Diver Cracks Egg at 45 ft Deep
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Lol 😂
U got jackeeeeeeddddd!!!!
The reason why it acts wierd in the water is simple. Amniotic eggs where designed to be layed in land. Unlike amphibian eggs which are laid on the water.
Grow up Soyboy ‼️👱🏼♂️💥🥊
Good video.. What camera do you use?
The fact that there wasn’t a single fish around you yet when you swum up there was a fish eating that egg is pure comedy
If you look really close when he is holding the egg yolk... The fish is lurking in the background 🐟 lol I was thinking the same thing at first!
@@KpopIsMyLifeGirl That's makes it even more funny haha
Ikr🤣
Yo, steve i ate a human egg it is the best thing ever The fish to their friends probably
That’s cause he is 50 times bigger than the fish 🐠 😀
Fish: “Bro, I’m tellin’ you, I ate the sun!”
💀
😭😭😭
Best comment so far
🤣🤩
LMFAOO
Fish: " Damn, this is some serious Gourmet Sh*t ! "
214 likes and no comments? Let- okay, I'm not gonna be that guy.
"First I got my egg" 💀☠️
😂😂
Diver: "I'll be back egg friend!" Fish: "this shit be bustin"
Laughed way more than I should’ve 😂
It's free real estate
Guy: told you I'd be back Fish: *COOKING SOUNDS*
LOLLL😹😹💀
HAHA NICE ZOOMER SLANG HAHA
Guy: leaves the egg for 10 seconds The fish: it’s free real estate
Can't believe even down there is still competitive 😂
I was 1k like lol
😂😂😂😂
Bro spawned with 6.1k in 15 hours
Ffs 🤣 I shouldn't of laughed that hard at your comment
911 what is your emergency "a fish ate my egg" Edit : damn I never got likes more then 10
Where on the way-👮🏼♂️
That’s was so funny I had to close my bedroom door cuz I was laughing so hard. Rotflmao
Wait wait wai wai wait what? 💀☠️
Fish be like: You wont believer guyz i ate sun!
That fish got to try something he’ll never see again
Right xD
🤣imagine that conversation with his fish buddy’s they’ll never believe him
Fishy drama
Fishy drama
Honestly after reading that I pictured the conversation the fish had in Nemo when they said “ I touched the butt !!!! “ and everybody was like “ Whoa !!! “
Such a magical moment caught on camera. A fish trying a chicken egg for the first time
Facts😂🥰😮🥳
🤣🤣🤣
Aww little fishy trying something new😲🥰😍🤩🤣😂
Only humans make such bullshit possible
@@Beaver_Monday That's some impressive bullshit
Nah that fish been waiting its whole life for this 💀
Now all you need to do is boil the ocean and you will have a perfectly formed poached egg.
"I haven't seen this sh/t before but damn is it tasty, thanks and bye lol" -fish
LOL. I'M NOT SURE IT LIKED IT.
This entire video and your comment have me giggling so much right now lol
The lol part has me wheezing lmao
@@MrKnifeGod God is coming soon be ready by getting your ticket of salvation accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior (If you haven't already) and then we really going to have fun because look at his creation how beautiful it is! Romans 2 says God's creation is awaiting the redemption of us humans. That little fish got the tasting in the meantime.😲
Lmao
Imagine being the only fish to eat an egg and telling all your fish friends
Lol😂😂😭
The haters didn't believe him
@@user-up5hh9qy9f No one did. It’s the equivalent of a human saying they were abducted by aliens.
@@theradiantdehd3997 he said he will crack an egg again so there is a chance that some more fish will egg amd they will come to a conclusion that aleins exist and they will make suits to come and thats what we have in our aquarium today
They'd never believe you.
thats how you make waterproof chicken
“THIS FISH IS STEALING MY EGG-BRUH CAN YOU NOT?”
Why does it feel like letting a fish eat an egg changes the timeline
It 100% did and i hope the timeline changed for the better
I wonder how things are going in the Fish Did Not Eat Egg universe(s).
@@TarynRMartin world war 3 started
@@phatlewt2932 it's over the declining population of fish. Little did we know, that fish was actually starving and went on to produce a large amount of children. That has caused the underpopulation to be less noticeable.
The best comment.
The fish is going to tell him homeboys about this crazy looking food that he tasted , his friends won’t believe him.
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@@Kingryangarcia shut up man.
