How To Tell Latinos Apart I Gabriel Iglesias

". . . a full sized cup of cafecito" is a contradiction in terms because "cito" means small (or little) so a "cafecito" is a small coffee. What Fluffy actually says is "Bring me a full sized cup of coffee."

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I am that person who does ask for a regular size cup of it at Cafe Havana and then insists after the manager strongly advises against it. And I don't regret it one bit. But they give me what should probably cost at least $30.00 so I feel a little guilty. But dayam it's good.

"Alberto, un cafecito, senor". Tommy Vercetti, Grand Theft Auto Vice City.

Ok!!

How strong is cafecitio Cubano?

Not quite. Cubans don't speak Spanish at all, they speak Spanglish!

I've been to Mexico and Colombia. Some of my own ancestry is Spanish and Mexican, so I've got distant relatives in Spain, Mexico, Colombia, Chile, and Puerto Rico. Three different ways to pronounce 'sencillo' in Spanish, depending on where someone is from. I thought -ico , 'un poquitico', was just Colombian until I heard Cubans use it too. If someone says 'guaguá', they're Caribbean. 'Buseta', they're Colombian, and you might want to warn them about using this word in Brazil. 😁 Some Mexican friends have asked me if I was Cuban. No, just Spanish and Mexican. Still, when I was in Colombia some people asked me if I had relative there. Yes, but distant relatives through my great-great-great-grandfather from Spain. He came to Texas, and his wife came from Mexico. I'm sure some of his relatives who moved to Latin America did so because Spanish is spoken in the countries they moved to. I have a few distant relatives who live in the Mexican state of Nuevo León, near Monterrey.

The true Latin america mix

Bruh fr was thinking the same thing

We’ll never get invited to the party ... 😂

Damn, guys, looks like you just gotta switch 🤣

@@kamranismayilzade3789 I’m learning Spanish so I can change my “race” to Hispanic so the Americans can hate me equally.

Mexicans: Dragged Out Puerto Ricans: Fast Cubans: Overly serious Brazilians: Para el culo I don't see an issue here

I died when he said "Vaya con Dios" making that big-ass cross gesture 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Idk if you speak Spanish but if you don’t, you should say mamaguevo to the first old Hispanic lady you find, it’s an informal way of saying hi that was popular in their time :)

Not like Richard Pryor huh?.

What? 🤨😅 He was cussing in spanish.

@@ADayintheLifeoftheTw If you don’t know it, then it didn’t happen for you.

Bendiciones para Italia...Salute...💖

É vero, non dimenticare il café cubano!

U should try the Portuguese one

Vietnamese put a little favor in their kick

I wanted to write the exact same thing! The "cafecito" is caffè properly done. It receives the seal of approval by us Italians.

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I’m wondering about tequila being the most popular with Mexicanos. In my town the ordinary people drink cerveza and mezcal in that order. Occasionally you might come across pulque. I think tequila might be a Mexican-American thing.

​@@MarcosElMalo2 Tequila is a special type of mezcal. Im pretty sure most people outside of mexico wouldnt be able to tell the difference.

So that's why the rum is gone.

first few times, i read that as "cum"

As a Dominican this is so true but we dont have the barrio accent we speak “normal” Spanish, i thought we spoke pretty decent and slow until my white british boyfriend heard my mom and grandma talk he was astounded at how fast they spoke lmao

Both sides are speeding the limit, I'm Peruvian and I have a hard time keeping up with a three way conversation without needing to focus on the words and not fall off the trail.

Dont forget adding animals to their convo. Tigre, tigeraso, etc etc love Dominicans

Puerto Rico is not Spanish and Hispanic and Latino until given back to Spain and getting independence only from Spain your Americans now

@@familyandfriends3519 1) Hispanic = relating to Spain or to Spanish-speaking countries, especially those of Latin America. 2) *you're Do a bit of research before you speak about something you don't know shit about

so like why share this and let us know it was awesome? To let us know it's sad we can't go visit it or that you can't remember any of the people in it? What the duck is up you ducker? >_>

@@bloodlytaoist I don't know man. I was just sharing a story from my childhood that was related to the comedy skit, that's all.

