Basically, Jordan breaks whenever he realizes he's too deep in his own bullshit to back out
@louisaa98614 жыл бұрын
You can see the moment where he realizes he's backed himself into a corner and can't get out And you can also see the moment Conan realizes the same thing
@NarcissiAgonia4 жыл бұрын
Hehe well spoken X 2
@robertfan3324 жыл бұрын
you mean "his own bull-human-soil."
@aliciaballesteros-mitchell10594 жыл бұрын
The accuracy
@PrinceBizzle4 жыл бұрын
@@aliciaballesteros-mitchell1059 😂😂
@lynnlynn91244 жыл бұрын
He broke character the most because Conan took him to Italy and that made Jordan so happy
@BadAssEngineering5 жыл бұрын
awwwww :D
@peterpretzington96695 жыл бұрын
BadAssEngineering actually he’s been to like 7 cities already, and people at work say he’s actually like that
@enriquesanchez81405 жыл бұрын
@@enriquesanchez8140 Jordan is a genius.
@peterpretzington96695 жыл бұрын
He isn't a character. He is able to find things funny.
😂😂😂 Jordan was REALLY committed to finishing that 'human soil' bit lmao
@azher1912 жыл бұрын
He had such a good point thoo
@PrettyXXEmpty2 жыл бұрын
He was right and Conan was trying to bail out beacuse he knew he was wrong
@Yuriosity Жыл бұрын
Still a weirdo
@nomnom112 Жыл бұрын
@@nomnom112 its just a character duh
@farrel_ra Жыл бұрын
@@farrel_ra So you still don't believe Conan when he said a hundred times and still saying that "Jordan is real, stop asking"
@fyfyi6053 Жыл бұрын
He just didn’t prepare his body in various ways
@purple55904 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@queenofeverything13134 жыл бұрын
He went to CVS and the Norelco Body Groom was out of stock.
@ascendancy4254 жыл бұрын
XD
@arpxdagoodone4 жыл бұрын
I want u to say anus.
@kessler0034 жыл бұрын
This has to be it!
@chrisjavieroliveros4 жыл бұрын
When Conan laughs, Jordan gets serious. When Jordan laughs, Conan gets serious. These are the basic laws of the universe.
@Daniwasinvented3 жыл бұрын
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
@generalgrievous922 жыл бұрын
That's how I explain Pauli exclusion principle to my students.
@YelDohan2 жыл бұрын
The Time Keepers are the matter. - LoKi
@dianapennepacker68542 жыл бұрын
Yin and yang
@JesusChristisLORDrepent2 жыл бұрын
This is quite true. I sincerely concur.
@rkidlat2 жыл бұрын
He breaks character when he doesn’t even know what he is talking about. Lol
@dcomain33892 жыл бұрын
the CDC says it's mandatory to go on a Jordan Schlansky binge every year
@tiana14202 жыл бұрын
Legit what I’m doing right now
@lemonysnicket94602 жыл бұрын
I just started watching Conan on YT recently and Jordan will stay with me forever for sure. Lmao, first time I saw him mentioned, staff members were pointing him as the person Conan should fire, and I had no context as to why him. I should watch this video again now:D
@Neuromonada2 жыл бұрын
He’s my one & only soulmate.
@sunshine39142 жыл бұрын
True
@coffeebeardtv2 жыл бұрын
We a need a travel show. A Jordan Takes Conan To...some random place, type of travel show.
@Kenobi_Cowboy2 жыл бұрын
Jordan in America: never cracks a smile Jordan in Italy: uncontrollable laughter at saying human soil
@2Chenzzzz4 жыл бұрын
That's what I am thinking... Though people like Jordan can laugh in their favorite places
@gayathri59094 жыл бұрын
@@gayathri5909 That's me. I am happy in my favorite places. Is that weird?
@temporarymomentary4 жыл бұрын
@@temporarymomentary not at all
@gayathri59094 жыл бұрын
I am like number 666.... Someone hurry & press the like button 😳
@WOLFGANG6344 жыл бұрын
Gayathri Nair Jordan leagues anywhere. His complete lack of emotion is just an act
@kieranmaguire32934 жыл бұрын
"I don't care if I'm the big deal, a little deal, a medium deal. A neutral deal. I just want to go eat a good meal" That was oddly poetic.
@TheManilaThrilla3 жыл бұрын
Why cuz it rhymes?
@papa_squat3 жыл бұрын
@@papa_squat well done 👏
@SA-oq5lz3 жыл бұрын
@@papa_squat yea I’m with you... just cos it rhymes doesn’t make it poetic.
@livemoonbday3 жыл бұрын
Yeah hey, good artistic ear
@brylonmorgan26143 жыл бұрын
Jordan was spitting bars
@Stupidhaole8083 жыл бұрын
He broke so much on the Italy trip. It's hilarious to hear and see him finally laugh!
@KenyonClemonsNY2 жыл бұрын
probably the biggest reason why it's one of the funniest remotes
@johnsnow5125 Жыл бұрын
I think it was mentioned in a podcast that they both were quite sleep deprived, so that might have played into it.
@The90slim909 ай бұрын
I love it that Jordan cracks up about the strangest things. His whole deal is that he doesn't crack up, but when he does, it's kinda still in character as he cracks up when talking about bidets and human feces :)
@vanjavalavanja3 жыл бұрын
Human soil
@HAbarneyWK2 жыл бұрын
Who doesnt laugh at feces? It's such a silly thing that it's funny
@Aethelhadas2 жыл бұрын
bidets*
@user-fe8gx3ie5v2 жыл бұрын
He's laughing specifically because it's a strange thing. He's playing a character and when he realizes he's said shit that's beyond insane for even his own character he finds it funny.
@Demarini716912 жыл бұрын
Soil… it’s human soil.
@raftermanDK Жыл бұрын
I like how he usually never laughs at any of Conan's quality jokes, but when they start talking about "human soil" then he absolutely loses it.
@callmetristan50754 жыл бұрын
@b00ger901 God, what an intelligent comment. Thanks for your insights, b00ger.
@NoSoldat4u4 жыл бұрын
'quality'
@saeedvazirian4 жыл бұрын
@b00ger901 this sounds like something Jordan would say
@TheRealCornPop4 жыл бұрын
@b00ger901 that is so true, unless you are drunk
@ichtozavuzovsky83704 жыл бұрын
b00ger901 you don’t know everything brother, just thought I’d put that out there
@davidarevalo19254 жыл бұрын
He doesn't break character, his human emotion software package just doesn't run sometimes.
@hyperionman4205 жыл бұрын
Isnt that backwards. Because normally it seems to not be running properly
@mikebarnes74415 жыл бұрын
Somebody else in the comments made that same joke 5 months ago.
@nebulousisgod5 жыл бұрын
A glitch in the system a simple manual reebot shoul repair it
@delacruzdaniel78035 жыл бұрын
Most of the times
@rein-gameplay5 жыл бұрын
DAMNIT DATA! PLAY YOUR ROLE!
@twitchosx4 жыл бұрын
The difference between an introvert and an extrovert is that when an introvert tells a joke, he's already at the punchline by the time he says it.
@KingdomheartsII3 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell, that's so true
@Akeldama93 жыл бұрын
I don't get it?
@HOTD108_2 жыл бұрын
@@HOTD108_ Introverts tend to think ahead when speaking. So when telling a shitty joke, midway through the joke we think about the punchline, which causes us to crack up laughing before actually saying it.
@Akeldama92 жыл бұрын
@@Akeldama9 Thanks for explaining!
@HOTD108_2 жыл бұрын
@@Akeldama9 thanks for explaining
@bigrealm81562 жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine how difficult it must be for both of them to hold back their laughter while doing their bits.
@thecarlob_0072 жыл бұрын
What so good about him is that i honestly still don't know if he's actually playing a character or not.
@paranoidhill5 жыл бұрын
He wasnt but as the show goes on he does make it funnier and exaggerates his character..but still hilarious
@JohnnyDeppforlifee5 жыл бұрын
@@JohnnyDeppforlifee yesssss
@change.86155 жыл бұрын
he isn't... Conan has said it athousand times
@godlygamer9115 жыл бұрын
Are you ppl serious? He's playing a funny caricature / parody of himself.. How the hell are you ppl in youtube comments so young/socially inexperienced that even these clips weren't enough to make you understand this improv act? It wouldn't even be funny from start to finish if Jordan didn't know what he was doing, and he wouldn't be part of the production team of the Conan show if he was really oblivious to comedy as his character pretends to be. I shouldn't even have to make these points though, the intentions behind this should be crystal clear just from watching it, even more so from watching these moments where he broke character but they had to leave it in because it was so funny.
@lotaryguy125 жыл бұрын
@@lotaryguy12 go look up the definition of irony, bud
@godlygamer9115 жыл бұрын
Jordan Schlansky is not a character , it's a Lifestyle
@vergilstatus29754 жыл бұрын
He is the ultimate nerd.