666th like 🤘🏽🤘🏽
And how it descended from the heavens
Lol not his homeboys 😂😂😂
Bro violated whole vegan in that ocean 😂
Let's be honest, you didn't search this up, it got recommended to you for the 100th time.
That fish will be raving to his friends about this new delicacy he found and will spend the rest of his life trying to prove it to them with no luck.
Oh yeah its called: "chicken caviar of the land"...
This should be a movie
Must be another egg-citing sequel from the movie "Gods Must Be Crazy!"
@Steve Williams: "Guys! Guys! You have to believe me! It really was floating. A.. And I could slurp it down like nothing I've ever had before! It was so delicious... After that, a GIANT monster appeared and.. and..." "Carl, did you inhale at one of those submarine volcano's again?"
:(
"And when i looked down this fish was stealing my egg" Best sentence of this year
😂😂😂😂😂😂
and his "bruh like can you not" got me dead 😂
Souds painfully
@@itsjustnaima kutz
???
Bro crack openning his egg in the middle of the sea 💀💀💀
The fish ate your EGG 💀
The fish went back to his friends like, “There’s this new restaurant….”
Like anybody will believe him.
W comment
Krusty Krab can’t compare
They come to the restaurant and see nothing
😂😂😂😂😂
Fish: “This is some gourmet shit.”
Lol
Repent and trust in Christ 🙌
Hahaha
@@pacolugo3846 Already did Idk why you are promoting this but ok
@@pacolugo3846 I trust him alright... as a Prophet not god.
He said I GOT "MY" EGG 💀💀💀
Just know that we are eating fish😅
@@AshleyRawlinson PROBABLY YOU WERE EATING HIS EGG 🥚🥚💀💀💀
Bro went to the bottom of the ocean☠️
Well yeah it’s clear as day in the video
Luckiest fish that's like the most expensive caviar in fish terms
Egg from flightless birds on land... wait a minute, you're on to something there.
Hey thats a bit suspicious there 🤨
That fish is like a legend, he’s the only one to eat an egg.
Soulja boy was first eating an egg.💀
Facts he is going to tell his kids about his wonderful experience
@@tobiasdahlberg5641 weak nails
His friends won’t believe him
@@tobiasdahlberg5641 i dont get the reference
Egg🥚 ❌ My egg 🧔♂️🥚 ✅
That fish was in a mission💀😉🤣
Him: leaves egg for 0.02 seconds The fish: This is some serious gourmet shit!
Just goes to show you something is always watching you...
Baby "Chicken of the Sea"
'What kind of egg is this?' "Knock it off julie" .....
RIP 🪦 egg friend 😭
Damn timmy
Fish: "So This human just swam down specially to give me land caviar!"
fyi normal caviar comes from fresh water fish called sturgeon… lmao land caviar 🤣 except we don’t brutally slice open chickens to harvest eggs.
You deserve the likes
*_Mr Eggums_** was MURDERED by that undersea predator! A moment of silence...*
@@wolfy5svn945 fyi caviar is simply a fish egg dish and can be from any fish. Also called roe, I'm assuming only some are consumed by ppl, including salmon
@@johnnyanony8021 try again kid. All caviar is roe but not all roe is caviar lmfao 🤣 that's caviar substitute the term caviar specifically refers to roe from the sturgeon fish family. That's FYI you're being reported for spreading false information
Bro found the end of the rainbow💀💀💀💀
Fish be like "yum yum"
That fish now has the most refined taste of any animal in the ocean.
I have seen fish eat chiken so
@@rubenazanauta157 are you talking about sharks or piranhas?
@@Queenofthatank none 😂 i said fish* didnt i?
Big brain time 😂
w/ all the stuff that gets thrown in there i doubt it
Bro accidentally just ate one of the rarest delicacies he’ll ever eat in his life…then dipped
😭😂😂😂😂
Then dipped 😂😂
🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🧞♀️
'bro fish stealing my egg'💀💀💀
Fish: “Thanks for the meal.”
“Something *CRRAZY* happens!” Egg: just chillin’
Seriously. I was kind of expecting something more, like a portal to another dimension opening up ☹️😒
@@skinsey85 lol, so do you think portals can actually exist- wait what ab the afterlife?
Who didn't want to slap him across the face with a large loving fish when he said that "egg just chillin" line.
