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Mmnn square food
yummy
Wow so this is the pinned comment
Yes
mmnn
The guys at drew gooden work fast
I’m almost impressed by how the squares simultaneously have dystopian and 70s jello salad vibes
70s jello salad feels pretty dystopian
Agreed, 'dystopian' was the first word that came to mind when I saw these cubes! What a bizarre product, like, what is their demographic?? Nursing homes? Hurricane victims? Space age cafeteria food? Honestly
@@AnnaM-sp2qd I'd guess picky eaters, limited diet options, maybe for when food is needed but can't be prepared easily... But then the execution and pricetag lost all of that
Oh no not jello salad
Hahahaha true that. The quirky square shape and how it rationed per food parts (one for broccoli, one for chicken, etc) made it felt like in one of those awful dystopian future where everyone either lived rich or lived poor
These two have a sense of humor that really complements each other. They should get married or something.
Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness. *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.* As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him. Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.
Another truth many have been deceived of: When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil. I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God. Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.
@@Call_Upon_YAH god is dead
@@Call_Upon_YAH lol what
@@Aiion Just some random preacher. Seen them on Kurtis' videos too. Best ignore them lol
3:41 How did they manage to take ALL the potassium out of broccoli and spinach? Even at a 45g serving, they naturally have a bunch of potassium. I'd say that shit is bananas, but clearly, it's not.
Amazing pun, insightful commentary, educational content. 8/13 comment
@@salem-01id give it at least a 10/13
@@alienfromlhs1140b no no 8s the highest score, it goes up and down like a tent
I implore u to explain how it’s like a tent
@@blookit4449 bc jason mandoza said so
The square and glossy appearance of square food is the closest I'll ever get to my dream of eating delicious looking soap
Yes! I actually really love the shape and glossiness, it looks appetizing to me 😅
My dream is to open a store where everything looks like Lush products but it's edible.
just actually eat delicious looking soap
the shape reminds me of those mousse desserts
you already can eat delicious looking soap, the bowel movement afterward will be an interesting experience though
I like how customer support called the yellow juice on your chicken squares "secret sauce" and then told you how they make the sauce.
the secret is that the "secret ingredient" is thousand island dressing 99% of the time :) (except for this time. This is that 1% lol)
Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness. 👍🏾 *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.* As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him. Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.
Another truth many have been deceived of: When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil. I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God! Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.
Imaginary sky daddy will not fix my chemical imbalance, Richard.
@@Call_Upon_YAH yes, this chicken square is an affront to Jesus and god
The fact that that this video isn’t sponsored by square space is heart breaking
Does that mean no more toppings for the picture of hot dog?
and square food wouldve been a perfect adding to the hot dog :(
RIGHT?
Well…we all know why it’s never going to be HelloFresh again 😂💀
@@TheSecondBeef why what happened
It’s like they wanted to do a homogenized texture for people with sensory texture issues- but they chose one of the worst possible textures
The good news is you know what you’re getting and it’s the same every time. The bad news is it’s always bad. It’s like a monkey’s paw situation.
Little known fact when Kurtis said “squeet” he was referring to square eat, or squeet
HAHAHA, I have mild "sensory texture issues" with food and didn't think about this. To me, the squares seem like mushy unpredictable nightmares from a picky/sensitive eater perspective. Haven't tried em' tho so can't say for sure, but they sure don't look appealing.
@@Ligmamonkeyas a person so nerfed I can’t handle the textures of a cooked bean, one of the best and most widespread human foods of all time, a grainy wet square is an actual nightmare and is in fact cruel and unusual. This is less food than soylent drinks and I mean that
I get what you mean, cooked beans are some of the worst things texture wise IMO
"My life is in your hands" before an immediate cut to you serving the mystery cubes to your wife was an incredible bit
I loved that ending bit, "never judge a book by it's cover, because you never know how it will taste" "That's a weird thing to put on the news" Completely out of nowhere, absolutely loved it
the delivery was so perfect too
YES LMAO
And the sudden clothe change just for that 4 second joke like the man put on a suit for a random punchline
That had vine energy for sure
10/10. I very rarely laugh out loud even when I'm watching videos I think are absolute gold that I even share with friends, but with that I couldn't help but laugh. Was amazing.
