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In this video we embark on a funny little roadtrip adventure through the weird world of Disney Cars products... This video took a VERY long time to make, I just got so obsessed with the sheer amount of funny products, and I didn't want to cut anything out. My original intention wasn't for the video to be this long, but... OOPSIE 😛
Big thanks to @Shibbi helping with camera work and being an INCREDIBLY FUNNY GOOBER!!! 😁
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Parappa The Rapper 2 Instrumental Sista Moosesha
Annihilation OST - The Alien
New Super Mario Bros. Soundtrack - Overworld
Ape Escape 3 OST - Tomoki City (Part 1)
ROBLOX Music - Horror
Toon Blast Music Bear
Ape Escape 3 OST - Mount Amazing (Part 2)
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Discover Our Bodies - Dual Love Form
Hot Wheels World Race (Video Game) OST - 08 - Wave Rippers
Ape Escape 2 ( Gadget Trainer ) Soundtrack OST
Portal Radio Tune
Wi-Fi Menu Medley (Looped) - Mario Kart Wii Music Extended
Goat Simulator 3 - Welcome to San Angora
Super Mario 64 - Haunted House
Mario Kart DS - Waluigi Pinball
Hot Wheels Ultimate Racing ost - Jungle 02
Tomodachi Collection - Food Shop
Title Theme - Wii Play
Main Theme - The Everybody Votes Channel
Mario Raceway (N64) - Mario Kart Wii [OST]
Garfield Kart Furious Racing - City Slicker Valley Of The Kings
Wandering the Plains - Super Mario World Music Extended
New Super Mario Bros. Wii - Ghost House
Broken Reality - Domo Paradisso Theme
Oliver Buckland - backroom labyrinth
Fnaf 2 ambience
Cars video game - Radiator Springs Theme
Tomodachi Collection - The Island at Noon
Bonneton - Super Mario Odyssey [OST]
Isle Delfino - Super Mario Sunshine
Tomodachi Collection - Clothing Store
Hot Wheels World Race (Video Game) OST - 02 - Main Title
Steam Gardens Sherm - Super Mario Odyssey
Ape Escape 3 OST - Arctic Wonderland (Part 1)
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Table Of Contents
0:00 Intro
0:51 Food
5:48 Sponsor
6:54 Pez
9:11 Diecast Cars Iceberg
16:12 Other Peculiar Diecast Cars
19:39 Random Toys
22:56 The Cursed Walkie Talkies
25:27 Rideable Mcqueens
26:01 Decorating The Bedroom
32:49 Closet
35:18 The Grand Finale
36:12 Outro
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no i dont want to
Lightneen mqueen
pongon!!
Aw hell naw
oh my gaaawd
Fun fact: The reason Pez dispensers work the way they do is because they were meant to be an anti-smoking statement. The original Pez dispensers resembled cigarette lighters, and the way the candy was dispensed was meant to imitate flame coming off of the lighter.
Really? Huh. That's interesting.
WHAT THE DUCK!? That's just great
Thanks Pez! Ive never smoked a cigarette but thanks to this wacky fact, im gonna give myself lung cancer.
I feel like it only strings it into the narrative imposed that smoking was trying to appease to underaged children since they ended up being the prominent majority eating the candies as all things sweet. Just like how vapes were first passed around not a little longer than a decade ago as a way for smokers to quit smoking also, it was the whole sensation of taking the drag as they’d mention how the different flavors of the disposable carts would have lessening degrees of nicotine to lean off from…
@@shplorf1977💀💀💀
Cars 1 & 3 were just about racing but then Cars 2 is just a whole other plotline.
Yet I love all three just the same.
When I was little I got the cars mini goofy game pc and i still have it 💀
@@CatWithInternet0I had the Cars 2 game on my old pc and it went hard asf, it was kinda like Nsf had an unwanted child with Mario Kart to create some truly thug ass gangsta shit
Honestly I’m disappointed they didn’t go more off the walls with the 3rd one
@@Toon_Lucario tbh the third film is my least favorite.
