BP Made £4bn Profit This Year, All Whilst This Happened | The Russell Howard Hour
2023 ж. 27 Шіл.
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Following the news BP have a made a record £4bn profit, we take a look back at the action that led to that...
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It's always weird watching these videos over and over again whilst having to remind myself this is old news.
Full agree, I dont understand why he just keep releasing the same comedy AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. He has plenty of new content to go through surely. It just annoying to see the same clips in every single video.
@@carlread428 lmao not even what chilli meant.
3:51 interviewing Prince Andrew sounds like a job for Peter File
How? She was 17 - legal age in UK is 16 - all above board and legal - in that regards anyway. Plus you do know that he had no idea what was going on in the background and just thought she was some groupie wanting a bit of fun to brag she F'd him.
Lester LeMolester
Love these compilations but can you put some kind of a time-stamp to show when these clips were first aired, please?
Nope, they'll never do that, Shirley - it's not how running a YT account works. They don't _want_ you to know if you've seen it before - they just want you to click play! A digital agency's sole raison d'etre is clicks, views, comments, and likes for their client = more exposure = front page of YT = more ad revenue. Also drives people to new show on Sky. Which in turn gives RH's agent better bargaining power over RH's future fees. This channel isn't operated for our convenience!
Why?
@@noeraldinkabambecause he uploads them months or years after it happens
@@CertifiedAussiemoron2983iw What do the timestamps acomplish?
😂😂 this is about the 4th time I've seen this video, but it always makes me laugh. You're the best Russell 😅
Me too...well...maybe the second time I've seen this. I wish they would put a time-stamp on the clips, though.
It's called gaslighting. Crank the prices up to stupid levels then 'reduce' them so people feel like they're doing us a favour.
Gaslighting is a myth
It's psychologically manipulative, but it's not technically gaslighting - where the victim questions their _perception of reality_ literally believing themselves to be going mad - leading to psychological dependence on their perpetrator. A good political eg is the Stasi - as late as the 1970s - employing state-sanctioned psychological harassment techniques designed to paralyse political dissidents - they even had a name for it - *_Zersetzung._* (good Wiki page if you're into research) I think what you've described is straightforward deception. Either way, it stinks. 😒 [Source: I'm a Clin. Psych. specialising in Abnormal Psychology]
@@passiv_5602People who say this are gaslighters
The bike/horse guy is great
This is like the 5th time you've uploaded this one
I thought I'd seen this one before
They all get reposted but they'll just change the title of the video.
What a scam to get views on the same video
Well to be fair it won't be Russell himself...
@@vierwhey lol it’s not that deep, calm down Karen
I love how this man isn't even the PM anymore and we're still making fun of him.. And rightly so.
This clip aired a few years ago
8:50 song remains in my head to this day 😂
Right now we're at a weird point where everything is slowly starting to go down but still stupidly expensive that you feel like its going to be the norm. Either way we are still screwed for another 5/10 years if we're lucky
Yep because the British people do nothing about it just take the shit
@@Gary-bz1rfgoing green has barely anything to do with this...
@@dougalbadger491850% of the cost isn't hardly anything, and electric is so expensive cause of European Nat Gas prices (cause Nat Gas is needed as a backup to both solar and wind, there's Nat Gas peaker plants) prices which were more than 10x more expensive than what's seen in the US and most other places (China went crazy too). That's cause the Europeans, and especially the British destroyed all their storage cause of the green push, which has understandably had a knock on affect for prices. Europe which has more nat gas than the US and used to produce more nat gas than any other continent. So yeah it's very reasonable to blame these prices on green policies, since countries that didn't go the green route (to our extreme) had prices 1/10th of ours!!
It's not going down. Inflation is still high, but falling: That means things are getting more expensive still, just not as quickly. A little bit of inflation is needed for a modern economy to function, but only a little - around one or two percent. We're closer to ten right now.
@@vylbird8014 and a system based on continuous always seemed like a great idea to me....
Tesco's overall operating costs went down by 30% well over a month ago now, where's the price drop for customers?
Straight to its distribution employees, we've just got a 7.5% payrise 😊👍
@@lukeharrop4620 inflation is 10%, you took a 2.5% pay cut, join a union.
@@lukeharrop4620 Did you really? That's great news! Still not as much as the employees deserve but hey, it's something.
@@lukeharrop4620And the executives? How much of that pie did they scoff down?
