Taken from JRE MMA Show #73 w/Jean Jaques Machado: • Video
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Get Chuck on the show
@Clancy.Mclean4 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see that
@Sidekick_Snowman4 жыл бұрын
He's too busy selling home gyms
@saltydog84934 жыл бұрын
Insert Chuck Norris joke here
@greatomeister6754 жыл бұрын
Too busy banging his hot 80 year old wife that looks 30
@landonic814 жыл бұрын
long overdue
@AlainArvelo4 жыл бұрын
*Chuck Norris doesnt go to the dojo, the dojo goes to Chuck Norris.*
@freddymeisner4 жыл бұрын
Another Story of the Man, The Legend
@mistermasterful35564 жыл бұрын
How dare you steal my chuck Norris joke before I could think of it Freddy..or shall I say ...Mr. Norris.
@johnnyrock44574 жыл бұрын
Chuck is an amazing good man with the heart on the right place
@johnhagebeuk84 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 But actually! 🤣🤣
@eyesopen4444 жыл бұрын
The dojo goes to Chuck Norris to teach hem what realy martial arts is. and shown him the videos of the 7-year old Jesse-Jane McParland.
@TheFreddyEduard4 жыл бұрын
When Chuck Norris works out the machine gets stronger.
@chappywilkerson27774 жыл бұрын
And tired
@kingjames30023 жыл бұрын
That's because when Chuck Norris uses a machine, it's only the machine that gets the workout 🤗
@jefftalbot51923 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@LightningStrikes663 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands.
@chappywilkerson27774 жыл бұрын
And he didn't chopped the wood it just appeared
@papichefitup3 жыл бұрын
you misspelled bear
@tashakazulu87372 жыл бұрын
Yes but he made it ehen he 2
@seanridder56122 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris showed up when I was deployed to Iraq. Months away from retirement, I was like a damn kid again. -Skipped out on a safety briefing to go see a childhood hero. He wished us all well and choked up doing it too. Genuine as f*ck that guy is.
@MrDlt1234 жыл бұрын
Did you check to see if he had a chin under his beard? Or just another fist?
@joshuasmith63464 жыл бұрын
Was expecting a punchline by the end but nope he’s just a stand up guy
@briankeogh3354 жыл бұрын
Funny I was deployed at the Al anbar province of Iraq when I saw him. Saw kid rock too
@dru1234567894 жыл бұрын
@@briankeogh335 if Chuck Norris punched anything around here we would all be fucked.
@themistoklestheodosopoulos62534 жыл бұрын
You're so lucky to have met him. He's always been a hero of mine. He's probably the biggest reason that I started training in Martial Arts.
@wendellbenedict47933 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is bad ass. 💪 He needs to be on the podcast! Chuck Norris jokes need to come back too.
@theflowerhead4 жыл бұрын
Like someone said .. if he came on this podcasts the servers will go down, Even the internet will go down bruh
@angamiaccent3 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris' tears cures Cancer....Too bad he never Cried
@JoeBallard19794 жыл бұрын
Lmao best one I've heard so far
@andohish274 жыл бұрын
Someone once claimed to be a nicer dude than Chuck Norris. Once.
@themistoklestheodosopoulos62534 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris will go down as one of the greatest Marital Artists of all time. Notwithstanding his philanthropy. God bless him..
@fartsare20234 жыл бұрын
MrBrenman21 no he wouldn’t lol,everyone said Bruce lee was to fast for everyone he trained with,that includes Chuck Norris,plus Bruce lee was a street fighter wasn’t a tournament fighter,but chuck was one the best he’s time and a legend,
@jamesmiles56624 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmiles5662 Lee was a street fighter that nobody ever saw get into an actual fight. I'm not taking anything away from Lee, I'm sure he would have been a tough guy, but it's really just pure speculation. At least Norris proved himself in the ring.
@gregbailey82534 жыл бұрын
Greg Bailey well there wasn’t mobile phones doing worldstar back then lol,it’s very famous he beat up two guys on set saying he can’t fight on film set loads stories guys he beat up,plus every actor or martial artist all said was quick and very good,he was training with the best around at the time including chuck Norris so he was legit,plus you say chuck Norris proved it yes true was multiple karate champion,but did you ever see videos off the fights there point fighting gay fights,with 100 rules,and all very slow,he didn’t win knockout tournaments with leg kicks so none them are real fights at all,
@jamesmiles56624 жыл бұрын
@MrBrenman21 yea after he woke up from being ktfo from Bruce Lee
@rabkerr59074 жыл бұрын
MrBrenman21 lol you haven’t got a clue have you,first off all no chuck Norris did not do real fighting lol,karate point fighting has 100 rules to protect the fighters it’s a sport,and it’s not even knockout kickboxing either that he done also not Muay Thai where kick to legs knees elbows clinch sweeps,was just point fighting he done,real fighting is in the streets no rules,that’s what Bruce lee did most he’s moved where designed for the street,he was first guy doing Mma way before was around had trained in multiple martial arts and weapons,everyone who trained with him said was lighting fast and very good and he sparred heavyweights they all said couldn’t touch him,so your deluded mate,yes chuck legend too
@jamesmiles56624 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris trained incredibly hard. You know how many push-ups that guy did every day? _All_ of them..