@@skinsey85 this made me laugh a lot thank u
@@justthetruth1 uh me- y did u
That fish will never get to experience that taste ever again truly mind blowing
My brain hurts
Lmao wym? Unless you specifically mean chicken egg. They even get bird eggs every now n then
@@MrGodpk3 didn’t even think about that
Somehow I don’t think the fish realizes the fact that it’s a fish let alone what the egg tastes like. Real mind blowing…..
@@KPetersen137 they probably more familiar with that than half the stuff we give em The fish sense that from atleast several dozen feet away, waited until a man in gear went 30 feet above the surface( keep in mind only 45 feet deep. The water literally shoots you up when you kick your feet and look up, this is like 15 secs tops) and snagged that egg, ate the shit outta it. I wish I knew how long he cut the video cuz that seemed pretty darn fast. These fish are a bit more sentient and aware than we give then credit for. I believe he infact even knew it was a chicken egg. Fish also eat fish eggs, they love eggs, they're extremely nutritious.
Fish: bro said next time I won't let a fish steal my egg💀💀
That’s yokes Your really cracked me up there
😂 None of that fish’s friends are gonna believe it. “Yoooo, I just stole this dude’s egg” 🤣
"Bruh I know humans dont lay eggs"
@@johnfraire6931 “Naw, like a human cracked some bird egg and I ate it…”
@Ananta "Ion know, perhaps a seagull?"
@@JellyAntz "Deadass, a seagull got her egg swipped by a human? And it cracked like a seashell? Nah, now I know you be seeing things; eggs are soft, everyone knows that. BTW careful around Karen the Hermit, she's got a new brown shell, smooth but pretty sharp around the edges."
This is ridiculous 🤣
That fish will literally be searching the ocean for the rest of his existence tryna find another gooey yellow thing that tasted so good😂
Yeah and none of his fish friends will believe him, poor fish.
True imagine the feeling 😂
He probably isnt even aware 💀
He’s tired of the white gooey stuff
@@Purplexedfrickedyourmom he aint aware even jesus killed the shit out of fish to eat lmaooo
Bro: I got my egg 🥚 Hen be like 💀
When I see fish stealing stuff:Grabs spear😊
And this is how evolution kick started. By feeding fish a chicken egg.
Chicken of the Sea…
@@davideanes3425 Sea of the chickens
Kick started? As if it has not been in process since the beginning of time. Lol
Words outta my mouth Hahaa
Well, Sort of haha 😂
"And when I looked down, this fish was stealing my egg!" 😂
Same shit different day. Don’t you hate it when this happens?
Brand new sentence
😂😂😂😂
💀💀
Bruuuuuh
Fish: Howdy friends, who's ready for scrambled eggs? Diver: Not me
First I got my egg ☠️💀 This fish was Sterling my egg 💀💀💀
Bro imagine being that fish like he ate something it never saw before, probably enjoyed because eggs are good and will never taste it again, that fish is a legend
That fish is gonna kill itself because it knows it will never taste something so amazing for the rest of it's life. He's now looking for worms in the shape of J's. Poor fish buddy.
@@doomedhero9579 how do u know they liked it lol
Or it just got salmonella lol
@@esolbdivad You're probably joking but most eggs of today do not contain salmonella. I literally eat my eggs raw sometimes.
Imagine when he brought his fish friends back to the scene of the crime and they were like, ‘yeah sure you did Frank’. 😏
I bet that fish's mind was BLOWN. He was prolly like "wtf was that!?" He might grown legs for more... you might have just caused a crazy evolutionary jump! Fish gonna want more eggs!
😂
Lmao
Could be worse, could have given it ham instead.
Youre reaching
Friend of gamble🤔
" Bruh can you not" Got me rolling
"First I got my Egg"💀
The fish is gonna go back home and be like "you won't believe this-"
Why no comments
That was literally the most unique, rare, and exquisite meal that any fish could ever eat lol. Thats the equivalent of a restaurant charging a million dollars to eat alien eggs.
Eggsquisite*
@@HennyPenny0329 love it! 🤣
Nah the crab I saw eating a chicken leg once def had a better meal
@@snippersnapper1606 i saw a homeless dude eating little Caesars breadsticks from the trash and he has it better ngl
Yeah!!!
You guys didn't realize he just did pollution😂
You're the reason shampoo bottles have instructions...
How, it's an egg shell and yolk, those dissolve or can be eaten by animals just fine, so it like throwing an apple into the woods
🐟:what egg you have your own already bro🗿
*leaves egg* Marine Biologist: “A new species was discovered today.”
