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George Is Paranoid The Board Think He Murdered Susan | The Soul Mate | Seinfeld

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"That's pretty paranoid. I like it."
From Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 2 'The Soul Mate': As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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  • "The M&M should be you."

    @jokeroneninesevenzero@jokeroneninesevenzero2 ай бұрын

    • The peanut m&m 🥜 Lol

      @encarnacionvillazana3270@encarnacionvillazana32702 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @arlonfoster9997@arlonfoster99972 ай бұрын

    • George is both Mr. Peanut AND the peanut M&M!

      @bossfan49@bossfan492 ай бұрын

    • I like how he doesnt argue about it but leaves it at "right, whatever"

      @Bajso84@Bajso842 ай бұрын

    • ​@@bossfan49you're funny

      @marioiacolucci@marioiacolucci2 ай бұрын

  • Hilarious how overly paranoid he is and comes up with such a scheme, and gets completely humiliated with his accusation. Yet in the end, he was 100% right.

    @Cookieboy70@Cookieboy702 ай бұрын

    • Paranoid people usually are right.

      @anthonyvasquezactor@anthonyvasquezactor2 ай бұрын

    • @@anthonyvasquezactorYes, we are. LOL

      @Hyogasaint@Hyogasaint2 ай бұрын

    • Im there with you! 😂​@@Hyogasaint

      @patriciaburlow8469@patriciaburlow84692 ай бұрын

    • @@anthonyvasquezactorthat is the stupidest statement I’ve heard all week lol nice job

      @mdhcccc@mdhcccc2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@anthonyvasquezactorNo, you fools! They just want you to think you're right so you don't find out what they're REALLY up to!

      @MrPlow-jc4cr@MrPlow-jc4cr2 ай бұрын

  • He could’ve just asked them “why is my briefcase damaged” but not George 😂

    @darkjediMIK@darkjediMIK2 ай бұрын

    • Yeah they would be smarter 😂

      @Ze_Moose@Ze_Moose2 ай бұрын

    • Elaine raised that point. George believed they would have lied about it.

      @12Blueace@12BlueaceАй бұрын

  • Taking a day off work to build a mock-up of a conference room using a shoebox - only George could do something like that, George is also definitely the M&M instead of the power ranger 🤣

    @noddy1414@noddy14142 ай бұрын

    • You're funny

      @marioiacolucci@marioiacolucci2 ай бұрын

    • Not to mention the fact it was completly pointless...

      @grzegorzborowik6982@grzegorzborowik698220 күн бұрын

  • Am I the only one who thinks Wick made up the story about how the briefcase got damaged and they actually did vandalize it?

    @12Blueace@12Blueace2 ай бұрын

    • Yeah their story is ridiculous.

      @fakename6658@fakename66582 ай бұрын

    • @@fakename6658 Yes, it doesn't make any sense at all. The briefcase was under the table and therefore it is not feasible that a chair would fall onto it, and how does their tale explain the slightly alarmed "Hey, what are you doing?", not to mention "Dear God". Very suspicious!

      @danyoutube7491@danyoutube7491Ай бұрын

    • No, you’re not - they absolutely did. But George being proven right would be way less funny haha

      @willmaxey2550@willmaxey25509 күн бұрын

  • That M&M really does look like George! 😅😂🤣

    @anthonyvasquezactor@anthonyvasquezactor2 ай бұрын

  • So the woman exclaimed dear god after a chair hit the floor? Somethings missin!

    @rhys2040@rhys20402 ай бұрын

    • Somethins missing alright

      @davidperalta-torres3371@davidperalta-torres33712 ай бұрын

    • ​dear god

      @marioiacolucci@marioiacolucci2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@davidperalta-torres3371oh dude so true

      @marioiacolucci@marioiacolucci2 ай бұрын

    • Some crying out... "DEARGOD!!!" Shut up Wick, youll get your turn

      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539@worsethanhitlerpt.25392 ай бұрын

    • George is getting suspicious!!

      @shawnshoptaugh4907@shawnshoptaugh490722 күн бұрын

  • Our boy Costanza just never could catch a break, even the guy with no arms at the Yankees who hated him anyways had a better life and calmer mind than him 🤣

    @EZZMONEY@EZZMONEY2 ай бұрын

    • yep, not even with the bubble boy

      @chrism3784@chrism37842 ай бұрын

    • He even drove a nicer car then George 😂

      @russschoewe3551@russschoewe35512 ай бұрын

    • He drove a car with no arms?!

