In today’s episode, Abbey and Pete discuss what to expect when you’re expecting. Abbey opens up on some of the issues they experienced when getting pregnant for the first time and offers advice to any listeners who find themselves in a similar situation.
Pete is also on hand to provide guidance to the partners who are trying to navigate their way through hormones, weird cravings and strange demands.
Sit yourself down, grab a prawn sandwich and enjoy this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch!
00:00 Ab’s new glasses
05:55 The ‘Apology’
12:20 Weekly Whine Club
17:45 Pregnancy journey
25:00 Pornstar Peter
30:05 Cheap meat cravings
35:55 Abbey doesn’t play by the rules
40:46 Home videos
43:30 Listener’s stories
49:18 Red raw hernias
53:37 W*nk Bank
55:25 Family sacrifices
57:55 - Thank you, everyone!
This has quickly become my favourite pod by a country mile, the chemistry between you guys is amazing no wonder you've been together so long. Keep these coming please they brighten my day no end
Agree!!! Between this and Shagged, Married and Annoyed, I can't get enough ❤😂
Pete fixing Abbey's rogue strand of hair was everything. What a keeper 🙌
These two have such amazing chemistry. The cutting scouser and the lovable "mockney" is a wonderful mix. Great that you're doing this together.
Nah Crouch is no Mockney, that's a bit of an insult given to home counties people in Essex or Kent mainly. It hints you're trying to be something your not, Crouchy is an Ealing boy and his accent is legit and not that strong.
@@the22project62 wasn't thinking about it that seriously but thanks for clarifying.
"It started with an apology,is this an apology" Peter Crouch stand up and take a bow,that was for every single married man out there👌👏👏👏 Brilliant show once again...so so real and funny.
I laughed so hard at that 😂
Hands down one of the best celebs ever...brilliant couple You can tell Abb really loves her man!!!
Ive not laughed so much, there is no podcast like this, so unique, keep em coming crouches
“Moving your family down to where I live” hahahaha fuckin love crouch man
Omg love your new podcast . Abbie you are just a normal Scouse girl who hasn’t forgotten where you’ve come from. Which is refreshing as a lot of people who make it big & move away forget where they come from! I think you are hilarious too. Gorgeous couple. So down to earth. Lovely lovely couple. Fab podcast xx lots of love from Lyn in Liverpool xx
Ahh god this is the absolute best podcast. Abby is quite literally one of the most genuinely funny girliest girls ever, absolutely loved her on strictly and she has more than proved she’s more than a pretty face and one trick pony. Well done on a boss podcast xxx
Could watch these two all day
Watched all 3, such great content. How unapologetically honest they are is hilarious. Mrs Clancy, you are incredibly beautiful!
21:30 The Green Mile😂😂😂 Crouch is a national treasure
Absolutely hilarious
I look forward to the therapy crouch each week thank you for doing this 👍🏻 your sooo real as a couple and it’s refreshing to see xxx you make my life brighter xxx
You two have the best relationship, and This is the best podcast I have seen for a very long time, long may it last!🙂👏👏
Crouchy is a legend
Absolutely fantastic. No more words needed!
Hey guys I’m loving this pod , but I have to say I’ve been married 30 years and we have 6 kids . Abby you really can’t parent worrying about what you think people think of you. Your doing a fantastic job and any problem is there’s , Pete’s right it’s there job to do there homework and , Pete Abby’s right don’t argue infront of the kids your undermining her and they will use it !!!!! P.s pregnancy is awful!! Xx
Big shout out to the bobbly lamp. Turns up every week. A steady 7/10 each time. Every champion pod needs one. L’ Equipe reporting interest from PSG.
"I went to London for a wank" is one of the best things anyone has ever said. I love you Pete
Absolutely love this podcast!
I love watching you two , you are both so funny and you can see there is so much love there ❤️
Love it guys, podcast is so real, love it ❤❤
love this will sit down with the miss and watch
I needed this right now.
Fast becoming my favourite pod keep the episodes coming I love it!!
Glad to have discovered you two this is a brilliant Pod cast your relationship is so real. Brilliant I have subscribed and I look forward to more.
These two are proper fun to listen to
Pure class you two have made my night 😂😂
Haha love crouchy, such a funny and entertaining guy. Could listen to his stories all day long.
Amazing! Love this content!
this is brilliant, keep going guys
Absolutely brilliant, these two are so funny.
Just love these two. ♥️
Can’t wait for the next episode. Love seeing abbys fashion too x
Love love these. Keep them coming. You 2 are just amazing together ❤️ sooo funny and ‘normal’ xx
Omg I love you guys! You make me smile and you’re both literally just being yourselves.
Amazing energy! I was watching some Crouch goals for Liverpool and i got here. Love it😆 💪🏼
Fantastic episode as normal. This podcast is so unique and wonderful. Well done to you both xx
Hands down the best podcast!
Such a great podcast!! You crack me up!! Great chemistry guys ♥️♥️🤍🤍
I have never laughed as hard at a TV screen 💕🤣.. Every time Pete crouches over to laugh I do the same.. He is so funny and abbey I love the way you just come out with it and he laughs it off .. I want to thank you both for brightening up my day..Every time I have watched your podcasts I have related and I have the same dynamics with my fella.. He is tall too and a big gentle giant and he drives me nuts but I love him too.. Please keep them coming.. By far the best podcast on KZhead 💕
Omg Abby thank you! i am currently pregnant with my first and I feel exaclly how you described, its so nice to hear im not the only one who feels this way
Another great pod
Great podcast, funny and honest. Keep going.
