Computer mouses have been around for a very long time, so today we take a look at the WEIRDEST and most CURSED ones I could find, and review a bunch of them along the way.
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🎵Music:
LSD Dream Emulator Music Happy Town - Lovely - B
Bloody Sneakers (Violet's Theme)
Broken Reality - Domo Paradisso Theme
Mick Gordon - The Super Gore Nest (DOOM Eternal - Gamerip)
Pikuniku - Geysers (Co-op 2)
Tomodachi Collection - Clothing Store
meganeko - The Cyber Grind (Ultrakill Soundtrack)
Cosmic Comics C - Snipperclips Plus OST
Hot Wheels World Race OST - 02 - Main Title
Undertale OST 090 - His Theme
Pikuniku - Don't Fall!
Danganronpa 2 OST Let Us Sing of a Hollow Victory
Snipperclips - Retro Reboot B
ROBLOX Music - Horror
The Skull Gang - Kirby Mass Attack OST
[NDS] Cinnamon Ball - Kurukuru Sweets Paradise OST Track 12
meow by ivusm
The Elder Scrolls IV - Oblivion Soundtrack - 04 Harvest Dawn
Tomodachi Collection - The Island at Noon
Undertale OST 084 - Amalgam
Mario Kart DS [OST] - Cheep Cheep Beach
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TABLE OF CONTENTS:
0:00 Intro
1:31 Mouses From Previous Videos
2:41 Burger Mouse
4:28 More Food Mouses
6:23 Random Mouses
8:22 Car Mouses
10:40 Character Mouses
11:48 Animal Mouses
12:49 Water Mouses
14:21 Marvel/Starwars
15:48 Telephone Mouses
16:47 Sports Mouses
17:43 Outro
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YALL, "COMPUTER MOUSES" IS CORRECT GRAMMAR, LOOK IT UP ITS ONLY MICE WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE ANIMAL
Four reel
woah how’s you get the troll face emoji on KZhead???????
@@fancycoolcool2811 you can use it in my comment section when you're a member
"The plural for the small rodent is always "mice" in modern usage. The plural for a computer mouse is either "mice" or "mouses" according to most dictionaries, with "mice" being more common."
@@PolygonDonut wise mystical tree griot 🐔👍
aint nothing more metal than playing doom eternal with a hello kitty mouse
I agree
True
Nothing more metal than playing Hideous Destructor while using a gyroscope
Ye
playing geometry dash with a hello kitty mouse
Polygon is now officially required to use the Hello Kitty mouse exclusivly when editing their videos
NOOOOOOO
on that arthritis GRIND 🔥🔥💪💪
@@lotus20856 LESS GOO- wait no💀
mmmmm bone hurting juice mouse
@@PolygonDonut YED
One nitpick: trackball mouses do not have a funny ball that was replaced by a scroll wheel. That is the ball mouses originally had but put on the top instead. This had the advantage that the mouse did not need as much space because it did not need to be moved around. Also, these were considered gaming equipment for some time because trackballs were considered more precise than standard mouses due to controlling the ball directly.
i am using a trackball mouse at this very moment
"Trackball mouses do NOT *vineboom* have a funny ball that was replaced by a scroll wheel"
bro got paint nail 💀
Based and trackballed pilled
16:08 imagine raging in a video game and you accidentally call Wendy’s and they just hear loud screaming and banging
bro got paint nail 💀
Imagine this scenario but instead of Wendy’s you accidentally call 911
@@foxwithoutahat🤣😂💀
The Hello Kitty head being used for Doom Eternal really is adorable, I would never use it because I’d rather not make my arthritis worse but I love the idea of a Hello Kitty themed setup used solely for playing super violent or mature games.
I love the idea of playing Manhunt with a Spongebob controller. With the amount of mutilation that happens in that show, it would honestly be on brand.