I'm a wildlife biologist and this makes me laugh
🤣😭😭omg
LMAOOOO
Lmaoool😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You've introduced an external object. Great, now that fish is going to evolve and become the all mighty Cthulhu
Easy there, buddy. It ate the egg, it didn't impregnate it. XD
If only it were that easy XD
🤣
@@TheDerrogative 😅
😂
"I got my egg " was hilarious
“I wanna clean up the ocean” “Leaves egg and eggshells on the bottom of the sea”
the egg shells and the egg are bio-degradable..
Ye in fact it’s good for them I think
Imagine trying to tell your friends a fish stole your egg. 😂
That's funny lol
That’s is probably the best meal that fish will have in its entire life.
Or worst
Yes
Sashimi tastes better than raw egg.
Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36). Contemplate how the Roman empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13. Revelation 17 confirms that it is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years to accomplish the religion of the Israelites C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate though because you can start a relationship with God and have proof. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life. - Revelation 3:20 Revelation 6 1st Seal: White horse = Roman Empire conquering nations under Trajan 98-117 AD & Gospel spreading rapidly. 2nd Seal: Red horse, bloody civil wars with 32 different Emperors, most killed by the sword. 185-284 AD 3rd Seal: Black horse, economic despair from high taxes to pay for wars, farmers stopped growing. 200-250 AD 4th Seal: Pale horse, 1/4th of Romans died from famine, pestilence; at one point 5,000 dying per day. 250-300 AD 5th Seal: Diocletian persecuted Smyrna church era saints for ten years, blood crying out for vengeance. 303-312 AD 6th Seal: Political upheaval in the declining Roman Empire while the leaders battled each other. 313-395 AD Revelation 7 Sealing of 144,000, the saints, before trumpet war judgments, which led to the fall of the Roman Empire. Revelation 8 1st Trumpet: Alaric and the Goths attacked from the north, the path of hail, and set it on fire. 400-410 AD 2nd Trumpet: Genseric and the Vandals attacked the seas and coastlands, the blood of sailors in water. 425-470 AD 3rd Trumpet: Attila and the Huns scourged the Danube, Rhine & Po rivers area, dead bodies made water bitter. 451 AD 4th Trumpet: Odoacer and the Heruli caused the last Western Emperor (sun), Senate (moon) to lose power. 476 AD With the Western Roman Emperor (restrainer of 2 Thes. 2) removed; the son of perdition Popes took power. Revelation 9 Two woe judgments against the central 1/3rd and eastern 1/3rd of the Roman Empire. 612-1453 AD 5th Trumpet: Locust & scorpions point to Arabia, the rise of the Muslim army. Islam hides Gospel from Arabs. 612-762 AD 6th Trumpet: Turks released to attack Constantinople with large cannons (fire, smoke, brimstone). 1062-1453 AD Revelation 10 The little book is the printed Bible, which was needed after the Dark Ages when Scriptures were banned by Popes. Revelation 11 7th Trumpet: Martin Luther measured Roman Church; found that it’s an apostate church, not part of true temple. The two witnesses are the Scriptures and saints who proclaim the pure Gospel and testify against the antichrist Popes. Papal Church pronounced Christendom dead in 1514 AD. Silence for 3.5 years. Then Luther posted his 95 Thesis, which sparked the Protestant Reformation and brought the witnesses back to life. Millions of Catholics were saved. Revelation 12 Satan used the Roman Empire to try to wipe out the early Church, Satan was cast down as the Empire collapsed. Revelation 13 The antichrist beast Popes reigned in power 1,260 years, 538-1798, is the little horn of Daniel 7, son of perdition. The false prophet Jesuit Superior General rose to power from land (earth) of Vatican and has created many deceptions. Revelation 14 Points to great harvest during the Protestant Reformation & wrath on Catholic countries who obey antichrist Pope. Revelation 15 Overcoming saints victorious over the beast. Prelude to 7 vials and judgment on those who support Papal Rome. Revelation 16 1st Vial: The foul sore of atheism was poured out on Catholic France, leaving them with no hope, led to revolution. 2nd Vial: The French Revolution started in 1793, killed 250,000, as France had obeyed the Pope and killed saints. 3rd Vial: The French Revolution spread to rural areas of France, where Protestants had been killed in river areas. 4th Vial: The bloody Napoleonic wars shed the blood of countries who had revered and obeyed the antichrist Pope. 5th Vial: Judgment on the seat of the beast. Papal States invaded in 1798, Pope imprisoned, removed from power. 6th Vial: The Turks vast domain dried up, they were only left with Turkey. They lost control of Palestine in 1917 AD, Israel became a nation again in 1948
"He's juat chilling" 💀
"BrUh CaN yOu NoT?" ahahah love it
Weirdest sentence ever: "When I looked down, THIS FISH WAS STEALING MY EGG"
💀
😂😂
Ayoo
lmao 🤣
BROO 💀
That fish is so brave. He sees this completely alien floating yellow mass and he just goes *I e a t*
Chinese fish
And a human decided to eat something that came out of a chicken’s butt at some point 😂😂
@@josephphillips8183 why ??