I love your story. I could feel the nostalgia through those words

That's a sweet memory 😊

You were considered to be family.

Yes, he clues you in. The tinted partition really got me.

He has that natural way of being funny. In a sea of comedians very few have this gift.

As an American who started learning Spanish 3 years ago for my GF and her family, trust me - the jokes get FUNNIER.

Romans 10:9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

Informant ~ whistleblower ~ media: Most people would like the Americans incharge of our country to feel a little Tranquility, one of the first things our government's constitution states as a goal. The real fight is in the media, about 20 million subscribe to this form of internet "news" which is; opinion driven, politically motivated, well funded, ad appreciated and stupid to foolish. I know that it's an opinion which is really my political satire for today, however 150 plus million voted in the last presidential election, the other 200 million didn't, why? Because, the media didn't do a very good job of telling the truth. We all understand when you throw suffer on a fire, you get nice looking flames, well the chemist do. My point being, we are paying more to live today. Whose responsibility is that, Americans. If you want more we fight for it with money, the more you have the harder you fight, and the more you win, except the less money we all have. Mar-a-Lago is a home and a club, it's not the Alamo, Santa Anna did not kill everyone that was fight there, but the people that did do whatever they did do on "Monday morning" could have taken Santa Anna, so yes we are a much stronger country, but to call someone and informant ~ whistleblower ~ on a former president, who by some account was talking to the folks incharge may have not crossed the Bill Travis' Line. The more the media plays fast and loose with their air time, the higher the risk to Americans will pay more for freedom, and words have consequences, those that lie are always judged by history. Some of the media like the DNC some like the RNC a few hate Americans, that's the America we fight for, we never want people getting hurt, but China killed 6 million people so far with whatever you call 19, and this is piece time, China has 10 Trillion dollars worth of our US Bonds, that's a high price to pay if they want to attack one of their own, Russia is waring with a former state, that's a personal thing for Putin, the "bad middle east" is trying to take over the world, as a god thing. Meanwhile the media is fighting over who can have 10 million subscribers, and the American people are torn apart because both sides pay billions to get people on their shows, if some of us find that silly, think about this, 200 million didn't vote, silly would not be their word, our history mostly tells the tail, we are 5 minutes away from speaking Japanese, MIDWAY, we are 5 minutes away from speaking German, D-Day and the tanks were held back, we are 5 minutes away from speaking French, Spanish, Dutch, Portuguese, or a dozen others. We talk our own language ~ farcical. History will let us now who won, who lost and why, but until that time has come ~ the leaders of our country need to understand, words have consequences, the media needs to understand words have consequences, but the people need to understand the votes have consequences, as the saying goes......HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW ....... If you don't want to be compared to "bad people" don't do foolish things, if you don't want to be compared to "fools" don't do or say stupid things, and if you want to be compared with "good people" be good and say truth and act like an American, and if don't want to be compared, you're in the wrong country, we are all measured by our time, our times, and our actions, words and stuff. You can be a Washington, a Lincoln, a Patton or a Booth. All are dead, all have history, 7 million babies have been aborted RVW they have no history. We are in the most important time in our history, until the next time. That's the way it works in our America, we had a few good years, they seem to have failed to be appreciated by us, we don't get them back, but they are now part of our history, in 18 months you can see the difference words make, or feel the history around us. I have no knowledge of "WHAT'S NEXT" as Jeb would say, but I do know that history will say, it will tell the story of America, and those that see, read or study, those Americans will judge the people of today ~ and they will do it as a study of our stupidness, greatness or foolishness, and the people, a Lincoln or a Booth those are the only two standards most in politics are based your are either right or wrong.

Ariana Grande should be Ariana Grito 😁😂

The joke is funny, but the grammar has been anglicized for the benefit of a larger audience that might be more familiar with the suffix "-ande". The correct ending for something large is "-ote" and "-ota", not "-ande". For example, a dog, "perro", is "perrito" (if small) and perrote (if large and male) and "perrota" (if large and female). "Very grande", like Gabriel is, would be "grandote". :-) :-) :-)

@@just1ooking He IS grandisimo, indeed!

