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MUSIC!!
~~Logo/"The Numbers"~~
"U Make Me Feel" by MK2
• U Make Me Feel - MK2
~~Introduction Section~~
"Darkest Child var A" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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• Kevin MacLeod - Darkes...
~~"The Kills"~~
"Slow Shock" by Silent Partner
• Slow Shock - Silent Pa...
I love how James's coat disappears, his tie loosens and he touches his eye more and more throughout the kill count
I got confused at first but once I figured out what he was doing I loved it
It was a great detail!
don't forget the bloody nose at the end !!
I was just about to say that lol
He does this type of thing a lot. The problem is I never really notice because it's not every video that he can do cool things like this
James, please NEVER stop doing "Get to the numbers*" bits.
Agreed
U righy
Probably cuz he wants to get to the kills every episode? Probably, perhaps
@@doctorvirus5153 what’s poppin___\
*get to the numbers
I love the fact that everyone else’s impulses are murder or screwing, then there’s the one lady who’s just Xeroxing her ass
😂😂😂
She's the only one who was happy at that workplace
You know someone's chill if the only intrusive thought they have is scanning their ass cheeks.
I feel like everyone who’s worked in an office environment has wanted to do that at least once.
Must say, sums up a lot of my intrusive thoughts.
One pretty cool thing i noticed was that in the final fight its a golf club (a tool symbolized by the rich) vs a wrench (a tool symbolized by working people). Super cool.
I like this lol. A symbol of the frivolous and wealthy and the exhausted impoverished
Great catch!
A man chooses, a slave obeys
@@13JackStorm Bioshock, a classic.
@@Acemaster34 thank you
Imagine getting to kill your boss and not get charged for murder. This film was super satisfying.
Omg u again your on everywhere
Everyone and Dunder Mifflin would like this
I see u everywhere
Hey its you
@The Human Spider some guy with good taste in channels then
"I'm all about gender equality!" *SENDS HER TO THE FEMUR BREAKER*
SCP 106 has breached containment
@@scpcow1597 soka bot
Scp 106 has broken out of the facility at gate a
@@scpcow1597 got some nuggies tho
*happy 106 noises"
Samara Weaving just kills it in every movie, no I don't have a bias OR a celebrity crush, I don't know what you're talking about
I think that's how James feels about Tony Todd.
No shame in it. Same here.
Weird. I seem to have that too. Oh well
@@mathisonchicetawn8445 I mean Tony Todd is great
What?.
Fought through an entire office building with barely a scratch? Guess Steven Yeun really is INVINCIBLE.
Just looked that up, you’ve gotta be kidding me
Genius
THINK JAMES THINK!
Nope if he was invincible he would be an inch away from death
Glenn on the other hand...
"Pocket coke" is by far one of the best things James has said
Sh-sh-shaaa!
Nobody: Towers: *schmears coke on nose*
I love that the boss's whole thing is he fights using cocaine like some kind of messed up video game's final boss
Pocket Coke more like cocaine 😆
@@cbd251 haha so funny 😐
James discreetly rubbing his eyes throughout the kill count is just *chef’s kiss* Edit: Also It would’ve been cool if the vaccine took mental effect almost instantly and the only thing that took 8 hours to cure was contagiousness and the red eye and that’s why they kept them inside, but I like the ending as is.
For real that's gold
Frrrrr
Yeah like one I saw and I was thinking “how many takes did that take for the line delivery to be unscuffed?”
I knew that he was gonna do ot when i saw this pop up. James and his bringing the movie into his commentary is why I love this channel.
Also James was wearing a Coat and his tie is tied at the start then in the end his outfit is more unkempt. Nice addition too.
Samara Weaving has officially made it into my top 3 favorite (horror movie) actresses alongside Elizabeth Moss and Sigourney Weaver. She absolutely owns every role she plays. And Steven Yeun did fantastic aswell!
Agreed there such talented actors
As an asian english person i love seeing asian people being stars of horror movies and not immediately dying or being jokes that arent always offensive but make the characters seem silly
I like how James keeps rubbing his eyes like he is infected.
I think that's the bit he's emulating.
Or... hear me out... he's on the verge of tears from the beauty of BUSINESS
@@Viewtiful_J BUISNESS
BUISNESS
BUSINESS
“Pocket Coke” may be the greatest ‘line’ in Dead Meat history
along with "That's Nice" and "Mmmmhhh ____"
more so a phrase
Yes some mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm drugz
and “Lazy ass mf jeff”
Idk crescent wrench vs golf club fight was pretty great too
Steven Yeun is a surprisingly underated actor in my opinion.
have you seen the walking dead
@@bumchips6736 thats beside the point. He doesn't really get the recognition he deserves.