Honestly that’s my favourite gimmick, the very traditional feminine presenting person or game set up playing or cosplaying super traditionally masculine characters, kinda like that hello kitty themed cosplay of some superhero(I couldn’t remember exactly who it was but they where jacked)
Reminds of that image of SilentHill showing up on a Hello Kitty or Melody TV screen
I would like to think Doomguy would have a Hello Kitty mouse just for playing Quake or something, just because that seems like something he would do.
Glad to seem Polygon is once again being silly and making unnecessary spelling mistakes! (I'm a cat btw so this video helped me get over my addiction of mice!!)
W cat
Wowza
😂😂😂😂😂🎉😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😅😅😅🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉 i am losing my fuckijgn mind
@@staser I can see that. Are you ok
A cat will be useful as bait...
9:16 “10 Big Bens/10” got me laughing on the floor
You mean 9:20 ?
Im British and big Ben is in London
Fun fact at 8:53 that car is a mini cooper and the flag on the top is because mini coopers are made and founded in the U.K. Not to be the NERD but just had to let some people know
8:38 car enthusiast here, and I know exactly why that car has the British flag. The mouse is based on the Mini Cooper S, a popular compact family and road car by the motor company "Mini" founded in the UK, and is rather common to see some with the flag applied to signify the proud home that created it. The flag can be placed in areas such as; the aforementioned roof, exterior wing mirrors, door sides, or the front and/or rear bumpers.
Nice.
Was gonna make a comment like this
I am bald and was born in England. I copied the car and tattooed a flag on my dome
@@Zyrdalf congrats youre a car now
@@monbub yey
14:30 das ant-man
LGR has a series of videos about weird computer mice, and he reviewed some of the mice that you showed. The cursor mouse, for example, was absolutely horrible to use and felt cheaply made... and it originally cost like $100. On the other hand, one of his favourites was the Cozy Coupe mouse - it worked fine even while playing Unreal Tournament!
Your content, voice, and rapid-fire memey sense of humor always captivate my attention for some reason. It's like your videos just take my brain and tuck it comfortably in my head to chill for 10 or so minutes. Also, I kinda wanna buy a weird mouse now...
thanks thats exactly what im going for lol
he has been initiated.
@@PolygonDonut dbtc video when? I love that series!
I’m bored, so I’ll pick the theme Camellia - δ : for the DELTA
Prepare the weapons
I love how polygon looks so scenecore with the nails and the decoration
It really makes me want some neon nail polish now
i agree!!!!! its bery pretty
@@randomtinypotatocried I’m already doing it >:)
@@randomtinypotatocried I’m already doing it >:)
Btw incase anyone wants to do it the pattern is Neon(green/yellow?) Orange Neon(green/yellow?) Orange Neon(green/yellow?) :) {if you have an extra nail then it’s Orange next}:)
3:20 My man really put in the effort to have the text cut off at the same time the voice-over does. Your attention to detail is immaculate!
SOMEBODY NOTICED NO WAY
@@PolygonDonut Wait, no one else noticed?
8:43 Truly the moment ever
Can we talk about how dripped out polygon is in this? I love the nails and bracelets and I belive their wearing silly bandsss which slayss
I want the bracelets sm
looks kinda gae
fr and the silly bands-
i agree
0:58 I'd love to see you do a video about the Y2K aesthetic in a similar vein to your Weirdcore and Vaporwave videos, I think that'd be a really fun time
YES I WOULD LOVE A VIDEO LIKE THAT
yesyesyes seems totally in theme with the channel qnd i'm so fascinated by Y2k
Frutiger aero
@@tastefullythick7072 frutiger aero is the best aesthetic hands down
Supported
11:44 🎵 it's the Mickey mouse Glove Mouse🎶 🎶Come inside, it's fun inside🎵
am I having a stroke
@@LUN4K0 yes
It's the Mickey Mouse club house*
@@Unkn0wnRBLX is this a bit you're doing or is the punchline actually just not hitting you
@@dustbunny6381 u said "glove house" it's actually "club house"
5:47 the designer thought they were making designs for m&ms bodypillows and not computer mice :trol:
Polygon donut somehow never dissapoints with videos about weird niches
This channel is so fun. The embodiment of a silly little goober.
i do agree, sir/madame
the research that has to go into these fun videos is insanse! i love the pace of all your videos and the dedication thank you
God this takes me back to when you'd go visit a friend, be on their "family computer" and it would just have this completely weird mish-mash of various branded mouse/keyboard/mousepad/screen cover accessory.
