geralt and jaskier being the comedic duo for three minutes and thirty six minutes
I turned off the comments bcos I see the same 3 questions ALL THE TIME like every day. the answer to all the questions is IN THE SIMPLE GOOGLE SEARCH. SO F/CK OFF. BYE.
JASKIER IS ORIGINAL NAME OF DANDELION. IT IS HIS ORIGINAL POLISH NAME. PLS STOP ASKING. THE COMMENT SECTION IS NOT GOOGLE.
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When your friend joins your game as a level one and you’ve been playing for 15 years carrying his annoying ass all over the map to power level him.
And your a Ranger and he's a bard
This is me, but a Monster Hunter veteran who is proficient with every weapon (And mastered my fav, the Hunting Horn), sunk thousands of hours across multiple games in the series, trying to swiftly tutor friends who just downloaded World a week ago so we can all play the Iceborne Expansion.
@@demi-fiendoftime3825 Try vanilla WOW as a rogue and taking your pally mate on a few runs. Gok was stunned with the quests we finished and the speed, he was depressed when I told them I had already solo'd them. Was nice to not stop after ever fight to eat and use bandages and the profit margin was huge.
BlackIrisBalloon what you play on I’d love to learn and be carried
This is a PERFECT analogy!! 🤣😍
Geralt keeps him around because Jaskier is a walking mp3 player.
Too many notifications.
Jaskier is just too hilarious@
Omg thats awesome your soo on point on that 🐱🐱
He’s a.... Walkman ;)
@@Icecreamandradness yaaa thats it lol
They kinda have the Shrek Donkey dynamic. One talks a lot while the other just wants not to be bothered
But they love each other
Well the first clip really sound like shrek and donkey arguing in that onion scene
@@luciellawliet they love each other too
"STOP... SINGING!"
And actually totally
I love how Geralt answers every rhetorical question he's been asked: "How are you doing, I hear you ask." - "I didn't." "If you don't mind me asking." - "I do."
I'm gonna have to start doing this
Answering those gives him a funny bluntness lmao
But ask him a real question and he never speaks. Lol
I love the little comments
His humour is so dry. I love characters like that 😂
* Jaskier literally dying * Geralt : * Clear throat * "You're gonna be ok.."
*Ready Perfectly* *Gonna Be Okay*
Who is jaskier?
@@FIRENICEWOLF Dandelion
School nurses be like:
@@Kuratius Overly Cautious hero?
jaskier’s automatic response to danger is “GERALT!”
Just like when Dwight says "Michael!"
Dandelion
Geralt's automatic response to danger: Fuck...
@@svampen7782 Original name is Jaskier, it was only switched to Dandelion for the English translations
@@carlycchapman Dandelion suits him better. Jaskier sounds like an assassins name or a crook.
“Why are you dressed like a sad silk merchant?” “I let my boyfriend pick my clothes.”
He tried but his style just doesn’t match Geralt
Lmao
Thats a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?
Boyfriend? Lmao
@@blackhook5620 he did actually.
I love their dynamic so much. Geralt loves him like a little brother no matter how hard he tries to hide it. Geralt loves Jaskier
YES
"little brother" hmm yeah right lol
@@JustAnotherLokiStan shut it
yea riiiight like a "brother"
I am biased but at the same yeah "brother" lol
"Introvert gets adopted by an extrovert" in HD
Lyn Nic heck yea!
I will reluctantly admit I need a Jasker in my life.
TheAsylumCat I am considered a Geralt amongst my classmates (apparently) and therefore my situation is perfect, as I have already found my Jaskier
It sound a lot more gay than I thought, gotta be honest
Sounds like a shitty porno
Geralt: *exists* Jaskier: Hippity hoppity, my love attention and care is now your property
Jezu dla takich rzeczy nadal czytam tę przeklęta sekcje komentarzy
Merty Meh japierdole mój rodak stworzył te piękną kompilacje o kurwa
@@VlN420 ja tylko spełniam obywatelski obowiązek promowania wiedźmina XD
Merty Meh *I świetnie ci to wychodzi*
Alkochol z kanału więctak 12 English motherf$&@ers do you speak it(I’m sorry I was so tempered but um can I get a lil translation of what you 2were saying
Dandelion: "How. Is. My. Singing?" Geralt: "It's like ordering a pie and finding out it has no filling." Best shit ever XD
YOU NEED A NAP
∑ (ﾟДﾟ|||) * offended bard noises *
And then they went on adventures together, broke their friendship and reunited. And the pie was filled with the most exquisite ingredients.