@@bumchips6736 Most people ONLY know him from TWD i'd say
Disappointed no one knows him from invincible. Best animated show I’ve watched in years and the dude voice acts as the main character, also he had a prevalent role in “Nope”
@@johnfitori3457 Oh yeah, I liked that show.
I love how committed James is to his bits he was even rubbing his eyes through out the whole episode!
I love how James’ outfit gets slightly more unhinged as the video goes on and occasionally rubs his eye.
glad i wasn’t the only person to notice.. he puts so much detail into these videos
I was looking for this comment!
Noticed the eye thing but not the close
I noticed him rubbing his eye, but not the outfit. I’ll keep that in mind
same
I love how James is constantly rubbing his eye throughout the count.
COVID
It’s a nice touch
I thought I was the only one who noticed
He's probably tierd
@@shoresy6927 no don’t say that :(
2:11 can we just take appreciation of this editing as we can here James talking but the video is actually playing on the monitor
i just noticed this and went to comment the same thing. But i checked the “timed” bc i reaaally wanted to see if someone else seen it
I love how this was better than the Belko experiment by having actual office materials and all that
I feel bad for Evan he was just trying to help his friend out
It's even more sad because we earlier learned that he's a dad, whose kids are only just starting to walk. That's actually part of the reason Derek started breaking down crying after seeing Towers piss on his corpse (aside from the obvious).
@@ronburgundy244 fuck towers all my homies hate towers
@@pulse5215 bro mine too, that’s why they drove a plane into one
@@Al-hb6uj bro not that tower holyshit
@@Al-hb6uj HOLY SHIT-
“Kill on average of 4.19 minutes” *we were on the verge of greatness, we were this close!*
Hsjabaka
I’m burning from the inside out
Missed it by that much
What was missed?
@@OfficerFriendly2006 It being 4.20
Fun fact: the guy at 7:24 choking the other dude is Yuri Lowenthal, best known for providing voicework in things such as Sasuke in Naruto, the protagonist in Persona 3, and Ben Tennyson from Alien Force onward
A little late but he also the playstation spiderman
He was also Trevor in American Arcadia, great game.
Also for voicing half the characters of fallout new vegas (i am not joking its at least 16)
My favorite part was right before the burnt keycard exchange. Melanie chillin on the couch and watching that negotiation, laughing and cracking jokes, was already amusing, but when the Siren was like "MEG!!" and Melanie immediately goes "Yeah! MEG!!" I just burst out laughing. I loved how enthusiastic and into it she was for that whole scene.
at 2:10 he’s editing the very sentence he’s saying to us. i don’t know if anyone saw and didn’t comment on it, but it’s really freaking cool.
Wow thats such a good catch. James is Awesome
i noticed it too and i loved it
wow man that's so cool
You have to get this comment pinned
I was looking for this comment! That small detail on the editing was stellar.
Anyone else notice that James was rubbing his eye like the infected were. It’s that kind of thing that makes him so entertaining
Dude he’s prob tired like he has to watch the movie to watch it than I’m guessing that he watches it a second time to count kills and he has to record his video and voiceover and edit all of that into like a 25 min video so I’m gonna let him get away with that
@@elenavandermeuse calm down its part of the movie
oh yeah, I've gotta tell anyone who forgot the time when he rubbed his eyes. It's on 7:00
I did
@@elenavandermeuse chill dude
Fun Fact: The workers seen having sex during Derek's video detailing the People vs Reed case were ACTUALLY having sex. They were a couple in real life.
Now that's some serious method acting. I also can only wish to have that level of confidence one day
Well there's something you don't see every day
Lmao what the fuck
Fun fact: no they weren’t
@@GuntWastelander ye these dummies believing random rumors is hilarious, theres ALOT of laws about showing actual sex in a movie and if they did theyd be sued to hell.
The whole “I smell toast” thing is actually a well known phenomenon where when someone is minutes away from dying they smell toast; specifically burnt toast.
it's usually when people have strokes. Haven't heard of it being minutes away from dying and can't find anything on it.
thats when ppl have strokes
If you’re wondering why he smelled toast, smelling toast can be a sign of brain damage
Pretty sure it was just the toaster on the right side of the screen burning it’s owner’s bread?
@Turts W i thought smelling toast was the sign of a stroke
What about randomly smelling other food?
I thought he said "post" as it would have been a play on the fact that it was a wooden post, and also what you said.
