Minecraft, but every 5 minutes there's a natural disaster
2019 ж. 26 Қаз.
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We gave jschlatt the power to summon natural disasters and tried to survive. It was a disaster. Go to www.teamtrees.org and help save the planet!
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Minecraft, but every 5 minutes there's a natural disaster
sorry about the whole killing the environment thing
Stal is the best disk ever made
@@monke6067 Don't taunt God with these words, you fool.
Not cool man
Stal good cats bad
oh yeah man no worries
Genesis 3:13 *"You fucked up."*
Leviticus 4:12 *“Eat the apple”*
@@mr.0511 EAT *MY* APPLE
Deuteronomy 2:15 *”That’s for not going to church, ya prick”*
This is kinda true tho
Don’t say that word
2012: Herobrine 2017: null 2019: jschlatt
sorry about null
The fact that I remember all of this-
What the fuck is null
@@SuperCoolrandomguy I'd tell you but it wouldn't be worth it
2017: Entity 303 & Null*
Favorite slimeciccle quote: "I'm not scared of him, on a completely unrelated note, I will never go outside again"
My favorite was when he killed Quackity in the final las Nevada's stream, he said something, I'm too lazy to quote it, he just said all the lessons Quackity taught him :D
“I call this the punchline, cuz it’s all in the delivery” -Slimecicle
"I saw the whole world, i saw empires rise and fall then i fell with them."
Every collab is somebody's first exposure to a new creator. That said, I can't imagine what it's like to have this be your first schlatt sighting.
Terrifying.
I don't need to imagine lol And now I have a fear of god.
Fucking nightmare inducing
"schlatt"*
This was actually my first KZhead video and i was so unbelievably confused and frightened.
Slime:" wow that was awesome, thanks God!" Shlatt: *"Y o u f u c k e d u p"*
A P P L E
Entire bible in a nutshell
F O L L O W
S O R R Y
God: Can you Build a Church? Dinosaurs: We Can´t Build a Church God: 4:02
that iphone alarm really is the most terrifying sound in the universe
shouldnt you bop to it since SOPHIE sampled that shit
I've done it, I downloaded the alarm and reverbed it myself to use as an alarm
Alex Bell what’s the name of it
AlsoHedgie I checked all the default sounds and it isn’t there, must be in the store then.
I cry everytime I hear it.
Watching this right after slime's 100 days in a zombie apocalypse enjoying a delicious, crisp, *A P P L E* ...
Yo, you still good? Did that apple mess with you???
EAT
APPLE
😂👏👏👏
@@jessicamellady7959 haha old account
The dark Slimecicle lore: In the beginning there was only Jschlat but bored he decided to create life in the form of his three disciples slime, condi, and grizzly. Jschlat bored decided to bestow to them freedom with the ability to continuously respawn/reincarnated. Bestowing upon them his apple, the was cursed to only those he deemed worth could take his place, but all those who took a bite died. Scarring the three to near insanity he lead assaults of storms and quakes to improve them against their will. Upon the throat of the scorned world Jschlat was defeated by a chant designed by slime last second to give immortal beings like Jschlat headaches. Jschlat fell to his seemingly death but he beconed one last chant to curse slime, grizzly, and condi that forever they would reincarnate in all his universal realities to go through countless trials to someday be able to partake in his Apple and stand along side him as gods. Jschlat created a new reality where a viral outbreak would consume the worlds population. Reincarnating slime, condi, and grizzly he watched from his shack to see their progress come to pass where he presented to slime the Apple again. But slimes past memories returned for a single moment, preventing him from partaking in the Apple. Slime burned down Jschlat's shack, and Jschlat gave chase... Until slime revealed his huge sword and it scared Jschlat away. Now no one knows where or when he will return nor what his next reality will be, but that he will bare fruit to those who are worthy.
Woah
Woah
I guess this is chapter 1 of the story and the hardest difficulty minecraft video is chapter 2 and jschlatt decided to create bizly
@@eddiethomas2etmaelstrom562 Maybe.