This takes “three square meals a day” to a whole other level
I cracked up at this. 😂
the pun we were all waiting for
Wait, Three square meals or Meal of three squares? Or three square meals of three squares.... With secret sauce
I’d like to imagine that this company started because someone said that and the owner of this company thought what if we could make that actually happen 😂
@@Jay22222 Lol!!!!!!
I keep coming back specifically because of 9:05 "square plate for square food, circle plate for circle food". Its just... a chefs kiss couple moment.
theyre so in sync
I feel like the fact that the ad feels more directed towards investors than consumers is a dead give-away that this is more of a pump and dump stock scam than an earnest attempt at making a product.
Maybe not that, it feels more like a Juicero type of thing. Smooth speakers who worship Steve Jobs overhyping their dumb product as a high growth tech company
drew clearly doesn’t understand the feminine urge to eat rocks
Ayo wha
honey that’s not feminine that’s pica
@@chy7 I mean, pica is more common in females 😂
Abigail from Stardew Valley wrote this comment
honestly yeah. i always get the feminine urge to shovel rocks into my mouth, especially the colourful gemstones you get in shops
Absolutely obsessed with Drew saying “good game” as he bro hugs his wife. That’s the kinda relationship I’m after tbh
I can't get over how adorable that was, they're so cute. 😭
relationship goals
Can't wait to brohug my future spouse lol
@@pissapocalypse Dude same
yess same 🥺
"What if we told you we could turn regular food into squares?" Dude they turn cows into little circles, how is this supposed to be mind-blowing
12:30 killed me. Doing a bro hug with your wife is truly relationship goals.
It was very cute
I love watching drew slowly fill his house with pointless items that he hates
And each time it gets worse
And his body
Moon pod that is living rent free: 👀
“Pointless”
He just like me fr
My favorite part of this is that they felt like they needed to add grill marks to ensure you believe that this square is indeed "a food."
Dog food treats have those grill marks too 😆
Reminds me of the _ribwich._ Homer also loved the grill marks.
I think it just makes it cuter.
Bad day?
He should open a museum
Its a kick in the teeth when they tell you how low their overhead is and how big their margin is. Directly telling you they are scamming you out of a lpt of money
oh so THIS is what they meant by three square meals a day
i love that drew said he was putting HIS life in the employee's hands, then immediately fed the squares to amanda lol
Evidently Amanda is his life. That’s rather sweet. ❤️
When a married person dies the spouse is the first to be investigated.
tbf amanda ate them very willingly
That’s so funny 😂
@@erinrosecrisman509 now that you say that it makes me feel like it was intentional 😭😭
drew saw our comments about him slowly becoming a video essayist on his last 40 minute video and released a 12 minute video. he's keeping us alert. we can never get too comfortable
i hope he doesn't stop though
It wasn't even 12 minutes because of the massive advertisement in the middle.
@@davidbronstein2040 He's mentioned how the advertisers like the videos being released at the end of the month, so he procrastinates and then speedruns a video to get it out on time.
@@buckethead60i think it’s less that advertisers like for it to be released at the end of the month, and more that they want it released *before* the month is over, and he just ends up doing it last minute bc procrastination (relatable)
I thought this felt short
Amanda really is effortlessly funny. The cut to her grinning while holding up a comically large knife and fork was brilliant
Came back to this video 9 months later just to say they made chunks from starfield a real thing
That was my first thought. Wild XD
I was looking for this comment 😂
I like how they advertised it as "are you tired of airplane food?" and Amanda said that seemed like airplane food. Task failed successfully
Also that's not really a good comparison (at least in my opinion) because airplane food that I tasted so far was delicious and complete. We would have lasagna, steak, stir fry, soup etc..( and it wasn't even a fancy company)
@@fiddleheadfern3 yeah like honestly I love airplane food. Like even when it's just a sandwich I have like it . Hospital food on the other hand is awful. So if you're compering yourself to that it can't be that great
@@walabixha1746 Definitely agree that hospital food is not the best. Though the only time I've been hospitalized I discovered that they also made delicious food but if I didn't ask for them they would keep giving me that tasteless broth. I felt so betrayed 😂
what's the deal with airline food!