@@irairod5160 What about -ón?

@@Enigmatism415 Yes, /--on/ works for some words, but to inflect "cafe" and "grande", we would say cafecito, cafesote, not cafeson, and grande, grandote, grandecito (colloquial for "sorta big") grandisimo...or modify the word to say "grandullon". That one is very infrequently used. For a large "carreta", for example, you do say "carreton", so, good question.

HAHAHAHA the monty phyton 😭 but is puebla accent really weird? Idk um from puebla and I think it sounds normal

@@nellpaz7853My parents are from Puebla, and we speak rather normally. Paced out and the words are easy to understand, but when I went to Puebla 2 years ago, my family who is from there speak normally as well but they do drag out some words making it sound like how Fluffy interpreted it. But overall, there is really no stereotypical “accent” from Puebla unless there are other influences of the people there from other parts of Mexico.

Fr i always thought central mexicans sound like the regular mexican accent. My dad is poblano, and my mom is from morelos 😊​@nellpaz7853

I did a thing like that when I was a teenager back in the 80s. I wanted to make myself some coffee before I went to my Subway gig, and my mom had this dutch chocolate coffee in the freezer. It smelled great, so I set about making a pot of it. "Let's see...bag says one scoop per cup - it's a 10-cup pot, so that's 10 scoops!" By the time I got to work everything was very weird and everything sounded like I was in the bottom of a huge bucket. I didn't do that again.

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College students: I'll take your whole batch

@@nalanibelvin251 lo0olllll

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Cuban coffee is truly a blessing to the human race

Be glad it wasn't Turkish coffee

😂😂😂 The accuracy

Same in Costa Rica bro

Que lo que 🇩🇴

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As a dominocan that's accurate, we sometimes we pour our rice into the coffee and eat it like rice. And it has to be biryani otherwise it's not authentic, and ypu can add black beans it makes it rich in flavour.

The cafecito is probably better for him than those awful energy drinks. Good.

Is it stronger than Puerto Rican cafe? Cafe Bustelo is the strongest cafe i have ever had.

@@inconnu4961 Café Bustelo is from New York and inspired by Cuban coffee so it's not really Puerto Rican. Pilón and La Llave are much more authentic to the Cuban coffee taste and, in my opinion, stronger. Edit: If you want to try real coffee from Puerto Rico, try Alto Grande (high end, internationally available local brand), Café Rico (good local brand), or Yaucono (not as good as the other two, but more widely available outside of Puerto Rico).

Yooo😂

Yes!

He left out many other accents: Peruvian, Chilean, Bolivian, Ecuadorian, all the central American ones, etc.

The Argentinians sound like they are from Italy -- The Mejicanos sound like they are singing --

I'm Dominican 🥺 he left us out too

​​​@@inkomidoriya351Yes, 100%! He surprised me by mentioning Dominicans then totally leaving out how to tell them apart from the others. I don't know if it's b/c the Dominican accent is difficult to mimick or what...though even the comedian on SNL who is Cuban-Dominican did not seem to be able to mimick it during a skit where he briefly protrayed each of his parents (he kept doing the Cuban accent for both). Heck, I've tried mimicking my dad's accent but I cannot, though I prob naturally had it until I went through speech therapy as a little for it: it was deemed an 'impediment', but my 'impediment' was me literally pronouncing English words the Spanish way...which led to some unintended cursing in both languages 😬

​​@@JoaquinRodrigUEzPbrazilian too? Although they dont speak spanish, theyre latinos too.

There is nothing new about this. I am African American and I can't understand how it isn't more common knowledge that more African slaves were sent to South America and Cariibean islands than what it is now USA. Cuba always had a large black presence. The culture of Afro-Cubans is very influential.

@@Hibbs4Prez I agree. Also, there are a lot of great black Latino baseball players and boxers who are from those countries.

@@Hibbs4Prez Even in the Dominican Republic, Cuba and Venezuela (and other Caribbean countries) white people are a minority. And miscegenation is almost 100%.