@SineEyed4 жыл бұрын
SineEyed 2020 he doesn’t push up he pushes the earth down
@samhallam24794 жыл бұрын
Sounds like an awful bit that Schaub came up with....
@ZippyLikesZippers4 жыл бұрын
wufabufa nah Thats intellectually to high for Schaub 🤔😅
@harrisnfordi4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@albshkup4 жыл бұрын
And still he can't fight as a little 7-year-old girl.
@TheFreddyEduard4 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris once beat the sun in a staring contest
@bchandy984 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. Chuck Norris just walks up to your house. "Is that Chuck Norris? Holy shit." Lol
@JohnDoe-pt7ru4 жыл бұрын
If Chuck Norris walks up to your House - *it's no longer your house*
@hellfrost3334 жыл бұрын
JJM seems like such a humble man. Really incredible considering how much he's accomplished in the world of BJJ.
@edmondlau5114 жыл бұрын
I totally agree. One thing I have noticed, for a few years after the first UFC came out and BJJ exploded into mainstream, it seemed like you would just find meatheads trying to go 100%, at academies all over the place. After a couple of injuries and my buddy getting his knee torn up by one of the aforementioned meatheads, we decided it was time to leave the one academy in the area. I think it's now time to go back! I would love to attend an academy of one of these greats like JJM; to me they have brought something back to US martial arts that's been missing for a while: they teach respect, patience, promotes personal growth, i mean you basically have to leave your ego at the door, - those are all life lessons everyone should know.
@_Chipster2 жыл бұрын
BJJ will cause you to be humble. Don't get a black if your not. Or shouldn't.
@mortamustyler8166 Жыл бұрын
@@_Chipster it’s a hell of a grind training BJJ. No short term gratification like karate and TKD with multiple quick belt promotions. Your body gets beat up with wear and tear with the constant rolling. But the sense of accomplishment is huge.
@edmondlau511 Жыл бұрын
I love Chuck even more now. Great story.
@mia2113mark4 жыл бұрын
He was really a rags to riches story. Grew up in poverty and overcame a lot of adversity. I loosely make an analogy with him and Tito Ortiz.
@perfectsplit55155 ай бұрын
Joe Hogan Experience!
@JeffCfreeradiorevolution4 жыл бұрын
Supreme Lord Commander lmao Underrated comment !
@lucaspatrick5424 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@roneyscone23344 жыл бұрын
After Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Island's they were just known as the "The Island's"
@killaction03174 жыл бұрын
Jesus can Walk on Water - But Chuck Norris...He can Swim through Land!
@hellfrost3334 жыл бұрын
lol, that is one that I have never heard.
@turksandwich75384 жыл бұрын
That's a pretty good one to be honest.
@vivek277894 жыл бұрын
Definitely never heard that one. I literally just slapped my knee at that one!
@ericmceachin63754 жыл бұрын
Told someone earlier best comment but I take it back u win😂😂😂✌✌✌👍👍
@Eiredublin314 жыл бұрын
That just made me lol
@jonathan112112 Жыл бұрын
Nice title. I thought this was a story about Chuck Norris buying jeans.
@mikepants354 жыл бұрын
Warch this and see a real martial arts fighter in action. kzhead.info/sun/rNxvmqiwb4iLiIU/bejne.html
@TheFreddyEduard4 жыл бұрын
what jeans ?
@actionjeans44664 жыл бұрын
@America / ProfessorAimbot; special for you schizofréne idiot! JJ GOLDEN DRAGON World Champion & Actress Jesse-Jane McParland is the fighter with the most Champion titles in the World Nov 2017 Jesse-Jane got now over 300 Champion titles, include 49 World titles) (April 2017 JJ got now 283 Champion titles unther her belt incl 21 times World Champion and 28 other World titles in M.A. ) October 2016 Jesse-Jane (10) currently holds over 240 martial arts titles and is 14 times World Champion and 12 times European Champion. Other titles include 9 times Double WAKO World Champion, 6 times WKC World Champion, WKC Youngest Female World Champion, 3 times WOMMA World Champion. And she has just taken part in a Anti Bullying Campaig for UFC. Jesse-Jane was the youngest ever World Champion in Kickboxing and Karate at age 7 Jesse-Jane McParland was also twice Female Sports Atlete of the Year. STYLES BY MARTIAL ARTS EXPERT JESSE-JANE Extreme Martial Arts MMA Kickboxing Boxing Weapons Forms Musical Forms Shaolin Kung Fu / Wushu Kendo Hapkido Taekwondo Traditional Karate JJ is honored as M A Expert with the official title "JJ Golden Dragon" (Gold Dragon is the highest title as Grandmaster in Shaolin Kung Fu / Wushu
@TheFreddyEduard4 жыл бұрын
LMAO me too.. I thought Tom or Christina was going to be on the show... Or Joe is going to promote stretchy jeans again.
@johns8184 жыл бұрын
Ain’t no jeans higher or tighter than ya boiiiiii Chuckie N
@kevindube70964 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like ANTONIO BANDERAS.
