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School is in session at Daily Show University! Why waste your money on a communications major, when you can watch this compilation for free and educate yourself on important subjects, like which countries are mad at each other, how business works, K-pop, realistic career guidance, and math for real estate. #TDSThrowback #DailyShow #comedy
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  • As a Nigerian, the thing between Nigeria and Ghana isn’t hate. It’s friendly banter and we actually relate very well with Ghanaians than any other African people. Nice video! 👍

    @fitcircus@fitcircus8 ай бұрын

    • As a Nigerian, this is a comedy show bro😂

      @danieletie288@danieletie2887 ай бұрын

    • I mean you didn’t hear him say that the beef between the two countries was how they make rice? That was a joke…

      @anthonydixon4636@anthonydixon46365 ай бұрын

  • Roy Wood--sooo sharp he’s irreverent and hilarious but understated, great timing. LOVE THHIS ROY

    @oliveoyal@oliveoyal8 ай бұрын

  • How to be a Journalist segment is hilarious and spot on!😂

    @J.M.-nb4gw@J.M.-nb4gw8 ай бұрын

  • The “how business works” segment was actually really insightful.

    @Yobama007@Yobama0078 ай бұрын

    • And very truthful.

      @id10t98@id10t988 ай бұрын

    • Let’s not forget that if you don’t pay your taxes then the state will seize your assets, including the home, so you will never truly own anything in this country. Everyone is just a renter.

      @jon-zap@jon-zap8 ай бұрын

    • I was totally floored with the accuracy 😮

      @offtarget1758@offtarget17588 ай бұрын

    • Yeah they didn't even mention the Americans that lost their jobs to outsourcing because really we don't matter.

      @nugsnjugs9954@nugsnjugs99548 ай бұрын

    • ​@@jon-zapunless of course you're rich and White

      @bobbystclaire@bobbystclaire8 ай бұрын

  • that entire thing was terrifyingly spot on. I'm so glad Lewis Black is back. Desi, Ronnie and Roy are just comic gold. I wish I could have given it 2 thumbs up.

    @_martin_s@_martin_s8 ай бұрын

    • Umm I think these are all old segments since writers are STILL on strike!

      @J.M.-nb4gw@J.M.-nb4gw8 ай бұрын

    • @@J.M.-nb4gw Lewis Black was away for a while. He has come back into the fold in the past couple years. That's all I was saying about him. I am not watching regularly so the segments were new to me.

      @_martin_s@_martin_s8 ай бұрын

  • History, Music, Math Classes, and Grandpa Lew's Guidance are totally awesome . How to be a Journalist segment is hilarious and spot on!.

    @user-pq9ii6dh5p@user-pq9ii6dh5p8 ай бұрын

  • 3:03 "How Business Works" is THE BEST EDUCATIONAL VIDEO I have ever seen!

    @TruthrConsequences@TruthrConsequences8 ай бұрын

  • We need more of the geography classes

    @iunteh8326@iunteh83268 ай бұрын

  • You said you wouldn't get to it. Nigeria and Ghana is so True and I can't stop laughing about the NUKES. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @abraham_o@abraham_o8 ай бұрын

    • Tru

      @rabzy595@rabzy5958 ай бұрын

    • Sooo...a rice war?

      @chezmoi42@chezmoi428 ай бұрын

    • ​@@chezmoi42😂 Not a war, just a kind of who cooks 'Jollof' Rice better.

      @abraham_o@abraham_o8 ай бұрын

  • They really need to have this be the updated "Schoolhouse Rocks". These kids need a reality check. Lol

    @honeyv540@honeyv5408 ай бұрын

  • Math/computer nerd here: A professor at a nearby university, asked me to submit some examples of the real use of advanced math in business for his grad students who believed that they only need to balance their checkbooks. Yeah, I had to explain it to him too. Very sad.

    @oldrrocr@oldrrocr8 ай бұрын

    • I'm more shocked that his grad students a) had checkbooks and b) balanced them.

