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"No puns in the comments" Ok crapkan
lol
fuckkan
@@darkdragon5642 doesnt work
@@gabrielmcghie5310 yes, it does
@@dimlydumbor934 how?
When Kapkan dies he’s “fucking dead”
deadkan
That’s pretty Capkan
Bruh,The bluntness on that pun makes it funny
okay that one's pretty good
Clappedkan
*walks up to hostage* “Look, I promise you we’ll get you out of here alive” Hostage, panicking: “h-how can you be sure?” *explosion* *body flies thru door frame* Kapkan: “just a hunch”
"A minor hunch to say the least"
Sounds epic tbf
*fuzes balls roll in* Oh fu-
@@stlegion-mz2ss his *what*
@@lazyowl9616 yeah, phrasing
When Kapkan wins a match all by himself “Welp that’s a wrapkan”
That was actually pretty goood(:
I just lost it
Okay, thats a good one right there.
Wowwwwwwwwwwww
why do you have 919 likes on the comment but only 5 replys?
Booby trap backwards is party boob. Thank you for your attention.
It's actually yboob part, get your facts right you pototo
Brev Ting Bled no
Brev Ting Bled are you ill in the brain
Brev Ting Bled are you Fucking IRuma that can't clean
Julien Greco BEST COMMENT OF THE YEAR PERIOD
4:53 badger: “don’t make bad jokes” also badger: *trapkan*
Oml
Ikr
Every one of of his videos ever
KAPKANJOKESONLYCOMMENTSECTION.com
Welp, that's cause it was a joke.... He was being sarcastic,
“When Kapkan hides in obj the whole round” Campkan
Why are you people like this
When kapkan pushes something off a table he's...katkan
Good one I dont want to like it the because it is at 69 likes
@@austinwendl9798 understandable
Good one 😹
@@payne267 is ur pfp joshua or no?
@@Average-Friday-Enjoyer yuh
Who can climb the wall? Mexikan
Ice will catch his ass and then throw him back over the wall
That is ... GREAT
Yikes
OMG THAT'S A GOOD ONE
b0us pleas gibbe da 100 subscriblles the one joke that deserves the most gets the least
Widowmaker: One shot one kill Kapkan: One mag one kill
Lmao
One drum one kill
Mag-cann
Kapkan: one trap five kills
When kapkan trains with finka and gets beaten to near death he's called slapkan
When kapkan drinks alcohol he’s “drunk”
Beerkan
@@nova661 God what the fu
@@nova661 you ruined it
@@crypticshark8327 you're welcome
if he was a pirate he would be a drunkan sailor
When kapkan steps on a lego he’s... On the ground crying
Sadkan
BLYAT CYKA Kan.
Yes
Despacito 2 the Despactio-ing, da
L
When it’s been 3 years and people are still making kapkan puns
Yes sir
When Kapkan workout he take a lapkan
When Kapkan hacks he's... Banned
When Kapkan make tiktok. He WAPkan
When kapkan becomes British he's chapkan
When kapkan is a good at freestyling he's rap kan
POV: its been 5 years and people are still making Kankan puns
When you 1v5 another team, it's called a Clapkan.
Look at my pfp That is my expression
@@mranxiety9995 lol
Badger: "I've heard every Kankan pun." Me: "Taxevasionkan"
Kankan
Homosexualkan
Cankan
Yea
This made me laugh, xd
-"one friendly operator remaining" Kapkan: * slowly turns into kapkan't *
Kapkan goes to a restaurant,while he’s eating he gets some food on himself,guess you could say he needs a napkan
Kapkan: *wipes his mouth with a napkin* Me: HE NAPK- Badger: i swear to god.
*N A P K A N*
Noice
Yes
It bo go bown
Napkin
2017: Trapkans EDD's can blast people away 2019: i mean, i guess they sting a little
*When your a kapkan main and get trap kills a lot* Yeet
@@voidedlegacy7209 Wat?
Steps on how to play kapkan 1.Plant bomb traps 2.Hide and sit on you're ass 3. watch the camers and laugh at you're enemys when they trigger you're traps 4.survive 5.get MVP ALWAYS WORK'S
@@mbilowan Are you a sausage user. The statisticaly best shoty in the game.
