Alien: Covenant Pitch Meeting

2021 ж. 10 Сәу.
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Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Alien: Covenant!
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Ridley Scott’s Alien franchise is a classic in the world of sci-fi and horror. So like all things that were successful at a certain point in time, Hollywood decided to bring it back in the past decade. Alien: Covenant hit theatres in 2017 and was a follow-up to Prometheus, while also being kind of a sequel to Alien and Aliens? It’s a little blurry.
Alien: Covenant definitely raises some questions. Like why is James Franco in this? Why are some significant scenes on the internet instead of in the movie? Why isn’t anyone wearing protective gear on an alien planet? How does everyone not see how obviously evil David is? Why did that girl lock her friend in a room with an alien, only to go in a few seconds later after the alien got her? Why does David think that Xenomorphs are so perfect?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Alien: Covenant! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • 3:20 Unironically, the idea that the characters all have brain damage because they were forcibly woken from cryo-sleep makes the whole movie make a lot more sense.

    @BioYuGi@BioYuGi3 жыл бұрын
    • lol

      @karlhans6678@karlhans66783 жыл бұрын
    • Maybe their brain damage is what got them put on that ship & made to go live on an uninhabited world.

      @LUCNUKEM@LUCNUKEM3 жыл бұрын
    • Damn good point actually

      @MuhammadAli-qh8tg@MuhammadAli-qh8tg3 жыл бұрын
    • Thanks for this 😂😂😂😂

      @v4vndta911@v4vndta9113 жыл бұрын
    • Oh my god you cracked the secret of the movie

      @kossettereaditte7552@kossettereaditte75523 жыл бұрын
  • 'Do all characters have brain damage?' Everything makes sense now.

    @mikdan8813@mikdan88133 жыл бұрын
    • They should have explained that cryo does temporary brain damage for a while. Would have explained most of it

      @Jebu911@Jebu9113 жыл бұрын
    • All the writers and producers and directors certainly did.

      @Sixstringman@Sixstringman3 жыл бұрын
    • I don't even feel like that was Producer Guy saying that. I think that was just Ryan George's honest take on the movie.

      @ben-san9677@ben-san96773 жыл бұрын
    • Also, the movie makers counted on brain-damaged audience.

      @kornaxon3522@kornaxon35223 жыл бұрын
    • @@Sixstringman Yeah but they couldn't exactly put a line in the movie about how everyone was snorting massive amounts of coke

      @wyrmh0le@wyrmh0le3 жыл бұрын
  • “Do all the characters have brain damage or what’s up?” “They might!”

    @jasminefrazier7182@jasminefrazier71823 жыл бұрын
    • The Producer Guy's face before saying this killed me! 😂

      @deeya@deeya2 жыл бұрын
    • @@deeya i honestly do not stop laughing watching these videos 🤣😂🤣

      @36AjT9@36AjT92 жыл бұрын
    • Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @sicparvismagna9370@sicparvismagna93702 жыл бұрын
    • Just like the screen writers did... This movie contains so much unexplained stupidity that it is overwhelming.

      @marconotonfacebook3480@marconotonfacebook34802 жыл бұрын
    • One of my all time fav PM quotes and delivery 🤣

      @otakuman706@otakuman7062 жыл бұрын
  • Fun fact, i saw this movie in theaters and at the "you blow and i'll do the fingering" line i was the only person in the entire theater to laugh. It was a sad day for humanity.

    @ilovegarradors@ilovegarradors2 жыл бұрын
    • Did all the people in the theater have brain damage or what?

      @dashs1496@dashs14962 жыл бұрын
    • @@dashs1496 No, they were all just hardcore Alien franchise fans, all simultaneously dying inside.

      @Warrior_Culture@Warrior_Culture2 жыл бұрын
    • OR, maybe, um there was a lot of um, blowing and uh, fingering going on in the theater?????

      @76reliant@76reliant Жыл бұрын
    • I laughed in theaters at that as well! I think there were only maybe 6 other people in the whole theater with me though

      @BassLineProductionsI@BassLineProductionsI Жыл бұрын
    • saw it opening night in L.A, in a packed theater, and the entire theater erupted with laughter. There's no way that that scene was meant to be taken seriously. The screenwriters can't be that dense, can they? Probably. They probably are.

      @0hMyGandhi@0hMyGandhi Жыл бұрын
  • "an homage is when you press ctrl c on your keyboard and then ctrl v" my new favorite joke from this whole series.

    @SamWizeIII@SamWizeIII3 жыл бұрын
    • He should put in that joke, word for word, in his next three Pitch Meetings.

      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv19623 жыл бұрын
    • Mac users be like, "huh"?

      @Test-vr3kf@Test-vr3kf3 жыл бұрын
    • Same, so i'll homage your comment

      @youknow_nothing@youknow_nothing3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Test-vr3kf As ctrl c ctrl v is ubiquitous, I'm pretty sure at least most mac users know what it is, even if they (we) use command c command v. ;)

      @Mike-kc5ew@Mike-kc5ew3 жыл бұрын
    • "an homage is when you press ctrl c on your keyboard and then ctrl v" my new favorite joke from this whole series I agree.

      @dennisconcepcion1108@dennisconcepcion11083 жыл бұрын
  • "Immediately reversing your convictions is tight." - "No it's not." - "I agree." Underrated.

    @Sharivari@Sharivari3 жыл бұрын
    • Only 6 hours ago? I was just about to post this comment my KZhead twin, except I was gonna add "I may or may not have rewatched this line 5 times" Xd

      @Penndel@Penndel3 жыл бұрын
    • no it's not underrated

      @peesafpayper9688@peesafpayper96883 жыл бұрын
    • Wow didn't catch that. Subtle ironic touch.

      @VIGNESHWARRR@VIGNESHWARRR3 жыл бұрын
    • Too meta.

      @peterzerfass4609@peterzerfass46093 жыл бұрын
    • Yep, got me. Too good.

