The Curiosity Box: www.curiositybox.com/
**Click "SHOW MORE" for links to DONGs**
Nooo.com (0:03)
www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
Who Old Are You (0:24)
www.informationisbeautiful.net...
Museum of Conceptual Art (0:42)
www.museumofconceptualart.com/...
Wait but Why (0:52)
waitbutwhy.com/2014/05/life-w...
Premier Magazine (1:38)
www.primermagazine.com/2016/li...
Brain Anatomy (1:45)
www.koshland-science-museum.o...
Brain Tree (1:51)
demo.marpi.pl/braintree/webca...
Word Association (2:10)
www.wordassociation.org/
Degrees of Wikipedia (2:38)
degreesofwikipedia.com
City Extremes (2:59)
cityextremes.com/city.php?cn=U...
Trigon (3:18)
trigon.frvr.com/
Jump Ball (3:35)
jumpball.io/
**CREDITS**
Hosted by
Michael Stevens
Written and edited by
Hannah Canetti
(www.howtohannah.com)
VFX by
Eric Langlay
( / ericlanglay )
Music by Jake Chudnow
( / jakechudnow )
**VSAUCE LINKS**
Vsauce1: / vsauce1
Vsauce2: / vsauce2
Vsauce3: / vsauce3
I used to think that Michael was the normal one... I was wrong...
DudeManGuy None of them are normal.
Actually Michael is the least normal one.
But what IS normal, and how does it taste?
DudeManGuy But where are your fingers?
*_I T S G O N E S T A L E_*
"Keep your Dong reservoirs fresh"
Philip Olsson ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Philip Olsson love it when vsauce is so creative
Micheal "It'S gOnE sTaLe" Me: *in the same voice* yEeEaAaHh!
Your profile picture fits that sentence too well...
keep your MEME resovoirs fresh
His reaction to the pancake beeing stale is unhuman
You really think Michael is human? heh...no. he's more...much more than that.
@@broddajanes6910 He practically INVENTED "whomst'd've".
I loved it
eAuGhwAAA??? iT's gOnE sTaLe???
soft and moist pancake
Rather unlike your name
i came to comment sectiom for this
me too
soft and moist keep your dong reservoirs clean
This channel always has the weirdest intros and I love it.
Watch TheMaoiSha, then you can talk about weird intros
Oli Thompson Go to a channel called Superjombombo, then click on any video, watch the first five seconds, then pause. Go into another video and do the same. Now we talkin 'bout weird intros, huh? ;)
charly torres isnt he the spanish rubiks cube guy with a stuffed bird pet?
Yeah, that is him, but i thought it was a fish, "cubo pez" idk
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"Before your dongs get stale" -Michael
hi u ok How does one prevent their dong from going stale?
Keep your dong reservoirs fresh
Daily stretching exercises, literal stretching.
Hi, Mr. Clean.
3:53
I T S G O N E S T A L E
lol
KEEP YOUR DONG FRESH!
*tim allen noise*
Put into video format at ?v=Ig_YTSJ3QFY, use it to react to old memez.
*ougah* it's gone stale! that 'ougah' sounds like a ytp sound
NANIIIIIIII
Sparkly Prince MASAKA??
stale memes
Sparkly Prince is that from the meme in japonese? Omae wa mo shideiu? weaboo pls
It sounds like SrPelo.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
DONG no, yes !
dot com.
DONG NO
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Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss . com
Ever since Michael started hanging out with Idubbbz and Ethan, he's never been the same...
Spiderslay3r Ever since he left that isolation room tho
Did he hang with iddubz? Proof please
"Comedians" on Hoverboards Getting Chicken McNuggets - Michael (Vsauce)
He's always been like that. Watch his first listed videos on Vsauce
Spiderslay3r I like the change
all his exposure to idubbbz and h3h3 has made micheal a meme lord himself
watch "Michael revealed", he was meme-lord long before dubbz and h3 even started with YT
SinIncarnate just look up pooplicker888 it's his old channel
3:53 looks like its time to get down with the sickness
that sandvitchman man the best comment in the comment section right here.
that sandvitchman man OooWAHH?
*looks of appreciation almost to the point of tears and clapping volume rapidly starts growing*
Oowah-ah-ah-ah?