I mean, Geralt kind of has a point? Jaskier's voice is amazing, but his lyrics (which I would argue form the substance, or "filling" of songs) are... pretty bad, especially in season 1. For all that everyone remembers the chorus of Toss A Coin, no one seems to talk about how the verses contain lines like "thus cried the Witcher, he can't be bleat" and "he shoved every elf right back on the shelf" Edit: please stop explaining the context of those lyrics to me. I get what they're referencing, I just also think they're bad wordplay that thinks it's good.
@@tuesdaynext7370 there's a ton of popular songs that have ridiculous lyrics. As long as you have a good hook and a catchy chorus you've written a hit. You don't have to be an incredible poet to write a good song. Edit: plus, Jaskier asked about his singing, not his song writing. I think we can all agree he's a pretty good singer.
Henry Cavill was born to play this role. I mean he was a respectable Superman, but holy shit, he IS Geralt. If they ever remake it, he has set the standard and become the guy who did it best.
In the books Geralt is supposed to be ugly though, as far as I heard (haven't read myself). He may be like the games, but he's too pretty for the books
@@theamici it's more like Geralt thinks he is ugly. But to be fair he supposed to be pale and skinnier. Not Superman but Bruce Lee body type. But Cavill is still THE best part of the show. He is great at geralt's dry humor.
I very much prefer the version of Geralt from the games, his appearance and voice is just perfect, especially in the 3rd one. But Geralt is a great character overall, and while I have a hard time not seeing Cavill’s version as a more grumpy version of Superman, he still does a good job.
@@user-fd5nz5lo7m So like the other Witchers?
No he is not. He is good actor and I do not doubt that he enjoying it as a nerd. But this grunty SJW is not a Geralt! Geralt is phylophical conversiatonist, and he have no problem to debate with Jaskier about lot of topics. He have no problem debate with almost anyone. That relationship in the books is true masterpiece. This is just cliché relationship between grunt and prattler. In books, it’s relationship between sometimes childish talker and phylosophical talker. My appaerence problem is that according to me, Henry is too massive. Geralt should be more slim
“YOU... NEED A NAP.” This line is underrated
Gosh I died at this scene.😂😂
It's like that video of the little boy asking if his brother has had nap and then saying he needs one.
And he looked so insulted too.
I am watching this at 3 am, great timing.
It totally is underrated, a lot of Jaskier's lines are underrated. I just love the mom vibes from him its just great.
"I will not suffer tonight sober just because you hid your sausage in the wrong royal pantry"
"Dont go fishing for trout in strange rivers" or something like that
dude, i laughed so hard (again after hearing it the first time in that episode) when i read the comment i wasn't able to click the like untill my 11th try
Which moment is this from?
@@alexandersmidt5289 The party Geralt goes to just to protect Jaskier, but then winds up with all of the prophecy and oath stuff randomly.
Didn't include my favorite line of his: "Well, let's pray for her - on our way, out of town."
🤣🤣
ah yeah I knew there was something else that was funnier, missed out in this clip!
Jaskier: "This is the part where we escape." Geralt: *"THIS IS THE PART WHERE THEY KILL US!"* DAMMIT I'M CRYING 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thats my most favourite interaction with jaskier 🤣 the difference in tone kills me everytime 😂
Where is the part where im suppose to laugh at that ?
"It's onion." Y'know, cause Witchers have layers. *Like onions.*
Shrek is a Witcher then
@@vanquisher4700 you goddamn right he is 😂😂
Thinking about it that actually might be a reference XD Jaskier and Geralt have the whole Shrek/Donkey vibe so the fact they had a whole dialogue about onions is just amazing.
Omg i thought of that as well ahahahha
Polaki cebulaki
"He's a..." "Friend?" Geralt: *unconvincing silence*
"He's a... something, that keeps sticking to my boot and never really leaves me."
Lydia Hanger gum? Shit? Pebbles?