      @margolious@margolious3 ай бұрын

  • Turkey is the Nene Leaks of Europe 🤣🤣🤣

    @q17artsdesigns10@q17artsdesigns108 ай бұрын

  • The American dream, a majority of people working at warehouses and having to share a 1b/1b with 5 other people so that billionaires can go to space and buy Twitter.

    @user-te4ym8px6d@user-te4ym8px6d8 ай бұрын

  • Roy Wood Junior is an Ace!

    @cmichellesummers@cmichellesummers7 ай бұрын

  • The opening part about the cab driver made me laugh. I was visiting my Niece in NYC & I was sitting next to our cab driver who was a Sunni. I said to him, "I've heard about there being dissension between Sunnis & Shias but I don't understand what is at its roots. Could you explain it to me?" My Niece let out an "oh man" in the back seat but I was curious. Well, I had a wonderful conversation with our cab driver. When we got to our destination I thanked him for explaining it to me. We shook hands & went on our way.

    @dee_dee_place@dee_dee_place8 ай бұрын

    • Oh man, what was the long and short of it! Share it, please!!!

      @lyndiss.2017@lyndiss.20178 ай бұрын

    • @@lyndiss.2017 Sunnis believe that government & religion should be kept separate (like in the USA) & Shias believe that government & religion are one & the same (think the morality police who killed the young girl for not wearing proper Muslim garb in Iran). That's the long & the short of it. Just to be clear, this description is of the governmental big wigs & not necessarily the people themselves.

      @dee_dee_place@dee_dee_place8 ай бұрын

    • uhhh.... Muslims are people. Islam is their religion. Sikhs are Sikhs, but "Shiekhs" are actually also Muslims... I'm sure it was pretty easy for you to find whatever he said fascinating.

      @FlanaFugue@FlanaFugue8 ай бұрын

    • Sheikh

      @bobbystclaire@bobbystclaire8 ай бұрын

    • @@FlanaFugueI read Muslims/Islams and went huhhhhhhhh😂😂😂

      @andriadaisy@andriadaisy8 ай бұрын

  • 10:20 lololol “this country isn’t gonna be around that long.” The fact that we’re all tired enough to just chuckle at our slow collapse is peak slow apocalypse.

    @dylanjwagner@dylanjwagner8 ай бұрын

  • History, Music, Math Classes, and Grandpa Lew's Guidance are totally awesome 😊

    @jdavis1214@jdavis12148 ай бұрын

  • Pleae, do more of these skits!! They are so funny and almost true! 😂😂😂

    @missouriprideusa6241@missouriprideusa62418 ай бұрын

  • Just in case anyone was wondering, the capital of Mozambique is Maputo.

    @helixisverygay7831@helixisverygay78318 ай бұрын

  • “… and they’ve droned zero weddings…” Ronny, I love you!

    @birbluv9595@birbluv95954 ай бұрын

  • Americans pretending to be Canadian, because nobody hates Canada, is like my dad who was german) pretending to be swiss, when he lived in Israel.

    @martinbruhn5274@martinbruhn52748 ай бұрын

    • and israelis pretend to be anything in dubai but to say they Israelis some even say they Palestinians 😂

      @docaz9453@docaz94538 ай бұрын

    • What happens in Dubai, stays in Dubai

      @jimidando@jimidando2 ай бұрын

  • Grandpa--I mean Guidance Counselor Lew--really did us a solid talking to Kylie about being caged in a system that does it to tell us, "Exactly, Shirley!"

    @kittyonmydesk5532@kittyonmydesk55327 ай бұрын

  • One time I was abroad and ran into an Australian family during 2017-2018. (I was not in Australia, so they were also tourists, lol), and they asked if I was Canadian. I said, "Sadly, no--I'm American." Had some great convos with them during the self-guided tour, lol.

    @ErutaniaRose@ErutaniaRose8 ай бұрын

    • Teacher Roy I never knew 😂😂😂 how can one not love Geography with such excellent teacher❤❤❤

      @goddessgoddess6790@goddessgoddess67908 ай бұрын

    • I detest my fellow Americans as much as the next guy, but I will never be ashamed of being from there. Don’t mistake foreigners’ jealousy for hate.

