What the Hell Happened This Week? - Week of 1/18 | The Daily Social Distancing Show

2024 ж. 15 Мам.
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Trump begrudgingly leaves the White House, Biden takes the oath, and Pablo Escobar’s hippos are breeding like rabbits. #DailyShow #Trump #Biden
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  • "Mike Pence was gently guiding his hips from behind" this is true, but it's also a picture I didn't need

    @fallingsnowflakes@fallingsnowflakes3 жыл бұрын
    • Exactly 🤢🤮

      @quinderataylor2198@quinderataylor21983 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @tellmesomething2412@tellmesomething24123 жыл бұрын
    • How about thrusting? Because that was what I misread the captions as _Mike Pence was gently _*_thrusting_*_ his hips from behind_ How does that sound?

      @Gurashi@Gurashi3 жыл бұрын
  • “Miss me with that bullshit” lol Trevor this is a classic 😊

    @azureysmith1337@azureysmith13373 жыл бұрын
    • I'm gonna start using that line!

      @stormwatcher59@stormwatcher593 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah but once was enough

      @jilianhannah9689@jilianhannah96893 жыл бұрын
    • @@jilianhannah9689 I knew I wasn't I the only one who cringed after the 3rd time he said that.

      @ttdreamz6@ttdreamz63 жыл бұрын
    • classic gif created

      @rupenupe1@rupenupe13 жыл бұрын
  • "I'll be back in some form" sounds like a threat from a Batman villain.

    @novabrilliant4510@novabrilliant45103 жыл бұрын
    • lol

      @ttdreamz6@ttdreamz63 жыл бұрын
    • fun fact some 90 years or so ago hitler said a pretty similar thing and everybody thought he was a joke...

      @ida_kll0416@ida_kll04163 жыл бұрын
  • "miss me with that bullshit" an expression that perfectly describes my attitude in 2020. I have a feeling I'll be using alot this year as well.

    @doihavetopickaname5442@doihavetopickaname54423 жыл бұрын
    • 2021: Hold my beer

      @nobodyknows3180@nobodyknows31803 жыл бұрын
    • Another whitey wannabe.

      @fidelaromo6705@fidelaromo67053 жыл бұрын
    • @@fidelaromo6705 sorry but did u just assume my race from reading my comment? What an interesting superpower u have. I command you.

      @doihavetopickaname5442@doihavetopickaname54423 жыл бұрын
  • I do not understand how Lindsey Graham’s constituents can tolerate his flip flopping. I think it pretty clear that he isn’t trustworthy.

    @ralphstephan353@ralphstephan3533 жыл бұрын
    • He’s even more annoying than Trump. At least we knew Trump’s game

      @cayod6@cayod63 жыл бұрын
    • @@cayod6 Agreed. Plus this appearance of this intense anger/insult is getting really old, especially when it becomes clear that it’s a dodge to cover up whatever they’ve been up to recently.

      @ralphstephan353@ralphstephan3533 жыл бұрын
    • Lindsey Graham's flip flop is on another level. I don't know any other politician that flips in that way. He gets really fired up about saying something is wrong like he has a high moral ground and in less than 24 hours, he completely flips 180 and says the total opposite. While there are many examples, I still cant forget when Khashoggi was murdered, and on this Sunday, he was going to the White House to go talk some sense to the president. Everyone thought finally, someone with balls is stepping up to the president. He was really agitated while speaking to press in advance and then he comes out in less than 2 hours, and like everything is OK, nothing here to see... I just couldn't believe it. It was like the White House had something magical that flashed his brain or so like you see in Sci-Fi movies. It was just unbelievable.

      @beigefox6579@beigefox65793 жыл бұрын
    • @@beigefox6579 Do you think Trump has some kind of damning info on Graham?

      @ralphstephan353@ralphstephan3533 жыл бұрын
    • @@ralphstephan353 I won't be surprised if he does. It is just so damn weird for someone that rejected Trump in the beginning and then turn to a major suck up for Trump. Other republicans dont even go that far.

      @beigefox6579@beigefox65793 жыл бұрын
  • It's important to bring your work ID when you join a riot... in case you need to access a restricted area.

    @Quickonomics@Quickonomics3 жыл бұрын
    • His cell mate's gonna have access to _his_ restricted area...

      @plaidpanda@plaidpanda3 жыл бұрын
    • 1 23 21 Hey @@plaidpanda, Funny & correct. v

      @virginiatyree6705@virginiatyree67053 жыл бұрын
    • @@plaidpanda Very funny, it's called poetic justice! Stay safe!

      @marisadallavalle393@marisadallavalle3933 жыл бұрын
    • @@marisadallavalle393 You too, Marisa!

      @plaidpanda@plaidpanda3 жыл бұрын
    • Makes sense to me lol. Some dump Trump protest music you may enjoy kzhead.info/sun/hbuvoNaAfGiagYE/bejne.html

      @MiloZfunk@MiloZfunk3 жыл бұрын
  • Terrorist on a flight AFTER he's tackled: "I'm gonna have the chicken thank you!" I'M DEAD!!! Hahahahaha

    @mangojulie123@mangojulie1233 жыл бұрын
  • The first part of this video should have been “Miss me with that Bullshit!” - Preach brotha, Trevor!

    @LexTVi@LexTVi3 жыл бұрын
  • Trevor’s hair giving me *LIFE* 👁👄👁

    @bottledfart@bottledfart3 жыл бұрын
    • ..i wonder if he has " a hair stylist " who helps him with his hair routine..☺

      @jm.4699@jm.46993 жыл бұрын
    • @@jm.4699 That's funny

      @ashleerenaelarsen8543@ashleerenaelarsen85433 жыл бұрын
    • Yummmmm

      @Lora-G@Lora-G3 жыл бұрын
  • They were looking through the documents like they would even understand what the policies were trying to purpose

    @vantabllack@vantabllack3 жыл бұрын
    • they were looking through the documents like they could read

      @scarlett8782@scarlett87823 жыл бұрын
    • *propose

      @cdogthehedgehog6923@cdogthehedgehog69233 жыл бұрын
    • @@scarlett8782 😆

      @tanyadavis6138@tanyadavis61383 жыл бұрын
    • _If those people could read, they'd be very upset_

      @Gurashi@Gurashi3 жыл бұрын
    • @@scarlett8782 cause they can’t 😂

      @teen_raider1199@teen_raider11993 жыл бұрын
  • "Apparently in Russia, its a felony to not die when they poison you!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 you killed me trevor!