@@LoganCharlesII have you learned Spanish yet?

@@Hibbs4Prez Only 4% of the slaves from Africa ended up in the present day USA. Brazil and Caribbean got the most and some went to Europe too.

I speak like that when I have too much coffee 🤣

My mom is Puerto Rican and, yeah, that was straight up like peeking in on her family's conversations.

Actually the fast ones are domicans

As a 60 yr old Puerto Rican woman I’ve been drinking Bustello as far back as I can remember. I’m pretty sure it probably put in my bottle. One day I had about 3 cups forgetting that it was Bustello …. I had my place spotless in about an hour and was considering knocking on the neighbors doors and asking if I could clean their houses.

@@sanchez_luciano ive always been told is us chileans tho i think we dont speak that fast we just make words shorter

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because " es un cafecito"

You forgot to add Chico at the end. "Es un cafecito Chico..."@@BuzzCruise5743

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Now I want ribs at 2 in the morning...

Thanks for sharing, learned something new today ❤

Bro I went to a cuban chinese restaurant in NYC once and that was probably it. Best Lemon chicken I've ever had. Being cuban myself it made sense why the flavors were so much more familiar to me than traditional Chinese food. Suck that it closed down.

❤️‍🔥 gracias por esta historia😍 me encanta aprender de mis Latinxs❤

La Caridad 78 was adored by all Latinos in NYC. It was iconic. Very happy memories there. Sad it closed.

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Don't fix what ain't broken

And if they could take that bowl of coffee and not feel it at all, they're definitely Brazilians.

Portuguese is just weird spanish

@@bioemiliano the sounds are completely different Portuguese from Portugal looks more like Russian while in Brazil there are so many different accents.

@@bioemiliano Portuguese, spanish, french and italian are just weird latin

My dad used to tell me that Spanish was just badly spoken Portuguese, and Portuguese was just badly spoken Spanish.

this made me laugh 😂

😂 we shorten many words. Ven pa'ca mi'jo= ven para acá mi hijo(come here my son).

@bernadettea0946 We don’t speak like that!!! That sounds like a Dominican, not Puerto Rican, we would sound more like: Mera, con quien ejtaj (substituting the s for j) aquí??? Meaning: who you with??? That sounds more like Puerto Ricans from the island. Now Puerto Ricans born in the states talk more like Dominicans, but we talk with a different accent.

Honestly, probably proud considering your English is also amazing. Don't know why that would be shameful to understand what he said... I'm still working on my Spanish after 5 years of classes and such.

@@MechanisCaduceus I think it’s what people in the biz call a “humble brag”

Proud, definitely.

Proud! What did he say?

@@MechanisCaduceus I don't know if you know this, but PR has been an American territory for like 120 years. They teach English in school, but whether or not people learn it is another thing. The overwhelming majority of PRs speak English as naturally as any other Anglo. I'm not trying to come off as condescending, I promise. I just don't know how much you do or don't know. A lot of Europeans are politely unknowledgeable about American territories and how American they can be, for example.

I dont blame him for bringing back an entire suitcase 🤣

Oh no.

First time I went to Starbucks it was in Florida and I was 15. Ask for a coffee, the smallest size, get a 300ml cup. Hmmm, ok, that’s too much coffee I am going to die for suRE. First sip and I turned to my brother and asked “why do they serve watered down coffee? Is it because I am a minor? This tastes really bad I can’t drink 300ml of it.” he tells me “idk, ask for an espresso”. Ok, fine, order the espresso. IT’S WEAK ESPRESSO. I later asked the barista if they serve watered coffee to teenagers or something like that and the barista goes like “are you Brazilian?“ “yeah, why?” “That’s how coffee is here, get used to it 😂”. I was gutted.

We have a watered version of an espresso here in Brazil and call it "americano"

@@RenanRozante The name actually came from WWII. American troops stationed in Europe didn't like the flavor is the espresso so they would take a shot and put water in it to make it more like what they were familiar with.

