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George Feels The Plight Of The Security Guard | The Maestro | Seinfeld

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"This is why I'm different, I can sense the slightest human suffering."
From Seinfeld Season 7 Episode 3 'The Maestro': Jerry refuses an eccentric friend's request, while George commits himself to help a store security guard.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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  • George..."I can sense the slightest human suffering" and Jerry right on cue..."Are you sensing anything right now?" Gold Jerry GOLD 🤣

    @TheStuport@TheStuport2 ай бұрын

    • lol, george set himself up for that one!

      @rsaran1288@rsaran12882 ай бұрын

    • Yap!

      @georgevarughese4886@georgevarughese48862 ай бұрын

    • That reply was next-level perfect lol

      @MountainMan.@MountainMan.2 ай бұрын

    • Seinfeld is so where I wanna be

      @larry2209@larry22092 ай бұрын

    • @@MountainMan. I wonder how long it took for producer to think of that

      @larry2209@larry22092 ай бұрын

  • I bet Larry David and Jerry actually had a conversation about security guards standing all day and turned it into a bit.

    @senorromantico7723@senorromantico77232 ай бұрын

    • Fairly sure that's how like 90% of Seinfeld episodes were written lolol; Larry David and the other writers just taking whatever thing happened to irritate or perplex them that week and lampooning it. It is a "show about nothing" after all.

      @haydendraycott7897@haydendraycott7897Ай бұрын

  • The most selfless George ever was

    @josemaria8177@josemaria81772 ай бұрын

    • And we can see where it got him.

      @user-ue4rd1mf1v@user-ue4rd1mf1v2 ай бұрын

  • Georgie boy always trying to change stuff around. Changing yankees costume and now this 😂

    @DhooomKetu@DhooomKetu2 ай бұрын

    • No one can't change him, though lol

      @redacted2275@redacted22752 ай бұрын

    • Always. *George sees something that doesn't need fixing. George: I think I'm going to do something about this. Everyone: I don't think that is a very good idea. *George does it anyways. Things go incredibly bad. Surprised Pikachu face.

      @Cookieboy70@Cookieboy702 ай бұрын

    • And every single time it was backfires.

      @RafaelSale@RafaelSale2 ай бұрын

    • He screwed over the Ross family so much times!

      @georgevarughese4886@georgevarughese48862 ай бұрын

  • Everything George touches goes down quickly 😂

    @cripplers8@cripplers82 ай бұрын

  • The security guard sleeping like a baby at the end is actually kinda precious.

    @JanetStarChild@JanetStarChild2 ай бұрын

    • I mean it was a rocking chair 💺 💁‍♂️🤷

      @georgevarughese4886@georgevarughese48862 ай бұрын

    • @@georgevarughese4886 Do you mean what you mean, or is it a means to another meaning? Y'know what I mean? ...Sorry, am I being mean? I didn't mean to.

      @JanetStarChild@JanetStarChild2 ай бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @georgevarughese4886@georgevarughese48862 ай бұрын

    • He's got a nice cheek.

      @user-ue4rd1mf1v@user-ue4rd1mf1v2 ай бұрын

    • ​​@@JanetStarChild I've never understood the saying "slept like a baby" ...that would imply that someone woke up every 10 minutes screaming/crying bc they've soiled themselves or something!🤦🏼‍♀️😅

      @zparklebugz424@zparklebugz4242 ай бұрын

  • We could've seen the whole ross family testify against George 😂

    @Axel_Kasai@Axel_Kasai2 ай бұрын

    • Now that I think about it, it’s amazing they never went after George after all the damage he did to them.

      @12Blueace@12Blueace2 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @KingDizzleLTDinc.@KingDizzleLTDinc.2 ай бұрын

    • @@12BlueaceIt was revealed that the Ross family always blamed George for what happened, so that means that they invited George to lead Susan's foundation and let him carry the lie of owning a house in the Hamptons.

      @lordalessan@lordalessan2 ай бұрын

  • STOP IT! 👉 STOP IT! 👉 STOP IT! 👉

    @steverogers7601@steverogers76012 ай бұрын

  • i stand for 8-10 hours a day at a job which could easily be done while sitting. save me george.

    @coffeeNTrees@coffeeNTrees2 ай бұрын

    • dear lord, what job is that??

      @fakename6658@fakename66582 ай бұрын

    • Are you guard too😂

      @eyyubnesirov@eyyubnesirovАй бұрын

    • unfortunately, not me. We tried with a chair, but it resulted in multiple injuries on the job

      @ringtail2925@ringtail292510 күн бұрын

    • @@ringtail2925 hemorrhoids?

