New York Weather vs. California Weather - Gabriel Iglesias
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Gabriel Iglesias is from California so he’s not a fan of those New York winters.
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Original airdate: June 8, 2007
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"High of 7 with a low of Antarctica." Yep, mood.
I’m from the Midwest, our weather is “yes, we have that”
Hot? Yes. Cold? Yes. Warm? Yes. Cool? Yes. Covering yourself in dried leaves to mask the pain of living in the Midwest? Yes, yes and yes.
I live on the East Coast, we have 6 months of winter, 4 months of not winter, and 2 months of sorta winter.
@@markchapman7771 I live in Nebraska where we only have two seasons; winter and road construction!
@@achaldevrukhkar3557 Don't forget stepped out of the frying pan into the freaking oven hot and holy crap when did I get to the North Pole cold (I know you mentioned hot & cold, but man can it get toasty then turn you into an ice cube here in the mid-west) :)>
Yes we do. I personally love all 4 seasons in one week. Let's you know you're alive.
In Sweden when it's 7F (-14C), we say: "No mosquitoes today."
I'm from western Kentucky, and we have a saying about our weather: "Give it a minute"
We have the saying 'if you don't like the weather wait 5 minutes.' In Texas. Especially during the spring and fall.
I’m from central Kentucky and that’s definitely the same across the board
Jacob Wells...here in New Hampshire we say the same thing because it's true.
Same with NW Arkansas and SW Missouri
You and literally everyone else in your climate zone.
I don’t understand why California needs a weather person - its either warm, hot or damn hot
I'm from Texas and I honestly don't know why we have weather men or women. They be like 5% chance of rain today and a flash flood happens or 70% chance of rain then it is HOT and HUMID all day without a cloud in sight. I tell everyone you should keep an umbrella and a jacket in your car because you never know with Texas weather.
ikr, just one of those chilli pepper indicators for spicy food *today's weather is... 2 peppers*
Or on fire, literally
@@williamrosen3179 or both, like today it was 106 and there's fire everywhere
Or burning 👀🔥🔥🔥
"As you can see over here on the east coast... F**k." Had me dying. Mostly because I wasn't expecting him to say that.
“Your drinking Corona yeah Mexico, well not anymore now they make in Colorado. Who’s taking jobs away from who ahahaha” lmao love you fluffy 💕😂💕
I’m from Colorado and I didn’t even know that they make them here
Came looking for this. The man is a 👑
This is the funniest joke in this clip! Then, Fluffy is just damned hilarious all round
Corona is brewed in Colorado? Did Molson-Coors buy it out?
@@thomaspeacock7248 Anheuser-Busch actually
I would love to see a Saturday Night Live with Gabriel Iglesias hosting. Enrique Iglesias as the musical guest. 🤣
HOW HAS NO ONE THOUGHT TO DO THIS?
@@ThatLaloBoy 🤷♂️
church comes to SNL
a great idea., which is why it wont happen
@@ThatLaloBoy cause fluffy won't go woke
I've been in -40° quite a few times in Canada. You don't have to say Fahrenheit or Celsius because the two scales cross each other at -40°. You can use your garage as a deep freeze and make ice in 20 minutes out the back door. Warm it up before you put it into a drink though because there's a kinda mini explosion when they're that cold.
@ScAnDeLeZ Very nostalgic. I lived in Northern Canada for a few years in my youth along the polar bear migration route. Windchill is a bit misleading though. It's what it would feel like at that temperature with no wind. -40° isn't as cold as it sounds if it's completely calm. Add a bit of wind and it's a TOTALLY different experience. I remember we used to measure "windchill factor" in Canada and at 2400 schools would shut down. The unit was something like calories lost per square inch on bare skin. Something like that. A distant memory.
I'm from North Dakota, seen -40 with a windchill of -80. Froze the engine blocks solid.
