Awkward, unlucky and slow. But still the most interesting presenter on old Top Gear.
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Childhood is thinking Jeremy is the best Top Gear presenter, Adulthood is realising that James was the best all along.
@finnwilliams84046 жыл бұрын
Very true. when I was very young, Hammond was my favorite, then Jeremy, and around 17/18 it became James, they are a fantastic trio really, doesn't get better than this
@voisinage176 жыл бұрын
I like them all
@nworesistance98346 жыл бұрын
finnthehuman 13 couldn’t be truer
@evan8tor215 жыл бұрын
So I'm not the only one!
@Musicienne-DAB19954 жыл бұрын
Being a woman is thinking Hammond is the best
@euanreece4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else actually agree with James and his cheese metaphor?
@DeadlyLazer5 жыл бұрын
DeadlyLazer yeah, the f430 sucks
@xUdieToox5 жыл бұрын
Yes I8 and Z4 or I8 and M2/M3/M4/M5
@watermalone57825 жыл бұрын
Hammond and Clarkson already proved that same point before May's metaphor, that's why they bashed him for that
@okbutwhocares4 жыл бұрын
Being a boy is wanting to be Jeremy Clarkson. Being a man is realizing you've grown up to become James May.
@StarboyXL95 жыл бұрын
Then when you’re in an accident you realize you’re Richard Hammond
@RichHobo5 жыл бұрын
@@RichHobo tisk tisk
@danieldyman71965 жыл бұрын
Its not bad to be james may
@MausOfTheHouse4 жыл бұрын
Probably
@MausOfTheHouse4 жыл бұрын
James may is the only brit that still uses old ass insults with such furiosity, and we all love him for it
@leoromeli76116 жыл бұрын
You see, thats what makes him so great, his difference between Richard and Jeremy.
@MausOfTheHouse4 жыл бұрын
This is a magical comment indeed lolol
@CaptainAMAZINGGG4 жыл бұрын
I love that this video is simply titled "James May" and has over 1 million views
@amandataebby5 жыл бұрын
It deserves 10M
@MausOfTheHouse5 жыл бұрын
Says a lot about the man
@adithyamahesh69614 жыл бұрын
2.1 million now.
@Shydood4 жыл бұрын
There’s a video for each of them, this is the most popular
@phoenixfire91764 жыл бұрын
Fap material
@perth79304 жыл бұрын
The cheese analogy was actually on point
@devlinnunez45884 жыл бұрын
He wasn't wrong lol.
@709mash4 жыл бұрын
James May is incredibly funny and supremely underrated.
@tydeze15 жыл бұрын
"In all my 5 weeks in television"
@mitchellhogg46276 жыл бұрын
Cool Jesus few*
@iare196 жыл бұрын
Fuck its actually "my fine weeks"
@iare196 жыл бұрын
"you apocalyptic dingleberry" LMFAO
@Musicownz19976 жыл бұрын
Musicownz1997 very english
@hybridAbsol6 жыл бұрын
He was completely right about the F430 and used an great anology about the cheese
@sebbbe93084 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Andersson Agreed
@Billy-ky6dm4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but I watched the whole clip and they already proved that point, so Hammond and Clarkson thought that that analogy was dumb or unnecesary
@okbutwhocares4 жыл бұрын
"I object to the beige" is such a powerful statement, and I don't know why
@nicktheloser29744 жыл бұрын
Big colourful energy
@petrkryloff4 жыл бұрын
“I object to the beige.” -James May
@Mameyaro5 жыл бұрын
The cheese metaphor is the greatest moment in all of British television
@steevanatorotto64545 жыл бұрын
Arguably, yes
@MausOfTheHouse5 жыл бұрын
James' cheese analogy makes sense
@limcritiques4 жыл бұрын
It's just that his colleagues are too dumb to realize and appreciate his genius.
@MausOfTheHouse4 жыл бұрын
no it seriously does
@Tendeez4 жыл бұрын
Its a great analogy and i think the only reason hammond and clarkson didnt understand was because james didnt explain the connection until the end
@JC-tc2ux4 жыл бұрын
@@JC-tc2ux Ikr its just CHEESE might as well make it good while you can
@wowo10054 жыл бұрын
2 years old, comments from the past week. KZhead has reunited us TG fans. Hello, Brethren.