@akifcelik30744 жыл бұрын
He is a state of mind on the same level as Gina Lenetti spaghetti confetti
@yesolee91504 жыл бұрын
Capital “L”
@christiankellum12104 жыл бұрын
He prepares his lifestyle in different ways
@glipk4 жыл бұрын
It literally is bc Conan has blatantly admitted that the Jordan you see on camera is the same Jordan off camera
@Sheenifier3 жыл бұрын
I love the wine tasting bit, it’s so impressively well constructed, and when Jordan breaks you get a nice peak behind the scenes - let the professional wine taster show her skills - Jordan, the pretentious character, tries to contradict her with bs so that Conan can argue with him in favor of the professional - Jordan, the real person, can’t handle his own joke and starts to crack, and locks eyes with Conan, hoping Conan can help save him - Conan stays in character and doesn’t help Jordan get back on track, forcing Jordan to double down - Conan breaks with Jordan as the joke spirals - The Wine Taster, who understands what is going on but isn’t a comedian, tries to help Jordan, making him laugh harder Etc Idk, just wanted to get that out of my brain
@ploopplaap3436 Жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, this analysis makes that scene make so much more sense and so much funnier
@casieropski Жыл бұрын
@@casieropski He didn't contradict her though
@christopherstein202411 ай бұрын
It's also worth noting they answered in a Q&A that the wine taster had no idea they were comedians and actually got concerned that they were genuinely upset with one another.
@Cottagegay11 ай бұрын
@@Cottagegay oh shit so i'm not totally right, but thats really interesting
@ploopplaap343611 ай бұрын
@@Cottagegay Yeah. I read that she stopped the filming and said "this is madness". Something got lost in translation and she thought they were filming a travel show, not a comedy show. She was concerned about the image of the vinyard. Once things were explained, filming continued.
@himhim334410 ай бұрын
Jordan: "... And uhh right now I smell a forest." His brain: "The hell did I just say? What kind of nonsense bullshit was that?"
@ivantheguy58782 жыл бұрын
This is a bit he is paid to act chill out
@sujalgautam97612 жыл бұрын
@Mr Lonely who are you?
@sujalgautam97612 жыл бұрын
The correct iteration of this, Jordan : “… and uhhh right now I smell a forest.” Jordan’s inner dialogue : “the bell did I just say? What kind of nonsensical human soil was that?” Lol
@andygarza81322 жыл бұрын
I love it 😂
@mr.icecream78802 жыл бұрын
@@sujalgautam9761 you dont need to know someone to talk w them through the internet dumbass 💀
@joestrr47722 жыл бұрын
It’s funny because Jordan has such a contagious laugh, for a person who plays a super serious character
@beneisma53454 жыл бұрын
Knock knock
@Anonymous-Wolf4 жыл бұрын
@@Anonymous-Wolf whos there
@aniqnxbil4 жыл бұрын
@@aniqnxbil you just got ding dong ditched
@shrekonion83074 жыл бұрын
@@shrekonion8307 you just got ding song ditched who?
@kkay0004 жыл бұрын
@@kkay000 hold on i didnt even knock yet
@shrekonion83074 жыл бұрын
Honestly...I wouldn't mind if Conan ditches the celebrities and just does a travel show or remotes with Jordan Schlansky on a weekly basis
@johnsmithee66603 жыл бұрын
And sona
@718misfit3 жыл бұрын
This aged horribly, Conan just announced his end of his TBS talk show and now doing Conan without borders and internet stuff
@freddiedancey82233 жыл бұрын
@@freddiedancey8223 and a new show on HBO max. This didn't age horribly at all.
@ChrisBeames3 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisBeames I stand corrected this Aged perfectly then, except u can’t get HBO max where I live :////
@freddiedancey82233 жыл бұрын
Seriously agreed lol
@katkatkat53 жыл бұрын
You can tell this is a decades long friendship by the way they rib each other whenever Jordan breaks. Never gets old.
@plansforus2 жыл бұрын
I think Jordan cracks up so much on this trip to Italy bc he is genuinely so giddy to be in his favourite place with Conan and he can’t contain his enjoyment. :)
@seamslatasha35982 жыл бұрын
jordan can keep a straight face during his skits but cant handle his own poop jokes lmao
@mikebazinga9824 жыл бұрын
it's because of his gayness
@RobsRobotChannel4 жыл бұрын
Poop jokes are beyond his information processing capability
@rhetiq99894 жыл бұрын
you mean conan
@shrekonion83074 жыл бұрын
@Simon Dewitt I can imagine such a person would be a terrific partner to a comedian.
@milanstevic84244 жыл бұрын
His poop jokes were hilarious. Imho.
@betterbeavailable4 жыл бұрын
The irony is whenever he breaks character he starts calling Conan stupid while Conan is doing nothing stupid at that time and stays calm whenever he is in his character despite Conan doing the stupidest thing ever.
@deviprasadmishra41383 жыл бұрын
Because he does not break in relation to Conan's character but to his own. He breaks when he's too deep in his own bs, like the top comment said.
@jootpepet3 жыл бұрын
I mean the man has a point no? 😂 I love how he can find the ridiculousness of HOW hes explaining it, but at the end of the day hes right and Conan is responding with jokes becausw thats the only way he knows how to
@MrPresidentDogue3 жыл бұрын
sibling energy
@tiana14202 жыл бұрын
It also seems like Conan uses it as a bit in itself. If Conan cracks up with him, Jordan doesn't look "crazy" it's just two dudes laughing together. Conan staying serious almost makes Jordan laughing at Conan seem more absurd. Kinda brilliant really.
@ritzboysmanhole90412 жыл бұрын
Wait, you're saying Conan is being calm in those instances when Jordan laughs, yet that "being in character and calm" for Conan means doing stupid things, but those things don't seem stupid because Conan is doing them while in character?
@graciousSenor2 жыл бұрын
“I am a face that is adored worldwide. You’re a monster.”
@tlightning83832 жыл бұрын
This is a bit he is paid to act chill out
@sujalgautam97612 жыл бұрын
I literally and legitimately thought he said “you’re a mobster.”
@DrSallyBАй бұрын
The clearest “break” of character was in one of their early sketches when Conan walked into his office ahead of the camera crew coming round the corner and Jordan did a really friendly “hey” then it hard cut to him being deadpan character when the camera crew was in with them. (Think it was the coffee machine one)
@user-ns3vs3bp3e2 жыл бұрын
It was the one with the room organizer who cleaned his office.
@muneeb-khan Жыл бұрын
What’s the video called?
@spacerboi Жыл бұрын
@@spacerboi It's called "Conan Forces Jordan Schlansky To Clean His Filthy Office" kzhead.info/sun/n7ucpMeGeaVopIk/bejne.html
@interlude_dawn Жыл бұрын
@@spacerboi just checked, it's the coffee machine one. He does "hey!" Then double takes the camera and it cuts to him standing with a dead pan reaction next to conan hahah
@adamFIVE88 Жыл бұрын
Also when he and Conan are shopping for western gear. At the very end he's shown walking and his cowboy hat blows off and he laughs trying to chase it.
@pronkb000 Жыл бұрын
He’s not acting or breaking character. He’s just happy to be in Italy.
@noorhussini96114 жыл бұрын
Exactly. It’s romantic
@benirabinowitz25374 жыл бұрын
This didn’t age well 😅 (Just joking)
@__Cynthia4 жыл бұрын
😂
@8964Louis4 жыл бұрын
@@__Cynthia yikes lol
@thomasmartin62994 жыл бұрын
its where he was manufactured
@midnightblues98954 жыл бұрын
He looks like a totally different person when he laughs
@meiji47856 жыл бұрын
Meiji super adorable
@chefcox55526 жыл бұрын
Ikr lmao
@emprlazy8146 жыл бұрын
he Looks like a goblin when he laughs :D he even creeps me more out
@syh78136 жыл бұрын
SY&H 7 Holy crap! I thought I was the only one who thought he looks like a goblin hahaha
@meiji47856 жыл бұрын
I was making human soil as I read this comment
@CrazyLocoInsane16 жыл бұрын
I can tell these two are great friends. They can shit talk each other so much, and always come out the other side with a laugh. They're total opposites, like two aliens who grew up millions of light years away from each other, trying to adapt to one another's behaviors, and somehow always seem to make it work out.
@ThatDudeWithBoobs2 жыл бұрын
The part in the train when he says "human soil" over and over again while cracking up every time makes me cry laugh
@itzumiv2 жыл бұрын
You can tell Jordan genuinely had a good time during that Italy trip. He broke character so many times and this is just a fraction of it lol
@nvsnake14895 жыл бұрын
@Dodger WHY ARE YOU TYPING LIKE THIS. THIS IS NOT PROPER FORMAT.