      @mattbritton6222@mattbritton62223 жыл бұрын
  • "Weren't the humans gone when Walter got his face cut? - nobody knew about that part?" Absolutely classic!

    @dryster123@dryster1237 ай бұрын
  • "Characters have to say things sometimes, and this is a thing this character can say." That explained the entire movie!!!

    @tyronejohnson8683@tyronejohnson8683 Жыл бұрын
  • The quality of this series is some of the most consistent on all of KZhead.

    @zakerycollins1950@zakerycollins19503 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, even though it's just one guy with a greenscreen

      @xanderguldie@xanderguldie3 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah it's also extremely low budget and uses one person lol

      @blaze556922@blaze5569223 жыл бұрын
    • Mocking mainstream films is consistently easy to do.

      @MadCapMag@MadCapMag3 жыл бұрын
    • Too bad the rest of screen rant is trash

      @oddballskull1941@oddballskull19413 жыл бұрын
    • Yes

      @wildcardproductions6010@wildcardproductions60103 жыл бұрын
  • "if you raise massive question and don't provide answers that's mysterious." Ah, the JJ Abrams method.

    @SweenyTodd98@SweenyTodd983 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah. Prometheus and Covenant were so bad that one would think JJ Abrams made them.

      @z00ropa@z00ropa3 жыл бұрын
    • The JJ Abrams method isn't just not providing answers, it's not having them in the first place.

      @jjones1032@jjones10323 жыл бұрын
    • @@z00ropa One of his writers did, if I remember correctly

      @newworldsound@newworldsound3 жыл бұрын
    • Why 98 and not 07?

      @Saimeren@Saimeren3 жыл бұрын
    • ah true, the great Lost Desaster.. A Pitch Meeting on that would be great.

      @boncret@boncret3 жыл бұрын
  • Screen Rant needs to know the ONLY reason I still know who they are is because of this man.

    @jaggy32@jaggy323 жыл бұрын
    • What is this Screen Rant that everyone yammers on about?

      @dancrane3807@dancrane38073 жыл бұрын
    • It's kinda sad though, cause Ryan's channel would be way more popular if this series was uploaded there. He'd have millions of subscribers.

      @asherujudo7383@asherujudo73833 жыл бұрын
    • Unclear

      @matthewfairchild3846@matthewfairchild38463 жыл бұрын
    • I think they know. He probably has the CEO's parking space..............and his office.

      @hitchslap8254@hitchslap82543 жыл бұрын
    • Are you saying that Screen Rant is more than just these pitch meetings?

      @louisaparker@louisaparker2 жыл бұрын
  • I watched half of prometheus, then came here for both pitch meetings, and now i can go on with my life. Thank you for the gift

    @willmurray9179@willmurray91795 ай бұрын
  • "So, you have some confusion for me?" "Yes, sir! I do!"

    @MrShortM@MrShortM3 жыл бұрын
    • Stupidity*

      @CommanderShepard-wq3wo@CommanderShepard-wq3wo3 жыл бұрын
    • "So, you have some utter nonsense for me?" "Yes, sir! I do! LOTS!!!"

      @derlich09@derlich093 жыл бұрын
    • 🤪🤪

      @YungDubee88@YungDubee883 жыл бұрын
  • it's unbelievable how these pitch meetings never get old. maybe it's because the writing and delivery are so good. Ryan, you're a very talented individual.

    @webknows@webknows3 жыл бұрын
    • A very talented set of individuals. ;-)

      @PsuedoNymrod@PsuedoNymrod3 жыл бұрын
    • Ryan is lucky to have found a decent foil to act with.

      @jasonross5358@jasonross53583 жыл бұрын
    • As long as there are insightful observations delivered with irony and wit, they will never get old

      @RCaIabraro@RCaIabraro3 жыл бұрын
    • Being a very talented individual is tight

      @nomad6737@nomad67373 жыл бұрын
    • It's also the way in which he keeps his memes fresh by applying them in altered or totally unexpected ways *(pow pow pow ... pow),* so we basically become thrilled for the How as much as for the What.

      @MensHominis@MensHominis3 жыл бұрын
  • I had the exact same reaction as the producer guy when that one lady locked her friend in the lab, let her die, went back in the lab, fell and then blew up the ship. I was like wtf man! Lol

    @Starf0x1789@Starf0x17892 жыл бұрын
    • I think that was the hardest I ever laughed for this channel!

      @finnanima2413@finnanima2413 Жыл бұрын
    • Oh, so it's a comedy?

      @andrewturner7128@andrewturner712810 ай бұрын
  • By my calculations, watching this was 37,000 times more entertaining than watching the film.

    @steve16384@steve16384 Жыл бұрын
  • Pitch Meeting is a master class in film criticism mixed with comedy. Wow. Wow. Wow. Good job Ryan making all of this look super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    @billc.2627@billc.26273 жыл бұрын
    • Oh, mixing film criticism with comedy is TIGHT!

      @halloweenfriday@halloweenfriday3 жыл бұрын
    • More like film roasting than criticism.

      @weirdwest1702@weirdwest17023 жыл бұрын
    • It's like Honest trailers or Cinemasins, but Pitch Meetings are actually good

      @StanSays@StanSays3 жыл бұрын
    • oh, making things look easy is tight!

      @shardinhand1243@shardinhand12433 жыл бұрын
    • @@StanSays ouch, agreed, for cinemasins, honest trailers is pretty funny.

      @shardinhand1243@shardinhand12433 жыл бұрын
  • “Yeah and he gives himself a sliced up face just like Walter has.” “Weren’t the humans gone when that happened like none of them were there.” “Oh yeah but he did that for the audience cause they were present during the fight.” “Ohhhh that’s nice of him!” “A very considerate evil robot!” “Wowowowowow-“

    @noxlupa2996@noxlupa29963 жыл бұрын
    • Too much pitch meetings in this one

      @avithedev@avithedev3 жыл бұрын
    • I read all that in the voices

      @autumneagle@autumneagle3 жыл бұрын
    • @@autumneagle same 😭😭

      @avithedev@avithedev3 жыл бұрын
    • David knows about us? Welcome to the end ladies and gentlemen

      @luminoustorus548@luminoustorus5483 жыл бұрын
    • Robot broke the 4th wall, are they programmed to be able to do that.