@mog75014 жыл бұрын
Hello brother
@highlandergaming66624 жыл бұрын
jeez there are comments from like 1 hour ago now
@firenado42954 жыл бұрын
Well hello there (I hope you can hear this comment 😂😂)
@someshojha56924 жыл бұрын
@@someshojha5692 Surely haha
@mog75014 жыл бұрын
@NASSER 56 Mate they're everywhere just Google "watch Top Gear online free" or something along those lines and go through a few links something will definitely come up. It used to be on Amazon Prime but for some reason it stopped :(
@mog75014 жыл бұрын
“You are an *apocalyptic dingleberry”*
@joshualaw3755 жыл бұрын
"I object to the beige" lol
@DannyBoySmith19935 жыл бұрын
James May is such a likeable guy, I’m not aware of anybody that thinks otherwise
@silvershadowjsh9 ай бұрын
That cheese analogy actually makes sense, glad he made it actually
@Downlup3 жыл бұрын
in the same way that there are different types of cars?
@Downlup3 жыл бұрын
Teamgeist although they made that car purposely worse than they actually could, they had the means to do it better, and the skills, but they chose not to, so some people would buy the f430 only because they didn’t have the money to afford the scuderia. “They deliberately made the f430 worse than they know that they could” so they can have a car for poor people and a car for rich people, just like the cheese for poor people and the “good cheese” which is more expensive but tastes a little better
@Downlup3 жыл бұрын
@Teamgeist Yeah but... Dairy producers *do* do this. Aside from the aforementioned Sainsbury's, there's also major brands like Cabot, Tillamook, and Sargento that do this. It's not a matter of 'a different type of cheese', it's literally just having the same cheese, but better. There's also Kroger/Private Selection and the Tesco/Tesco's Finest thing. Same producer, different quality. Artisan/Small Batch producers do this all the time, too. It's the same with Whiskey and Wine as well.
@seventh-hydra3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the KZhead algorithm sending everyone here 2 years after the upload
@lukec48954 жыл бұрын
luke c It WaS aCtUaLlY oNe YeAr AgO sOOOOOOO
@user-pf6yn6bv8s4 жыл бұрын
"You are an apocalyptic dingleberry" is one of THE best insults I have ever heard. Top bloke that may
@renenk48244 жыл бұрын
It's so powerful that I reckon the cooldown on it is about a decade or so
@Syncopia4 жыл бұрын
"That's an awful car" *points at R34 Skyline* excusemewhatthefuck.jpg
@twotailedavenger5 жыл бұрын
which minute? cuz im lazy af to watch
@nickcrompton32545 жыл бұрын
@@nickcrompton3254 2:40
@emperorpalpatine30885 жыл бұрын
Because it's an awful car, it's overrated
@oscarmico33535 жыл бұрын
@@oscarmico3353 Well, I will concede that. It is kind of overrated. But PLEASE don't say a Fox-body Mustang is better.
@twotailedavenger5 жыл бұрын
twotailedavenger 😂😂
@Costi11005 жыл бұрын
3:18 "Apocalyptic Dingleberry". That one's a keeper.
@evancoveney62685 жыл бұрын
‘You are an apocalyptic dingleberry’ - one of the most British insults I’ve heard in my life.
@saltycycling5 жыл бұрын
The cheese analogy was actually brilliant
@mrfashionguy16 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit the cheese analogy was pretty good
@matts.9964 жыл бұрын
Underrated moment I don't see in the comments is at 0:22. Can we appreciate his mini roast session and the fact he was only in TV for 5 weeks, really shows how their chemistry formed from the start 😂
@miguelascencio79724 жыл бұрын
he was actually in TV for far longer, that just a joke,the new top gear had only been on air for 5 weeks since he started, but he appeared a few time on old top gear in the late 90s and the like, he must definitely wasn't in TV for just 5 weeks
@karlosbricks24134 жыл бұрын
Jeremy and James were already friends before the trio became the hosts, so its likely James was already roasting them heavily beforehand.
