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This is an informational documentary recording the history of the app Tinder. It will be airing on the History Channel in 2 weeks.
The wonderful outro music was made by joshispeachy on SoundCloud: / joshispeachy
Honestly, if I were 'catfished' by a giant, sentient catfish, I would probably be happier than if I got a date out of it.
Make them pay
We can't all be awesome 😂
i enjoy breathing and walking with my leg
Ygamer I’ve seen that before
I breath with lung, and I also enjoy using my tongues to speak of the human.
I created a joke account where the name was simply lamp and all the photos were artistic photos of my desk lamp. My bio was a killer tho: looking for the right moth. I had about 7 matches with jokey moth accounts (cuz that meme was funny at the time you know?)
Ari Hackett nice!
That’s genius
my science teacher tasked me to create a page via. social media which presented all the facts of my given biome. so i went to tinder and made "Tropical Rainforest". he was a 75 foot Ecuadorian who loved carbon and reproducing.
@@I_forgot_something_ no, no, just no
Móťh
"You kids these days can't leave the house to get a date" This hits a lot differently in 2020
Lol yeah
Honestly tho lol
Y?
@@johnpryor1 because we can't leave the house due to corona
It really does ngl
"What kind of toaster did you use to take your pictures?" "Why? What are you looking for on Tinder?" "I'm appliance shopping" 🤣🤣🤣
They used me...
and then she unmatched ;
Ariana Miranda I literally WHEEZED
Yes, but also a dishwasher is an appliance. P.s. no sexism was intended
@@antoniogasse4111 Based
I censored the work "h*ck" because there are children present. Pls watch ur language thx.
The Sea Rabbit..... WHAT'S POPPING B
The Sea Rabbit stupid
Dynamic Pulse please watch ur language
I'm sorry, not basic enough
St**id
I found a cheap refrigerator on tinder
Good Job. 👏
WildfireSP Cool
To hold my pizza leftovers
Goes great with that picture.
Did you put your meat in her?
Actually, the best pick up line is a tie between “Do u work at subway? Cause u just gave me a foot long.” And “Did you skip your Spanish lessons? Cause duo is on his way!”
DuoLingo Bird fuck
Please don’t kill me
Non-binary check 🤸♀️🚊
Nah, man Human 1: Knock knock Human2: Who's there? Human 1: Where when? Human 2: Where when who? Human 1: My place, tomorrow, you and me. Human 2: Damn, that's smooth.
"I would always swipe right for anyone i saw smoking in their pictures so i can tell them 'hey, smoking in bad for you'" Brilliant Just Brilliant
A+ grammar
Once one of my older cousins was on tinder... he was matched with someone who's pictures were all of microwaves and toasters.
Snowy Vixen electric, there were Sparks 😂😂😂
k thx for the tip ill do that so i don't show any personal info :)
I died
When I get an actual phone, imma get a tinder just to put pictures of appliances in my profile
Bahahaha this made my day
I saw a girl on Tinder who's only goal was to sell a lamp she had in her pictures.
AJKeio cool girl 😂
Uhhh... where is she? Cause she be my kind of girl.
She actually got hella famous I saw her tweet
Tell her Silence of the Lambs is real if she keeps that trolling shit up
Did... did ya buy it?
Once my dad went out to buy a fridge, and he got a boat.
Wut
Uhhh...
cool
Once my dad went to get milk...... And got a new girl freind. *Jk*
Once my dad went to get milk.. I think he got a new house
My experience with dates: That's my date life.
Glad to know i'm not the only one.
I feel that
Same
Very relatable
Omg same
makes an obvious joke about sex, but censors heck ...
@peyton nobody asked you to start talking about yourself
*that'sthejoke.avi*
IKR XD
deven m 69 likes
deven m ikr
Dude. I got an ad for Tinder. On this video. *X-Files Theme intensifies*
Smol Bean Just wanted to say the same.
