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**CREDITS**
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Michael Stevens
Edited by
Hannah Canetti
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VFX by
Eric Langlay
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Music by Jake Chudnow
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Dong Michael's Toys "Oh look at that, we're just over 6 inches."
*starts kissing a ball*
*ding*
#michaeloutofcontext
what are you talking about? this is and always has been d!ng
waiting for a whoooosher
**"Michael passionately kisses ball"**
That makes me uneasy
that sounds kinda wrong
I want someone to kiss me the way he kisses that ball
*cuts to black* We don't realize it but there was an hour of censored inbetween
God I wish I was that ball
Mom: What are you watching Me: Dong Mom: what is it? Me: Michael is showing me his toy Mom: What toy? Me: His balls
This comment is now irrelevant
@@Yickerd Or is it?
@@J.PC.Designs it was always D!NG
@@J.PC.Designs what's dong?
D-Dings O-On N-Naked G-Gongs
5:29 I'm in heaven.
*_NO U_*
no u
No u
This video was [Made In Heaven] (Poses menacingly)
Or are you?
I love how he brings his sense of humor out in this channel!
It's wonderfully weird lol
me too hilarious
He is Dolan Dark
@@bt4308 but dolan dark is pewdiepie
@@randomguy263 Michael is also Brad 2, thats why he hates pewdiepie
"That's really what life is about." *proceeds to tie a noose around his neck with pi tape*
"Or is it?"
"As we know, every circle has a diameter." "Or do they?" *_vsauce theme starts playing_*
No. They do. Now, does every circle have an area? Yes. Or does it?
TheRealJal ʕʘˑ̫ʘʔ yes it does , and as we know a circle is a real shape , or is it ?
eyebrow raises up*
Why does this have so much meme potential
@@tillyhewitt4491 yes it is ,and as we all know a circle is round , or is it
5:29 "Alexa, play rock music"
Golden.
01123581321
bluey heeler lmao
@@Novaking1975 Φ φ
You're precious, Michael
Vsauce 4 when you smile
when you smile
Ü smile
A fourth Vsauce??
Hit it from the back and drive you...
5:29 "I only listen to real music"
lol
LMAO
*MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
FCK HAHA
It aint slayer but its better than lil skittles factory
“This is the longest Pi tape I’ve ever made.” The man has done this before.
Does this surprise you?
he literally said that before you gungungangang
well obviously, who hasn't 🙄
The ending was way too motivational and suicidal at the same time
I thought he was making a scarf with it.
His background is psychology, I feel he’s being sincere. Thanks Michael, I love you too; helping me understand where others had little patience, without even knowing me, it’s like I can feel the oneness of our people.
@@dipankarghosh8495 me too lol but I got triggered instead
@@davidramirez6896 your way of thinking as expressed in this comment is particularly interesting
he was putting a tie around his neck. a pi tie.
I think that isolation room caused some permanent damage... I love these videos. Please don’t change.
One's damage is another one's gift
He has been random since he started on KZhead. He hasn't expressed it though.
May have been the Ayahuasca actually.
Budred123 yeah good point.... I haven’t been able to watch all of Mind Field because I don’t have KZhead red
Neither do I, I just know about it from him talking about the experience on the H3 Podcast.
7:16 Top 10 Anime Betrayals
Hahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
DUN DUN DUN DUN
Lmao
Gasp
Lmao
3:37 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL i love how he included that
Teacher: Michael you got an F. Michael: *OR DID I*
**VSAUSE THEME INTENSIFIES**
I came here for education and got objectophilia, an aggressive tape cutting montage, and a very sad song about time lapses I’m not disappointed
💕
Do Offline Now Guys
no
Vinícius Lemos its still a dong
Don't Offline Never Gals
you're creative
Michael forgot vsauce 1 password so he's using dong channel now lol
Michael: "diameter" My brain: "πameter"
My coding brain: "Law of Demeter" My poetry brain: "trochaic dimeter"
This is literally how I memorized the formula for circumference. c = πameter
@@Artist-128 did u actually need a trick to memorize that small and pathetically simple formula? Ig u don't have a brain
@@maxwellsequation4887 Nice joke!
Pameter
When youre that one kid at school who still celebrates Pi Day...
I celebrate it, it's my birthday! 🎂
@@DreamLogic26 oi sameeee!!
when pi day was a weekend...
pi day birthday gang rise up
Pi day was exactly when washington went into lockdown from covid
Just gonna let that globe go unmeasured, Michael?
