50 Favorite Firefly Quotes (Reloaded)

2011 ж. 31 Мам.
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I've reloaded my previous video without glitches, which means I've made a few small changes. The clips are still only roughly in order, though it starts at #50 and ends at #1. Of course, I own nothing, song or clips.
Enjoy, and watch Firefly.

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  • "You wanna run this ship?" "Yes." "Well... you can't"

    @Themingemoblie@Themingemoblie8 жыл бұрын
    • you tell him Mal

      @bacondropped@bacondropped7 жыл бұрын
    • Nathan Fillion is just such a Canadian national treasure

      @dovahfett5919@dovahfett59193 жыл бұрын
    • "We gotta go to the crappy town where _I'm_ the hero."

      @hellacoorinna9995@hellacoorinna99952 жыл бұрын
    • @findyem7828@findyem78286 ай бұрын
  • Mal: A ship like this will be with you until the day you die... Zoe: That's because it's a death trap sir

    @Baffled_King@Baffled_King8 жыл бұрын
    • And do you love him? - Alliance I don't see how that's relevant. - Zoe Well, he is your husband. -Alliance

      @Napalm38382@Napalm383828 жыл бұрын
    • Jayne: Well, as a rule, I say girlfolk ain't to be trusted. River: Jayne is a girl's name.River is the only one that can instantly shut Jayne down hard. Zoe can a bit but there's still conflict. Enter River and he collapses.

      @barrylyndon5552@barrylyndon55527 жыл бұрын
    • Tentons O'fun True :p "Also, I can kill you with my brain"

      @Napalm38382@Napalm383827 жыл бұрын
    • +Tentons O'fun Jayne: Well Jayne ain't a girl!

      @austinboylan5476@austinboylan54767 жыл бұрын
    • +Napalm38382 I'm trying to imagine you being more vulgar I just can't picture it.

      @austinboylan5476@austinboylan54767 жыл бұрын
  • One of my personal favs: "may have been the losing side, still not sure it was the wrong one"

    @emilydunn721@emilydunn7218 жыл бұрын
    • i think it was "still not convinced it was the wrong one" but I might be mistaken

      @arissantorisonmars9271@arissantorisonmars92714 жыл бұрын
    • War's long done, we're all just folk now

      @kaxe666@kaxe6663 жыл бұрын
    • Every line on this show is a potential great quote/reference. As well as a fav.

      @floridamanprepper4723@floridamanprepper47233 жыл бұрын
    • I wanted to like your comment but then I saw the like count.

      @Casanuda@Casanuda3 жыл бұрын
    • Truth

      @dugclrk@dugclrk2 жыл бұрын
  • Not quite verbatim, but after a big shootout sequence: Simon: "I'm okay. It's just... I'd never shot anyone before." Shepard: "I was there. I'm pretty sure you haven't shot anyone yet."

    @jrs689@jrs6899 жыл бұрын
    • jrs689 i can't believe the missed that one!

      @nate2838@nate28385 жыл бұрын
    • @mike sixx TOO MUCH HAIR

      @arissantorisonmars9271@arissantorisonmars92714 жыл бұрын
    • Zoë : Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin'? Book : Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

      @CuthbertNibbles@CuthbertNibbles11 ай бұрын
    • close but he says "I was there son...."

      @buddah1221@buddah122110 ай бұрын
  • The only thing i have to say to the guys who cancelled this... "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

    @DThorne19@DThorne1910 жыл бұрын
    • They should be tied up and left to the Reavers...

      @Crimethoughtfull@Crimethoughtfull5 жыл бұрын
    • @@Crimethoughtfull Or burn in a very special level of hell, a level reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.

      @carlostdied1184@carlostdied11844 жыл бұрын
    • There is a special Hell waiting for them.

      @1stcaptainraldoron538@1stcaptainraldoron5384 жыл бұрын
    • I read it was a female Fox executive who had no faith in sci--fi ratings.

      @SexyMsFirefly@SexyMsFirefly4 жыл бұрын
    • @@carlostdied1184 and for real one player

      @Zaluskowsky@Zaluskowsky4 жыл бұрын
  • Seeing Wash say "I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar," just makes me want to cry all over again.

    @StillHere1037@StillHere103710 жыл бұрын
    • The one thing I dislike about Serenity, no, there are two: I really missed the song. But that must ve had legal reasons, I guess... but how could they kill Wash!?! Why?!?

      @Weirdkauz@Weirdkauz Жыл бұрын
    • @@Weirdkauz Whedon had to kill more than one main character from the show since he never got around to doing it on the second season of the series. He's like that.

      @tedbrock8225@tedbrock8225 Жыл бұрын
    • This came out when I was getting in the truck in '05 . I used this line as my power statement.

      @brose2323@brose2323 Жыл бұрын
    • IDK, Book's Special Hell speech still strikes cords....

      @josephwalden7544@josephwalden754410 ай бұрын
    • @@Weirdkauz The actors had other commitments. Fair play, the series ended and they looked for other work, but did come back for the movie. Just couldn't commit to more than that, so Whedon used it to up the stakes narratively, shaking people up with a few main character deaths that you're not sure if they'll actually make it or it all goes "Rogue One" on us. But, yeah, I read that it was to do with the actors and contracts and long-term commitments. If there'd have been a Serenity 2, Wash wouldn't have been back - the actor had other work - so might as well put a proper ending on it, and use that fact narratively.

      @klaxoncow@klaxoncow9 ай бұрын
  • Zoe: River? He's putting the hair *away* now. River: Doesn't matter. It'll still be there. Waiting.

    @goji3755@goji37556 жыл бұрын
    • I loved the episode with Book's other worldly hair!

      @unrulyjulie4382@unrulyjulie43825 жыл бұрын
    • My favorite!!!

      @cathlienspangle6253@cathlienspangle62533 жыл бұрын
    • You can come out river. No, too. much. hair.

      @Ragnar_Helsson@Ragnar_Helsson2 жыл бұрын
  • "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back!"