@Zargabaath4 жыл бұрын
@@Zargabaath Its just a means to communicate and he succeeded in communicating
@lobsters121114 жыл бұрын
Jordan's algorithm were perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
@redacted22754 жыл бұрын
@@redacted2275 r/unexpectedthanos
@rayy0694 жыл бұрын
Jordan is actually great at improv, and his comedic chemistry with Conan is fantastic.
@razordu303 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, he's one of those people who starts with a really good improv character because it's just a lot of his natural tendencies dialed up to 11.
@ArchibaldClumpy2 жыл бұрын
its the classic funny man straight man dynamic taken to the next level due to conan being exceptionally funny and jordan being exceptionally gay.
@rays51632 жыл бұрын
what worries me is if the same is with conan, cos if so wow what a piece of shit.
@ja-qk4vd2 жыл бұрын
@@rays5163 isn't he married with a wife
@gleepot2 жыл бұрын
@@gleepot yes he is not actually gay.
@rays51632 жыл бұрын
I still just choose to believe this isnt him breaking character, this is still actually him.
@glazedandconfused47562 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's just him cracking up
@ashrafabdillah53692 жыл бұрын
@@ashrafabdillah5369 He's like conan, his improv is based on his normal personality
@VineFynn Жыл бұрын
@@ashrafabdillah5369 The human soil part was just him laughing at Conan but I think while smelling the card he actually had to take the L.
@christopherstein202411 ай бұрын
I didn’t realize Jordan breaking character would be so adorably wholesome. Saving to the depression cure playlist along with baby animal videos
@paperboxes Жыл бұрын
Other late night shows: "We have celebrities playing games" Team Coco: "We have a Jordan"
@jayess87144 жыл бұрын
and Jordan is greater than those celebs
@yoj3123 жыл бұрын
Jordan and Sona
@zataga283 жыл бұрын
Literally any staff member can be comedy gold,(also just found out John krasinski interned in Conan)
@hepty31793 жыл бұрын
And Andy and Tony Thecameraman
@joanmarie75983 жыл бұрын
was this an avengers joke? can i woosh the people above me?
@apple543453 жыл бұрын
They are like a gay couple that have been married for years.
@Southernrefinish884 жыл бұрын
luis chacon Or... they act like FRIENDS. Why do you have to pervert it? And by the way, men cannot marry men.
@DukeOfEarl884 жыл бұрын
What the do you mean men cannot marry other men lol? Do you know about the legalisation of same-sex marriage lol
@snow92094 жыл бұрын
Snow A government can write any law they want to... but they can’t change TRUTH. The truth is that marriage, by definition, is only between one man and one woman, for life. No divorce & remarriage. People of the same sex can call their relationship and behavior whatever they want, and the government can even support it, but they can NEVER be married. Never. It’s not possible.
@DukeOfEarl884 жыл бұрын
@@DukeOfEarl88 AND THAT IS #TRUTH Well said!
@LinxDinx4 жыл бұрын
@@DukeOfEarl88 lmao okay dude stay ignorant... Like Martin Luther King Jr. Said; “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” and you sir, whether intentionally or not, are conveying both. Not that I don't agree with the point about sexualizing and fetishizing same-sex relationships, it's unneeded, but it happens. Despite this, it's nearly 2020 and you sound like you've been frozen for 50 years... There's no point in denying change such as this, change is one of the few things in life that are certain, and pushing it further away will just waste everyone's time. Stop being ignorant. Learn about your own motivations and prejudices, and then return and think about why you feel the need to be so uneducated about these kind of matters. Also haha what an awkward thing to put in at the end of a really reasonable comment "and by the way...", it sounds like you're trolling so evaluate your choices, create a little more positivity each day, instead of dragging others down for the appeasement of your own self-consciousness.
@Molly-tv5sv4 жыл бұрын
1:20 reminds me of middle school when you and the boys are trying your hardest not to crack up and fail.
@ZybakTV2 жыл бұрын
It feels wrong seeing Jordan Schlansky smile.
@TheJoker7182 жыл бұрын
If you make him smell something, he breaks character.
@rasikan5555 жыл бұрын
It has been patched in the update 6.0.2 he no longer break when smelling
@elbattarijamil77814 жыл бұрын
@@elbattarijamil7781 yaaa i saw it on the coffee video the coder did a good job
@ProfessorMuchacho4 жыл бұрын
Obviously because i break character when i smell coke
@vivares7654 жыл бұрын
You cracked it!
@midnightbearhug10274 жыл бұрын
Hey Jordan...pull my finger.
@jamescrud4 жыл бұрын
I love how Jordan breaking character is literally just every time he smiles
@TalAwesome9995 жыл бұрын
he's not 'breaking character' he's just smiling. he's not pretending to be some character. he's just asperbergers as shit. The guy who titled this video is a dipshit.
@1Erebus5 жыл бұрын
@@1Erebus Its an act buddy. Stop trying to be deep.
@stewie500014 жыл бұрын
@@1Erebus duuuuuuude ur such a clown
@varunsinghvi9204 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's scripted but it's so funny anyways lol
@cecilmckay10014 жыл бұрын
@@stewie50001 Conan has said 1000 times on and off air that Jordan is not playing a character. He sometimes exaggerates himself, but he's not pretending.
@Inoffensive_name4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine having an office job and Conan is one of your closest friends. Jordan is living the good life.
@The_Professor262 жыл бұрын
He didn't broke his character, he just has a good time.
@tanpantawan13072 жыл бұрын
This Italy trip was the event that finally broke Jordan
@FutureAbe6 жыл бұрын
morecrows gta he had broken multiple times before this trip
@lostspartan24646 жыл бұрын
but not all at once. Usually he would show the occasional bit of emotion on the occasional video but the trip to italy nearly had him laughing in every video.
@SuperJackman1176 жыл бұрын
He got excited
@danielfoo92036 жыл бұрын
morecrows gta you’ve got to hand it to the the guy though its incredible how long he’s kept this fake personality for .
@sd80626 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's cause' he more focused than on videos that have him for 2 minutes now it's more than 30-40 minutes
@Harry__6 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the most romantic smell “P l a s t I c c o a t I n g”
@bobthetomao92313 жыл бұрын
Oh, Baby, describe the durability!
@BubbaYoga2 жыл бұрын
That's why condoms were created for the plastic smell.
@alexstone10742 жыл бұрын
@@alexstone1074 omg jordan has a point
@bearbears30472 жыл бұрын
F o r d u r a b i l i t y
@JG-ce3pu Жыл бұрын
it's indeed considered romantic by fishes and the Kardashians
@sohamchowdhury7419 Жыл бұрын
It’s so good to see him break. He’s amazing at keeping it together.
@FEARisCOLD2 жыл бұрын
When he starts describing the wine, he can see Conan trying to hold back laughter and then he just goes
@saborwolf2 жыл бұрын
Never realized how much effort he puts in to try and make up silly arguments with Conan
@pata61293 жыл бұрын
and thats what makes this duo the best ever
@kevinfranco8713 жыл бұрын
They’re actually good arguments tho lol
@mxtw7910 Жыл бұрын
He knows the assignment
@robmausser Жыл бұрын
Half the time I'm on Jordan side though, not Conan's.
@tunahxushi4669 Жыл бұрын
The beauty of Jordan Schlansky is that he's only *half* playing a character. Part of it is really him. That's why it works so well. That or he's genuinely the most committed method actor in history.
@Lucifronz Жыл бұрын
If he is an actor, he’s so good. Seems like him and Conan are actual friends. I doubt he’s fully like that but I think he’s only half acting.
@Dubconnolly4 жыл бұрын
Tactical Bloo they are friends
@jasonhaberski68434 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think he's playing an exaggerated character of himself, but he's comfortable in front of a camera and vibes with Conan a ton. Conan's reactions are like half the act
@kzero14994 жыл бұрын
He's been working with Conan since 1996
@jonathein4 жыл бұрын
Agree
@st4rch1ld4 жыл бұрын
@¡Carajo! KEKW true
@ItalyStyler4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else notice how much Conan absolutely LOVES Jordan? Like even though he bullies him (playfully), he genuinely likes being around him. These 2 put together are amazing. Conan has an outgoing, live personality, while Jordan is rather dull and straight. Brilliant.
@carlosnava71802 жыл бұрын
“I feel like I’m lost in the woods right now..” lol
@RyanAnthonyDigitalMedia2 жыл бұрын
This is a bit he is paid to act chill out
@sujalgautam97612 жыл бұрын
They're like an old married couple on the train.
@saltiestorm17674 жыл бұрын
I had to stop watching cause I felt like I was listening to my parents 😄
@Pistachios364 жыл бұрын
They are like, hmmm what was the word used before the world went crazy ? Oh yes, friends.
