Film Theory: How To SAVE Jurassic Park (Jurassic World)
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The tragedy of all the lives lost at Jurassic World could have been PREVENTED! That's right! If they had followed the real world rules of Zoos and Theme Parks, we could be going to see some IRL dinos RIGHT NOW. Instead, I trudged through the rules and regulations to figure out how to run a SUCCESSFUL Jurassic Park.
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Imagine if the og Jurassic trilogy was actually called Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretacious Park.
Trust me it would have been Much less popular
Actually Mesozoic combines all three of them so it really should be called Mesozoic Park
@@baryzilla5875 did this franchise ever really care about accuracy? XD
@@joshvonbosch no take Fallen Kingdom for example
@@baryzilla5875 in which case is fallen kingdom more accured then the old movies?
MatPat: Fixes JP's problems and stops the movies Steven Spielberg: That wasn't very cash money of you
Underated comment
Mindy Bayes extremely underrated comment
In the box office, no, it wasnt. But the park itself was extremely profitable!
literally
Don’t you mean CP
I remember Dr. Wu saying he used tree frog DNA to make the indominus live in a tropical climate so he could have done the same for the raptors to make them more comfortable
True, but then again the Indominus was essentially a prototype bioweapon he was commissioned to make. Having been taught by his time at Jurassic Park and his own prior experimentation with hybrids, Wu more than likely knew what the DNA he planned to include in it did to the animal's physiology, which in the case of tree frog genes would be to allow it to camouflage itself from thermal scans. That doesn't sound like a useful trait for cataloguing zoo animals with the infrared security systems in the paddocks, even though it's *ideal* for a weaponized chimera like the Indominus. If Jurassic World's geneticists really wanted to have the animals acclimate to a tropical climate, why not turn to heat-tolerant bacteria to fill the gaps that way?
@@thepikamence1250 the Indominus was never intended to be a weapon though, it was intended as a theme park attraction to keep their guests interested. Although it was a prototype hybrid, the first true hybrid they had made. The real weapon was the Indoraptor, as they said they wanted something smaller than the Indominus which could follow orders, hence why Hoskins was so interested in Owen’s research into the Velociraptors’ behavioural training.
@@Delete240 but it was a prototype! prototypes really look like the finished product, they are made to see if the concept works or not. they usually are bigger and uglier then the finished product and can have flaws or problems that the finished product doesn't. the i-rex was a test run, a prototype designed to see if they could splice velociraptor dna with other dinosaurs and get a living creature. they were also testing, with owen and the raptor squad, to see if velociraptors were trainable! it was all a set up hidden under the guise of providing attractions to a theme park!
@@abiean222 the prototype made by doctor wu was the scorpios Rex, canonically it is his first hybrid therefore indominus was a finished product
If he used tree frog, the raptor would be able to change his heat signature/thermal
They could also resolve a lot of this if they made miniature versions of the creatures. They're already messing around with their genetics, and a dog-sized T-rex may not be as big of a spectacle (literally), but people would still want to see it.
They can accelerate growth rates with cuttlefish DNA so I'm sure they can make dwarf adult dinos
@@denisucuuu maybe thats what the "baby" dinosaur petting zoo really is, just dwarf adult dinos lol.
Well actually in Jurassic World Doctor Wu says “Nothing in Jurassic World is natural! If the dinosaurs' DNA were pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn’t ask for pure, you asked for more teeth!” So the dinosaurs would have looked more accurate if the scientists didn’t use DNA from other animals to fill in the DNA sequence gaps.
I THINK YOU AND I ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO EVER THOUGHT OF THIS!!!
Yea the used things like crocodiles and frogs instead of just the dinosaur dna so they arent cute fluffy birds
No pro goof I thought this too it’s dumb how people say the dinosaurs are scientifically unaccurate they have to be, it is impossible for 100% of genetic makeup of the dinosaurs in amber or in fossils to be extracted so gaps were filled with dna from other reptiles
What a asa
But it says in Jurassic park that super computers found the missing dna and filled the gaps
I just want to say that, the mosasaurs was actually in a shallow water tank. In Jurassic World, when you look at the tank closely when all the people get lowered down on the stands, you can actually see the bottom of the tank. Considering that they were only lowed a about 30-40 metres, the tank would only be about 60 metres deep. After seeing the length of the mosasaurs that Ingen engineered, the tank would be quite shallow compared to it.