Omg! xD
Can't wait until Dolan Dark gets ahold of this one.
You mean grandayy
I know what you're talking about, but I see millions of other opportunities.
Whenever Michael just sits there completely still and silent, I usually freeze too, and stop breathing until he continues. Like if you do that too. I hope I'm not the only one...
Ralesigh Puffles ッ he's weirdly intimidating
If I could choose who I was murdered by it would definitely be Michael
3:53 When she get youuuuuuuuhhhhhh boneless pizza
"Yes our pizza is boneless." PizzaHut™ 2017
That pancake gag was unexpected.
This is gonna be a new meme
tita74no right abababa
michael is already a meme, just go to dolan darker's channel and you'll see that more than 200k people think he's a living meme.
mabye a atom of carbon 14 just decayd ?
I thought the same thing
Yeah I saw a few meme worthy moments in this video
0:40 Sistine chapel? What happened to the other fifteen chapels?
Kishore Shenoy almost
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAHAHA. funny.
Goddamn it
Kishore Shenoy I understand that reference.
Goodnight everybody!
EAUWAHHHHHH? It's gone STALE
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Okay, Now he is just asking to be a meme.
Someone make an earrape out of the pancake part
Ben Kemp y E s
@2019 Chevrolet Equinox .com
Done. kzhead.info/sun/rbqmoNpraqWNeY0/bejne.html
QuickScope1597 bro it literally took 2 years to bass boost a 10 second clip
HenryPrime lol someone had to do it some time
0:03 when you think it’s Friday but it’s actually Thursday
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I can feel a new meme coming, Dolan Dark...
same. 0:00 Yes? *giggle* Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(+ oo more o's)ooo.com
B.J. Hubbard More like 3:53 ;)
guess what *HEY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE*
4:13 Somebody should make a meme out of this.
1:24 Why is no one talking about this part?
You talking about it
@@alejandroinc9575or is he?
huwah!!? ITS GONE STALE!!
UUUwah
3:53 he becomes jimmy neutron
I love the new style DONG videos. They're a lot quirkier and it's a lot of fun
DONG this is great thanks! incedentally I bought the my life in weeks callender by wait but why, I love it. one problem though, there aren't 52 weeks in a year.
I can't for the beginning of this video to become a meme
You can't what?
1:25
3:53
Did u have a stroke 2 years ago?
Pandemic yes
"Each and every person has so much time to live out the rest of their days including you! Or do you? *cue vsauce music*"
How do you find these websites?
Also, stumbleUpon
This is one of the best intros of any DONG episode
On degrees of Wikipedia I got an error no connecting sites. Micheal, do I win?
Me too, who would have thought that there is no connection between "Armour-piercing, Fin Stabilised, Discarding Sabot" and "Comprehensive School Mathematics Program".
Hey! Vsauce! Where is Michael??
here
Michael DOES seem like the perfect person the have secret knowledge of the exact circumstances and times of everyone's deaths.
"Yes? Nooooooooooooo. Who old are you? Is a dong" -vSauce 2019
Should I trust "Who old are you?" since they couldn't even do the math correctly to determine my age based on my birthday? It was off by 2 years.
Kool Kolinek no, they couldn't even spell "how."
ITs gonE stale
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STAY WEIRD MICHAEL :) This is the first in a couple of videos that truly felt like a Vsauce video, in all respect. Vsauce paved the way for alot of the culture we see today please keep up the great work
Cool. Now I can see what more successful people have accomplished by my age. Thanks Michale.
Who old are you? But the real question is where's Michael's new video? (cue vsauce music)
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I'm 13 years old but my atoms are 13 billion years old.
Gavin Visco mine are only 4.6 billion years old
Mine are only a few decades old, I'm made from artificially synthesized plutonium.
Gavin Visco That's only true for your hydrogen atoms, which make up about 5 kg of your mass (if I did not mess up my mental calculation).
lawl. 13 billion years old. Nice guess XD
what
1:25 I know the Pancake part is good, but this is simply heaven.