@@thadofalltrades Me too. I lived in Winnipeg and Churchill. I know what it's like. A distant memory thankfully. I moved to New Zealand 40 years ago. It never gets down to 0°C or hotter than 28. 😎
@@warren52nz i want to go to NZ so bad
@@thadofalltrades It's truly wonderful. We followed the science when COVID hit and we only had 26 deaths and none for almost a year now.
-“What’s it gonna be tomorrow?” -“Ahhh…!” Cali weather, in a nutshell East Coast weather: - “What’s it gonna be tomorrow?” - “Wear a bathing suit and a parka; bring an umbrella”
As a New Yorker, this is accurate.
Bring some snow chains for the tires too, the car is gonna carry it anyway.
I've been to So Cal before. Nothing ah about it. It was hot as hell. Only place, in the US, I've been to that you could legit say watching the weather channel is not necessary is in Hawai'i
And apply both sunscreen and bugspray.
It’s 70 almost everyday lol but right now it’s been high 80’s ! Our weather is amazing
My grandma was Puerto Rican and I can confirm the fast talk. She even talked fast in English.
Haha, Puerto Ricans also expect you to know what they're saying also, the first time I heard the word "wawa", I was like, what? What the heck is a "wawa"? lmao!
@@victormorales3604 There are Wawas in Puerto Rico? I thought that was a Delaware-ish locale chain!
@@dropkickmurphy4114 I'm pretty sure that's a bus
@@dropkickmurphy4114 It’s actually a word to mean almost cars that aren’t a pickup or your regular 5 seat average car that comes to mind, so from minivan to bus. It’s spelled “Guagua” tho
Was Puerto Rican? What is she now then?
I used to think it would be awesome if Gabriel ever came to Michigan, but 7 degrees with a light cloud covering is swim trunks weather here. I also don't think he'd make it the venue. He would be able to see where the venue is from his hotel, but the roads would be blocked off for miles around it due to the construction detours.
Same.
I once stayed in a hotel in Montreal Canada in the winter. There was a restaurant a few hundred meters down the block. We didn't make it. I have never been that cold in my life.
From Jersey, was camping with the Boy Scouts near my house in winter for a leadership training program. It was so cold the bucket of water we had next to the bon fire to put out the fire froze solid.
I'm from Maine where our motto is "If you don't like the weather, wait a minute" cause we are the jet stream's bitch. And the old timers like my dad, will snowblow the yard during highs of 15 degrees in shorts and say 'it's just a little nippy'
The wind in Maine are the worst it could be 50 degrees outside and feel like a frozen tundra
This is the same motto we use in Missouri. I've seen us hit all four seasons in a single afternoon.
I live out in western NY. We are slaves to the lakes
I went to school near the Canadian border in NY. Everyday it was well below zero during winter. I had an 8AM class and every morning I would see women with frozen ponytails because it was so cold.
ESUSAMEX Yep, I've seen plenty of news about the winter weather on the east coast states. Yours had to be similar to ours. I'm cold just thinking about it now.
I used to live in New York, now I'm in south florida. never going back
Yikes! I can't even imagine that.
Yeah, I used to live in Rochester and I remember my snot freezing inside my nose.
@@bruhbutwhytho2301 Up there, you know it is a cold day when everything in the body begins to freeze within 2 minutes of stepping outside. All exposed skin becomes coke-can red as well.
I saw a weather report several years ago where the jet stream dipped all the way into southern California. Los Angeles had a high of 40 something. Me here in Ohio was thinking, "I bet those people think they're going to DIE!" 🤣 I also can remember being in Long Beach and hearing the meteorologist use the word "icky" to describe the smog levels.
Several years ago thanks to some insane weather northern Florida got snow. For reference my friend who lives there said she had never gotten snow at all in the past 25 years. People around her panic bought out everything in grocery stores because they thought they wouldn't be able to go shopping at all. It snowed like an inch and it was gone in a few days. People who aren't used to cold and snow lose their minds when they get it.