@@josephphillips8183 racist much?
@@josephphillips8183 rasists much?
Fish: ” I believe I can fly…….,I believe I can touch the sky…., or ended up in a frying pan “
"I heard.."*throws away light*
never imagined i would hear someone say this "that fish is stealing my egg"
Bruh!
Marlin from finding Nemo 💀
@@maverickoury8714 💀🙏🏼
Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36). Contemplate how the Roman empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13. Revelation 17 confirms that it is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years to accomplish the religion of the Israelites C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate though because you can start a relationship with God and have proof. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life. - Revelation 3:20 Revelation 6 1st Seal: White horse = Roman Empire conquering nations under Trajan 98-117 AD & Gospel spreading rapidly. 2nd Seal: Red horse, bloody civil wars with 32 different Emperors, most killed by the sword. 185-284 AD 3rd Seal: Black horse, economic despair from high taxes to pay for wars, farmers stopped growing. 200-250 AD 4th Seal: Pale horse, 1/4th of Romans died from famine, pestilence; at one point 5,000 dying per day. 250-300 AD 5th Seal: Diocletian persecuted Smyrna church era saints for ten years, blood crying out for vengeance. 303-312 AD 6th Seal: Political upheaval in the declining Roman Empire while the leaders battled each other. 313-395 AD Revelation 7 Sealing of 144,000, the saints, before trumpet war judgments, which led to the fall of the Roman Empire. Revelation 8 1st Trumpet: Alaric and the Goths attacked from the north, the path of hail, and set it on fire. 400-410 AD 2nd Trumpet: Genseric and the Vandals attacked the seas and coastlands, the blood of sailors in water. 425-470 AD 3rd Trumpet: Attila and the Huns scourged the Danube, Rhine & Po rivers area, dead bodies made water bitter. 451 AD 4th Trumpet: Odoacer and the Heruli caused the last Western Emperor (sun), Senate (moon) to lose power. 476 AD With the Western Roman Emperor (restrainer of 2 Thes. 2) removed; the son of perdition Popes took power. Revelation 9 Two woe judgments against the central 1/3rd and eastern 1/3rd of the Roman Empire. 612-1453 AD 5th Trumpet: Locust & scorpions point to Arabia, the rise of the Muslim army. Islam hides Gospel from Arabs. 612-762 AD 6th Trumpet: Turks released to attack Constantinople with large cannons (fire, smoke, brimstone). 1062-1453 AD Revelation 10 The little book is the printed Bible, which was needed after the Dark Ages when Scriptures were banned by Popes. Revelation 11 7th Trumpet: Martin Luther measured Roman Church; found that it’s an apostate church, not part of true temple. The two witnesses are the Scriptures and saints who proclaim the pure Gospel and testify against the antichrist Popes. Papal Church pronounced Christendom dead in 1514 AD. Silence for 3.5 years. Then Luther posted his 95 Thesis, which sparked the Protestant Reformation and brought the witnesses back to life. Millions of Catholics were saved. Revelation 12 Satan used the Roman Empire to try to wipe out the early Church, Satan was cast down as the Empire collapsed. Revelation 13 The antichrist beast Popes reigned in power 1,260 years, 538-1798, is the little horn of Daniel 7, son of perdition. The false prophet Jesuit Superior General rose to power from land (earth) of Vatican and has created many deceptions. Revelation 14 Points to great harvest during the Protestant Reformation & wrath on Catholic countries who obey antichrist Pope. Revelation 15 Overcoming saints victorious over the beast. Prelude to 7 vials and judgment on those who support Papal Rome. Revelation 16 1st Vial: The foul sore of atheism was poured out on Catholic France, leaving them with no hope, led to revolution. 2nd Vial: The French Revolution started in 1793, killed 250,000, as France had obeyed the Pope and killed saints. 3rd Vial: The French Revolution spread to rural areas of France, where Protestants had been killed in river areas. 4th Vial: The bloody Napoleonic wars shed the blood of countries who had revered and obeyed the antichrist Pope. 5th Vial: Judgment on the seat of the beast. Papal States invaded in 1798, Pope imprisoned, removed from power. 6th Vial: The Turks vast domain dried up, they were only left with Turkey. They lost control of Palestine in 1917 AD, Israel became a nation again in 1948
Imagine a jelly fish being like, "the hell happened to you, bruh?"