@F0X_H0UND4 жыл бұрын
The 'apocalyptic dingleberry' has to be the best insult I've ever heard.
@blainy-o936 жыл бұрын
As im growing older i can relate to James more and more 😂
@studenastrana2734 жыл бұрын
The second clip just is the best. James's insults are the most creative ones i've ever heard and it's amazing.
@gabenvandenbrink91144 жыл бұрын
"Hello" -James May
@XoiZhiv6 жыл бұрын
XoiZhiv “You are a apocalyptic dingleberry.” -James May.
@rolon-ew5kl6 жыл бұрын
XoiZhiv "OH COCK" -James May
@teej56195 жыл бұрын
He once used my head as a table to sign an autograph , my proudest moment
@tonyoconnell34354 жыл бұрын
No way
@haviksingh15034 жыл бұрын
LeBron Antetounkmpo it’s true he also then autographed my hat while I was wearing it and did all my friends ones on paper on my head
@tonyoconnell34354 жыл бұрын
May- “I really enjoyed our day out, Richard” “Its not often that i take someone out like this” Hammond- ...
@leogoria99656 жыл бұрын
So funny Hammond's reaction
@tommymician1216 жыл бұрын
hes so incredibly english, i love him
@magiliangaming6 жыл бұрын
tbh james is the most british person on the show
@sadketchupg4 жыл бұрын
James may is a proper bloke
@willammillar85104 жыл бұрын
How proper mate?
@iimmyyyy4 жыл бұрын
@@iimmyyyy 0:52
@timsonins4 жыл бұрын
"Here's some rubbish cheese for poor people"
@nescafegoldblend34905 жыл бұрын
12:32 Richard's face after James talks is absolutelu priceless
@tinycockjock19675 жыл бұрын
12:32 An incredibly underrated James May moment in my opinion
@josephreynolds23744 жыл бұрын
12:43 “hello”
@kennethpuddey83324 жыл бұрын
12:34 hammock face is really precious
@causasgwirionedd6271 Жыл бұрын
"I am the only normal bloke on this program" The older I get, the more I agree with James. Still love the other two, but James is my favorite.
@samdherring4 жыл бұрын
"In all my 5 weeks of television" 🤣
@kingvr46844 жыл бұрын
The worst fate in the world got to be getting roasted by James may
@yannick44254 жыл бұрын
It would be my favourite thing
@ThaTerrorr4 жыл бұрын
Even worse, Captain slow overtaking you
@testicleetus52984 жыл бұрын
"i really enjoyed our day out today Richard its not often i take someone out for a nice dinner"
@jamalsalads6 жыл бұрын
yea man the fuck
@sirius44966 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@KingLich4515 жыл бұрын
12:40 Jeremy: I have been rescued and I haven’t even broken down. James: Hello. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ethanschmid41042 жыл бұрын
“ In all my 5 weeks In television”
@thetoastedplum5 жыл бұрын
I thought he said fine weeks
@spartacus7785 жыл бұрын
Kosaku Kawajiri he didn’t
@thetoastedplum5 жыл бұрын
James May is national treasure of UK . Every time he says "cock" the firing squad should fire from artillery pieces 5 times for the glory of May.
@stevangucu5224 жыл бұрын
or when he utters the words at 9:57
@not_herobrine37524 жыл бұрын
0:22 is when you knew May was here to stay
@Commando234142219984 жыл бұрын
This Video proves that James May is more British than James Bond. And that's saying something.
@Bruhmomentz695 жыл бұрын
Please tell me you've seen the Top Gear news segment where they smoke Porsche brand pipes.
@TraustiGeir5 жыл бұрын
TraustiGeir *smokes a pipe and talks in an overdone British accent* Yes, very much so. Yes, quite. Yes, indeed. Yes.
@limeddasch3825 жыл бұрын
@@TraustiGeir Deym, that brings back memories.
@Bruhmomentz695 жыл бұрын
The cheese analogy makes sense
@H4S5A4N794 жыл бұрын
That is a very bold statement.