@@berniethekiwidragon4382 probably a lot, they don't disclose that with us
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Gosh Russell, you are so incredible. Whenever I’m down all I have to do is watch one of your videos and I’m instantly uplifted and laughing my head off. Thank you for always cheering me up. No therapist needed.😂😂❤😂
But they are all repeats ??
It's a classic bot posting an auto response, notice nothing about the actual video, same as anywhere else on youtube
@@DKTeddyBear Imagine thinking everything is fake though lmao. Haven't you got a flat earth channel to go watch?
UN: Boris Johnson, how do you plan to stop climate change? Boris: This reminds me of that time Kermit the frog....
9:44 not all heroes wear a cape
I've seen that pertrol station wankers bit before when it first came out but by god did it just make my no deasil-ed lucazade go down the wrong hole lmaooo
Straight out of *Inbetweeners*
Very funny Russell.
Don’t bring Kermit the frog 🐸 into this Boris lol 😂
I don’t know when the last time I clicked a “new” video of his that had new content.
Jam sponge comes from the old white police cars with the orange/red stripe. We called them jam butties in Manchester
Because it is so funny.😂
Russell Howards trigger man, Boris only has to open his gob and Russ goes into one!! LoL
He was the P.M at the time wasn't he? You're strange..
@@alfsmith4936 they didn't say he wasn't, just pointing out Russel always gets passionate when talking about bojo. You're strange..
@@alfsmith4936 Don't ger me wrong, I really like and respect Russell, and yeah, I am a bit strange!! LoL
@@lolaaaaaaaaaaaa As you get older and maybe watch more political satire, you will learn that the current P.M is usually a popular subject. I see Trump fans saying Trump 'triggers' people too but so does every other politician and celebrity, who does easy things to laugh at. Maybe I am strange too but I've got Asbergers and you're just a bit daft.
@@alfsmith4936 get over yourself mate haha
Two years later! 😂😂😂
You poms are fking hilarious. Greeting from the colony downunder
Is the Russell Howard Hour gone? It's been so long since the last series.
He's on tour
@@Mortthemoose I know that. That's not what I asked.
@@Mortthemoose Thank you - I wasn't aware of that. I see he's also of to USA - that could be a hard market to perform in. Rgds NZ
@@joanne4758he's already performed over there and has a fanbase
@@joanne4758 Yep not so many Guardianistas over there
A "jam sponger" is one who rides a car that looks like a jam sponge, e.g a police car.
BP should be nationalized.
According to shareholders, this makes it more than worthwhile burning the planet for. Go figure.
Interviewing Prince Andrew would be Pete O'Phile and Ray Pist.
Bless that van driver
The fuel shortage was because of Covid but not how you might think. During lockdown people used cars far less than they would normally. Petrol and Diesel have a shelf life nowadays. The fuel not sold during lockdown was in danger of "going off" so they hyped up the fuel shortage crisis, everyone panicked and all the nearly out of date fuel got sold.
Like they do with many other items . Just just need to make fake announcements of shortage and everyone is running to buy . Massive speculation= deceit.
@@paulatavares5220 don't forget ''black friday'' bs - the crap no one wanted all year round, they can't sell - jack up price and give give 70% plus off - still making the price same as before - but yet morons go out spending crap loads on rubbish they don't want or need, that ends up in storage and never opened. or thrown in the bin few weeks later. PEOPLE ARE COMPLETE F'ing MORONS.
Yep - and as a HGV driver all through this(last 8 years) the only jobs that can't get drivers - are jobs from companies that should be arrested and closed down - as had plenty wanting driver's to break the law, drive unsafe vehicles as they don't want to spend the money - had more than a few like that with agencies - that is why it is the same companies advertising all the time for HGV drivers, and 9 times out of 10 all the driving staff there are agency and been there less than a year. The HGV transportation industry needs serious over hall to protect the drivers - as must issue the driver can get up to £5,000 fine or up to 2 years in jail, vs the management well if you don't do it you are sacked (had that more than a few times) Hence why I am now looking at going back to accounts and office work. Love HGV driving - meet some real good people in that industry - it just isn't worth it.
I can reproduce this video word for word, because Ive seen it 1 million times!
Jam sponge, he meant jam sandwich which is what some call police cars, white with a stripe down the middle
Lol
4:37 sends me every time
I was thinking it must be a rerun with the petrol crisis
cake and circus, remeber cake and circus!
Wait a minute? A petrol crisis? With profits like that? What crisis??
russell for prime minister
Obviously the person you send to interview Prince Andrew is Pat McGroin
They ARE heinous.