I can’t get over the name of this channel
im 18 and a half
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Or are you?
im 15 and 11/12
q the music intro
Degrees of Wikipedia couldn't connect Korn to corn.
meme and cancer were only 2 degrees
3:54 Oouuuaaah? It’s gone stale! I like that voice
I just had the read the title to know Michael would be hosting this one, lmao.
nonono, who old are YOU?!
Half a Nobleman He's like 30
this is a comment
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Harrison Montages this is not a reply
... or is it?
1:26 that moment when you know your being watched!
Best intro in KZhead history.
For me the site of the museum of conceptual art stated at the very bottom: "Laura began showering on a regular basis." Who the f... is Laura and what should I think about this? xD
k e e p y o u r d o n g r e s e v o i r s f r e s h 3:58
I love how u can segue!!
«Who old are you, is a dong» - Michael Stevens 2017
Cool Things You Can Do Online Now And you came up with dong? Looks like it should be ctycdon
Exodarion how bout Play Online Right Now
+Flaze GD lmao
Do online now guys lol u would use it in a sentence like this don't u just love things u can dong
I didn't plan on having an existential crisis today. Thanks Michael.
everyone under a vsauce video: Michael never came back from the sensory deprivation chamber Michael before the chamber: EWEHUAGH?!? IT'S GONE STALE!
The sass and sarcasm in this video is *astonishing*
The uh wuuuuh part with the pancake was so funny I’m adding a screenshot to my meme collection
i was gonna comment “yes” in the comment section as an answer to the title. *he read my mind*
Thank you Michael, now I can press the NOOOOOOOOOO button whenever the video puffers.
3:49 Is my favourite part out of the entire video
"its gone stale" "keep your DONG reservoirs fresh"
Thanks for the Degreesofwikipedia site, now I can cheat in the Wiki Game you put in one of your earlier DONGs! :D
3:53 new fave word!!!
Last time dongs with the music stuff... had gone stale ... not updated since 2013 ... and some finally deleted between where you found it and when I tried to access it
Why do I allways get an existential crisis when Michael is in a video
0:03 me asking my mum if I can stay up after bedtime
I almost died seeing your reaction to the pancake! XD
That isolation room broke Michael.
3:53 when you know full well that you failed but your teacher hands you your test and you failed
“And at the end, it’ll give you a rank and weight.” *”TIME FOR SOME SOFT FLUFFY PANCAKES.”*
What episode had the International space station live stream? Any help is amazing!
like ~7 years ago i downloaded something DONG showed off and it gave my computer a virus. still love you tho michael no hard feelings :-)
Looking good, Michael.
ougah was so cute lol. Michael is definately one of the cutest person on KZhead.
I clicked on this video and paused it as soon as Michael said yes and I instinctively just said yes back.
I love this guy
Quality acting, Michael.
I literally had an ad saying yes at the end and then he starts off saying yes and then noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I GOT THAT AD WHERE THIS DUDE SAYS "MY ANATOMY TEXTBOOK ONLY LETS ME CHECK HALF THE QUESTIONS, DOES THIS MEAN ONLY HALF THIS STUFF'S IMPORTANT?" AND AS SOON AS I SKIPPED IT VSAUCE SAID "YES" I
3:53 when your voice accidentally travels through different dimensions
Love your reaction to the stale pancakes xD
that ending was confusing and beautiful
0:42 I went to that site and looked at the things others had accomplished at my age. It just made me feel bad about myself
Don't ask me why, but this channel videos are easier to understand
3:53 how can i make it my notification sound. Please I REALLY NEED THIS
Wait... this website looks familiar... Also nice job for getting featured on Grandayy's channel
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I like this video you do about your dob as we share it. My name is Miguel that is Michael is Spanish. So many similarities yet we look very different.
I just watched a advertisement for Ford about random kids asking their mom if they are at a specific place yet. The mom says no every time (3-4 times). And then the actual video plays. Micheal was then saying "Yes? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.com". Maybe he had to fill in for the mom because she was to tired of saying "No,"
Someone sample "It's gone stale!" so I can post it on people's memes.
"Keep your dong reservoirs fresh by subscribing to this channel" - VSauce Michael 2017
Aaa that intro is tooo funny if it comes after the commercial video
can't wait to see michel in a dank meme again. the start would be good for a dank meme