@boebender I’m a African American woman but I don’t like basketball , I like hockey , nascar , bull riding and formula 1 ( the international version of nascar imagine driving a car about 110 miles a hour ) , I will destroy a bowl of gumbo in less than 5 seconds yes it’s spicier then a mug but I don’t care THE SPICE IS WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION

this one lack the thing about Puerto Rican. We speak spanish with our hands. If you watch us speak spanish you see our hands are constantly moving

I am a medical interpreter and I hate it when I have to speak with Cubans, Dominicans and Ricans. They do not pronounce the "R", they put an "L" instead. Also the "S" they put an "J." Example: Dotol (Doctor) me llego una calta (carta) vo a comel (voy a comer) do (dos 2) tre (tres 3) I get offended when they say they speak Spanish. Pueltolico????

@@1EQUALS-INFINITY pueRtoRico We are not Chinese. 🤬

@@caribbeantigress I know. Chinese speak better Spanish.

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I remember but people overreacted because he explained why the size is so small. I remember he replied something like "It seems like coffee is a sensitive subject here". 😂

Tell you. I'm from Norway and I would have downed that bowl and been a ok. Norway is one of top consumers of coffee. We can take it, have a good long shit and move on with our lives.

@@Bennis83 ... Coffee is a part of brazilian culture, trust us when we say you don't really know what a strong one is.

@M E 😂🤣😂👊

That's exactly what I remembered as well.

Same with Greek coffee. Tiny cups but strong as hell LOL

@@shelbyk2193 Fun fact: Greek coffee was called Turkish coffee in Greece... until 1974

I drank eight tiny cups of espresso at a party for a Brazilian exchange student going back home. Two hours later, I thought I was dying, and my heart rate was one continuous banging inside my chest. 😳

@@brdrnda3805 Yes, you are correct. Love the coffee!

I've never had Cuban coffee before, but I have fallen into the trap of Turkish coffee before. My first trip to Turkey I had several tiny cups with breakfast, drinking like a typical North American. I'm pretty sure my heart turned into a hummingbird for a few hours. That stuff is no joke. Now when I travel, when I order something and it comes in a configuration I'm not accustomed to, I think really hard about the consequences before I ask anyone to adjust the size.

seriously, i love him

I disagree I think he is great

Ralphie May did a very similar cuban coffee bit-- don't know who came first but I think I heard Ralphie's version about ten years ago, may he rest in peace.

I love him but this was definitely a recreation of Jo Koy's how to tell Asians apart🤣

Ehh

I’ve been drinking it since I was little and it is one of the best tasting coffees I have ever had

@@Goldbone-eo1gj nice! Then it's definitely on the bucket list of things to try 😁

It and Turkish coffee are the bomb(s). Like, it will make your heart blow up. But it is sooo good.

@@Halloween111 oh yeah! I'm ADD... I treat it with caffeine. It'll likely still have me wired, but I think I can handle it 😁

Ralphi May's Cuban Coffee bit is good too. As soon as he said he sent the shot glass back I knew where this was going. lol

@@sappakia Yes I'm talking about the traditional Greek coffee which is indeed similar to the Turkish coffee. But we do drink all kinds of coffee all the time, Greeks are heavy coffee drinkers.

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LOL it reminds me of my husband. When he met my uncle and his family. They had made green chili stew. Made with super hot chili my uncle grows. I told him it is super hot you really don't want it. He said I eat hot chili and the fact my uncle and cousins ate it like it was plain stew didn't help. Well he ate it and it was burning him. He got done went to watch TV and bolt to restroom. He told me it is burning him something awful. We gave him a half gallon of ice cream.

@@alissagonzales735 Sounds about right 😂.

@@alissagonzales735 I can just see you shoving that ice cream up his 455🤣🤣🤣

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​@@alissagonzales735, sounds like a guest we had over one night when we lived in Atlanta. He asked for hot sauce and my wife put the bottle of Cholula on the table and then the bottle of Sheriff Jim Taylor's Garlic and Herb Sauce next to. We told him don't put too much on if he'd never had either before. He grabbed the Cholula and put it on his food like he would Texas Pete or Frank's.🤦🏽‍♂️ He instantly regretted it.😂 And then he started sweating. I gave him some bread to calm things and he could speak he said the next time he'll listen. We had a guy one night in a truckstop mix both sauces together and we warned him not to do it. He turned different shades of red, sweated and his eyes watered. They're great separately but don't mix. Mount Airy, NC, is where I used to get Sheriff Jim Taylor's Garlic and Herb Sauce. Mount Airy is also known as Mayberry if you haven't started to wonder. The last thing I bought up there before being retired from driving was Aunt Bea's Cookbook for my wife.