@@ChaosDragon my grandfather used to live in Jacksonville. He took a picture of the snow he got, a whopping 2 inches! 🤣 Few people believed me. A teacher even insisted it was just white sand because, "It doesn't snow in Florida."
That reminds me of this one episode of _King of the Hill_ where they got a light snowfall in Texas and everybody was freaking out like it was the end of the world. To me, a guy living in Wisconsin, that was the single funniest episode of the entire series.
I have the same thought about all those cold weather States experienced heat waves 😰 🥵🌞🌞 I don't think I'll ever be able to handle snow I'm too used to 100° weather 🌡️🏜️ nice and toasty.
@@maricruzgarcia7346 I’ll be honest, I like being warm more than I like being cold. That being said, I live in New York, so my definition of cold is prolly around 30-40 degrees. Without wind, you’d find me in shorts at 36.
In Chicago, 40 degrees is shorts and a jacket weather.
You're not lying, either.
here in Milwaukee, so i know just what your saying lol
Winter was a bit more reliable in Upstate NY growing up in the 80’s. Generally cold and snowy with a week to two week break in February for shorts and a jacket.
When it hits the mid 50's in Miami the National Weather Service issues a warning to watch out for falling iguanas-no joke! kzhead.info/sun/g8uyY8prnamwf5s/bejne.html
@@jmcnally647 I've heard about that. Lizards don't regulate their own body temp, so they get into a stupor when it's cold and fall out of the trees.
That sound of his laugh is enough to cheer you up 😂
Love the weather girl part 🤣🤣🤣 Fluffy always has me rolling!
East New York: It’s cold as Hell West New York: I think my balls are frozen…Nope they fell off and I lost them in the snow.
Buffalo: it’ll be a light snow. Maybe 7 or 8 inches.
🤣🤣
Or in the words of Gabriel Iglesias East NY in winter: DAMN! West NY in winter: OH HELL NO! (Me in West NY in winter): it’s so cold and the snow is so deep that my balls froze and fell off in the knee deep snow. Well, I won’t find or be getting them back any time soon. LOL!
🤣🤣🤣
@@dr.floridamanphd feet*
I’ve been watching him since Last Comic Standing. Growing up anytime his specials were playing the whole house stopped what they were doing to watch him, finally seeing him next month for the first time! Thank you Comedy Central for giving him the opportunity.
I've also been watching him since LCS. Would love to see him in person! Did see Josh Blue in person not long after the show ended. He's also really funny! I think those two were roommates on the show.
I remember when he was on All That (I seem to be one of the few who does).
@@AdamYJ I was born the year it started, honestly I do remember seeing him looking back now but at the time I made the comment I never realized the connection
He really is an AMAZING comedian!
"Who's taking jobs away from who?" LMAO!!!
As soon as he said to microwave his meal, I immediately thought of what Chef Gordon Ramsey would say and lost it 😂
I love his laugh
I used to live in Buffalo and worked in a room with desk to ceiling windows. One morning, at 9AM it looked like 9PM. When our boss came in and said so, we said ,”Does that mean we can go home?” Summer commute was 15 minutes. Winter was half an hour, a an hour with an accident or an hour and a half if rubberneckers caused another. I had an interview scheduled for the day after we had an ice storm. Our tree broke in two and fell neatly behind both vehicles so I couldn’t get out. The person’s response when I told them I couldn’t make it because it was gonna take 3 hours to break it up enough and I couldn’t go around it? Well, everyone (who lives right down the street) is here.
What a great imitation of a woman's voice!
Love Gabrielle. He is hysterical.
Yes, he is. We just love him, too.
"who's taking jobs away from who" got me 🤣 👍💯🔥
Wisconsin. Getting to the late bus after sports practice and a shower, my hair would freeze. Oh yeah, and it was dark at 4:30pm.
5° feels warmer than 20° because your face goes numb and you can't feel it
Yep
That’s not a good thing!
I'm from the South. We don't have weather, just humidity
And hurricanes.