@AleksandarIvanov694 жыл бұрын
omg yes gay icons
@lukedguy12533 жыл бұрын
@@AleksandarIvanov69 doesn’t mean that friends can’t act like a old married couple
@forgotmyname24623 жыл бұрын
Jordan in America: never cracks a smile Jordan in Italy: uncontrollable laughter at saying human soil
@dondark64233 жыл бұрын
I don't care if I'm a big deal A little deal A medium deal A nuetral deal I just want to go eat a good meal Who knew Jordan was Dr Seuss?
@homerjr.38815 жыл бұрын
Jon Buehler what is “nuetral”
@Jahelprod4 жыл бұрын
Jon Buehler top 10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss
@ewanbird18474 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@LilithGrey...FromHell4 жыл бұрын
ToeTag Gaming that is what NEUTRAL means but he said NUETRAL
@Jahelprod4 жыл бұрын
@@Jahelprod you must be fun at parties!
@PrincessDream934 жыл бұрын
Some people complain that, “He’s just playing a character, that’s not how he really is.” But idgaf because I love this character that’s just an extreme version of his actual self. He’s comedy gold
@ellad45042 жыл бұрын
I wanna make a movie called "The Schlansky Paradox" where he sits on a stool at a bar in a restaurant and just occasionally smiles while looking directly at the camera.
@heatherperleberg78162 жыл бұрын
XD
@subnectar3 ай бұрын
It seems like laughter is a new emotion to him and he he's still figuring it out.
@duytdl6 жыл бұрын
Lolol
@irena83076 жыл бұрын
duy So funny...so accurate. Lol
@Jayelala6 жыл бұрын
duy True, he's still trying to figure out what to do with his mouth to make it natural
@dkyk006 жыл бұрын
firmware update
@ArtVandelayOfficial6 жыл бұрын
nailed it
@BRILL-vb1jy6 жыл бұрын
"i dont concentrate on the fruit, i concentrate on the earth. i smell forest." he's high
@siara7055 жыл бұрын
He does look insane when he smiles though. 😄
@dudekazoo9 ай бұрын
The fact that Jordan never backs down even when he’s cracking up is the best
@Oozes_Dark2 жыл бұрын
He needs a software update. There’s currently a bug which allows him to show human emotions
@mohamedshuaau6324 жыл бұрын
Copied comment
@user-yy4sl5xr4l4 жыл бұрын
@@user-yy4sl5xr4l where do you think THAT comment came from
@edofluit65684 жыл бұрын
@@edofluit6568 not fully copied, but not original either. U can see a shit load of similar comments to this.
@user-yy4sl5xr4l4 жыл бұрын
He got the same one that Data had. The one that malfunctioned in Nemesis.
@jinvid4 жыл бұрын
The Italy trip shows the different side of Jordan.
@Kevin-finity6 жыл бұрын
Kevin Xu it's like a kid In a candy store
@NickTaylorRickPowers6 жыл бұрын
No wonder Jordan likes to go to Italy often. It makes him happy
@ferlinmarcini6 жыл бұрын
He's pretty mean to Conan, he finally realized that Conan won't fire him
@hughjuass18586 жыл бұрын
Jordan has cracked up before , but they usually edit it all out. I'm glad we're seeing the complete Jordan now.
@TheAgentAssassin6 жыл бұрын
Yes, the side that makes the human soil
@ricardo7017gbp6 жыл бұрын
It is nearly impossible to get me to laugh out loud anymore (especially by myself)... this video achieved the seemingly impossible. Well done!
@OkieAllDay2 жыл бұрын
Jordan now passes the Turing test. Terrifying.
@chloe1-2-3-4-56 жыл бұрын
Omg! Hahaha!!!
@maidros856 жыл бұрын
His taste in espresso however, is Turing complete
@blastedmind906 жыл бұрын
Chloe B hahahahahahahaah
@YourSoulsReaper6 жыл бұрын
Best comment yet about Jordan! 😂😂😂
@user-bf5dg4kn3h6 жыл бұрын
The Singularity has arrived. ... Dear God help us.
@BryanReeves6 жыл бұрын
Jordan is definitely weird, but he plays an extreme characterized version of himself usually on camera. It's nice to see him break that character and be real, which is still weird, and I get why Conan likes him.
@bartsimpsonsimpson33673 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!
@yellowcornproducts48872 жыл бұрын
I love him. He’s so fun and he obviously sees it in himself is willing to laugh about. What more can you ask in anyone?
@cheefussmith93802 жыл бұрын
He is not playing and that's nervous laughter
@karlscher51702 жыл бұрын
@@karlscher5170 What is your source on the autism and the rest of the things you've claimed?
@asukalangleysoryu66952 жыл бұрын
@@asukalangleysoryu6695 Observation. What's your source that he's playing a charakter?
@karlscher51702 жыл бұрын
These 2 together r just one of a kind just pure brilliant 👏
@jenknight18972 жыл бұрын
Jordan in Italy is like Stanley in Florida
@adrienwang982 жыл бұрын
Jordan and Conan are one of greatest straight man / fool combos of all time.
@lemonwedge46406 жыл бұрын
What does their sexual orientation have to do with it?
@c1ty5 жыл бұрын
what about jimmy kimmel and Gilerrmmo
@Ray-jv2mh5 жыл бұрын
mk triggered?
@101fobster5 жыл бұрын
mk straight man is a term used to describe a comedian that is indifferent to the stupid antics of another comedian
@jameswallace19265 жыл бұрын
i dunno man.. i think they're both fools in their own ways
@Manas-co8wl5 жыл бұрын
The train segment is possibly the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life.
@BlindSwami_4 жыл бұрын
It’s so funny especially when Jordan dies in laughter when Conan says I’m going to the bathroom to prepare some human soil
@franz68593 жыл бұрын
Curb-tier conversation.
@JuliusCaesar8883 жыл бұрын
and then conans like 'youre frightening me' in the most serious old lady way possible lool
@agent14663 жыл бұрын
i'm in tears
@jhsnpp15953 жыл бұрын
@@jhsnpp1595 my favourite part is when he folds the train ticket to smell it as if he's breaking apart a fresh loaf of bread haha
@thealpacaa2 жыл бұрын
Jordan laughing is literally on my top 5 list of things that make me happy.
@project11orso702 жыл бұрын
I have always fallen in the camp of loving when actors break character. It makes me laugh with them. This was great.
@johnnyeaton11 ай бұрын
His point about the bidet is completely reasonable.
@thecurtle4 жыл бұрын
yes. He needs a bidet in Italy but not America to wipe human soil off his arm.
@Gravydog3164 жыл бұрын
@@RobsRobotChannel we'll have to take your word on that, chief
@Gravydog3164 жыл бұрын
It is a fair point. But I also don't eat off of my own asshole, my hands and arms get near my food and face and mouth.
@timkinney87194 жыл бұрын
My old boss & his wife had a bidet 😬. It was disgusting, it always had bits of shit & shit water splashed all over it! 😬. I never used it.
@joshuakalaniparks90844 жыл бұрын
@@joshuakalaniparks9084 You're supposed to keep it clean dumdum. Not use it with shit all over it.
@Chad.Commenter4 жыл бұрын
Jordan actually makes me laugh, out loud. I almost soiled right outta my ass laughing at the dude. Been loving these skits for YEARS and finally...he's a smiling little bastard. Bless
@ThisOffendsMeTV6 жыл бұрын
ThisOffendsMeTV Dude I’m literally crying right now! Same here, I’ve been following these 2 for years and they NEVER disappoint!! 😂
@albertoavena6 жыл бұрын
I think you mean "I almost human soiled right outta my ass"
@trickytreyperfected14826 жыл бұрын
Was it human soil?
@GlenLauderdale6 жыл бұрын
"I almost soiled right outta my ass laughing". That is the single greatest way to say "I almost shit myself" I have ever heard anyone say xDDD
@entrax5545 жыл бұрын
Soiled?
@asp44975 жыл бұрын
You can tell they’re close friends and their extreme introvert/extrovert personalities for these remotes makes it even better. I can imagine their behind the scene friendship is some next level bromance
@jacebrogden34902 жыл бұрын
Seeing Jordan break character always makes me happy. I laugh/smile til my face hurts. These guys are the best at being opposed to one another
@slimer1984 Жыл бұрын
It took me a solid year of watching Conan to figure out Jordan's performance was completely satire.
@randomviewer79165 жыл бұрын
Random Viewer I didn’t know until now, but I haven’t watched Conan for so d time now.
@motodog2425 жыл бұрын
I'm still not sure..
@arse35935 жыл бұрын
That's really him. It isn't satire. He is my best friends, cousins, great uncle and they've told me that's him.