    @abrhamdiriba5030@abrhamdiriba50303 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah after that Rasputin shit you gotta go down when they take a shot lol.

      @aleph0540@aleph05403 жыл бұрын
  • You have to give the Devil's his due: the last 4 years were the craziest reality tv show ever

    @n.a.4292@n.a.42923 жыл бұрын
  • I just realized Lindsey Graham is comparable to Benedict Arnold. One moment he's on the right side and then the next minute he's working with the enemy and even when he swears he's done working with them he still goes ahead and returns back to Trump. Classic Benedict Arnold

    @mlggamer5296@mlggamer52963 жыл бұрын
    • An ideal example of a RethugliKKKan Futtbucker

      @paleggett1897@paleggett18973 жыл бұрын
    • Lindsey Graham is clearly reptilian. Look at his eyes... 6:58

      @thekaiser4333@thekaiser43333 жыл бұрын
    • don't you think Lindsey Graham is eligible for the Yellow Heart?

      @kamion53@kamion533 жыл бұрын
    • @@kamion53 presumes having a heart

      @paleggett1897@paleggett18973 жыл бұрын
    • The funny thing is, Benedict Arnold at least had legitimate beef; Arnold was a war hero who was injured and got screwed over by the Revolutionaries, got snubbed a few times, and generally was undervalued by the budding USA in the way he was treated, which led to his treason. Graham is the kind of slime where just some cash is enough.

      @corvusdove874@corvusdove8743 жыл бұрын
  • I love the way Noah, Colbert, Meyers, Bee and Oliver curate the news.

    @SherryEReson@SherryEReson3 жыл бұрын
    • What, without the facts?

      @michaelmerrill6447@michaelmerrill64473 жыл бұрын
    • @@michaelmerrill6447 Aww, a lil' bitter critter.

      @plaidpanda@plaidpanda3 жыл бұрын
    • @@plaidpanda I’m not bitter but thanks for your unifying reply full of unity

      @michaelmerrill6447@michaelmerrill64473 жыл бұрын
    • @@michaelmerrill6447 Warmly welcomed, boo. Hope you enjoy the next 4 years!!

      @plaidpanda@plaidpanda3 жыл бұрын
    • @@plaidpanda right back at ya!

      @michaelmerrill6447@michaelmerrill64473 жыл бұрын
  • They cries that BLACKS and Spanish will break in theirs homes! Meanwhile! They break in the CAPITOL!

    @user-wt9ny2yv9f@user-wt9ny2yv9f3 жыл бұрын
    • Remember Rosewood. Remember Greenwood!

      @lonniebooker9138@lonniebooker91383 жыл бұрын
    • Don't worry nobody will be breaking into my home and walking away

      @2slodownneed@2slodownneed3 жыл бұрын
    • You do know antifa and BLM were the there as well right? Libs cant teach em anything

      @westvirginiaboy4491@westvirginiaboy44913 жыл бұрын
    • @@westvirginiaboy4491 but u can’t hide the fact that there was more trump supporters at the captiol 😂

      @teen_raider1199@teen_raider11993 жыл бұрын
    • @@teen_raider1199 there were. And if you voted for Biden I feel sorry for you. You deserve what's to come. 🥒🧠

      @westvirginiaboy4491@westvirginiaboy44913 жыл бұрын
  • When he goes "a broke bitch" I COULD NOT THE WAY HE SAYS "broke bitch" IS SO FUNNY.

    @alexandralim3381@alexandralim33813 жыл бұрын
  • "I will be back in some form." Holy moly, he really IS Voldemort.

    @jnmsks6052@jnmsks60523 жыл бұрын
    • Probably as Mr. Sta-Puf's illegitimate son in the next Ghostbusters movie.

      @DaveLucas427@DaveLucas4273 жыл бұрын
    • He'll be back as a defendant...impeachment trial coming up

      @sharone.langley2923@sharone.langley29233 жыл бұрын
    • wake up yall... hes still president... cant wait to see how he decides to break it to the haters...

      @randywilson9185@randywilson91853 жыл бұрын
    • So now President Biden has to add another executive order to find all of Trumperdink's horcruxes?? Like he doesn't have enough to do!?!?! I don't remember which agency is in charge of things like that from history class but it sounds legit.

      @SlpBeauty333@SlpBeauty3333 жыл бұрын
    • @@sharone.langley2923 Don't forget the state charges too!! He's gonna be busy for quite a while!

      @SlpBeauty333@SlpBeauty3333 жыл бұрын
  • Trevor watching your channel is so entertaining! I am 12 years old and I watch with my dad most of the time! Keep up your good work!

    @likethat8857@likethat88573 жыл бұрын
    • Scary..

      @hookset717@hookset7173 жыл бұрын
    • This isn't KZheadKids! You're 12. Go to the KZhead for kids.

      @amyliaclenny1866@amyliaclenny18663 жыл бұрын
    • @@amyliaclenny1866 kids should be educated about the world they live in. Nothing wrong with watching Trevor Noah talking about current events with a twist :)

      @Sasha-im9tk@Sasha-im9tk3 жыл бұрын
    • *entertaining.

      @normanfrederick959@normanfrederick9593 жыл бұрын
    • Good on you, young bro. It’s great you’re up to date on current political events. Don’t listen to people that will try to put you down for being informed and educated. Most of these people voted for the former orange one.

      @sairatorres3658@sairatorres36583 жыл бұрын
  • You killing me with the Missy Elliot, “Miss me with the Bullshit!”

    @TALevert@TALevert3 жыл бұрын
  • You can have a radio show on Spotify, that’s why they did that.

    @erichramone7812@erichramone78123 жыл бұрын
  • Why is there such a thing as "First Class Medical?" Why don't we all have the same opportunity for medical and mental health care!?!