A symbiotic relationship would be the best way to describe it
@Breno Ferreira They always get stuck in the creases in my shoes
@@SillyRamen then buy flat shoes.
Jaskier is literally Geralts brother, bestie, boyfriend and mother in one person.
Mother?
@@Smoove_J I think hes talking about the part where he helped bathe him from the innards of whatever he killed that day. Idk where he got boyfriend from tho
@@Smoove_J if they had phones yaskier would want that gerald calls him whenever he arrives at the places he goes or if he killed a monster and is now on the way back and stuff like that just like a mom would do
Omg yes
Eww
at 0:18 when Geralt says "Jaskier, you're okay" he looks genuinely so happy and relieved 😭❤
Yes!!! Why is no one talking about that little smile he has when he says that phrase? He really really cares about Jaskier like a big brother, and my heart is melting
I thought he said it in a "You're okay calm down" way
I was so happy when I noticed that for the first time I went back and pressed stop and looked at it thinking "yeah sure gerald you dont even like this guy sure" also the scene when they arrived at this elf healer and yaskier almost fell over gerald reacted immediately like: oh shit I have to look out for him
@@samwashere2689 nope that was definitely a: "omg I'm so fucking happy that you are still alive I could hug you and spinn you around like a Disney princess because I'm so damn happy that you are fine but I'm not going to because I'm gerald and I'm cold and mysterious because I'm afraid to allow myself to feel and show love" Type of smile
@@aA-hq4km actually no yeah you're right
"Stay" *Throws him into orgy"
What a great friend xD
What else is one to do
I mean if somebody threw me into an orgy and told me to stay then that's what I would exactly do.
Akhmed Akhmedov gotta listen man, your life may depend on it XD
I can honestly say no friend has been good enough to throw me into an orgy and this disappoints me.
Geralt: He's a... Yen: Friend? Geralt: 👁️👄👁️
👀👄👀
He's a *deep sigh*
2:02 “ooh ya that face”
@@mariam-bk4xt "Ohhh... *_scary face."_*
*Pain in the ass
“Oh so you just let STRANGERS rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?” I’LL DO IT IF YOU DON’T WANNA JASKIER
Implying he don't wanna? Ha
I don't think Jaskier was complaining 😂
our dearest bard was just pointing out that geralt would let strangers do it
Jaskier: hOW IS my SINGING? Geralt: It’s like ordering a pie that has no filling. Jaskier: >:O YOU NEED A NAP! I love my precious bard.
OUR precious bard :)
"Jaskier, what do we say to the god of death? - GeEeEerrraAaAaAaLt!!!!"
It actually hurts, how true it is...
Truth. This should get more upvotes
As many times as Geralt has saved Jaskier (Dandelion)'s ass, yes, this is entirely relevant. lmao
"Hmmm"
“Hmmm. Step away from the bard, Faceless Man.”
“How’s my singing?” “It’s like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling.” “You...need a nap!”
Best comeback of the year
*[Stutters in shock]*
Which is precisely what Geralt was trying to accomplish
I'm using that as my insult forever
It's the best roast I've ever heard
"That ship has sailed, wrecked, and sunk to the bottom of the ocean." - Best line in the whole show
“aRe yOu pERhAPs sHoRT oF A mARble” Underrated statement of the century
geralt: it’s like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling jaskier: Ö
eva grantier YOU
NEED A NAP
Jaskier did a literal Surprised Pikachu Face and I couldn't stop laughing when I realized that.
I read it as Its like ordering a pie and fucking its filling. I don't know why I may need help
In the polish dub it's pierogi
I was waiting for the scene when jaskier was in a bar and recording a man’s story of how geralt was eaten alive and jaskier was just like: “he’s fine”
Single greatest "I told you so" face of all time.
He didn’t even look up when Geralt walked in it was the best
"Quit telling people I'm dead!"
Mhm
I'm so glad the show gave him such a fun role, he was more like important plot wise in the books and was just kinda there in the games to be funny but in this they did both
Worrying about Priscilla and narrating the events isn't particularly funny.
Jaskier was right. He does smell of heartbreak. He just didn’t know his own would be broken too :(
You’re right, being left alone on the top of the mountain by Geralt himself must be tough. He could never recover from the damage the witcher had done.