@theresonly2genders8575 жыл бұрын
@anonym S 1:28 & 1:31 Jordan trying to hold his laughter with an unavoidable smile from what he just said (and Conan's comedic silence), and eventually cracking up when the lady gave a serious response; 2:54 Jordan's still laughing when it cuts here, meaning he usually laughs as soon as the camera cuts; 3:36 Couldn't help but laugh at that ticket smelling bit, tried to cover it with the ticket at first but gave up since he was laughing too hard; 4:16 Constantly holding a smile; 5:20 Finally can't hold any more laughter and brings it all out involuntarily, as we all often do, even those who are really well trained in holding laugher, such as Conan and Jordan; 6:00 Almost bursted out laughing at Conan's joke right before saying his response, which ofc was a killer so he couldn't help it (and Conan had to laugh as well, although he stuck to the bit&character afterwards, much like Jordan usually does [A basic rule of improv]). From here on he just found this bit so funny that he couldn't stick to character until the very end of the clip.
@lotaryguy125 жыл бұрын
@@lotaryguy12 you just pointed out things which are clearly seen in the video and are also highlighted the title which leads you to expect him to laugh and makes you notice it more easily.
@tr3nta3455 жыл бұрын
He’s supposed to be lifeless and sociopathic but his laugh is contagious
@hunterburrell36014 жыл бұрын
It's a malfunction in the mouth movements
@ln79294 жыл бұрын
Sociopathic? Even for his character that seems a bit far.
@RabbitNose4 жыл бұрын
People say that same shit about my laugh, still don't know if it's an insult or not
@juniorgaytan30993 жыл бұрын
@@juniorgaytan3099 I mean, as long as they only say the part about the laugh and not the other stuff, then why not?
@grmpf3 жыл бұрын
@@RabbitNose Conan seems more sociopathic than him
@Aryzo3 жыл бұрын
the facial expression at 1:28 says he knows he just said some dumb shit 😂
@thealpacaa2 жыл бұрын
Every other couple of months or so I come to watch these. My guilty pleasure lol
@nowajohnson61764 ай бұрын
Jordan is a child at heart, he always laughs at poop jokes
@trashreap4 жыл бұрын
You can tell that underneath the act that these two are best pals 👍
@Sonnie1255 жыл бұрын
If you listen to the _Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend_ or the _Inside Conan_ podcast, you'll find out he actually is strange like that.
@AyAy0084 жыл бұрын
Jeez, I hope so!!!
@ninar.57454 жыл бұрын
@Slaughter Bot You don't seem to understand... anything really.
@IAmTheBestMang4 жыл бұрын
They've been work colleagues for 10+ years, defo friends
@NILoaNtFaCkBa4 жыл бұрын
@@NILoaNtFaCkBa he's been with Conan since the mid 90s
@jake37364 жыл бұрын
These moments are so awesome. That trip was non-stop hilarity. Miss these guys very much.
@IRgEEKАй бұрын
The laughter on the train was the biggest and most expressive ive ever seen jordan be 😂
@PleasantlyDisturbing5 ай бұрын
The "I'm enjoying my time with you" was so genuine.
@timothybrugger38383 жыл бұрын
I want something like that too 😭
@DestroyaEnigmatica3 жыл бұрын
you know these words are genuine when you hear it from an introvert person cause they rarely say these cheesy thing ever.
@hoangduong49812 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@ilovecalumscott80082 жыл бұрын
@@ilovecalumscott8008 7:24...
@stepbromixin80372 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@michaelrosen68142 жыл бұрын
This Jordan 1.8 patch with the laughter still has some bugs that need ironing out
@MrChumpion6 жыл бұрын
Him laughing reminds of that dinner table scene in A.I, his timing is about as appropriate. I wonder if Conan kept the receipt so he can return him back to the factory.
@Gyrbae5 жыл бұрын
Nerf Conan pls
@santiagorain69185 жыл бұрын
Going to call shit “human soil” until I die
@sly48942 жыл бұрын
This is so great, thank you for the video.
@mercster2 жыл бұрын
Jordan: delivers an expertly crafted public speech about the artistry behind the Star Wars saga Also Jordan: *laughs at poop and fart*
@ryandavidjacobs4 жыл бұрын
He started cracking up after smelling the ticket, and trying not to laugh just made him laugh more
@wardeni48064 жыл бұрын
Funny fart poop lol
@lowen__4 жыл бұрын
where can I find the speech u mentioned? I'm curious
@salty_web_69564 жыл бұрын
not poop my friend, but human soil
@firstnamelastname92193 жыл бұрын
There’s no shame in that 😆
@n.ff.3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard i made human soil in my pants
@remikvalheim34315 жыл бұрын
Would you say, 🙄 You soiled yourself.. Badum tshhh You know what Jordan was actually onto something there.. I forgot about this phrase
@myman83365 жыл бұрын
Human soil😂🤣😂🤣
@rexstetson17175 жыл бұрын
You soiled yourself
@alexmighty6934 жыл бұрын
Oh soil! He soiled himself... Soil's crazy bruh.
@renuuzra90444 жыл бұрын
Human soil is just congealed butthole oil😂
@Taylor-xh8uh4 жыл бұрын
I love how they both are highly intelligent and are able to have clever banter amongst each other 😂
@EliasWolf779 ай бұрын
"break character" it's just his new software that can mimic human laughter. The thing is the timing is a bit off that's why he laughs suddenly and at inappropriate times.
@danvoncarr5 жыл бұрын
Dan Von Carr hahaha
@faresali59495 жыл бұрын
Mind blown! I didn't think of that!!
@CoopertheTrooper-xx2rq5 жыл бұрын
He's Beta Testing for ZuckerBorg.
@freeyourmind7755 жыл бұрын
Jordan reminds me of Roger Federer incidentally unplanned the Mikhail Jordan of Tennis
@veerlaff55284 жыл бұрын
Who else is on a Jordan Schlansky binge watch?
@varunmehta56274 жыл бұрын
I’m addicted
@drabanddour4 жыл бұрын
Just watched them all. I even searched Jordan’s name and there are no more videos. I’m sad 😢
@Tackleqb4 жыл бұрын
Just started today
@domtron88734 жыл бұрын
Jordan schlansky bulged watch; yes
@TheCrooksandCastle4 жыл бұрын
Checking in
@144avery4 жыл бұрын
I have never been so happy to see somebody laugh, as I have when I see Jordan laughing..
@donaldkeith1392 жыл бұрын
Jordan is such a fascinating character and we all love him
@ash83292 жыл бұрын
Artificial Intelligence is getting more human as we speak.
@loev11736 жыл бұрын
SingleDad61 lol
@tacorevenge876 жыл бұрын
.And hopefully more stupid
@falseavatar80465 жыл бұрын
The cracking up in Italy doesn't count. He was running on his newly installed Italy program, which is a little glitchy.
@PerEkare6 жыл бұрын
PerEkare They will make him stronger, better
@positronicreflex.6 жыл бұрын
You made me laugh. Congratulations, sir.
@JonnyBeoulve6 жыл бұрын
No matter how bad your day has been, these 2 manage to make it all good again
@xxdead_mercyxxfanboy4992 жыл бұрын
The way the switch roles between funny and straight man in their improv is impeccable.
@whatsabryan Жыл бұрын
Here's the most important life lesson of all life lessons: Don't be concerned with being a big deal, be concerned with having a good meal. Don't care if you're a big deal, a little deal, a medium deal. A neutral deal. Just go eat a good meal.
@sthoverthere6 жыл бұрын
Thanks. I'll jot that down in my flipbook of quotes.
@Manas-co8wl5 жыл бұрын
One shall not project his insecurity onto others.
@lololo5 жыл бұрын
-This needs to be a bumper sticker-
@geefreck5 жыл бұрын
And don't steal and think about how your deal makes you feel while you're eating your meal which could be veal.
Basically, Jordan breaks whenever he realizes he's too deep in his own bullshit to back out
You can see the moment where he realizes he's backed himself into a corner and can't get out And you can also see the moment Conan realizes the same thing
Hehe well spoken X 2
you mean "his own bull-human-soil."
The accuracy
@@aliciaballesteros-mitchell1059 😂😂
He broke character the most because Conan took him to Italy and that made Jordan so happy
awwwww :D
BadAssEngineering actually he’s been to like 7 cities already, and people at work say he’s actually like that
@@enriquesanchez8140 Jordan is a genius.
He isn't a character. He is able to find things funny.
Yep
Jordan: “I smell forest.” Conan: “I smell bullshit.”🤣
Don't you mean Human soil 🤣
Let the sh** fly lol
Bull soil actually
Human fertilizer compound
There might be a bull in that forest.
😂😂😂 Jordan was REALLY committed to finishing that 'human soil' bit lmao
He had such a good point thoo
He was right and Conan was trying to bail out beacuse he knew he was wrong
Still a weirdo
@@nomnom112 its just a character duh
@@farrel_ra So you still don't believe Conan when he said a hundred times and still saying that "Jordan is real, stop asking"
He just didn’t prepare his body in various ways
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He went to CVS and the Norelco Body Groom was out of stock.
