B*tchy Players! What Footballers REALLY Think

2022 ж. 16 Қар.
173 910 Рет қаралды

What footballers really think about each other! It's time to take a look at B*tchy Players! It's just a few days until Crouchfest and we've decided to hand this podcast over to you, the listener. It's Peter Crouch's favourite episode of the series as you - the viewers and listeners take control and get to ask a member of the Premier League 100 club anything you like! The main theme is how b*tchy strikers can be about the rest of the squad(!) especially those pesky goalkeepers Rambo! AND Peter Crouch answers questions about making body parts disappear, playing Monopoly and there's a final update on Crouchfest! Crouchy issues a warning for event organisers as well as a serious discussion about when players get 'too comfy' at an elite football club.
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This Episode... welcome back to the 'White Bait' pub! Crouchfest is almost here! We explain our plans for the World Cup 2022, and who we think the favourites could be for the tournament, we get into your listen messages! Max asks if Peter Crouch remembers David Wheater's magic trick! Harry asks would Crouchy rather Divrat was a Goalkeeper or a Referee? Jack asks about pay as you play contracts, Tom wants to know everything about man to man and zonal marking AND we listen to some FIFA Rage about Peter Crouch's hero card in FIFA 23!
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  • We're looking forward to seeing you at Crouchfest this week! *LAST CHANCE FOR CROUCHFEST TICKETS HERE: **gigst.rs/Crouchfest* *Get in contact with the show here: **thatpetercrouchpodcast.com*

    @thatpetercrouchpodcast@thatpetercrouchpodcast Жыл бұрын
  • Chris the type of guy who shuts the fridge door with his hips

    @benarcher7411@benarcher7411 Жыл бұрын
    • What?

      @lildevil2380@lildevil2380 Жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂

      @VeryBritishHumour@VeryBritishHumour Жыл бұрын
    • Most people do because they have a beer in one hand and a snack in the other , only poor people close there fridge with there hands because there hands like there fridge are empty

      @bobbybobstar1496@bobbybobstar1496 Жыл бұрын
    • Bobby bobstar ok sweet heart keep telling yourself that

      @benarcher7411@benarcher7411 Жыл бұрын
    • @@benarcher7411 its a fact poppet ain't all poorpers like you

      @bobbybobstar1496@bobbybobstar1496 Жыл бұрын
  • B*tchy Players starts at 28:20

    @theboystevens@theboystevens Жыл бұрын
    • Hero

      @jonnyting71@jonnyting71 Жыл бұрын
  • These guys are great together. Love this podcast. Laughing a lot

    @sfullernj@sfullernj Жыл бұрын
  • as a scouser who lives in anfield I've had the pleasure to meet him twice and he is the most down to earth humble guy you can meet doesn't disappoint absolute legend💪👏

    @liammaywood4990@liammaywood4990 Жыл бұрын
    • True can't knock him so honest also credit him all fans of clubs he played for love him nice person .

      @andrewmartin2103@andrewmartin2103 Жыл бұрын
    • I have met him meself on lark lane few years ago an he was proper sound

      @JoeSmith12393@JoeSmith12393 Жыл бұрын
    • You must be the most well spoken scouser I’ve ever come across! Do you live in the north of town?

      @ruffsqwadnastymovement3099@ruffsqwadnastymovement3099 Жыл бұрын
    • I seen him dancing in Garlands off his tits haha

      @PickeringSamuel@PickeringSamuel Жыл бұрын
    • @GanjaDan still on the ganja mate?

      @ricardosd12@ricardosd1211 ай бұрын
  • That voicemail from Germany is GOLD!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    @rj2409@rj2409 Жыл бұрын
    • Promoting that kind of people is EXACTLY what's wrong with social medias in this world

      @romanoonamor7690@romanoonamor7690 Жыл бұрын
    • @@romanoonamor7690 oh relax

      @chrisalarcon6135@chrisalarcon6135 Жыл бұрын
  • Quality podcast love it 😂

    @ewanmcdowall4938@ewanmcdowall4938 Жыл бұрын
  • I like what he says crouchy, going to watch it with his friends and talking to you two.

    @trevorg2128@trevorg2128 Жыл бұрын
  • Should do a watch along for the England games

    @Howyanow@Howyanow Жыл бұрын
  • class as always boys

    @sloan6543@sloan6543 Жыл бұрын
  • The whole bit of getting the same wage if you're on the bench reminded me of Winston Bogarde. £40k a week for 4 years and made 11 appearances!