      @MM-iy7gz@MM-iy7gz6 ай бұрын

  • So much fun! I love this school, and I want to go there!

    @patsyshafchuk5368@patsyshafchuk53688 ай бұрын

    • Me Too😂😂😂

      @psycsoci@psycsoci8 ай бұрын

  • I actually always display a New Zealand flag when overseas. Just watch the attitudes change when they find out you’re not a yank.

    @Thetimrobertson@Thetimrobertson8 ай бұрын

  • This is the most fun depressing video in long time

    @xonicx7@xonicx78 ай бұрын

  • Ghana : "I hate you" Nigeria :"Are you making this a rice thing ?"

    @bishop6218@bishop62188 ай бұрын

  • Ahhhh Lewis Black destroying young children’s dreams one at a time😂

    @madyjules@madyjules8 ай бұрын

  • Ronny Chieng for President!

    @tedhennings4746@tedhennings47468 ай бұрын

  • The Daily Show with Ronnie & Roy. Sounds perfect

    @OccuBot2011@OccuBot20118 ай бұрын

  • " English and the British " XD lol❤❤❤❤❤

    @meganwynn372@meganwynn3728 ай бұрын

  • Like am aware of the impact of American music in shaping kpop which is why am always scratching my head each time I see people talking about how the current kpop generation is becoming too westernized. Like, did they just notice that now? I thought it was obvious.

    @CaraMarie13@CaraMarie138 ай бұрын

  • "I'm a licensed real estate agent, like 1/3 of adults in America!" LOL - I'm a real estate broker - almost spit out my coffee!

    @davidallen4026@davidallen40267 ай бұрын

  • Actually, as a Vietnamese myself, I don't think we hate Cambodian people that much. Yeah, we don't get along sometimes, but I don't think we have to use the word 'hate' in this case.

    @yendang8840@yendang88408 ай бұрын

    • comedy is usually exaggerated, so best not to take literally

      @iwanttovote6053@iwanttovote60538 ай бұрын

  • Ronnie great job and learned fascinating stuff!

    @ekdaufin1485@ekdaufin14858 ай бұрын

  • the gov. endorsement of kpop is a recent phenomenon - ronnie was wrong with that one - it's only when bts became so big did they start paying attention. before that kpop was discouraged and the gov purposely censored or restricted kpop and tried to promote the more tradition form of korenan -"pop" , aka GAYO. kpop in its modern incarnation started in the 90s.

    @onlinename8066@onlinename80668 ай бұрын

  • Lesson #7: Computers are not magic. They all work on what is called "Boolean algebra" or logic, operating on binary bits.

    @johnphantom@johnphantom8 ай бұрын

    • I like you, you are a funny one. ACTUALLY they work off of magic blue smoke which escapes the chips when too much voltage or heat is applied to them...DUH!

      @bryan9931@bryan99318 ай бұрын

    • And your point is?

      @anio1349@anio13498 ай бұрын

    • magic, algebra. Tomay-toe, tomAhto

      @tengkuadam1399@tengkuadam13998 ай бұрын

    • NERD!

      @FlanaFugue@FlanaFugue8 ай бұрын

    • @@bryan9931 🤣🤣🤣🤣(halt and catch fire?)

      @oldrrocr@oldrrocr8 ай бұрын

  • Desi that cut deep 🥲

    @davefreeman6928@davefreeman69288 ай бұрын

  • Geography class should be done often

    @bjbola1899@bjbola18998 ай бұрын

  • Thank you for helping me laugh and some real education

    @hope.8.@hope.8.8 ай бұрын

  • "These walls will never be clean" - Absolute comic gold!

    @girlybutch666@girlybutch6668 ай бұрын

  • They were all incisive and funny but the K-Pop was actually educational for me. Thanks!

    @charlynegezze8536@charlynegezze85362 ай бұрын

  • "Who hates who" ........ brilliant and accurate :)

    @briano6115@briano61152 ай бұрын

  • LOVE THIS SERIES!