It’s because it puts on ads that most commonly use subjects from the video
Smol Bean super fake
Smol Bean water the odds
They put ads on relating subjects because they think you'd like it because your watching a video related
Imagine if a person who didn’t know their lefts or rights got Tinder.... *don’t think about that too hard*
or they'd just click the buttons lmao
Yeah, they're called dyslexic
Oh no
I'm thinking about it to harf
Me: What them legs do? Her: *OPEN UP* Me: OHHHH she in
Lea Satava I cant ruin the 69 likes 😆
@@I_forgot_something_I just realized
Lea Satava haha
i still have 6ix9ine likes OOF
i wont ruin the 369 likes
I made a tinder for my dog and people started “flirting” with my dog as I just said bork bork
Cherry Eclipse lol
Those are the kind of people you don't take drinks from at parties.
Damn furrys
Was it a female dog? 😂😂😂
white fox maybe
Heck. THERE, I SAID IT.
CultureCrash i see you everywhere
CultureCrash Uh ooooh we got ourselves an edgelord!
Savage af dude
CultureCrash I'm telling
CultureCrash OMFG YOU FUCKING SAID H3CK!!!! DONT FUCKING SAY H3CK!!
I got banned from tinder for impersonating Jesus
Bruhhhh💀
As a non-religious person, is it wrong I find this kinda funny?
The best pick-up line ever: Will you be the dah to my fus ro
or Will you be the pressure plate to my Lydia?
Your heart must be a sweet roll, because i wanna steal it
@@blake4249 was that a fallout reference?
Night in the Woods, a cultured individual
There is so many profiles saying they want adventures. I'm really confused by this because there is no kingdom that needs saving or dragons to be slayed irl.
I know what kind of adventures they want and they're silly. Like driving fast and get caught by police or to dive in fountain or to steal some shit in a mall. If you will do this all the time to just get laid you'll soon get bored. No one wants this shit besides of this type of silly girls who sat in her room till her 20 and now old bitch wants somebody who'll entertain her. Adventurers and travellers are ignorant, no personality asses
Poor dragons... :(
You don’t need to slay dragons SLAY DAT PUSSY
She saying that she wants someone to spend lots of money on her and take her lots of different places and give her tons of different experiences.
I once started an adventure. I ended up, being on a horse-driven cart and some blonde blue-eyed dude started talking to me, like "you finally awake" and something about crossing a border (???). I think he was a chinese communist. But i didn't buy his story about how everything "just works", so i answered: *INITIATIVE: ENGAGEMENT. COMMUNISM IS DEATH! DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE!*
I was on tinder messing with people and one girl asked how old I was. I said 12 and she said I'm in to younger boys. This is when I stopped using the app.
How young was she?!
Why are you on Tinder at 12? What were you expecting lol
/woosh
LK.tutturu you write that wrong r/whoosh Whoooooosh
@@blubaylon He was lying about his age, goof.
I nearly never laugh, this drives my friends nuts, I’m not even ticklish and don’t laugh when you do that thing with the chest. This is why it is so MEANINGFUL that I giggled and chuckled at this video. It’s funny...
i learned about chemistry and got the “basic joke”
I still don’t get it
Guy45X he said they’re super basic, and then showed a ph level of 14, which classified them as strongly basic in comparison to acidic.
“What them legs do?” Now that really gets me into the romantic mood.
Iv'e gotta get Tinder and use this.
A girl what them legs do ?
Ask a crippled what person “what them legs do”
You didn't censor that **** enough Rabbit. The lawsuit will be in your mail next week.
N3kos for days
he should have censored "Yeah" sorry for the profanity
Sparkling P1g
2:40 Voice crack: 100
Matt Walker I think that one was on purpose
Half of this video has voice cracks
Yeh but not all of them are on Lvl 100
That's ToTalLy cOOl
This is litterly the only video about tinder that isn't weird XD
I even rdAeLone well eateriestf tee
Jackie Guo did you have a stroke?
@@kazooplayer3 bet, thank you for the suggestion :))
Ikr
I cant stop laughing at the toaster one 😂
im appliance shoppingf XDDDDD
take a shot when he has a voice crack
Madison Maxey it's nice
am drnuk
i whoud allmesdiemaicntdodat itolelydintdodatcusigiddiwhjbe a dead
R.I.P.
Me: what them legs do? Her: OPEN UP Me: bet where you wanna meet up
than it turns out she's actually 13 years old and what she really meant was... FBI OPEN UP!
Gaster FBI OPEN UP UR CRIME WAS BEING TO FUNNY
3:00 Literally Hitler *Swipeleft* LOL
Apparently h*ck is a swear word ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
watch ur language
The Sea Rabbit heck.