I did a few years in south Georgia. Y’all have weather.
@@dr.floridamanphd We do, but it's not good weather. It does what it wants.
I was in the marching band my first year of college in Michigan, and during one game, it was so cold we had to pour rubbing alcohol into our valves and slides to keep them from freezing up. And don't ever let your gas tank get below half full in extreme cold weather.
Oklahoma weather can be summed up in this sentence: Roll the dice and see what you get. It's 31°F today (December 22 2021) and is supposed to be 80°F on Christmas Eve.
u know, despite the weather, Oklahoma is Beautiful (specially Tulsa!) !!
@@nicedoppy2077 no, it isn't.
@@Vote_Blue to me its so nice!.....really, why not?
@@nicedoppy2077 mostly the people.
@@Vote_Blue but the people in tulsa r mostly native, so are great people!!! :)......u got a bad xperience with native people in OK state?
I guess I'm super lucky being half Mexican and half Puerto Rican...born and raised in Cali! LOL!!
Samesy !! We are the Chosen Ones.
@@thisisit3333 Jaja!!
I am Mexican-American and blessed to have been born in Los Angeles California.
Brag, brag, brag.
@@thisisit3333 yes we were blessed with being born in gorgeous Los Angeles California
This is fucking hilarious, a real legand
Damn right
A legend, too.
a real electron pair donator, huh?
I am from Finland and summer is my favourite day of the year
🤣🤣🤣
Funny enough, Antarctica can be about as warm as the northern tips of the continent on a good day lmao. It’s -30 up there rn!
I never get bored of watching his comedy videos!!! Best ever comedian, my favorite!!
"I'm holding on to this one until Monday." 😁😂😁😂😀😀😁😂😆😅😃😂😀😀😁😁😂😀😂😂😂😁
I used to listen to a shortwave station out of Quito, Ecuador. It's on the equator but it's up in the mountains, so it goes up to like 70°F in the daytime and down to 45°F at night°-all year round. You want it a little warmer, you can go down the mountain a bit.
I was stationed with a guy from San Juan, PR. He said if you want cold weather you’ll have to go up on the tallest mountain at night during the winter. Maybe you’ll see your breath. Maybe.
That weather sounds perfect.
That closing joke - priceless 🤣
Northern New York forecasts be like “So up here in Alex Bay, we have a projected snowfall of 3-4”, Old Forge will have 2-3”, Watertown will have 24-48” overnight, and Syracuse will have 1-2”.”
You can tell he’s performing in a cooler climate because he’s not dripping with sweat😅
Minnesota January and Febuary. 45 days of -30 degrees, That's just the air temp. If there is a slight breeze wind chill will drop it to -60 degrees. At that temp you can throw a glass of water in the air and watch it freeze before it touches ground. True story
Lived in cali 5 yrs. At first asked about the weather, and they said; "brutal winter, it sometimes hit the 60's !
I found it to be the other way around. Growing up in New Jersey and New York, the weather was quite predictable. Winter was cold, Spring was warm, Summer was hot, and Autumn was cool. California was disgustingly hot the majority of the time and then on the occasion would go bipolar and then drop to freezing with no warning.
Oklahoma: Just wait five minutes. You may not like it, and the wind will still blow, but hey at least it's 100 now instead of 37.
I would've just stayed in my hotel if it was that cold 🤣
There can easily be times in Chicago's winters that people will be wishing for 7 degrees! And that can go on for weeks!
I'm from Rochester NY and I can confirm the unpredictable weather here. Something people may or may not know is NY gets wind storms several times a year. If the weatherman says it'll be "cooler", expect to see fallen trees somewhere and get a tornado warning. If its " a warm 70 degree day", its really more like 80+ degrees and humid af. Often in summer, you have humid sunshine with some bulky clouds and its pouring rain. We've got sweat til ya melt or human icicles, take your pick.