@lucasgrey97944 жыл бұрын
Jose Ureste..... lol, WHAT!? 🤦♂️
@dennisjr774 жыл бұрын
Yea I see it lol
@adamseay2164 жыл бұрын
@Jose Ureste Antonio Banderas is white and Jean Jaques Machado is ALSO WHITE. Pray tell how I am being racist?
@lucasgrey97944 жыл бұрын
But than a mean looking Banderas ready to pull his guns out of the gitarcase
@itubecollection16234 жыл бұрын
@Marius Ipad Antonio Banderas was BORN in SPAIN which is literally INSIDE EUROPE. By the way, Latin America has MORE WHITE PEOPLE in it than the US. You DON'T know what you are talking about.
@lucasgrey97943 жыл бұрын
I'm a drug addict, and I've actually been looking at Jiu-Jitsu schools in my local southern California area to train at now that I got rid of all my friendsI should definitely be finding a hobby that's healthy and productive and teaches discipline and self-control such as jiu-jitsu
@timothy29354 жыл бұрын
good for u dude, ive had my demons as well, n its an everyday process, wishin u well from out here in the 909 but originally from the east side of 323 👍🏽
@tonydiaz94584 жыл бұрын
I know countless people who have used BJJ/Muay Thai to overcome their demons, and you won’t find a more supportive, positive group of people anywhere else. Do it, and Good luck to you friend
@wellbutrinwarlock4 жыл бұрын
Martial arts is the best hobby,great for your mind,physical fitness,self defence and its fun,aswell as meeting cool people,go for it..
@finhyland42704 жыл бұрын
The high you'll get from being on the mats will beat any shit you can put in your body
@paulsmith90694 жыл бұрын
Cowboy Have you started training? Train Jiu Jitsu and pursue what God has for your time on this earth. Put away the drugs. I lost one of Jiu Jitsu brothers to drugs this week. He relapsed, overdosed and died at 35. Put down the drugs, brother. Pursue the things of God and train Jiu Jitsu. You will not regret these things.
@Dominick_Francione4 жыл бұрын
Great story that properly encapsulates the entirety of purpose of Martial Arts . . . it's not about fighting; it's about changing your life. Couldn't agree more!
@suyongtong99954 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris’ foundation style is Tang Soo Do which he learned in Korea while stationed there. Norris is the poster child for turning his art into big success outside the dojo, he has always walked the talk.
@jingqi91064 жыл бұрын
He actually started out in judo, got a brown belt, injured his shoulder, and then took up Tang Soo Do, during which time he won 6 karate world championships. Then later on started Gracie Jiu-Jitsu and switched to Machado Jiu-Jitsu.
@perfectsplit55155 ай бұрын
chuck “roundhouse kicked a bear on the back of the head” norris
@thatbluebeam39304 жыл бұрын
It all happened in a dream of his, and the bear still died.
@aaronmaberry48154 жыл бұрын
As a nearly 50 year old man whose childhood years remember 'Good Guys Wear Black' and the 'The Octogon', it is awesome, just freakin awesome, that Chuck is 100% legit. Total bad ass!
@michaeltieman90074 жыл бұрын
Ha - I remember The Octagon - his ninja brother with the kamas!
@perfectsplit55155 ай бұрын
brought a tear to my eye, this guy is amazing, love JJM
@garrettwhite19104 жыл бұрын
You can tell real Chuck Norris stories and they’re just as bad ass as the memes.
@kissmablaekaess874 жыл бұрын
Came here for the Chuck Norris jokes. Am not disappointed.
@villemaki30674 жыл бұрын
Get Chuck on so someone can do Chuck Norris interviews Nuck Chorris.
@AxeKick804 жыл бұрын
I read about Chuck's close bond with the Machado family years ago, in his book "The Secret Power Within," when I was freshly sober. Great book about his life, struggles, & personal victories in life!
@fobbitoperator36203 жыл бұрын
Chuck out here collecting more belts than any fashion company on the market
@shanejohns83224 жыл бұрын
Question: “How many schools are you going to give away?” Norris: “Yes.”
@dightonazpeitia43504 жыл бұрын
So what is better - the car from Ophrah or the school from Chuck Norris?
@perfectsplit55155 ай бұрын
This guy's hairline could withstand a nuclear blast
@Curiousnessify4 жыл бұрын
🤣👌
@drazzzpoppp50224 жыл бұрын
Dude that’s the first thing I notice 😂😂
@TheZerokool1874 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, I was fascinated by it. But I'm bald so probably just jealous.
@redoz97683 жыл бұрын
WoW! Another reason to love Chuck Norris!
@thedanksavatron77824 жыл бұрын
Another reason to love the legendary chuck.
@timmyadams2344 жыл бұрын
Lol I love it when he says “Joe Hogan”. Got to love Portuguese 😂
@Daily_Llama2 жыл бұрын
He will be forever know after this video as Joe Hogan
@A.C.714 жыл бұрын
Leave it to the Gracie's to sue loyal family members
@CavemanJesus4Life4 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is a 44th degree Black Belt. And that’s not even a joke.
@chrismukai42848 ай бұрын
Jacques is a great guy. I never met him, but you can tell because he shines of no ego.