U can also see how its that in jwe2 (Jurassic world evolution 2) which the lagoon is canon in that game
wasnt it a lake or something anyways?? I cant remember right if it was connected to the sea also
@@marfa.h3526 in the first movie and second no but in the third and jw yes it was connected to sea thats how it escaped in jw on the volcanic eruption
@@CrissyBoi_Zthe accuracy 😂. The lagoon literally changed
@@zycloack8124 oh I'm sorry I'm not really such a big fan of jw
Fun fact: the Mosasaurus shown in jw was much bigger then what they where like in real life plus there is chance they might not mind this as they where literally just ripped from there natureal world and put into a completely different environment
watching this in 2022 and not going to lie hearing the old intro brought tears to my eyes, my head was instantly filled with hilarious and fun memory's I know matt wont see this but if he does thank you, your channel got me through school and home life I am eternally grateful for what you do
MatPat: It should be called cretaceous park 2 years later : Camp Cretaceous
YEAHHH
Ikr!!
Mat: a fan boy of Chris prat Blue: a fan girl of Jeff Goldblum
It's the director's and producer's choice to make the title of the movie
Ikr
MatPat's love for Chris Pratt rivals Jacksepticeye's love for Ryan Reynolds
Most underrated comment I have ever seen ever 10/10 im dying pls help 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Aw none tried to say you spelled Chris Pratt wrong, was hoping to r/whoosh someone
@@paulacollins2971 Oh feck
Not even close
What did u edit?
"This guy can do no wrong in my eyes" Well, that has unfortunately aged like milk
"It's-a me"
He’s not going anywhere and you can’t do anything about it.
@@TheAnthonyMarlowe no one said they didn’t want him to have a career dawg. he has done some shitty things though, which goes against the “he can do no wrong” that op was pointing out
Yeah lol that line made me giggle just a bit💀
@@katiecunningham5 chris pratt did shitty things? proofs?
An important detail about the "Raptors" in this series: Michael Crichton wrote the original book at a time when there was an ongoing debate as to if Velociraptor and Deinonychus were in fact the same genus. The Raptors in the movie are explicitly Deinonychus, which are found in similar locations as T.Rex. As such, they should have fit in that environment as well as many of the other dinosaurs did.
I love how in the book the name Jurassic Park is a clear indicator of how little thought the park creators gave to aspects of their park then the movie played it straight without noticing the irony
Oh so the book actually addressed that, huh?
@@hayden.A0 yeah no the book is a completely different thing
@@hayden.A0 have you read the book yet? its really great!
@@abiean222 Unfortunately, the book version would get an R rating immediately.
@@The_Darke_Lordegood I want to see Hammond to get eaten alive
Park protec Dino attac But most importantly, Matt loves Pratt
Lol 🤣😂
This is amazing and you know what ! You da snack!
#Matpratt
Isn't the third one also meant to end in a "c"? Is this a joke? Am I missing something?
Most importantly humans be the snacc
0:58 Honestly in passengers had he just sat through his engineer seminar he would’ve been made aware of the engineer access keycard which would’ve given him bridge access, while also informing him of the replacements parts in storage, enough to build to additional ships. Had he followed this route, he would’ve fixed the damage to the ship, thus avoiding the captain’s unfortunate demise, before learning about the ability to convert the medical pod into a stasis pod and setting himself back in stasis, thus allowing him to awaken at the correct time.
0:54 its-a me mario
Was just about to make this comment
MatPat: "But Hey, who's counting?" Dead Meat: Am I a joke to you?
Made the likes 150 made it even
Coincidence I think not
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
James is gonna be pissed
Then: it should be cretaceous world! Now: *Jurassic world: camp cretaceous* "Life...uh...finds a way"
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
LOL 😂
I love that Netflix movie
Copied off my comment
@@thesoulserpent4893 Oh, sorry
also the raptors in jurassic park are actually deinonychus. they're called velociraptors because the movie makers thought velociraptor sounded cooler than deinonychus. plus, the skull shape matches quite well (utahraptors have a similar concave skull shape to velociraptors compared to the convex deinonychus skulls have)
Jurassic World is my favorite movie franchise. I WUV IT SO MUCH! Thank you for doing this video. When I watched it at first, Blue and Owen were my literal idols and they still are
Why is it #PrattPat? Why not #MatPratt? It seems so much better...
Owen Hoffman let's do both.