Wait... The earth is actually an oblate spheroid and not a perfect sphere??!!
the oblate spheroid society has members all around the oblate spheroid.
New conspiracy: Michael is a moon-truther.
%90 of people who read this comment did not realize that he meant the globe on the desk. (*that* globe)
New conspiracy: CheesecakeLasagna is a Jacksfilms fan.
honestly i've never shipped someone as much as i ship micheal and his ball
Same
perhaps
Anything's a dildo if youre brave enough
Someone needs to make fanart of it
Micheal x ball
Anyone else moderately impressed by Michael's singing? 😂
Ikr
No, I'm mesmerized
It got me rolling around the floor 😅
"[...] Imperial units... but no one wants to use those." Truth. xD
this is what michael does when no one is there to restrain him
I think he spent too long in that isolation room for Mind Field...
He’s an absolute mad lad
+andymcl92 youre just saying that bcoz thats the only Mind Field you saw (or able to see) I know the feel mate
There's the Trolley Problem episode too!
Lol true true thats why Im sad about living in a country that doesnt have youtube red
Oh boy, Dolan’s gonna have fun with this one!
Came to see this
Definitely...
DON'T YOU GET IT?! MICHAEL IS DOLAN DARK [ILLUMINATI INTENSIFIES]
I don't think Michael minds that :D
it will be dark
Ok, you can't tell me they didn't think about how sexual "Michael's Toy's" would seem flashing in pink.
0:09
11 months later and all but the whole joke is that it's made to look sexual. I mean, are you that sped?
рыжийкот7 We know.
@@berb8300 some of us dont follow vsauce like that
@@TheNeuteredCat1 you don’t even need to know vsauce to know that’s the entire joke
THE SINGING I THOUGHT I WAS BROKEN BEFORE I THOUGHT I WAS HARDENED I THOUGHT I WAS READY FOR ANYTHING ELSE HE MOCKED ME WITH I WAS A FOOL
Michael singing is my favourite thing now
Same lol
I think Michael really wants to get more memefied. I mean that's a good thing!
*notices ur avatar*
He already is.
Is memefied the modern version of mummified?
Appithkia my bad brother u right. He is a meme and is already more memeified on Twitter
Wsauce! micheal here! Do you want my head delievered to your house?
That whistle at 8:51 is a sign that you have been hanging arount with Adam Savage too much.
Who heard the person behind the camera laughing at Michael's kiss 0:11, and Michael doesn't get distracted and continue on Hhhh it was hilarious
i dont hear anything....
@@wobblyorbee279 trust me It's just someone trying to hide his laughter. Maybe you don't have a good headphones
I can hear it with the volume up
WHEN IS THE ALBUM COMING OUT 😍😍😍
Did anyone else feel nervous when he "this is what life is about." as he preceded to tie a knot around his neck?
0:54 "I wish I had a decimal imperial measuring tape” *rest of the world laughs in metric
Someone please make a track of Michael singing at 5:40
Michael’s singing skills deserve a spot on a Dolan Dark meme.
0:08 i can see the memes coming
Dolan dark is probably already ahead of you
I want Vsauce kissing Melon's forehead
Oof
*when you just love balls*
5:30 6:26 9:43 Definitely
“The one I own is in imperial units but..... no one wants to use that” *_uses the metric system_*
r/antijokes
Because metric units actually make sense and are easily translatable.
@@GrotesqueSmurf how do they inherently make more sense?
@@SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand how many yards are in a mile? Now how many meters are in a kilometer? 5280 / 3 is a lot harder than just changing a couple zeroes
@@adamstubben oh okay point taken
2:43 Michael : "That's..." Me:"Rad?" Michael : "...really just luck"
That's rad...ians.
@@holycow818181 Thanks for explaining the joke. Say it louder for the people in the back
@@getsmoked7219ok RADIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BUT HOW DO I DO THIS ONLINE NOW, GUYS?
Today's D.O.N.G. is Do *Offline* Now, Guys
Aren’t you online when watching KZhead? Therefore you learned to Do This Online Now.... My Guy 😉
EXACTLY!!!!
do outside now, guys
unless you somehow have the video illegally downloaded offline as soon as it comes out...
5:29 "I only listen to REAL music".
did he have kids recently or something he's seeming more and more like the dad of that one weird kid in high school.
I wish vsauce was my dad
4:42 *[ happiness noise ]*
5:29 6:29 Thank me later
thank you
Ill thank you now
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg thank you that was amazing
Thank you!