OOF.
Oh come now! He recovered just fine and was able to return to his wonderful barding, singing of life's most relatable great and terrible experiences! Unless you're implying that "Burn Butcher Burn" was about someone specific...? 🤣🤔
OOP--
@@TusaID nahhhh no way Burn Butcher Burn was about Geralt /s absolutely no wayyyy /s 😂😂
This is what happens when you cross Shrek with Game of Thrones.
this is the most genius summary of the series i've met so far
I can't help but agree with this even though I really don't want to
I thought about how Jaskier and Geralt look like Shrek and Donkey 😂😂😂
Alexander Kerkelov finally someone who sees the same as me!
Shrek is going to *Break* the wheel
"It's like ordering a pie and finding that it has no filling." He did say be honest.
*_"YOU NEED A NAP"_*
he just implied that Jaskier needs to be filled. with Geralt himself >_>
in Polish version it is DUMPLINGS, not pie :) :D
@@martynalepiesza372 Really? I wonder why it's different. Polish speakers surely know what pie is and English speakers surely know what dumplings are.
Harv Begal what exactly does that saying mean??
This actually feels pretty realistic, just about every time I see an introvert with a close friend, it’s always some extrovert who came along and “adopted” them.
Why does the wii music just bring this all together; their entire relationship is literally wii music
I haven’t seen a more bromantic duo since Arthur and Merlin.
God I miss that show! Brb gotta go find it and binge again... But yeah it totally does remind me of merlin and arthur bromance.
Mood
I miss that show
Now that you mention it , it's similar to their dynamic
Good to know I'm not the only person who thought of that comparison
"I'm NoT YoUr FrIeNd" "Oh, oh really? So you just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?" The way he says that killed me when I saw that episode 😂😂😂
Isaac Priest I mean especially because of the “lovely” part
Kevin Boyle well...it’s Henry Cavill man...
Even my dad was laughing at that scene! 😂 And we were like "He got a point"
Stinger Johnny I still think “nice” or “hot” or “incredible” would be better
Kevin Boyle true, but for Jaskier, it fit him as a character
Geralt: "Witchers... are like onions." Jaskier: "They smell?" Geralt: "No! Onions have layers! Witchers have layers!" Geralt and Jaskier are literally human versions of Shrek and Donkey.
I love how Geralt casually drops a dying Jaskier into a naked woman’s cleavage during the orgy/meeting Yennefer scene. 🤣
The smile when he realises Jaskier is okay is SO CUTE
Thank god I'm not the only one who noticed
Time ?
Sansia 0:16
@@RS-do9fq I didn't notice it, thanks
It's so subtle you almost don't see it if you're not paying attention, but that makes it all the better because he's so happy that his friend is safe but Jaskier is the last person he wants to know that he's actually a big softie (even though Jaskier has known that for years).
"I know you're almost forty, look almost thirty, think you're just over twenty and act as though you're barely ten." -Sigismund Dijkstra to Jaskier
Michax he’s almost 40?
@@aleisshiki3649 Yes, during books he is about 35-40 years old.
@@minecraftmichax And therefore in his mid-late 40's by the time of Witcher 3.
Was he wrong though...
This is the perfect--and look here, I hardly ever use the term "PERFECT"--description for Jaskier LMAO
Whenever Jaskier makes fun of how Geralt talks, it never feels like Jaskier is making fun of Geralt. It feels like Joey is making fun of Henry’s impression of Geralt. Like how if your friend was making fun of a British accent and then you made fun of their impression. An impression of an impression if you will.
Jaskier is very used to Geralt’s abrasiveness & insults, yet the second it was about his singing he’s BEYOND offended. 2:47 I love when these two bicker like a married couple. 💀
Yeneffer: Points at Geralt: This is my boyfriend Points at Jaskier : And this is his boyfriend
Jokes on all of you Yeneffer is into that kinky stuff. I'm playing the witcher 3 she just did it with Geralt on a stuffed Unicorn which aperently they had used before XD We need that story of where the unicorn came from in this show as I need to know!