@ajhall74544 жыл бұрын
AJ Hall it does. If they sold the more expensive one by itself it’d record less sales. However, advertise a slightly cheaper and considerably worse one and people will see the more expensive one as good value and be more likely to buy. Standard marketing
@angusrowe89604 жыл бұрын
@@angusrowe8960 "Why are you on this car program" :)
@ajhall74544 жыл бұрын
@@ajhall7454 i will always support captain slow .. or Mr Slowly, as the Italians call him
@angusrowe89604 жыл бұрын
@@angusrowe8960 and at the same time people who want to feel better then others buy the more expensive cheese.
@adelaide78224 жыл бұрын
The title says everything it actually is
@poopmangavin2865 жыл бұрын
You can never tell when he's joking
@sidneyisais88626 жыл бұрын
0:21 This is the moment that started the trio’s chemistry.
@sv916gtv75 жыл бұрын
Of the three blokes on this program, James May is the only one I'd have any interest in hanging out with.
@arnienonymous44585 жыл бұрын
Arnie Nonymous you must be very very slow
@TheHelix1235 жыл бұрын
James May is the only person that can get away with hating the Nissan R34.
@dankpenguin42054 жыл бұрын
Hands down my favorite of the three.
@jaytonhawkins28726 жыл бұрын
It actually easier because no body actually films so you can have a joint -james may I actually love that part
@haikealmy60605 жыл бұрын
5:26 that laugh will always be golden
@gurmeharbajwa60204 жыл бұрын
"I object to the biege" Legendary.
@sportsgamingcubing18604 жыл бұрын
When it's only his 5 weeks into hosting a show and he is already roasting his co-hosts, you know it's going to be good
@hyperparadox13 жыл бұрын
5:54 That’s all he’s done all morning. He files. He takes stuff out and then puts it back and files it where it’s suppose to be. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
@ethanschmid41042 жыл бұрын
James May is perfectly balanced meme generator
@MiloWildfire4 жыл бұрын
Females: Exist James May: 12:43
@jumpcutfilms19584 жыл бұрын
Jump 22 Films bøngiorno
@andreafusco94164 жыл бұрын
Holy shit 12:40 fucking killed me. May standing there awkwardly "Hello"
@EmperorUsul4 жыл бұрын
“You are an apocalyptic dingleberry” 😂
@markevers49365 жыл бұрын
Watching James May go through the stages of grief with his car with no AC or comfort is one of my all time favorite moments from him. Although, if I remember right, instead of acceptance he decides to never drive it again.
@tsarfox3462 Жыл бұрын
The Aston GT4 isnt a bad car but definitely not allowed on public roads, its not made for it
@hybridAbsol Жыл бұрын
You are an apocalyptic dingleberry. - James May
@ethanpaulson90374 жыл бұрын
Oh, well sorry if I offended you.
@joogiewatkins15194 жыл бұрын
Why ? - Jeremy Clarkson
@CFox_4 жыл бұрын
5 weeks of tv... you can tell that episode is old just by that sentence
@SMPandanic4 жыл бұрын
Ps James May said that.... 2nd funny moment
@SMPandanic4 жыл бұрын
James is the personification of England
@SahnigReingeloetet5 жыл бұрын
James May is my spirit animal.
@WaywardPondering5 жыл бұрын
Hopefully he's the ghost of Christmas future
@TheHutchy015 жыл бұрын
*fursona
@kayEnt3rtainm3nt5 жыл бұрын
James May is too precious for this world
@MarcoLongoMusic5 жыл бұрын
I really miss the old episodes when you could see they improvised a lot.
@Pandamasque6 жыл бұрын
“hello”
@a.edw.1604 жыл бұрын
"hi"
@andreacapuano5854 жыл бұрын
Correct
@KateBarette4 жыл бұрын
May shooting Clarkson with the starting gun is one of the best bits ever on top gear
@chaz.924 жыл бұрын
i love how james may is considered a legend amongst people my age (21) literally everyone i know thinks hes a lad
@jamesduffy75495 жыл бұрын
Hey, I'm 24 and definitely agreed. James is the man!