1:13 Polygon Donut: Theres no yellow main characters in the first cars movies Luigi: *am i a joke to you?*
Yellow main character
@@veshremy_fan481yeah
wait are you saying that there is no main characters in the first movie
@@sharkysharksharki meant yellow main characters lol
Polygon is the personified version of 21st Century Gen Z Memes, Neurodivergency, and the :3 emoticon. And I FUCKING *LOVE IT*
polygon is the fucking silliest thing ever please help i can't handle the silliness
@@youraverageintrovert1990 IKR!?
I JUST REALISED POLYGON IS THE PERSONIFIED VERSION OF THE TBH/AUTISM CREATURE WHAT THE FUCK@@XanderW104
I was very annoyed by it at first but it’s really starting to grow on me the more I’m watching these videos
The moment I found a video at a random period I just went “yep, I have found a new favorite channel”
As a badly decorated lightning McQueen themed birthday cake enjoyer, I can confirm this video is JORDAN.
true
JORDAN
My name is Jordan this is so surreal
@@edwardhyde1886nah your name is edward🤓🤓🤓
Jordan
The cactus mcqueen makes me realize something foul. The paneling of a Car in his universe is soft enough for cacti thorns to pierce. There is no mention of him needing repair for that meaning it likely healed on its own. _They would feel like skin_
why would you curse me with such knowledge
Considering that they're shiny, they'd probably feel more like one of those mylar dance studio mirrors... Smooth, bounces back when you touch it.
the surface of the cars looks more solid and shiny than skin, so maybe it would be more like an exoskeleton? like insects and crustaceans have.
@@lav-kitty because the only way to relieve the pressure within my skull caused by it was to make it known
OH NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS 😭😭
When i was little, I LOVED Cars. I had so much cars merch. One of them was the Lightning Mcqueen PILLOW PET. I still have it. And YES IT IS CURSED and yet really goofy
15:44 Thanks for confirming this cursed figure is actually real. I have no idea what would possess someone to edit a picture of toy Lightning McQueen to be covered in white and questionable goop
HMmMmM. Looks TOTALLY normal to me! Just very….eehhhhuuuugh- sus.
Imagine taking your kid to a playground and seeing someone who's about 20 years old fully decked out in lightning McQueen merch just playing around
that would have made 8-year old me brain crash
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Eventually we’re gonna need a tour of where polygon keeps all these silly products after every video
13:07 the way the camera whent like that made me laugh
Cars merch Food: 0:51 Alarm Clocks: 1:51 Snack time: 2:18 Lunchtime: 2:43 Dessert: 3:14 Cake: 3:33 Pez: 6:54 Diecast cars iceberg: 9:11 Other diecast cars: 16:12 Random toys: 19:39 Walkie talkies: 22:56 Ride able cars: 25:27 Bedroom: 26:01 Closet: 32:49
You are a saint
For your information: the blue lightning McQueen pez dispenser is actually based on his appearance at the end of cars three. However it is just a simple recoloring as blue McQueen is supposed to be working with dynaco at this point
*Dinoco 🤓
didnt he quit and join another team?
@@SwordBotMk3 Also nobody cares about your corrections.
@@Joemama-kc4iw No, it was Cruz that quitted Rust-Eze. She now races for Dinoco. Tex Dinoco, the owner of the sponsor, also bought out Lightning's Rust-Eze sponsor, though he made a deal with Sterling, the CEO of Rust-Eze after Rusty and Dusty, to ensure that the Fabulous Lightning McQueen can continue to race alongside Cruz whenever he wants/when he's not coaching her.
@@Joemama-kc4iw Also, I had a feeling someone like you wouldn't appreciate me giving out the correct spelling of Dinoco, hence the nerd emoji.
Polygon is one of the only youtubers I know who can make sponsors silly enough to make me interested /pos
Sorry, this is off topic, but I LOVE your profile picture! X is one of my favorited characters. I love bfb!!
SAM WHAT??
SAM FROM SIZZLE'S MAGICAL PLAYHOUSE & FEVER DEMONS?????