    @stuartswanton1676@stuartswanton1676 Жыл бұрын
    • That 2 more appearances than Phil Jones and for £85k a week less. So Bogarde seems like a deal.

      @garethshottin@garethshottin Жыл бұрын
    • Adebayor 100k a week to train with youth squads at Spurs aha

      @jlan5411@jlan5411 Жыл бұрын
    • Don't forget Wayne Bridge at City £100k a week at City, refused to go on loan and was happy to be benched and play golf. And I think Danny Drinkwater is still being paid at Chelsea!!

      @mediacenterman8583@mediacenterman8583 Жыл бұрын
    • Ozil with £350,000 per week and being a ghost on the pitch.

      @TomCruz54321@TomCruz5432111 ай бұрын
  • Evening lads, just watched the episode crouchy did with DOA CEO it was quality 👌🏻👀

    @SteelBonsai@SteelBonsai Жыл бұрын
    • Who??

      @KingCalla@KingCalla10 ай бұрын
    • @@KingCalla diary of a ceo its on KZhead Crouchy was on his show 👍

      @SteelBonsai@SteelBonsai10 ай бұрын
  • The story about kick offs with Defoe 😂

    @mattthomas3882@mattthomas3882 Жыл бұрын
  • Class pod lads

    @andreassavvides5247@andreassavvides5247 Жыл бұрын
    • Cheers Andreas glad you enjoyed watching

      @thatpetercrouchpodcast@thatpetercrouchpodcast Жыл бұрын
  • Another top class episode 😂

    @calum5899@calum5899 Жыл бұрын
    • Glad you enjoyed Calum

      @thatpetercrouchpodcast@thatpetercrouchpodcast Жыл бұрын
  • Crouchy should do a watchalong for 1 of the England games

    @poolie-mag8282@poolie-mag8282 Жыл бұрын
  • There was a Liverpool under 23 who was kicked out because he had a bad attitude and hand the Range Rover, watches etc, and had never played a game, and Klopp just got rid. I thought it was Brewster like a few other people, but may have been a few different at the time. We had a lot of decent youngsters who didn't develop past the 6-7 games mark, before sold. I am wondering if this was attitude rather than ability?

    @lfcbpro@lfcbpro11 ай бұрын
  • Crouchy you are a absolute legend👌👌

    @seanplested6939@seanplested6939 Жыл бұрын
  • Can't believe it took this long for you guys to mention Tommy F, I though he had died 🤣🤣

    @JWalks@JWalks Жыл бұрын
  • Forest 3rd keeper last week got an award for being at the club 20 years.. hes played 47 times and keeps getting a new contract 😂😂

    @waynehutchoNFFC@waynehutchoNFFC Жыл бұрын
    • Not much to laugh about. At least he's not like 98% of footballers, always complaining and moving clubs because they didn't play the last 3 games

      @romanoonamor7690@romanoonamor7690 Жыл бұрын
  • Think this is the best pod yet fuckin hilarious boys

    @joshcyprua7217@joshcyprua7217 Жыл бұрын
  • i grew up in England for 12 years before leaving the country. Stuff like this makes me miss playing football all the time. for my school, for a sunday league team, and any other chance I got.Should get back into it, but where I live in now its a lot more difficult

    @kierencoats9077@kierencoats907710 ай бұрын
  • Wheater was on the bench for the matches against France and crouchy's popular Trinidad and Tobago!!

    @stuearth5076@stuearth5076 Жыл бұрын
  • Podcast keeps levelling up. Can see Crouch is really get used to and comfortable with this

    @kylecook4206@kylecook4206 Жыл бұрын
    • Levelling up? Ffs

      @craigchristian344@craigchristian344 Жыл бұрын
    • I think we've found out what crouchie would of been instead of a footballer

      @Ajs_1988@Ajs_1988 Жыл бұрын
  • 30:31 killed me! XD

    @htid84@htid84 Жыл бұрын
  • Now we know David Wheater had the best ball retention stats.

    @evansnzomo9618@evansnzomo9618 Жыл бұрын
  • Love crouch's hero card on fifa guys a beast

    @scrapydan3251@scrapydan3251 Жыл бұрын
    • Let’s be real bro on fifa crouchy is absolute dog water, they did him dirty

      @tjrs3121@tjrs3121 Жыл бұрын
    • @@tjrs3121 No chance I've been scoring goals for fun with his world cup hero card.