    @asavyshepherd98@asavyshepherd988 жыл бұрын
    • Abby Shepherd I was waiting for this one!

      @juliacmendes@juliacmendes4 жыл бұрын
    • Funny my grandfather you say that exept he would end it with "it's only fair."

      @timesthree5757@timesthree57573 жыл бұрын
    • Have said this to people myself, many times.

      @tabithamartin4092@tabithamartin40922 жыл бұрын
  • "If I kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed."

    @XLuftWaffleX@XLuftWaffleX10 жыл бұрын
    • ***** I've had a good day.

      @claudiajimenez7135@claudiajimenez713510 жыл бұрын
  • My two cents: Jayne: "I don't like the idea of someone hearing what I'm thinking." Inara: "No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking." Mal: "Zoe, ship is yours. Now remember, if anything happens to me or you don't hear from me within the hour, you take this ship and you come and get me." Zoe: "And risk my ship?"

    @wildpegasus13@wildpegasus1310 жыл бұрын
    • It's cold out there. I don't want to get left.

      @derekquigley5816@derekquigley5816 Жыл бұрын
  • Kaylee: "Is that him?" Mal: "That's the buffet table." Kaylee: "Well... how will we know unless we question it?"

    @musewolfman@musewolfman8 жыл бұрын
    • Snot at the party: Last year was better. Kaylee: Why? What did they have last year? Snot: Standards.

      @quarteracreadventures855@quarteracreadventures8556 жыл бұрын
    • Fine, don't make yourself sick.

      @tabithamartin4092@tabithamartin40924 жыл бұрын
    • I want to find a woman who looks at me the way Kaylee was looking at that buffet table.

      @txgunguy2766@txgunguy27663 жыл бұрын
    • @@txgunguy2766 You just want someone wot'll call yer "Cap'n Tightpants"

      @hellacoorinna9995@hellacoorinna99952 жыл бұрын
    • @@hellacoorinna9995 I don't care what she calls me as long as she looks at me like Kaylee's looking at the buffet table.

      @txgunguy2766@txgunguy27662 жыл бұрын
  • "Which are only sort of in order." Much like the original run of Firefly.

    @neelavdutta1049@neelavdutta10498 жыл бұрын
    • And Crusade...

      @NemoConsequentae@NemoConsequentae5 жыл бұрын
    • Mykl Langridge well you’re not wrong.

      @DeathByLego@DeathByLego4 жыл бұрын
  • "A government is a body of people, usually, notably ungoverned." - Shepherd Book

    @lenah9027@lenah90279 жыл бұрын
    • Simon: "Now you're quoting the captain."

      @chrishill601@chrishill6014 жыл бұрын
    • Very well said, Shepherd Book. Just look at our circumstances today. RIP Ron Glass

      @richardjohnson1261@richardjohnson12612 жыл бұрын
    • Reminds me of how much fun Terry Pratchett, somewhere on Discworld, got out of the fact that we'd believe a bunch of ppl who fix their own rules, claiming to have our best interest in mind.

      @Weirdkauz@Weirdkauz Жыл бұрын
  • River: Little soul, big world. Eat, sleep, and eat. Many souls. Mal: Cattle on the ship three weeks, she don't go near 'em. Suddenly we're on Jianying, and she's got a driving need to commune with the beasts? River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky, and they remember what they are. Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?

    @allenwilson5235@allenwilson523510 жыл бұрын
    • I totally get what Mal means there

      @arissantorisonmars9271@arissantorisonmars92714 жыл бұрын
    • @@arissantorisonmars9271 Everyone does. It was written that way, to make people feel clever when it really isn't. Neat trick.

      @VeritasEtAequitas@VeritasEtAequitas4 жыл бұрын
    • @@VeritasEtAequitas I know what you mean, but compared to dialogue in... well, basically every other tv show out there, it is pretty clever. Very few writers in the tv world have the chops to write something like this, which is a sad reality in itself, but hey, what are you gonna do.

      @hiTocopter@hiTocopter3 жыл бұрын
    • @@VeritasEtAequitas Easy for you to say. But I doubt you'd be capable of writing something like that.

      @larrysmith2638@larrysmith26382 жыл бұрын
    • @@larrysmith2638 He probably wouldn't be, but he's right about people wisely musing on dialogue as if they're among the rarefied few to understand it, when in reality this stuff is written by professionals trying very hard to make everyone understand it. KZhead comments are full of people with the "IS NO-ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT" or "AM I THE ONLY ONE TO NOTICE" and I just think... no, you're not the only one, we all watched the same fucking clip you're talking about

      @DaveDexterMusic@DaveDexterMusic2 жыл бұрын
  • "What do you pay him for?" "Hmm?" "What is his job on the ship?" "Public relations."

    @grahamvert8174@grahamvert81744 жыл бұрын
  • "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90lb girl. I don't think that's ever getting old."

    @EdgemanLL2@EdgemanLL28 жыл бұрын
    • Then she does it again a little later with even less effort.

      @barrylyndon5552@barrylyndon55527 жыл бұрын
    • I was gonna post that one. It's been my favorite line since I first heard it... followed by the one where he kicks that guy into the engine. Mal: "Now this is all the money Niska gave us in advance. You bring it back to him, tell him the job didn’t work out. We’re not thieves. Well we are thieves. Point is, we’re not taking what’s his. Now we’ll stay out of his way best we can from here on in. You explain that’s best for everyone, okay?" Crow: "Keep the money. Use it to by a funeral. It doesn’t matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down and the last thing you see will be my blade." Mal: "Darn." {he kicks him into the intake engine} Mal: "Now this is all the money Niska gave us in advance-" Niska thug: "Oh yeah, I’m good. Best thing for everyone. I’m right there with you."

      @jamesanthony8438@jamesanthony84387 жыл бұрын
    • "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-year old... man."

      @Assassinus2@Assassinus27 жыл бұрын
    • @@Assassinus2 "... with man boobs. Oh man."