@perrypelican94762 жыл бұрын
Truth. Really comes through
@jonathan112112 Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris was bitten by a rattlesnake once...after 5 long painful days...the rattlesnake finally died
@richardhodge43474 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris once saved a trapped motorist from a burning car. Chuck did not break the car window with a punch or kick. He cut the glass with his beard.
@skybluemarshall4 жыл бұрын
God wanted to create the earth in 10 days... Chuck Norris only gave him 7.
@KonohazFinest4 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris recently won the mobile fortnite world championships, playing on a rotary dial landline
@dalelane19484 жыл бұрын
These jokes are funny as fuck asshole..
@drewjt504 жыл бұрын
Messed up how they just Sue their own family members like that....... Money is the root of all evil
@BlackElon14 жыл бұрын
"Thank you, Chuck Norris!" That scene still makes me laugh in Dodgeball. If he played dodgeball, he wouldn't have to dodge the balls. The balls would dodge him.
@Paulafan54 жыл бұрын
I loved that scene where he has his thumb up and the woman next to him on that panel has her thumb down - it was just so comical!
@perfectsplit55155 ай бұрын
Chuck Norris could not be on JRE it would destroy YT as their servers could contain that level of awesomeness on 1 podcast.
@blairforce17554 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is a true Martial Artist. He has black belts in striking and grappling. He has zero ego and has mentioned how humbling BJJ was at first. A living legend, glad he’s still with us.
@Jrm__15Ай бұрын
Joe will start wearing Cowboy Boots after he finds out Chuck's reason why he wears them. 😂😂😂
@fattony1230824 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is the reason most grizzlys moved north to Canada
@chicoandthem4n4 жыл бұрын
To an island...😆
@northeastslingshot16643 жыл бұрын
@@northeastslingshot1664 no
@chicoandthem4n3 жыл бұрын
This really let me down I thought chuck trained jits in Jeans 🤣
@alangarcia31324 жыл бұрын
Definitely get Chuck on the show Joe I know you can keep up the great work Joe
@kevdev76294 жыл бұрын
I love the Joe Hogan Experience.
@frankiegodinez88642 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris has a pet lizard and a pet fish, theyre called Godzilla and Jaws. And when Chuck Norris does his press-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes ther world down....
@thekarmabrahma63674 жыл бұрын
JJM - the man! I have a lot of love for the Tarzana dojo. Spent a few years there early 2000s.
@thomasandersen534910 ай бұрын
Dinosaurs didn't just die, they were killed by Chuck Norrisaurus.
@O_Towne_Bear4 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... HE WAITS!
@rcknrllfreak4 жыл бұрын
This video has just revived the Chuck Norris memes
@faznyc14 жыл бұрын
Wow what a great series of stories specially at the end
@francor.48812 жыл бұрын
You need to get Chuck in the studio!! Ill bet he has a great story.
@rynolascavio33814 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris on JRE podcast. Please podcast Gods, make it happen.
@archilzhvania62424 жыл бұрын
Why is the JRE MMA Show #73 set to private?
@NeoCyrus7773 жыл бұрын
Great stories. Jean Juc seems way more chill this time.
@bodhitree334 жыл бұрын
why has Chuck never been on the show ? Chuck was one of the most open-minded guys back in his day he comes from a Tang Soo doo background and in that day it was very frowned upon to get caught cross training back then, but he had an open mind and wanted to cross train to become well-rounded, Chuck and Bruce Lee were some of the first celebrities martial artist to start cross Training to learn all arts to become more rounded, and this started back in the late '60s early 70s these men were well ahead of their time....
@newbritainpauly48412 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris the type of dude to pass the 'type of dude' reference to Tony Ferguson
@MrBoDiggety4 жыл бұрын
Never ever heard anything bad about Chuck Norris
@ylliberishaj32534 жыл бұрын
How crazy is that Chuck Norris just shows up and training? Awesome!
@JBCCT0110 ай бұрын
Everybody loves chuck norris.just seems a class human
@paulbaker9434 Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris went to summer camp when he was 12 years old, as he was leaving he told his dad, while I'm gone you're the man of the house!
@vinnydahook6242 жыл бұрын
Who wants to see Wes Watson on the next podcast??!
@williamtell44944 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude
@coreywalton7104 жыл бұрын
Great story! Solid!!!
@HenryChinaski6142 жыл бұрын
2:25 He called him Joe Hogan lol
@5050ChanceImSerious4 жыл бұрын
great analogy fighting for your life outside the dojo...
@pocketchange60104 жыл бұрын
adorei o "today porra" em 5:51 hahahahahaha
@thunderbird6284 жыл бұрын
Love when he says Joe Hogan
@MegaRudyray4 жыл бұрын
God bless chuck Norris! Jesus loves you chuck you are truly a great man.
@enriqued82204 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris on the show!!!