At no time ever have I ever wanted to be, see or meet anyone famous for any reason. I thought Bruce Lee was the Greatest when I was a kid, (still do) realized I had nothing to add or say to that man as a kid. I have over 15,000 DVDs, love movies. (Other than Janeane Garofalo), never had any desire to meet any famous people. I think I would donate a toe to sit at the dinner table with Russell and his family (mother, dad & brother) if they promised to stay, drink and tell stories till they were too drunk to go on. As long as I am dreaming, invite Stephen Frye and Ricky Gervais since Christopher Hitchens (THE man who set me free) is no longer available. You da man Russell
Pretty much same here - enjoy movies and music - but not interested in the whole celebrity scene - but there are many people I would like to meet -Stephen Frye and Ricky Gervais, being among them - but my list tends to more be physicist, scientist. I value knowledge, and so people like Prof B. Greene, Mr R Dawkins, Ms M Thaller, Ms A Mainzer, Prof. M Kaku, Prof N D Tyson, Prof B Coz, Mr R Atkinson but to name a few - there are some Like Mr E Simmons(DMX-Def Jam), Rihanna, Ms Tanya Stevens, Elephant Man, Mr K Reeves, Creators of South Park Matt and Trey, and admittedly celebrity crush Ms Dua Lipa, again but to name a few - but in all cases my interest is in them as a person not their celebrity status.
3:11 this would've been so much funnier if they said this from a bus
It's getting harder and harder to justify letting billionaires live
And it was BP that came up with carbon footprint. And made a trillion pond industry over carbon offsetting. Claiming it's not them that are destroying the world but us !!! for using there products.But if we pay more we can sort it out .And as for the driver problem, drivers have to have a medical and the government has internationally delayed the process .
Isn’t that the point of a company to make money it isn’t a charity
Maybe if you used your brain, you’d understand why there’s backlash. They’re making record levels of profits in times when people are being pushed into poverty, all because the tories are allowing them to charge insane energy prices on this country’s people. How are you lot not seeing this?
Boris is so funny 😂 he has to be brothers with trump
so from we will have everything we ever wanted to dont panic
I wonder how many of those people were driving fuel efficient cars…
Boris Johnson really was just the chief yapper
Just wanted to point out that immigration wasn't the biggest issue when it came to Brexit. It was the fact that we didn't have full control of who came in rather than accept people based on EU laws.
10:19 to 10:26 True.
Jam sponge is an old nickname for cop cars
...or Jam Sandwich :)
Jam sandwich in my youth.
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The conservative government & diesel, petrol fuel & meat-loving British public will do something about climate change, provided that is, they don't personally have to change anything to do something about climate change. Let the other lot sort it out. Though to be fair, industrialised societies are good at waiting for environmental crises and then thinking about what to do about it. Those methane-emitting cows aren't going to eat themselves!
The battle pasth
time to write something new russel. We've seen this shit too many times now.
Glad I got an EV and am not a slave to these oil companies anymore. It will only get worse. Better get an EV pretty soon.
And what runs the power stations that provide power for ur eV! Have u looked at what cobalt mining is doing to the areas where the mines r? I wldnt want an ev unless run with solar power but I suppose still needs battery. Nope a methane vehicle as they r doing in France and we did in ww2. Methane from dairy cattle is being converted into fuel in farms and sold at pumps. G8 idea. Science moaning about amount of cattle ruining ozone so convert the chemical that is doing it and use it!!
The funny is the South Wales man !😂😂 .1 You have to say it in a South Wales accent cause you don't understand the joke biyo 😂
😂 funny
First lol love your videos
Perhaps someone should just stop oil.
tbf, Kermit didn't even elevate Miss Piggy to the House of Lords, such a rude lover.
This is a very old video! Don't re-upload it everytime
His name is kermit the frog not David Cameron
It sound like the UK need hockey to get rid of some of that aggression. Punch it out on the ice then go for a beer.
We have hockey. Its not played on ice like ice hockey though. Its plaid in muddy fields. And you aren't allowed to make contact. There's rugby though. That allows contact in the scrum. Kinda similar to American rugby, but less stops between play and you don't get much in the way of padding (so don't get as many brain injuries ruining young peoples lives).
