of the show

      @JusNoBS420@JusNoBS4203 жыл бұрын
    • @@JusNoBS420 Yes agreed! I don't always remember to watch the entire show live when it aires but I always watch Weekend Update on youtube.

      @kaylablanton8519@kaylablanton85193 жыл бұрын
    • Hey do you know the name of the actress in 2: 02?

      @boredman23@boredman232 жыл бұрын
  • Notice everything is about race. When did we become so divided ? Was I asleep for a day ?

    @jeffvonrotz1176@jeffvonrotz11765 жыл бұрын
    • Jeff Vonrotz how is it divided just live y’all lives and laugh at the jokes y’all take everything so seriously bruh y’all not the ones in fucked up situations

      @lospollosfinger8079@lospollosfinger80795 жыл бұрын
    • When racial inequality is a living reality suffered by many on a daily basis then ya it becomes a part of jokes, of everything. They didn't invent race, they are poking fun at racism

      @pariosd3@pariosd35 жыл бұрын
    • Is not a state of the union. Its comedy. certainly not a drama

      @jdelgado837@jdelgado8375 жыл бұрын
    • @@jdelgado837 comedians live in the real world too, not just politicians, all our kids are affected by racism, good on them for using whatever platform they have to speak to the larger public

      @pariosd3@pariosd35 жыл бұрын
    • @@pariosd3 dude what are you rambling about? Im replying to the melodramatic comment.

      @jdelgado837@jdelgado8375 жыл бұрын
  • You guys are making me feel bad because I'm white

    @rain8222@rain82225 жыл бұрын
    • No need to feel bad. #WalkAway

      @sassygil6675@sassygil66755 жыл бұрын
    • They call Me RAIN white people are dope

      @milofuentes1234@milofuentes12345 жыл бұрын
    • Poor baby

      @fetus_yoda@fetus_yoda5 жыл бұрын
    • You should only feel bad if you're a bad person. Feeling bad because of your skin colour is fucking pathetic.

      @thebatman4279@thebatman42795 жыл бұрын
    • You should lol.

      @user-lr3ez1qm9z@user-lr3ez1qm9z5 жыл бұрын
  • Academy done justice with these guys.

    @Abhi-cb7eh@Abhi-cb7eh5 жыл бұрын
  • They totally killed it omg

    @nothingtoseehere7554@nothingtoseehere75543 жыл бұрын
  • 4:58 is the best part of this whole opening monologue

    @berkayaydin1212@berkayaydin12125 жыл бұрын
  • *The Video should be titled: ‘Mass Circle Jerk.’*

    @frankcastleisdead7473@frankcastleisdead74735 жыл бұрын
    • Ultimate musical, The real question is, who’s gonna clean all that cum up?....

      @frankcastleisdead7473@frankcastleisdead74735 жыл бұрын
  • Needed this

    @sr.supreme5808@sr.supreme58084 жыл бұрын
  • I totally agree. Especially the part where they said about the 15 seasons of ER and there is no even 1 Filipino character. That’s crazy. Why? 😂 I am working in the Hospital here in the US and our hospital majority of healthcare workers are Filipino. 70% are Filipinos. Why not on TV? 🤨🤔

    @yummybear8186@yummybear8186 Жыл бұрын
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