      @fakename6658@fakename665810 күн бұрын

  • “Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.”

    @jsembler1@jsembler12 ай бұрын

    • So funny.

      @user-ue4rd1mf1v@user-ue4rd1mf1v2 ай бұрын

  • Might be the only time George cared about the well-being of someone else

    @UnderCeeJ42069@UnderCeeJ420692 ай бұрын

    • And it resulted in the guard taking a nap because security can be boring sometimes just looking around and when you get tired you sleep

      @willc5723@willc572321 күн бұрын

  • George is a unique character 😂😂😂

    @harshckuk@harshckuk2 ай бұрын

    • There’s a little bit of George inside every one of us

      @steverogers7601@steverogers76012 ай бұрын

    • Hes good at parking his car and he can sense Human suffering

      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539@worsethanhitlerpt.25392 ай бұрын

  • I love how even all the one-off characters in Seinfeld were perfectly cast

    @charliepanayiotou4305@charliepanayiotou43052 ай бұрын

  • George prolly got the security guard fired after that robbery... such negligence 😂😂

    @hood_TheJoker@hood_TheJoker2 ай бұрын

    • "prolly" is not a word.

      @bossfan49@bossfan492 ай бұрын

    • @@bossfan49 you square...ery1 knows slang.. get a clue😂😂😂

      @hood_TheJoker@hood_TheJoker2 ай бұрын

    • @@hood_TheJoker It's not slang. It's lazy mispronunciation. Or just plain ignorance. Maybe you really thought that was the actual word.

      @bossfan49@bossfan492 ай бұрын

    • @@bossfan49 🤣🤣🤣 .. your life must suck 😭😭

      @hood_TheJoker@hood_TheJoker2 ай бұрын

    • There could have been an explosion or maybe a nasty armed robbery that took place there that killed the next guard on duty? Kind of like the Dish Washer.

      @travisdonaldstanley6420@travisdonaldstanley64202 ай бұрын

  • That’s one handsome security guard

    @Larryberry961@Larryberry9612 ай бұрын

    • 👍 Yes he is !

      @rattus3102@rattus31022 ай бұрын

  • I like the concern for the security guard from George,in the end its funny how he fall asleep and the store get robbed 😂

    @attyla2926@attyla29262 ай бұрын

    • It wouldn’t be Seinfeld without something going horribly wrong.

      @12Blueace@12Blueace2 ай бұрын

    • Poor Rosses. I wondering 🤔 if the security guard got his license pulled for that!

      @georgevarughese4886@georgevarughese48862 ай бұрын

    • @@georgevarughese4886 I wonder also 😂

      @attyla2926@attyla292616 күн бұрын

    • @@12Blueace absolutly corect 😂

      @attyla2926@attyla292616 күн бұрын

  • When George is asking the security guard if he was offered a chair, the same extra walks past the store from right to left twice.

    @huntercoleman1347@huntercoleman13472 ай бұрын

    • Sharp eye! 🔍

      @jenniferadams7582@jenniferadams75822 ай бұрын

    • Yes, I've noticed that also.

      @joycampi7233@joycampi72332 ай бұрын

    • That sort of thing happens in movies and television shows all the time. During the production of the first episode of _Star Trek: The Next Generation,_ Gates McFadden and Wil Wheaton complained to the director that the same half dozen extras were just walking back and forth behind them while they were doing a scene, and they thought it would be distracting to the audience. The director said, "If the audience is paying more attention to the extras in the background, than they are to the stars in the foreground, then we have a problem." McFadden and Wheaton got the hint and never said another word about it.

      @Durwood71@Durwood712 ай бұрын

    • Awesome! Never noticed that

      @Whoeverwhateverwhenever@Whoeverwhateverwhenever2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@Durwood71I never noticed that! Thanks for that fun fact.😊

      @rattus3102@rattus31022 ай бұрын

  • Im with George. Give the man a chair!

    @bloodandbricks@bloodandbricks2 ай бұрын

    • No you're not.

      @scarygary-qq1pj@scarygary-qq1pj2 ай бұрын

  • I really love this show.

    @Mowgleey@Mowgleey2 ай бұрын

    • It is so good.

      @larry2209@larry22092 ай бұрын

    • Who doesn’t love Seinfeld? It’s one of the best shows ever on TV, with great actors and great writing.