Your music is sick. When is album coming?
Jake roper makes a playlist, that’s as good as ya gonna get
OH THAT music, yeah I want an album
sick != sickening :D
February 30th ;)
December 37, 2074
Hes finally gone crazy
Jacob Reed yes
You think this just happened? xD
5:12 using the same, single measurement of Pi means that every time you draw another Pi onto the tape, you add the error. It would be better to measure out, say, 5 Pi units from the tape measure, and then repeat those 5.
THANK YOU! Or even least re-check and compensate every multiple of 5 PI. Maybe this is pretty obvious only to engineers and programmers?
jfrusciantetube another possibility is measure 8pi, and then fold into halves. You might be kinda right, I’m an experimental physicist so I’m used to the idea of errors.
to everyone seeing these replies, welcome, to the nerd channel
jfrusciantetube Only scientists and engineers are well acquainted with this. Plenty of educators are as well, but sometimes they just forget. Most people forget this, though.
@@angelmendez-rivera351 why would it be different and an error ?
9:58 Michael, don't do it!!! You've got so much to live for
3:27 nice imperial burn
Peter Hofmann "no one wants to use those" He's talking about the fact that only a relatively small minority of the countries in the world use the imperial measurement system.
Peter Hofmann The word burn as I've seen it used on the internet can also refer to lightly insulting or ridiculing something in addition to standard use you mentioned.
*Great songs, Michael. Love your toys and bald spots!*
I especially like his balls
spot*
/r/nocontext
The only video with a perfect shot of Michael's complete circular bald spot is one about circles and pi. 3:39
This man has always been humorously brilliant, but he shines in both departments even more with this channel. Great work as always Sir.
I can’t tell if he’s stepped it up or given it up.
It's his second channel, so this is just a fun little side video to his mind-boggling, universe-questioning regular videos on his main channel.
He’s probably getting really stuck into it after working on Mind Field and his live show for so long. I’m digging all the extra content.
9:56 Michael, what are you tying that tape around your neck? 10:00 MICHAEL?! 10:01 DON'T "BYE" ME!
Lol
*DDLC theme plays*
Funny meme
I'm going to make a YTP based on this, thanks
dude I just had an idea for a video but am too late
"I'm sorry for inaccuracy" A real genius
"Here's a nice shot of my baldspot" had me yelling at 2 am. Thank you Michael, I love you
*Michael's TOYS*
He likes to play with his toys( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Who is "Micheal"? Does he live in Isreal?
Shyam Bahmani welcome to dong Michael's new channel originally it was Vsauce one but It is currently taking over by Red
Shyam Bahmani ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Heh.
This is pure Dolan Dark material
I love how he delivers the idea so simply no matter how complicated it is (although this is not complicated but still...)
I can’t even begin to express how much I love this channel...
I don't understand how Michael nails this aesthetic so perfectly
Sam Ritchie Yeah he’s a complete mastermind.
He should make a video on that
Firelord Ava nice play
He better learn how to moonwalk first.
Sam Ritchie Or does he?
haha he always makes sure to put meme potential in his videos that's amazing
Trueee
Exactly, I can see that ball kissing in a future meme
Love your singing voice, Michael! In fact, I think I am on the verge of tears!
I trully though you were going to calculate, as grand finalle, Earth Equatorial Length by using that globe over there with that π-tape. Deception is what I feel right now. I'm gonna cry somewhere.
Lol oh man he's finally lost his mind
That happend quite some time ago already, my friend
When are we getting an album of Michael's greatest hits?
Right here kzhead.info/sun/iK2jqbqleYSkZqs/bejne.html masterpiece
It would be too big
Every video is a greatest hit. His youtube channel is the album you're looking for.
0:05 Michael’s greatest kiss
the beginning and the end..... it all comes around... *full circle*
Michael or generally someone from VSauce singing is the best thing that has ever happened in existence
ALL THIS WORK WILL BE TOTALLY WORK IT, 'CAUSE WHEN I'M DONE I'LL BE ABLE TO FIND A DIAMETER BY WRAPPING THIS 'ROUND A CIRCUMFERENCE!!!!!
NOW ITS TIME TO PUT NUMBERS ON THE TAYEEYAYEEYAPE! YEAH YEAH YEAH, ITS GEOMETRIC FUN! REMEMBER TO ALWAYS BELIEVEINYOURSELF!
Couldn't find the lyrics anywhere, thanks!