Looking at this I though Boris Johnson was back to being the prime minister "somehow" and I missed it. No he left back in September 2022 It's still Rishi Sunak
Profits??? Profit? No no pillage is a better word
Absolutely
In 2020 they lost 20 billion, and 4 billion is down from 7 billion, so I guess with numbers like that they're more a charity than a business
@@nicosmind3they aren't a church Though they haven't really paid tax either for a very very very long time
@@user-xl2ir1nv9tover 4 billion paid in 2019, 9 billion paid in '21 and 1 billion paid in '22, and that's all from Yahoo finance. If they went further back than 2019 I could quote those numbers, but I'm too lazy to look any further. But at least I looked and didn't guess what was happening..
5:02 it was easy, i will say.
glad i gave up the car
But don’t they use the profits to dig new wells?
The human species is both very sad and very funny.
Peace for Ikea
I had forgotten that he called Muslim Women Letter boxes, wow Boris just wow
You are fine with a theocracy requiring females to be wrapped in bin-liners in public?
Let’s not talk about the 23 BILLION during covid creating “the COST of LIVING crisis”
Wtf this was posted 4 days ???
Is Russell still alive 🤔
I'm in Australia, so I don't get direct access to Russell's content. I have always enjoyed Russell and his style of comedy, but the repetitive outdated content is frustrating to the point I'm thinking of unsubscribing. Either set up a second channel or mark this content title with the prefix highlights.
In some ways, I miss Boris with the Pepper Pig and Sesame Street gaffes, out of five Tory Prime Ministers he has been the best of a bad bunch. In spite of that I hope they win 0 seats next GE, not that it'll happen but there you go
that isn true that brexit caused it. it was actually by us being in the eu in the logistics industry because of how many were coming from europe the pay and working conditions got massivelyworse because there was a huge people in europe they couldreplace british workers with for far less money. greedy logistics companies andthe government caused that mess
I don't think being in the EU would help with the driver shortage problem considering the same thing happened in France and Germany. The problem is we "took back control" and handed that control to an incompetent government. We can have good immigration policy without the EU, just the tories are possibly the worst people for the job.
Almost there - they weren't an '' incompetent government.'' They never wanted it to work, so they could force UK back into the eu. Everything possible was done to create delays and disturbance. So that they could turn and go ''See we need to be in the eu'' - a lot of back handed deals were going on, plus many of those in charge over Brexit - guess where they and their families have huge amounts of shares - and stood too loose small fortunes if we left.
What exactly supposedly happened in Germany and France?
@@severalgotthatname6356 HGV driver shortage similar to the UK. Numbers vary but at the time it was big news it was about 350k short across Europe. How much worse the UK was for it I can't find a concrete answer for I'm afraid
@@michaelm8529just that barely anyone in Germany or France realised…
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EAT THE GREEDY!
Well, his name isn't a slang term for penis without a reason..
Is Russell still around. Only old repeats anymore. 😢
VOTE BELOW IF RUSSEL SHOULD BE PRIME MINISTER 👇🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧👇🔥
Always reuploading.
4 billion but...
💝💖 IT
Boris seems to like pigs. Familiarity I suppose.
Blaming Brexit 😂😂😂 How many YEARS have the trucking industry had to hire more people? It doesn’t take long to qualify, my friend has just done it! Plus you totally overlooked Covid and the fact people in the DVLA and test centres was forced to have months of work! Which caused huge delays to have the license issued to new drivers. Remember the government originally did not want to go into lockdown. 😉
"Huge delays to have the license issued" implies it does take long to qualify.
Can anyone translate 1:11into American? I tried my best but halfway through it he lost me
I don't know, I think I'd be OK with nicknaming BoJo "Borey ass". Hey, that was *his* idea, don't get mad at me.
Damn straight re immigrants ! 😐
This is starting to get annoying how many times you re up load videos with a different title
This happened in the USA in 1970s there was no fuel because our government failed at regulation. So they developed a law that required the US stockpile oil and sell it back into the market if our oil companies didn't produce enough oil that year or if they caused the prices to go higher. It's been working ever since!
Plopper
Like BS keep up bro. Love ya but naaa to much behind Labour n false news 🤯
Repost ☝😮🤛
I have zero sympathy for the people of the UK that have voted Tory for the last 12 years.
Keep laughing about it, because it's funny….yeah?
1. Their net profit in 2020 was minus 20 billion. In 2022 it was minus 2 billion. This is how the oil industry works. They lose a lot of money some years and make it back in other years. 2. They paid massive taxes on the profits. It's not as simple as "they made lots of money this year".