You spelled his name wrong the whole time
“You Could Make A Religion Out Of This”
Cthulhu Ftagn wait dont
this is exacly the bill wurtz reference i was expecting
Asa Palmer don’t wait, do
@@kektagonb3469 *No don't.
no don’t
I’m so fucking glad that THIS was my first Slimecicle video
Me too buddy me too
same, m8!
mood
Same
@Aidan Schirra At least it wasn't about APPLES
Who would've thought that Schlatt would return to play his role as God once again, to throw natural disasters and the zombie apocalypse at Charlie, torturing him and making him survive a hundred days. All because of this. All because Charlie dared to challenge him. All because of *_APPLE._*
The burning cross gave me such a sinking feeling in my stomach, it was the moment where I realized Jschlatt had no mercy for them, it was gonna be nothing but torment He originally said “That’s for not going to church” but when you see the burning cross, you realize that Jschlatt was gonna make them suffer regardless
Imagine eating an apple your friend gave you and the second you finish it you hear god himself say *“you fucked up.”* like holy shit
You ate an apple from the Garden of Eden. *Now perish*
isnt that like- the entire story of Eve eating the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil?
@McSenkos I think they knew that, they were just asking if it was a reference to the Garden of Eden
You summed up Adam and Eve's tale
The three mortals pathetically singing “dont u worry about a thing” in their lil dirt hut while a hurricane raged outside kind of made me die
Angelica Schuyler isn’t that what we all do every day
Lmao what's up Angelica
Wtf you got 666 likes
Well don't show this to Alexander he'll freak out XD
I give you, your 1000th like your welcome
This went from " Minecraft but Jschlatt is scary and also omnipotent " to " the minecraft apocalypse " to " We fought a demon " in such a short amount of time that it's hard to process that this was originally supposed to be " Minecraft with natural disasters every 5 minutes "
*The Slimecicle Cinematic Universe* "You remember the first? With the disasters. Hehe, what am I saying, of course you don't. But I remember well. "Condi... Grizzly... Selfish, brainless sheep that followed my every whim. But you... You were different. You resisted. Even when you partook of the fruit, you resisted. You denied the will of the divine. That's special, Slime. Very special. "I don't hate you, Slime. In fact, I might even call you friend. Though I doubt you'd say the same. But I won't hesitate to do what's necessary to make you submit. The divine cannot have equals among mortals. You will learn."
"𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖑𝖊" - God, 2019
e a t
A P P L E
"ғ u ċ ҡ" -Also god, 2019
"𝖇 𝖚 𝖙 𝖙 𝖔 𝖓 -Also God, 2019
OMFG im the 777th like.......................
Dude Schlatt had some serious Herobrine energy.
I hate that you're right
Schlattbrine
Herobrine fears Jschlatt
Herobrine still lingers. And he almost took the mind of Jshlatt
The Open Rift BRINE
New lore has been added to the Slimecicle cinematic universe so I must return to its roots
This is certainly an interesting interpretation of the Old Testament
Underrated comment 😂
Jschlatt the entire video: He’s just standing there. *Menacingly*
*HOHO*
Good greif
That’s a markiplier reference actually .-.
Daniel Parker What is?
Alright then nvm, that’s one big coincidence lol
Forgot the name of this video so I looked up "minecraft but God hates us" and it worked
Oh hey your right
i just searched slimecicle minecraft and it was one of the first results
I searched up “ jschlatt volcano “ I don’t even-
Wow your actually right
I saw this and immediately tried it, I was pleasantly surprised
Charlie gotta be the first guy to try sacrificing GOD in a volcano
The start of the slimecicle cinematic universe.. just as terrifying as I thought it would be
I can only imagine what Schlatt was saying while he was muted
Apple
A P P L E
A P P L E
*A P P L E*
*A P P L E*
Jschlatt slowly went from “hey you want this Apple?” To *”BUTTON”*
Then back to ApPlE
transdimensia *EAT MY APPLE*
CarRoT
*B U T T O N*
lol when slime said if theres a button or a apple do not eat it do not press it lol
And so begins my descent into the lore-filled hell that is the Slimecicle Cinematic Universe *chuckles* I’m in danger
The fade from the chant coming from Shlatt's mic to it becoming clear gives me chills for some reason. 20:30 if you don't know what I'm talking about.
When you wanted to go to heaven But God said: *”You f**ked up”*
or *_a p p l e_*
*"sorry"*
It was at that moment imma head out fucked up
I’mma head out you made a funny joke but you should have written What if you wanted to go to heaven But God said “You fucked up”
But it was me..... *DIO*
I don't remember this from bible study
*G O*
I do
Its from the 1 hour special
That's because this is what the goverment hides from us! The Truth!
It's in the dlc
2 years ago... - Slimecicle with friends play natural disasters mod ft. Jschlatt - Slimecicle ate the golden apple Jschlatt: You f**ked up Present day -Tommyinnit with 100 players play natural disasters ft. Jschlatt -Tommyinnit ate the golden apple directly Jschlatt: You f**ked up Tommy?!! Hayy, they always like this
i love how, not even 2 minutes into the video, Jschlatt turned the game into a biblical retelling of Adam and Eve
5:05 This is so ironic because Poppy's symbolize death and eternal sleep.