No PrattPat sounds waaaaayyy better because usually people switch out the Mat part of matpat when making nicknames like fatpat or pervpat, so PrattPat sounds a lot more natural not to mention the bonus points for Alliteration
Yeah lol
Because men come first ;D
matt prat
Of course it would help if the people running the park weren't hired from the same talent pool as Vault-Tec and Umbrella corporation. "Ok, we have dinosaurs, so-" "BIO-WEAPONS DIVISION!" "...of f*cking course..."
A few moments later* There's been a breach at the containment facility sir !!!!!
#PratPat
Sorry for hacking your containment facility here is a professionally compiled list of the vulnerabilities: 1) Keeping organic weapons (e.g. dinosaurs) on the same land as the storage for the biological weapons. 2) Being human. 3) Thinking you corrected what the previous person did incorrectly. 4) Not doing your own research. 5) Even attempting it. I apologise for any inconveniences this compiled list may have caused you, and strongly advise you against reattempting something that has been proven as a fail 4 times successively.
"Founding members of the Chris Prat Appreciation Club! Seriously, this man can do no wrong in my eyes" Well that aged horrendously, huh.
I hope most people realize that Jurassic Park was the name of Michael Crichton's novel, which the movie series is based on.
The "Raptors" of Jurassic Park, though referred to as 'Velociraptors', were actually meant to be Deinonychus, which lived in the same geographical areas as Tyrannosaurus-only earlier.
Yeah but you AT LEAST know the real name of the animals in your zoo! that's like a keeper saying, "here, we have uhhhhh... long necked spotty horse.." and it's a giraffe. -__- So it's still Jurassic Park's fault for being misleading. XD
I thought Dionicus had a prominent crest. I was told these were more similar to Utah Raptors
@@Griftyfox blame Michael Crichton for that because he thought velociraptor sounded better. At least when he was writing his novel before the movie came out
@@auggieeasteregg2150 yeah, "we made the dinosaur, then it was found". It was mostly based on the velociraptor, but the size was more like the dionicus.
the movie raptors are also more visually based on the Utahraptor. i can't remember where i read about it, but i do remember that, although the first one was found in the 70's. it was 91-93 when the naming and bigger finds where, putting in during the filming of the movie. so yeah the raptors are based off Deinonychus in the book, the movie made them the closer to the size of the Utahraptor. and if i remember right, the findings in the 90's kind of paved the way for them to have the raptors be that big in the movie. but this is all rather fuzzy memory of stuff i read so many years ago as i was a huge JP fan
I'm surprised you didn't nerd out about the fact that Velociraptors were actually feathered and kinda small
Actually a velociraptor was the size of a turkey
If they wanted to have an enormous raptor they may have used a Utahraptor
Para_The_Unforgiving Utah raptor
The bigger Raptors are called Deinonychus
But you did
8:18 Matpat: But remember, we're talking about billions of years ago. Matpat. Theory team. My God... How could you screw this up so badly?
Wut
@@RealbluesparkFN Billions of years ago dinosaurs did not exist yet. They came about millions of years ago.
Matpat is like a teenage girl obsessed with Chris Pratt 😂
He protec But he also attac But most importantly He eat human as healthy snacc
I agree.
and he then fell bacc
(when mosy pulled indo in
While loving chris pratt
Nom nom
8:47 He nailed this one, at the end of Fallen Kingdom you can see Blue getting close to a suburb in the middle of the desert.
Nah, she clearly prefers SNOW
Fun fact: feathered dinosaurs were already widely accepted by the 90s and the original film actually had plans to use this in the dinos design but was scrapped because they weren't scary enough and in some cases looked too comical for the thriller movie
That whole Chris Pratt bit was sadly not one to age well
wait what happened??
You mean the Mario Movie? Or what had happened?
Or is it because he has a wife now? :0
I saw this movie after working at Disney for 10 years. I couldn't get over the amount of theme park negligence that takes place. The movie ends with the Mosasaurus jumping out over the railing... where people would be standing every single day. Park rides not only starting before the guest is buckled in but even before he sits down. The door practically takes his leg off. And one college program employee to manage that entire ride? This park wouldn't have lasted a day or has been paying out tons of money in lawsuits... could be why it was going broke now that I think about it.
I always love comments like this. They give insight on parts of the movie that majority would've glossed over. And actually would explain some things in the movie very well The Real Question is why tf didn't they fix that
This movie isn't that good. Its dumb but don't get me wrong it's fun.