      @jackalthereefer@jackalthereefer2 ай бұрын

    • ok, he made up the part about the car. But the rest is true! @@jackalthereefer

      @lilboyblue226@lilboyblue2262 ай бұрын

    • @@lilboyblue226 And the guy hated him anyway!

      @falcon-ng6sd@falcon-ng6sd2 ай бұрын

  • I've never trusted Senator Kelly either. He passed the mutant registration act.

    @We_Are_Borg_478@We_Are_Borg_4782 ай бұрын

  • Jerry: "Wait. That's you?" George: "Yeah" Jerry: "I think the m&ms should be you" 😀

    @leontlangwini6256@leontlangwini62562 ай бұрын

  • i just love how George's job is to give away all the money that his fiancé would have inherited.

    @michaelweston2285@michaelweston22852 ай бұрын

  • George wants to be a Zeo Ranger!

    @SonofTiamat@SonofTiamat2 ай бұрын

  • They should've made him rewind the tape in the conference room.

    @DeesonJame@DeesonJame2 ай бұрын

  • Does everyone has a running tape recorder in their briefcase, right? It's perfectly logical, right? Right?

    @trueblade3636@trueblade36362 ай бұрын

    • What does logic have to do with “Seinfeld”?

      @waynedexter@waynedexter2 ай бұрын

    • He could have said, somewhat reasonably, that in lieu of taking notes, he prefers to record meetings. Or in this case he knew he would be stepping out, and didn't want to miss anything, but forgot to tell anyone about the recorder. A lie? Maybe, but it's not a lie if you believe it.

      @kev3d@kev3d2 ай бұрын

  • Now that's a pure comedy Greatest sitcom for a reason

    @whatsinname5683@whatsinname56832 ай бұрын

  • 3:31 “Hold it! Hold it! You’re right I’m.. I’m not ready for this.”😂😂 Gold Jerry! Gold! 😂

    @danielgreenleaf@danielgreenleaf2 ай бұрын

  • That level of paranoia, coupled with insecurity and the need for affirmation... Only Costanza

    @rjathar@rjathar2 ай бұрын

  • And?? - That's what we know. 😀😀 Really though...that briefcase suffered way more damage than a falling chair would cause.

    @bossfan49@bossfan492 ай бұрын

  • They weren’t counting on this brain 🧠 lol😂

    @frankpetizian1316@frankpetizian13162 ай бұрын

    • The TARGET of a systematic MANIPULATION and INTIMIDATION- the LIKE OF WHICH... "Im too tired for this"

      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539@worsethanhitlerpt.2539Ай бұрын

    • @@worsethanhitlerpt.2539😂

      @frankpetizian1316@frankpetizian1316Ай бұрын

  • In a time like this, George could've used an escape to his house in the Hamptons.

    @jonvia@jonvia2 ай бұрын

  • 1:15 That is the look of “I’m not buying this crap.”

    @collinsnider4179@collinsnider41792 ай бұрын

  • "I'm finally paranoid, insecure, neurotic"

    @Ivy30@Ivy302 ай бұрын

    • Do you know what happened? You’ve become George. GEORGE! 😬

      @amytprincessamygaming6022@amytprincessamygaming60222 ай бұрын

    • it's a pleasure

      @trevorsanso32@trevorsanso322 ай бұрын

  • George should have just hired Brody for half an hour and sent him to the conference room to conduct "an investigation"...

    @LB14745@LB147452 ай бұрын

  • "You're right, I'm not ready for this." 😂

    @jeremy-cb2nn@jeremy-cb2nn5 күн бұрын

  • I never understood this part and their explanation versus what was on the tape. Who would have reacted that way? Dear God! Just never made sense to me.

    @RamblinManMoto@RamblinManMoto2 ай бұрын

    • He was on to George from the start since never brings a briefcase, then picked up and smashed it which is why the others reacted like that

      @BlindGuardian050@BlindGuardian050Ай бұрын

  • Jerry comparing George to a yellow M-n-M, comedy gold!

    @arogers-zh3nl@arogers-zh3nl2 ай бұрын

  • After being told what the noise was, George leaves the room and the board continues discussing the matter. Wyck: Does anyone think George might have murdered Susan? Mr. Cross: Oh, yeah. I just assumed he murdered her.