As an east coaster, I like to say that we "experience the seasons" :)
I spent most of my life in San Francisco, which at that time had a seasonal variation of approximately 10°; 65° and foggy in the summer and 55° and clear or rainy in the winter. I love having basically the same weather all year round. When I lived in Bangkok; the same was essentially true-hot season was horrible, hot and sticky with lots of smog; rainy season was absolutely torrential; cool season, finally barely.
If you lived near the water, it was always a few degrees cooler. I've stayed in Pattaya several times. I just learned to stay inside from about noon to six (go to a movie, get a massage, sleep . . . ), then step out on the balcony around sunset . . . Wonderful!
Well, unfortunately in 2021, California is on fire and it never stops raining in the east coast. Crazy.
Have to plug you vehicles in so your fluids don't freeze in Alaska. Beautiful state.
I love fluffy. He's just so much fun !
I've got that seasonal thing where you get a bit depressed during the winter due to not getting enough sunlight, for me the depression part gets overshadowed by my body telling me to hibernate. So add that to my heat tolerance from being born & raised in Texas and low cold tolerance and I'm quite sure it = can't survive any northern than Oklahoma.
Fluffy I LOVE YOU!!♥️ I laughed so hard!! This is one of the best jokes you have done in awhile!! Keep it coming!! Much love from NC!♥️♥️♥️
Dec, Jan, Feb, we don't use the freezers much in Minnesota. Just have the item in a box outside works. Numbers go negative and you still see a packed drive threw at Dairy Queen (this is back in the day before they sold their hot menu). Fun when you are a kid, school gets canceled it is so cold here or to much snow. As an adult with any sort of replacement surgery or arthritis, you really start to think about becoming a snowbird or just moving south permanently.
This is actually scary in Celsius 🤣🤣🤣
I went to school 6 years ago in PA and it was -11°F cuz we had to make up snow days and it was so cold the buses engines were frozen so it took almost 2 hours to get picked up it was not a fun time 🤣🤣🤣
That’s because they didn’t put in an additive to keep the diesel from freezing. But they shouldn’t have had to do that until it hit -17.
Used to work as a bus driver and felt every part of this comment
The last one was sooo freaking good
The lowest for me -25° in Minnesota
I love all the different v weather comments. I'm from Cape Town South Africa and we all think we know more about the weather than the weather man. We can quite literally have all four seasons in one day and a guy I knew long ago said that Cape Town was like a baby, it was always either wet or windy.
3:46 I was half expecting him to shout, "Sold!"
I'm from PA and I totally get it 😂 we get down in the negative teens in the winter
He said Corona and in this era my brain thought the virus. Though when they were originally reporting about it I was thinking of the beer. 🤷♂️
I was once at the denver airport waiting for my ride, having flown in from phoenix. It was about 60 degrees outside and someone obviously from the same flight and a native simply couldn't stop shivering. "It's so cold!!" Scottsdale's population about doubles when the snowbirds arrive and you can always pick them out in a crowd. They're the ones in shorts and t-shirts while the natives wear long pants and sleeves and maybe a jacket.
I remember a few years ago in PA when I mowed one day and it snowed the next. Gotta love it.
This guy makes me feel warm inside ^^
Which is probably a good thing if you're on the east coast.
Reminds me of when my wife (God rest her soul) was talking to her dad (God rest his soul) in Florida and complained it had gone down to 60° we laughed our assets off cause at the time it was -9 in N.Y. 😆🤣😅😁
You are the best, Fluffy! Always such a positive attitude, and so funny!
Meanwhile in Texas…high chance of melting as soon as you walk out the door
Welcome to the Arizona Summer, and probably other states. In Florida it's a high chance of immediate cremation.
at least it's not Mississippi and you drown as soon as you walk outside.
I've got a heat tolerance to the point of not really noticing heat in the 90s as long as I'm not in full sun , so I'm wondering why I'm coming inside drenched in sweat as I make a bee line to the fridge to start drinking water after only doing about 20 minutes of yard work or checking on the chickens. And then I remember it was hot and humid outside, I'm just at the point that I don't really notice it.