      @UTU49@UTU494 жыл бұрын
    • @@Assassinus2 what man

      @Carloszavalalol@Carloszavalalol3 жыл бұрын
  • You missed my favorite one. "Wash, tell me I'm pretty?" "If I were unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion." "Cause I'm pretty?" "Cause you're pretty!"

    @shannonjhanlen@shannonjhanlen8 жыл бұрын
    • "Were I un-wed I would take you in a manly fashion."

      @laurens.8940@laurens.89407 жыл бұрын
    • Everyone deserves a friend like Wash. RIP.

      @KittyxGrimm@KittyxGrimm7 жыл бұрын
    • Kitty Grimm Thanks for the spoiler.

      @valos_cor7842@valos_cor78426 жыл бұрын
    • They got boy whores! Ain't that thoughtful?

      @elenachristian9860@elenachristian98606 жыл бұрын
    • LOL... I got to use this line in real life to cheer up a friend... she giggled like a school girl

      @shep182@shep1825 жыл бұрын
  • Two quotes I love that weren't on here: Zoe: "Excuse me, sir: I need this man to tear off all my clothes." Wash: "Work, work, work." Bandit: [robbing a couple on a floating wagon] You gonna give us what's due us and every damn thing else on that boat. And I think maybe you gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the misses. Jayne: Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal: [in disguise in a dress and large bonnet] How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne: If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal: [gasps] You are not the man I met a year ago.

    @BETRvids@BETRvids7 жыл бұрын
    • Everyone always remembers the pretty floral bonnet line, bit the lead-up to it is easily just as good.

      @musewolfman@musewolfman3 жыл бұрын
    • Simon: You're like a trained ape, only without the training.

      @cuscof2@cuscof2 Жыл бұрын
  • "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you!" Oh my God that line cracks me up every time!

    @BonnieLambeth@BonnieLambeth10 жыл бұрын
    • Bonnie Lambeth I kind of like the leadup a bit more. Robber: Then maybe a little alone time with the missus there. Jayne: Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you. See, I married myself a powerful ugly creature. Mal: Now how can you say that? In front of new people! Jayne: If I could make you purdier, I would. Mal: You are not the man I met a year ago.

      @timsmith618@timsmith6186 жыл бұрын
  • Kaylee: Tell me I'm pretty. Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: Because I'm pretty? Wash: Because you're pretty.

    @patriciahughes7516@patriciahughes75168 жыл бұрын
    • The best

      @lizanna6390@lizanna63904 жыл бұрын
  • "Hell of a shot there" "I was aiming for his head"

    @radicallarry4766@radicallarry47668 жыл бұрын
    • +GameCentral UK One of my favs

      @roncolpitts9806@roncolpitts98068 жыл бұрын
    • +GameCentral UK I was wondering how that didn't make the list, that's my favorite line along with "Am I the only one that remembers when she tried to kill me with a butcher knife?"

      @Abbenxena@Abbenxena8 жыл бұрын
    • +GameCentral UK In my opinion, that line is just one of Whedon's many homages to Blake's 7.

      @Calriec@Calriec8 жыл бұрын
    • lol was referenced on castle too XD I loled so hard at that

      @Daark_Karma@Daark_Karma6 жыл бұрын
    • @@Calriec Blake?

      @Carloszavalalol@Carloszavalalol3 жыл бұрын
  • My fave is "Psychic though? That sounds Science Fiction" "You live on a space ship dear..." I died. Also the Hero of Caton.

    @michaellaramee7984@michaellaramee79849 жыл бұрын
    • +Michael Laramee The man they call Jaaaaaayne!

      @andrascottier595@andrascottier5958 жыл бұрын
    • +András Cottier You had a riot on account of me?!?!

      @roncolpitts9806@roncolpitts98068 жыл бұрын
    • That one is definitely a favourite. 😂

      @triciaramgoolam4045@triciaramgoolam4045 Жыл бұрын
  • "Six men came to kill me one time. And the best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun … This is the best gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value … I call her Vera."

    @painterdood2484@painterdood24849 жыл бұрын
    • My ex named one of my mountain bikes Vera. I washed it up nicely before a race.

      @JoshuaTootell@JoshuaTootell5 жыл бұрын
    • Jayne and Vera is still a better love story than Twilight.

      @txgunguy2766@txgunguy27664 жыл бұрын
  • What about "She's a witch!" "Yeah, but she's our witch"

    @liamstanks1547@liamstanks15479 жыл бұрын
    • Agreed!

      @rconger24@rconger245 жыл бұрын
    • Big damn heroes

      @leroy2133@leroy21335 жыл бұрын
    • She's in congress?..

      @PikeBishop1@PikeBishop13 жыл бұрын
  • I can't believe the rest of the "Interesting Landing" didn't make it into your list... "This is the Captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence, and then explode."

    @JodianGaming@JodianGaming9 жыл бұрын
    • explode? i dont wanna explode!

      @stevenbaker470@stevenbaker4706 жыл бұрын
    • Do you really need all those grenades?

      @stephenleskowat4482@stephenleskowat44825 жыл бұрын
    • We're robbing the place, not occupying it.

      @SleakaJ@SleakaJ5 жыл бұрын
    • "Are we going to crash again?" Hope I got the quote right - it's been a while...

      @MarsFKA@MarsFKA5 жыл бұрын
    • "Just get her on the ground." "That's going to happen pretty definitely!"

      @AustinJFerret@AustinJFerret5 жыл бұрын
  • “No more running. I aim to misbehave.” That quote kinda sums up the whole series.

    @thel1195@thel11954 жыл бұрын
  • "Just get us on the ground." "That part will happen pretty definitely."

    @Arkalius80@Arkalius804 жыл бұрын
  • "Yes sir, take me, take hard." Best. Line. Ever.

    @Slender_Man_186@Slender_Man_1868 жыл бұрын
    • Especially delivered in Zoe's awesome deadpan face and voice!

      @curtismimilee3@curtismimilee38 жыл бұрын
    • +Douglas Mitchell, I don't know. I think it was when she asked Wash, "Remember that sex we were planning to have ever again?"