Thank you for your service you might not be military but Jesus Christ I can imagine the pain it can be to work at a Disney park all the annoying tourists
True, some people are... well... not the best. Some are angry before they step off the plane. Others stay happy even though everything goes wrong. People make their trip to Disney what they want it to be. Honestly the majority of my interactions with guest were very positive. I can easily say that meeting new people on a daily basis, talking about their memories of Disney and just life in general, is something I miss. I most likely will never have another work experience remotely like it.
SonicScrewdrivr I know but dam when my family went to Disney world with are cousins they were assholes they would complain about being in the line for two minutes longer then what the sign said
Hey MattPat! Just a thought, since the velociraptors are so wildly mis represented and appear more as Utahraptors, it’s possible that they just straight up are Utahraptors which would mean the environment was fine for them
i think it would be deinonichus, as they are smaller than the utahraptor and utahraptors are HUGE
actually utah is very rocky and sandy so I think they do need a redo
The raptors in the JP sexology are based off of Deinonychus antirrhopus. Back in 1989, when JP was being written, there was a debate among palaeontologists about whether or not D. antirrhopus was actually a Velociraptor or not. Michael Crichton likely used this debate as a way to be technically correct about his dinosaurs in the novel. Why? Probably because 'Velociraptor' sounds cooler than 'Deinonychus' to most people.
@Atomic Yea I live in utah and it does look like that, NOW, millions of years ago it looked completely different like matpat said in the video so more jungle and such :)
@@TheHazza deinonychus sounds as cool as velociraptor
You haven't seen a bloodthirsty dinosaur yet until you've seen a horde of emus running you down, *emu war flashbacks*
australia literally had a war with dinosaurs
Actually the velociraptors in JP are actually based off of another dinosaur called Deinonychus. IRL there’s no evidence that velociraptors were intelligent or even hunted in packs, but there IS evidence that Deinonychus did Deinonychus also was a Dromaeosaur, the same kind of dinosaur Velociraptors are. Also in the original JP movie we see that Alan Grant finds a raptor fossil in UTAH, so in the world of JP, Velociraptors (or Deinonychus I guess) actually lived in North America so their pen is actually accurate in Jurassic world.
There were two ways to make the park: 1- Spend $$$ to make animals happy, so they don't want to escape 2- Spend $ to lock the animals in a super security cell, where they will be unhappy wanting to escape but will have a very hard time trying to do so Guess what they chosed
If we smarties who like smarties and watch matpat and ship prattpat ran the world Jurassic park/world would actually work though it’d be called Mesozoic Park/World
They chose 3 - spend like 0 $ to buy a small place withh low security and no fun
@John Cena making the mosasaur pen shallower would be a cost effective solution
They're fucking dinosaurs. How easy could that be!?
@@galladegamer3579 wouldn’t it be cheaper to run a shallower tank
MatPat: *thinks Jurassic World should be called Cretaceous World* Me: WHAT ABOUT THE STEGOSAURUS HUH PUNK!?!?!?
Not just that what about the allosaurus the apatosaurus and the brachiosaurus
They oughta call it 'Mesozoic World' instead. Inclusivity for all dinosaurs, yey.
the big e you are correct
Just call it Dino World
Mesozoic Park/World
I know it’s been like three years but I don’t know why anyone hasn’t mentioned this, but the sizing for the rex on 3:50 is completely wrong. A trex isn’t 18 feet long and 40 feet high. Even switched it’s not completely right. An actual size of an average tyrannosaurus is about 12-13 feet tall, and 40 feet long. But for Rexy it’s larger, Rexy is 17ft tall and about 44-46 ft long. I don’t know where they got these measurements from but they’re completely off, but so are a lot of things in this video
Imagine if chris patt was cast as mario in a movie
7:42 Ok, I was rewatching this scene and you notice that the Mosasaurus actually ISN'T in deep water, you can see the seafloor close below it. I still think the theory is 100% plausible, but that bit of evidence is wrong, however, you can argue that the Mosasaurus's tank is too small. Not too deep.
How to SAVE Jurassic Park Make a Herbivore Hybird
Make it Vegan
*screams in Therizinosaurus*
Could lead to bad results as well. Not all herbivores are peaceful and creating a herbivore hybrid could potentially make it mentally instable
Anything is better than that I-Rex 😂 poor creature was made to entertain when it has enough predator dna to own a jungle
Stegoceratops
Just goin back to this video bc I saw the new movie abt a week ago but the clicks for training could be different than others would use (regular zoos) and he more focused on “human animal bonds” like he says in the movie
Him: “Totally not a stalker fan” Me: “…” Also me: “I like this guy.”