Sad but so true
When Kapkan smacks an operator and records it, he’s Slapkan Arrested for assault and battery
When Badger picks Kapkan and ends up winning a 1v4 3 rounds in a row: Badger: "That was the Kap-plan!"
"Red lasers are easy to see." Aha, try being colorblind.
Ichor Knight protanope?
@@pedrop4174 yup
The lasers are invisible now
I’m deutronopia and it’s green for me so it’s not too bad
Is you name from terraria ? Cause it sound like it
When Kapkan’s getting an MRI he’s Kapscanned
underrated
KAPscanned*
"No puns in the comments" Aw, guess I better go take a napkan
The first but ultimate version of the joke. Blyat Kan.
When Kapkan is Kapkan he's Kapkan
I like your pun
Facts
Gotta sub for the quality joke and supreme profile picture
True
Um
When Kapkan does not come back he’s Dadkan *crying*
penguin jesus You waited too long for this shit, the Pun Army needed your ass two years ago 😂
You deserve more likes 😂👌
Jacob Baronich IKR
You are fuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Lovely
When Kapkan goes out in public, he’s maskan
When Kaplan downloads an app he’s appkan
When Kapkan is reading a map he’s, “Mapkan.”
If kapkan has a smart phone. Appkan
No, dude. If kapkan was an apple product... iKan
👌👋
Me: Okay, I have to come up with a good Kapkan pun. Everyone: *FAPKAN*
Thought of that too when this video came out
Lol same
Same
When He Runs A Lap He’s... *LapKan*
When Kapkan is a navigator he’s: Mapkan
Badger: no puns pls Everyone: you forgot SLAPKAN
When it’s been 6 years and people are still making Kapkan jokes 💀
When kapkan is thirsty for oil Amerikan
That's a reach
HECC
@@idkwhattosay1243 heck HECK
Sean Taggart HECC is just better
Kai Darell when kapkan’s invading third-world countries for oil, he’s ‘Merkan... yeah. Quite the stretch. Fml.
When he says he’s heard all Kapkan puns “ 🧢 kan”
Nice.
What's the emoji? My [mobile device] can't display it.
@@thepan4ever a cap
@@chrislacour4345 oh okay, thanks.
Cap
I remember playing Siege the day right before they nerfed his traps to only doing 50 damage instead of insta-killing opponents
when kapkan is making chicken noodle soup, he needs a kapkan opener
Badger: No Kapkan Puns Everybody: *Insert Kapkan Pun Here*
YEETTTTR
Blyatkan
"its only stupid if it doesn't work" has literally been my family's motto for years
Hey same!
“Family motto” sounds already kinda stupid
Edoardo Ferrari that’s why it doesn’t work
Bruh same
And mine lol
When Kapkan sleeps it’s napkan
Dang it already said
Badger:I've heard every Kapkan Me:kapkan
Fun fact: Kapkan's Entry denial devices use nails as shrapnel.
I saw that on a vid once where this guy was explaining ops
Oh, that's actually pretty cool
honestly nails are more deadly them shrapnel because nalis are freaking sharpppppppppp
Fun fact: nobody asked
Jk
2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3, Why does everyone keep dying 'cept me? Guess you could say Badger became "Rap-Kan."
If he puts down an EDD it's a Trap Kan.
Stop that
I thought of rapkan
That was pretty good
Kapkan is basically like the lone Wolf operator in rainbow six siege
Kapkan gets on the mic with a sic beat. Rapkan
When kapkan greets the homies Dapkan
Suppressed shotgun? You mean T-Shirt cannon?
nintendomario007 the sasg or sausage is amazing
nintendomario007 Uighur shouldth killith thy selfithhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh💦
nintendomario007 holy shit 😆😆😆😆
I thought it was the BB gun 😂
When kapkans at the strip culb Lapkan
Slapkan, fapkan....
cringy content v
cringy content nice one
Thanks to you, I started playing R6. And you are awesome
Badger is just fortuneteller: 3 ideas about buffs out of 3 came to life. Waiting for video about KapCan in 2021-2022.