    @Friday4@Friday48 ай бұрын

  • I was expecting the phone to ping once he finished, "If it's one country that nobody hates, it's Canada." 😂

    @kittyonmydesk5532@kittyonmydesk55327 ай бұрын

  • There's a certain irony in people (rightfully) wanting schools to teach a more accurate version of history after those same people spent decades constantly hammering the "nothing you learn in school is useful" mentality into everyone's heads

    @tuckerbowen4626@tuckerbowen46268 ай бұрын

    • Wait, do you really think those are the same people?

      @chezmoi42@chezmoi428 ай бұрын

    • @@chezmoi42 i know at least some of them are

      @tuckerbowen4626@tuckerbowen46268 ай бұрын

    • Nothing you learn in school is useful because it's inaccurate.

      @romaneo789@romaneo7898 ай бұрын

  • I used to go to Europe a lot for work. Unless they asked where I was from I never mentioned it. If they assumed I was Canadian that was even better, eh.

    @26beegee@26beegee8 ай бұрын

  • Fantastically brilliantly WONDERFUL!!! Thank you! Pay the writers. End the strike!

    @ekdaufin1485@ekdaufin14858 ай бұрын

  • We needed this 😂 😂

    @jaye739@jaye7398 ай бұрын

  • No lies were told in this video!

    @hazel8882@hazel88828 ай бұрын

  • Genius , absolute genius

    @thesuncollective1475@thesuncollective14758 ай бұрын

  • The part about hating USA is accurate as F. But do not try to pass as canadian; we'll know. With love, Europe.

    @alejosky@alejosky8 ай бұрын

    • Yeah, y'all don't know. If Americans speak foreign languages well, y'all want to believe we're any other nationality. And then there's the colonial mentality & racism that didn't end with independence movements. (Not saying we're better here, but the overt racism in France is impressive by any standards.)

      @BethBruch@BethBruch8 ай бұрын

    • ​@@BethBruch"Hey ya'll. I'm Canadian ya'll." Nailed it.

      @Omni0404@Omni04048 ай бұрын

    • ​@@Omni0404 Y'all = you + all. Drag it out a little.

      @PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr8 ай бұрын

  • Oh Desi….. wow😀

    @tedhennings4746@tedhennings47468 ай бұрын

  • funny so funny but for clarity I think Native Americans may have an issue or two with Canada

    @michaelbowman5764@michaelbowman57648 ай бұрын

  • That thing about Nigerian and Ghanaians is true 😂 Canada is actually the most lovable country even to me. So accurate

    @manassehhussaini@manassehhussaini8 ай бұрын

    • Actually now India has something against Canadians about some Sikh protests and Putinists and Trumpists hate them over "wokeness"

      @totozviara@totozviara8 ай бұрын

  • Gotta say: I’ve traveled around to a lot of countries, a lot of them actually really loved Americans. Most love American music, movies and would love to go to America.

    @ThatTimeTheThingHappened@ThatTimeTheThingHappened8 ай бұрын

    • Ur rite. There's also alot of countries that would like to kidnap m ransom u if ur American as well so u gotta have some common sense when traveling about where ur going. "And thats Travel Class" 🤣

      @WLH-ss2qw@WLH-ss2qw8 ай бұрын

  • Love the daily show

    @maryeastman4493@maryeastman44938 ай бұрын

  • A Nigerian here. Nigerians don't hate Ghanaians. We're like brothers who can't stop bickering each other over jollof rice but deep down we love each other as brothers.

    @larryace4683@larryace46837 ай бұрын

  • Try! And love the Gianna/Nigeria. At first I thought it was wrong then rice, yeah. The game is the game!

    @ekdaufin1485@ekdaufin14858 ай бұрын

  • ‘Who hates who’ was so helpful!

    @bovinityleak2066@bovinityleak20663 ай бұрын

  • Props to Grandpa Lou for the right-on advice!

    @vkmoss9651@vkmoss96518 ай бұрын

  • 13:40 Sign that waiter up for astronaut school!