The phone mouse was more of an interesting idea back when everyone primarily used landlines. In the late 90's and early 2000's when they were "common" (never really popular but you still saw them occasionally), most people didn't have cell phones. EDIT: Dang, I need to look for that Nergigante figurine for my collection. I have a Magnamalo on my desk right now.
The monster hunter figures are from randomized boxes, and a few years ago I bought a pack that just had six random ones. You can still find them on some websites like amazon, but usually they will just give you a random one. Im still so mad I didn't get my boy vaal hazak 😭😭😭
polygon is a mh fan!?!?!
@@leopardtv136 Yeah i have over 300 hours on Monster Hunter World :)
niiiice
@@PolygonDonutdo ytps of your videos and remember no fnaf
I CAN'T believe Pongon literally bought all these cursed mouses to review it. Literally a dedicated king. Also your nails and bracelets r so swag 😁😁😁
That's polygon for ya!
@@fizthe_wizz such an icon
Swaaaaaaag.
pongziddlydog donut
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8:19 I mean, you could always send it to a computer mouse expert and they could probably modify it to have a scroll wheel
13:11 Hol up. We need a closer look at that Intel mouse.
AMONG US
@@MillymullfoxyblueagainNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1! 😭😭😭😭😭
"I bet your mouse doesn't have a spongy soft surface" was comedy gold.
We are fortunate to even see these, considering they could've been buried in the sands of time!
And evermore so, YOU ALL ARE IN A FUCKING BASEMENT!
IKR
I just gotta say i subbed for the hptwheels and im staying for everything else. Your use of the World Race videogame menu theme song throughout your portfolio is truly something i never thought i would see/hear and i love it!
Poly's hands are just average 90's aesthetics and I love it!
it'd be so cool to see a y2k aesthetic mouses video, the water ones had serious vibes
5:19 bro even the m&m's got the lightskin stare 💀💀💀
I actually get filled with happiness every time I watch one of your videos, I love how how you show history through some and making jokes and the editing, and everyone time you upload I watch that video hours on end. And I rewatch your videos multiple times in a week. I hope you read this, also AMONG US
6:39 mrbeast mouse be like
BISTSR MEEEAAAASSSTT
I may have came for the wacky computer mouses, but I am definitely more fascinated by your nails and Silly Bandz. I am glad that you are using your hands to review computer mouses, so I can see your cute nails on many angles.
I randomly got recommended this video, but let me say, it is pure serotonin. The funky mouses? The humor? The great editing? The PowerPoint fonts? Your absolutely fantastic nails and bracelets? Just yes✨
ikr i recently found out about him and i love it so far!
What a flashback - I had forgotten all about the Young Explorer Computer Center! There used to be one in the kid section of my library sometime in the 00s. Can't remember if I used it or not but I remember it being there 😅
The fact that you night all the ones you could is amazing, also you are ✨rocking✨ those nails :3
:0000 you noticed my comment:DDDDDD
16:20 Hearing Polygon actually start getting like irritated is so unnatural for some reason- Also great video and drip :D
yeah he usually just makes a joke about it-
Cursed Star Wars Products would be interesting. Problem is, it'd be over an hour long due to the sheer magnitude of the series!
YES PLEASE Also there could be a l o t of weird fnaf merchandise for a video too
@@kilotango6726 Could be an interesting Halloween video. FOR SPOOKY MONTH!!!