      @vedangsinghal3038@vedangsinghal30383 жыл бұрын
  • "we're gonna pretend it's a big twist later" -movies these days

    @badomens8465@badomens84653 жыл бұрын
    • It was a big controversy with "Passengers" (2016) that people saw the trailer and couldn't predict the plot twist.

      @Ackalan@Ackalan2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Ackalan huh? That was actually an ok film.

      @chatteyj@chatteyjАй бұрын
  • My head cannon for this movie is that Wayland went full on Vault Tech and intentionally put the dumbest possible people on this ship as a social experiment. It makes the movie like 10 times better.

    @jamesroot8135@jamesroot81352 жыл бұрын
    • Colonists are well known for being dumbasses, as the Colonial Marines opine in "Aliens" 🙂

      @garytwinem5275@garytwinem5275 Жыл бұрын
    • They must have been on the “B” ark.

      @mkvv5687@mkvv568711 ай бұрын
    • Canon

      @user-co8uy5rb2s@user-co8uy5rb2sАй бұрын
  • David is single handedly carrying this franchise. especially now he cut off his hand.

    @daddydreet145@daddydreet1453 жыл бұрын
    • "I would applaud that, but, well, you know..." -- David

      @joanbennettnyc@joanbennettnyc3 жыл бұрын
    • On the irony.... i won't mention parallels with "screen rant"...

      @dezperado9365@dezperado93653 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, Screen rant would be dead without - wait what..?

      @cn.st.182@cn.st.1823 жыл бұрын
    • @@cn.st.182 Mixing metaphors is TIGHT! And challenging....

      @dezperado9365@dezperado93653 жыл бұрын
    • That is a good one 🤔🤣

      @chaseboen2448@chaseboen24483 жыл бұрын
  • "She is badass looking female character with short hair in an Alien movie" "There it is, that's a main character right there" This is just pure gold.

    @siimtokke3461@siimtokke34613 жыл бұрын
    • "She is a bad*** looking female..." (shows picture) "Is that Snow White?" "It could be! Everyone knows Snow White was the biggest bad*** female! She served seven small men and was easily tricked on multiple occasions by her stepmother in disguise." "I think you might be confusing 'hapless' with bad***." "Woopsie!" "Woops!"

      @kristylewandowski8485@kristylewandowski84853 жыл бұрын
    • Killing off Noomi Rapace and replacing her with some basic chick is NOT tight!

      @214warzone@214warzone3 жыл бұрын
    • Pretty much sums of most movies/shows these days

      @mnmsaregood1@mnmsaregood13 жыл бұрын
  • The way producer guy says "Oh my God" cracks me up every single time🤣🤣

    @favourtobi7934@favourtobi79342 жыл бұрын
  • 3:15 I like how the latest scene was enough to just make the producer pause with a gobsmacked expression haha

    @sera404@sera4042 жыл бұрын
  • The opening is brilliant. "So you have an Alien preque... A prometheus Sequ... Da.. Ju...Do you got a movie for me?" LOL

    @eLIPHAS3333@eLIPHAS33333 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @thewatcher9480@thewatcher94803 жыл бұрын
    • I was waiting for him to say, "Oh, it's something."

      @LordVulcan93@LordVulcan933 жыл бұрын
  • “Immediately reversing your convictions is tight! No it’s not. I agree.”

    @devincreislerstudios@devincreislerstudios3 жыл бұрын
    • This might’ve been the best joke in Pitch Meeting history...

      @DragonBallUniversity@DragonBallUniversity3 жыл бұрын
    • This is Monty Python Life of Brian level humor

      @vegasbeebi@vegasbeebi3 жыл бұрын
    • Probably my new favorite Pitch Meeting moment.

      @DarkmanPoe@DarkmanPoe3 жыл бұрын
    • 5:51

      @TheLuigigalaxy@TheLuigigalaxy3 жыл бұрын
    • @@DragonBallUniversity No, it's not.

      @MorganEdgy@MorganEdgy3 жыл бұрын
  • 4:53 RIP Ian Holm. “Perfect Organism” joke was fire 🔥

    @wattsnottaken1@wattsnottaken1 Жыл бұрын
  • I can’t really explain it, but at 4:54, the way Screenwriter Guy is looking at his script and delivers the line “Yeah, just the perfect organism.” is one of the funniest and most unique moments in all of Pitch Meeting history. It makes it seem like Screenwriter Guy dismisses and ignores Producer Guy pointing out the plot holes. He doesn’t even respect him enough to make eye contact. And then he pretends that everything supports his narrative, repeating “Yeah, just the perfect organism.“ as if Producer Guy had been making positive and encouraging statements about the script the whole time.

    @Colinkrauss1@Colinkrauss110 ай бұрын
    • That's one of my favourite person pars too 👍

      @MrSpectralmania@MrSpectralmania5 ай бұрын
  • - "It will be difficult to make a worse Alien movie than Prometheus" - "Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience"

    @Imperial_Dynamics@Imperial_Dynamics3 жыл бұрын
    • why were they so bad... why Ridley .. tell us why you fked them so bad....why did you forsake ussss

      @patrickbyrne5070@patrickbyrne50702 жыл бұрын
    • Of course we hade shitty movies back in the time. I feel like I needed to mention that, before the inevitable strawman is screaching at me.

      @NineSun001@NineSun0012 жыл бұрын
    • Just hire John Logan

      @robotrix@robotrix2 жыл бұрын
    • I still liked them more than "Resurrection."

      @rcole718@rcole7182 жыл бұрын
    • @@rcole718 At least Resurrection is fun, until the baby alien shows up. Prometheus and Covenant are like the Fast and the Furious series, they are parodies of themselves, but at least the F&F creators are aware of that.