TheChristmasSceptile shut the fuck up he*k is a bad word
David Mansilla yet you say f*ck
David Mansilla You think heck is a bad word but not f*ck...oh I hate the internet...
who's the most awkward person you could come across on tinder? i would say my mom lol
Ryan Smith what's up wid the late reply 😂
why are you fucking everywhere
I didn't think she was akward...
My significant other
I'd still swipe right
Dude I absolutely love your animation style! It adds such an important sense of extra comedy that fits :) really easy to watch and enjoy.
Best pickup line: Are you dead? Because you’re an angel.
I bought a pink toaster and it was very violent so I turned into a tree
Seems legit
#relatable
Sad Turtle story checks to be in order
OMG SAME
Sad Turtle story checks out ok. You sure bob? Of course Ron. If ya say so.
Laughed my ass off on the appliance shopping part. But seriously though, I swiped left on 95% of the people on Tinder simply because they had that damn dog face filter. Any girl who'd think that is "super cute" is not my type. But out of nowhere I matched with this girl who is exactly my type. No filters, loved animals, great humor etc. We clicked right away. And well, the rest is history. My point is, yes 95% of the people you meet on Tinder probably won't be worth your time. But you should never put online dating out of the picture, because it can still make it easier to meet someone special.
Anton Sjöstrand Preach to the choir, man.
Anton Sjöstrand Good job man
Anton Sjöstrand not on tinder but also online I met a girl I know now for 3 years and I couldn't imagine my life without her ^^ So yeah totally agree with you :)
Are you still with her?
@@mouhiazeck I’m afraid that story doesn’t have a happy ending. But don’t let that discourage you, I still stand by what I said. To this day I have never connected with anyone like I did with her, life just got in the way. That might be the hardest truth about finding love, not only do you have to find the right person, the timing needs to be right
Just found your channel and now I'm on a binge
Your underrated. Your comedy is gold! Keep doing what you’re doing 👍
I'm in a wheelchair so I would've responded with 'not work' 😂
Lmaoo
;)
Ha I know how you feel I have glass bone in my femur so it has broken twice already R.I.P
I can work with that ;) lmao
LMAOoOOO
I once dropped a toaster in my bathtub
Kermit the Frog how'd it go?
Kermit the Frog God damn it kermit
Kermit the Frog I know it's so annoying when that happens, i always forget to take out the toast after
Toxi Heavet bout as well as you'd think... Got to bathe and eat toast
"I hurt myself."
lmao "what them legs do" 😂
The amount of voice cracks has amazed me.
You have a great old man voice
:D
i would be getting girls with my catchphrases but this one guy keeps stealing all my lines
Is it TheFlirter27?
Legend has it that he got 10 girls in one night with one pickup line
I love this kind of memes when they are original xD
I have a pretty good one. *unnecesary throat clearing "Hey baby, I put the std in stud. Now all I need is u."
Daniel Chen ohmygod.
Me:What them legs do Girlfriend:Open up Me:...WTF
Honestly your mouth movement animation is really good
"I am only 5'6 but I'll seem a lot taller when you're on your knees" it took me a whole minute to figure out how dirty that was 😳👉👈 Edit: this was two years ago stop bullying me !! 😭
On*
What is a freakin 56 year old doing on tinder/KZhead?
Plz do the entertainment is... DEFINITELY not worth it.
what does it mean lol
nvm
**looks at title** Watch you language!
Sir Pie heckity heck heck
WolfydaWolf129 THERE ARE *CHILDREN* HERE!
Oh fuck!
Watch yo langwang
Sir Pie watch your profanity
XD "What them legs do" Best line ever. Im gonna use that.
The best pickup line in the world is hey gurl to you work at subway? Cause you gave me a foot long
Bro my comment got highlighted
I thought it said "hack tinder" so I clicked on the video bc I was like "why is The Sea Rabbit hacking tinder?
SAME OMFG
Mariana Loaiza I thought the same thing
Mariana Loaiza same here
Mariana Loaiza same XD
Why don't you hack tinder?
I thought it said tender and I thought this vid was about very tender chicken
desdeci1001 XD
Believe it or not, I actually found my wife on tinder 😂
No.