I remember in 5 th grade my class did a grid where we had to map out a zoo, each animal had a different amount of space it needed and we also had to add walkways that were 2 squares wide, and bathrooms,etc Just saying that we fifth graders did a better job than Jurassic world
now i legit wanna see how you guys did
@@ajmaqs it actually looked awesome and I wish I knew where it is
Lol and cool!
are you smarter than a fifth grader? Jurassic World: *NO*
The average Zoo Tycoon player would build a better Park then the guys at InGen.
Another interesting fact I heard recently was that all animals on earth that have had contact with humans have over time been conditioned to fear humans. It is why most animals would avoid humans rather then attack them. So if your taking dinosaurs that don't have this conditioned evolution built into their DNA then yeah....you'll get Dino attacks. So one way to make a Dino park work is to start with smaller predators and herbivores Dinosaurs and condition them over a long period of time to adapt to the humans. This unfortunately wont work for the larger predators but you could go as large at velociraptor as shown in the movie. Heck I think they were going pretty good with the T-Rex too. But as soon as they started genetically alternating the DNA they screwed up. Making a Frankenstein monster that has such competing DNA that would mess with it's cognitive functions was just asking for a mass dinosaur attack. Which leads theory to why the other dinosaurs listen to it. One it was a more predator predator then them with it exuding alpha tendencies so they followed it's command but also because they probably knew this dinosaur was coo-coo and would rather follow it's command instead of being killed themselves. I go with the second one considering that the velociraptors turn on said "alpha" to help the human that raised them and the T-Rex despite being less dangerous then its challenger and older too then this young buck doesn't bulk to its demands of obedience. The T-Rex instead challenges the buck for control as Alpha as is the natural order of the Dinosaur world considering this dinosaur shouldn't exist in the first place. But that's just a theory. I do like your take on this movie and agree to all your points.
I just came across this comment and am sad it didn't get more recognition in 4 whole months. That's an incredibly good point, and even though they're just movies and won't ever dive into these intimate details, this could and should be the cannon explanation for dinosaur attacks in the movies. (on top of having crappy park management)
@@anglim5579 Just came back to check on this comment and saw your response. Thank you so much!
velociraptor was actually the size of a chicken and the ones displayed in the movie are acually austio raptors or even Utah raoptos
That’s sick do you have sources and links?
@@micahclancy9855 just serch velociraptor real life size and a bunch of charts will show up
Love your videos. Keep up the good work
With everything that came out about Chris and how he treats his ND kids the intro aged like milk. Or at least I hope mat no longer stands Chris Patt like this anymore.
We protec We attac But most importantly We ship #PrattPat
hahahah
deadpool HDX bro, it’s a joke
SciFi88 we ship it
We mus protect the ship
SciFi88 Nope
since they still have stegosaurus (late Jurassic) and dilophosaurus late (late Triassic) it's more like Mesozoic World
Old world
TheHackingRotom that's actually catchy
finally, someone who knows their stuff because the Mesozoic time periods were about 50 million years apart
Exactly!
and did you know that velociraptors are about the size of a turkey, 3 feet tall, and hunted as a solo creature? Look it up and you'll see that the velociraptor is modeled after the genus Deinonychus.
*Chris prat can do not wrong in my eyes* this aged poorly
What happened
Alan
Mario i think 💀
Owen doesn’t control the raptors with a clicker, it’s a relationship based on mutual respect
Actually it should be #MattPratt because mat's name is MatPat so that works a little better I think.
nah
chris patt
I agree
Nah, their last names rhyme, so that's more fun to say
Nah #prattpat
That rendition of Jurassic Parks theme made my ears bleed so bad it soaked my shoulders.
Dragon Ball Black Geez, that's a lot of blood. Also, didn't expect for you to be here, doesn't matter though. Let's just watch some theorising.
Weaponised Farts I’m everywhere
Dragon Ball Black Can't argue with that logic.
Dragon Ball Black lol
Weaponised Farts John Williams would be rolling in his grave if he heard this
"scaly or feathery..." its still scaly, my friend. yes, Velociraptor would have feathers, but Tyrannosaurs is too large, Spinosaurus is too large, Brachiosaurus is too large, Triceratops is too large, and Stegosaurus is too large. if those 5 had feathers, combined with their size, they would overheat extremely quickly.