    @4seeableTV@4seeableTV2 ай бұрын

  • 2:49 Fun in every color

    @autoblu6175@autoblu61752 ай бұрын

  • Lmao, George is the Red Zeo Ranger. I always knew it. 😆

    @TheSci-fiAnarchist42@TheSci-fiAnarchist422 ай бұрын

  • I'm not sure which backfired more for George: the tape-recorder or the Twix setup 😄

    @bajabret60@bajabret602 ай бұрын

    • Definitely the Twix 😂

      @zacharymoore3407@zacharymoore34072 ай бұрын

    • Although Larry's Spite store in Curbed is the biggest backfire of all

      @jamesrawlins735@jamesrawlins7352 ай бұрын

    • The Twix setup is one of my favorite plots 😂

      @billienews@billienews2 ай бұрын

    • "What is that like 10 Twix for you today?"

      @AlyssaIrvine@AlyssaIrvine14 күн бұрын

  • Only two people managed to be on the wall portrait that big susan and Kramer

    @DhooomKetu@DhooomKetu2 ай бұрын

    • Newman made an oversized photo of George posing in his underwear. Could go on a wall.

      @MountainMan.@MountainMan.2 ай бұрын

  • 3:23 😂😂😂

    @jessicaronson6880@jessicaronson68802 ай бұрын

    • So perfect 😂

      @OCX600RR@OCX600RR2 ай бұрын

  • 1:42 Ah yes, you always need to rewind your tape! It's so annoying. I hope that someday there will be some kind of invention that you don't need to rewind the audio before you can listen it back.

    @trueblade3636@trueblade36362 ай бұрын

    • I guess you’re not familiar with the digital voice recorder.

      @waynedexter@waynedexter2 ай бұрын

    • @@waynedexter I guess you're not familiar with sarcasm.

      @crupert23225@crupert232252 ай бұрын

    • @@crupert23225 I’m on the spectrum so I guess you’re right ☺️

      @waynedexter@waynedexter2 ай бұрын

    • Strangely wholesome

      @sirblankenship@sirblankenship2 ай бұрын

  • 3:22 become the target

    @christmas6666@christmas66662 ай бұрын

  • Notice the "Kal's Signs" sign in the background at the beginning. Jerry's Dad, Kalman, was a sign painter. Watch it again.

    @bobwerner6967@bobwerner69672 ай бұрын

  • George is hilarious🤣💯👍

    @POPLSEV7@POPLSEV72 ай бұрын

  • i love how much the foundation hates george lol

    @katie2893@katie28932 ай бұрын

  • Yesterday took the day off 😂

    @henrywhenryw812@henrywhenryw8126 күн бұрын

  • Great work George

    @jimmyzbike@jimmyzbike2 ай бұрын

  • Pound for pound one of my favorite Seinfeld storylines. So many quotable moments from it, and the phrase "metallic squink" shows up far more often in my conversations than it should.

    @justinburley6000@justinburley60002 ай бұрын

  • 😂😂😂 George Costanza is the best!

    @antakalipa@antakalipa2 ай бұрын

  • George milks everything to his own advantage…but his disappointment goes deep when it doesn’t work out!!! 😖

    @kathrynbillinghurst188@kathrynbillinghurst1882 ай бұрын

  • A portrait of Susan hovering over the conference table....lmao! Larger than life itself, a testament to the wickedness of that little low life, G Costanza! Priceless 😂!

    @willisknapick4405@willisknapick4405Күн бұрын

  • George 😂😂

    @johngonzalez4298@johngonzalez42982 ай бұрын

  • still great

    @Sibberson@SibbersonАй бұрын

  • Happy 200K

    @faustochaconmarcilla1277@faustochaconmarcilla12772 ай бұрын

  • A metallic squink

    @mozzao7860@mozzao78602 ай бұрын

  • Really wish the clip at the end cut to the part where they all say they think George killed her.

    @maximillianosaben@maximillianosaben2 ай бұрын

  • lol Jerry McFly & Doc Costanza ... excuse me.. Emmett Vandelay

    @AllanAdamson@AllanAdamson2 ай бұрын

  • Bruce Davison graduate of Marple Newtown High Class of '66. Cheers! 🥨

    @mustlovepretzels@mustlovepretzels2 ай бұрын

  • You’ll have your turn!

    @raddastronaut@raddastronaut2 ай бұрын

  • Oh help me Rhonda! 😂

    @balconiesandbellinistravel4034@balconiesandbellinistravel40342 ай бұрын

  • DEAR GOD!!

    @DeesonJame@DeesonJame2 ай бұрын

  • The comparison of George to the yellow M&M was so good. Probably one of the highlights of Seinfeld for me.