Like legit u found ur wife on tinder?! Noooooo, nooooo that can’t be true. Tinder is an app to sell appliances
3:25 "yo like jazz?" would be better
I'm to the part where he's talking about height and OH MY GOD, how much it is pissing me off. I NEVER, fucking EVER understood girls who are like, "If you're not 6 foot or taller don't even bother". I had a 'friend' in high school who said the same thing and she was probably average height. I'm slightly taller than average height of a female at 5'9, 5'10 (not 100% which it is but you get it). Yeah, in a perfect world I'd love to have a boyfriend who's taller than me or be able to wear heels without him being in my boob area but really.... are we that shallow? I get we all have things we're attracted to but dissing a man based on his height is sad.
IKR. I'm also tall for a female, I'm about 5' 8" and I'm also eleven. I don't really care about height.
i wanna be tall, i’m average height/:
We're supposed to be living in this more 'progressive' and 'diverse' society these days but people are still hateful towards height...
Nah, it's just subconscious eugenics. If a person is beautiful, handsome, tall, or well-built, then our subconscious, what can be succinctly referred to as a human's animalistic or even feral instincts that are innate to us and cannot be deprogrammed (a psychologist would refer to it as our "id"), will pick up on that because it's a visual indicator of preferable genes and a higher likelihood of the survival of offspring. Many feral animals do the same thing through their own various means, and lest we forget, a human is also just another animal, though one that has gained sapience.
The Halberdier Yeah that's true man I understand that but men shouldn't be hated for looking that way whilst it's considered offensive to reject a woman if she's fat or something at the same time. Kinda double standards.
i want to go to tinder just to mess with people now
i came back to this video now, because it was the first video I watched when I first stumbled upon your channel One year ago.
You know that Headspace commercial with the guy in the giant robot? My favorite one by far. And that guy's voice is so soothing!
This makes me want to troll some peeps on tinder
I never got a swipe on Tinder.. #foreveralone
same, let's be alone together, we can be young forever
That random person you wanted to subscribe to :)
That random person you wanted to subscribe to OMG YES
well I have long hair so I have to say, "You can braid my hair!" BAM! but I don't even know if it works because I'm not even old enough to use tinder.
Probably because you're a goose.
Dude “I’m appliance shopping” killed me. I wouldn’t have unmatched you.
When i saw this video i was like, "oh you are one of those people who gust want to date girls" but then i see you were in it for the pranks, you have my respec!
sea rabbit more like... land bunny amirite
+Nipple Collector don't insult me like that
Insult? Well you can't even swim! So why not name your channel LandBunny instead?
Addressing the beginning of the video: "just meeting people in real life" is not that easy for some people. I got a couple dating apps purely because I have horrible social anxiety (and no, I'm not just a basic person who goes "hhhh I have anXiEty!," I literally tested out of high school early because I had no friends and high school made me uncomfortable) so I cannot just go out and meet people whenever I please. Apps like Tinder are the only ways I can comfortably meet new people, because talking in person is much easier when we already got to know each other online.
very true, so much easier to talk to people in real life after you talk to them online.
I agree with this to some extent. Though in all honesty, sometimes the only way to better your anxiety is to put yourself out there and try new experiences. My anxiety is really bad as well. I even have a hard time ordering a pizza over the phone without my stomach tying in knots. But if it's better for you, you do you!
"You kids these days can't even go out to get a date" well now that's very true lol. Love your content bud
Last time i bought a toaster was in like 2009, and I went to walmart, picked it up, and a guy wearing thick jeans and a flame shirt said to me "toast em up!" and to this day that is the only thing that I have to remember the early 2000s by.
There was a guy selling furniture on tinder... my sister matched. My sister bought his funiture. End of the story...
3:47 Gimme gimme chicken tendies be the crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, to find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. Mcdonald's Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's but of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, but sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, that puts me in a napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my hearts desire, feueld by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, but tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, to buy the tendies that I've earned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did Mummy think I'd just ate? TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, my fowl - smell, bowel - dwelling daiber surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders. If somebody just looked at me, the way they look at chicken tenders... T^T PS: Were are my fricking bonus points?? o-o
Malin K. U stole that but whatever lol
That's 1h gone
lord man!