"just you and me and your friend Steve" ™
@@demi-fiendoftime3825 Actually it's mentioned in the book The Tower of the Swallow I believe!! So there is a background to it :D
@@ichallengelife oh dear god 0_o
@@nonignorantsatis OMG AHAHHAHAHA
“YOU NEED A NAP” the best line in this the whole season
"Let me be candid. You are a... first draft of what nature intended, yes?"
"there I go again just delivering... Exposition"
“I brought you Apple Juice.”
"Are you perhaps short of a marble ?" Is not far behind 😂😂😂
“Hmm” is obviously the best line
*something mildly inconvenient happens* Jaskier: gErALt
Another wonderful quote from Jaskier I love is “I believe I left my…cat…on the…I’m, stove”. I forgot about “Are you perhaps short of a marble?!” And I love that one very much
Jaskier: do you let strangers rub your bottom usually? Geralt: *looks at him murderously* Jaskier: that’s what I thought
I'm sure there is many volunteers.
The line that launched a thousand fanfics...
"lovely bottom"
I'll....um... >_>.. nevermind.
Excuse me but I believe he said “lovely bottom” 😂
Yennefer: *exists* Geralt: Y O U S O N O F A B I T C H, I ‘ M I N 👉🏻
Two references in one comment. Perfection.
Love this. Honestly my 2 favourite shows atm
Ciri: *_exists_* Geralt: “...fuck.”
rick and morty reference in the Witcher video... what more could I ask for
Love this one
"why are you dressed like a sad silk trader?" Gerald *glares in Jaskier's direction*
“Three minutes and thirty six minutes” Hmmmmm
I was about to ask about that very thing.
hmm
Jaskier is the most unconvincing straight guy I’ve ever seen lol
He's a bard, he's "eccentric"
I read that in other people's interpretations of him you can say, that he falls in love very easily and gives a lot of love and affection towards his lovers, But he can only love so much and it will usually end in a week haha.
I am 100% convinced he's bi
@@renskedunnewold1995 I'm half convinced that he had sex with Elihal (or at least some flirting)
He's a bard. All bards are pansexual. It's a rule, look it up.
I love the fact that Geralt is ready to throw down whenever people say shit about him, but Jaskier can literally yell at him and he just takes it. I mean Geralt doesn't do what anyone tells him to do, except for Jaskier
And just about every booty call and apparition available you mean
Asbjørn Christensen and Yen. But I’d do whatever Yen says too :D
Jaskier is basically his stupid kid brother.
@@romanbloomfield9066 sadly I would too
Roman Bloomfield that’s the scary thing I would too lol
Jaskier is the soul of the show 😂
Jaskier: OH WE ARE SO HAVING THIS CONVERSATION” Me: “oh shit-“ Jaskier: “HoW’s mY ssIngIng” Gerald: “It’s like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling” Jaskier: *extremely offended* Jaskier: YOU NEED A NAP! Me: *on the floor dead from laughing*
Me: “I’m not really interested in The Witcher.” Me: *watches this video* Me: “I am very interested in The Witcher.”
Thats me.
I watched because of this, it did not dissapoint
me too
Ye should play the game mate, the witcher is pretty good for ye
Tetro Bro The witches games are better.
Jaskier: How’s my singing? Geralt: It’s like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling. Jaskier: *Surprise Pikachu face*
Grey Seren YOU NEED A NAP!
I read that comment as it came on.
In Polish the bit about pie is a bit different, Geralt says "It's like ordering pierogi and finding they have no filling" and I honestly think it's much better :D
r/MurderedWithWords
1:15 Geralt: "Excuse me, I have to go save my idiot."
“3 minutes and 36 minutes” Ah yes, the *mathematician*
“Three minutes and thirty six minutes”😂😂
Yeah, I would understand 36 little minutes he even skipped that😁
😂
Best click bait
bEsT cLiCk bAiT dumbfk you can see video duration before clicking
We have entered the comedy area even further
"It's onions" Geralt is Shrek confirmed
Now that you mention it. Donkey likes to sing too and annoy Sherk😂😂😂
You know it's funny, I think the KZheadr Super Bunny Hop likens the Witcher (the games at least) more along the lines of Shrek, since when they portray classical fairytale/fantasy tropes, it's in a very spoofy and irreverent way.