@@GermanyortaganaHi tysm!!! I love bfb also !!! Forgot where I found the pic tho :PP
@@TheLegendSizzleYOU....... Hi!!! :3 Hey sizzl !!1!1 :) :D
Don't know what it is, but there is a real weird vibe to the mcqueen humilation figures. Especially with how much work a lot of them have put into the expression.
polygon would make a villain arc for any toy
the kraft mac and cheese cups might just be the most disgusting thing ever after going through a microwave. an absolutely dreadful experience when you’re hungry at home or school.
THEY’RE PROBABLY RADIOACTIVE
@@PolygonDonut😂
@@PolygonDonut hi
STRYXO??? Idk why im shocked
the "bro you're waterboarding him!" and subsequent antics for some reason made me laugh really hard, thanks for that
WATERBOARDING LIGHTNING MCQUEEN 😃
@@PolygonDonutNO WAYYYY IT NOT CLICKBAITTTT
@@PolygonDonut🤑🤑🤑
As someone who was way too much into the Cars series as a kid, my favorite McQueen die-cast toy was one of the moment where he wakes in the impound lot with a boot on one wheel. There was a boot on the wheel and it stopped it from turning all the way. Absolutely useless as a toy car I love it so much
7:50 He just sound like my auntie 💀
He is your aunt
When polygon donut uploads: *silly goofy mood activates* ☻☻☻
glaggle!!!
@@mewityno, it’s the YOU ARE AN IDIOT GLAGGLE
It is always such a joyous occasion when polygon donut posts 🙂
yaaaaaay
Y E s
This feels like the embodiment of childishness. I love it.
Kidcore?
Also how did you tuen the images to jelly at the start of the vid?
Very sorry about the Pez packaging. As someone who used to eat Pez all the time, *that always happens and it’s painful*
The lighting McQueen with leaves on him looks like he chowed down on beans.
Watching Pongon and their friend (partner?) Having fun at the playground in full mcqueen fit just makes me so happy, i hope to hear more of you two!
THANKS YES WE ARE PARTNERS
@@PolygonDonutI FORGOR 💀
@@PolygonDonutgoober got fren 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
@@PolygonDonutW A L U I G I
@@PolygonDonutWho are!!!😊😊😊
How could you possibly forget about the most important yellow character Luigi? He was right there the entire time
Came here to say this
can we take a moment to appriciate how happy and goofy this guy is, makes my autism happy
polygon is a adult man who wants to be a genz and i like it lol
Because he is Gen z. Early Gen z to be exact
Watching this as someone who grew up with a Cars obsessed cousin? Insanity. He had the bed, alarm clock, tv, everything istg.
Spain shinchan for el mater dor episode.
Your goofy noises are one of the main reasons I love watching your videos
Fr he's so silly 😋
SILLY SILLY🎉
I personally hate it
He is so ☺️
@@geesek5776it’s sooo annoying. Like the actual video itself is entertaining, but the constant overload of autistic noises makes it almost unbearable. No hate, I think his content is mostly good, I just can’t stand the “lol XD random” noises
These toy makers had to comb through every frame of these films to find new variations of these characters to make toys out of lol
35:40 This is the sounds of genuine fun
I had that first alarm clock as a kid. It basically served as an alarm clock for the entire house, because waking up to a blaring alarm and a red light filling the room isn’t exactly the smartest design and rightfully scared the shmit outta me, causing me to scream until someone else came in and turned it off.
We also had the Lightning McQueen CRT monitor in my room, the number of times I rewatched the same Tom and Jerry cartoons and played that blasted SpongeBob plug and play on that thing must have been crazy.
My brother was OBSESSED with Cars as a kid - a Cars connoisseur, if you will. We had multiple of these products in our house growing up, I definitely remember stealing the V-Tech laptop to play with. I'm gonna send him this vid now, thank you for your extensive research! Brought back a lot of childhood memories :)
a *carnoissuer?* get it?
I am also obsessed with Cars and watched them all the time when I was little
Cars: 🏎 Cars 2:🔫🍋☠️ Cars 3: 🏎
5:38 this cake looks like it was made from play-doh
As a kid who was born 2 MONTHS before the first cars movie, watched them over 200 times in the span 10 years, I can proudly say I used to own a Lightning Mcqueen kiddy car...✊
yOuR oVeR TwEntY??