XD
I want u to say anus.
This has to be it!
When Conan laughs, Jordan gets serious. When Jordan laughs, Conan gets serious. These are the basic laws of the universe.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
That's how I explain Pauli exclusion principle to my students.
The Time Keepers are the matter. - LoKi
Yin and yang
This is quite true. I sincerely concur.
He breaks character when he doesn’t even know what he is talking about. Lol
the CDC says it's mandatory to go on a Jordan Schlansky binge every year
Legit what I’m doing right now
I just started watching Conan on YT recently and Jordan will stay with me forever for sure. Lmao, first time I saw him mentioned, staff members were pointing him as the person Conan should fire, and I had no context as to why him. I should watch this video again now:D
He’s my one & only soulmate.
True
We a need a travel show. A Jordan Takes Conan To...some random place, type of travel show.
Jordan in America: never cracks a smile Jordan in Italy: uncontrollable laughter at saying human soil
That's what I am thinking... Though people like Jordan can laugh in their favorite places
@@gayathri5909 That's me. I am happy in my favorite places. Is that weird?
@@temporarymomentary not at all
I am like number 666.... Someone hurry & press the like button 😳
Gayathri Nair Jordan leagues anywhere. His complete lack of emotion is just an act
"I don't care if I'm the big deal, a little deal, a medium deal. A neutral deal. I just want to go eat a good meal" That was oddly poetic.
Why cuz it rhymes?
@@papa_squat well done 👏
@@papa_squat yea I’m with you... just cos it rhymes doesn’t make it poetic.
Yeah hey, good artistic ear
Jordan was spitting bars
He broke so much on the Italy trip. It's hilarious to hear and see him finally laugh!
probably the biggest reason why it's one of the funniest remotes
I think it was mentioned in a podcast that they both were quite sleep deprived, so that might have played into it.
I love it that Jordan cracks up about the strangest things. His whole deal is that he doesn't crack up, but when he does, it's kinda still in character as he cracks up when talking about bidets and human feces :)
Human soil
Who doesnt laugh at feces? It's such a silly thing that it's funny
bidets*
He's laughing specifically because it's a strange thing. He's playing a character and when he realizes he's said shit that's beyond insane for even his own character he finds it funny.
Soil… it’s human soil.
I like how he usually never laughs at any of Conan's quality jokes, but when they start talking about "human soil" then he absolutely loses it.
@b00ger901 God, what an intelligent comment. Thanks for your insights, b00ger.
'quality'
@b00ger901 this sounds like something Jordan would say
@b00ger901 that is so true, unless you are drunk
b00ger901 you don’t know everything brother, just thought I’d put that out there
He doesn't break character, his human emotion software package just doesn't run sometimes.
Isnt that backwards. Because normally it seems to not be running properly
Somebody else in the comments made that same joke 5 months ago.
A glitch in the system a simple manual reebot shoul repair it
Most of the times
DAMNIT DATA! PLAY YOUR ROLE!
The difference between an introvert and an extrovert is that when an introvert tells a joke, he's already at the punchline by the time he says it.
Fucking hell, that's so true
I don't get it?
@@HOTD108_ Introverts tend to think ahead when speaking. So when telling a shitty joke, midway through the joke we think about the punchline, which causes us to crack up laughing before actually saying it.
@@Akeldama9 Thanks for explaining!
@@Akeldama9 thanks for explaining
I can’t imagine how difficult it must be for both of them to hold back their laughter while doing their bits.
What so good about him is that i honestly still don't know if he's actually playing a character or not.
He wasnt but as the show goes on he does make it funnier and exaggerates his character..but still hilarious
@@JohnnyDeppforlifee yesssss
he isn't... Conan has said it athousand times
Are you ppl serious? He's playing a funny caricature / parody of himself.. How the hell are you ppl in youtube comments so young/socially inexperienced that even these clips weren't enough to make you understand this improv act? It wouldn't even be funny from start to finish if Jordan didn't know what he was doing, and he wouldn't be part of the production team of the Conan show if he was really oblivious to comedy as his character pretends to be. I shouldn't even have to make these points though, the intentions behind this should be crystal clear just from watching it, even more so from watching these moments where he broke character but they had to leave it in because it was so funny.
@@lotaryguy12 go look up the definition of irony, bud
Jordan Schlansky is not a character , it's a Lifestyle
He is the ultimate nerd.
He is a state of mind on the same level as Gina Lenetti spaghetti confetti
Capital “L”
He prepares his lifestyle in different ways
It literally is bc Conan has blatantly admitted that the Jordan you see on camera is the same Jordan off camera
I love the wine tasting bit, it’s so impressively well constructed, and when Jordan breaks you get a nice peak behind the scenes - let the professional wine taster show her skills - Jordan, the pretentious character, tries to contradict her with bs so that Conan can argue with him in favor of the professional - Jordan, the real person, can’t handle his own joke and starts to crack, and locks eyes with Conan, hoping Conan can help save him - Conan stays in character and doesn’t help Jordan get back on track, forcing Jordan to double down - Conan breaks with Jordan as the joke spirals - The Wine Taster, who understands what is going on but isn’t a comedian, tries to help Jordan, making him laugh harder Etc Idk, just wanted to get that out of my brain
Oh my gosh, this analysis makes that scene make so much more sense and so much funnier
@@casieropski He didn't contradict her though
It's also worth noting they answered in a Q&A that the wine taster had no idea they were comedians and actually got concerned that they were genuinely upset with one another.
@@Cottagegay oh shit so i'm not totally right, but thats really interesting
@@Cottagegay Yeah. I read that she stopped the filming and said "this is madness". Something got lost in translation and she thought they were filming a travel show, not a comedy show. She was concerned about the image of the vinyard. Once things were explained, filming continued.
Jordan: "... And uhh right now I smell a forest." His brain: "The hell did I just say? What kind of nonsense bullshit was that?"
This is a bit he is paid to act chill out
@Mr Lonely who are you?
The correct iteration of this, Jordan : “… and uhhh right now I smell a forest.” Jordan’s inner dialogue : “the bell did I just say? What kind of nonsensical human soil was that?” Lol
I love it 😂
@@sujalgautam9761 you dont need to know someone to talk w them through the internet dumbass 💀
It’s funny because Jordan has such a contagious laugh, for a person who plays a super serious character
Knock knock
@@Anonymous-Wolf whos there
@@aniqnxbil you just got ding dong ditched
@@shrekonion8307 you just got ding song ditched who?
@@kkay000 hold on i didnt even knock yet
Honestly...I wouldn't mind if Conan ditches the celebrities and just does a travel show or remotes with Jordan Schlansky on a weekly basis
And sona
This aged horribly, Conan just announced his end of his TBS talk show and now doing Conan without borders and internet stuff
@@freddiedancey8223 and a new show on HBO max. This didn't age horribly at all.
@@ChrisBeames I stand corrected this Aged perfectly then, except u can’t get HBO max where I live :////
Seriously agreed lol
You can tell this is a decades long friendship by the way they rib each other whenever Jordan breaks. Never gets old.
I think Jordan cracks up so much on this trip to Italy bc he is genuinely so giddy to be in his favourite place with Conan and he can’t contain his enjoyment. :)
jordan can keep a straight face during his skits but cant handle his own poop jokes lmao
it's because of his gayness
Poop jokes are beyond his information processing capability
you mean conan
@Simon Dewitt I can imagine such a person would be a terrific partner to a comedian.
His poop jokes were hilarious. Imho.
The irony is whenever he breaks character he starts calling Conan stupid while Conan is doing nothing stupid at that time and stays calm whenever he is in his character despite Conan doing the stupidest thing ever.
Because he does not break in relation to Conan's character but to his own. He breaks when he's too deep in his own bs, like the top comment said.
I mean the man has a point no? 😂 I love how he can find the ridiculousness of HOW hes explaining it, but at the end of the day hes right and Conan is responding with jokes becausw thats the only way he knows how to
sibling energy
It also seems like Conan uses it as a bit in itself. If Conan cracks up with him, Jordan doesn't look "crazy" it's just two dudes laughing together. Conan staying serious almost makes Jordan laughing at Conan seem more absurd. Kinda brilliant really.
Wait, you're saying Conan is being calm in those instances when Jordan laughs, yet that "being in character and calm" for Conan means doing stupid things, but those things don't seem stupid because Conan is doing them while in character?
“I am a face that is adored worldwide. You’re a monster.”
This is a bit he is paid to act chill out
I literally and legitimately thought he said “you’re a mobster.”
The clearest “break” of character was in one of their early sketches when Conan walked into his office ahead of the camera crew coming round the corner and Jordan did a really friendly “hey” then it hard cut to him being deadpan character when the camera crew was in with them. (Think it was the coffee machine one)
It was the one with the room organizer who cleaned his office.