That Hello Kitty mouse brought back memories I didn't even know I had. I remember having that as a wee baby in the 2000s as one of my first mice I ever used. Definitely too small for adult hands, but at the time, it was perfect for kid me
yoooo I got really excited when I saw those monster hunter blind box figurines I have my own collection of those and I have always loved monster hunter so much, good taste!!!!
Thanks i used to play monster hunter world alot lol My favorite is vaal hazak but i never got a figure of him
The childish, playful highlighter nail polishes and goofy ahh bracelets really do go hard. They remind me of when I was 6.
Let's appreciate poly's nails for a minute
they reminded me of glow stick liquid
They trigger me because it's also on the finger and not only on the nail
@@teimoplays7891 thanks for bringing that up! I hate it with bit of my nails
@@Meleedroit you can put pva glue around your fingernails let it dry and then paint your nails and pull glue off
Cringe
I don't know why but everytime I watch your videos I always get horrifying flashbacks to me petting my cat, the days when I experienced the end of the universe countless times, the many ways I suffered endless deaths and experienced tragedies beyond god makes me feel terror I never felt every sense the incident, anyway ery noice video 👍
10:07 *sad collector noises*
Dang wrong time
I feel like a lot of the character mouses might be so small because they are aimed at kids, who have small hands. Also, while I agree that the phone mouses are totes weird, i would bet that they were meant for secretaries or phone line operators at some point haha
can I just say that I’m just in love with your videos?? ur editing style is fun and fresh, ur energy and personality r super likeable n ur topics r always interesting and cool!! god I love ur channel sm
THANK YOU ❤️❤️❤️
The mousepads/mice with calculators on them amuse me even more since you'll almost certainly have a free calculator built into your OS; solving math equations is literally the easiest thing for computers to do.
👨💼they look convenient for office clerks to have - the ones with it built into the mouse pad I personally dislike using my computer’s calculator- feels slow no matter what 3:
I love your content and style gratz on 200k keep slayin!!
6:22 actually chocolate coated coffee beans are pretty good ngl so technically yes
I've had those they are good 👍
@@PolygonDonut yes 👍
@@endervoir no 🪅
ALL THESE MOUSES ARE ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!!! I love all the character ones, and the Cozy Coupe and Popsicle ones are also great, along with the Big-Eye Animal Mouses!! Hmmm as for suggestions for cursed product videos, I am curious to see what a cursed product video for Pokemon would be like
Y E S
Hell yee
Infinite thanks for participating in the Colon video!
this guy could get me to watch a 20 minute video on something really specific and boring like different types of paper and I would be happy
5:25: OK, this is beyond cursed. Imagine someone poking your eye repeatedly.
12:11 good to know that universal terror still exist at polygon donut's channel!
HE ALWAYS COMES BACK 😭😭😭
@@PolygonDonutYOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE
@Sexualassault123 may i ask why that is ur username?
0:46 I FEEL YOU MAN 😭 EVERY TIME I SEE SOMETHING SHAPED LIKE AMONG US I SCREAM *”AMONG US”*
Great vid as always Pongon ! I wanted to say a lot through watching the vid, i love sm the bracelets you have :33 Lil goofy colorful nails and bracelets, love it!
SILLY MODE
I loved that computer center as a kid. As in, I loved chewing the plastic corners. Never really played it.
12:27 personal time stamp
Your videos and style itch my brain in a really good way. Keeps me super entertained!! Yippee!!!
OMG I LOVE YOUR NAILS AND YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR
Thankjms 🤩🤩🤩
@@PolygonDonut hello there trigon dognuts
So my favorite is still the Little Twin Stars star-shaped mouse, buuuuuuut it's almost $100 on Ebay so, unlikely. I also found a strawberry shaped mouse that was pretty cute! For cursed products, hmm... well, you touched on phone cases when talking about the KFC mouse. what about those?