Ah yes "three minutes and thirty six minutes"
Lol i just noticed
2:35 "I'm not your friend." - Top 10 anime betrayals
Jaskiers "Geralt!" is the equivalent of Arthur Pedragon's "Merliiiin!"
omg i love comedic duos
Someone else that sees the parallels
I've been rewatching Merlin and I love this comparison. 😂
Francesca Williams omg yes 🤣🤣🤣
onhmygod i can hear it
They act like a married couple sometimes its funny. 🤣
They act more like shrek and donkey
DoNkEy
*GET OUT OF MY SWAMP*
Except that here, shrek is a sexy white hair dude and donkey is still donkey but in human form
The Shreker
2:03 This scene will never not make me laugh lmaoo
I fuckin SNORT everytime
Geralt: "I'm not your friend." Jaskier: "Oh really, do you usually let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?" Holy shit wtf lol, seems like that's more than just friends! XD
“Did you sing to her before she left?” “I did actually... what are you implying?”
Man i love pies with no filling
@@ToxicSkull0 yEeEE
“I hate to break it to you, but that ship has sailed, wrecked, and sunk to the bottom of the ocean”
Ivy Hoss one of my most favorite lines that I can now use on people
The best come back Jaskier will ever have for Yennefer. ❤️
That's probably the moment when I went "yup, this dude is THE Jaskier (dandelion). He's perfect for the role and that delivery was on point"
This is what friendship is. Roasting each other but you both know y'all love each other no matter what shit you go through 🤣💕💕💕 ahhh so pure. We all need a friend like Jaskier.
now.. I NEED A CRACK VID OF THE WITCHER SEASON 2
Geralt: >:I Jaskier: :D Geralt: >:[
Kinda reminds me of my relationship with my brother
Vito who is your brother and who are you
@@kurobukorera9056 Well, I'm Vito and my brother is Rafael
Vito i meant who are you of the two characters in the witcher
@@kurobukorera9056 oh LOL, sorry, my brother is Jaskier and I'm Geralt, he's like "sunshine and rainbows" and I always get pissed
I honestly love the relieved way Geralt says "Jaskier, you're okay" when the bard is running away from Yen You can't deny you little shit, HE'S YOUR FRIEND
Geralt is just the biggest tsundere.
*a tiny littlest danger appear* jaskier : “GERALTT”
Okay so I'm rewatching this because i watched season 2 and i noticed that Cavill got a better wig in the second season because the white hair doesn't look that fake anymore
Literally everything is better in the second season. Including Jaskiers character, jokes and one liners.
But his eyes look worse. Omg those contacts are awful. And his shitty ab armor.
Henry said the crew member worked very hard on the wig to keep improving it, even taking it home.
@@MisterK9739 and the wrinkly testicle armor is gone too.
@@MisterK9739 except for the dialog, plot, music, characters, fight scenes etc
“What are we looking for again?” “Blessed silence.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Missed the best part "hmmm don't really go in for that." Like it was a weird kink.
😭😭😭😭
No one: Jaskier: hahjsjskakalsjbsgahajsjveghsj Geralt: *hmm*
"Don't tell me you need another poem for a noonwraith..." 😆 "I should get Geralt. On the other hand... I've never ploughed a succubus" 🤣
I am never, ever, as long as i live, am going to get over the fact, that Jaskier, a humble bard, told Getalt of Rivia, the Butcher of Blavika, the White Wolf, that he needed a *nap.* Like he was some out of line fiver year old throwing a hissy fit.
@@jazzycat8917 does geralt know this about jaskier?
@@bloodysparkles5372 in the show? Probably not. By now in the games? Yes.
In all honesty, only Jaskier could get away with it. After all, he's the guy responsible for Geralt being known as "The White Wolf" in the first place.
To be fair, by that point he knows Geralt enough to know that the worst he will do in such a situation is roll his eyes
To be fair, Geralt did need a nap
those are great, but my favorite is: - Random prince to yennefer: mylady i dont want to degrade yor honor - Jaskier: That ship has sailed, wrecked and sunk to the bottom of the ocean (Geralt hits Jaskier) - Jaskier: Oww
Exactly, best one!
Yes! He says it so confidently too 😂
@@Mike.Ivory.Music7 in which episode did that happen again?