What’s the video called?
@@spacerboi It's called "Conan Forces Jordan Schlansky To Clean His Filthy Office" kzhead.info/sun/n7ucpMeGeaVopIk/bejne.html
@@spacerboi just checked, it's the coffee machine one. He does "hey!" Then double takes the camera and it cuts to him standing with a dead pan reaction next to conan hahah
Also when he and Conan are shopping for western gear. At the very end he's shown walking and his cowboy hat blows off and he laughs trying to chase it.
He’s not acting or breaking character. He’s just happy to be in Italy.
Exactly. It’s romantic
This didn’t age well 😅 (Just joking)
😂
@@__Cynthia yikes lol
its where he was manufactured
He looks like a totally different person when he laughs
Meiji super adorable
Ikr lmao
he Looks like a goblin when he laughs :D he even creeps me more out
SY&H 7 Holy crap! I thought I was the only one who thought he looks like a goblin hahaha
I was making human soil as I read this comment
I can tell these two are great friends. They can shit talk each other so much, and always come out the other side with a laugh. They're total opposites, like two aliens who grew up millions of light years away from each other, trying to adapt to one another's behaviors, and somehow always seem to make it work out.
The part in the train when he says "human soil" over and over again while cracking up every time makes me cry laugh
You can tell Jordan genuinely had a good time during that Italy trip. He broke character so many times and this is just a fraction of it lol
@Dodger WHY ARE YOU TYPING LIKE THIS. THIS IS NOT PROPER FORMAT.
@@Zargabaath Its just a means to communicate and he succeeded in communicating
Jordan's algorithm were perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
@@redacted2275 r/unexpectedthanos
Jordan is actually great at improv, and his comedic chemistry with Conan is fantastic.
Absolutely, he's one of those people who starts with a really good improv character because it's just a lot of his natural tendencies dialed up to 11.
its the classic funny man straight man dynamic taken to the next level due to conan being exceptionally funny and jordan being exceptionally gay.
what worries me is if the same is with conan, cos if so wow what a piece of shit.
@@rays5163 isn't he married with a wife
@@gleepot yes he is not actually gay.
I still just choose to believe this isnt him breaking character, this is still actually him.
I'm pretty sure it's just him cracking up
@@ashrafabdillah5369 He's like conan, his improv is based on his normal personality
@@ashrafabdillah5369 The human soil part was just him laughing at Conan but I think while smelling the card he actually had to take the L.
I didn’t realize Jordan breaking character would be so adorably wholesome. Saving to the depression cure playlist along with baby animal videos
Other late night shows: "We have celebrities playing games" Team Coco: "We have a Jordan"
and Jordan is greater than those celebs
Jordan and Sona
Literally any staff member can be comedy gold,(also just found out John krasinski interned in Conan)
And Andy and Tony Thecameraman
was this an avengers joke? can i woosh the people above me?
They are like a gay couple that have been married for years.
luis chacon Or... they act like FRIENDS. Why do you have to pervert it? And by the way, men cannot marry men.
What the do you mean men cannot marry other men lol? Do you know about the legalisation of same-sex marriage lol
Snow A government can write any law they want to... but they can’t change TRUTH. The truth is that marriage, by definition, is only between one man and one woman, for life. No divorce & remarriage. People of the same sex can call their relationship and behavior whatever they want, and the government can even support it, but they can NEVER be married. Never. It’s not possible.
@@DukeOfEarl88 AND THAT IS #TRUTH Well said!
@@DukeOfEarl88 lmao okay dude stay ignorant... Like Martin Luther King Jr. Said; “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” and you sir, whether intentionally or not, are conveying both. Not that I don't agree with the point about sexualizing and fetishizing same-sex relationships, it's unneeded, but it happens. Despite this, it's nearly 2020 and you sound like you've been frozen for 50 years... There's no point in denying change such as this, change is one of the few things in life that are certain, and pushing it further away will just waste everyone's time. Stop being ignorant. Learn about your own motivations and prejudices, and then return and think about why you feel the need to be so uneducated about these kind of matters. Also haha what an awkward thing to put in at the end of a really reasonable comment "and by the way...", it sounds like you're trolling so evaluate your choices, create a little more positivity each day, instead of dragging others down for the appeasement of your own self-consciousness.
1:20 reminds me of middle school when you and the boys are trying your hardest not to crack up and fail.
It feels wrong seeing Jordan Schlansky smile.
If you make him smell something, he breaks character.
It has been patched in the update 6.0.2 he no longer break when smelling
@@elbattarijamil7781 yaaa i saw it on the coffee video the coder did a good job
Obviously because i break character when i smell coke
You cracked it!
Hey Jordan...pull my finger.
I love how Jordan breaking character is literally just every time he smiles
he's not 'breaking character' he's just smiling. he's not pretending to be some character. he's just asperbergers as shit. The guy who titled this video is a dipshit.
@@1Erebus Its an act buddy. Stop trying to be deep.
@@1Erebus duuuuuuude ur such a clown
Yeah it's scripted but it's so funny anyways lol
@@stewie50001 Conan has said 1000 times on and off air that Jordan is not playing a character. He sometimes exaggerates himself, but he's not pretending.
Can you imagine having an office job and Conan is one of your closest friends. Jordan is living the good life.
He didn't broke his character, he just has a good time.
This Italy trip was the event that finally broke Jordan
morecrows gta he had broken multiple times before this trip
but not all at once. Usually he would show the occasional bit of emotion on the occasional video but the trip to italy nearly had him laughing in every video.
He got excited
morecrows gta you’ve got to hand it to the the guy though its incredible how long he’s kept this fake personality for .
Maybe it's cause' he more focused than on videos that have him for 2 minutes now it's more than 30-40 minutes
Ah yes the most romantic smell “P l a s t I c c o a t I n g”
Oh, Baby, describe the durability!
That's why condoms were created for the plastic smell.
@@alexstone1074 omg jordan has a point
F o r d u r a b i l i t y
it's indeed considered romantic by fishes and the Kardashians
It’s so good to see him break. He’s amazing at keeping it together.
When he starts describing the wine, he can see Conan trying to hold back laughter and then he just goes
Never realized how much effort he puts in to try and make up silly arguments with Conan
and thats what makes this duo the best ever
They’re actually good arguments tho lol
He knows the assignment
Half the time I'm on Jordan side though, not Conan's.
The beauty of Jordan Schlansky is that he's only *half* playing a character. Part of it is really him. That's why it works so well. That or he's genuinely the most committed method actor in history.
If he is an actor, he’s so good. Seems like him and Conan are actual friends. I doubt he’s fully like that but I think he’s only half acting.
Tactical Bloo they are friends
Yeah I think he's playing an exaggerated character of himself, but he's comfortable in front of a camera and vibes with Conan a ton. Conan's reactions are like half the act
He's been working with Conan since 1996
Agree
@¡Carajo! KEKW true
Does anyone else notice how much Conan absolutely LOVES Jordan? Like even though he bullies him (playfully), he genuinely likes being around him. These 2 put together are amazing. Conan has an outgoing, live personality, while Jordan is rather dull and straight. Brilliant.
“I feel like I’m lost in the woods right now..” lol
This is a bit he is paid to act chill out
They're like an old married couple on the train.
I had to stop watching cause I felt like I was listening to my parents 😄
They are like, hmmm what was the word used before the world went crazy ? Oh yes, friends.
omg yes gay icons
@@AleksandarIvanov69 doesn’t mean that friends can’t act like a old married couple
Jordan in America: never cracks a smile Jordan in Italy: uncontrollable laughter at saying human soil
I don't care if I'm a big deal A little deal A medium deal A nuetral deal I just want to go eat a good meal Who knew Jordan was Dr Seuss?
Jon Buehler what is “nuetral”
Jon Buehler top 10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss
😂😂😂
ToeTag Gaming that is what NEUTRAL means but he said NUETRAL
@@Jahelprod you must be fun at parties!
Some people complain that, “He’s just playing a character, that’s not how he really is.” But idgaf because I love this character that’s just an extreme version of his actual self. He’s comedy gold
I wanna make a movie called "The Schlansky Paradox" where he sits on a stool at a bar in a restaurant and just occasionally smiles while looking directly at the camera.
XD
It seems like laughter is a new emotion to him and he he's still figuring it out.
Lolol
duy So funny...so accurate. Lol
duy True, he's still trying to figure out what to do with his mouth to make it natural
firmware update
nailed it
"i dont concentrate on the fruit, i concentrate on the earth. i smell forest." he's high
He does look insane when he smiles though. 😄
The fact that Jordan never backs down even when he’s cracking up is the best
He needs a software update. There’s currently a bug which allows him to show human emotions
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@@user-yy4sl5xr4l where do you think THAT comment came from
@@edofluit6568 not fully copied, but not original either. U can see a shit load of similar comments to this.