    @MrDiggityaus@MrDiggityaus2 ай бұрын

  • 1:43 makes you want a direct-access storage device.

    @thomaschristopher8593@thomaschristopher85932 ай бұрын

    • Ah, magnetic tape... The clay tablet of the XXth century.

      @VestinVestin@VestinVestin2 ай бұрын

  • George is so gorgeous that when he gets paranoid it makes him more pretty than he already is. I think he is attractive

    @JD_300@JD_3002 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂he's adorable

      @t-rexbatman36yearsago@t-rexbatman36yearsago2 ай бұрын

    • Why you think Jerry calls him Gorgeous George?😂

      @russcatt5952@russcatt59522 ай бұрын

    • We all have fetishes. No matter how repulsive they are I ain’t judging ☺️

      @waynedexter@waynedexter2 ай бұрын

    • @@russcatt5952 😂🤣🤣

      @t-rexbatman36yearsago@t-rexbatman36yearsago2 ай бұрын

    • @@russcatt5952”George have I ever told you how much I love you?” Jerry Seinfeld 😂😂😂😂

      @arlonfoster9997@arlonfoster99972 ай бұрын

  • The m&m should be you 😂

    @Renee-vq7tn@Renee-vq7tn2 ай бұрын

  • A metallic SWINK.

    @kev3d@kev3d2 ай бұрын

  • Great awaking truth god

    @user-xd2rj1tx4y@user-xd2rj1tx4y2 ай бұрын

  • They’re right you know.

    @alexanderestrada2499@alexanderestrada24992 ай бұрын

  • This reminds of my Ex, when I come home....

    @claycc79@claycc7928 күн бұрын

  • 0:00 Copyright did it again

    @autoblu6175@autoblu61752 ай бұрын

  • That's actually a form of wiretapping and it's illegal

    @underdog4255@underdog42552 ай бұрын

    • 🙄

      @Chichilovee@Chichilovee2 ай бұрын

  • Still doesn’t explain the “what are you doing?” Or the “dear God!” Or why the chair needed to be lifted above the table in the first place

    @TheBehm08@TheBehm082 ай бұрын

  • Well, if you think deep about it...

    @FantometteBR@FantometteBR2 ай бұрын

  • Crazy how these tv shows are tech museum also

    @DhooomKetu@DhooomKetu2 ай бұрын

    • Yeah, almost like time passes and you have to watch a sitcom from 30 years ago because everything sucks nowadays... Cra-a-zy...

      @redacted2275@redacted22752 ай бұрын

  • Why would she say what are you doing though doesn't make sense

    @BlindGuardian050@BlindGuardian050Ай бұрын

  • larry david is the best. and his analysis of trump is his magnum opus

    @grawakendream8980@grawakendream898024 күн бұрын

  • He did choose the envelopes that were poisonous

    @CxDubxU@CxDubxU2 ай бұрын

    • Right 😂

      @kaycharlie352@kaycharlie3522 ай бұрын

    • Not on purpose.

      @xploration1437@xploration14372 ай бұрын

    • @@xploration1437 yes he did The Lady Told Him they were Toxic and he bought them Anyway

      @kaycharlie352@kaycharlie3522 ай бұрын

    • @@kaycharlie352 but he was going to get some Elmer’s glue.

      @xploration1437@xploration14372 ай бұрын

    • @@xploration1437 He never Did Tho He just Left Susan Alone. WIith the Toxic envelopes and When he came home She was Already unconscious

      @kaycharlie352@kaycharlie3522 ай бұрын

  • M&Ms must have made some good money after this episode.

    @eaglerabbit8922@eaglerabbit89222 ай бұрын

    • That’s where your mind goes lol

      @waynedexter@waynedexter2 ай бұрын

  • The outro music on these is much louder than the scenes. Annoyingly so. Someone should either be fired or be forced to redo the audio on every one of them.

    @thorstwistedbeard6314@thorstwistedbeard631420 күн бұрын

  • GEORGE: This is a crude mock-up of the conference room. 1/14th scale. JERRY: When did you build this thing? GEORGE: Yesterday, took the day off. Now, from the time I left the room... JERRY: Wait, that's you? GEORGE: Yeah. JERRY: I really think the M&M should be you. GEORGE: Alright, whatever! Now, whatever caused the damage... was jarring enough to completely stop the tape. JERRY: And? GEORGE: Okay. That's what we know. JERRY: But we already knew that. GEORGE: Well, yeah. JERRY: Just give me some idea of what you think it could be. GEORGE: I don't know if you're ready for it. JERRY: Please. GEORGE: I believe that I am about to become the target of a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation, the likes of which you-- JERRY: Hold it, hold it! You're right, I'm not ready for this.