      @elizabetholiviaclark@elizabetholiviaclark8 жыл бұрын
    • +Douglas Mitchell well something about that's just downright unsettlin'

      @mulder19x95@mulder19x958 жыл бұрын
    • +Malcolm Reynolds Can you not do that while --- ever!

      @Napalm38382@Napalm383828 жыл бұрын
    • "Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."

      @Calvinosaur@Calvinosaur7 жыл бұрын
  • Can't believe nobody's mentioning: "Why, Banning Miller. What a vision you are in your fine dress. Must have taken a dozen slaves a dozen days to get you into that getup. 'Course your daddy tells me it takes the space of a school boy's wink to get you out of it again. " Galaxy-level Burn.

    @aaronfannin8971@aaronfannin89714 жыл бұрын
    • "I cannot abide useless people."

      @RaistliniltsiaR@RaistliniltsiaR2 жыл бұрын
    • @@RaistliniltsiaR I really hope that guy got some tail. Twinky-eyed silver fox, Kaylee should have taken him behind the hover-bike sheds

      @DaveDexterMusic@DaveDexterMusic2 жыл бұрын
  • how about "he's my husband" "well who in the damn galaxy aint?!"

    @runeshark22@runeshark228 жыл бұрын
  • Since it includes the quotes from Serenity you forgot one vital quote Alliance Operative: "Do you know what your sin is?" Mal: "Awe hell, I'm a fan of all seven! but right now, I'm gunna have to go with wrath!"

    @JustCallMeKopi@JustCallMeKopi7 жыл бұрын
    • Where are you hiding, little girl?

      @mrz80@mrz803 ай бұрын
  • Yeah, my favorite quote was in there: "My days of not takin' you serious are certainly comin' to a... a middle." - Mal to Jayne. I feel a binge watch coming on.

    @skentmar105@skentmar1054 жыл бұрын
    • Just rewatch we or after years and I will be immediately rewatching two or three more times

      @Frizzleman@Frizzleman11 ай бұрын
  • Where was Mal: "Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that." or Badger: "'Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple." Mal and Jayne: *sniggering* Badger: " ... of invites!"

    @jackfriedman7717@jackfriedman77178 жыл бұрын
    • I laughed a lot more than I should've at that scene! LOL

      @moreththerogue6218@moreththerogue62187 жыл бұрын
    • Jaynestown E7 Actor Kevin Gage brings Stitch Hessian best line ever while beating the Doctor, " 'Sir' !?! Look at me, you pantywaist idjit! I just spent the last four years steamin' in a hotbox, and you're 'sirrin' ME ?!? ".

      @SeaJay_Oceans@SeaJay_Oceans7 жыл бұрын
  • Jayne Cobb: Wha - are you-are you sayin' she's a witch? Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with the Beast. Jayne Cobb: She's in Congress? Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.

    @PackerBronco@PackerBronco8 жыл бұрын
    • Episode 5 SAFE

      @SeaJay_Oceans@SeaJay_Oceans7 жыл бұрын
    • No, that was from "Objects in space"

      @goldenvrpca7962@goldenvrpca79626 жыл бұрын
  • THE HEEEROOO OF CANTON THE MAN THEY CAL JAYNE!!! Symon- "now i know how people feel while turning crazy"

    @kirigreen9978@kirigreen99788 жыл бұрын
    • "When do we go to the crappy town where I'm a hero?"

      @AustinJFerret@AustinJFerret5 жыл бұрын
    • "Jayne, why is there a statue of you lookin' at me like I owe it money?"

      @guysky3873@guysky38735 жыл бұрын
    • Wash: "I think they captured him though. You know. Captured his essence." Kaylee: "Looks sorta angry, don’t he?" Wash: "That's kinda what I meant."

      @Zander2212@Zander22124 жыл бұрын
    • Now I know what going mad feels like.

      @RaibDarkin@RaibDarkin4 жыл бұрын
    • @@RaibDarkin *The Hero of Canton starts* No, this is what going mad feels like.

      @Zander2212@Zander22124 жыл бұрын
  • Sad you didn't include: "In all this time on the ship... I've always regretted.. not being with you" - Simon "With me? You mean to say... as in Sex?"- Kaylee "I mean to say" - Simon "To hell with this!" cocks weapon "I'm gonna live!" - Kaylee

    @majorplothole2620@majorplothole26207 жыл бұрын
    • Fuckin EH!

      @Crimethoughtfull@Crimethoughtfull5 жыл бұрын
    • mike sixx I aim to misbehave is Serenity as well

      @ThisIsMego@ThisIsMego5 жыл бұрын
  • Idk about you all, but I look everyday for the opportunity to say, "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!!!

    @jlysaght3679@jlysaght367910 жыл бұрын
    • I'm the same, but sadly those opportunities are infrequent unless you have a group of highly unstrustworthy friends. But hey, my sister got me a T-shirt with that qoute for Christmas, so that's nearly as good as getting to say it :P

      @WolfsGamingBlog@WolfsGamingBlog10 жыл бұрын
    • Playing Munchkin with my friends gives an over abundance of opportunities to use the phrase.

      @ishouldgetacoolname@ishouldgetacoolname10 жыл бұрын
    • And "Risk"

      @jlysaght3679@jlysaght367910 жыл бұрын
    • @@jlysaght3679 And "Illuminati". They have special rules that cover cheating.

      @NemoConsequentae@NemoConsequentae5 жыл бұрын
  • "Finally we can retire and give up this life of crime"

    @jacobrottmann@jacobrottmann7 жыл бұрын
    • *at last

      @jacobrottmann@jacobrottmann7 жыл бұрын
  • So many 'favorites', Firefly is one of those shows where you can point to any moment and say "THIS is the best part!" But I gotta say I think my favorite single quote is the whole: "Well, looks like we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us, Zoe?" "Big damn heroes, captain." "Ain't. We. Just."