5:03 he’s on his 2nd bottle of vodka I died out laughing 😂
When kapkan sees IQ bent over *SLAPKAN*
When kapkan gets nudes he is... Fapkan
Hunter Prokurat damn it. Beat me by 8 hours
@@metroidhunter965 Damn it. Beat me by 8 minutes
Shadman Uddin u mean fapkan
@@spottus damn it beat me by 8 seconds
when kapkan high-fives his bros, he's dapkan.
Chris Brown's main? Slapkan
I like to Sweep I HAD TO PRESS READ MORE TO SEE THE PUNCHLINE no regrets
when I play kapkan he's crapkan
I like to Sweep dirt.
I like to Sweep dude I'm literally dying
I like to Sweep dude I'm literally dying
*insert Kapkan pun*
TheGrandOracle *FapKan*
What kapkan't do?
Well I can't make any puns, but Kapkan..
His favorite kind of music is Slavic Trapkan...
Damn he's really slow, I'm gonna call him Fatkan from now on...
5:11 what's interesting about that emote is that it was recycled into wildlands or vice versa. No clue which game came out first. But a small detail only a few noticed.
Badger: “Kaplan is slow as molasses” Me: *sapkan*
When Kaplan gets puns about himself he's Depressed
Yes
When Kapkan gets a triple spawn perk kill he’s *peeki breeki*
James Pople jjjjjjjj
That got real
James Pople k
Kapkan ate something. Now he needs a Tissue
???
OOF
@@dead_shot_475 everybody tought he was ganna say napkin but he didnt that is the joke
NaPkAn
@@madmadix7993 r/Woooshhhh
I come back to this shit to still find new puns y’all a special breed
I’ve heard every Kapkan pun. 🧢kan
When kapkan goes incognito he's fapkan
Wow
What sorry I thought I heard my name
@@TanMan just wow
Lame
Wow... I love it Lolololololololololololololololololololol
A Kaplan ace requires you to kill 4 people because the 5 guy rage quit after hitting a mine the round before.
Scrappy4theWin So True
Scrappy4theWin perfect
+Beatz you cleaver dragon pic disgrace
It's been over five and a half years.... why are these Kapkan jokes still funny to me?
That suppressed shotgun montage was niiiiiiicccccceeee
Kapkan watching anime, Japkan
Bad Kapkan jokes, Crapkan
Go back to 1980s pacman
Ya had to go there >..
anime or kanime?
I'm a Kapfan.
2:05 when ya boi fuze comes back with the vodka
xXMemez_R_DreamzXx :P hahahahaha lolololo
Do you know that song?
xXMemez_R_DreamzXx :P ()()f
When Kapkan gets left alone for too long he is Fapkan
These Kapkan puns have truly kaped
When kapkan puts on a dress hes Trapkan
good o,l bottle of bleach hes trapkan when he places a trap aswell
Gay
good o,l bottle of bleach nice
When he melees he's slapkan
Kapkan means trap in Russian, sooo....
If only Kapkan has a shield and lived in America, he would be called "Capkan Amerika"
*Russia
Capkan America" of Russia.
XxGalaxyBoyXx Wouldnt it be Capkan Amerikan
.
ummm...dont you mean "Capkan Russia" ?
Best part is even though Kapkan has seen a lot of updating, lots of this still applies
when kapkan melees an enemy hes 'slapkan'
When Kapkan kills an enemy through a wall without sight lines he’s: Called a hacker and banned from the server
He's Hackkan
@@bencenagy5459 get cancer
Kapbanned
@@dogemon5393 I love you
420 likes
Badger: dont put jokes in the comment section cause I've probably heard them and I might just disable them altogether Also badger: doesn't disable comments Comment section: so you have chosen death
More like puns
@@Nico42048 The sweet embrace of death would probably be a better choice, to be honest
Laughkan
don’t*
No U we got an *AcTuAlLy* Andy over here
Me: can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don’t know, KAPKAN you? *puts EDD in teachers lounge*
Can we just appreciate that Kapkan would make a great home security system? I mean sure it's explosives, but let's say a burglar decides to break in, he's gonna have a blast.