    @jonathanmyers2867@jonathanmyers28672 ай бұрын

    • The writing on that show was top notch, but just reading it like that... it seems so... bland. The delivery though... it makes it all perfect.

      @hugolafhugolaf@hugolafhugolaf2 ай бұрын

    • Is this the transcript for deaf lineswomen?

      @bossfan49@bossfan492 ай бұрын

    • @@hugolafhugolaf I think it is good to read, it would amuse me if I was reading that in a book.

      @danyoutube7491@danyoutube7491Ай бұрын

  • Wow

    @johncole273@johncole2732 ай бұрын

  • 3:19

    @cactuscake1323@cactuscake132320 күн бұрын

  • Well he DID kill her indirectly

    @mr.l8723@mr.l87232 ай бұрын

  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @t-rexbatman36yearsago@t-rexbatman36yearsago2 ай бұрын

  • Title needs to be corrected.

    @sstills951@sstills9512 ай бұрын

  • Georgie screwed up big time here. I think Wyck was truly moved by George saying he has good days and bad after Susan's death. It wasn't until George revealed the tape recorder he started thinking George murdered Susan.

    @razbigranicu@razbigranicu2 ай бұрын

  • They look like they were eaten away be weavles 😂😂

    @johnmichaelmartinez188@johnmichaelmartinez1882 ай бұрын

  • But he did kinda kill her by being cheap on purpose..

    @KingDizzleLTDinc.@KingDizzleLTDinc.2 ай бұрын

  • It's not a lie, if you believe it

    @OCX600RR@OCX600RR2 ай бұрын

  • Why are these all 5:13 long?

    @xploration1437@xploration14372 ай бұрын

    • Good enough time to microwave 6-7 chips ahoy cookies for 20 seconds with a glass of milk and sit down and watch a good 5 min clip while devouring your food

      @DannyP-dm1pw@DannyP-dm1pw2 ай бұрын

    • @@DannyP-dm1pw almost all of these are exactly 5:13 long. Weird.

      @xploration1437@xploration14372 ай бұрын

  • Good for you Mr. Seinfeld for facing down the WOKE mob. Gen-x loves you.

    @SpringScapes@SpringScapes2 ай бұрын

    • Jerry Seinfeld has long been a defender of comedians' freedom to practice their art without any sort of policing. Both he and Larry David are liberals. Wokeness is really nothing more than being socially conscious and considerate of people who are different from you. I shudder to think what sort of person would actually oppose that.

      @WaitingtoHit@WaitingtoHit2 ай бұрын

  • :20 what is the name of the woman sitting behind George

    @dickborg452@dickborg4522 ай бұрын

  • Is is really paranoia if George is correct?

    @josemaria8177@josemaria81772 ай бұрын

    • No, but George is so insecure that he can't let it go

      @SonofTiamat@SonofTiamat2 ай бұрын

    • In most cases isn’t George’s paranoia almost always wrong? Also, being paranoid and being correct aren’t mutually exclusive

      @waynedexter@waynedexter2 ай бұрын

  • George also has a very large ah brain.

    @user-kg8ik1qq6l@user-kg8ik1qq6l2 ай бұрын

  • Jerry - i think the mnm should be you

    @dickborg452@dickborg4522 ай бұрын

  • He did kill her tho, jus not intentionally

    @o_glethorpe@o_glethorpe2 ай бұрын

    • His stinginess was fatal to her! 😅

      @rattus3102@rattus31022 ай бұрын

  • If I told you Seinfeld featured a cameo from Power Rangers Zeo you probably would say cap. I wonder if there was money exchanged between the properties or if it’s free cross-marketing given that they were both Fox programs.

    @heydude21687@heydude21687Ай бұрын

  • I can never take this part of the storyline serious. Any real person would just move on, not go, or just ghost them… especially someone like George, he would do one of the above for sure.

    @skunkycatog@skunkycatog2 ай бұрын

    • ?

      @emiach@emiach23 күн бұрын

  • That explanation sucks. Why would someone scream " Dear God " In a disgusted manor, over a falling chair?? And what of the window 🪟 ?? I think theres a conspiracy here. 🟡 M&M

    @paulhowson8744@paulhowson87442 ай бұрын
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