@@johnnyjoestar2448 Episode 6, with the dragons. And that guy wasn't a prince, but a knight.
@@johnnyjoestar2448 yeah ep 6 when they're around the campfire
The fact that the title says “three minutes and thirty six minutes” really adds to the chaotic vibes I came for
As someone who is not a native English speaker, I assume that the word "geralt" is a synonym to "help". Am I right?
lol i was like what but then i just got reminded of jaskier saying geralt instead of help or something eles
No Geralt is the lead guys (in the witcher) name in the video.
Yes, that's correct.
@@u5035 you my guy didn't got the joke
If you are speaking Jaskier's native language, then yes.
I like how Jaskier is usually calm and cowardly, but when someone insult his art he goes mad
For Odin's Sake And then he tries to insult that person... and we remember who he is again. I mean: “YOU ... NEED A N A P!!” Really jaskier??
"Calm"
@@apoliolio4568 well all artist are mad when you insult their art, they Just dont say it
@@forodinssake9570 i know, i am one
I just like the small canon fact that Jaskier has touched the butt and lived to tell about it.
‘Tis an honor.
Not even renfri managed that
Ilovesuperman jaskier slapping geralt’s ass: “this bad boy can hold so much trauma in him”
Geralt wouldn't kill someone for smacking his ass. He would, at worst, give them a stern talking to.
They're my fav chaotic besties in the books so far
As much as Geralt tries to hide it, Geralt loves Jaskier like a brother.
This show is just Henry Cavill's excuse to do a Batman voice after getting cast as Superman.
You're really obsessed with batman if you think a gruff manly voice is a "batman voice" cringe...
I guess snake is got a "batman voice" too can't be he's got a gruff manly voice it's obviously related to batman 😑
Cringe...
It's a joke. The fact that you're taking it so very seriously is cringier than anything I posted above
@@norabeckett1199 ah yes the cheap scape goat to avoid any criticism "it's just a joke LOL it doesn't matter if it has no punchline and isn't funny it's a JOKE" No. It's an excuse for your idiocy... 😑
Jaskier is that kid in high school who’s in theater, who you KNOW is gay.
The disappointment on their face when they "come out" after high school is priceless. My mate was Jason. I said no shit, did you not notice the size of the tits of the girls you "dated", worst over compensation ever.
He exudes chaotic bi energy.
OceanDream9 yes
Nah he totally bangs anyone with a pulse
@@julesmasseffectmusic I never even noticed that. Closet homosexuals dating chicks with big tits to blend in.
“YOU .. need a NAP” 😭 I CAN’T
I'm waiting for your edit of S2. This too had less interactions this time but they were iconic as usual😂
Jaskier is that meme where a Twink lays on the floor, entranced, while a hot muscular man explains something
Katie Nichole lmao what’s the meme called
Twink gonna pounce I think
Twink boutta pounce
Sarah The e-Jihadist we don’t need that homophobia here madam
@@lalalucy9497 Just report them for hate speech. Hopefully if they get enough reports KZhead will actually get off their ass and do something about it.
“And then you can have your djinny djinn djinn.” I love Jaskier so much
I really missed their harmony in the second season
That guy who annoys you the whole time you're with him but makes you feel lonely when he's not around .
3 minutes and 36 minutes “Are you perhaps short of a marble?”
Jesus Christ Marie they're minerals
Yoshikage Kira KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THE MARBLE
Yoshikage Kira fuck I made fun of that but that quote is on fucking point man 👏👏👏
i feel like this is the shortest 39 minutes i've ever spent
Ismail Abdellah that’s because it’s 3 minutes and 36 minutes not 39 minutes... clearly not adding them up makes a difference
@Tyler Hardin Read his comment.
@@TheIncomingVirus1 It should say seconds to make sense.
@Tyler Hardin XD
Omg some of u got wooshed lmao
The Wii music in the background just adds to the effect
one of my favorite tropes is the aloof doesn't care type says something and the other more eccentric character being like "oh we are SO having this conversation!" and they do it perfectly
"Now, now! Stop your boorish grunts of protest." is such an underrated line.
@Davis Whitaker oh beautiful little 5 year old 😆😊