    @kayladawn@kayladawn3 жыл бұрын
    • Really? Are you serious? "First Class Medical?"

      @jeanalton7369@jeanalton73693 жыл бұрын
    • Just like our legal system, if you have money and connections you're almost guaranteed a better outcome along with many perks that the lower middle-class and poor will never see. Those are the folks that need a support system or some help legally and sadly the people that get those things dont need nor appreciate them.

      @jackieo.9904@jackieo.99043 жыл бұрын
    • Because Republicans

      @TheBest-sv2oj@TheBest-sv2oj3 жыл бұрын
    • Medical Cartel,to BIG to fail.If you have$,YOU TOO can be Best. Maybe even get Regeneron.

      @keithdunn926@keithdunn9263 жыл бұрын
    • Because the gop has spent the last 50 years pavloving voters to reject anything the gop chooses to label as “soCiaList”. The US should have the best healthcare to all citizens, just like every other developed country but nope, have to siphon the BILLIONS a year to big medical. They’ve also spent billions on misinformation. The whole narrative that universal healthcare meant long wait times and dying in the waiting room? Yup, a lie sponsored by a corrupt industry that treats healthcare as a way to squeeze the most profit out of human pain. Despicable.

      @aa134368@aa1343683 жыл бұрын
  • Very confused as to why Tucker Carlson threw “androgynous” in there lol

    @savannahmerold6374@savannahmerold63743 жыл бұрын
    • 🤔🤔🤔IKR

      @divinediva_@divinediva_3 жыл бұрын
    • Right, I didn't hear the next seconds after that statement. My mind was like stuck like huhhh? Lol

      @FatimaMaddox@FatimaMaddox3 жыл бұрын
    • Why not throw in a little misogyny and transphobia if it'll help gin up your fanbase?

      @presentfuture7563@presentfuture75633 жыл бұрын
    • I doubt half the people watching Fox knows the definition of androgynous, let alone Tucker.

      @killero00@killero003 жыл бұрын
    • This is to avoid the fact that a LARGE NUMBER OF HASIDIC JEWS WERE SEEN IN BROOKLYN HOSTING A MASSIVE WEDDING DURING A COVID PANDEMIC..just recently.. And you really think CNN doesn't know about this? They seemed to cover everything when it came to Trump or Gov. Andrew Cuomo.... Are you really that stupid? www.timesofisrael.com/thousands-attend-hasidic-wedding-in-brooklyn-kept-secret-due-to-covid-rules/

      @joyphillips1821@joyphillips18213 жыл бұрын
  • I love over the years Trevor picking up more and more Black American vernacular.

    @fthurman@fthurman3 жыл бұрын
  • Alternative title: "Miss me with that bullsh*t"

    @patricianicole10@patricianicole103 жыл бұрын
    • This is the comment I was looking for

      @hippietoes456@hippietoes4563 жыл бұрын
  • Everything may be pretty terrible, but at least Trevor’s hair is MAGNIFICENT.

    @MsGrapeNehi@MsGrapeNehi3 жыл бұрын
    • i love this show, but am waiting to hear Trevor's thoughts on Joe Biden's eulogy for Strom Thurmond

      @chubsley2000@chubsley20003 жыл бұрын
    • He looked so much nicer with short hair.

      @idas2304@idas23043 жыл бұрын
    • @@idas2304 Nice is boring.

      @andresbarriga5305@andresbarriga53053 жыл бұрын
    • I'm loving his hair. He's looking pretty good.

      @ladywartooth@ladywartooth3 жыл бұрын
    • Everyone: aged five years Trevor: looks ten years younger

      @catytheredheadedalaskan8118@catytheredheadedalaskan81183 жыл бұрын
  • My 2021 quote: “please miss me with that BS”

    @tarin6131@tarin61313 жыл бұрын
    • All politics are smokes and mirrors, set up distraction for us. We are living in the biblical Last Days and with the Mark out, the mandatory Covid tainted 'test' and vac., the battle between light and dark is coming in the open. The King is coming back very soon, be ready! m.kzhead.info/sun/qs6mnNiAp3OHqnA/bejne.html

      @interestedlistener20peters23@interestedlistener20peters233 жыл бұрын
    • Is that a thing we say now?

      @ErnestineLyons@ErnestineLyons3 жыл бұрын
    • @@ErnestineLyons Yes. It’s time to preserve our energy for bigger and better things than argue about the same BS with people that will never change.

      @tarin6131@tarin61313 жыл бұрын
    • Prefer 'spare me'

      @Whoopwhoopwhoop@Whoopwhoopwhoop3 жыл бұрын
    • kzhead.info/sun/ndaxoteGlpqDio0/bejne.html

      @abdelwahabnassim6281@abdelwahabnassim62813 жыл бұрын
  • "Now that the violence has happened we should do everything we can to stop the violence" - Trevor is gold 😂

    @dossube@dossube3 жыл бұрын
  • Anyone else hear the dad line “Only winners get ice cream” in their fathers voice?? 😂

    @HumpDayAdams@HumpDayAdams3 жыл бұрын
  • "Miss me with that bullshit" - I hope that works into my comedy vocabulary more than "Bigly"

    @dalpz205@dalpz2053 жыл бұрын
  • Trevor ‘miss me with that bullshit’ Noah 😂😂

    @ameersaalem6795@ameersaalem67953 жыл бұрын
  • Trevor talking about Bridgerton was one on the highlights of this!!! So Brilliant!!! Haha

    @LyndaStarr@LyndaStarr3 жыл бұрын
  • The Fox reporting boggles my mind. These are supposedly educated people,but the incredible nonsense they spout is beyond belief 🤔😩

    @gilliancottlemathurin8446@gilliancottlemathurin84463 жыл бұрын
    • That's because they know their viewers are neither educated nor very bright and will believe anything they say. You can only scam someone who knows less than you.

      @Obrimus@Obrimus3 жыл бұрын
    • Same could be said about CNN......

      @unfitking8663@unfitking86633 жыл бұрын
  • Trevors week summarised: Miss me with that BS!