      @scratchy996@scratchy996 Жыл бұрын
  • "Is it going to be difficult to make a Prometheus sequel that's even stupider than Prometheus?" "No, actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

    @raydunakin@raydunakin3 жыл бұрын
    • "Oh, really?"

      @karekarenohay4432@karekarenohay44323 жыл бұрын
    • @@karekarenohay4432 Hiya how are you hope your fine

      @shravan1005@shravan10053 жыл бұрын
    • “Immediately reversing your convictions is TIGHT!” “No, it’s not.” “I agree.”

      @JosiahTheSiah@JosiahTheSiah3 жыл бұрын
    • They also made Elizabeth stupider since David was just a head at the end of Prometheus, which means she gave him a body back despite everything he did.

      @oniakuma2392@oniakuma23923 жыл бұрын
    • @@oniakuma2392 Hey, a lady needs some D. And by D I mean David.

      @hanburgundy4317@hanburgundy43173 жыл бұрын
  • "Immediately reversing your convictions is tight!" "No it's not" "I agree" LMAO, I'm dying

    @nessat6335@nessat63352 жыл бұрын
    • No, you are not.

      @vasyan123@vasyan1238 ай бұрын
    • @@vasyan123 I agree!

      @nessat6335@nessat63358 ай бұрын
  • "Do all the characters have brain damage or..." - "Yeah I Guess" Comedy Genius

    @guestaccount494@guestaccount4943 жыл бұрын
  • I would love a channel that has the writers come on and react to these videos and try to explain themselves would be gold.

    @chillywill@chillywill3 жыл бұрын
    • "Real Hollywood Writers React To Pitch Meetings" needs to be a thing, I agree.

      @Dargonhuman@Dargonhuman3 жыл бұрын
    • The setting should be a court room and the writers are on trial for shitty writing

      @anthonygusman9909@anthonygusman99093 жыл бұрын
    • @@anthonygusman9909 🤣Your charges are wow wow wow wow.

      @chillywill@chillywill3 жыл бұрын
    • The closest thing I can think of is The Russo Brothers reacting to honest trailers

      @joecoolberry911@joecoolberry9113 жыл бұрын
    • @@chillywill "How do you plead?" "Your honor, I'm going to need you to get allll the way off my back about that."

      @Dargonhuman@Dargonhuman3 жыл бұрын
  • Almost choked on my food on that homework line, guess that's what I get for eating during a pitch meeting xD

    @AQCorner@AQCorner3 жыл бұрын
    • same!

      @badasstrebek@badasstrebek3 жыл бұрын
    • Almost choked on my food at the CTRL C CTRL V part 😂

      @killwalker@killwalker3 жыл бұрын
    • "Homework is TIGHT!" Said nobody ever.... in the history of homework, and of history...

      @dezperado9365@dezperado93653 жыл бұрын
    • Oooh almost dying while watching KZhead is TIGHT

      @SRP3572@SRP35723 жыл бұрын
    • @@SRP3572 I died while watching the Lord of the Rings pitch meetings. Its ok, though. I came back as Wesley the White. I used to be Wesley the Gray.

      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv19623 жыл бұрын
  • "Well, see, if you raise MASSIVE questions and then don't provide answers for them, that's mysterious" is the entire plot of Donnie Darko

    @dennislemmermann7536@dennislemmermann75369 ай бұрын
  • 5:30 Ryan sounds so done when he says "Yeah, I bet he does"

    @andreacaininstinct@andreacaininstinct Жыл бұрын
  • It's truly amazing how Ridley Scott read this script and thought this was a good idea to turn into a movie.

    @Marksman3434@Marksman34343 жыл бұрын
    • I heard Ridley Scott is also the one that cancelled the proposed Alien 5 sequel from Neil Blomkamp. Somehow he thinks he owns the franchise.

      @zaltmanbleroze@zaltmanbleroze3 жыл бұрын
    • You find some amazing things when you get really far up your own orifice.

      @aygwm@aygwm3 жыл бұрын
    • Well it's because $$, and then $$ and so $$. I hope that explains things.

      @missxspencer1538@missxspencer15383 жыл бұрын
    • @@zaltmanbleroze well because he kinda does though. But yeah, Im also one of those people who actually liked Prometheus..

      @CyberWallX@CyberWallX3 жыл бұрын
    • @@zaltmanbleroze he really sinks his own franchise.

      @IvyPearsonUnderwater@IvyPearsonUnderwater3 жыл бұрын
  • "It's an homage, you know like when you press Ctrl+C on your keyboard and then Ctrl+V on your computer" Copy and Paste is tight!

    @boomerotic2498@boomerotic24983 жыл бұрын
    • I was definitely like “...wait a minute” 😭

      @genericstaticshock705@genericstaticshock7053 жыл бұрын
    • "It's an homage, you know like when you press Ctrl+C and then Ctrl+V on your computer" Copy and Paste is tight!

      @Singurarity88@Singurarity883 жыл бұрын
    • @@Singurarity88 "It's an homage, you know like when you press Ctrl+C and then Ctrl+V on your computer" Copy and Paste is tight!

      @charleshackney416@charleshackney4163 жыл бұрын
    • @@charleshackney416 "It's an homage, you know like when you press Ctrl+C on your keyboard and then Ctrl+V on your computer" Copy and Paste is tight!

      @flaminG-Ghost@flaminG-Ghost3 жыл бұрын
  • One of my favorite memories from the movie is when I went to go see it with a few school buddies. During the David /Walter scene where the iconic line: "I'll do the fingering" was said, one friend busted out laughing, followed suit by another buddy. They then proceeded to continue laughing at each other's laughs for quite some time, getting a few others alongside me to join in. I hope we didn't annoy others in the theatre but the chain reaction was too hilarious

    @ebomb1133@ebomb1133 Жыл бұрын
  • I have to admit...this dudes vids have been recommended to me for YEARS and I'm just now watching him OMFG hes hilarious. Now I've been binging them

    @XeroFailGames@XeroFailGames2 жыл бұрын
  • I love how these pitch meetings roast these films savagely and cleverly at the same time

    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
    • Roasting these films savagely and cleverly at the same time is tight!