Then I need several poppies
They what
Exactly
still kinda cute tho
Grizzly knew all along
I like how jschlatt started off joking around then quickly turned into a terrifying entity meant to kill the others
Luke Thomas thats his whole brand
That’s a character ark If i`ve Evers seen one
global warming is fake
@@sylv256 and your adopted
Hey guys, I know this is is a lot to ask but could someone make a transcript of this video showing who says what, I really want to animate this, but I'm new to this whole set of channels and can't always distinguish their voices
Imagine if he had to survive 100 days of this. That would be cool.
It really would lets hope they create that
Slime: * floating in a tornado * It’s kind of peaceful up here.. *Not Even A Second Later..* **NOW I’M FREEEEEEEE** Slime: Uh oh-
Can’t believe I was scared of Herobrine when Schlatt was out there
True lol
He is the new creepypasta
B u t o n
*s o r r y*
Obama Obama A P P L E
can I get schlatts pov for that volcano scene cause I have a feeling he was just monologing it up and no one could here him
*hear
@@HeroicLeo8125 no one cares that they spelled hear wrong.
@@MorganDeacetis ok
As if he wasn’t shouting APPLE ten thousand times XD
@@MorganDeacetis *h e a r*
I love how stained brutal calamity fits way too well
schlatt is the storm that is aproaching, provoking, black clouds in isolation, schlatt is re claimer of his name, born in flames, schlatt has been blessed, schlatts family crest is a demon of death! forsaken schlatt is awakened, a pheonex ash in the divine, obsession pulling schlatt, fading shlatt comes to take whats his!
Jschlatt in the beginning: "oh, you're hungry? Take this apple. Eat my apple." Jschlatt in the end: *"Apple. Eat"*
He grew so powerful that mortal words needn't be used anymore.
EAT THE APPLE EAT MY APPLE *unholy noises*
Jschlatt really is the devil
*E A T. M Y. A P P L E*
No one like, it's at 666 l
This went from an innocent game, to a roleplay real quick
you mean a history essay
Is it really roleplay if they're just reenacting history?
Sugoi Stalin no MAKING history
Every word schlatt says in this video strikes fear into my very soul
Top 10 beings I am terrified of and want to never encounter in my life: 1. Jschlatt 2. Jschlatt 3. Jschlatt 4. Jschlatt 5. Jschlatt
*"E A T , T H E A P P L E" (Deep Breath) "E A T M Y A P P L E" (Unholy World Breaking Noises)*
That was terrifying
Where did he get his mic, I need it
@@diablo00e2 From the dollor store in the deep back of the store the code is EAT THE APPLE say that and they take u there i gotta delete this commet soon Replay fast
18:20 where it happened
@@diablo00e2 Actual response he said it's just an old xbox mic on reddit
It would be hilarious if they did this again with proximity chat. They don’t think schlatt is there and then suddenly they hear him munching behind them.
we need it
That would lead to someone actually crying
*iPhone alarm plays from behind you*
@@mantacid1221 oh *god*
Omg yes 😂
My theory for the SCU (slimecicle cinematic universe), jschlatt was granted the power of being god, the was sealed away by slimecicle, but, he found a way to grow more and more powerful eventually breaking out in the 100 days video and the dimension slimecicle died in in 100 days was the very place he was sealed. Also, schlatt watched interstellar in the dimension he was sealed in
14:30 apple 1 14:56 apple 2 *with intense music* 15:13 funni apple3 15:29 apple 4 15:35 apple 5 15:45 carrot 18:20 EAT THE APPLE EAT MY APPLE *satan has joined the chat”
What if, you wanted a dog But god said ‘ *B U T T O N* ‘
what if you. wanted to go to heaven. ☝ but god said. *a p p l e*
@@ultradriplorddk7800 what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said *c a r r o t*
@@cllncl what if you. wanted to go to my meme heaven. ☝ but i said. *Z 🅰 W A R U D 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾*
E 🅰️ T T H E 🅰️ P P L E.👿😈🍎
@@JoeDBro ok. What can there go wrong?
the “free falling” thing as he was falling with everyone yelling in the background is the most chaotic thing I have ever witnessed
(Horrific Kazoo Intensifies)
Omg I laughed so hard, it's prolly the best part of the video 😂😂 although any part when they are all screaming could be the best, too
Commander Smith The intro is the best but that part is a close second.