@SS4Mike2 жыл бұрын
Amazing story. When you are doing the right thing the universe will put people in your life that will ensure your success
@frankrizzo56953 жыл бұрын
I first encountered Chuck at Maddison Square Garden at Mr. Rhee’s Internationals in 1967. I had done a little Karate in 1966, but got drafted in 1967. I saw a lot of bad Karate at the prelims, but saw Mr. Norris in the finals the following day. Clearly in my mind he was the class of the tournament and he won. Later I saw him in 1970, in Long Beach, CA at Mr. Parker’s Internationals and accidentally met him in the parking lot. I told him that I had seen him in 1967 and he asked if I trained. I responded that I trained under Mr. Ohshima and he said that he knew Mr. Ohshima. He was very humble and complimentary of Mr. Ohshima. Later I learned that Mr. Ohshima had invited his group to come to Special Training in 1967 (I think that was the year). I was very impressed with Mr. Norris. I later became good friends with his first Black Belt, Mr. Osborne.
@donelmore254010 ай бұрын
everyone has good things to say about chuck Norris he seems like a really cool and nice dude
@elijahhena3143 Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is a amazing man
@BlahKDubstepАй бұрын
Amazing story! A good honest one with an honest lawyer? Wow. An exception to the rule. All good people. Great outcome.
@markwhite17804 жыл бұрын
I have known three people that have met Chuck and they all say the same thing as everyone else that meets him. Chuck is a real gentleman from start to finish.
@chocomalk4 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands - Now it's just called the Islands.
@hellfrost3334 жыл бұрын
Chuck LOVES these guys
@sappermade6012Ай бұрын
Chuck Norris: "I'm busy roundhousin' motherfuckers in these action pants, so heres the blueprints to BJJ, mats and a building. Make it happen" Jean Jacques Machado: "Yes, Mr Chuck"
@matthewhorizon60504 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris didn't buy it, he willed it into existence.
@juliaboguslawska47944 жыл бұрын
When Chuck Norris snaps his fingers Thanos poops himself.
@nickrich564 жыл бұрын
Man it still hurts his heart that he couldn't rep His Family Name. He overcame. Now Is One Of GOATS
@treechoppa4202 жыл бұрын
You need to get chris haueter in your podcast Joe!!
@mightymouse32722 ай бұрын
My friend had a martial arts magazine and it had an old photo of chuck Norris riding one of those skinny plastic football shaped skateboards on his hands ! 🛹🤸🏼♂️
@youtubebitchcenter14634 жыл бұрын
The picture of chuck Norris on the thumb nail was taken at a Joe Rogan standup comedy show.
@drewjt504 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris Invented BJJ
@Nenad-ICXC-Shuput-GFAMMA2 жыл бұрын
Norris asked Bruce who will be the winner. Bruce said "I am the Hero in this movie, I win of course"
@gyurmethlodroe1774 Жыл бұрын
I love the Joe Hogan show.
@Mad_Mally4 жыл бұрын
This was cool on so many levels.
@AgeofMachines3 жыл бұрын
Where's your gym? -Chuck Norris gave it to me But where is it? -CHUCK NORRIS gave it to me I see.
@nickadams87023 жыл бұрын
Wow, turns out Chuck Norris is that type of guy.
@Imetalman20003 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't go to a BJJ school. BJJ school goes to Chuck Norris.
@mistermindahenziandalasnus37543 жыл бұрын
this is a fantastic story
@robbybee702 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer Unfortunately, Chuck Norris doesn't cry
@rcknrllfreak4 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn’t get awarded a black belt, a black belt gets awarded a Chuck Norris.
Get Chuck on the show
I'd love to see that
He's too busy selling home gyms
Insert Chuck Norris joke here
Too busy banging his hot 80 year old wife that looks 30
long overdue
*Chuck Norris doesnt go to the dojo, the dojo goes to Chuck Norris.*
Another Story of the Man, The Legend
How dare you steal my chuck Norris joke before I could think of it Freddy..or shall I say ...Mr. Norris.
Chuck is an amazing good man with the heart on the right place
🤣🤣 But actually! 🤣🤣
The dojo goes to Chuck Norris to teach hem what realy martial arts is. and shown him the videos of the 7-year old Jesse-Jane McParland.
When Chuck Norris works out the machine gets stronger.
And tired
That's because when Chuck Norris uses a machine, it's only the machine that gets the workout 🤗
😂😂😂
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands.
And he didn't chopped the wood it just appeared
you misspelled bear
Yes but he made it ehen he 2
Chuck Norris showed up when I was deployed to Iraq. Months away from retirement, I was like a damn kid again. -Skipped out on a safety briefing to go see a childhood hero. He wished us all well and choked up doing it too. Genuine as f*ck that guy is.
Did you check to see if he had a chin under his beard? Or just another fist?
Was expecting a punchline by the end but nope he’s just a stand up guy
Funny I was deployed at the Al anbar province of Iraq when I saw him. Saw kid rock too
@@briankeogh335 if Chuck Norris punched anything around here we would all be fucked.
You're so lucky to have met him. He's always been a hero of mine. He's probably the biggest reason that I started training in Martial Arts.
Chuck Norris is bad ass. 💪 He needs to be on the podcast! Chuck Norris jokes need to come back too.