Cuban pastries & desserts are the "bomb" !

What do you mean with part white/part Mexican? Mexicans can be white.

Porto’s?

@@murakyo79 Simon, but the white ones gotta point out they’re white. “We didn’t have to marry up because we were always on top.” 😉 (source: white chilangos) But seriously, he probably means half Mexican, half gringo. Cut him some slack!

@@MarcosElMalo2 thank you!

Puerto Rico is not Spanish and Hispanic and Latino until given back to Spain and getting independence only from Spain your Americans now

@@familyandfriends3519 Not sure how this applies to my statement as all I said was they speak Spanish. I can't speak for how every individual feels, but I would never tell my Puerto Rican friends they can't identify as Hispanic or Latino.

@@luv2bevl1 I as a Mexican is Hispanic because we are linked to Spain, however, the true and only Latin/Latino is a Roman of the Roman empire, i.e Spain, Italy, France, Portugal and Romania. We Mexicans are just linked to them via DNA, language, culture (traditions, structures, religion/creeds, system, gastronomy etc).

@@theultrawarrior7448 I said Spanish as in Language. Don't know why you went into all that. I think the Latin/Latino thing is actually a mater of perspective since some Hispanic ppl I know do think of themselves that way. But regardless the only reason it was brought up was from someone else commenting on here, not me.

@@luv2bevl1 Just a fun fact. The oblivious always misconstrued and misuse terms. Facts are based on the objective and not the subjective. Blessed day

It works both ways, but yeah, I totally get it! 😖 ("Oh, you don't LOOK Puerto Rican.")

right lol

What she speaks is Castilian...The Southern part of Spain does not speak like that...We speak a "Paleo Gitanillo" y Andaluz when it comes to Spanish...We can understand eachother just fine...It's all the same language from the same country...Besitos pa Colombia...💖

Your mom must be Paisa or Rola. Costeños speak with a very choppy accent.

my spanish is not good but i find i can understand nayyib bukele (el salvador) when he delivers a speech. i think he uses a very standard dialect and he enunciates everything clearly.

Ohhh yesss my friend!!!!! Am Colombian so i know you should see how we think we are very smart people trust me!!!

@@zimriel He is half Arabic half Salvadorian!!!!

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

If he was Cuban, he knew about the Crazy Gallegos with alpargatas from the bodega...Believe me...He was just being nice and asserting his position above theirs in his fake humbleness...That's how slick Cubans are...Don't let demeanor fool ya....😂😂😂...You all learned from Franco, but he learned it from Fidel...😂😂😂...Bechitos...💖

mam I’m sorry but Spaniards ARE NOT considered latinx

I’m Mexican and I find both Spanish accents from Spain and from Cuba similar on that regard that they sound strong However if a waiter asks you. Que eh lo que tú quiere? I think that sounds rude, regardless the language or the accent 😁

@@MrBraveheart1191 Spain just like in Cuba the word tu is mentioned instead of usted, it's a culture thing.

That is strange do to that I am a Cuban American, both great grandparents where from Galicia and The Basque land (Vascos) and Cubans in general tend to speak loud, remember Cubans descend from Northern Spaniards, Galicia, Asturias, Castilla la Vieja, Basque (Vascos), Catalanes and the Canary Islands.

yeah we definitely drop a bunch of letters in words haha

@@Shenzy17 and turn L's to i's. Me: De donde son? Dominican: La Capitai.