      @paulharries9558@paulharries95583 жыл бұрын
    • So noticing plot holes in movies that took months to produce, should be almost impossible?

      @sirloin8745@sirloin87453 жыл бұрын
    • @@sirloin8745 It's actually super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

      @JaharNarishma@JaharNarishma3 жыл бұрын
    • @D. Rüesch So, the point of the channel is appreciated explicitly. What did you want to contribute with your comment? I read it as a mix of belittling and passive aggressiveness, but I hope I read it wrong.

      @JaharNarishma@JaharNarishma3 жыл бұрын
    • Shut up bot

      @Opana223@Opana2233 жыл бұрын
  • That's kind of what was great about the first Alien. The characters were exactly as smart as they should be, none of the decisions ever really felt unjustified. Even the seemingly bad decisions are explained when you realize Ash had an agenda

    @potaterjim@potaterjim3 жыл бұрын
    • When i watched the pitch meeting i had the same thought.

      @bangbangthatawefulsound3396@bangbangthatawefulsound339611 ай бұрын
    • When writers weren't so lazy. Those were the days

      @gwenbathory6656@gwenbathory66569 ай бұрын
    • well.... a very undecisive captain, yes captain Dallas, going into the tunnels to kill it wasnt smart, guided by a hysterical Lambert. And then splitting up to look for the cat, not killing the baby alien when Kane was chest bursted, oh, and Lambert being a gripey biatch, and freezing when cornered. Kane peering into an alien egg, and Nostromos security allowing someone to just punch open a quarantine door to let the face hugger in, and Ripley blowing up the ship when the alien was in the escape pod, no one noticing an android on board at all, ever....erm, just a few examples. But it is still my favorite movie anyway.

      @meisterlymanu5214@meisterlymanu52148 ай бұрын
    • The mistakes in the original film were believable unlike the current films.

      @Iron-Bridge@Iron-Bridge7 ай бұрын
    • ​@@meisterlymanu5214Everything you listed besides Lambert guiding Dallas is fine ( and that is fine too considering they originally supposed to have some romance). And actually, listing Lambert freezing when cornered is idiotic by you, since its obviously not a desicion in the first place, its a mental breakdown from fear.

      @alekzanderor5489@alekzanderor54896 ай бұрын
  • The description of an ‘homage’ was spot on.

    @thesquatcherpayne8273@thesquatcherpayne82732 жыл бұрын
  • "Yeah, well the movies happening now, so now is when things have to happen." Truer words...

    @tomorrowinc@tomorrowinc Жыл бұрын
  • "Do all the characters have brain damage?!" "They might 😃" FAMMMMMMM

    @MistaKlutch@MistaKlutch3 жыл бұрын
    • freezer burn after too long in cryo.

      @purefoldnz3070@purefoldnz30703 жыл бұрын
    • @@purefoldnz3070 Top comment here.

      @fixedfocusfilm3068@fixedfocusfilm30683 жыл бұрын
    • Didn't the Critical Drinker say HE had brain damage from watching this movie? Have to go back and watch that review again.

      @LordVulcan93@LordVulcan933 жыл бұрын
    • @@fixedfocusfilm3068 underappreciated observation.

      @LordVulcan93@LordVulcan933 жыл бұрын
  • The Ryanverse is the only universe where the producer is the voice of reason in a pitch meeting.

    @alvaro.martinez@alvaro.martinez3 жыл бұрын
    • Producers without reasoning is tight

      @hansnorleaf@hansnorleaf3 жыл бұрын
    • Wellllll...he raises great questions, then caves for the money, that pretty much nails how they got rich, then stayed rich. on point

      @alicelaybourne1620@alicelaybourne16202 жыл бұрын
    • If the roles were reversed, it wouldn't be funny. It would just be a moneyman destroying an artist's work, like usually happens.

      @racookster@racookster Жыл бұрын
  • Before I was disappointed because there are no good movies anymore. But since I discovered pitch meetings I'm very happy they are a continuous stream of material for Ryan

    @Danielo515@Danielo5152 жыл бұрын
  • “Do all the characters have brain damage?” That’s the synopsis of the movie. Love it.

    @Xanduur@Xanduur Жыл бұрын
  • J.J. and most other writers these days: "The mystery is more important than the answer!" Story writing 101: I'd like a word...

    @jdraven0890@jdraven08903 жыл бұрын
    • Or are they just lazy writers--I don't know the answer to this mystery

      @dilaudid1@dilaudid13 жыл бұрын
    • These days? JJ mastered this skill with Lost

      @jonnnnniej@jonnnnniej3 жыл бұрын
    • Yeh, it's like storytelling's 1st rule: Promises and Payoffs.

      @fredischilling@fredischilling3 жыл бұрын
    • seriously.

      @stormvexed@stormvexed3 жыл бұрын
  • "Why do they make an android with growing hair?" LMAO. That's a very valid point.

    @livetime5815@livetime58153 жыл бұрын
    • Same question I have with the Terminator having aging flesh in Terminator Genysis.

      @christianhardtofind6349@christianhardtofind63493 жыл бұрын
    • Do the finger nails and toe nails also grow or would those be add ons ?

      @stevedenis8292@stevedenis82923 жыл бұрын
    • They're ALL valid points, that's why Ryan is so popular on KZhead.

      @generalyellor8188@generalyellor81883 жыл бұрын
    • @@christianhardtofind6349 made more sense in terminator as it is living human tissue over a metal endoskeleton.

      @Jebu911@Jebu9113 жыл бұрын
    • @@christianhardtofind6349 In the case of the Terminator, the aim was to have them infiltrate the resistance strongholds, so Skynet probably needed them to look as realistic as possible with organic flesh and skin to not arose the suspicions of the humans. David on the other hand, doesn't have that excuse.