IDK seems like square food to me
i love how they said "its our secret sauce" and then named all the ingredients
The recipe for Coca-Cola is a secret but you can read the ingredients on the back of the bottle???
But they don’t say how much of each ingredient
They did what pink sauce didn't.
@@OrangesRBerries it's a scam and not fda approved
Legally they have to.
it's like a sad beige advocate wanted to tackle the food market minimalist style.
i like that there is absolutely no selling points here. it's school food quality, but less healthy, 10x more expensive, and it tastes exactly as bad.
i love that this just naturally sounds like a weird fever dream someone might have after watching too many drew gooden videos sponsored by hellofresh and squarespace
Lmfao. Brilliant!
omg that's the best comment ever!
hellosquare
@@PunjabiGirl94 No, not brilliant. I don't think drew's ever been sponsored by brilliant actually 🤔
Exactly! My first thought was trying to figure out if Squarespace had ventured into Hello Fresh's business model and whether it would cause problems for KZheadrs like Drew that work with both of them
RIP blue gooden you will be missed
I first discovered Drew Gooden with blue hair so he looks weird without it to me now lol
Fly high king 😔
Rip
He really rocked that blue hair
Nah, he's just trapped in the closet.
This is both weirdly fascinating and horrifying. I imagine square food to be something like jelly or fruit puree or something like that. Or alternatively, the posh, gourmet cat food that comes in those squarish boxes.
Glad to see that we can eat Chunks from Starfield in real life
was looking in the comments for this lmao
Amanda being excited about the square shape and throwing Drew off made my day.
@@ayasaka2158 Says the guy being mean in a KZhead comment
@@ayasaka2158 people in the KZhead comments arguing over who needs to get a life lookin like the Spidermen all pointing at each other lol
@UC6aRlHKbWJkABcuBhY31bHw Go ahead. Make your disappointed KZhead comment. Like it'll make you live a second longer. ... I've always wanted to say that! :D
@@limolitz what did he say? He deleted his comment 😔
@@limolitz do you still remember what aya saka (or whoever's that weirdo) said?
6:50 I want someone to treat me the way drew treats drew
mixed bean square looks like a brownie. Imagine biting into that because you think it's a brownie and getting a mouth full of beans.
I imagine you'd be pretty *Disap-pinto-ed* I'll see myself out
I love that Drew seemed ready to roast the food and the company and then Amanda was like oh I kinda like it and he completely changed his mind and agreed with her instead. We Stan a simp king.
Happy wife happy life
You agree with the Wife. I believe it's in 10 commandants.
I would not disagree with Amanda under any circumstances.
Roasting food your significant other love while eating it together is kinda rude tho
Having different opinions is rude?? And cracking jokes on it (which she knows is his job..even if he likes it) is rude??? Damn people get softer and softer by the day
Telling his wife "good game" is the funniest thing ever to me for whatever reason
What I love even more is that she said it first!
Their married? Thought they were just dating
@@moldingpotatoes Lol
Yes, and the bro back slap 🤣 hysterical!