Like someone said .. if he came on this podcasts the servers will go down, Even the internet will go down bruh
Chuck Norris' tears cures Cancer....Too bad he never Cried
Lmao best one I've heard so far
Someone once claimed to be a nicer dude than Chuck Norris. Once.
Chuck Norris will go down as one of the greatest Marital Artists of all time. Notwithstanding his philanthropy. God bless him..
MrBrenman21 no he wouldn’t lol,everyone said Bruce lee was to fast for everyone he trained with,that includes Chuck Norris,plus Bruce lee was a street fighter wasn’t a tournament fighter,but chuck was one the best he’s time and a legend,
@@jamesmiles5662 Lee was a street fighter that nobody ever saw get into an actual fight. I'm not taking anything away from Lee, I'm sure he would have been a tough guy, but it's really just pure speculation. At least Norris proved himself in the ring.
Greg Bailey well there wasn’t mobile phones doing worldstar back then lol,it’s very famous he beat up two guys on set saying he can’t fight on film set loads stories guys he beat up,plus every actor or martial artist all said was quick and very good,he was training with the best around at the time including chuck Norris so he was legit,plus you say chuck Norris proved it yes true was multiple karate champion,but did you ever see videos off the fights there point fighting gay fights,with 100 rules,and all very slow,he didn’t win knockout tournaments with leg kicks so none them are real fights at all,
@MrBrenman21 yea after he woke up from being ktfo from Bruce Lee
MrBrenman21 lol you haven’t got a clue have you,first off all no chuck Norris did not do real fighting lol,karate point fighting has 100 rules to protect the fighters it’s a sport,and it’s not even knockout kickboxing either that he done also not Muay Thai where kick to legs knees elbows clinch sweeps,was just point fighting he done,real fighting is in the streets no rules,that’s what Bruce lee did most he’s moved where designed for the street,he was first guy doing Mma way before was around had trained in multiple martial arts and weapons,everyone who trained with him said was lighting fast and very good and he sparred heavyweights they all said couldn’t touch him,so your deluded mate,yes chuck legend too
Chuck Norris trained incredibly hard. You know how many push-ups that guy did every day? _All_ of them..
SineEyed 2020 he doesn’t push up he pushes the earth down
Sounds like an awful bit that Schaub came up with....
wufabufa nah Thats intellectually to high for Schaub 🤔😅
Hahaha
And still he can't fight as a little 7-year-old girl.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun in a staring contest
Hilarious. Chuck Norris just walks up to your house. "Is that Chuck Norris? Holy shit." Lol
If Chuck Norris walks up to your House - *it's no longer your house*
JJM seems like such a humble man. Really incredible considering how much he's accomplished in the world of BJJ.
I totally agree. One thing I have noticed, for a few years after the first UFC came out and BJJ exploded into mainstream, it seemed like you would just find meatheads trying to go 100%, at academies all over the place. After a couple of injuries and my buddy getting his knee torn up by one of the aforementioned meatheads, we decided it was time to leave the one academy in the area. I think it's now time to go back! I would love to attend an academy of one of these greats like JJM; to me they have brought something back to US martial arts that's been missing for a while: they teach respect, patience, promotes personal growth, i mean you basically have to leave your ego at the door, - those are all life lessons everyone should know.
BJJ will cause you to be humble. Don't get a black if your not. Or shouldn't.
@@_Chipster it’s a hell of a grind training BJJ. No short term gratification like karate and TKD with multiple quick belt promotions. Your body gets beat up with wear and tear with the constant rolling. But the sense of accomplishment is huge.
I love Chuck even more now. Great story.
He was really a rags to riches story. Grew up in poverty and overcame a lot of adversity. I loosely make an analogy with him and Tito Ortiz.
Joe Hogan Experience!
Supreme Lord Commander lmao Underrated comment !
Brilliant
After Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Island's they were just known as the "The Island's"
Jesus can Walk on Water - But Chuck Norris...He can Swim through Land!
lol, that is one that I have never heard.
That's a pretty good one to be honest.
Definitely never heard that one. I literally just slapped my knee at that one!
Told someone earlier best comment but I take it back u win😂😂😂✌✌✌👍👍
That just made me lol
Nice title. I thought this was a story about Chuck Norris buying jeans.
Warch this and see a real martial arts fighter in action. kzhead.info/sun/rNxvmqiwb4iLiIU/bejne.html
what jeans ?
@America / ProfessorAimbot; special for you schizofréne idiot! JJ GOLDEN DRAGON World Champion & Actress Jesse-Jane McParland is the fighter with the most Champion titles in the World Nov 2017 Jesse-Jane got now over 300 Champion titles, include 49 World titles) (April 2017 JJ got now 283 Champion titles unther her belt incl 21 times World Champion and 28 other World titles in M.A. ) October 2016 Jesse-Jane (10) currently holds over 240 martial arts titles and is 14 times World Champion and 12 times European Champion. Other titles include 9 times Double WAKO World Champion, 6 times WKC World Champion, WKC Youngest Female World Champion, 3 times WOMMA World Champion. And she has just taken part in a Anti Bullying Campaig for UFC. Jesse-Jane was the youngest ever World Champion in Kickboxing and Karate at age 7 Jesse-Jane McParland was also twice Female Sports Atlete of the Year. STYLES BY MARTIAL ARTS EXPERT JESSE-JANE Extreme Martial Arts MMA Kickboxing Boxing Weapons Forms Musical Forms Shaolin Kung Fu / Wushu Kendo Hapkido Taekwondo Traditional Karate JJ is honored as M A Expert with the official title "JJ Golden Dragon" (Gold Dragon is the highest title as Grandmaster in Shaolin Kung Fu / Wushu
LMAO me too.. I thought Tom or Christina was going to be on the show... Or Joe is going to promote stretchy jeans again.