    @Firewater513@Firewater5139 жыл бұрын
    • I aim to misbehave. Plus Book's whole death scene

      @kaxe666@kaxe6663 жыл бұрын
    • But, that girl's a witch! Yeah, but she's our witch. So, cut her the hell down!

      @ltmundy1164@ltmundy11642 жыл бұрын
  • Wash: “Likely crash and kill us all.” Mal: “Well, if that happens, let me know.” Wash: “Okay.”

    @RYPIRATE2000@RYPIRATE20007 жыл бұрын
  • how does a show that lasted one season have so many great lines?

    @FLOABName@FLOABName10 жыл бұрын
    • The lines are characteristic of Whedon et al. It only lasted one season because it was betrayed by an evil alliance called Fox which was run by untalented, unintelligent, and incompetent managers (who probably wore blue gloves).

      @garymerinstein70@garymerinstein7010 жыл бұрын
    • Joss Whedon

      @nobudgetreviewer@nobudgetreviewer10 жыл бұрын
    • Because Fox’s writers and show runners are smart. Their executives? Not so much.

      @gawainethefirst@gawainethefirst6 жыл бұрын
    • because it was the best...and they never should have cancelled it...

      @ayayla7846@ayayla78465 жыл бұрын
    • cause its the best of all time

      @arissantorisonmars9271@arissantorisonmars92714 жыл бұрын
  • How is "I'm guessing you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling" not make it in this list?

    @vanquished27@vanquished279 жыл бұрын
    • we will rules over all this land and call it this land

      @raven4k998@raven4k9982 жыл бұрын
    • How did "every man go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon", a grand entrance delivered by one Mr. Alan Tudyk, not make this list

      @hamburgerdog25@hamburgerdog25 Жыл бұрын
  • "we may experience some slight turbulence and then, explode" thats my favorite

    @TheEndPermian@TheEndPermian7 жыл бұрын
  • Mal: Tracey, ain't you dead yet? Tracey: Through no fault of my own, Sarge. Mal: Shame. I wanted your beans.

    @timsmith618@timsmith6187 жыл бұрын
  • "Ah the pitter patter of tiny feet in large combat boots. SHUT UP!"-Mal 😂😂

    @lilthuimsteele5553@lilthuimsteele55536 жыл бұрын
  • you forgot these ones River: They say the snow on the roof is too heavy, they say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger. Book: River, please. why don't you come out. River: No! I can't. It's too much hair. Book: Is that it? Zoe: Hell yes, Preacher. If I didn't have stuff to get done I'd be in there with her. Zoe: River, honey, he's putting the hair away now. River: Doesn't matter. It'll still be there.

    @SupernaturalFantic11@SupernaturalFantic1110 жыл бұрын
    • it'll still be there... HIDING

      @maaaaaay@maaaaaay5 жыл бұрын
    • @mike sixx Zoe's reaction is even better.

      @SpSot@SpSot5 жыл бұрын
    • @@maaaaaay Doesn't she say "It'll still be there ... waiting..."?

      @Frankie2012channel@Frankie2012channel4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Frankie2012channel crap, probably haha

      @maaaaaay@maaaaaay4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Frankie2012channel ...that she does! :) "Scary hair!"

      @R.M.MacFru@R.M.MacFru4 жыл бұрын
  • Kaylee: Grav boot ain't your trouble. I seen the trouble plain as day when I was down there on my back before.

    @MrRoboskippy@MrRoboskippy9 жыл бұрын
    • Which I suppose means that Bester was as lousy a lover as he was a mechanic, if Kaylee had the ability to notice anything about the engine.

      @mhfuzzball@mhfuzzball4 жыл бұрын
  • "Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find, but it was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's looking to kill some folk. So really it's his will you should worry about thwarting."

    @1337ijs@1337ijs10 жыл бұрын
    • "The girl is a witch!" -"Yeah, but she's OUR witch"...*Mal cocks shotgun, aiming it at the crowd of crazies*..."So cut her the hell down."

      @MarionetteSaviour@MarionetteSaviour6 жыл бұрын
  • Apparently Joss Whedon had SEVEN series of Firefly planned and finished in a ring binder ready and waiting to be produced.. WHY FOX? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!???!!!!???

    @RoxyGotMoxy.@RoxyGotMoxy.10 жыл бұрын
    • Joss really needs to find a network to carry the show, seriously.

      @Leathurkatt@Leathurkatt10 жыл бұрын
    • If you watched the 10th Anniversary special, the show was gonna get DARK. Even with Inara dying....

      @jenniferkelly3738@jenniferkelly37389 жыл бұрын
    • You gotta wonder is Wash and Book would have lived if the series was still playing and the movie hadn't happened...

      @jenniferkelly3738@jenniferkelly37389 жыл бұрын
    • Piss take.. the thing is the actors are just that litte too old for the roles now, like Orlando for Legolas it looks like a joke. It's a piss take that they didn't get to finish it, Firefly was so unique!

      @danielloreand7819@danielloreand78199 жыл бұрын
    • A shamefur dispray!!! Unfortunately this. just look at Nathan Fillion, he's a chubby now.

      @Snabader@Snabader9 жыл бұрын
  • Zoe: "This is something the Captain needs to do on his own..." Mal: "NO, HE DOESN'T!!!" Zoe: "oh...." Zoe and the crew shoot henchman... Wish that one made it....

    @majorrole2508@majorrole25088 жыл бұрын
    • +Major Role thanks, for mentioning. I laughed really hard on this))

      @kirigreen9978@kirigreen99788 жыл бұрын
    • I love the way she says "oh".

      @SpSot@SpSot5 жыл бұрын
    • What really sells that moment for me is the mix of genuine surprise and deadpan matter-of-fact-ness when Gina Torres delivers that second line.

      @franzsanders9573@franzsanders95735 жыл бұрын
    • One of the best quotes in anything for me

      @uhhhpersoniguess@uhhhpersoniguess2 жыл бұрын
    • i forgot the exact quote but its when mal was all but dead. and he" s like "you wanna see the real me now"?