It gave me “cool youth pastor” vibes
Basically Chunks from Starfield 😂
"We ate squares" Has got to be the most hillariously blunt title
Nothing like good ol' Drew reminding me that it's the end of the month
yuh
Only way I can keep track of time
Finally nnn is over
And reminds me that I have to pay the bills or else i will get evicted
@@kingpanguan 😅
I love that they made square versions of nuts, as if a small pack of pistachios isn't convenient to eat anyway
Circle nuts are too hard to eat, gimme them square nuts
Wait no youre totally right lmao
Wait you might be on to something
everything is better as squares.....i love squares the greatest shape.
They make precooked and seasoned grilled chicken strips that you buy frozen, for way cheaper than this. I literally microwave them and they ACTUALLY taste good and might be more convenient since to make the squares taste better you've gotta dirty a pan. they literally sell pouches of microwaveable rice, again for cheaper for a larger serving. Think they're like $1.50 now and it's easily the same as three squares. For the veggies, if you hate veggie texture- just heat up baby food and add some seasoning salt. If you like veggie texture, you can get 8oz-1lb of frozen veggies in a microwaveable streamable bag for $0.75-1.50. For fish, there's pouches of seasoned tuna/salmon that don't even need heating for around $1.50 also. As for nuts, as you said, they make 100cal pouches of nuts for cheaper than the squares. I keep some in my bag. If ya don't like the texture of nuts- nut butter exists! Basically you can make pretty easy and comparable meals with less cost and possibly less cooking/prep and more importantly- it's probably gonna taste better. Idk I get the square thing for those who have adversions to texture or the look of food, specifically for those with autism spectrum disorder. I have ASD (previously diagnosed as moderate functioning asbergers) and so I have issues with texture or look of food, for example cooked spinach, watermelon, tough cuts of beef, pork chops, yogurt drinks and more. My solutions? Eat raw spinach or have it blended into something else, watermelon popsicles (the real kind made of juice), ground beef, I avoid pork tbh, and I eat actual yogurt. If you're a desperate caregiver to an autistic dependent, squares might be a valuable tool. You could also make your own with molds and some simple ingredients like starches to bind things and stuff like gelatin to help hold the shape for cold items.
1:13 Wendy's is actually quite successful, sir.
I'm watching this video for like the 20th time (because I love Drew and Amanda and I like to rewatch videos when I do stuff) and I just realised what the actual target audience might be, at 8:39. Seeing all these labels with common allergens makes me thing that it's specifically supposed to be "convenience food" for people who have multiple or severe food allergies. Another thing that comes to mind is maybe people with texture issues or with difficulties swallowing?
Or it's literally just a company trying to make something this easy to mass produce popular in order to make a profit. If they intended it to be for those people they'd advertise it that way. It would actually get them customers
I’m so used to drew Gooden’s 30-40 minute videos that this video felt like a minute
dude yes i thought the same i was so mad when it ended 😭
same! like that was over SO quickly
The squares were small didnt take long enough to eat
Very much agreed.
Video could have been 7 mins shorter. Didn't even really review them until 7 mins in. Should have only been a 5 min video.
The irony of this being recommended to me only a week or so after Starfeild gets released
This company was just ahead of its time. They walked so Chunks could run
i really appreciate amanda's use of a humongous fork and spoon to eat some squares
thanks youtube -amanda
Forst
KZhead
shut up corporation
youtube is a little stinker?!?!?! slay era 😍😍
amanda’s reaction to the square sausage reminds me of when i was a kid and wouldn’t eat chicken parmesan unless my mom told me it was chicken pizza
Nostalgic memory : unlocked!
me not eating any meat unless i was told it was chicken
@@iwakeupandboomimarat ong same this always worked on me. Liver, turkey necks, crawfish, you name it, they told me it was chicken. And i somehow fell for it every damn time. The only time it didn't work is when they told me fish was chicken... turns out fish makes me extremely sick
Never ate tuna unless they called it chicken salad
@@iwakeupandboomimarat loll
Bro was eating Chunks 9 months before starfield
1:04- homegirl straight sawing on that sqnugget
squgget
Drew has gone from commentary channel to product reviewer
ran out of stuff to comment on
ig a review is just commentary on a product
I just like to see what the funny lil guy does next
@@drewisgooden drew please react to slugs
Dreaming of a day when the product review genre will be mine all mine
Idk why but Amanda’s “they look like little rocks!” had me crying with laughter I love her
Also the editing on that part makes it even better
9:50 for yall who wanna see it again
@@jess3452 you're a hero for posting the time of that iconic scene /g
she's awesome.