He got the same one that Data had. The one that malfunctioned in Nemesis.
The Italy trip shows the different side of Jordan.
Kevin Xu it's like a kid In a candy store
No wonder Jordan likes to go to Italy often. It makes him happy
He's pretty mean to Conan, he finally realized that Conan won't fire him
Jordan has cracked up before , but they usually edit it all out. I'm glad we're seeing the complete Jordan now.
Yes, the side that makes the human soil
It is nearly impossible to get me to laugh out loud anymore (especially by myself)... this video achieved the seemingly impossible. Well done!
Jordan now passes the Turing test. Terrifying.
Omg! Hahaha!!!
His taste in espresso however, is Turing complete
Chloe B hahahahahahahaah
Best comment yet about Jordan! 😂😂😂
The Singularity has arrived. ... Dear God help us.
Jordan is definitely weird, but he plays an extreme characterized version of himself usually on camera. It's nice to see him break that character and be real, which is still weird, and I get why Conan likes him.
Exactly!!
I love him. He’s so fun and he obviously sees it in himself is willing to laugh about. What more can you ask in anyone?
He is not playing and that's nervous laughter
@@karlscher5170 What is your source on the autism and the rest of the things you've claimed?
@@asukalangleysoryu6695 Observation. What's your source that he's playing a charakter?
These 2 together r just one of a kind just pure brilliant 👏
Jordan in Italy is like Stanley in Florida
Jordan and Conan are one of greatest straight man / fool combos of all time.
What does their sexual orientation have to do with it?
what about jimmy kimmel and Gilerrmmo
mk triggered?
mk straight man is a term used to describe a comedian that is indifferent to the stupid antics of another comedian
i dunno man.. i think they're both fools in their own ways
The train segment is possibly the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life.
It’s so funny especially when Jordan dies in laughter when Conan says I’m going to the bathroom to prepare some human soil
Curb-tier conversation.
and then conans like 'youre frightening me' in the most serious old lady way possible lool
i'm in tears
@@jhsnpp1595 my favourite part is when he folds the train ticket to smell it as if he's breaking apart a fresh loaf of bread haha
Jordan laughing is literally on my top 5 list of things that make me happy.
I have always fallen in the camp of loving when actors break character. It makes me laugh with them. This was great.
His point about the bidet is completely reasonable.
yes. He needs a bidet in Italy but not America to wipe human soil off his arm.
@@RobsRobotChannel we'll have to take your word on that, chief
It is a fair point. But I also don't eat off of my own asshole, my hands and arms get near my food and face and mouth.
My old boss & his wife had a bidet 😬. It was disgusting, it always had bits of shit & shit water splashed all over it! 😬. I never used it.
@@joshuakalaniparks9084 You're supposed to keep it clean dumdum. Not use it with shit all over it.
Jordan actually makes me laugh, out loud. I almost soiled right outta my ass laughing at the dude. Been loving these skits for YEARS and finally...he's a smiling little bastard. Bless
ThisOffendsMeTV Dude I’m literally crying right now! Same here, I’ve been following these 2 for years and they NEVER disappoint!! 😂
I think you mean "I almost human soiled right outta my ass"
Was it human soil?
"I almost soiled right outta my ass laughing". That is the single greatest way to say "I almost shit myself" I have ever heard anyone say xDDD
Soiled?
You can tell they’re close friends and their extreme introvert/extrovert personalities for these remotes makes it even better. I can imagine their behind the scene friendship is some next level bromance
Seeing Jordan break character always makes me happy. I laugh/smile til my face hurts. These guys are the best at being opposed to one another
It took me a solid year of watching Conan to figure out Jordan's performance was completely satire.
Random Viewer I didn’t know until now, but I haven’t watched Conan for so d time now.
I'm still not sure..
That's really him. It isn't satire. He is my best friends, cousins, great uncle and they've told me that's him.
@anonym S 1:28 & 1:31 Jordan trying to hold his laughter with an unavoidable smile from what he just said (and Conan's comedic silence), and eventually cracking up when the lady gave a serious response; 2:54 Jordan's still laughing when it cuts here, meaning he usually laughs as soon as the camera cuts; 3:36 Couldn't help but laugh at that ticket smelling bit, tried to cover it with the ticket at first but gave up since he was laughing too hard; 4:16 Constantly holding a smile; 5:20 Finally can't hold any more laughter and brings it all out involuntarily, as we all often do, even those who are really well trained in holding laugher, such as Conan and Jordan; 6:00 Almost bursted out laughing at Conan's joke right before saying his response, which ofc was a killer so he couldn't help it (and Conan had to laugh as well, although he stuck to the bit&character afterwards, much like Jordan usually does [A basic rule of improv]). From here on he just found this bit so funny that he couldn't stick to character until the very end of the clip.
@@lotaryguy12 you just pointed out things which are clearly seen in the video and are also highlighted the title which leads you to expect him to laugh and makes you notice it more easily.
He’s supposed to be lifeless and sociopathic but his laugh is contagious
It's a malfunction in the mouth movements
Sociopathic? Even for his character that seems a bit far.
People say that same shit about my laugh, still don't know if it's an insult or not
@@juniorgaytan3099 I mean, as long as they only say the part about the laugh and not the other stuff, then why not?
@@RabbitNose Conan seems more sociopathic than him
the facial expression at 1:28 says he knows he just said some dumb shit 😂
Every other couple of months or so I come to watch these. My guilty pleasure lol
Jordan is a child at heart, he always laughs at poop jokes
You can tell that underneath the act that these two are best pals 👍
If you listen to the _Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend_ or the _Inside Conan_ podcast, you'll find out he actually is strange like that.
Jeez, I hope so!!!
@Slaughter Bot You don't seem to understand... anything really.
They've been work colleagues for 10+ years, defo friends
@@NILoaNtFaCkBa he's been with Conan since the mid 90s
These moments are so awesome. That trip was non-stop hilarity. Miss these guys very much.
The laughter on the train was the biggest and most expressive ive ever seen jordan be 😂
The "I'm enjoying my time with you" was so genuine.
I want something like that too 😭
you know these words are genuine when you hear it from an introvert person cause they rarely say these cheesy thing ever.
Time stamp?
@@ilovecalumscott8008 7:24...
Indeed
This Jordan 1.8 patch with the laughter still has some bugs that need ironing out
Him laughing reminds of that dinner table scene in A.I, his timing is about as appropriate. I wonder if Conan kept the receipt so he can return him back to the factory.
Nerf Conan pls
Going to call shit “human soil” until I die
This is so great, thank you for the video.
Jordan: delivers an expertly crafted public speech about the artistry behind the Star Wars saga Also Jordan: *laughs at poop and fart*
He started cracking up after smelling the ticket, and trying not to laugh just made him laugh more
Funny fart poop lol
where can I find the speech u mentioned? I'm curious
not poop my friend, but human soil
There’s no shame in that 😆
I laughed so hard i made human soil in my pants
Would you say, 🙄 You soiled yourself.. Badum tshhh You know what Jordan was actually onto something there.. I forgot about this phrase
Human soil😂🤣😂🤣
You soiled yourself
Oh soil! He soiled himself... Soil's crazy bruh.
Human soil is just congealed butthole oil😂
I love how they both are highly intelligent and are able to have clever banter amongst each other 😂
"break character" it's just his new software that can mimic human laughter. The thing is the timing is a bit off that's why he laughs suddenly and at inappropriate times.
Dan Von Carr hahaha
Mind blown! I didn't think of that!!
He's Beta Testing for ZuckerBorg.
Jordan reminds me of Roger Federer incidentally unplanned the Mikhail Jordan of Tennis
Who else is on a Jordan Schlansky binge watch?
I’m addicted
Just watched them all. I even searched Jordan’s name and there are no more videos. I’m sad 😢
Just started today
Jordan schlansky bulged watch; yes
Checking in
I have never been so happy to see somebody laugh, as I have when I see Jordan laughing..
Jordan is such a fascinating character and we all love him
Artificial Intelligence is getting more human as we speak.
SingleDad61 lol
.And hopefully more stupid
The cracking up in Italy doesn't count. He was running on his newly installed Italy program, which is a little glitchy.
PerEkare They will make him stronger, better
You made me laugh. Congratulations, sir.
No matter how bad your day has been, these 2 manage to make it all good again
The way the switch roles between funny and straight man in their improv is impeccable.
Here's the most important life lesson of all life lessons: Don't be concerned with being a big deal, be concerned with having a good meal. Don't care if you're a big deal, a little deal, a medium deal. A neutral deal. Just go eat a good meal.
Thanks. I'll jot that down in my flipbook of quotes.
One shall not project his insecurity onto others.
-This needs to be a bumper sticker-
And don't steal and think about how your deal makes you feel while you're eating your meal which could be veal.
So food is life 🤔...😀you're very wise !