I was born in 2008 and I grew up on Cars, I didn't have much merch when I was little, but now I have almost an entire Cars themed room. I've been collecting since August 2023. I've been told by people that I shouldn't rly be into these movies because of my age and gender (I'm a girl). I watch any of the movies everyday, and if I don't I will lose my sanity LMAO
@@Maggy.themaggot. I'm 21-
@@systematicirony666 so?
@@systematicirony666 I was being sarcastic
Next up cursed Thomas the tank engine merch
You should make an invader zim version of these videos 😭
To me, the Cars franchise is something I keep in my heart deeply, as an amateur petrol head, even to the point where I watch the first film 5 times in a row! When I was young, I had no idea that there was this much money made just from merch, but when you make a film about cars, you know that big bucks are on their way when the boys see it. 🚗🚗🚗🏎🏎🏎
Cars was my entire childhood. Excited to see what silly and goofy products have been made in it's likeness. Edit: I've owned literally a quarter of these as a kid, and the ones I didn't have sure looked silly and goofy.
Fun fact: Every now and then, the goober uploads.
Brilliant! I shall no longer be in the dark about whether he uploads or not.
There are many goobers out there, but the best goober is Pongon....
Omg I'm obsessed with cupcake McQueen and that entire outfit, I'd legit wear those pants and that shirt.
14:54 MUDDY MCQEEN!!1!2!1!1?!?!2?21!2 0.o He is forever trapped in a muddy state!!!!! :[
My favorite part of the Lightning McQueen franchise is when Lightning McQueen said "It's Lightning McQueen'ing time" and Lightning McQueen all over the bad cars. One of the best movies in all of cinema history.
WHAT
@@e75channellooks like you didn't watch the movies. . . The council has decided the Death Penalty.
YES
how can people be this unffuny i swear we left this era of comments in like 2021
KACHOW!!!
God I would love just an entire vid about various poorly or questionably decorated cakes I love them so much
GOOD IDEA…
@@PolygonDonut don't let Poly cook
@@Omega-on-robloxLET HIM COOK!!!!! 🗣️‼️‼️‼️💯🗿
@@joneryi LET! HIM! *COOK!!!!* ‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️
"There is not really any yellow main characters in the first movie..." Luigi: *visible frustration*
I love how high energy you are, it´s obvious you put a lot of effort (and money) into these, subbed also what´s with the amount of comments ranting about your nails? I really don´t see the problem
cars is the type of franchise to alway have a "barry, 63" type character in every movie
When I was a kid my room was Cars themed.
14:07 he looks like he’s covered in beans
Same💀
Mcbean
Lightning mcbean
b e a n s
It looks like oats to me lol
I love the goofy little noises you make they're so goofy! It makes me happy. And for no reason I've been using the the term goober lmao!
AND now, the legendary racer you've all been waiting for, polygon.
This might sound random, but seeing these type of videos make me wish there was one for Finding Dory. It would be interesting, because it had a lot of unique merch and tie-ins that was only relevant for at least two years. Today, they're not that easy to get and are somewhat scarce.
I was having a bad day and seeing these products definetly put me over the edge. Thanks pongon
"Pongon"
Lightning macqueen themed ghosts 😭😂
Cars is like the ultimate merchandising property for Pixar
fun fact: polygon donut is one of the most influential philosophers of the 21st century.
4:37 i hope your happy... J A S O N
Polygon not realizing you're very obviously supposed to push inward on those cardboard boxes made me feel a deep inner rage
The nature drive McQueen looks likes he is covered in beans
watching polygon do a silly little montage of him playing was so much fun
15:32 oh hell nah they got the lightning mcream
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Bro is not on fire you can't extinguish him
💀💀💀💀💀💀🔥💀🔥
Mccu_
THE LEGENDARY RACER WE ARE BEEN WAITING FOR [Logan and Jordan and Arnay]
I absolutely love your humor buddy! Keep up the good work!