    @Konayo_@Konayo_3 жыл бұрын
    • I’ll be using that sentence from now on

      @kevinchong5424@kevinchong54243 жыл бұрын
    • Please don't already played

      @drasdj1728@drasdj17283 жыл бұрын
  • *Hey Trump supporters,* you stormed the Capitol for Trump and got arrested while Lil Wayne got pardoned. Steve Bannon also got a pardon and he stole your money from "Build the wall". 😂😂😂 What did you get?

    @robliston1283@robliston12833 жыл бұрын
    • They Got====> PLAYED!

      @dee_dee_place@dee_dee_place3 жыл бұрын
    • They got played and lost

      @tylerhackner9731@tylerhackner97313 жыл бұрын
    • Arrested. They got arrested

      @twat3789@twat37893 жыл бұрын
    • Hehehe they got 💩 on

      @fatimaperez9181@fatimaperez91813 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂 Burn

      @MiniMoosaurus@MiniMoosaurus3 жыл бұрын
  • "Jews will not replace us", Someone tell these proud boys that their Savior Jesus is a jew......

    @HayderAbdulridha@HayderAbdulridha3 жыл бұрын
    • SMH...right!

      @shalonrivers6732@shalonrivers67323 жыл бұрын
    • He was an Arab palestinian

      @alecboybuna682@alecboybuna6823 жыл бұрын
    • @@alecboybuna682You mean before there was anything arab or palestinian? Culturally Jesus (if he ever actually existed) was jew.

      @matthiaskreutzmann9027@matthiaskreutzmann90273 жыл бұрын
    • @@matthiaskreutzmann9027 culturally yes but u guys dont even claim him as you're prophet

      @alecboybuna682@alecboybuna6823 жыл бұрын
    • @@alecboybuna682 They don't consider him their messiah/God, but that's a moot point.

      @np1056@np10563 жыл бұрын
  • "We will be back in some form" That gonna give me nightmare for days

    @meowzero965@meowzero9653 жыл бұрын
  • "Bigo" with a silent t.

    @edricaldones9639@edricaldones96393 жыл бұрын
    • I bet 'Bigo(t)' dies a virgin.

      @LoveyK@LoveyK3 жыл бұрын
    • Genius

      @TheDalaiLigma@TheDalaiLigma3 жыл бұрын
    • Renn.

      @caliginousstarfire@caliginousstarfire3 жыл бұрын
    • @@gazmirdedja9603 dude r you okay?

      @ttdreamz6@ttdreamz63 жыл бұрын
    • Bingo😵👀💯

      @virgochild120@virgochild1203 жыл бұрын
  • 10 years in prison. all of them. period.

    @ilicktarpits4642@ilicktarpits46423 жыл бұрын
    • AND, a $250,000 fine- All thanks to Their Lord & Master who ordered that penalty for defiling governmental property. KARMA gotta love it.

      @dee_dee_place@dee_dee_place3 жыл бұрын
    • @@dee_dee_place Perhaps their fines should be equal to the capital rioters that they incited. Each and every one of them.

      @ChimkinMcCluckie@ChimkinMcCluckie3 жыл бұрын
    • No I say life. Because black people have been killed and locked up for having a weed seed.

      @LiveNiceness14@LiveNiceness143 жыл бұрын
    • Depends they could serve up to 40 years because their are multiple types of treason and some of them committed multiple types .

      @TheBest-sv2oj@TheBest-sv2oj3 жыл бұрын
    • Why just years ? Are you related to one of them?

      @19walsh85@19walsh853 жыл бұрын
  • "Joe Biden's middle name is 'Robinette?'" And Drew Carey's middle name is "Allison." 🤷

    @lazyperfectionist1@lazyperfectionist13 жыл бұрын
    • Parents who wanted Girls but Ended up with Boys

      @GummyDinosaursify@GummyDinosaursify3 жыл бұрын
    • Robinette and Allison could EASILY be maiden names of mother's/grandmother's maiden names. Nothing-Burgers😩

      @mwmann3684@mwmann36843 жыл бұрын
  • Yessss with the "so please MISS ME with that bullsh!t", I felt that on a personal level!

    @chosen.loved.forgiven@chosen.loved.forgiven3 жыл бұрын
  • when a video that's blocked in your country is in a video that isn't blocked *i see this as an absolute win*

    @Kazavop@Kazavop3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Nate-.- trevor on Biden's inauguration

      @Kazavop@Kazavop3 жыл бұрын
    • Get yourself a VPN. You can watch what you want

      @Mmothership68@Mmothership683 жыл бұрын
  • The Nancy home alone joke cracked me up! 😂😂😂

    @robinmcgee2672@robinmcgee26723 жыл бұрын
  • That ending with the hippo joke was EVERYTHING.

    @Amy-yi3sd@Amy-yi3sd3 жыл бұрын
  • "no zookeeper alive can hold me" that accent from the colombian hippop had me

    @vorexvii@vorexvii3 жыл бұрын
  • Lmaooooo the motto: Miss Me With the BULLSHIT!!! I love it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @NenaVA1@NenaVA13 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah I thought about the old jeezy song. Anyway you from VA too?

      @tyinva1212@tyinva12123 жыл бұрын
    • This is literally the first time I've heard the teenlen/term, and he used it multiple times. Is it an old or new term?...

      @deprofundis3293@deprofundis32933 жыл бұрын
    • @@deprofundis3293 I'm 40 I first heard miss me with that when I was in my early 20s.