@Musicienne-DAB19954 жыл бұрын
Definately the best trio host show ever made.
@killmetuesday3 жыл бұрын
They counteract each other in such a hilarious way
@Lymborium3 жыл бұрын
Best banter ever in television too. No drama can hold a candle against this show.
@budakbaongsiah3 жыл бұрын
Clearly the best of the three and a wonderful all-around human being.
@drivingcat69014 жыл бұрын
I think the same, he is cool AF.
@dokballack4 жыл бұрын
No he said the R35 GTR was shit
@dadjones62054 жыл бұрын
He honestly seems like the actual meanest of the three tbh
@CaptainAMAZINGGG4 жыл бұрын
CaptainAMAZINGGG no lol thatd jeremy
@skrillah62594 жыл бұрын
@@dadjones6205 to be honest I agree with the Rolls Royce's pens over the datsun
@drivingcat69014 жыл бұрын
On tonight's show , James May makes fun of Richard Hammond, James May makes fun of Jeremy Clarkson , James May makes fun of Meatloaf.
@Matt-xq2vk5 жыл бұрын
It should be “and James may hates meatloaf”
@Toby-Wan-Kenobi9405 жыл бұрын
Never noticed how savage he is
@bobkin6114 жыл бұрын
3:18 ‘apocalyptic dingleberry’ is the best two word insult I have ever heard
@maxkennedy80754 жыл бұрын
Honestly that cheese analogy is pretty spot-on - Why else would the Porsche Cayman be slower than the 911 despite having a superior chassis?
@Mikey-xz4vn5 жыл бұрын
Exactly. These days there is always something that's really cheap but garbage, it's something that's very good but very expensive. And there NOTHING in the middle.
@centurionzen10055 жыл бұрын
Easy to forget how fuckin brutal May used to be
@anagramconfirmed17174 жыл бұрын
This just got recommended to everybody and no one is complaining.
@All_i_want_is_a_slammed_Mk4R324 жыл бұрын
"Now you confused yourself, you poor old gun!!" That happens to me way too often...
@aaronlundqvist97694 жыл бұрын
Though he wasn`t confused, was he?
@Rootsman4174 жыл бұрын
12:42 the smoothest "Hello" I've ever heard
@sutitomi6 жыл бұрын
Captain Slow? He drove that Bugatti Vayron to the inch of it's life - brave man in my book!
@daveglover61156 жыл бұрын
girls with big hands make it look small
@bdorrd36314 жыл бұрын
JAMESSSS!!!!
@fredschriks85546 жыл бұрын
Fred Schriks STOP FILING!!
@tomjackson10456 жыл бұрын
Clarkson! I know it's you , you bloody idiot I'm on the throne
@british-sama70074 жыл бұрын
"....like i said, does anyone have a gun?" lol
@Eneedarizzla6 жыл бұрын
Ok but the cheese anology is really good
@OmgItsLeaa4 жыл бұрын
Missed the clip where he's trying to unjam a gun and looks down the barrel. Clarkson and hammond just cringe/facepalm.
@GuvernorDave5 жыл бұрын
The cheese analogy is perfect!
@thomaslucock16845 жыл бұрын
So did everyone get recommended this today?
@Banana_boat4 жыл бұрын
banana boat yeah
@NepZz4 жыл бұрын
yep
@Fisher85154 жыл бұрын
ye
@runthejam49594 жыл бұрын
Yup
@YaminAlom4 жыл бұрын
yep
@creativecat27634 жыл бұрын
funny how new Top Gear is now old Top Gear. For me old Top Gear is still young Jeremy with many, MANY hairs.
@HistoricSpaceStuff2 жыл бұрын
Yea now you have to call it old old Top Gear. James hosted it as well after Jeremy quit for a while back in the 90's.
@dickJohnsonpeter2 жыл бұрын
12:42 "hello" hahahahaha
@hithere1445 жыл бұрын
"I object to the beige." 3:52
@Zw2855 жыл бұрын
That killed me the first time I watched it
@lordautozam11215 жыл бұрын
I feel like half of James' role in Top Gear is him falling over followed by Jeremy and Richard laughing. It's a winning formula
@rossportlock84806 жыл бұрын
“The only thing I keep in my car is a little paint brush for cleaning dust out of the switches
@joshkirkham42815 жыл бұрын
Ahh, James May, always brings a smile to my face, truly the proper bloke of this show.