That Chris Pratt fanfare did not age that well, huh.
One thing I should add is: have Dino research facilities on a different island. The whole Jurassic World plot happened because they mixed research and development with tourist attractions. Isla Nublar is surrounded by four other islands like the panned Isla Sorna. Why couldn’t they use one of those islands to research new species and use the extra space to see if it’ll be a danger. If it responds well and isn’t a threat, they can be tranquillised and sent to the main island, but if it’s violent, then they can exterminate it without it getting in the way of the tourists, breaking out every dinosaur which was previously okay’d but are now just as big a threat as the rampaging dinosaur and create unnecessary lawsuits. And if they absolutely can’t get that right, then they gotta know when the right time is to evacuate the island. You don’t sit around and twiddle your thumbs when your house is on fire, do you?
mega sean -It's for plot convenience- I think it would cost more to transfer the I-rex via sea or air if it was located on a different island rather when it was on the same island. I'm not sure, it's just my guess.
It might have some financial disadvantages, but researching the Indominus rex on Las Cinco Muertes instead of Nublar definetly would have saved some lives.
Have you seen the things that modern day technology can transport? Sure, an Indominous Rex can't be compared to anything normally transported like tanks, but still, transporting them from a different island would be way more cost effective because there'd be less lawsuits.
they did that before. both the ceratosaurus & spinosaurus were hybridised dinos that were let loose on the island, causing allot of species of dinos to die out due to overhunting as these hybridised creatures were unnaturally agressive, similarly to the indominus. explains why the spinosaur was willing to take a giant fence to the head to get to tiny wee people.
Kind of would fit in with the older theory that the whole Jurassic World was a setup to test out viability of dino's as weapons.
Starring: StarLord as The Jurassic Avenger.
Ildefonso Bocanegra LOL😂😂😂😂
New movie coming in 2020 avengers: Jurassic war
Ildefonso Bocanegra ummm you are wrong He is NOT an avenger! (JOKE)
STARring
Mckallum Malanowski who invited Thanos to the party lol *SNAP (jk)
10:20 clicker is used as a communication tool rather than a marker; it was being used correctly in the movie, just wasn't its common use in marker training (actual name of the method commonly referred to as clicker training)
Thanks, I'll make sure to give my dinos enough space in Jurassic World: Evolution
11:26 Lion: Hey guys? You ever feel like we’re all just pawns in some sicko’s entertainment facility? Like nothing that we experience is real in any way and we just think it is because we don’t know better? No? Yeah, me niether.
Lol
The sims 4
@@galladegamer3579 now with real humans!
LMAO
"Eat the red human if you wish to know the truth. Eat the blue human if you wish to stay. Eat both if your really hungry." - Jurassic Matrix, coming summer 20??.
Was wondering how big an acre was the other day and never got around to answer that question. You have now answered that question. Thanks MatPat
This is what we do in Jurassic Word Evolution 1/2! We make parks on the islands, to keep the dinosaurs healthy and comfortable by giving them more space, paleo diet, etc. In the game, I have made really successful parks in all 5 islands, with 0 visitor deaths. So, it is possible, if someone with a mind intelligent enough to do things to make the animals happier, was controlling the islands!!!!
This theory was just an excuse for MatPat to fangirl over Chris Pratt
LOL probably (#PRATTPAT), but it was still fun.
So damn right son
And slightly complain about Starlord supposedly being the one at fault for Thanos temporarily winning. Dr. Strange explicitly told Tony it had to be this way. Not to mention Thanos is strong to manhandle some Avengers even without the Stones anyways. 🤔
Not really he told him he had seen a number of futures and that from those he saw only in 1 they had a chance of winning, but he didnt say he saw all of the possible futures so theres still a chance that there would be a future in which they could win if starlord had kept his cool
110 Percent true
Why do they keep opening Jurassic Park/World, if every time they do, the dinosaurs always end up breaking out and hurting somebody?
Dwight Shrute because Dinosaurs
Science
Grofit
Bears. Beats. Battle star raptactica
False: only one park has been open and caused huge amounts of casualties. Fact: Dinos are super cool
Cretacious world eh? Think you forgot about the ALLOSAURUS and STEGOSAURUS (and others from the triassic and jurassic) so technically it should be called MESOZOIC WORLD (because mesozoic age contains the triassic jurassic and Cretaceous) Edit: also chris pratts biggest mistake was voicing mario in the upcoming mario movie, he didnt even try
Watching old film theories makes my nostalgic brain feel again.