      @tyinva1212@tyinva12123 жыл бұрын
  • 'When a blind man leads a blind man, they both fall into the ditch" - Jesus Christ

    @rebjorn79@rebjorn793 жыл бұрын
    • I have no fucking idea who you're against

      @ferdinandb.s8975@ferdinandb.s89753 жыл бұрын
    • The 2 most destructive forces on this planet Greed an Religion both should be destroyed. -My quote The church hates a thinker precisely for the same reason a robber dislikes a sheriff, or a thief despises the prosecuting witness. Ignorance worships mystery; reason explains it; the one grovels, the other soars. Nothing could be more dangerous to the existence of this Republic than to introduce religion into politics The inspiration of the Bible depends upon the ignorance of the gentleman who reads it. “They knew that to put God in the constitution was to put man out. They knew that the recognition of a Deity would be seized upon by fanatics and zealots as a pretext for destroying the liberty of thought. They knew the terrible history of the church too well to place in her keeping or in the keeping of her God the sacred rights of man. They intended that all should have the right to worship or not to worship that our laws should make no distinction on account of creed. They intended to found and frame a government for man and for man alone. They wished to preserve the individuality of all to prevent the few from governing the many and the many from persecuting and destroying the few.” All that is necessary, as it seems to me, to convince any reasonable person that the Bible is simply and purely of human invention - of barbarian invention - is to read it. Read it as you would any other book; think of it as you would of any other; get the bandage of reverence from your eyes; drive from your heart the phantom of fear; push from the throne of your brain the cowled form of superstition - then read the Holy Bible, and you will be amazed that you ever, for one moment, supposed a being of infinite wisdom, goodness and purity, to be the author of such ignorance and of such atrocity. If cathedrals had been universities If dungeons of the Inquisition had been laboratories If Christians had believed in character instead of creed If they had taken from the bible only that which is GOOD and thrown away the wicked and absurd If temple domes had been observatories If priests had been philosophers If missionaries had taught useful arts instead of bible lore If astrology had been astronomy If the black arts had been chemistry If superstition had been science If religion had been humanity The world then would be a heaven filled with love, and liberty and joy

      @darkwraith1971@darkwraith19713 жыл бұрын
    • @@darkwraith1971 are you a writer?

      @ferdinandb.s8975@ferdinandb.s89753 жыл бұрын
    • Hehehehe! HILARIOUS!!!

      @ceciliasenghore7843@ceciliasenghore78433 жыл бұрын
    • amen to that. a lot of people try to discredit the Big JC. but a good number of philosophers and scientists know His words carried real weight, goes deep, and eye-opening especially in an era of discrimination, misinterpretations, and when human equality is seen as a foreign concept. with words of love and compassion the Good Lord inspired some true heroes to create most of our modern policies and laws. even shed light to the old testament. and there is more we can learn

      @mswag609@mswag6093 жыл бұрын
  • Trevor saying "miss me with that bullshit" is giving me life 😆❤

    @sonyawaites1254@sonyawaites12543 жыл бұрын
  • "how you gonna start a fight and then tell everyone else to calm down" .....lol

    @chrisdenham159@chrisdenham1593 жыл бұрын
  • “Gently guiding his hips from behind” Trevor. You are on time out bro 😳 wtf man we did not need that Handmaids-esque visual 😩😒😂😂

    @ninabeena83@ninabeena833 жыл бұрын
    • That's exactly what I was thinking when I heard that.

      @Monada79@Monada793 жыл бұрын
    • 😖

      @twodonks@twodonks3 жыл бұрын
    • Your heard it, you can´t unhear it!

      @aquelpibe@aquelpibe3 жыл бұрын
  • I think I am definitely going to start using the phrase "miss me with that bullshit" on a regular basis thanks Trevor

    @chrystinegaines3207@chrystinegaines32073 жыл бұрын
    • It's been out there a long time, but his use is spot on! 😂

      @divinediva_@divinediva_3 жыл бұрын
    • Yyyyyyaaaaaassss Kendrick Lamar references ♥

      @omarionwifey1989@omarionwifey19893 жыл бұрын
    • Black people have been using the phrase for a few years now so Trevor is a bit late to the game.

      @lindalnd90@lindalnd903 жыл бұрын
  • I am glad to see this again. Especially the first piece. Thank you, Trevor, for your outrage & your intellect. And thank you for always offering truthful reality as a significant ground for us through the shit-storm. We know you will continue to bring important light as we work to clean-up the exposed rot of our systems. Thank you from Vermont.

    @mmerriman4995@mmerriman49953 жыл бұрын
  • "Bidens middle name is Robinette?! WHAT??" That isnt his the weirdest part... his name can be read as jr Biden jr

    @michaelbjrk481@michaelbjrk4813 жыл бұрын
  • All these people have felonies now and can’t vote 😂

    @crooked_letters@crooked_letters3 жыл бұрын
    • Or own a gun or get a job

      @8arrows@8arrows3 жыл бұрын
    • Most of the rioters have been charged with misdemeanors but the feds say charges may be upgraded and added. I won't be celebrating until we actually see some convictions and guilty pleas.

      @sjbock@sjbock3 жыл бұрын
    • Oh, the irony!

      @lunalea1250@lunalea12503 жыл бұрын
    • @@lunalea1250 that is not irony

      @dontspikemydrink9382@dontspikemydrink93823 жыл бұрын
    • @@dontspikemydrink9382 yeah, it’s pretty ironic

      @crooked_letters@crooked_letters3 жыл бұрын
  • “Nobody should die a virgin” nice roast

    @discountedartificer250@discountedartificer2503 жыл бұрын
    • "Mother...I'm steaming like a teakettle!"

      @twillyspree3759@twillyspree37593 жыл бұрын
    • @@gazmirdedja9603 what?? are you sure you're under the right video bud?

      @ttdreamz6@ttdreamz63 жыл бұрын
    • Teria he is talking about Bitcoin

      @discountedartificer250@discountedartificer2503 жыл бұрын
    • @@gazmirdedja9603 BTC has been steadily overblown if you keep following the trends. Just like the housing market bubble before the 2008 crash, it's gonna blow. Like it or not, although crypto is an unregulated & apparently "untraceable" currency by the way it exchanges through blockchain, crypto is still a fiat currency. It has value only so long as many people agree it has value. Once the United States fed steps in to regulate (yes, a challenge, because of blockchain technology) but not the worst for the IRS to go, ok, how are you living this lifestyle or funding your business? In this way, free market capitalism usually trumps (pardon the pun). Politicians & corporate CEO's getting blindsided by people making money & taking business away through crypto funds will fight back. It'll be quite a mess soon. The Feds also want to come down on crypto because serious terrorist groups like ISIS use it, just like they have used the de-platformed Parler social media & still-functioning Telegram. Don't think the Feds won't be coming down on crypto soon. Take care. Think well. Don't follow charismatic Internet "gurus".