      @JohnAckerman93@JohnAckerman93Ай бұрын

  • The only time George pushed his selfishness aside to make an effort (and a big one) to help someone 😊

    @davidmanion1357@davidmanion13572 ай бұрын

    • .....and that time he provided a new outfit for the Yankees......also became a fiasco.😂

      @rattus3102@rattus31022 ай бұрын

  • Anything he says, Susan shuts down, and he despised her for it

    @mr.l8723@mr.l87232 ай бұрын

  • “I can sense the slightest human suffering”. I wish I had a nickel for every time I referenced that line. 👌

    @migy5031@migy50312 ай бұрын

  • Anytime I see a security guard in a retail store I think of this episode.

    @redman958@redman9582 ай бұрын

  • Jerry had it right with the BarStool, a rocking chair is for old men to fall alseep on.

    @streamingnowstreamingnow2568@streamingnowstreamingnow25682 ай бұрын

    • ON WHICH to...

      @scarygary-qq1pj@scarygary-qq1pj2 ай бұрын

  • one of the best George's plots!

    @martihsb@martihsb2 ай бұрын

    • No it isn't.

      @scarygary-qq1pj@scarygary-qq1pj2 ай бұрын

  • Every day I relate to this show more and more

    @kirkfoley5544@kirkfoley5544Ай бұрын

  • Which one?: a.) barstool b.) director’s chair c.) rocking chair

    @steverogers7601@steverogers76012 ай бұрын

    • Rocking

      @ruthmarland835@ruthmarland8352 ай бұрын

    • Barstool

      @joycampi7233@joycampi72332 ай бұрын

    • Ok, I'll take the directors chair. But I don't have to like it.

      @user-ue4rd1mf1v@user-ue4rd1mf1v2 ай бұрын

    • A decaf cappuccino.

      @scarygary-qq1pj@scarygary-qq1pj2 ай бұрын

    • Beanbag

      @God7OD@God7OD2 ай бұрын

  • "Not bad. Not bad at all." Same line unexpectedly replied by the woman in the diner who moved out the chair invitingly with her foot when George asked her "How's your life?"

    @arthurlevine1840@arthurlevine18402 ай бұрын

  • George 😂

    @johngonzalez4298@johngonzalez42982 ай бұрын

  • Watching tv caused human devolution

    @jussikankinen9409@jussikankinen94092 ай бұрын

  • I was a security guard for Analog Devices. One day, a guard was given a mechanical clicker counter, was told to stand at a busy corridor intersection, and count every individual that passed him during his shift. At some point, he found a chair, and sat on it. Fired on the spot.

    @markcollins2666@markcollins26662 ай бұрын

  • Everyone has got little Costanza and larry inside them 😂

    @seveneey@seveneey2 ай бұрын

    • No they don't.

      @scarygary-qq1pj@scarygary-qq1pj2 ай бұрын

  • Is this the only time where George wasn't selfish? And it still backfired on him lol.

    @aperson2943@aperson29432 ай бұрын

    • No it didn't.

      @scarygary-qq1pj@scarygary-qq1pj2 ай бұрын

    • No, he provided the Yankees with a new outfit, because their old one was to warm.....and that idea didn't work either! 😂

      @rattus3102@rattus31022 ай бұрын

  • George: There's a lot of women that would love to be in your position right now? Susan: Name one! 😂😂😂😂😂

    @shareofmoney@shareofmoney2 ай бұрын

    • A lot of women who probably would like to mail him an anonymous bomb.

      @12Blueace@12Blueace2 ай бұрын

  • A swivel? I suppose he could swivel

    @mike91mdk45@mike91mdk452 ай бұрын

  • The chair is a wooden rocking chair…nothing vinyl about that! 😝

    @kathrynbillinghurst188@kathrynbillinghurst1882 ай бұрын

    • Yes there is.

      @scarygary-qq1pj@scarygary-qq1pj2 ай бұрын

  • Let the insanity begin!…😂😂😂

    @rewanji@rewanji2 ай бұрын

  • I never noticed that George is wearing the red shirt he thought was to flahsy in the very next scene 😃

    @Paradoxon104@Paradoxon1042 ай бұрын

  • 1:24 Jerry is also trying to hold his laugh.

    @whatsinname5683@whatsinname56832 ай бұрын

  • Just amazed that for once, George Costanza actually showed some legitimate concern for another human being 😂

    @noddy1414@noddy14142 ай бұрын

    • No you're not.

      @scarygary-qq1pj@scarygary-qq1pj2 ай бұрын

  • The security guard yearns to sit...

    @okrajoe@okrajoe2 ай бұрын

  • I love how Susan always knew how much she married down.