      @aaronhopple5551@aaronhopple55512 жыл бұрын
  • Screw FOX for their incompetence to get this show canceled. Best damn TV show and movie. On my top 3 list of all time.

    @htwingnut@htwingnut9 жыл бұрын
    • htwingnut you misspelled "impotence"

      @thethievesdomain8360@thethievesdomain83605 жыл бұрын
  • "My food is problematic!" I miss this show...

    @asteri0nyxx@asteri0nyxx9 жыл бұрын
  • I'm haunted by the last line of "Objects in Space". She's holding a little jack-ball that looks like a planet, and murmurs "I can win this." I thought she was literally talking about the jacks game. The moment totally foreshadows her revelation of Miranda. She's gonna rule the Verse one day. In a good way.

    @ataaah@ataaah10 жыл бұрын
    • Love em

      @newn0z@newn0z10 жыл бұрын
    • It looked like Miranda...

      @goldenvrpca7962@goldenvrpca79626 жыл бұрын
  • "Somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps" Yep, that's no Shepard! I wish had more of his backstory.

    @NorthForkFisherman@NorthForkFisherman9 жыл бұрын
    • There's a comic book dedicated to that subject ;)

      @darkmarc0689@darkmarc06899 жыл бұрын
    • So does everyone who watched this show :(

      @TheOriginalElkstone@TheOriginalElkstone9 жыл бұрын
    • darkmarc0689 :O source/name? :)

      @noremac74564@noremac745649 жыл бұрын
    • rauke The Shepherd's Tale by Zack Whedon from Dark horse comics. There are quite a few firefly comics if ur interested en. wikipedia.org/wiki/Serenity_comics

      @darkmarc0689@darkmarc06899 жыл бұрын
    • NorthForkFisherman Insert arrow/bullet to the knee joke here.

      @Demonimation@Demonimation9 жыл бұрын
  • "Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance..." "Oh, I get it! I'm good. Best thing for everyone."

    @juliahenriques210@juliahenriques2108 жыл бұрын
    • Julia Linne he might be harbering some resentment for putting his man through our engine

      @vincentbourgon2517@vincentbourgon25176 жыл бұрын
    • YES 😂

      @flankspeed@flankspeed4 жыл бұрын
  • My SGT. said " If you can't run, walk. If you can't walk, crawl. If you can't crawl, then get some one to carry you." He said that in 1986. That was and is my favorite quote. It means never give up, till they throw dirt on your grave. Bring back Firefly!! It was just good entertainment, like Gun Smoke.

    @hogheadtb6489@hogheadtb64899 жыл бұрын
    • Gulf 1?

      @jimmy2k4o@jimmy2k4o9 жыл бұрын
    • When I was in the 'Stan in 2010 the Aid station had a placard of that statement hung in the waiting area.

      @brose2323@brose2323 Жыл бұрын
  • My favorite: Inara- "I like watching the game. As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back"

    @TheManKnownAsAi@TheManKnownAsAi10 жыл бұрын
    • And in the same scene, after Mal picked the guy’s pocket, explaining to Inara: “They made the money off of the backs of hard-working sleeps, but don’t worry, he won’t notice until after he’s had his second drink.” Gets tapped on the shoulder by the same guy. Without looking, says “Good drinker, that one!” And turns to fight him, starting a brawl.

      @szahmad2416@szahmad24162 жыл бұрын
  • "-mercy is the mark of a great man *stab* -guess i'm just a good man *stab* -well i'm allright" my favorite x)

    @simpox94@simpox9410 жыл бұрын
  • "How do I know that you won't kill me in my sleep?" "If I do, you'll be awake; you'll be facing me and you'll be armed." Ahh, yes...that lovely conversation between Simon and Mal in the cockpit, right after Kaylee got shot. 😁 I DO so love the banter between Mal and Zoe.

    @christina113704@christina1137047 жыл бұрын
    • And from Serenity: Mal: He offered to pay you, didn't he? Why didn't you take it? Jayne: He didn't offer enough. Mal: What happens when someone does? Jayne: Well... That'll be an interesting day.

      @NemoConsequentae@NemoConsequentae5 жыл бұрын
    • @@NemoConsequentae I have definitely watched Firefly a lot of times because I think I know that exchange nearly word for word. "Why didn't you turn on me, Jayne?" "Money wasn't good enough." "What happens when it is?" "Weeellll... that'll be an interesting day." "(I) imagine it will."

      @UTU49@UTU494 жыл бұрын
    • Hilarious that in the movie, the guy chasing them says “Let’s talk. I’m unarmed…” Mal: “Good!” and shoots him.

      @szahmad2416@szahmad24162 жыл бұрын
    • @@szahmad2416 I think Mal is my favorite, but I do like River and Zoe.

      @christina113704@christina1137042 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@szahmad2416 I think that Mal knowing he's an assassin makes that an even playing field in Mal's mind.

      @deathandcats@deathandcats11 ай бұрын
  • I think my favorite one is this quote from River: "They weren't cows before. They used to be but they forgot. Now they see sky and remember what they are."

    @NotRoseSpacesingOut@NotRoseSpacesingOut5 жыл бұрын
  • My favorite: Zoë Washburne: Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something. Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: [alarmed] Oh, my God. What can it be? We're all doomed! [shouts] Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: Who's flying this thing!? Zoë Washburne: [straight faced] Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: Oh right, that would be me. Uh, back to work.

    @classicalpotato6789@classicalpotato67898 жыл бұрын
  • Mal: I had a good day. Simon: You had the Alliance on you, criminals, and savages. Half the people on the ship have been shot or wounded, including yourself, and you're harbouring known fugitives. Mal: Well, we're still flying. Simon: That's not much. Mal: It's enough. i cri erry tim

    @Jodabomb24@Jodabomb249 жыл бұрын
  • Mal: "She has a name, Jayne." Jayne: "This too, I call her Vera."

    @rudolftrost3534@rudolftrost35347 жыл бұрын
    • The funny thing is that "Vera" on Serbian language means faith.