Childhood is thinking Jeremy is the best Top Gear presenter, Adulthood is realising that James was the best all along.
Very true. when I was very young, Hammond was my favorite, then Jeremy, and around 17/18 it became James, they are a fantastic trio really, doesn't get better than this
I like them all
finnthehuman 13 couldn’t be truer
So I'm not the only one!
Being a woman is thinking Hammond is the best
Does anyone else actually agree with James and his cheese metaphor?
DeadlyLazer yeah, the f430 sucks
Yes I8 and Z4 or I8 and M2/M3/M4/M5
Hammond and Clarkson already proved that same point before May's metaphor, that's why they bashed him for that
Being a boy is wanting to be Jeremy Clarkson. Being a man is realizing you've grown up to become James May.
Then when you’re in an accident you realize you’re Richard Hammond
@@RichHobo tisk tisk
Its not bad to be james may
Probably
James may is the only brit that still uses old ass insults with such furiosity, and we all love him for it
You see, thats what makes him so great, his difference between Richard and Jeremy.
This is a magical comment indeed lolol
I love that this video is simply titled "James May" and has over 1 million views
It deserves 10M
Says a lot about the man
2.1 million now.
There’s a video for each of them, this is the most popular
Fap material
The cheese analogy was actually on point
He wasn't wrong lol.
James May is incredibly funny and supremely underrated.
"In all my 5 weeks in television"
Cool Jesus few*
Fuck its actually "my fine weeks"
"you apocalyptic dingleberry" LMFAO
Musicownz1997 very english
He was completely right about the F430 and used an great anology about the cheese
Sebastian Andersson Agreed
Yeah, but I watched the whole clip and they already proved that point, so Hammond and Clarkson thought that that analogy was dumb or unnecesary
"I object to the beige" is such a powerful statement, and I don't know why
Big colourful energy
“I object to the beige.” -James May
The cheese metaphor is the greatest moment in all of British television
Arguably, yes
James' cheese analogy makes sense
It's just that his colleagues are too dumb to realize and appreciate his genius.
no it seriously does
Its a great analogy and i think the only reason hammond and clarkson didnt understand was because james didnt explain the connection until the end
@@JC-tc2ux Ikr its just CHEESE might as well make it good while you can
2 years old, comments from the past week. KZhead has reunited us TG fans. Hello, Brethren.
Hello brother
jeez there are comments from like 1 hour ago now
Well hello there (I hope you can hear this comment 😂😂)
@@someshojha5692 Surely haha
@NASSER 56 Mate they're everywhere just Google "watch Top Gear online free" or something along those lines and go through a few links something will definitely come up. It used to be on Amazon Prime but for some reason it stopped :(
“You are an *apocalyptic dingleberry”*
"I object to the beige" lol
James May is such a likeable guy, I’m not aware of anybody that thinks otherwise
That cheese analogy actually makes sense, glad he made it actually
in the same way that there are different types of cars?
Teamgeist although they made that car purposely worse than they actually could, they had the means to do it better, and the skills, but they chose not to, so some people would buy the f430 only because they didn’t have the money to afford the scuderia. “They deliberately made the f430 worse than they know that they could” so they can have a car for poor people and a car for rich people, just like the cheese for poor people and the “good cheese” which is more expensive but tastes a little better
@Teamgeist Yeah but... Dairy producers *do* do this. Aside from the aforementioned Sainsbury's, there's also major brands like Cabot, Tillamook, and Sargento that do this. It's not a matter of 'a different type of cheese', it's literally just having the same cheese, but better. There's also Kroger/Private Selection and the Tesco/Tesco's Finest thing. Same producer, different quality. Artisan/Small Batch producers do this all the time, too. It's the same with Whiskey and Wine as well.