    @phthisis@phthisis8 ай бұрын

  • Great ensemble of comedic talent!

    @cmichellesummers@cmichellesummers7 ай бұрын

  • Ronnie: "I can't even name 20 instruments...!" Me: burst out laughing at home

    @CP-28@CP-288 ай бұрын

  • Miss Trev RIP all lives lost on 9 11

    @Dr_1212@Dr_12128 ай бұрын

  • Roy Rocks!

    @tedhennings4746@tedhennings47468 ай бұрын

  • You didn't mention Morocco and Algeria, so you understand that we just playing and teasing each other.

    @issamkhalil6452@issamkhalil64528 ай бұрын

  • I miss late night shows.

    @nas10iris@nas10iris8 ай бұрын

  • 8:18 Ronnie is on to something. Maybe we shouldn't blast the heavy metal from the helo?

    @ngrader@ngrader8 ай бұрын

  • That Canadian hat looks ridiculously small on Roys head 😂😂😂

    @kasondaleigh@kasondaleigh5 ай бұрын

  • Love seeing my boys in random segments. And they aren't on hiatus! Just saw Yoongi in concert in LA, and all 7 have released music since that unfortunately misunderstood announcement...2 members having topped the Hot100 song charts & all with sales in the multi-millions. ALL releases. In all honesty, this "break" where they're exploring individual music & to complete their mandatory military service? I've been Army since just before BE & I'm exhausted. Elated but exhausted. And broke. So very broke. I kinda hope there's no merch, songs/albums etc released once the last of the Tannies enlist until they reunite in 2025... I'm trying to save for that concert!! I thought I'd get a chance to catch up with all the content I've missed between 2013 & 2020 (mostly caught up to 2016); instead, I've fallen even further behind. But I'm determined to have everything watched... Gotta have a goal & I already tried (and failed) to learn Korean!

    @sujimtangerines@sujimtangerines8 ай бұрын

  • I would love to see this even more

    @randomstuffinmyphone8330@randomstuffinmyphone83308 ай бұрын

  • 2:43 The bigger the Canadian Flag on your clothing, the more obviously American you are 🤣😂🤣

    @Itsroccib@Itsroccib8 ай бұрын

  • In Canada we practice the saying, There's a mouse about the house. Phonetically it is pronounced, There's a moose aboot the hoose. 😂

    @Crunch104@Crunch1048 ай бұрын

    • *aboot

      @thesincitymama@thesincitymama8 ай бұрын

    • In the US we have a saying “First we had Osama…then we had Obama” “Osama bin Laden= Obama bin Biden”

      @MajorHenryL.@MajorHenryL.8 ай бұрын

    • Thanks!@@thesincitymama

      @Crunch104@Crunch1048 ай бұрын

  • When will the writers come back? I miss them so much!

    @OnyxLee@OnyxLee8 ай бұрын

    • When Camela🐫 can say a sentence without sounding like an idiot. Looks like we will be waiting a loooong while😅😅

      @MajorHenryL.@MajorHenryL.8 ай бұрын

    • The studios have the money and are not talking with them -- just waiting them out because the writers don’t have money and the studio people do. It’s sad.

      @JP-lu9ed@JP-lu9ed8 ай бұрын

  • Literally more important than school 😂

    @kyram123@kyram1238 ай бұрын

  • Bring Trevor back ❤❤ I miss him on all platforms

    @ShireeHutcherson@ShireeHutcherson8 ай бұрын

  • awesome, PAY THE WRITTERS, END THE STRIKE!!!

    @justinmas299@justinmas2998 ай бұрын

    • You're doing the equivalent of going to a McDonald's to protest for better wages and working conditions. Don't cross the picket lines. Donate your time and money if possible.

      @mainaccount4585@mainaccount45858 ай бұрын

    • Gutfeld’s writers are not on strike. You should check out his show. He at least takes advantage of the material democrats provide.

      @MajorHenryL.@MajorHenryL.8 ай бұрын

    • Pay the teachers too...