      @vladimircirika9142@vladimircirika91426 жыл бұрын
    • And then Mal: "Well, my days o' not takin' you seriously are certainly comin' to a middle."

      @MarionetteSaviour@MarionetteSaviour6 жыл бұрын
  • Firefly. It made you laugh, it made you cry, it made you hate everything, especially Fox...

    @firiel2366@firiel23669 жыл бұрын
  • "Lets be bad guys" "Boy sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?" ''I'm not threatening you, I'm unarmed" "Good" (BANG) ''That's right, of course. Because they wouldn't have arrested me if we got boarded. I´m just the pilot. I could always say that I was flying the ship by accident" Just a few of my favorite lines from the show and the movie :)

    @bjarkiormsson40@bjarkiormsson409 жыл бұрын
    • i m not an idiot though, i wear body armor !

      @Zaluskowsky@Zaluskowsky4 жыл бұрын
    • Actually used that one once in a real situation too. Love me some firefly.

      @theraven6836@theraven68362 жыл бұрын
    • Love the grenades one: not one single simple character on this show. Three cheers for Jayne.

      @Weirdkauz@Weirdkauz Жыл бұрын
  • Easily the best scifi show ever, better even than Star Trek. Obviously doomed from the start by its' exceptional production quality, outstanding writing, and the chemistry between the cast members.

    @jimcid9586@jimcid958610 жыл бұрын
    • Yup.

      @Golgafrinchamdent@Golgafrinchamdent10 жыл бұрын
    • FOX has always been controversial, however Firefly being taken of the air is the single biggest reason I'll be annoyed with them forever!

      @Moreththerogue@Moreththerogue10 жыл бұрын
    • I dream of a new series with all the original cast, set in the time between the end of the series and the movie Serenity. So many unanswered questions, so many new possibilities!

      @jimcid9586@jimcid958610 жыл бұрын
    • Jim Cid Probably will never happen, not with Joss Weadon anyways. He's too busy making billion dollar movies right now.

      @Dimitri1221XxX@Dimitri1221XxX10 жыл бұрын
    • Dimitri Sainis Sadly true. However, we might someday see a movie or series placed in the Firefly universe; remember the original Star Trek was cancelled after a few seasons and now look at the franchise!

      @jimcid9586@jimcid958610 жыл бұрын
  • Kaylee: How come you don't care where you're going? Book: 'Cause how you get there is the worthier part. RIP Ron Glass

    @VladTheRad@VladTheRad7 жыл бұрын
  • "You live on a spaceship dear." "So?"

    @chrismusix5669@chrismusix56697 жыл бұрын
  • "I'm a leaf on the wind" *joss Wheadon* "Let's harpoon him in the chest"

    @acdc14terrace@acdc14terrace9 жыл бұрын
    • Whedon said he never wanted to kill him off, he was one of the characters he said he never would kill off, but ue did it because the show got cancelled.

      @larmoth401@larmoth4019 жыл бұрын
    • He did it because doing a movie has "certain requirements", his words.

      @nailagciad@nailagciad9 жыл бұрын
    • larmoth401 He did it because he could just like when he killed Fred. I hate you, Whedon! Well, "hate" may be too strong - but I dislike you really a lot. Sometimes.

      @badweetabix@badweetabix9 жыл бұрын
    • larmoth401 I remember him saying that if he knew that Firefly definitely wasn't coming back after Serenity, then he wouldn't have killed Wash off. I think he said it at the 10th anniversary Firefly Comic-Con panel.

      @unholyjebus@unholyjebus9 жыл бұрын
    • Everyone complains about Wash getting killed off (R.I.P. Wash) but what about Sheperd Derrial Book?

      @NoSignofSanity@NoSignofSanity9 жыл бұрын
  • "I swallowed a bug" -River :D

    @TheAnnieBoboX@TheAnnieBoboX9 жыл бұрын
  • RIP Ron Glass

    @gregadams558@gregadams5587 жыл бұрын
    • We love you and miss you Ron, see you again when it's our turn... can't stop the signal.

      @SeaJay_Oceans@SeaJay_Oceans7 жыл бұрын
  • "You wanna run this ship?" "Yes." "Well...ya can't." Classic

    @autumnstamford1871@autumnstamford18719 жыл бұрын
  • "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

    @FoxTrottts@FoxTrottts7 жыл бұрын
  • "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed."

    @ProfezorSnayp@ProfezorSnayp9 жыл бұрын
    • ...you can look it up later...

      @D4K44R1@D4K44R19 жыл бұрын
    • justme man Stop it, Ron!

      @D4K44R1@D4K44R19 жыл бұрын
  • "We have done impossible things. That makes us mighty."

    @Nyarlathotep1960@Nyarlathotep196010 жыл бұрын
  • My favorite River, staring into a birth canal, "I wonder who'se in there?"

    @MAHillsgrove@MAHillsgrove8 жыл бұрын
  • *poke* guess i'm just a good man. *poke* well I'm alright

    @Chaz22@Chaz228 жыл бұрын
    • This is one of my favorites and I mutter it to myself a lot

      @lasirena23@lasirena235 жыл бұрын
  • Inara: "I wish you hundreds of fat children" I say that every time someone tells me they're dating someone new and it never gets old :)

    @PaulaMer34@PaulaMer349 жыл бұрын
  • "Every well bred petty crook knows that the small concealable weapons go on the far left of the placesetting." Inara, too savage 😂

    @LittleMissLatvia1@LittleMissLatvia15 жыл бұрын
  • and my favorite bookend, as the ship was flying off into the credits and some object falls off the ship Mal says, "What was that?"

    @traceybolden7227@traceybolden72274 жыл бұрын
    • Jus ''nother gorram buffer panel.

      @ltmundy1164@ltmundy11642 жыл бұрын
  • Harrow: You didn't have to wound that man. Mal: Yeah I know, it was just funny.