NOW IT'S TIME TO PUT NUMBERS ON THE TAAAAAAEEEEAAAAEEEEAAAAPE, YEAH YEAH YEAH IT'S GEOMETRIC FUN, REMEMBER TO ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!!!!!!
Poulomi Ganguly 5:30
The Ultimate Time Lord It was a joke.. that I couldn't find the lyrics of his song online and not.. in the video 😂
You could say he is a ... π-oneer... ... I'll show myself out... >_>
i suggest you watch the future humoristic movie about maths , it's called American π ...
X- DaveOnPC meh, I gave it a rating of 3.14 out of 5
i've seen some bad puns but this one really takes the Pi
Never change KZhead comments... Please...
Ohhh god that was really good...
2:44 Don't pretend it's just "luck", we all know you are a cyborg with precise measuring electronics.
9:44 *hehE,* _chill out,_ I've got my ~⭐pie tape⭐~
3:29 agreeably savage
5:30 My new ring tone
same +-+
Same
4:09 is mine.
I see what you did there.
5:10 funniest thing I’ve seen all day xD
Lyrics for 5:29 and 6:30. You’re welcome. -5:29- ALL THIS WORK WILL BE tOTaLlY WORTH IT CAUSE WHEN IM DONE ILL BE ABLE TO FIND THE DIAMETER BY WRAPPING THIS ROUND A CIRCUMFERENCEEEEEEEEUHH -6:30- NOW ITS TIME TO PUT NUMBERS ON THE TAYAYAYAYPE YEAYEAYEAHH ITS GEOMETRIC FUNNN REMEMBER TO ALWAYS BELIEVEINYOURSELFFFUH :)
Thankie :3
+1 like for the montage song
666 likes
make that +1 more :D
I hope I can buy it on iTunes...
I was the 1,300th like of that comment and i refuse to believe that anything except the montage song brought me that luck
I liked on the second montage lol
hes making it too easy for the memelords
Rally!
Bangs And Pops Fiesta R5 :)
its a wrc actually :D
It’s what he wants. He’s a smart man.
I love the ending! How Michael is changing from talking about the tape to the meaning of life!
Top ten anime montages 5:30-5:44 6:30-6:43
Compared to your vsauce videos it actually feels like you're being yourself in this videos, and I like that.
Chaotic Storm people can be both
Professional and spare time, you can enjoy both
"Nobody wants to use imperial" I love vsauce.
This is actually the best video I've ever seen
As someone who often has to calculate the diameter of trophies so that I can tell my cnc machinery how far to turn them when engraving them, this video just saved me probably hundreds of hours of boring maths and made my job way easier.
I wish I was that ball at the beginning...
Cynosure i
noice
lol what?
lol
I wish Michael would kiss my balls too
2:38 is me whenever I succeed at anything.
“...well, it really just luck.”
DONG
James Van Bergeyk a
listen, its not you succeeding its just luck
@@stevedoe1630 *it’s
pi inches pinches just me? ok
Thanks for teaching me the meaning of life: to know the diameter measuring the circumference
i feel bad for everyone who doesn't know about this channel and gets to watch michael be the biggest sweetheart ever bless ur soul michael
thumbs up for repping my boy lance
at 09:52 as Micheal started to tie the tape around his neck I started getting really worried it was about to take a grim turn. Micheal please never scare me like that again lol
i though the same thing man!
I thought he was going to measure the diameter of his neck..
i here i thought he was just making a pie tape tie
@@jakethebeest2376 I thought he was making a scarf.
_L_
9:32 *ends with a talk about frendship and putting a paper noose around his neck*
Thank you! I've been trying to find an easier way of measuring the circumference!
0:09 Dolan Dark be like "god i wish that was me"
Suyog Dahal honestly, doesn't everybody think that?
Suyog Dahal i
He hung himself after the video with that very pi tape
AA Jwop the upside is, that the person discovering his body instantly knows the diameter of his neck!
DarthPlaguais1 I highly doubt his neck is an exact circle.
no the diameter of his neck plus the tape.
Im still crying
don't tell Logan Paul
This is the best MV i've ever seen.
"This is the longest pi tape I've ever made" it's so delightfully nerdy. I love it!
9:48 is he trying to make a noose? 10:00 no plz dont
I really wish I knew the diameter of this DONG
It’s really long, I checked on Google it’s 3,1474839392928384747753829 DONG’s long
awesome
why is nobody talking about this dude making out with a ball
Because they already talked about it
Or did they
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That's actually a nice way to get more accuracy to the diameter since you have much wider space for decimals to read from.