      @scrapydan3251@scrapydan3251 Жыл бұрын
  • Crouch's couch Ref's 🤣

    @seriousblackNI@seriousblackNI Жыл бұрын
  • Crouchy talking about refereeing board games at home - that's called 'Dungeons and Dragons' mate!

    @gillie-monger3394@gillie-monger3394 Жыл бұрын
  • How dear for crouches esp when it's 4 tickets plus travel plus accommodation. So many questions

    @kevstew8026@kevstew802610 ай бұрын
  • Keep up the work boyz

    @rizzles1985@rizzles1985 Жыл бұрын
  • I’m from middlesbrough and I also have a small enough penis and a big enough pair of balls to perform this trick, I was unaware it was a regional talent to be honest but that just makes it even more impressive. UTB

    @bobbyjames534@bobbyjames534 Жыл бұрын
  • 0:23 of course u ran after a lift home ! 0:49

    @321edhp50@321edhp5024 күн бұрын
  • Your in my ultimate team crouchy banging them in son 😂

    @scottmurrell878@scottmurrell878 Жыл бұрын
  • A stonewall album, congrats.look forward to your future Balenciaga campaign

    @user-tg6vq1kn6v@user-tg6vq1kn6v Жыл бұрын
  • 9:30 anyone else listening in the bath ....

    @anthonygreen8638@anthonygreen8638 Жыл бұрын
  • 'could you draw it' :D wow! who would ant that artwork laughed so much there!!!

    @craigbennett3627@craigbennett3627 Жыл бұрын
  • Is that a wrist watch Crouchy , or an elbow watch

    @stevelawrence4280@stevelawrence4280 Жыл бұрын
  • Love the podcast as always lads, so when we getting That Peter Crouch Podcast on tour ?

    @HesBack420@HesBack420 Жыл бұрын
    • Do you know about Crouchfest this weekend?

      @thatpetercrouchpodcast@thatpetercrouchpodcast Жыл бұрын
    • @@thatpetercrouchpodcast it’s my bday on Saturday... free tickets?

      @Milne85@Milne85 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Milne85 Or just pay

      @kylecook4206@kylecook4206 Жыл бұрын
    • @@kylecook4206 yea good point my comment turned out to be somewhat but sod it, was just a shot in the dark anyway mate lol

      @Milne85@Milne85 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Milne85 Yeah fair play

      @kylecook4206@kylecook4206 Жыл бұрын
  • Do the 6 min audio on the clip channel

    @sjaakbral83@sjaakbral83 Жыл бұрын
  • Timestamps being added?

    @jasonm5288@jasonm5288 Жыл бұрын
  • imagine how good the podcast would be if they actually had a good guinness

    @sirtonyholohan69@sirtonyholohan69 Жыл бұрын
  • How has statman pulled this off a regular place with crouchie

    @liverpoolfanatic8064@liverpoolfanatic8064 Жыл бұрын
  • You no longer putting them on bbc sounds anymore? Is it just on here now?

    @Milne85@Milne85 Жыл бұрын
    • Spotify

      @Lajm92@Lajm92 Жыл бұрын
    • It’s not part of BBC anymore

      @Lajm92@Lajm92 Жыл бұрын
    • On all podcast platforms Hugh, Apple, Spotify etc... That Peter Crouch Podcast

      @thatpetercrouchpodcast@thatpetercrouchpodcast Жыл бұрын
    • @@thatpetercrouchpodcast thanks a lot, appreciate it

      @Milne85@Milne85 Жыл бұрын
  • Any feedback we can take onboard....

    @wilseph1@wilseph1 Жыл бұрын
  • Everyone should watch Haaland's reaction to Salah's goal after he skinned Cancelo...THAT is a man who thinks his defence is shite

    @dreamcastboy1@dreamcastboy1 Жыл бұрын
    • Do you have a link??

      @Tawadeb@Tawadeb Жыл бұрын
  • Sliding tackle n get over it !