Ah yes, the KZhead algorithm sending everyone here 2 years after the upload
luke c It WaS aCtUaLlY oNe YeAr AgO sOOOOOOO
"You are an apocalyptic dingleberry" is one of THE best insults I have ever heard. Top bloke that may
It's so powerful that I reckon the cooldown on it is about a decade or so
"That's an awful car" *points at R34 Skyline* excusemewhatthefuck.jpg
which minute? cuz im lazy af to watch
@@nickcrompton3254 2:40
Because it's an awful car, it's overrated
@@oscarmico3353 Well, I will concede that. It is kind of overrated. But PLEASE don't say a Fox-body Mustang is better.
twotailedavenger 😂😂
3:18 "Apocalyptic Dingleberry". That one's a keeper.
‘You are an apocalyptic dingleberry’ - one of the most British insults I’ve heard in my life.
The cheese analogy was actually brilliant
Gotta admit the cheese analogy was pretty good
Underrated moment I don't see in the comments is at 0:22. Can we appreciate his mini roast session and the fact he was only in TV for 5 weeks, really shows how their chemistry formed from the start 😂
he was actually in TV for far longer, that just a joke,the new top gear had only been on air for 5 weeks since he started, but he appeared a few time on old top gear in the late 90s and the like, he must definitely wasn't in TV for just 5 weeks
Jeremy and James were already friends before the trio became the hosts, so its likely James was already roasting them heavily beforehand.
The 'apocalyptic dingleberry' has to be the best insult I've ever heard.
As im growing older i can relate to James more and more 😂
The second clip just is the best. James's insults are the most creative ones i've ever heard and it's amazing.
"Hello" -James May
XoiZhiv “You are a apocalyptic dingleberry.” -James May.
XoiZhiv "OH COCK" -James May
He once used my head as a table to sign an autograph , my proudest moment
No way
LeBron Antetounkmpo it’s true he also then autographed my hat while I was wearing it and did all my friends ones on paper on my head
May- “I really enjoyed our day out, Richard” “Its not often that i take someone out like this” Hammond- ...
So funny Hammond's reaction
hes so incredibly english, i love him
tbh james is the most british person on the show
James may is a proper bloke
How proper mate?
@@iimmyyyy 0:52
"Here's some rubbish cheese for poor people"
12:32 Richard's face after James talks is absolutelu priceless
12:32 An incredibly underrated James May moment in my opinion
12:43 “hello”
12:34 hammock face is really precious
"I am the only normal bloke on this program" The older I get, the more I agree with James. Still love the other two, but James is my favorite.
"In all my 5 weeks of television" 🤣
The worst fate in the world got to be getting roasted by James may
It would be my favourite thing
Even worse, Captain slow overtaking you
"i really enjoyed our day out today Richard its not often i take someone out for a nice dinner"
yea man the fuck
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12:40 Jeremy: I have been rescued and I haven’t even broken down. James: Hello. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“ In all my 5 weeks In television”
I thought he said fine weeks
Kosaku Kawajiri he didn’t
James May is national treasure of UK . Every time he says "cock" the firing squad should fire from artillery pieces 5 times for the glory of May.
or when he utters the words at 9:57
0:22 is when you knew May was here to stay
This Video proves that James May is more British than James Bond. And that's saying something.
Please tell me you've seen the Top Gear news segment where they smoke Porsche brand pipes.
TraustiGeir *smokes a pipe and talks in an overdone British accent* Yes, very much so. Yes, quite. Yes, indeed. Yes.
@@TraustiGeir Deym, that brings back memories.
The cheese analogy makes sense
That is a very bold statement.
AJ Hall it does. If they sold the more expensive one by itself it’d record less sales. However, advertise a slightly cheaper and considerably worse one and people will see the more expensive one as good value and be more likely to buy. Standard marketing
@@angusrowe8960 "Why are you on this car program" :)
@@ajhall7454 i will always support captain slow .. or Mr Slowly, as the Italians call him
@@angusrowe8960 and at the same time people who want to feel better then others buy the more expensive cheese.
The title says everything it actually is
You can never tell when he's joking
0:21 This is the moment that started the trio’s chemistry.