I watched this on my way to volunteer at a nursing home…these 36 minutes will be the only joy my mind experiences today.
this feels like a toy review and i love it
that is because it is
@@kittenthesmol7373 it feels like the ones i used to watch as a kid, not the youtube kids one
10:15 bro your nails look so much better than mine ever did :(
this is the only youtuber i know that doesnt make me want to skip the sponsor section, i love how you make your videos man
Everytime I see this guy post a new video i legit start giggling and kicking my feet out of happiness 💀
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same 🤯
ao true 😮😮
Happy stims!
Surprised you didn't summon a lightning McDemon 24:30
I have a Lightning McQueen radio just like the one in the video. It's shaped differently though, for starters, it's more car shaped and has all 4 wheels. There still the eyes that pop up for the CD tray, and the buttons at the base of his eyes. But there are also tuning and volume wheels between the front and back wheels on each side. There are On/Off and AM/FM/CD switches at the base of his eyes, and the spoiler can be pulled back to put CD's on top of.
radio mqueen-obrine 22:47
this dude is such an interesting critter but yet the fit is immaculate
Definitely a specimen of different mental behavior, very exotic indeed.
Pongon's laugh is so silly, they really look like they're having fun :)
Their?
@@lexuslfa945yeah I know right
@@lexuslfa945sorry not my native language
@@yukezquizo it's fine
Agreed
2:35 bro the way he said "What the?" made laughing so hard I could barely breath😂😂😂😂
Polygon is so GOOFY Heehehahahahah I luv it
I love watching you two do silly stuff together, it's just pure and fun
Been feeling not so sillylicious the last few days but this cheered me up immediately, you're the PEAK comfort youtuber ❤
THANKSS YOUU
@@PolygonDonutwe love YOU!!! SILLY MAN!!!!
Yellow flakes are probably for Luigi. And there's also a diecast series with McQueen as Luke Skywalker.
7:24 why bros nails red ?!?
Soaked in the blood of his enemies
25:40 “I don’t like the way my skin feels on my body. Do you like the way your skin feels on your body? You don’t? Why don’t you pull it off? Pull off your skin.”
ISSAT A BUGBO REFERENCE?
1:09 Luigi: Am I a joke to you?
this is the comment I was looking for! haha
That’s what I thought of
“Guido this is outrageous! We were even wearing Afros as well!”
mater’s tall tales goes hard
I used to love that show as a little kid
21:04 I remember this Sorry Sliders game from like, preschool or something and seeing it again reminded me that I wasn't imagining it
14:15 I THOUGHT THOSE WERE BEANS
Same lmao
Yea
Same, same.
I NOW RIGHT I thought that to
I remember a lot of these products cause my brother REALLY liked Cars. I like the film trilogy myself but the first one is an absolute classic.
The one slipper lmao 😂
2:35 "wait waddu?" 😂😂😂
The nature walk lightning McQueen just looks like he has a bunch of beans on him
7:13 one must imagine polygon donut happy
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When you accidentally throw in hello neighbor 😂 31:50
16:12 good sir you missed some great McQueens. bulldozer McQueen it's basically McQueen with a plow Monster truck McQueen Heavy metal McQueen Tokyo McQueen Jet McQueen and many other tall vryents
Ah yes, Lightning McQueen. My favorite Disney & Pixar character of all time.
Lightning McQueen
Lightning McQuesadilla
Lightning McKing
Lighting McCracker
Lightning McPinkman
17:08 I had tons of the color changers as a kid and they could’ve had me entertained for a whole day lol
Omg polygon donut hearted my comment lol
i used to watch diecast car toy reviews when i was little and this is just the same thing but my current humor 😭
The absolute most cursed piece of Cars merch? This doesnt count as merch, but it sure is cursed: a VHS tape of Cars 1. It was released in 2007, and was only available through an online member service. Not too many people bought it, and it goes for _insane_ prices on eBay! Cars 1 was also one of the last major films to ever receive a VHS release
4:22 LOGAN!
4:09 JORDAN!
4:34 ARNAV!
Eddie Jordan Logan Sargeant
25:52 its in Kenya yes i found it
Replying to this to hopefully boost it up in the comment section
Yo seeing all those cakes had me laughing so hard my stomach hurts😂😂😂