      @drumpfisidiot5021@drumpfisidiot50218 ай бұрын

    • ​@@MajorHenryL.Yeah but that drivel is pandered to the lowest i Qs and the poorly educated...

      @drumpfisidiot5021@drumpfisidiot50218 ай бұрын

    • @@MajorHenryL. DO YOU RELIAZE WHAT ENVIRONMENT YOU HAVE ENTERED

      @thesportranter5295@thesportranter52958 ай бұрын

  • Reality....doncha just love it.

    @WillPOnya@WillPOnya8 ай бұрын

  • You forgot the Sweden/Denmark beef (however, that's more of a meme beef)

    @elifan06@elifan068 ай бұрын

    • The segment was European beef free

      @henriikkak2091@henriikkak20916 ай бұрын

  • 12:33 Well, if this little girl wants to pursue a job like being an astronaut but without all the degrees, training, and years' long waiting period, she can always try out to be a deep sea welder. Then she can discover all about space-related things, like explosive decompression!

    @phthisis@phthisis8 ай бұрын

  • This is awesome geography class 😂😂

    @SoreneSorene@SoreneSorene8 ай бұрын

  • Practical, useful information! Come back, Roy! Unless you're doing well/better.

    @mlong1968@mlong19684 ай бұрын

  • Excellent and totally the truth. Grifters all!!

    @hew195050@hew1950505 ай бұрын

  • 😂😂😂 I miss you all!

    @creolebttrfly@creolebttrfly8 ай бұрын

  • I will show this at my private scool that takes vouchers....

    @kassiapencek6185@kassiapencek61855 ай бұрын

  • Every time I hear "American dream" I repeat to myself, welcome to reality. In other news, I love Desi. If she does a skit about watching paint dry, I would watch it.

    @Limewire1984@Limewire19845 ай бұрын

  • So true. I'm Brazilian and i love Canada and the Canadians lol.

    @OlsenOfficial@OlsenOfficial7 ай бұрын

  • Will there ever be new episodes?

    @gundleyG@gundleyG8 ай бұрын

  • realest DS in a while

    @jimmysnowmanthe7003@jimmysnowmanthe70038 ай бұрын

  • Anyone notice Latin America wasn’t on this. We got minor beef but truth be told. We usually like each other. Take notes the rest of the world.

    @amphetamean66X@amphetamean66X8 ай бұрын

    • I wouldn’t say that about Argentina. They even refuse to learn English

      @lesfleurs9781@lesfleurs97818 ай бұрын

  • Je me souviens, i hope!😂😂😂

    @nelsonaguiar4361@nelsonaguiar43618 ай бұрын

  • There's one more reason to do Math For Real Life: Video games!

    @kittyonmydesk5532@kittyonmydesk55327 ай бұрын

  • @6:30 Oh that explains it! My Korean mother, who grew up during the dictatorships, loves Michael Jackson and Madonna.

    @demonhunter5520@demonhunter5520Ай бұрын

  • Maputo, Mozambique

    @josecanotilho2090@josecanotilho20908 ай бұрын

  • the Ghana and Nigerian beef is all but Jollof rice (Ghana is naturally the winner of course)😂😁

    @thisisyaw7130@thisisyaw71308 ай бұрын

  • son of a Vanderbilt?😂

    @dhwang101@dhwang1018 ай бұрын

  • just great...u guys really are the best...thanks

    @samgoldfish4806@samgoldfish480624 күн бұрын

  • Yeah, Banks wont even offer a loan if it's a fixer-upper and most houses that are 200k and under are just that. Home ownership seems to always be just out of reach for me.

    @silverdragon4344@silverdragon43448 ай бұрын

  • Hungarians and Romanians. Roma is an ethnic group (gipsies) originating from India. They used to be mostly nomadic, but they're spread all over Europe and beyond.

    @aandreiws2@aandreiws28 ай бұрын

    • You need to forgive him since he is black and not any kind of American but north American 😂😂😂

      @QuAntique@QuAntique8 ай бұрын
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