Ain’t no jeans higher or tighter than ya boiiiiii Chuckie N
This guy looks like ANTONIO BANDERAS.
Jose Ureste..... lol, WHAT!? 🤦♂️
Yea I see it lol
@Jose Ureste Antonio Banderas is white and Jean Jaques Machado is ALSO WHITE. Pray tell how I am being racist?
But than a mean looking Banderas ready to pull his guns out of the gitarcase
@Marius Ipad Antonio Banderas was BORN in SPAIN which is literally INSIDE EUROPE. By the way, Latin America has MORE WHITE PEOPLE in it than the US. You DON'T know what you are talking about.
I'm a drug addict, and I've actually been looking at Jiu-Jitsu schools in my local southern California area to train at now that I got rid of all my friendsI should definitely be finding a hobby that's healthy and productive and teaches discipline and self-control such as jiu-jitsu
good for u dude, ive had my demons as well, n its an everyday process, wishin u well from out here in the 909 but originally from the east side of 323 👍🏽
I know countless people who have used BJJ/Muay Thai to overcome their demons, and you won’t find a more supportive, positive group of people anywhere else. Do it, and Good luck to you friend
Martial arts is the best hobby,great for your mind,physical fitness,self defence and its fun,aswell as meeting cool people,go for it..
The high you'll get from being on the mats will beat any shit you can put in your body
Cowboy Have you started training? Train Jiu Jitsu and pursue what God has for your time on this earth. Put away the drugs. I lost one of Jiu Jitsu brothers to drugs this week. He relapsed, overdosed and died at 35. Put down the drugs, brother. Pursue the things of God and train Jiu Jitsu. You will not regret these things.
Great story that properly encapsulates the entirety of purpose of Martial Arts . . . it's not about fighting; it's about changing your life. Couldn't agree more!
Chuck Norris’ foundation style is Tang Soo Do which he learned in Korea while stationed there. Norris is the poster child for turning his art into big success outside the dojo, he has always walked the talk.
He actually started out in judo, got a brown belt, injured his shoulder, and then took up Tang Soo Do, during which time he won 6 karate world championships. Then later on started Gracie Jiu-Jitsu and switched to Machado Jiu-Jitsu.
chuck “roundhouse kicked a bear on the back of the head” norris
It all happened in a dream of his, and the bear still died.
As a nearly 50 year old man whose childhood years remember 'Good Guys Wear Black' and the 'The Octogon', it is awesome, just freakin awesome, that Chuck is 100% legit. Total bad ass!
Ha - I remember The Octagon - his ninja brother with the kamas!
brought a tear to my eye, this guy is amazing, love JJM
You can tell real Chuck Norris stories and they’re just as bad ass as the memes.
Came here for the Chuck Norris jokes. Am not disappointed.
Get Chuck on so someone can do Chuck Norris interviews Nuck Chorris.
I read about Chuck's close bond with the Machado family years ago, in his book "The Secret Power Within," when I was freshly sober. Great book about his life, struggles, & personal victories in life!
Chuck out here collecting more belts than any fashion company on the market
Question: “How many schools are you going to give away?” Norris: “Yes.”
So what is better - the car from Ophrah or the school from Chuck Norris?
This guy's hairline could withstand a nuclear blast
🤣👌
Dude that’s the first thing I notice 😂😂
Hahahaha, I was fascinated by it. But I'm bald so probably just jealous.
WoW! Another reason to love Chuck Norris!
Another reason to love the legendary chuck.
Lol I love it when he says “Joe Hogan”. Got to love Portuguese 😂
He will be forever know after this video as Joe Hogan
Leave it to the Gracie's to sue loyal family members
Chuck Norris is a 44th degree Black Belt. And that’s not even a joke.
Jacques is a great guy. I never met him, but you can tell because he shines of no ego.
Truth. Really comes through
Chuck Norris was bitten by a rattlesnake once...after 5 long painful days...the rattlesnake finally died
Chuck Norris once saved a trapped motorist from a burning car. Chuck did not break the car window with a punch or kick. He cut the glass with his beard.
God wanted to create the earth in 10 days... Chuck Norris only gave him 7.
Chuck Norris recently won the mobile fortnite world championships, playing on a rotary dial landline
These jokes are funny as fuck asshole..
Messed up how they just Sue their own family members like that....... Money is the root of all evil
"Thank you, Chuck Norris!" That scene still makes me laugh in Dodgeball. If he played dodgeball, he wouldn't have to dodge the balls. The balls would dodge him.
I loved that scene where he has his thumb up and the woman next to him on that panel has her thumb down - it was just so comical!