    @cianwrathall6220@cianwrathall62204 жыл бұрын
  • "I'm lost; I'm angry; and, I'm armed." - Captain Mal

    @Darkechilde@Darkechilde7 жыл бұрын
  • I don't often read through the comments on a video, because flame wars start so easily and that can be *so* depressing, but how wonderful it is to read these and see commenters who are all on the same page. Please don't take this the wrong way, but I have been as royally entertained reading these comments as I was when watching this great series. With fans like us, Firefly and Serenity will always be there.

    @MarsFKA@MarsFKA5 жыл бұрын
  • Just for those that couldnt fully understand what he said at 6:02 Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Love. You can learn all the math in the 'Verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her a home.

    @donnied6151@donnied61519 жыл бұрын
    • And right after he makes that pretty speech, something falls off the ship and he's like, "What was that?"

      @sunsetarts@sunsetarts9 жыл бұрын
    • Best.

      @deborahhanna6640@deborahhanna66405 жыл бұрын
    • @@sunsetarts Pretty sure it was that primary buffer panel again...

      @NemoConsequentae@NemoConsequentae5 жыл бұрын
    • Actually, I'm guessing that at least 98% of the people watching this were reciting all these lines from memory.

      @larrysmith2638@larrysmith26382 жыл бұрын
    • THIS is how the SHIP in a series becomes a character in and of itself!

      @RuralTowner@RuralTowner2 жыл бұрын
  • You should have made the bonnet scene longer. Bandit: ...And i'm thinking you'll give me some one on one time with the missus. Jayne: Well, see i married myself a powerful ugly creature. Mal: How can you say that! How can you shame me in front of strangers? (etc...)

    @seiseahl1281@seiseahl12819 жыл бұрын
  • Well, I have a hard enough time keeping track of her when she's NOT incorporeally possessing a ship...

    @josephdavis9234@josephdavis92348 жыл бұрын
  • I always liked Wash's comment in Our Mrs. Reynolds, "Aww, We always thought you two would get together someday, Who is she again?", or something like that.

    @Humbilly@Humbilly9 жыл бұрын
  • One of my favorite quotes was Zoe "Do you know what the definition of a hero is, someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." And Mal's "As I recall an albatross was a ship's good luck til some idiot tried to kill it. Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint."

    @fifia.2927@fifia.29273 жыл бұрын
  • I swear by my pretty floral bonnet these are the best quotes in the 'verse

    @jack002tuber@jack002tuber10 жыл бұрын
    • Ain't they just?

      @Epodmusic17@Epodmusic1710 жыл бұрын
    • I agree, Jack

      @jack002tuber@jack002tuber5 жыл бұрын
  • My all time favorite is. " Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."

    @navinnedrawnotrealname5632@navinnedrawnotrealname56328 жыл бұрын
  • The world would now be a shinier place had we received 10 or more seasons of Firefly.

    @cenewman007@cenewman0075 жыл бұрын
    • Totally agree; all those moments we could have had, and how we would have come to know those characters. We can only remember what we have, and imagine the rest.

      @viderati@viderati Жыл бұрын
    • Well, we have a more or less-large series of Firefly-Comics wich dive deeper into the Universe and tell us of the fate of the crew.

      @consultantmate@consultantmate6 ай бұрын
  • I might have missed it, but I love the part where jane is testing the radio standing next to Mal and he asks if he can here him. Jane " testing... can you hear me " Mal " im standing right here " Jane ' your coming in good and loud " Mal " cuz im staning right here"

    @moxica6478@moxica64788 жыл бұрын
    • +Moxica of course I meant " hear" not here

      @moxica6478@moxica64788 жыл бұрын
    • You got it right the first time.

      @egg7212@egg72127 жыл бұрын
  • "You paid money for this? On purpose?"

    @hankrearden20@hankrearden208 жыл бұрын
  • Kaylee: Going on a year now I ain't had nothing twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries. Mal: Oh god! I can't know that! Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more. ---- Wash: Oh my god, it's grotesque! Oh, and there's something in a jar. Also, this one might be a blooper, but it's still funny. Mal: Well, my days of not taking you seriously certainly are coming to a middle. Jayne. Dammit, Mal......I forgot my line!

    @ITheLoZKingI@ITheLoZKingI7 жыл бұрын
    • Last one is a blooper.

      @RuralTowner@RuralTowner2 жыл бұрын
  • What about - I appreciate you coming. - Well, any friend of Inara's a strictly businesslike relationship of mine.

    @evgenyvarganov1892@evgenyvarganov18927 жыл бұрын
  • "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal". Moment I fell in love with that character, RIP

    @julz9717@julz97177 жыл бұрын
  • "Guy killed me Mal. He killed me with a sword, how weird is that?"

    @StephanieLeannSimmons@StephanieLeannSimmons4 жыл бұрын
  • Best Gorram T.V. show in the 'verse.

    @rowanallenrules@rowanallenrules10 жыл бұрын
  • I like River freaking out 'cause of the preacher's hair!! "Too much hair!!" lol

    @yuelie@yuelie7 жыл бұрын
  • "This landing is gonna get pretty interesting!" "Define interesting." "Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die!" Probably my favorite :)

    @TyRhy521@TyRhy5219 жыл бұрын
    • ***** That one's probably my second favourite. Top has to be "You wanna run this ship?!" "Yes..." Well... ... You can't..."

      @Grigeral@Grigeral8 жыл бұрын
    • Grigeral Haha yes! That's one of my favorite ones as well! Jayne is awesome!! :D

      @TyRhy521@TyRhy5218 жыл бұрын
    • Jayne: We're gonna explode? I don't want to explode..

      @classicalpotato6789@classicalpotato67898 жыл бұрын
    • picking a favorite is hard but one of mine is definitely: "If you take sexual advantage of her, you will go to a very special Hell. one reserved for child molesters, and people who talk in the theater."

      @SpiderandMosquito@SpiderandMosquito8 жыл бұрын
    • "Big Damn Heroes!"

      @SpiderandMosquito@SpiderandMosquito8 жыл бұрын
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