This feels like a depressing vision of what future food would be like the type you see in cyberpunk that seem sketchy
I love that we're all expecting these to be terrible just for Amanda to be into them
I don't know her enough to judge if she really liked it or if she is just too nice.
So glad she came back from Afghanistan for this vid
@@SieMiezekatzeyou beat me to it xDD
@@SieMiezekatze didn’t she fall down that well?
@@TheDavidish no that was Laura
As someone who works in customer service and also does the customer chat from time to time, I can assure you that Vivian was probably flying by the seat of their pants and bullshitting their way through that chat lmaooo
Wow what a fantastic way to address potential food safety issues that could put customers' lives at risk and sink your business. Certain things shouldn't be bullshitted tbh
@@screwyourhandle I mean Vivian got away with it, it seems. So far I mean
That's so not how customer service has worked at any of the companies I've worked at. I mean, training exists specifically so that you don't have to just make shit up?
Vivian might be an evil genius
@@JungleLibrary It probably depends on the size of the company. I've been in a position where I was trying to address a food safety issue with customers while the higher ups were deciding exactly how much information they wanted me to have. I didn't eat any of the food after that.
Welcome to Chunks. Please chose your Chunks.
I guess it's a nice alternative when your cat gets tired of its current luxury food
Just coming back from a food poisoning incident, after keeping an ordered meal in my fridge for too long, the "secret yellow sauce" part filled me with indescribable fear. To all Goodens, please survive
i hope you recovered well. i too had food poisoning a bit ago so i feel your pain lol
food poisoning is the worst 😭😭 i hope ur okay now dude
Yellow sauce is nutss
i’ve never got food poisoning but my sister puked on me from food poising once. not a very useful statement but thought i would share
Thanks for the info jud
For everyone's information, most of the squares are only 30-70 calories per square. You'd need to eat like 30 of them a day to meet your daily needed calorie intake unless you eat a lot of empty calories each day, or eat like 60% mixed bean squares.
Honestly, if you get numbing spray and not texture sensitive, you could get these for dieting.
Ah, this confirms it. These are for those orthorexic techbros who deeply ontologically resent the human need to eat.
Just take a swig of olive oil to make up 1000+ of the remaining calories
I was wondering about the calories. The fact they're not high in calories makes the price even more baffling.
Supplement your square diet with Huel
Debbi Clark's review at 2:13 is way more polite than it needed to be, and I honestly respect her for that
“Just my own opine of course!” we love a respectful Debbi 😂
She wishes them good luck 🥹 What a precious soul
I trust her review more than Drew's tbh
She seems so sweet
Who's she?
“Our salmon squares come with a yellow secret sauce.” Excuse me, I need to go fall to my knees and scream at the sky in horror for a moment.
Pls tell me it's just mustard
@@kittencutie7074 if it’s with salmon I would more readily assume it to be some lemon thing.
@@runeanonymous9760 the customer service person said carrot, ginger, and lemon
@@maloryfunction2260 Carrot, ginger, and lemon are all good with salmon, so it’s not the weirdest thing out there.
@@GogiRegion Culinary presentation guidelines would suggest that you dont slather your meat squares with something that looks like infected pus.
They look like the little soaps grandma keeps in a wicker basket in the bathroom that you're not allowed to use.
the starfield team definitely saw this when coming up with chunks
amanda is like that cool older cousin you wanna spend time with so badly, every time i see her in a thumbnail i get so excited
Fr, she's pretty much the only reason I watch Drew's channel.