      @martianastronaut4917@martianastronaut49173 жыл бұрын
  • Screenwriter Guy: "Characters can say things sometimes and this is a thing that this character can say." Producer Guy: "Good point" *he says while pointing* Even the little details that is probably an accident makes me laugh

    @joelyt1682@joelyt16823 жыл бұрын
    • Not an accident. There are so many little details in these things. So, so many little details - you have no idea.

      @Traisas@Traisas28 күн бұрын
  • 06:57 its like an homage this definition of homage is the best haha

    @sylviamatias4961@sylviamatias49612 жыл бұрын
  • That scene where David kills the captain bothered me so much David is like: "Hey captain you wanna die" Captain: "yeah sure"

    @jemert96@jemert963 жыл бұрын
    • HEY! That disgusting alien egg looks perfectly safe to put my face in

      @sonofsanguinius176@sonofsanguinius1763 жыл бұрын
    • “I told you that egg was too wet!!” ~ Morty

      @leeh6317@leeh63173 жыл бұрын
    • Makes the guy who wanted to play with the snake in the last film look like Stephen Hawking.

      @robotrix@robotrix2 жыл бұрын
  • These 2 bloke's have such good chemistry onscreen.

    @youareawesome5236@youareawesome52363 жыл бұрын
    • Even look a little bit alike.....

      @nhmooytis7058@nhmooytis70583 жыл бұрын
    • @@nhmooytis7058 probably helps with the chemistry.

      @youareawesome5236@youareawesome52363 жыл бұрын
    • @@nhmooytis7058 They look nothing alike, that one guy is wearing glasses.

      @nonplayercharacter6478@nonplayercharacter64783 жыл бұрын
    • @@nonplayercharacter6478 true! Maybe distant cousins.

      @nhmooytis7058@nhmooytis70583 жыл бұрын
    • Perhaps they are androids like Walter and David?

      @albogypsy2842@albogypsy28423 жыл бұрын
  • I had to force myself to remember even seeing this movie. Then it all came flooding back. thanks a lot.

    @mikeyh0@mikeyh06 ай бұрын
  • The part about the ear flaps... That made me laugh so hard

    @mattrobinson7750@mattrobinson77502 жыл бұрын
  • I'm not sure when the people working on the Alien franchise all suddenly started thinking 'let's be like Lost, but worse' with their writing

    @thefearandwonder@thefearandwonder3 жыл бұрын
    • Probably when they hired Damon Lindeloff.

      @davidsumner7604@davidsumner76043 жыл бұрын
    • I think they were lost in both manner, lost like "JJ abrams mystery box lazy writing" and lost "I don't know where I am going".

      @femtoservants@femtoservants3 жыл бұрын
    • Soooo much worse

      @christopherross1309@christopherross13093 жыл бұрын
    • @@davidsumner7604 I read the original script to Prometheus, it was more conventional but would have been a much better movie.

      @UniteForgetLeftRight@UniteForgetLeftRight3 жыл бұрын
    • I actually like'd Prometheus. Having that movie end with a lot of loose ends was fine except two problems: 1 - They forgot to answer any of those questions in the second movie. 2 - Hollywood banks far too much on future sequels where if the series doesn't continue, you're left with barely functional plots.

      @ressljs@ressljs3 жыл бұрын
  • "Do all the characters have brain damage?" Maybe it's for the best they didn't get to start a colony?

    @jamesthiel2628@jamesthiel26283 жыл бұрын
    • It'd be a colony full of Twitter idiots, Facebook morons and Reddit mods...

      @Dargonhuman@Dargonhuman3 жыл бұрын
  • "Do all the characters have brain damage?" That, every movie in a nutshell.

    @SurleyBlaine@SurleyBlaine3 жыл бұрын
  • “An homage is when you press [CTRL]-C and then [CTRL]-V.” Classic!!

    @nigelchristophercox4325@nigelchristophercox4325 Жыл бұрын
  • "An homage is when you press control C on your keyboard, and then control V" I'm dying

    @jasethomas5198@jasethomas51983 жыл бұрын
    • That was gold.

      @Warstub@Warstub3 жыл бұрын
    • That was just epic

      @palkihatangadi3986@palkihatangadi39863 жыл бұрын
    • Ok Roomer. A Ryan fan boomer

      @yeeyee9970@yeeyee99703 жыл бұрын
  • "Were gonna pretend like it's a big twist later " *WandaVision pitch meeting pops up in the top right corner*

    @rachelppython@rachelppython3 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂

      @kalakritistudios@kalakritistudios3 жыл бұрын
  • 4:28 wow wow wow wow mysterious things with no answers are Tight ! 😁

    @reallytho1943@reallytho19432 жыл бұрын
  • You should do a pitch meeting for the Final Destination franchise, it would be hilarious!

    @kristenbuckley1413@kristenbuckley14133 жыл бұрын
  • "Do all the characters have brain damage" 😂😂 Of all the pitch meetings, this has to be the most brutal beating of a film, and therefore my favourite ever.

    @raid4free524@raid4free5243 жыл бұрын
  • If the space crew of this movie remained on earth, they would totally fall for one of those “Free Candy” vans.

    @cjmarshall7970@cjmarshall79703 жыл бұрын
  • "A homage is when you prss Ctrl + C on your keyboard and then Ctrl + V" bloody brilliant

    @tomd1826@tomd18265 ай бұрын
  • I love the way these guys are so happy with the way they talk to each other!

    @timothy3732@timothy37323 жыл бұрын
  • 2 days ago, the youtube gods recommended one pitch meeting video & binging previous episodes was super easy, barely an inconvenience!😁 Now, when someone says, "Whoops!", the next thing I think of is, "Whoopsie!"😂😂

    @ashineduogwu6326@ashineduogwu63263 жыл бұрын
    • Have you found his personal channel yet? Even bigger comedy gold over there, especially his sponsor ads. 😊 The channel's called Ryan George.