Of the three blokes on this program, James May is the only one I'd have any interest in hanging out with.
Arnie Nonymous you must be very very slow
James May is the only person that can get away with hating the Nissan R34.
Hands down my favorite of the three.
It actually easier because no body actually films so you can have a joint -james may I actually love that part
5:26 that laugh will always be golden
"I object to the biege" Legendary.
When it's only his 5 weeks into hosting a show and he is already roasting his co-hosts, you know it's going to be good
5:54 That’s all he’s done all morning. He files. He takes stuff out and then puts it back and files it where it’s suppose to be. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
James May is perfectly balanced meme generator
Females: Exist James May: 12:43
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Holy shit 12:40 fucking killed me. May standing there awkwardly "Hello"
“You are an apocalyptic dingleberry” 😂
Watching James May go through the stages of grief with his car with no AC or comfort is one of my all time favorite moments from him. Although, if I remember right, instead of acceptance he decides to never drive it again.
The Aston GT4 isnt a bad car but definitely not allowed on public roads, its not made for it
You are an apocalyptic dingleberry. - James May
Oh, well sorry if I offended you.
Why ? - Jeremy Clarkson
5 weeks of tv... you can tell that episode is old just by that sentence
Ps James May said that.... 2nd funny moment
James is the personification of England
James May is my spirit animal.
Hopefully he's the ghost of Christmas future
*fursona
James May is too precious for this world
I really miss the old episodes when you could see they improvised a lot.
“hello”
"hi"
Correct
May shooting Clarkson with the starting gun is one of the best bits ever on top gear
i love how james may is considered a legend amongst people my age (21) literally everyone i know thinks hes a lad
Hey, I'm 24 and definitely agreed. James is the man!
Definately the best trio host show ever made.
They counteract each other in such a hilarious way
Best banter ever in television too. No drama can hold a candle against this show.
Clearly the best of the three and a wonderful all-around human being.
I think the same, he is cool AF.
No he said the R35 GTR was shit
He honestly seems like the actual meanest of the three tbh
CaptainAMAZINGGG no lol thatd jeremy
@@dadjones6205 to be honest I agree with the Rolls Royce's pens over the datsun
On tonight's show , James May makes fun of Richard Hammond, James May makes fun of Jeremy Clarkson , James May makes fun of Meatloaf.
It should be “and James may hates meatloaf”
Never noticed how savage he is
3:18 ‘apocalyptic dingleberry’ is the best two word insult I have ever heard
Honestly that cheese analogy is pretty spot-on - Why else would the Porsche Cayman be slower than the 911 despite having a superior chassis?
Exactly. These days there is always something that's really cheap but garbage, it's something that's very good but very expensive. And there NOTHING in the middle.
Easy to forget how fuckin brutal May used to be
This just got recommended to everybody and no one is complaining.
"Now you confused yourself, you poor old gun!!" That happens to me way too often...
Though he wasn`t confused, was he?
12:42 the smoothest "Hello" I've ever heard
Captain Slow? He drove that Bugatti Vayron to the inch of it's life - brave man in my book!
girls with big hands make it look small
JAMESSSS!!!!
Fred Schriks STOP FILING!!
Clarkson! I know it's you , you bloody idiot I'm on the throne
"....like i said, does anyone have a gun?" lol
Ok but the cheese anology is really good
Missed the clip where he's trying to unjam a gun and looks down the barrel. Clarkson and hammond just cringe/facepalm.
The cheese analogy is perfect!
So did everyone get recommended this today?
banana boat yeah
yep
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Yup
yep
funny how new Top Gear is now old Top Gear. For me old Top Gear is still young Jeremy with many, MANY hairs.
Yea now you have to call it old old Top Gear. James hosted it as well after Jeremy quit for a while back in the 90's.
12:42 "hello" hahahahaha
"I object to the beige." 3:52
That killed me the first time I watched it
I feel like half of James' role in Top Gear is him falling over followed by Jeremy and Richard laughing. It's a winning formula
“The only thing I keep in my car is a little paint brush for cleaning dust out of the switches
Ahh, James May, always brings a smile to my face, truly the proper bloke of this show.