GOD that is spot on
I like that Amanda includes Drew in her videos. He's a pretty funny guy!
My problem is that they aren't cubes, they're shorter than they are long and wide
Starfield Chunks IRL
"They look like little rocks!" The urge to eat nonedible items is clearly strong in this one. I'm glad it fulfilled that urge 😂
NO DON'T TEXT THEM IT'S A TRAP
@@brianman1677 😂 I appreciate your concern my friend, but I knew it to be spam. Thank you for your service protecting the innocent on the internet tho 🙏
@@JayEyedWolf Welcome! It's just what I do
As a wise rat once said, "PICA PICA"
@@daryissaplayz2312 for some reason that really got me. The visual of him just screaming out random neurological conditions while attacking is 10/10
Drew and Amanda put their lives on the line for us on this channel 😂
Channel 6 news that is
Oh my god, this is where Starfield got the idea for Chunks
In case you ever wanted to take a bit out of an airpod case
Ah yes, my favorite thing to do at restaurants: ignore their food and eat the squares I brought with me instead.
hahaha, right?
That reminds me of sesame street
Amanda saying they look like rocks with such whimsy and excitement is not what I expected
My favorite part tbh
10:31 best film of 2023
it's like cubes from starfield but this came first, probably lmao
I like to imagine that Drew exists in a world where everyone except his wife is Drew and that these are all different ppl unbeknownst to us
I’m fascinated by your mind
Making Drew also the only married man in existence
the drewniverse
@@threedragonstalk2123 maybe the Drew’s marry each other
@@FreezingmoonDSBM there have been videos where he dates himself lmao
I can’t believe you made me spend the whole video expecting a Hello Fresh sponsorship just to pull the rug under me like this, Drew
I mean he does pull a reference to HelloFresh by mentioning food that you can order to cook at home, but i dont think he was allowed to say the name bc he's being sponsored
He literally said in the beginning that it was sponsored by google domains lol
@@changednamelit nah don't think that's it because domains only sponsored a portion of the video, not the whole thing so they can't control what he says in the rest of the video
I was expecting either Hello Fresh or Square Space.
Hello fresh “ I’m I a joke to you”
Playing Starfield and as soon as I saw their “Chunks,” I remembered this video.
Choose you chunks.
The abrupt ending had me flying 50 feet out of a glass window.
Damn I hope you ain’t injured
How was the hospital?
Judging by the lack of response, the flight didn't go that well...
You ok?
Bella did you fall out a window loca?
I have to admit the squares are... Weirdly aesthetically pleasing. I don't imagine ever eating them for a prolonged period of time at home, but if it was like a thing in gimmick restaurant and it was quality ingredients and freshly made, I would probably go there every other week to have my squares.
yeah it reminds me of really fancy places where every serving is like a singular bite and super done up for no reason. Like if they were garnished and put on fancy plate I could be convinced but on their own they look a little dystopian
There used to be a place with healthy instant ramen in Japan where you got to choose freeze dried toppings that were all cubes which reminds me of that. You got to choose your noodles, soup base and vegetable cubes and then take your custom ramen cups home. Genuinely cool.
The only square food I’ll eat is a Wendy’s burger.
@@lini0024 "done up for no reason" as if incredible, well-trained professional chefs aren't making food for the love of it 💀 It does seem silly at a glance, but chefs in fancy restaurants get paid well for a reason. Also, the tiny food is often served as part of multiple courses, not just the one. So not only are you going to be full by the end of your 13 different tiny dishes, but you get to view the food as art, too. It's basically dinner and a show, mixed with amazing cooking and the potential to try something new. Not trying to seem too worked up about it, but then again I can't really help it because I'm really passionate about cooking and art lol. I really respect the culinary world and the years of mastery that goes into it.