Two words, concrete moats. As mentioned near the end, if done right you can keep predator and prey safely separated almost seamlessly if you know how optical illusions work. But then again, this is a movie and uh, plot, uh, finds a way.
Justafan IV lol I understood that reference.
Wot
Well, uh, I guess your uh right
best comment of the year
How to SAVE Jurassic Park: Never make dinos in the first place
Studio H or, don’t treat them like entertainment
yea
Amy Smith you mean carnivores?
Studio H this should be ❤️ by mattpat
Studio H You are fun at party are you
This video was the first ever film theory video I have watched, and now that MatPat is retiring I am so sad that we are losing such an amazing creator in the KZhead platform. But that’s just a theory… a film theory 😢
I love that even Matpat who was excited for Fallen Kingdom still hates JP3😂
He protec He attac but more importantly He likes Chris Pratt
He can flai He can cill He can mucc Only I have to say is: kzhead.info/sun/nNBxZallpKVjZ2w/bejne.html
You mean Kris Prat?
He protec He attac but more importantly He gives the pope undertale
Herman 111 * wipes tears away* That was beautiful
He protec He attac Most importantly His daddy's Chris Pratt
How to save Jurassic world: Call it Mezazoic World
it’s big boi brain time
**Mesozoic**
or just prehistoric world in general
I think Prehistoric Planet has a nice ring to it (and it was my favorite thing to watch growing up)
Lol I was thinking about that
alternate title: MatPat thirst over Chris Pratt for nearly 14 minutes
Love how matt made the opening gag to joke how the movies are wrong and then says that a trex was 12m(40feet) tall.
Scientists: We're bringing back dinosaurs Steven Spielberg: Am I a joke to you?
Really just a dumb idea though maybe with our armor piercing rounds we can defend against them
@@Dovah_Slayer T.Rex embryo
Chickens watches from the shadows
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Steven Spielberg: Did you learn nothing from my movies?
I like it when MatPat unleashes his petty side.
Mubsira Yamin. xD YUP SAMEEE
"Chris Pratt can do no wrong" Me, knowing he is playing Mario- Ya sure about that there, MatPat?
Explain pls
Sorry I know this video was 4 years ago
I believe that in The Lost World Jurassic Park one of the ingen people mentions that there's Cretaceous dinos however The Lost World JP takes place on Isla Sora (Site b) meaning that it's not where any parks were. Also I'd really love to go all of the Los Cinco Muertes
They protec They attac They always like a snac
Yes
Melissa Blake wow so originalllll
You forgot *but most importantly they always like to snac*
SciFi88 I’m sorry! :(
SciFi88 Wow how original using popular memes in comments. We like it, it gets used. We like the comment and it stays alive.
I’d totally ship #PrattPat, ship it like FedEx.
Daniel Heidenreich damn straight, or in my case, damn bi!
G O F I S H oh fuck you, it was clever.
Stop breaking the law!
Wade Rhyderrek nice
Why. Like seriously.
8:19 i think matpat confused "billions" with millions, no dinosaurs existed even 1 billion years ago
“Right you are two eyed nick fury.” My favorite line said in this video.
THAY PROTECT THAY ATTAC BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY THE DINOSAURS ARE BACK
ooooooob mmU
most importantly! They Treat people like snacc
Radio family Freandlyness They protecc They attacc But most importantly matt has pratts bacc
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That's beautiful. I'm moved.
"Right you are two eyed Nick Fury" 😂😂
Technically nick fury does have to eyes ones just blind by a magic space alien cat not even joking
@@overratedclock Did you see the after credits clip?
In Canada we have a similar zoo to "Disney's Animal Kingdom" called "African Lion Safari" but you have to stay in your car still I assume they use similar tactics to be sure they interact with/approach the cars without causing too much trouble. Admittedly its been a long time since I've been there. Fun Fact when I was a teen everyone would sing the commercial jingle like this " A Freaking Lion Safari" we thought we were so cool using slightly naughty words :P Still cant help but sing it that way today.
That sounds fun!
Matt you forgot to do your reaserch on the raptors. Acording to Crichton himself, he based the raptors off of Velociprator Deniochyus, not Velociraptor Mongolius. Velociraptor Deniochyus lived in north america.