Chuck Norris could not be on JRE it would destroy YT as their servers could contain that level of awesomeness on 1 podcast.
Chuck Norris is a true Martial Artist. He has black belts in striking and grappling. He has zero ego and has mentioned how humbling BJJ was at first. A living legend, glad he’s still with us.
Joe will start wearing Cowboy Boots after he finds out Chuck's reason why he wears them. 😂😂😂
Chuck Norris is the reason most grizzlys moved north to Canada
To an island...😆
@@northeastslingshot1664 no
This really let me down I thought chuck trained jits in Jeans 🤣
Definitely get Chuck on the show Joe I know you can keep up the great work Joe
I love the Joe Hogan Experience.
Chuck Norris has a pet lizard and a pet fish, theyre called Godzilla and Jaws. And when Chuck Norris does his press-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes ther world down....
JJM - the man! I have a lot of love for the Tarzana dojo. Spent a few years there early 2000s.
Dinosaurs didn't just die, they were killed by Chuck Norrisaurus.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... HE WAITS!
This video has just revived the Chuck Norris memes
Wow what a great series of stories specially at the end
You need to get Chuck in the studio!! Ill bet he has a great story.
Chuck Norris on JRE podcast. Please podcast Gods, make it happen.
Why is the JRE MMA Show #73 set to private?
Great stories. Jean Juc seems way more chill this time.
why has Chuck never been on the show ? Chuck was one of the most open-minded guys back in his day he comes from a Tang Soo doo background and in that day it was very frowned upon to get caught cross training back then, but he had an open mind and wanted to cross train to become well-rounded, Chuck and Bruce Lee were some of the first celebrities martial artist to start cross Training to learn all arts to become more rounded, and this started back in the late '60s early 70s these men were well ahead of their time....
Chuck Norris the type of dude to pass the 'type of dude' reference to Tony Ferguson
Never ever heard anything bad about Chuck Norris
How crazy is that Chuck Norris just shows up and training? Awesome!
Everybody loves chuck norris.just seems a class human
Chuck Norris went to summer camp when he was 12 years old, as he was leaving he told his dad, while I'm gone you're the man of the house!
Who wants to see Wes Watson on the next podcast??!
Hell yeah dude
Great story! Solid!!!
2:25 He called him Joe Hogan lol
great analogy fighting for your life outside the dojo...
adorei o "today porra" em 5:51 hahahahahaha
Love when he says Joe Hogan
God bless chuck Norris! Jesus loves you chuck you are truly a great man.
Chuck Norris on the show!!!
Amazing story. When you are doing the right thing the universe will put people in your life that will ensure your success
I first encountered Chuck at Maddison Square Garden at Mr. Rhee’s Internationals in 1967. I had done a little Karate in 1966, but got drafted in 1967. I saw a lot of bad Karate at the prelims, but saw Mr. Norris in the finals the following day. Clearly in my mind he was the class of the tournament and he won. Later I saw him in 1970, in Long Beach, CA at Mr. Parker’s Internationals and accidentally met him in the parking lot. I told him that I had seen him in 1967 and he asked if I trained. I responded that I trained under Mr. Ohshima and he said that he knew Mr. Ohshima. He was very humble and complimentary of Mr. Ohshima. Later I learned that Mr. Ohshima had invited his group to come to Special Training in 1967 (I think that was the year). I was very impressed with Mr. Norris. I later became good friends with his first Black Belt, Mr. Osborne.
everyone has good things to say about chuck Norris he seems like a really cool and nice dude
Chuck Norris is a amazing man
Amazing story! A good honest one with an honest lawyer? Wow. An exception to the rule. All good people. Great outcome.
I have known three people that have met Chuck and they all say the same thing as everyone else that meets him. Chuck is a real gentleman from start to finish.
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands - Now it's just called the Islands.
Chuck LOVES these guys
Chuck Norris: "I'm busy roundhousin' motherfuckers in these action pants, so heres the blueprints to BJJ, mats and a building. Make it happen" Jean Jacques Machado: "Yes, Mr Chuck"
Chuck Norris didn't buy it, he willed it into existence.
When Chuck Norris snaps his fingers Thanos poops himself.
Man it still hurts his heart that he couldn't rep His Family Name. He overcame. Now Is One Of GOATS
You need to get chris haueter in your podcast Joe!!
My friend had a martial arts magazine and it had an old photo of chuck Norris riding one of those skinny plastic football shaped skateboards on his hands ! 🛹🤸🏼♂️
The picture of chuck Norris on the thumb nail was taken at a Joe Rogan standup comedy show.
Chuck Norris Invented BJJ
Norris asked Bruce who will be the winner. Bruce said "I am the Hero in this movie, I win of course"
I love the Joe Hogan show.
This was cool on so many levels.
Where's your gym? -Chuck Norris gave it to me But where is it? -CHUCK NORRIS gave it to me I see.
Wow, turns out Chuck Norris is that type of guy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to a BJJ school. BJJ school goes to Chuck Norris.
this is a fantastic story
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer Unfortunately, Chuck Norris doesn't cry
Chuck Norris doesn’t get awarded a black belt, a black belt gets awarded a Chuck Norris.