    @Tripp393@Tripp39327 күн бұрын

  • One place that could use chair, at least chairs with wheels, is the pharmacy. Many pharmacists/technicians complain of back problems standing all day at the walgreens, cvs, etc.

    @imgn8r715@imgn8r7152 ай бұрын

  • He can sense the slightest human suffering.

    @DeesonJame@DeesonJame2 ай бұрын

    • No he can't.

      @scarygary-qq1pj@scarygary-qq1pj2 ай бұрын

    • Is he sensing anything right now?

      @falcon-ng6sd@falcon-ng6sdАй бұрын

  • Stop it 👉 Stop it 👈 Stop it 👉

    @Jehoshaphat1@Jehoshaphat12 ай бұрын

  • No good deed goes unpunished. 😂😂😂

    @bcvetkov8534@bcvetkov85345 күн бұрын

  • Indeed Georgie

    @FantometteBR@FantometteBR2 ай бұрын

  • In Egypt security guards are often half asleep sitting in their chairs with an AK47 leaning.

    @alex_smallet@alex_smallet2 ай бұрын

    • No they're not.

      @scarygary-qq1pj@scarygary-qq1pj2 ай бұрын

  • I suppose he could swivel

    @markrussell0420@markrussell04202 ай бұрын

  • George is the best🤣💯👍

    @POPLSEV7@POPLSEV72 ай бұрын

    • No he isn't.

      @scarygary-qq1pj@scarygary-qq1pj2 ай бұрын

  • Nobody on this planet can replace Michael Richards in that role of Cosmo. He is gold. George is the best. Amazing.............

    @SalesforceUSA@SalesforceUSA2 ай бұрын

  • You're obviously a well proportioned individual 😂

    @crazyjoedavola5430@crazyjoedavola54302 ай бұрын

  • George George I dont know what to say 😅😅😅

    @EbonyCoulter6723@EbonyCoulter67232 ай бұрын

    • Yes you do.

      @scarygary-qq1pj@scarygary-qq1pj2 ай бұрын

  • NAME ONE

    @Vimukta@Vimukta2 ай бұрын

    • Marissa Tomei

      @matthewdrucker3743@matthewdrucker37432 ай бұрын

    • The cleaning woman

      @clhound@clhoundАй бұрын

  • 😂😂😂 gotta love George! George could of had his own show he's hilarious!!!

    @RascalsOnTheLoose@RascalsOnTheLoose2 ай бұрын

    • No he couldn't.

      @scarygary-qq1pj@scarygary-qq1pj2 ай бұрын

  • Susan- actress Heidi Swedberg was sweet and pretty 😘😘😘

    @u47mkbg@u47mkbg2 ай бұрын

    • That’s why she was written out of the show. She was too nice for the group.

      @12Blueace@12Blueace2 ай бұрын

    • @@12Blueace No. Not why.

      @bossfan49@bossfan492 ай бұрын

  • Security! In New York LMAO

    @nalgene247@nalgene2472 ай бұрын

  • This happened when I did Security for Universal Studios. We would stand all day at these construction sites to make sure they dont burn down. After a while they gave us chairs and everyone fell asleep.

    @miterbenisdurty3862@miterbenisdurty38622 ай бұрын

  • All security guards need a chair. So people can ransack the place. lol

    @user-bz6xk9hr9v@user-bz6xk9hr9vАй бұрын

  • I love Seinfeld My favorite TV show ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    @destineetyson7756@destineetyson77562 ай бұрын

    • No it isn't.

      @scarygary-qq1pj@scarygary-qq1pj2 ай бұрын

  • I knew it is gonna happen 😂

    @eyyubnesirov@eyyubnesirovАй бұрын

  • Hey, at least George tried being good for once!

    @1984Phalanx@1984Phalanx2 ай бұрын

  • We all know how this ended...

    @Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward@Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward2 ай бұрын

  • George overcorrected. A cushioned stool of sorts would've been both an upgrade to the standing arrangement, while still being precarious enough that the guard can't get too comfortable and can leap into action whenever he's needed.

    @realkingofantarctica@realkingofantarctica2 ай бұрын

  • This is one of the few times i actually agree with george

    @user-hu9vi7nk1l@user-hu9vi7nk1lАй бұрын

  • George was being nice here.

    @chr970@chr9702 ай бұрын

  • Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

    @sahanrohanatilaka7441@sahanrohanatilaka744129 күн бұрын

  • This has Larry David written all over it.