@Max Gubbins yes, but also it can sometimes mean a stroke
I love how James "went mad" but still obviously looked like he was trying to avoid hitting his stuff
That set up took forever, I'd hope he would be careful around it (don't want another sword fiasco)
@@therealopaartist *axe
This would have been a perfect opportunity for a fake set
400th like
Steven Yeun is out there reminding everyone that "they don't seem to understand; the entire office is not theirs to conquer."
1:40 I love that the Yuri Lowenthal is just in this movie just because. I can now have the mental image of Spider-Man having a bad day at work and just chocking someone out.
The “good luck” line delivery about mandatory quarantine was perfect
I was going to like your comment, but it was at 420 likes and I couldn't ruin it
I was about to comment the same thing before i saw yours, have my like
@@w4ssup7 lol
@@SpooktacularPlays ppp u ty p yu is
@@SpooktacularPlays Freaky. It's at exactly 840 now...
Working at an office is a special kind of hell in and of itself.
True!
Yep.
true
Bruh your everywhere
Good thing covid proved that office holdings are not necessary. I mean the job itself is useless. Plugging data into a device is already a pretty stupid. Office buildings are only for the CEO and upper management to feel like they have slaves to have power over. Offices just need to be turned into affordable living opportunities, so people with REAL jobs .
I'm died when she said " yass" 13:46
"I JUST KICKED HIS ASS!" *goes up to punch a random guy* it gets me every time
The small detail of James Rubbing his eye throughout the video and getting more and more relaxed clothing wise is genius
*beat you repeatedly with a bat*
Also I heard a reference in this vidio
“good luck” after talking about the quarantines made me laugh
Mhm
“Good luck with that”, in reference to lockdowns...ain’t that the sad truth. I remember not going to get to go to my uncle’s funeral because people in his fucking community ignored every and all guideline implemented, rendering it unsafe.
Good night, Good luck.
@@christopherlowery3797 Damn I'm sorry that happened... Hope you and the rest of your family is ok
I know right
Fun fact: Steven Yuen voices Mark Grayson aka Invincible! Which is awesome.
hes also keith in voltron. dude has a lot of skill lol
The way James says " that's nice " always gets me :'D ... 10:27
Ok is anybody gonna talk about how Samara weaving is such a badass in The Babysitter,Ready Or Not and Mayhem
The new Michelle Rodrìguez
She was great in guns akimbo also.
@@derrick9452 I know its not a horror but that movie needs a kill count so bad 😂
Is anybody gonna talk about how much she looks exactly like a young Gillian Jacobs
And when she says " shes into motorhead and old anthrax "
I love how James said “Haha that lady’s scanning her butt” he said it so casually
I love when he says things like that. "Mmmm, bone boobs."
@@AlmightyPolarBear what video was that
@@kingslytherin7 The Lighthouse
Haha buttscanning funny
2:10 this guy had a video of himself speaking about the sponsor while the same audio played in perfect sync while a video of him played, what a legend.
I love how when james is on screen during the kill count he wipes his eye, nice touch
I like how James is like, they don't discriminate and the women gets just as much of the beatdowns as then men * cuts to a clip of a man beating the woman *
🌈 Gender Equality 🌈
@@bleepblock2177 the least ideal version of genuine equality*😂
@@Jackn17_ true equality,equal rights equal fights /s
@@pedroks7756 tbh I believe this if you really want equality then boys should be allowed to hit back if a women hurts him
@@LegendGamer-rf6nb They don't because they're told they can't, they definitely can fight back
Kill on average: 4.19 Everyone: we were this close. We were on the verge of greatness
Yes
Ha ha funny weed number
@@proggyboi7115 you got the joke congrats!
@@proggyboi7115 Weed is funni hahahahahhaahhah keanu chungus 69 wholsome 100
Bruh 🗿
Damn how does Derek manage to survive this, you could almost say he was Invincible *blood splatter*
too good
I fucking love James’ attention to detail because not only is the kill count you are currently watching on the screen he’s editing but it is also PERFECTLY SYNCED WITH THE VIDEO!! I love this man!!
I love how James keeps rubbing his eyes like the people in the movie
Movie jaldi bhejo
Yea I love that kind of detail in this videos
Same
Yeah I wonder if it was on purpose or if he actually needed to rub his eye he probably did it on purpose
time stamps
"The movie begins with a portrait of a virus," bro that looks like a tomato gone bad Lol
69th like
@@rriverderch7035 mate there’s only 65 likes
@@stragglypie1038 some people mightve unliked the comment
Sounds like someone got Dr Gangrene’s Killer Tomato DNA🤣😄
I mean it should get a rotten tomatoes nomination
Man Samara Weaving has been in some seriously brutal movies.