    @321edhp@321edhp Жыл бұрын
  • You could amalgamate butlers in the buff with the rent a ref. Clattenburg would love being a cheeky monopoly ref

    @JP-sv8mi@JP-sv8mi Жыл бұрын
  • It’s enough ball bag for complete coverage 🤣🤣🤣

    @wezhickling7705@wezhickling7705 Жыл бұрын
  • Imagine how Mo and Bobby Fermino feel recently about Liverpool defence. Drawing 3-3 vs Brighton

    @Rain188@Rain188 Жыл бұрын
  • I can picture Crouchy/Vdv etc looking back at heurelho gomes in anger after he lets in a sloppy goal

    @conor459@conor459 Жыл бұрын
  • definitely something in that referee business 😂 Rent-A-Ref

    @liammaywood4990@liammaywood4990 Жыл бұрын
    • You heard it here first

      @thatpetercrouchpodcast@thatpetercrouchpodcast Жыл бұрын
  • Please stat man Dave. Stop Pounding that laptop with them big fingers like I.T with sky bet 😂😂

    @benstratton2359@benstratton2359 Жыл бұрын
  • Hello

    @syedahil3464@syedahil34646 ай бұрын
  • I’ve listened to every episode of this brilliant podcast However, please someone tell Dave that I can’t take his Totally Fake Laughter NOTHING IS THAT FUNNY MAKE IT STOP

    @madoldbag6874@madoldbag6874 Жыл бұрын
  • Kasabian are going?

    @harveystanton6238@harveystanton6238 Жыл бұрын
    • Serge is the frontman now

      @Monkeypole@Monkeypole Жыл бұрын
  • Get Jill Scott on! Watching her in the Jungle she is similar to Crouchy (and not just the height!). Podcast would be 🔥

    @RR-ci9pm@RR-ci9pm Жыл бұрын
    • Shut up

      @theboystevens@theboystevens Жыл бұрын
    • She's a terrible footballer though

      @dondamon4669@dondamon46696 ай бұрын
    • Wouldn't even make a under 16 men's team

      @dondamon4669@dondamon46696 ай бұрын
  • I wish you did timestamps

    @stuartholden6288@stuartholden6288 Жыл бұрын
  • Crouch seemed a bit devoed no broadcaster wsnted gim to go to the world cup

    @grajammellor660@grajammellor66010 ай бұрын
  • Can someone translate the German part lol

    @wizardofosgood@wizardofosgood Жыл бұрын
    • basically just repeating what he said in English calling him son of a b*tch and english b*stard etc.

      @resync6346@resync6346 Жыл бұрын
  • Hate to be the negative one but i think you need another host as well as statman Dave. Sometimes painful to hear, give him another role in the team.

    @Kaka-hy4pw@Kaka-hy4pw Жыл бұрын
  • England to go further than Wales? Ivan Toney said he won't be betting on serial losers, so he's stuck a wad on Wales 😀

    @johnnyyen3007@johnnyyen3007 Жыл бұрын
    • With his betting winnings??

      @Tawadeb@Tawadeb Жыл бұрын
    • @@Tawadeb yeah. I wonder if he put a tenner on himself not going to the World Cup? 😀

      @johnnyyen3007@johnnyyen3007 Жыл бұрын
    • @@johnnyyen3007 lol

      @Tawadeb@Tawadeb Жыл бұрын
  • The voice message off ze german fifa pro player 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he's not a fan im guessing hahaha

    @davidmanion6525@davidmanion6525 Жыл бұрын
  • Girl band? Two thirds said yes? I'm guessing this is Atomic Kitten to play that god-awful Southgate song

    @JoDyMa@JoDyMa Жыл бұрын
  • To be fair Crouchy, look at the keeper when you’re missing sitters

    @lukassT123@lukassT123 Жыл бұрын
  • Even having banter can be bitchy as well 😂

    @AndrewG1989@AndrewG1989 Жыл бұрын
  • They don’t even call him foreskin anymore 😢

    @kramnosbor9534@kramnosbor9534 Жыл бұрын
  • Can someone please do an edit of these videos to extract the 15 minutes of the show where they aren’t taking about: 1a.) Crouchfest 1b.) how they can’t believe they’re doing Crouchfest, even tho they mention it every ep 2.) daft classifications of things related to football I.e. that childish nonsense Chris Stark wets himself over ‘draft exclusion’ 3.) Everytime Chris Stark speaks Please upload separate vid of anytime Statman Dave provides some insights, and Peter C talking about footy (or his Mrs)

    @ellisallen1995@ellisallen1995 Жыл бұрын
    • Or you could just stop watching?

      @cmoyo91@cmoyo91 Жыл бұрын
    • cry more

      @willgamm22@willgamm22 Жыл бұрын
  • 666 subscribers 😮

    @voodoomart6969@voodoomart69699 ай бұрын
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