      @twillyspree3759@twillyspree37593 жыл бұрын
    • @@discountedartificer250 okay then. I'm still tryna figure out why tho. This dude has been spamming the whole comment section with the same message which I think is sketchy...bot-like even.

      @ttdreamz6@ttdreamz63 жыл бұрын
  • "Miss me with that bulls***t" is my new favorite phrase

    @ebenezertilahun3936@ebenezertilahun39363 жыл бұрын
  • I love “please miss me with this BS”- so going to borrow that one.

    @marinaoc7147@marinaoc71473 жыл бұрын
  • "Miss me with that bullsh*t" - Trevor Noah, 2021

    @kokonadosian@kokonadosian3 жыл бұрын
    • Then get off of here quit running your mouth !!!

      @edwinrouse511@edwinrouse5113 жыл бұрын
  • Trevor Noah: “Miss me with that bullshit.”😂

    @Alphaomega1800@Alphaomega18003 жыл бұрын
    • That was so hood. We used to say that back in the 80’s

      @BenFrankarts@BenFrankarts3 жыл бұрын
  • "old age Home Alone" sold me. Subbed.

    @pietrufarrugia9617@pietrufarrugia96173 жыл бұрын
  • Gotta love Trevor as a modern wordsmith: "Miss me with that bullshit!"👍 😆🤣🙃🤣😆

    @richstanton8545@richstanton85453 жыл бұрын
  • I love how Trevor kept saying “miss me with that bullshit” like he just learned what it meant and that it brought so much joy to his heart that he couldn’t help but to use it over and over again 😂😅🤣 #itsthenew #talktothehand 💁🏾‍♀️

    @spw0003@spw00033 жыл бұрын
    • Well, I hadn't heard it either and I'm grateful. Knowing that helps me to be cool.

      @TheConour@TheConour3 жыл бұрын
  • "While we're here, we might as well set up a government..." OMG---these yokels are clueless. They think they are living in a video game.

    @fractally@fractally3 жыл бұрын
  • "Miss me with that bullshit" is quickly becoming my personal mantra.

    @Phunkiebrewster@Phunkiebrewster3 жыл бұрын
  • Mr Noah. Thank you for taking serious issues and making me laugh my ass off. You’re awesome.

    @jps1140@jps11403 жыл бұрын
  • "....Mike Pence gently guiding his hips from behind". Now that is an image I did not want invading my mind!!!

    @konradyearwood5845@konradyearwood58453 жыл бұрын
  • "We might just set up a gumment." LOL. They can't even set up the clock on the microwave.

    @rafaeloda@rafaeloda3 жыл бұрын
    • That's darn tricky, if you haven't read the manual, though. It seems they haven't read the manual to US democracy, either.

      @edricaldones9639@edricaldones96393 жыл бұрын
    • To be fair, neither can I and I have a doctorate ;)

      @kristinahildebrand4015@kristinahildebrand40153 жыл бұрын
    • luckily for us the fascists were incompetent

      @he1ar1@he1ar13 жыл бұрын
    • @@kristinahildebrand4015 from a public college? ;)

      @JeffreyGillespie@JeffreyGillespie3 жыл бұрын
    • @@he1ar1 This time.

      @otiscross3448@otiscross34483 жыл бұрын
  • Trevor you soooo crack me up! Thanks for helping us all through this mess!

    @denisemckenzie3335@denisemckenzie33353 жыл бұрын
  • "Yeah Nancy" 🤣🤣🤣 kilt me

    @thatomash7689@thatomash76893 жыл бұрын
  • now i just want a stefon sketch about how “this inauguration has EVERYTHING...”

    @somethingstupid1075@somethingstupid10753 жыл бұрын
  • I was worried for a moment because it sounded like that angry mob was screaming “HANG MY PANTS”.

    @kaindabadguy@kaindabadguy3 жыл бұрын
    • 👍😂😅😂😅✌🙏🏡🇺🇸

      @818boy@818boy3 жыл бұрын
    • 😆😂

      @ajagoat7@ajagoat73 жыл бұрын
  • "Miss me with that bullsh*t." A simple, never heard by me before but completely understood, straight to the point, sentiment.

    @lindaward3156@lindaward31563 жыл бұрын
  • The authentic accent of hippos. That's amazing.

    @garen8582@garen85823 жыл бұрын
  • What the Hell Happened This Week - "Miss Me With That Bullshit" Edition

    @4675636b596f755954@4675636b596f7559543 жыл бұрын
  • Onion Elizabeth: we're storming the capitol, it's a revolution Everyone: Oh, there's no crying in a revolution, dear.

    @russellzauner@russellzauner3 жыл бұрын
    • 👍👏👏👏✌🙏🏡🇺🇸

      @818boy@818boy3 жыл бұрын
    • All politics are smokes and mirrors, set up distraction for us. We are living in the biblical Last Days and with the Mark out, the mandatory Covid tainted 'test' and vac., the battle between light and dark is coming in the open. The King is coming back very soon, be ready! m.kzhead.info/sun/qs6mnNiAp3OHqnA/bejne.html

      @interestedlistener20peters23@interestedlistener20peters233 жыл бұрын
    • But she was PUSHED. She'll be traumatized for the rest of her life. PUSHED! Police brutality!

      @veralenora7368@veralenora73683 жыл бұрын
  • When he said we will be back in some form 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @foreverfamily3775@foreverfamily37753 жыл бұрын
  • That ‘built it twice’ was just so cute...

    @RAFINPATWARY@RAFINPATWARY3 жыл бұрын
  • “ Miss me with that BS !!! “ priceless. It’s like the Joker putting a fake mustache on and sneaking out the back door when Batman arrives.

    @planet4change@planet4change3 жыл бұрын
    • Right? I loved it too brother!'

      @donaldkeener4583@donaldkeener45833 жыл бұрын
    • Trevor missed a couple of chromosomes.