LMAO that's exactly what I thought
Lol😂
Yo what💀💀
LMFOAOOO
@@Kyrrificookie 😭😁😁😁
"Bruh, can u not"got me dying
"So lets make sure the egg stays together" *proceeds to throw half of the egg shell away*
"I went to the bottom of the ocean. This place is about 45 feet deep." Marianas Trench: "That's cute."
Psh my local beach has parts where the bottom is only like 4 feet. Home boy went through a lot of trouble for nothing.
Lol I was thinking just that! Like, the bottom of which part of which ocean? 🤔 For people who don't know: The Mariana Trench is 36,201 feet deep lol.
Yep, i dont really know how much 45 feet is, i could do the maths but its so obvious its less than the mariana trench's 10000+ meters
@@cayleece7890 you should have said it in km so people could understand easily
@@matteoroyaleblox4469 1 feet is bout 12cm I believe so 45x12 feet = 540cm = 5,4 meters. Im european aswell so could be wrong tho But i think: 2.54cm = 1 inch 12.something cm = 1 foot
“i’ll be back egg friend!” fish: smacks lips*
Same
Lol
Righttt
fish: 👁👄👁 did you want some?”
Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36). Contemplate how the Roman empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13. Revelation 17 confirms that it is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years to accomplish the religion of the Israelites C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate though because you can start a relationship with God and have proof. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life. - Revelation 3:20 Revelation 6 1st Seal: White horse = Roman Empire conquering nations under Trajan 98-117 AD & Gospel spreading rapidly. 2nd Seal: Red horse, bloody civil wars with 32 different Emperors, most killed by the sword. 185-284 AD 3rd Seal: Black horse, economic despair from high taxes to pay for wars, farmers stopped growing. 200-250 AD 4th Seal: Pale horse, 1/4th of Romans died from famine, pestilence; at one point 5,000 dying per day. 250-300 AD 5th Seal: Diocletian persecuted Smyrna church era saints for ten years, blood crying out for vengeance. 303-312 AD 6th Seal: Political upheaval in the declining Roman Empire while the leaders battled each other. 313-395 AD Revelation 7 Sealing of 144,000, the saints, before trumpet war judgments, which led to the fall of the Roman Empire. Revelation 8 1st Trumpet: Alaric and the Goths attacked from the north, the path of hail, and set it on fire. 400-410 AD 2nd Trumpet: Genseric and the Vandals attacked the seas and coastlands, the blood of sailors in water. 425-470 AD 3rd Trumpet: Attila and the Huns scourged the Danube, Rhine & Po rivers area, dead bodies made water bitter. 451 AD 4th Trumpet: Odoacer and the Heruli caused the last Western Emperor (sun), Senate (moon) to lose power. 476 AD With the Western Roman Emperor (restrainer of 2 Thes. 2) removed; the son of perdition Popes took power. Revelation 9 Two woe judgments against the central 1/3rd and eastern 1/3rd of the Roman Empire. 612-1453 AD 5th Trumpet: Locust & scorpions point to Arabia, the rise of the Muslim army. Islam hides Gospel from Arabs. 612-762 AD 6th Trumpet: Turks released to attack Constantinople with large cannons (fire, smoke, brimstone). 1062-1453 AD Revelation 10 The little book is the printed Bible, which was needed after the Dark Ages when Scriptures were banned by Popes. Revelation 11 7th Trumpet: Martin Luther measured Roman Church; found that it’s an apostate church, not part of true temple. The two witnesses are the Scriptures and saints who proclaim the pure Gospel and testify against the antichrist Popes. Papal Church pronounced Christendom dead in 1514 AD. Silence for 3.5 years. Then Luther posted his 95 Thesis, which sparked the Protestant Reformation and brought the witnesses back to life. Millions of Catholics were saved. Revelation 12 Satan used the Roman Empire to try to wipe out the early Church, Satan was cast down as the Empire collapsed. Revelation 13 The antichrist beast Popes reigned in power 1,260 years, 538-1798, is the little horn of Daniel 7, son of perdition. The false prophet Jesuit Superior General rose to power from land (earth) of Vatican and has created many deceptions. Revelation 14 Points to great harvest during the Protestant Reformation & wrath on Catholic countries who obey antichrist Pope. Revelation 15 Overcoming saints victorious over the beast. Prelude to 7 vials and judgment on those who support Papal Rome. Revelation 16 1st Vial: The foul sore of atheism was poured out on Catholic France, leaving them with no hope, led to revolution. 