I love how in every vid of a intense thing Schlatt is always the GOD or THING that does it and he always tries to do his best at acting
Slime Cinematic Universe?
I like how at the beginning it was just “that’s for not going to church you pricks” and by the end he was an unforgiving god that destroyed everything in his patj
It’s fucking official I’m building a church for schlatt
I mean, have you ever read Revelations?
Please edit your comment if you did not have a stroke at the very end of it
The evil God The unforgiving jschlatt *Jschlatt the hateful*
@@greenbozoa5797 *Jschlatt.* *God of destruction and hatred.*
I love how schlatt quickly went from their god to a satanic demon trying to kill them 😂
Its sounds like a god to me tbh
sounds like the First testament God to me
I am SO happy jshlatt and Charlie called back to this video! I died laughing when he said my favorite line.
Really had to come back to this video after that roller coaster
"I'M GOING ON A HUNGER STRIKE! AGAINST GOD"
"C a r r o t"
"Oh! I mean, sure"
what if you. wanted to go to heaven. ☝ but god said. *a p p l e*
JUST EAT THE APPLE SHINJI
Never seen a most terrifying thing like jschlat rising out of a volcano while unholy music plays in the background
The Music is called "back to slime" pretty much most of them are from terraria calamity mod
@@jupitersubmarine isnt it stained, brutal calamity by DM Dokuro? Calamity mod music, yes
Erik Peanutbutter the one they're talking about isn't from calamity mod but yea
Przemysław Nowakowski Actually it’s just a Gregorian chant
this is the actual chanting kzhead.info/sun/ipGhoqageGaOnoU/bejne.html
This video was very important for the slimecicle lore.
It all makes sense now.
This has more of raw emotion than most Hollywood movies
You are spitting facts my man
I think most of his videos do
he also god
"I saw the whole world. I saw everything. I saw knowledge. I saw power. I saw empires rise and fall. And then I fell with them." That's a line that will never be matched by anything in film, and it comes from a minecraft video about a dude terrorizing his friends.
This needs to be a Hollywood movie
"Its kinda peaceful up here." _"uh oh."_
E.Claire FREE FALLING
Peter free running
Stinky
@@coreyyamaguchi8787 pooooop
@@theyhategwa ahahahaha
I literally have a playlist of this vid, the vid where blocks fight back, and the vid where they roll a 100 sided dice. And I’ve watched it more than 100 times, and still love it all.
Jschlatt just always knows how to be the most terrifying, hilarious, and most amazing villain ever and I absolutely love it
“i saw empires rise and fall, and i fell with them” is such a metal line i can’t believe it came from a minecraft video
Holy fuck, you're right
threelastnames This is the same energy as “I will face god and walk backwards into hell”
Time on the video?
@@asbestosfish_ the time?
Groovey 6:44
1.This gave off supernatural vibes. 2. This was the most hardcore roleplay I've ever watched.
Roleplay? This is historical footage!
To this day I'm disappointed that Charlie didn't say "climate change is Among Us"
Re-Watching this after the 100 days video because lore
“It’s kind of peaceful up here” God: *That’s illegal*
611 likes but 2 comments wow what a first
lmao he went in to grounds direction on purpose instead of the water
Schlatt is one of the most cursed beings I've ever seen. Never have I ever experienced such a sense of second-hand anxiety from the mere presence of this man. I am not well.
wow, first comment
EAT
@@averageaudienjoyer e a t t h e a p p l e
cwdovahkiin im grateful this vid popped up my my recommended
Hes kinda like bearded expense
There is somewhat of a recurring story here whenever Jschlatt is in a video (or whatever tf happens in "I beat the hardest minecraft difficulty we made"). Slimesicle refuses an offer from Schlatt (deity or other powerful figure) and then Slime dies, the reincarnates into a somewhat similar body, and thrown into a new situation each time.
I love the voice crack at 9:59, because that is practically impossible to fake, so it was real fear
That’s a truly terrifying moment though: Humanity, thinking that it’s killed the God they once feared by stripping it of its power, watching as it rises from the lava untouched and no signs of damage.
I shivered.
I now know what the romans felt when they found out Jesus rose from the dead; it is terror, true unholy terror.
That would make a good scary ending to a movie
okay lobsterperson249
@@rithiedalip6140 *A P P L E*
"I saw empires rise and fall, and I fell with them." is such a raw fucking quote that I legitimately cannot believe that it came from a minecraft gameplay video.