    @nelsonmuntz9168@nelsonmuntz91682 ай бұрын

    • No it doesn't.

      @scarygary-qq1pj@scarygary-qq1pj2 ай бұрын

  • Well, a man in your excellent physique won't need to sit. 💪💪

    @encarnacionvillazana3270@encarnacionvillazana32702 ай бұрын

  • This actually became a law in Mexico, they call it the 'Chair Law’. You can’t force an employee to be standing all day long. George was ahead of his time 😅

    @huizarmx@huizarmxАй бұрын

  • Tippy toe.!!! Tippy toe!!!!

    @raymondlin8728@raymondlin87282 ай бұрын

  • Not bad not bad at all

    @johncole273@johncole2732 ай бұрын

  • They should have done an episode of every side character that was wronged by george running into him again!!

    @iiamkee21@iiamkee212 ай бұрын

  • The Director chair would have been my pick. Still gives him commanding amd intimadating views. Not too comfortable. I like it, Baby!

    @travisdonaldstanley6420@travisdonaldstanley64202 ай бұрын

    • No you don't.

      @scarygary-qq1pj@scarygary-qq1pj2 ай бұрын

  • Haha

    @robertfsullivan1756@robertfsullivan17562 ай бұрын

  • Red shirt!

    @mostlyends@mostlyendsАй бұрын

  • Hold up, George complains about the red shirt...then is wearing it in the next bit? Must be something in the episode that changed his mind. Oddly, I semi agree with George. The way the guard was immovably standing in the exact ONE spot without any kind of patrolling....if someone told me to stand in one spot with no particular work objective other than just be alert and watchful...that'd be a bit torturous. Omg, what kind of chair...that's golden.

    @PurpleBox89@PurpleBox892 ай бұрын

  • George's shirt ruined my brand new OLED

    @da_jeezuss8922@da_jeezuss89222 ай бұрын

  • The intention was good, but the choice was awful. A conventional chair would do the trick. The balancing of a rocking chair is way too relaxing. No wonder the guard sleeps like a log after that.

    @PrinceofOtakus@PrinceofOtakus2 ай бұрын

  • I didnt know Dave Chapelle was on Seinfeld

    @QDStrength@QDStrength2 ай бұрын

  • I don’t think George realizes how lucky he is that he is gorgeous and pretty. George is so cute that I can look past all his nonsense. 😘 kisses to you George

    @JD_300@JD_3002 ай бұрын

    • Seriously? 🤔

      @rattus3102@rattus31022 ай бұрын

  • Who did voice of bubble boy

    @user-xd2rj1tx4y@user-xd2rj1tx4y2 ай бұрын

    • One of the production crew.

      @bossfan49@bossfan492 ай бұрын

  • After the robbery, the store manager has a mental breakdown, moves to San Francisco, starts seeing an amazing psychiatrist, meets a defective detective, they begin a rivalry, uh, what else? Oh, yeah, he scales the side of a building, thinking he's a fly!

    @ennislawrence9583@ennislawrence95832 ай бұрын

  • Is that Crazy Joe Davola entering the store? 2:11

    @BlueToronto@BlueToronto2 ай бұрын

    • Neh.... don't think so.

      @rattus3102@rattus31022 ай бұрын

  • Why did he get him the barstool?

    @HardcourtChronicles@HardcourtChronicles2 ай бұрын

  • THe best place to have an intern

    @US_John@US_JohnАй бұрын

  • a stool is objectively THE solution to the situation, not a chair, not standing, still quick on his feet if anything happens, just literally unarguable, now why the actual F*CK would he then go with the ABSOLUTELY F*CKING WORST OPTION POSSIBLE ????????????? 🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷‍♂ so f*cking absurd 😭😭😭😭😭 could see the ending coming from a f*cking mile away

    @burnacco@burnacco23 күн бұрын

  • 4:46 Yassine Chueko going Hakuna Matata 😌

    @autoblu6175@autoblu61752 ай бұрын

    • What are you talking about?

      @bossfan49@bossfan492 ай бұрын

    • 🤔❓❓

      @rattus3102@rattus31022 ай бұрын

  • Fun fact sitting kill

    @jussikankinen9409@jussikankinen94092 ай бұрын

  • 😎

    @resurection96@resurection962 ай бұрын

  • George being woke.."I can sense the slightest human suffering" OMG, back in the day there was no word for that. And now there is 💪

    @BTC.maximalist@BTC.maximalist2 ай бұрын

  • Every character in that show was a narcissist.

    @jacksonlee3771@jacksonlee37712 ай бұрын

  • First

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