When I first saw the jurassic park movies I just kept thinking it would be a lot safer if they just made herbivores Seriously not one person in any of the movies died to a herbivore
Unless it get protective of some food...
Unless they're big enough to crush them
@@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 But the really big ones are pretty slow
The Therizinosaurus: Yet.....
Wrong I can name a few. First pachycephalosaurus smashed a guy through a car in the lost world.second parasaurolophus lifted a guy in the air and when he hit the ground he died also in the lost world.and I forgot the last one sooo bye.
Crabs are just spiders with cool armor
Especially coconut krabs
Lol
@@Scazoid You mean especially spider krabs.
@@leonardscott9836 Both
Where did this come from
Hey Matpat, I was wondering if you could take on this film Theory: In a recent article talking about that they are done with production, Colin trevorrow mentioned that Rexy has been living in the Sierra Nevada Forest, along with other after they have escaped, for four years. I am wondering, could it be possible for a population of dinosaurs to survive and thrive in that Forest? Like, are there any feral pigs or feral horses in that general area so the carnivores can hunt and eat while their prey dinosaurs grew in numbers? Could the climate do all right for them? Put the plant life be able to sustain the herbivores, such as Triceratops, Parasaurolophus, and Apatosaurus? How many individuals per species could the forest sustained? How would the local Wildlife deal with these animals? Which ones would suffer the most from these dinosaurs and which one would not only survive, but possibly thrive with these dinosaurs?
This video is from 2018, hes not reading the comments anymore.
I bought a zoo was a great movie and I'm happy you referenced it
Considering the “velociraptors” in Jurassic Park and World were actually supposed to be Deinonychus’ which were found in North-America, but they decided that Velociraptors would be better except that they have the claw of a Deinonychus.
It was meant to be a utahraptor
Thank you as man of knowledge like me with this video
Gabriel Messam Utahraptor was larger, about the size of a horse. Deinonychus would have been closest in size.
Gabriel Messam Utahraptor wasn’t discovered until after the original film and novel were made.
No the DNA 🧬 recipe was 78% Deinoychus anthrpus and 38% Africa reed frog 🐸
You forgot the detail that these dinosaurs are not pure in DNA, they were made by combining lots of species. So i guess that it will be a lot harder to know what they need or will do.
Compu Cocina i think with good observationt by scientist is maybe more easy •_•
Compu Cocina Changing DNA might make behavioral stems change, but most of all animals act the same way. Nevertheless, Jurassic Park still should’ve known the ways to make their animals happy.
I’m not that scientific but there’s one thing I think that is also being forgotten in one of the scenes in the movie they said a Dominus Rex was supposed to be bigger than T-Rex when it was fully grown and I don’t think your Dominus Rex was actually fully grown in that movie so I think that cage might’ve actually been smaller
Well if you think about it the raptors communicate with clicks in the movies so maybe the extra clicks are to try to communicate to them 9:58
As soon as he mentioned a polar bear in the jungle I thought of lost, then he made the reference. Glad to see were on the same page.
Jamila Emerson-Elliott ii
Jamila Emerson-Elliott Same XD
12:12 you did not just say crocodile and show me a picture of an alligator.... WHYYY DUDE WHY Seriously though I liked the real life comparison’s with how they raised the Dino’s in the movies, compared to how nature centers and zoos do it.
Crocogator
Riley Draws or gatordile
Lol
jojo abrams Hybrid's are coming!
Life's Wild Adventures he’s American he probably thinks their the same. (I know it sounds mean but the amount of time I’ve had to explain this is ridiculous)
9:21 “how do you solve a problem like a raptor?” Instead of the sound of music it should now be The sound of Jurassic park
The Chris Pratt bit at the start aged well.
Jurassic World's park was doing well until they created the I Rex. Then again they say it was losing money, but I don't think that'd be realistic.
yeah, i mean, where else are you going to see a LIVING dinosaur in the world, they should have been swimming in dough the second they opened
leon fierce Spare no expense can get very expressive.
Sam Butler If you have Spare no expense ideas then money will be a problem.
leon fierce what you need to remember is that in Jurassic world the park had been opened for at least a decade or more and the dumbass general public were starting to get too used to the animals hence why Claire mentioned some kids are looking at a Triceratops the same way as an average Zoo giraffe.
jurassic world is going to be crazy cheap because of a few (coughs) death's in the previous park's made to get people running