      @lunacouer@lunacouer3 жыл бұрын
    • Hi it’s me the adstronaut

      @silentstorm5439@silentstorm54393 жыл бұрын
  • I'm a writer and horrified that pitch meetings are really like this. So, thanks for these training videos.

    @henrytjernlund@henrytjernlund3 жыл бұрын
  • I didn’t even watch the movie- I just clicked on this for the entertainment value. I was not disappointed

    @danielchristofferson4355@danielchristofferson43552 жыл бұрын
  • We always need a "super easy barely an inconvenience" in every episode

    @chimera6485@chimera64852 жыл бұрын
    • Like herpes

      @jennyanydots2389@jennyanydots23892 жыл бұрын
  • "Well characters have to say things sometimes and this is a thing that this character can say." I feel like that sentence should be in every pitch meeting from now on.

    @funkynerd_com@funkynerd_com3 жыл бұрын
  • "So you got an Alien prequel....Prometheus sequel....er.....do ya have a movie for me?"

    @HellfireClub242@HellfireClub2423 жыл бұрын
    • "Yes sir i dont know."

      @Pointman11111@Pointman111113 жыл бұрын
  • After a few years gone, I didn't know James franco in it and had to watch it on KZhead. Thanks Ryan.

    @shortcut101@shortcut1013 жыл бұрын
  • Amazing love when you find a back log of golden youtube content!

    @rickestofthericks6067@rickestofthericks60673 жыл бұрын
  • It's nice not having to watch movies anymore.

    @ShinkaTV@ShinkaTV3 жыл бұрын
    • “Pitch Meetings: The 8-Minute Time-Savers”

      @timopper5488@timopper54883 жыл бұрын
    • Don't even have to watch the pitch meetings, just read the comments and you're good to go.

      @TheGorillaz938@TheGorillaz9383 жыл бұрын
    • Agreed. I was gonna watch godzilla v Kong but couldn't resist the pitch meeting. I was not disappointed. I am so glad I didn't waste my time 😅 it was super easy...

      @DitchBankBandits@DitchBankBandits3 жыл бұрын
    • @I Am Groot oh really 😆

      @DitchBankBandits@DitchBankBandits3 жыл бұрын
    • Who made you watch movies?

      @hermitcard4494@hermitcard44943 жыл бұрын
  • "an Hommage is when you press control+c and then control+v" This actual fact blew my mind

    @onewayroadtrip@onewayroadtrip3 жыл бұрын
    • Actually Ryan exaggerated. Homage is when you get inspiration from another artist. The screenwritter here misinformed the prod, saying that homage is copying.

      @johngr1747@johngr17473 жыл бұрын
    • @@johngr1747 of course he exagerated, its COMEDY

      @mauriciokrebs2913@mauriciokrebs29132 жыл бұрын
    • @@johngr1747 wow that joke just flew right over your head, didn't it?

      @notnow6946@notnow69462 жыл бұрын
    • @@johngr1747 wow wow wow ..... WOW

      @ajmalsafi13@ajmalsafi132 жыл бұрын
    • @@johngr1747 u know its not an actual pitch meeting right lmao

      @VuNguyen-bo2cm@VuNguyen-bo2cm2 жыл бұрын
  • I subscribed, it was easier than I thought, barely an inconvenience

    @onnevankenobe@onnevankenobe2 жыл бұрын
  • Man Ryan this the best one you've done. So brutal on this one and u were right on point with this one. Haha Say, idk if you've done this already but how about a pitch for THE BLAIR WITH PROJECT (1st one back in 1999)???

    @vereenjohn9916@vereenjohn99163 жыл бұрын
  • I think if Hollywood hired Ryan to read these scripts, we would have better films, or at least a lot less worse films.

    @callac@callac3 жыл бұрын
    • That's the thing I don't get. A movie can have bad acting and special effects, but why on earth do they have plot holes? They cost nothing to fix during development. The only thing I can think of is that some people just don't care about continuity or logic. They are more concerned with things like ambiance and cinematography.

      @KenMathis1@KenMathis13 жыл бұрын
    • @@KenMathis1 Well I mean you do know about the final season of Game of Thrones - right? Do you know the names of the writers or their future projects? Most people don't. So chances are, their careers didn't suffer from their bad job. Just like how StarWars kept going after the prequels - if there is little to no consequence for bad work, there is little incentive to do better.

      @Shuizid@Shuizid3 жыл бұрын
    • *fewer

      @WiseWik@WiseWik2 жыл бұрын
    • We won't have movies

      @srenkierkegaard6433@srenkierkegaard64332 жыл бұрын
    • @@KenMathis1 Concocting a captivating yet logical story without gaping plot holes is hard work. Since people seem to swallow all the low effort crap Hollywood can throw at them, I guess they figured why _should_ they invest the extra effort?

      @antred11@antred112 жыл бұрын
  • I feel like Alien Covenant was the directors way of scolding Alien fans who hated Prometheus and wanted an actual alien film, so he pretty much wrote and directed the movie with his buttchecks and shouted “are you happy now!” When everyone hated it

    @Cheesefist@Cheesefist3 жыл бұрын
    • even crazier that, assuming it doesn't stay canceled, or assuming it does (please don't, I'm fine with the ending of prometheus at this point, rather see "a real alien 3" or "an alien 5 on earth then back to space" far more). Ridley Scott said basically he wanted MORE David involvement in a third film. Like, how? You make him the main character I don't see how they changes anything given covenant made an indentical looking clone as it was. Killing Shaw was also just as wrong as killing Hicks and Newt. Also there was literally nothing in covenant that couldn't have been covered in 30 minutes-like the entire film. Ok add on "Alien vs. Predator in space" I'd also rather see that too.

      @oneandonlysound3453@oneandonlysound34533 жыл бұрын
    • "Not enough gory alien horror!" "Oh no,Too much aliens!"