@@nomoretwitterhandles as do i but it just doesnt seem worth it whatsoever to me
The only thing I could even think of this being useful is for people with sensory issues with food? Like me personally I hate mushy stuff so this would probably be my jam, but other ND people have different textural triggers and maybe this would help. That said even if that is the case, doesn’t explain why they charge so much for such little food if they are attempting to help that demographic. This made me giggle though, thanks drew.
I just saw this after playing starfield for 30 hours and I must say these look just like all the chunk food products in the game.
I love how Amanda goes penguin brain and just goes "rocks"
Square plate for square food..... circle plate for circle food
Well, male penguins bring smooth pebbles to a female they love. I was going somewhere with that and my brain stopped working after that sentence
@@nerdoftheatre yeah thats kinda what i was going for u get it
If they did make a square food restaurant, you KNOW it would be called Qube.
Pronounced the same as Quibi
@@tjenadonn6158and probably just as successful!
I'm so excited to finally see someone taste test these things! I've been waiting since the launch hoping someone would make a video like this. I just can't get soylent green out of my head when i look at the squares lol
It’s like the Chunks food brand from Starfield
Somehow I just realized that Drew Gooden is the only KZheadr I've watched consistently for multiple years; his humor never grows old
Meanwhile I am sitting here remembering RWJ and Equals 3. Memba that? So long ago..... most nowadays know him from My Favorite Martian.
What do you mean, Drew Gooden is the only KZheadr that exists? After all, he did make the website!
@@LindseyLouWho well I remember him for saying the n word while holding a lightsaber
Him, Danny, Kurtis, H3, PhilDeFranco, are the five that i watch religiously.
Drew Gooden is the only one that didn't become ideologically possessed like H3 or simply crazy like RWJ. Drew stayed true to his style.
I love how Amanda has the colour scheme of the squares. The white for the dress or what is. The dark green/olive for the shirt under and the light yellow for her hair.
I came here to say exactly this. It's very visually satisfying.
MmmmMmm Square
@@daryissaplayz2312 yum minecraft food.
The fact that Amanda, the squares, Drew, and their house all look the same is really visually pleasing.
drew you make being funny seem so effortless. you're the only person ever who can get me to sit through an entire ad willingly.
0:57 hospital food is FIRE ive NEVER been to a hospital that had bad food (I’ve only been at like 1) but children’s hospitals got the best food
I appreciate how Drew’s house must be a multiversal nexus or something considering how many different versions of him regularly just show up. Really nice of him to give them parts in his videos, too.
His house is a TVA nightmare.
does employment law apply to [human] clones currently?
Is Danny another alternate dimension Drew Gooden?
@@PoisonFlower765 Shhhhh…
Three square meals a day now has a new meaning
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Badum tsssss 🥁
I’m starting to think this was the inspiration for the entire company
Lmao
I really like the fact that they (especially Amanda) genuinely seemed to enjoy them. Not love them, but just enjoy them
Love you and amanda saying good game at the end
I just want to say, I’m genuinely happy you found someone like Amanda.
Right?! So awesome that he found someone to be his partner while he eats square foods, turns lots of liquids into ice, buys every gimmicky product on social media... we love to see it.
@@TBone4983the American dream
i'm glad that she returned from fighting in afghanistan.
@@manboy4720 I'm assuming you didn't know, so just a heads up that Amanda politely requested we stop making the Afghanistan jokes
@@basm6445 She made a post on the subreddit.
as someone who has refused to eat wendy's burgers for my entire life because of them being square, i have just met my worst nightmare
sorry what wendy's burgers are square wtf
@@daisypaxton-white8676I thought it was Krystal’s?
Wendy's baconator is a damn good burger for being fast food. They also have good salads, I got the Caesar many times when my wife was in the hospital with the baby. Don't let the shape of the burger put you off.
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Your pfp is so pretty!
i wasn't expecting hello fresh to collab with squarespace like this
In hindsight, Starfield has these as _Chunks_ now
this video was such chaos.. the ad read, the circle food, the "good game" after they ate food, the ending... incredible. loved it
"circle food" 💀😂