      @cutwagman@cutwagman3 жыл бұрын
    • All politics are smokes and mirrors, set up distraction for us. We are living in the biblical Last Days and with the Mark out, the mandatory Covid tainted 'test' and vac., the battle between light and dark is coming in the open. The King is coming back very soon, be ready! m.kzhead.info/sun/qs6mnNiAp3OHqnA/bejne.html

      @interestedlistener20peters23@interestedlistener20peters233 жыл бұрын
    • Hey, I don't get the joke, can you explain it too me?

      @wizardzealeous7024@wizardzealeous70243 жыл бұрын
    • @Nate Man

      @wizardzealeous7024@wizardzealeous70243 жыл бұрын
  • The guy who was looking through the folders is hilarious, as a former State Capitol worker I can tell you that you’re not going to find “anything” at a legislator’s desk. 😂😂😂

    @TVExisting@TVExisting3 жыл бұрын
    • Well they're not too bright.

      @SilkyLew@SilkyLew3 жыл бұрын
    • He's obviously watched too many movies. He had his phone out to take pictures of the papers like nobody would know he was there

      @DTG_LOCKETT@DTG_LOCKETT3 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you Trevor Noah for helping us get through the last four years... it’s very refreshing to hear the truth and I am grateful for your Daily Show during this pandemic as well.. you have helped us a whole lot... God bless you young man!

    @bayridgemama01@bayridgemama013 жыл бұрын
  • That Spotify/Pinterest ban observation is quite hilarious haha

    @PhiLiPTaNzzz@PhiLiPTaNzzz3 жыл бұрын
  • As Muslim I am glad to share the “terrorist” title with white people we all in this together 😀

    @Happywife606@Happywife6063 жыл бұрын
    • kzhead.info/sun/e6htYMeRbqtmeqs/bejne.html 11

      @liamgaynor6667@liamgaynor66673 жыл бұрын
    • Thank you

      @shananalexander9789@shananalexander97893 жыл бұрын
    • 😂

      @a.w.6288@a.w.62883 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂

      @velmabonner7212@velmabonner72123 жыл бұрын
    • I took this seriously at first 😂😂😂

      @luciaisa2431@luciaisa24313 жыл бұрын
  • This vid should be re entitled "Miss me with that Bull****!" 😂

    @rayvincente@rayvincente3 жыл бұрын
    • 2020 should have been titled as "Miss me with that Bullshit"

      @maverickso8397@maverickso83973 жыл бұрын
    • 100%

      @starshake8998@starshake89983 жыл бұрын
    • I did even listen to the entire video. I just love that saying. Appropriate for so many situations.

      @nicolerobinson6294@nicolerobinson62943 жыл бұрын
    • @@maverickso8397 YES!!! ✌️

      @twillyspree3759@twillyspree37593 жыл бұрын
    • BTC is the future of crypto and the questions trad.ers ask themselves now is if this is right time to inve.st ? before jumping into conclusion i think you should take a look at things first . for the past few days the price of BTC has been fluctuating which means the market is currently unstable and you cant tell if it is going bearish or bullish , while others still continue to trade without the fear of making lo.se , others are being patient it all depends on the pattern with which you tra.de and also the source of your sign.als . i would say trading has been going smoothly for me after accumu.lating over 3.5 BTC in just two weeks , with the trading strategy given to me Daniel Wrìght . His methods are top notch and profit.able and he can be contacted easily on Tele.gram ( @Danielwrightfx ) cheers....

      @gazmirdedja9603@gazmirdedja96033 жыл бұрын
  • Michelle's outfit is all the snap you need in a fight.

    @CaraMarie13@CaraMarie133 жыл бұрын
    • People that Phrase miss me with that S::t is old 1990

      @cathymartin3898@cathymartin38983 жыл бұрын
  • Isn't pardons pretty much 'yes you are guilty of this, but you won't be charged for it'?

    @pandapuff4634@pandapuff46343 жыл бұрын
  • Didn’t Nancy try ringing the pentagon 6 times? Asking for help. Republican Col. Said no.

    @judithparsons1920@judithparsons19203 жыл бұрын
    • I read that Michael Flynn's brother was in on that call...

      @sadtothebone5767@sadtothebone57673 жыл бұрын
    • Yeap, the Pentagon "general" ex-45 put there a few weeks earlier and maga qanon traitors said it wasn't planned or an inside job ...

      @monkmonk275@monkmonk2753 жыл бұрын
    • the pentagon doesn't work for pelosi fool... but they ARE protecting her lol

      @randywilson9185@randywilson91853 жыл бұрын
  • "While we're here we might as well set up a government". Then they all went home a couple of hours later!! It takes a bit more time and commitment than THAT to stage a coup!,

    @Wordavee1@Wordavee13 жыл бұрын
    • They shouldn't call them Proud Boys, but Fat Boys. One way to prevent a coup from happening is to close all the fast food joints in the area. Two hours without pigging out and they're ready to call it quits...

      @nobodyknows3180@nobodyknows31803 жыл бұрын
    • Just because they’re incompetent doesn’t mean they didn’t ATTEMPT a coup! 😏

      @jubbins64@jubbins643 жыл бұрын
    • @@jubbins64 It reminds me of what Trump said in a press interview in 1998 "If I ever chose to run for public office, I'd run as a Republican, because, you know, the Republicans, they have the DUMBEST voters."

      @nobodyknows3180@nobodyknows31803 жыл бұрын
    • Yuuup ALL that rioting gets militant mental cases hungry for some take out Grease,these Idiots could not even run a pig sty.

      @keithdunn926@keithdunn9263 жыл бұрын
    • @@keithdunn926 I think many of them may actually live in a pig sty

      @nobodyknows3180@nobodyknows31803 жыл бұрын
  • Dude, your “too far” impression of Lindsey Graham is just so freakin’ great!

    @RorRiiZzLE@RorRiiZzLE3 жыл бұрын
  • Wow, best truthful, patriotic slamming from this crew.

    @joepimental6938@joepimental69383 жыл бұрын
  • Trump: “I hope they don’t raise your taxes” not our taxes lol

    @jolenetoscano4414@jolenetoscano44143 жыл бұрын
    • PLEASE tax me more, but give us healthcare for it.