Not even that, it’s a fucking Minecraft shitposting video
yeah jesus
Plz someone stamp the time
@@tales_zero_miles Here: 6:43 Have fun.
@@thundrr1929 oh thank you,
I like how at like 6:30 or something he says he’s seen empires rise and fall and he fell with them, and in the end of las nevadas he said that too
"Hey if you die your bad luck goes away" "Hey maybe noone take that advice" lol
Schlatt is the CLOSEST thing KZhead has to an Old Testament God
Hey a recent comment not about the Carson situation
somewhere in the video there is probably a biblically correct angel
What about Shadman?
@@askgoverntale2298 The Devil
@@DarkRayquaza121 no.... Even the devil fears Shadman...
4:54 poppies often symbolize death. how fitting.
Exactly what I said in my comment. Glad to see that our minds think alike.
Great minds think alike
@@Blob69 so do pretentious fucks.
@@girf4233 Dickhead
Girf 👁👄👁
anyone else here from charlie’s masterful movie he just released?
I can't believe that the SCU is connected
“I’m going on a hunger strike against God” is such a powerful statement
Yeuh
Not special africa has been doing it longer
Therealgray11 👁👄👁
Jesus did it first but against the bad guy
It really is
"Hey if you die your bad luck goes ayay" "Hey maybe no one take that advice"
Halbarró y Zanty' already have
So I just uploaded a minecraft funny Moments video where the Floor appears to be lava. I'm a new youtuber and I'd appreciate it if yall could check it out and drop a sub or like. But n[] girls, I swear if I see one girl
A meme Machine yeesh no need to be so aggressive
@@soa0 reported for advertising.
I just came back and rewatched this vid and i got to 20:12 and Charlie just whispers "The world is on fire, you know it's him" and im like 'excuse me that is actually lowkey terrifying'. I only ever see people quoting the falling with them or the poppy part and i feel like this one should be used more
Grizzly: don’t go this way! Charlie: *going this way*
Title: minecraft but every 5 minutes theres a natural disaster Video: *three young warriors have to face god himself in order to stop his chaotic actions*
XD yet they all fail
《L i l l y》 that is not a god he is a demon
But they fail. Really dissapoitinly. y e s
You pfp though... jack stauber
More like Satan tbh
This was legitimately my first time seeing Jschlatt in anything when I first watched it. I have been frightened ever since, and it it's still the most frightening Jschlatt experience I've had, including those involving the Pope.
Jsclatt is a mysterious entity with unexplained power
A p p l e
this was the first time i saw the almighty schlatt too-
The dream smp has had alot of evil schlatt
Same.
This is so interesting to watch after the zombie apocalypse video!
Charlie: I will never be safe from myself! Me: That’s true enough.
Is this what matpat was talking about when he said jschlatt is a karmic force of nature that punishes people?
Yes
Yes
When did he say that?!
@@pipedream2556 in the dream SMP Theory video
Yeah
I love how jschlatt went from, “Here have an apple” To, “EAT. A P P L E”
Yosumaru ok nyoomer
Yosumaru not how you’re supposed to use that
Yosumaru you’re a comedic genius
@@aitsu_nojayjay ... You join 1 year ago and you calling him a zoomer wow ok loser
@@dominickmorsell7319 ok coomer
Weird to think this got a sequel
I like schlatt's interpretation of god more because instead of warning the first few humans to not eat the apple and then kicking them out of the garden of eden, he literally gives them the apple and then destroys the planet just to fuck with them
*”sorry”* - God, 2019
What if you want to go to heaven but God said.... SoRrY
Big mood
Button. - God, 2019
What god said when my mother gave birth to me, lol
“Button” -God 2019
Not Funny Stop Quoting
Stop, stfu
“Apple” -God 2019
@@fedor6514It was pretty funny
"Ooh, an apple" -eve
The beginning of the "Slimecicle Cinematic Universe."
The fact that the apple joke still played into a video that was 2 years after this
‘I’m going on a hunger strike. *AgAiNsT gOd.’*
isnt that just fasting though?
Ethiopians have already been doing that :|)
C A R R O T .
@@combatsportsunited4123 Fasting is a unique exercise I don't understand, but it has a purpose. I forget what
@@combatsportsunited4123 In Fasting you actually eat so it can't be a hunger strike
This turned into the weirdest anime I've ever seen real quick.
this is honestly a great anime
i hate this comment.
@@skimpskomp r/thanksihateit
Can't wait for season 2!
In a world where God isn’t so merciful as you thought
Schlatt: "take this apple" * War flashbacks *