@@Ali-7676 only if you're from the "cibao"(north), then it's either switching Rs by Ls (east/capital) or switching "Ls" to "Rs" (south)

Cubans also have a habit of dropping the last letter of some words when speaking informally.

i noticed mainly carribeans speak too fast. im chicano in georgia and often spoke spanish to a black guy from Dominic at work, whenever he appeared out of nowhere, angry and speaking full spanish I had trouble at first, even this older mexican lady who didn't speak any english couldn't understand him too much, had to translate for both of them.

American coffee to Cubans is basically brown water.

We call it "umbrella juice" :D

It is flavored water with dirt!

I like the coffee from Colombia and Brazil. American coffee? Meh... I used to live near a Brazilian shop. Every time they got coffee in, it seemed like every Brazilian in town came to stock up on it. I like Guaraná myself, but Brazilians drink coffee religiously.

My first job out of college was in Miami and a total drag. For everybody. So this lady would come by at around 3PM serving cortaditos to everyone and that tiny paper cup filled with rocket fuel PLUS sugar was enough to get you over the line two hours later.

Because you speak portugese?🤣

@@Disneylover137 outsiders believe we speak spanish. I heard this misconception a lot 🤣🤣

@@Disneylover137 it's rare to see someone that knows we speak Portuguese tho! Where are you from?

@@cherrychocolate1876 I'm from Sweden

@@cherrychocolate1876 And it's very common that americans confuse Sweden with Schwitzerland

Same here - I haven't been back to La Caretta in over 30 years as well - that place can't be beat for the flavors, prices and the fact it's open 24/7!

:0 my dad is Cuban and we're from New Jersey, I didn't grow up there though

@@wiiink Where at in NJ?? I grew up in Hopatcong. Most of the Latinos there were Puerto Rican. But other others also. Oddly enough, at that time, no Mexicans. I also spent a LOT of time in Dover, as well as the rest of Morris and Essex counties.

Wepaaa!...De un pájaro, las dos alas....Claro que si...Besitos y muchas bendiciones para Puerto Rico....💖

👍🏼!!!! My husband was Cuban! I’m Puertorriqueña!! We had a son AND daughter. (That “mix” is very common - in my family in particular!) WE DEFINITELY!!!!! ARE TWO WINGS FROM THE SAME BIRD!!! 🦅 !!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!! 😉!!!!!😍 ❤️

We definitely have a lot in common and we have very similar features also and mixes.

A friend from Brooklyn said that when she was a kid her family visited LA, and her little brother said, "They have Puerto Ricans here too."

I’m part Italian, German, Spanish and oh boy…people think we are arguing…nope, we are just talking with a lot of passion. Coffee has to be strong 💪🏼.

@@KaiserWilbur shut her up!!😂

@@KaiserWilbur what a horrible, ignorant person! Glad you put her in her place! 😂

We are Hispanics, you can say Latinos only if your audience is from Italy, Romania, France, Portugal, Brazil and Spain.

Cubanos, no cubanxs... no sea falta de respecto hermano. Somos Cubanos.

@AntilleanConfederation no es falta de respeto es el vocablo nuevo que estan introduciendo, vocabulario inclusivo que Gabriel Iglesias mismo menciona en su show en netflix. Como por ejemplo, ya no se dice el hombre, se dice el ser humano

@@goblindemonboi yo no creo en esa mierda de los surdos. Somos Cubanos, y Cubanos moriremos. Patria Y vida ! Viva Cuba libre!

It's popular in other places in the Carribean as well.

With sweetened condensed milk, in Cuba....Yummmm!...💖

I know where you are coming from, I agree with you! My sides hurt too! LOL!!!😄😄😄😄😄😄

he feels the same way about sit ups

Have you seen bus stop Kevin Bridges?!

@@jonnym4670 I can’t explain my facial expression…

AD for 5 hour energy comes on... you're like "I'm still good."

Yep, the first time I tried Cuban coffee, I didn't sleep until the next night, LOL.

American coffee is like 90% water lol

​@@cbot375 Plus, we do the most with it. Adding all types of creams and sweeteners to the point where it's not even just coffee anymore, it's a whole azz milkshake. 🤣🤣

Eu tomo um copo do tamanho americano,mas de café brasileiro