      @inflammatorycommentswithno2407@inflammatorycommentswithno24073 жыл бұрын
    • @@inflammatorycommentswithno2407 that wouldn't make sense? It would still be the same

      @iliamthaisvilella3159@iliamthaisvilella31593 жыл бұрын
    • @@michaelgabs9885 I'm not sure what this is but I'm atheist so no thanks

      @iliamthaisvilella3159@iliamthaisvilella31593 жыл бұрын
    • It's everything I hate! Sex bots! False prophets! More sex bots! Did I mention that I hate sex bots?

      @julianmitchell3035@julianmitchell30353 жыл бұрын
    • @@michaelgabs9885 get a CAT scan.

      @petezipardi4022@petezipardi40223 жыл бұрын
  • Nobody: Trevor: *miSs mE wiTH tHat buLLsHit*

    @askibin9744@askibin97443 жыл бұрын
    • Producer: Trevor, your "that's like" scenarios are getting old. It's time to come up with a new phrase. Trevor: Miss me with that bullshit!

      @alexmaxwell4210@alexmaxwell42103 жыл бұрын
    • It’s different, but I’m down if he keeps using it. Make it a thing man

      @r2d2rxr@r2d2rxr3 жыл бұрын
    • @@r2d2rxr No.

      @lindiwehlatshwayo8105@lindiwehlatshwayo81053 жыл бұрын
    • yall are easily entertained...

      @randywilson9185@randywilson91853 жыл бұрын
    • As a phrase of the week, or the month since it's coming to an end, but definitely not a thing.

      @lindiwehlatshwayo8105@lindiwehlatshwayo81053 жыл бұрын
  • OH GOD TREVOR, THANK YOU FOR YOUR HONESTY! I AM ALLOWING MYSELF TO LAUGH A LITTLE NOW BUT IT IS STILL BEING UNDERMINED. KEEP SAFE AND SHARING YOUR OPINION BECAUSE IT WILL BE GROWING ROOTS TO KNOWLEDGE IN AMERICAN HISTORY. THANK YOU AND ALL AMERICANS WHOM HAVE SHARED THEIR PATRIOTISM IN THESE CONFUSING TIMES.

    @SharonThoboisluvtolive@SharonThoboisluvtolive3 жыл бұрын
  • I love your straight talk. We all need to talk straight like you.

    @yoonmarshall9215@yoonmarshall92153 жыл бұрын
  • "Please miss me with this bullshit!" - Trevor Noah

    @tvlife19@tvlife193 жыл бұрын
  • In this week the only president who was impeached more than his presidential terms has finally out.

    @thrawn7600@thrawn76003 жыл бұрын
    • he was impeached more times than he had the popular vote..... lolz

      @---cx1ly@---cx1ly3 жыл бұрын
    • @@ritawant2878 F off bot

      @thrawn7600@thrawn76003 жыл бұрын
    • @@thrawn7600 report the porn comments.

      @cherylcampbell9369@cherylcampbell93693 жыл бұрын
    • This is to avoid the fact that a LARGE NUMBER OF HASIDIC JEWS WERE SEEN IN BROOKLYN HOSTING A MASSIVE WEDDING DURING A COVID PANDEMIC..just recently.. And you really think CNN doesn't know about this? They seemed to cover everything when it came to Trump or Gov. Andrew Cuomo.... Are you really that stupid? www.timesofisrael.com/thousands-attend-hasidic-wedding-in-brooklyn-kept-secret-due-to-covid-rules/

      @joyphillips1821@joyphillips18213 жыл бұрын
  • Trevor's impression is workable for playing: Ms. Lindsaay Graham (the southern belle next door) OR for Leslie Jordan 🤣😏

    @xyinterrupted@xyinterrupted3 жыл бұрын
  • Once I'm a druglord, I'm gonna get myself some kangoroos and find out whether you can ride them

    @carydorse705@carydorse7053 жыл бұрын
  • Nobody supported the president like Mike Pence. Even though i didn't like it. The truth is. HE DID.

    @coflow675@coflow6753 жыл бұрын
    • Agree. His face was really in there!

      @Izzyirizarry@Izzyirizarry3 жыл бұрын
    • Not only that. He show dignety , and that must be good for his party, when Trump as always did show complitley lack of that.

      @misan7903@misan79033 жыл бұрын
    • He was supporting the party not trump

      @nycgweed@nycgweed3 жыл бұрын
    • @@nycgweed Yes he did so, with all dignety and a way to behave so much better than Trump.

      @misan7903@misan79033 жыл бұрын
    • Yep.

      @connieelkhouri1619@connieelkhouri16193 жыл бұрын
  • Monday: ''Derrick Evans is in the Capitol" Friday: "Derrick Evans is in jail, and needs your help to raise bail money." Me: "Derrick Evans is one dumb sumbitch."

    @Paraplegicoctopus-jh3mn@Paraplegicoctopus-jh3mn3 жыл бұрын
    • kzhead.info/sun/e6htYMeRbqtmeqs/bejne.html 11

      @liamgaynor6667@liamgaynor66673 жыл бұрын
    • I'm a simple Northeasterner. Anytime I see someone type "sumbitch," I giggle.

      @sluttymctits4496@sluttymctits44963 жыл бұрын
    • ROFLAMO....I laughed until I teared up

      @TM-lu7wb@TM-lu7wb3 жыл бұрын
    • they shud put him in a dumb and dumber follow up

      @Combinia@Combinia3 жыл бұрын
    • I don't get it....y'all wanna throw over the government, but you wear masks, chastise your wife for pulling up her mask cuz she might be identified...and then post it all on SOCIAL MEDIA?! I think there's something wrong with y'all insurrectionists medulla oblongatas....

      @twillyspree3759@twillyspree37593 жыл бұрын
  • Travis your right on ...Thank you for speaking the true to power!!!

    @ameerak.c.muhammad9372@ameerak.c.muhammad93723 жыл бұрын
  • I love Trevor and how he says years

    @phresh07@phresh073 жыл бұрын
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