Steven Yeun in Mayhem? That's good, I also like how the female characters aren't- *[TITLE CARD]*
*blood splat
[shits blood on the title card]
@@inebri8ed You. I like you.
@@inebri8ed you. Your awesome.
This entire movie can be summed up as “equal rights equal fights”
Ong bro
XD
@@s_nuka both sides gonna hate it, sexist machismos are feminazis are dumb
This gonna be top comment im claiming my before 100 likes ticket
@@s_nuka we found the incel
Funny how this whole movie could’ve been prevented if the CDC had just put knockout gas into the ventilation.
I wouldn't say "prevented" as much as "get more people killed". What gas that is used and how much used is actually a huge thing when it comes to "knockout gas" and what would knock out one person would straight up kill someone else. It's why it's someones job during surgery to control that.
2002 Moscow Theater Siege
..
..
@@sreggad ..
Rewatching this kill count and the film, the final fight between Derek and Towers had some nice symbolism with their weapons of choice, Derek’s wrench and Tower’s golf club, with wrenches being used by mostly working class jobs like mechanics and repairmen and golf clubs being a status symbol of the rich and wealthy.
I like that James was rubbing his eye occasionally to nod to the side effects of the virus in the movie. It adds a nice touch.
The way James says “That’s Nice” is quite simply the best
It really is nice
Its Adam Sandlers line
@@bigdave9188 it really is
"every 4.19 minutes" We were this close
We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close.
Me: * slowly puts one down and sighs *
We'll get them next time.
@@areyousureyouenteredyourna85 next time
Your at 420 likes
The "I smell toast" line is a reference to M*A*S*H, where Winchester asks a dying soldier whats happening to him and he just responds with "I smell...bread"
I love the energy at 7:00 It took me off guard at first since he is usually so flawless at presenting but then I picked up on the neat detail.
“Your eyeball just popped out and it’s gross as sh*t”
Noice reference
Lol nice reference
I was about to say that sounds like something Negan would say, but uh...
It's a good thing the final boss had a golf club and not a baseball bat.
@@paniccmelodii2900 BRUH
Sometimes I fear that if I don’t stay until the end of the video when James says “be good people”, I’ll be bad.
Glad it ain’t just me
It ain't just you
Santa isn't real.
Ha?!, Nani??!!
Santa isn’t real boy
Guess you could say the main character was damn near- **INVINCIBLE**
6:58 I love how James is scratching his eye to pretend he has the virus
*The whole US getting infected and starts killing each other* James: You sure? I only counted 21.
No it doesn’t count the people who got infected, it will count the people who died like pen stabbing
@@TwiistedElite Yes but after 21 he stopped counting.
@@TwiistedElite I know but they all massacred each other so there would be more kills
@@angelinasapiens1241 only on screen kills count if not cabin in the woods would have have the most kills because the whole world dies
I know how it works lol, I’ve watched him for years. I’m just saying since the whole US got infected there would have been more kills, but since he only counts on screen it’s only 21. I know it’s a joke lol
I’m shocked Jamie doesn’t know the smell of toast is the sign of a stroke
I do.
Huh he still reads comments from videos 2 months ago
@@gnom3r months?
Nevermind
@@komagamez2000 yes
Oh no, Invincible is finally acting like his father!!
we need more people giving praise to james, he puts so much attention to detail and so much time to make everything enjoyable and funny.
Anyone else think that every meeting should start and end with stick figure art? It really takes some skill to boil down a point into a work of art. [ On my tombstone I'd like it to say death by "sexy times rub rub" ]
Yeah
yeah
What
Yeah
Ill keeo that in mind 👌🏽 just invite me to your funeral
The Belko Experiment: The office: battle royale Mayhem: The office: Zombie apocalypse Ok I'll leave.
bro this is just 2020
Mayhem: The office: free for all
The office on NBC, Ed Truck was decapitated
theres office uprising which involves energy drinks. its pretty badass as well.
The Raid: Redemption: The Office: RAAAAAHH!
It's amazing how much effort James and the Dead Meat team put on this channel, always improving, giving their best, and giving tribute to the great art that cinema is!
16:04 I’m pretty sure the screw thing was to give her a sign that he undid the bolts for the chair.
Reminds me of what my grandpa used to say: 'Its not hard to find a job, its hard to find one that doesn´t suck.'
Yeah, my dad said that too!