2nd Vial: The French Revolution started in 1793, killed 250,000, as France had obeyed the Pope and killed saints. 3rd Vial: The French Revolution spread to rural areas of France, where Protestants had been killed in river areas. 4th Vial: The bloody Napoleonic wars shed the blood of countries who had revered and obeyed the antichrist Pope. 5th Vial: Judgment on the seat of the beast. Papal States invaded in 1798, Pope imprisoned, removed from power. 6th Vial: The Turks vast domain dried up, they were only left with Turkey. They lost control of Palestine in 1917 AD, Israel became a nation again in 1948
Him belike: NO TOBY NOT TOBY😭😭😭 Britteny belike: dramatic......its just a yolk egg
Fish:bro I'm telling you I ate the sun 😅😅
Guy: *leaves egg at the bottom for a second* Fish: “it’s free real estate”
lmaoo I immediately thought this
@@ohhjustmemes none
Well I mean, it’s that fish’s home right?
@@stranger342 it’s a meme hun lol
@@stranger342 🗿
The idea that the fish was camping from a distance the whole time waiting for him to leave lmao
Lol
Lol facts🤣🤣😭😭😂
I just see a little fish in a campervan just chilling and waiting 🤣🤣
lol
Not with a 3 seconds memory 😅 it was definitely just passing by
"First i got my egg" 💀
Steve got me dying 😂😂HARD
The fish to his friends: "I told you that humans lay eggs, but you didn't believe me. Super tasty too."
"yeah, but Gary, you said he cracked his own egg, and just left it there. What kind of idiot would do that? I don't believe you. I think you made it up."
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣oh shit
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Problem is, now the fish is addicted to chicken eggs but will never get another. 😔
This made me sad😭
So true
It's possible that it will get another somehow and it's possible that it didn't become addicted to chicken eggs as well.
😂😂
Just think that the fish didn't like how it tasted and will never try it again.
-people stealing egg- Fish stealing egg👍
“It actually sinks” 🤯
Fish: *hiding behind rock....”anytime now..” Hooman: “ok guys I need to go catch my breathe” Fish: “NOW! Oooooolululuooooouuu”
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Ooooooolulululuuluuu💀
@@_just.sam.folks_576 😹
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His "bruh, can you NOT!" actually cracked me up
Cracked you up... I see what you did there. 😏
I felt my iq drop a little just then.
It sounded so unnatural
"So how you turn into a fish?" "A guy"
Bro that fish got the free ist food of his life😂
Imagine scuba diving and you see an alien. And upon closer inspection, it’s just the inside of an egg.
That's even more horrifying that meeting the alien, bc to the unknowing man finding the inside of the egg means they can and have bred there
That would be an eggstraterrestrial finding
Omg why ? little good best egg ever in the world. :-(
Pretty sure when that fish goes to tell his mates about his tasting experience of an egg from the surface his mates will call him a liar cos he has no proof 🤣
"Well then what do you think this yellow stuff around my mouth is?!" "Uhmmm...vomit?"
I'm not playing I'm pissedfootball sorry I'm pressing my
I mean... a piece was still left
What about seagull eggs? Ever wonder if a female gull just ..let's one go when they are chilling in the water?
@@Iquey 😂the way u phrased that lol
That"I got my egg" got me😂😂
Fish be like: Thanks for the meal
Imagine down the line, that fish's descendants evolved into some super fish species... Just because that fish ate the egg
Lmfao 😂😂
The chickenfish.
Or when someone catch that fish and it taste like egg.....
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Diver: I'll just leave this egg here until I get back from the surface. Fish: hold my gills
Lol
🤣😂🤣 While u at it hold my fins too
What a beautiful comment! xD
" first i got my egg" Oh that hurts