So i was shopping for a toaster and it had this screen in it that lets you choose what you are putting in it and what you want it to look like after wards, it’s really cool
Didn't use it yet, but judging on concept alone, Tinder is great. It may let you find a partner that will match you the best, instead of just the best one you have luck to find.
I met my wife off tinder We have twin boys She's from Sweden And bought a home together. I'd never have had the chance to meet her without tinder. This video is true though hella girls on there are level 1. It's a strategy game on there in glad I'm not single anymore and off that bull shit I hate dealing with women regarding dating My wife is perfect for me
lucky you. now fuck off.
Stop cursing 🤬
Banana Bandana I went on your channel, your twins are super cute! Congrats!
I’m Swedish now give me fish
That joke didn’t make sense
Notice me senpai SeaRabbit
+Up At 3AM kyaaaaaa
The Sea Rabbit Yes I got a reply from someone one the internet. Mission Success! (#foreveralone)
Moon Man 5 months later. Nothing happend
Elliot Nixon_Yt Cool, I'm up at 4am
anti-social gamer secret handshake someone *puts hand out* me: *has a panic attack because I've never shooken someone's hand and afraid I might do it wrong and ide be made fun of*
"I'm appliance shopping." Gotta get that new dishwasher.. 😂👌
I don’t curse, but HECK
So swearing on mah Christian serverr
... It's... not cursing
The nuggetbacon frick.
Mike Jameson /r/woosh
I've found plenty of slightly - well used appliances on tinder, but I'm 6'0.
Andrew oh wow, im6 4
Exapatisi HAHAHA IM 6.5 GOTCHA annnnnnnd I'm only 16
im -999
Andrew 5'9 life (-_-)
Andrew I'm 8'7
I watch videos like this to fill the void inside.
THIS ANIMATION. SO CRISP. LOVE IT.
Yo, homie, that appliance shopping girl was a bot/human behind an advertising account to get you to sign up for their website. Sorry to shatter your world, the more you use the app the more you see.
Be....... Sociable? Could somebody define the word "sociable?"
To converse with living beings face to face and not over digital means, also known as a forgotten means of communication XD
Suvd Jargalsaikhan be be a person who speaks to others
Sad Turtle true dat
Suvd Jargalsaikhan a NOT weeaboo spending their nights playing the masterpiece that is "The Horse Prince"
Another Awkward Cosplayer So basically don't be you and we'll be sociable?
You make me laugh so hard I cry 😂
This is my 4th video I just discovered you and Im in love. ☺️
"I'm not an expert girl getter or flirter" Me: you are now. I H*cking love your voice. And I'm also lower than average height! I'm 4'11 ;-;
Joseph Anderson okay k shall lern hau tu spech engrish
Frenchie The Hy Grl Wz Oop
+Cats Go Meow what?
Frenchie The Fry they said 'girl wassup'
dolphins4lifeangie WHAT??😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dem voicecracks between 2:35 and 2:57
LucaDV22 more like every thirty seconds
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
You're old man voice is on point, man
Thank you This video gave me hope
I'm always swiping right but this one guy keeps stealing all the girls.
God ุ you fucked up the joke
Erikek ุ thelegend69
Shorties unite! 5'5" say it with pride! 5'5" say it with pride!
btw I believe none of that, beign short succcccccks
Lol bud
Ricardo Morales I'm 4'11"
dudes I'd rather be short as you guys instead of being ridiculously tall.
@@Lady_of_Winds how tall you? Wish i was *at least* 170cm.
“I’m only 5’6” but I’ll seem a lot taller when you’re on your knees.”
“I don’t think tinder is the best thing” He voice cracks
Lol I counted exactly 56 voice cracks in this video 😂
Hence why hes not a good girl catcher according to him
H e c k
E V I L
reported
OOOOH, you said a bad word!
D E M O N I T I Z E D
Bluey please watch your language
I think my soul erupted out of my body on a few moments in the video.
the so basic PH14 joke is sooooooo underrated
Your tinder bio is the douchiest thing, I love it lmao
"super basic" show picture of him holding a substabce witht the ph of 14 ....lol
Ye...14 is very basic...
Better than tinder... Yes! You know what I’m talking about.🌚