@@jonnyofalltrades6620 I thought Arizona was hot and dry? Texas is hot and humid due to weather from several directions, we got the heat off of multiple deserts like you, but we also have weather off the coast to make it humid.
Or in winter freezeing to death
I'm from Illinois, spent a year and a half in Arizona. When the weather was starting to "cool off" and some of my college classmates were in jackets and pants, I was still wearing shorts and t-shirts. Somebody made a comment about how cold she felt, and I said how I was super comfortable.
Went to college in the Intermountain West (where there's relatively low humidity) with a guy from Minnesota; he wore shorts and flip flops almost every single day during the school year, wind, snow cold... he said "This is NOTHING!" Hahaha
I've never seen this bit. Great, as always.
That better have been a damn good steak.
Southwest Pennsylvania here and he's not wrong.
This morning my home 8n Grand Forks, ND was 50 degrees colder than Anchorage Alaska. -20 with a -37 wind chill
😂😂😂 a High of 7 and a low of Antarctica... He's a brilliance of comedy. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐👏👏👏👏😄
We are blessed to be able to enjoy his talent
I'm from Acapulco, currently living in Cali and the weather is very similar.
I live in Northern Maine. It is 70 degrees and sunny here! August 10th- August 20th. We have Fall, Winter, Blizzards, Mud Season, Black Fly Season, Spring, August and back to Fall.
Yesterday on the radio there was a bit on the news about the NHL winter classic. An outdoor hockey game in Minnesota. Ok, no big deal so far. And then the reporter said something I never thought I’d ever hear: “they are going to have to heat the ice to make it playable.” WHAT? I’ve heard of it being too cold to play outside, but if you’re bundled up, how does the ice get so cold you can’t play ice hockey on it without a heater?
Very good to see him shine
The man.... the myth... the legend.
I spent three years in Alaska as a member of the American Armed Forces. I spent winters in a tent. Sometimes it was -50°. But it was cool. We had furnaces inside the tent that kept things about 30° or so. Sounds freezing, but when it's that cold outside, 30° feels balmy!
We've had a Blizzard in my hometown in New York in around 2005 - 2008. (Was living there before I moved into my own apartment.) It was like the Blizzard of '77 in Buffalo. Right now, we got the temperature that's as cold as a blizzard, but not much snow! Actually, the last time we had a heavy snowstorm in my current hometown was a couple years ago, with snow that goes up to your knees and ice as slippery as cooking grease on a road! Now we only have a half an inch of snow and barely any ice on the streets! EDIT: NOW we have the deep snow again. Just as I remembered it. Ugh…
@2:30 In 1998 I went into The Plaza III Steak House in Faneuil Hall...by myself for lunch. Great steak...chef gets mad kudos for a medium well.... The bottle of wine cost more than the steak I ordered. I paid the $85 bill...tipped the wait staff another $20. Then I went back to work at the Bertucci's pizza place next door
😂😂 I would say the exact same thing “ microwave it and tap water 💧 “
I love his lady impression lol
"As you can see on the east coast...F****CK!!!" 🤣
You are so humble I adore you 💓💓💓
Fluffy still has the Spirit of the Child in the Man
Noway were keeping it! 🤣🤣🤣
This guy is a legend 🙌 👏
In the South we have two seasons....mild winter and hot as hell humid the rest of the year.
As a Tennessean, I'll testify to this. It's been strangely cool for about a week though. Nice weather.
Fluffy, you have so many wonderful voices!
Fluffy rocks! I love this big guy!
You think that's cold? Ever been to the great white north? I've seen days in Canada where it's 54 degrees below zero. You better have the right coat...
I am literally sleeping in a tent while it’s 15 degrees F out. He is right about NY weather.
Reminds me of how much I miss Jon Pinette.
I still sometimes tell people when they ask me my plans, "Raviolis and a nap!"
St. Blizzard at DQ...lol