British Kapkan: Old Chapkan.
Jack Cotterill 👏👏👏
American kapkan Yankan
+Tommage more like 12 year old Kapkan
When Kapkan beats up his son he's Domestically abusing his son he needs help U can sub jus sayin
*Yes*
When kapkan kills younglings he's Anikan
Kan
Tapkan
ChonkaFN good pun ...oh wait hold up.
Kapan when he releases a SoundCloud album: rapkan Kaplan winning an ace easily: clapkan
came back 6 years later to say: who kap can? kan.
When Kapkan has food on his face he needs a... NapKan
Mike Edward c
He said it on the video , so no.
Mike Edward when Kapkan is tired he needs to take a nap-kan
Mike Edward W
Mike Edward here a pun I'm jeffkan do I even pun no I don't
What do you call a Kapkan on Cameras? . . . . Kapcam
SPARTAN It should of been kapcam
RCKTBNY thanks for that, I edited it
But can Kapkan Kankan?
SPARTAN k
SPARTAN camkan
When kapkan breaks a bone hes "snapkan" ... Ill stop now
What fixes moral obligation? Sickness, what helps ya heal? A nap-kan
When Kapkan gets carried he's Trashkan
When kapkan wakes up hes fapkan
Uno_A. Ham best one
I LIKE THAT!
That’s funny
what's kapkans favorite kind of music? trapkan
Gibbypastrami kan you not?
Taran Grube lol
Gibbypastrami You mean "rapkan"
Grandhustleking never heard of trap music???? rap works too ig
Gibbypastrami sorry i meant to infer, not modify.
when kapkan evolves in a place hes, adaptkan
When Kapkan gets hit with sledge hammer. "Well that a Bapkan"
when Kapkan turns black, RapKan when Kapkan is home alone, Fapkan when Kapkan is on the toilet, CrapKan
CaptainFrenchFri you need to stfukan
CaptainFrenchFri u
3:07 Two minutes of Kap and Mouse
Clap clap clap clap
Bager: "I'm not saying Russian operators are the most fun" Everyone who plays a russian operator: *Holy russian music stop* Also Ironic since one of Badger's favorite operators (as far as Ik) Is Fuze
And he is called the RUSSIANbadger
1:52 "You picked the wrong house fool!!!"
When I dunk on the enemy team call me Shaq-can
StopYouViolatedTheLaw a wanking kapkan Fapkan
I was only young operator I hailed Tachanka so much, I had all the headgear and charms I pray to Tachanka every night before vodka, thanking him for the liberation I've been given "Hail Tachanka" I say. "Glory to Motherland" Papa hears me and he calls me communist I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to motherland. I called him capitalist pig He team-kills me and sends me to the ground I'm down now, and my blood loss is slowed I lay on ground and it is St. Petersburg winter A power is moving to revive me I hear something yell to me It's Tachanka I am so happy He yells in my ear "LMG MOUNTED AND READY" He grabs the round magazine, and puts it on the tripod I'm ready I put up barricades for Tachanka He penetrates the wall It takes away a lot of cover but I allow Tachanka I can hear the enemies' death as my heart starts to feel strong I cover his flank I want to help Tachanka He roars a mighty laugh as he fills the enemy with bullets Papa walks in Tachanka looks him in the eye and says "RELOADING" Tachanka is ace Tachanka is Lord, Tachanka is glory.
Aris North how long did it take you to think and write that I would love to know
Aris North "it brings tears to me eye"
Maddog 4320 Too long
Aris North Tachanka is love, tachanka is life
Maddog 4320 check out shrek is love shrek is life
When Kapkan’s on the toilet he’s: KRAPKAN
Five years of siege later I'm still a kapkan main cause of this video 10/10 👍
Ok what does Kapkan and a can food in Soviet Russia have in common There’s only 1 left
jhall the dank train Ok.
jhall the dank train The joke should've been KrapCan.
Lol
jhall the dank train true
Lol