Then keeping the job could be just as hard
So we aren’t gonna talk about how slick my mans James is like sheesh
badass suite
@@cynthiagarza1875 *suit
suite is pronounced sweet I think
@Oh shi- It's become a standard at this point
Yea, my man's looking fresh in a suit
14:57 I'm watching this in May of 2022, and Samara's tank top made me get all nostalgic. Rest in peace, Trevor
This still really remains as one of the best movies I’ve seen in the past 3 years. 🙂 So well-layered and smartly-written and the characters are captivating!
I don’t see Steven Yuen in enough movies. Was easily my favorite when I watched TWD and has some great moments on Conan.
@Anthony Carr 🤫
He’s in a new movie I saw a trailer for about Immagrants moving to America I can’t remember the name though but it looked good.
@fahad minari
Yeah I've seen him in 3 or 4 movies since The Walking Dead. I haven't watch the new movie that he's in though. He definitely need more roles.
Yeah hes a really good actor
James kinda look like a Caucasian version of Steven Yeun.
Wow thank you!
Dam he responded to u bro
This is a high honor right here
Too accurate
@@DeadMeat no James no thank you you better say that’s nice
I love how James’ outfit gets slightly more unhinged as the video goes on and occasionally rubs his eye it's the slight things that make the video better
I feel horrible for Melanie when she gets attacked by the Reaper. She's a client, not a coworker, which you should know, Lester: you're head of HR!
I’m not the only who notice James rubbing his eye like every time the camera cuts to him
its to show him slowly gettin the virus i think
@@beachedwhale12 that's pretty cool
@@believe_in_milk ye
We definitely noticed
Kinda obvious
People with ID-7: *Starts acting with extreme impulsivity* People with ADHD: You guys had impulse control?
I have adhd and this was so funny to me
@@mnint7779 Same!
@@mnint7779 same aswell 😂
Bruh
@@mnint7779 Same. Just cure ID-7 with Ritalin lol.
This movie feels like a video game where you have to go through minor enemies to get to the main boss, and after every boss, there is another level and another boss.
16:49 My headphones, when on low battery, say so every half hour or so, and it just so happens that at the part with the vaguely European gal promising "a favour", it said, "sign it and I'll suck your *low battery*" and it's killing me
The president: DON'T RUB YOUR EYE! Dead meat: I dont' care...
Trump could never
@@dumbflop2070 I like trump but ok...
@@1-SFOD and that’s why nobody like you 😃
@@whydoitry9611 some people do. Do not make me angry please
@@1-SFOD Oh oh my goodness im so scared 😱
Can we give Samara the 2020 "scream queen" title. Her scream is super iconic. I hear it and just know it's her.
yes!! i love her banshee screams so much
James getting more and more chaotic is so funny
The "I smell toast" line is a nod to a Canadian Heritage Moment about an early neurosurgeon who was instrumental in mapping brain functions.
We don't deserve James, the eye rubbing through out made me laugh.
I wish to have James as my ela teacher, instead of sounding like they hate their job, I would actually listen to him lol
Same
Same
Today class we’re learning about how scary movie was one of the worst horror comedy
Same
I never knew how much I needed this
The way, his suit gets worse and worse and the eye rubbing it’s just…… Amazing ❤️😂
i just fucking love how james tie loosens and he rubs his eye more and more throughout the vid, genius set up for the to the numbers bit
If a person is smelling “toast” where there is none, it is a sign of a stroke...😢
make me feel even more bad for the guy
i really can smell toast alot
@@icantseemtofigureouthowtos420 stroke
@@Kylanskave e
That...that is really sad, now that I think about. ;A;
I watched the Belko Experiment kill count again after this and it was really nice to see how confident and polished James has gotten over the years. We love your content dude, thanks for giving it ur all (same goes for your editors, yall are dope)
Thanks so much!
I think its safe to say the whole dead meat community agrees with you
@@DeadMeat omg dead meat I just want to say you are amazing and nice and I love watching your video your literally amazing also I agree you all are dope
Holy heck i didn't see that dead meat replied to this, tysm that made my day 💓 💗
@@DeadMeat 69th like 😳
i like the little add on of james rubbing his eye i don't know if that's just bc his eye itched or he was making a joke off the virus but either way it's a nice touch
The end just looks like jaimes having an aggressive Meltdown
For all the people in comments saying"am I the only one who saw James rubbing his eyes" ya man you are the only one, ONLY ONE
lmaoooo
Pocket Coke will go down in history as the best joke James has ever made.
Fax
Highlight of my youtube rabbit hole today was seeing James do his best Rick Flair impression
I wish in this movie, that there was an old guy who everyone loved, even the boss. And one of the scenes is him killing ANYTHING IN SIGHT with his cane. He knows the Male Protagonist as a first friender, and the girl as (to what the old guy thinks) the Male Protagonists Girlfriend.