      @berengustav7714@berengustav77143 жыл бұрын
    • From wat i've heard about Ridley Scott, he would be totally into that.

      @johnmc6155@johnmc61553 жыл бұрын
    • Disney is going to make a new Alien movie, with one of the Xenomorph's being friendly, so it can fight the bad one(s).

      @BeCoShooter@BeCoShooter3 жыл бұрын
    • @@BeCoShooter And does it make friends with a little kid? That would be so cute.

      @PotrzebieConolly@PotrzebieConolly3 жыл бұрын
  • As always, just wonderful to watch!

    @MrChefjanvier@MrChefjanvier2 жыл бұрын
  • It was so good, so on point, that i have to subscribe!!! great video!

    @golgolt0147@golgolt01473 жыл бұрын
  • Damn this guy must be hella rich coz he wrote all the movie scripts I saw in my life's.

    @ashuradevilborngaming9924@ashuradevilborngaming99243 жыл бұрын
    • Holy crap, how is it I've watched every Pitch Meeting and this is the _first_ time someone's made that joke?! I'm not even being snarky or sarcastic, this is honestly the first time I've seen someone say that.

      @Dargonhuman@Dargonhuman3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Dargonhuman well I'm always unique bro😎😎😎

      @ashuradevilborngaming9924@ashuradevilborngaming99243 жыл бұрын
    • @@ashuradevilborngaming9924 nice job bro 😎😎😎😎

      @bob_1216@bob_12163 жыл бұрын
    • Life

      @JohnSmith-is4uu@JohnSmith-is4uu3 жыл бұрын
    • I hear Producer Guy keeps most of the money for himself. He's trying to buy Canada.

      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv19623 жыл бұрын
  • David's gonna be like "You blow, I'll do the fingering". Producer (with highly confused look): I mean, you know..... Writer: Oh yeah, I know. Producer: Okay... Me: *wiping off the coffee I spit into the screen*.

    @randomuser5237@randomuser52373 жыл бұрын
    • 😂👍

      @JohnLRice@JohnLRice3 жыл бұрын
    • learned a long time ago never watch anything by ryan george and even attempt to take a drink :D

      @sandrasnow-balvert7766@sandrasnow-balvert77663 жыл бұрын
    • Did you spit it into the screen? That's some mighty spitting

      @Bdelliumharts@Bdelliumharts3 жыл бұрын
    • Lol, not one person in my theatre DIDN'T laugh at that scene.

      @phousefilms@phousefilms3 жыл бұрын
    • I was looking for this comment.

      @lincolnpatience6480@lincolnpatience64803 жыл бұрын
  • A $100 million budget movie shredded - completely - in under 8 minutes

    @simonl4523@simonl45238 ай бұрын
  • This is absolutely one of ths best written Pitch Meetings.

    @philjdickinson@philjdickinson2 жыл бұрын
  • They really could have made something classic with the Prometheus movies. Instead we got scientists that visit alien planets without breathing gear.

    @Lymbe06@Lymbe063 жыл бұрын
    • It’s an alien planet. Is there air? You don’t know!

      @benwhitworth8881@benwhitworth88813 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@benwhitworth8881 it's less about the atmosphere and more about the biosphere. an alien planet would have alien micro-organisms. We wouldn't have the immunity to fight them off.

      @andreanto8685@andreanto86853 жыл бұрын
    • @@andreanto8685 exactly! Hell, in the first movie, Ripley didn't want to bring Kane back on the ship after getting attacked by the facehugger because she was afraid of alien diseases, keep in mind that she, and the other characters are the equivalent of truckers in this universe, but somehow have a better understanding of dealing with alien life than scientists in Prometheus and Covenant. And before anyone mentions how the rest of the crew wanted to bring Kane back on the ship, they were worried about their friend and it was mostly the ones who were on the planet with him

      @wolfmantheimpaler@wolfmantheimpaler3 жыл бұрын
  • “Why did they make an Android with growing hair?” “Unclear” “Huh”

    @seunoyebode@seunoyebode3 жыл бұрын
  • These Pitch Meetings are fabulous! These Alien 'prequel' pitch meetings are spot on! A few suggestions for new Pitch Meetings: Vertical Limit, The Thing, They Live, and The Village.

    @maraudercatt8564@maraudercatt85643 жыл бұрын
  • I love this series so much. It’s like CinemaSins, but actually funny and without the pompous ignorance of the movie’s plot/lore.

    @nickwilliams4624@nickwilliams46242 жыл бұрын
    • CinemaPCSins now.

      @kylecrane4376@kylecrane43764 ай бұрын
    • ​@@kylecrane4376pcsins?

      @OK-wm2mr@OK-wm2mr4 ай бұрын
  • I almost died when he said an homage is when you press CTRL+C and CTRL+V on your keyboard 😭😭😭

    @daniel18779@daniel187793 жыл бұрын
  • “Do all the characters have brian damage?” Is a question that applies to both these Alien prequels.

    @Mgauge@Mgauge3 жыл бұрын
  • I think this is the single best pitch meeting of the entire channel. Every line is chock full of really good writing and funny original jokes

    @Colinkrauss1@Colinkrauss110 ай бұрын
  • These make my day. Can't wait for the next one

    @thealfredoaffect8676@thealfredoaffect86763 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you, this is awesome "Do all the characters have brain damage?" LMAO

    @Apetwin@Apetwin3 жыл бұрын
  • That definition of "homage" had me rolling. Absolutely brilliant.

    @chrispeters3466@chrispeters34663 жыл бұрын
    • I will be using this definition in reverse, whenever we copy-paste some software features!

      @diatonicdelirium1743@diatonicdelirium17432 жыл бұрын
  • Every now and then I love to just look at the enormous view gap between Ryan George- made screen rant videos and everyone else- made screen rant videos and smile at how much Ryan George is this channel.

    @Haldricsfury@Haldricsfury3 жыл бұрын
  • Can't get enough of these videos!

    @mattsnow7803@mattsnow78032 жыл бұрын
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