can we just talk abt how Polygon is slaying those nails tho-
THANJKS
@@PolygonDonut no probels :)
0:49 This image brings back so many memories from elementary school, all the computers were Macs and I remember them having that style with mouses like that
Exactly on 13:00 there's a mouse with logo of ironworks from my hometown (HSW, a relatively small town in south-eastern Poland called Stalowa Wola). I cannot believe that it made it to the video here, this is hilarious hahahaha 🤣😂 Greetings from Poland 🇵🇱
just wanna say love the nails and silly bands your wearing they look very nice on you c:
THANK YOU
@@PolygonDonut YOUR WELCOME :D
1:28 you earned a subscriber from this
LOOK AT THE GHE LITTLE GOOBER :D
These mouses: *exists* Arthritis: *_allow me to introduce myself_*
Man put in the hotwheels world race game theme in, big respect
Just gotta say I kinda love Pongon's hands, the nail polish and bracelets look really cool and do match their "aesthetic" dare I say😀👍
You should do Cursed Computer Keyboards next 😁 Anyway nice work on the fun video! Looking forward to anything you come up with :)
You have another new sub, holy shit. I came here from your hot wheels video and wanted to see if your recent videos were like that- I love chaotic shit. I love you.
Awesome video!!! My favorite one has to be the water mouse, looks so cool!!! I can't get enough of your videos, they're amazing, funny, extremely well edited and with topics that I enjoy a lot!
such silly mouses :3 7:01 also I would love to see a vid covering cursed mario products
Well it happend
@@muffernut I know, it's one of my fav pongon videos
pongon donut best ❤@@muffernut
3:56 theres a lot of restaurants in Japan that will have really realistic models of their food on display for customers. I’m not sure of the “Why”, but it’s more common than you would expect
Back in the day, unruly students used to remove the track ball from underneath mice. I stole like five of them-- still have them some 20 years later. Cats love 'em. It got so bad, teachers took to gluing the little lid shut. Later on, when the school moved to the kind with the light, we would cover them with duct tape to block the sensors. Never got tired of making teachers question whether or not their mouse died, or interrupting half the class' lesson, because the mice in the computer lab "broke."
14:36 now I wanna be over 25 and own a pc 😭
glad to see the mark martin viagra mouse made an appearance, I'm honestly considering getting it if I ever find it just due to how goofy it is, even if in this video it was only shown for a short bit in the nascar section.
Love your SillyBandz! 💙
You literally have the best nails I’ve ever seen
Those looked awesome! They really tried a lot of mouses huh? Also I'd like to just see a video where you playwith the popsicle mouse for like an hour
Finally, Pongon did a flesh reveal! With plastic rodents too! 😀
your editing is hilarious and I love it
This is like the best video I’ve ever seen your target audience has been reached and I see ur also prolly into decora based off of ur nails and bracelets yay!!
Your nail paint is spot on stylish! (The video is good too)
i can easily tell you have fabulous fashion and accessory taste and i love it! love these videos
I'm so baked and watching this person play with mouses is like baby sensory videos to me rn ♡
I love your kinda 2000s vibe I wish I could pull it off as good as you
Manz really said "Bunger?" 2:42
Bugsnax
I've always been fascinated by novelty devices in this vein, so this was definitely a neat video to watch!
Please make more videos like these LMAO was very fun watching
12:54 "these are called water mouses" BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUT ME OFF-
Another classic making me feel nostalgic for stuff I haven't even experienced
i like these videos because they are exactly my humour like calling anything a goober
11:50 the mousiest mouse in this vid
this is the first video i've seen from you but i love your editing and the way your video flows that just itches the scratch in my brain it's great i have no questions no dissatisfactions no "oh i wish this was talked on more"-- no. everything is here and this video is great and i love it!!!!! looking forward to seeing more like this thank you very much wow! ( ouo)b
There are a lot of new viewers lately and I'm not even sure why, I heard something about a colon or something idk
I think you forgot that the most hysterical part of the calculator mouses is that you will be using that mouse to operate a computer, that ALREADY HAS A FUCKING CALCULATOR PROGRAM IN IT