Just love this podcast ❤😂
Good these keep them coming
Great pod cast keep them coming guys 👍
Love this episode 🤍
This is brilliant Pete and Abbey I’m cracking up😂
Oh you 2 are great. You deserve your own show on tv x
This is amazing love it
Guys I am LOVINGGGGGG the podcast! binging as i work. I can sympathise with Abbey, I had HG when I was pregnant and it was 9 months of hell. My husband was super supportive and we already have a 2 year old but i also know he was like fuckkk thisss hahaha!!! With my first i had SPD and couldnt even walk so i was useless then too!
I love their balance of discipline (Ab) & freedom and flair (Crouchy) way of parenting. Thinking about it, it's like a good combination of a good football team.
Abbey seams like really hard work.
Class podcast
Loving the pod. You guys remind me off me and my partner. With our pregnancys i just went in to pilot mode after the 1st one hopr you guys keep these pods u ❤️
Brilliant pod cast can't we have it longer or more x
These are brilliant. Though I'm on the train going to work in London when I'm from and live in BLACKPOOL. We don't live on the Pleasure Beach. Though the experiences you've both had I can definitely relate to. Good to listen about it and it not being easy. Keep this going. Brilliant.
Love the podcasts
I have just came across this, what a lovely couple didn't realise how naturally beautiful Abbie is and so down to earth. Peter is so laidback and a great sense of humour. Great to watch.
I like this podcast A LOT. Like a lot a lot.
Brilliant.
A brilliant podcast a lovely couple
Love this podcast. Our third baby was born very quickly on the en suite floor, obviously no pain relief and she quite a chunk. My husband delivered her, as in he caught her as she came out, I managed the contractions and the excruciating pain and he got all the applause for being so amazing!
You two are so funny and yet lovable, you talking bout real problems
So much of this rings so true, from Pete getting an apology 😂 to the crazy journey my wife had with endometriosis.
Great podcast. Had great business career, no kids. Now work with non-verbal disabled kids. My skills learnt with career, now making important differences with the kids I work with. Lovely comments from you both. x
feel good vibes
Just been listening to all you pods while driving and working in Scotland, I had the wife me who introduced me to it. Absolutely fab.. however I’m still waiting to hear Ab’s apology which started this cast never came to fruition. Hold her to it Pete and get it out of her. Keep up the good work 👍
The only thing that the KZhead algorithm has got right and recommended this channel to me. Love these vids. Crouchy is one funny dude. He needs to do golfing vids. That I will watch!!
Great podcast 😂
You 2 need a TV show !!
Absolutely love you two.. sooooo funny 😁 😂
Goblin pies hahaha you know you're working class when you know what they are! memories
My new fave podcast!! Also Abbey, the Celine glasses.. I need!! If you know the model or have a link please that would be superb x
Abb's apology is at 59:37 FYI
Loved it when u played for stoke
Omg I'm obsessed with both of you
What a lovely couple
Labs are crazy. Ive got one. Shes the same. You two are great
This is so funny , I’m on Pete’s side , there’s no point doing the kids homework for them . Well done Pete . But well done Abbey brilliant show
Some apology that at the start Abbey 🤣
Love this and can’t wait for the next whine club 😂
Lovely couple xx
Peters stuck between a rock and a hard place because he has to just put up with absolutely anything Abbey throws at him simply because he’s not gonna get better 🤣🤣 but crouch is the man
YeaY first one here. Loving this guys
Can you take the sticker of your glasses when you are pretending to be intellectual... 😂 😂 Love the podcast..
I don't think Abbey said her apologies that she promised in the episode here Pete..
Really enjoy your podcast especially yiur stories about your relationship. I saw the Michael McIntyre show, is the photo album still intact or is the ‘Holly in the bed’ photo still intact?
Omg watched this absolutely loved it x
Does anyone know where Abbeys glasses are from?! Love them
I had a similar situation with my mom, she used to make sure that all my homework is well taken care of at all times. I did get a good degree, no question, in terms of grades. However, this made it hard for me to become responsible and make the right choices regarding university and take life seriously. I strongly suggest you find a middle ground between both your approaches. Pete's is a bit too waxed but with good intention in mind. Curious to hear if you agree or disagree, after all this is based on my personal experience? Also, just to mention, this is not a final situation, but the kid will have to find out the hard way how to grow up.
The most famous type of roof slate is Bangor Blue slate from Wales. Show us the door.
Did Pete actually get his apology that was mentioned at the start?? 😂
You two ❤😂
Totally love Abby! Funny as fk !!
This will make you guys love. How do you make a hormone? Don’t pay her 😂😂
I couldn't agree more with Peter, when I'm on my own with the kids it's all rosey, when the Mrs is on her own with them it's carnage. 😉🤣
Some apology 🤣🤣🤣🤣
love itt
I might be wrong here Pete but…are you still waiting for that apology that the ep started off with 😂 can’t remember hearing the apology 🙄😂 love the pod you 2! 👏